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Quote from: bugsay on August 17, 2011, 02:56:13 PM
nyahahahha....
usa'ng dupa man dayon ang balising....

He he, lisod kon pagpatara, matsambahan pa lang...

Yataps! Bujinggiton jud ang makahangad!

Kini kay albino shoe house model... 

He he, el niño misutoy maoy angay nimong pangutan-on...

Quote from: islander on August 17, 2011, 03:39:09 PM
mao nga ayaw kahadlok ha?  you'll be safe.

Human na ko, oi, hagbay ra--the other year pa...

Bwahaha!

Hmm, motel man tingali to ni... 

Quote from: islander on August 17, 2011, 05:21:24 PM
na, kun mao, ang baki = baye + laki?

Bwahaha! Saktoha, oi! Nakaotin uroy!

Quote from: bugsay on August 17, 2011, 03:30:06 PM
diri ko tambay...kay ganahan ko'g lab-lab....

Hmm, OK ra nimo bisag nanimahong ginamos?

He he, bisag unsa na lay gimmick...

He, he, di baya wine ang giinom...

Hmm, kunsa = kinsa + unsa?

Mozart " Eine kleine Nachtmusik" Allegro

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 17, 2011, 02:57:38 PM
Nakuha sa kapolisan ang duha ka pahinang suicide note nga giingong pagpadayag og pagmahay sa batan-on nga wala siya sugta sa babayeng una niyang gidalitan sa iyang gugma. Tupad niini ang duha ka botelyang bino.

“Puslan mamatay tinuyoan wala ko nimo sugta…farewell to you (pangan sa babaye) bisa’g sakit sa akong buot maayo pa mamatay nalang ko…(pangan sa babaye) hinaot imo akong masabtan…naalaot nga naulipon sa gugmang gi-atay nimo.”

Kaluoy pud ni Ondoy. Nakaamgo pa ra ba nga siya usa lamang ka alaot nga ulipon sa gugmang giatay...

Ni Rey Pasaporte (Banat) Updated August 17, 2011 12:00 AM 


CEBU, Philippines - Usa ka 17-anyos nga tinun-an sa high school ang naghunos sa iyang kinabuhi sa dakong punoan sa kahoy daplin sa baybayon sa barangay Western Poblacion, lungsod sa Poro, Isla sa Camotes niadtong Lunes tungod kay wala sugta sa gipanguyabang babaye.

Matud sa report sa kapolisan, inay mosulod sa klase midiretso sa dagat ang maong batan-on ug gamit ang pisi naghikog kini.

Nakuha sa kapolisan ang duha ka pahinang suicide note nga giingong pagpadayag og pagmahay sa batan-on nga wala siya sugta sa babayeng una niyang gidalitan sa iyang gugma. Tupad niini ang duha ka botelyang bino.

“Puslan mamatay tinuyoan wala ko nimo sugta…farewell to you (pangan sa babaye) bisa’g sakit sa akong buot maayo pa mamatay nalang ko…(pangan sa babaye) hinaot imo akong masabtan…naalaot nga naulipon sa gugmang gi-atay nimo.”

Gawas niini nanamilit sad kini sa duha niya ka igsuon nga nangayo og pagsabot sa iyang buhaton ug dili pasagdan ilang inahan.

Si Sr. Insp. Bonifacio Arriesgado, hepe sa Poro Police Station nagdudang nahubog niadtong higayona ang batan-on. Nakit-an ang patay’ng lawas niini sa usa ka Renato Robledo kinsa maoy mitawag sa kapolisan. (BANAT NEWS)

He he, di ba naa pud toy "Your Love Is Everything To Me"?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 17, 2011, 02:34:06 PM
Circumcision is normally done before the newborn is a month old, but it can be done on older boys and even adults, according to the Mayo Clinic.

Bitaw... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 17, 2011, 02:34:06 PM
An Oregon woman who tried to circumcise her 3-month-old son with a box-cutter was sentenced to five years probation and ordered to get her head examined.

Hmm, makaingon ba ta nga naay siyay deperensya sa utok?

BY Nina Mandell
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Tuesday, August 16th 2011, 8:23 PM


An Oregon woman who tried to circumcise her 3-month-old son with a box-cutter was sentenced to five years probation and ordered to get her head examined.

Keemonta Peterson, 30, of Portland, pleaded guilty to first-degree criminal mistreatment earlier this year, The Oregonian newspaper reported Monday.

"The reality is you love your children and had absolutely no intent to harm your child," Multnomah County Circuit Judge Eric Bergstrom told Peterson at the sentencing Monday, the paper reported.

Peterson wanted to have her son circumcised after being inspired by reading the Old Testament, but decided to do it herself in Oct. 2010 because she thought he was too old for doctors to perform the procedure on him, the paper reported.

She studied a few YouTube videos on circumcision and then grabbed a box-cutter and tried to make believe she was a surgeon.

Her less-than-expert handiwork caused the boy to bleed profusely and suffer intense pain, forcing her to call 911 for some professional medical help, the paper reported.

Cops collared her in April.

The boy completely recovered and is now living with his three siblings under the state's care, the paper reported. Peterson is allowed to see the children during supervised visits.

Her lawyer, Scott Raivio, said the circumcision was "an aberration during a down period in her life" and that Peterson has shown herself to be "a very natural, caring and loving mother."

Bergstrom ordered her to undergo a mental health evaluation, the paper reported.

Circumcision is normally done before the newborn is a month old, but it can be done on older boys and even adults, according to the Mayo Clinic.

In cases where the procedure is performed on older children or adults, patients may need to be put under general anesthesia and have additional precautions taken to prevent excessive bleeding. -- http://www.nydailynews.com/

Quote from: islander on August 14, 2011, 05:54:35 PM
si ms carrot top, si hubag na nga nagtakoban.  bisag i-polygraph test pa mi, ang mogawas ngan gihapon ni bugsay.     

Na hala, moangkon na lang ko nga ako ang orangutan. Ambot kinsa diay si Ms. Carrot Top...

Quote from: statesville on August 17, 2011, 08:55:58 AM
, kalooy sa iring napiit...

He he, gigamyan sa iyang ulo...

Gisapot kay wa ka-nap?

Ari ko laban sa iring...

Kaluoy pud. Sweet sixteen pa... 

Naa bay ingon ani? Usahay aliwas, usahay baki?

Ako ning gi-post kay magpatabang ko ninyog identify...

Ibaligya na ni ni Botoy kay gikapoy na siya sa pagka-haciendero...

Hmm, nagdaginot si Inday aron naay ikapalit og bag-ong shorts...

Zaon na lang diay ni nga lami mang permi lang pahayahay...

Quote from: islander on August 17, 2011, 10:34:40 AM
nag-beeeeeeh nimoh, obyus ba?

Anong beeeeeeh? As in belat?

Kaila mo ani? (Oi, di man ni lukaylukay, mas mora mag dahon sa saging...)

Quote from: islander on July 20, 2011, 05:55:27 PM
ambot ba ning scientific names nganong lisod-lisoron pa man ta...

He he, basin necessary for synergy?

Wine-red... 

Quote from: islander on August 17, 2011, 10:32:05 AM
ana gyod na, for reasons of security, justice, mastication, amalgamation, and rapture.  necessary pod nga ipakapin ang isopropyl methylphosphonofluoridate.  tbland na god ni, a.k.a. el refugio de pecadores.

Bwahaha! Paingon na sa synergistic coenzyme ketoacidosis ning manoryaha!

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 06:16:32 PM
i was winking, mind you. 

Hmm... But what's with the tongue?

Hmm, the three environmentalist amigos?

Quote from: bugsay on August 17, 2011, 09:39:36 AM

ug ang linugdangan sa maong panaglalis, ang tag-iya sa kamote giapil pagluto?...

si Hubag mauy nagtuslo...

ug dali kaayong nakadugang ug sugnod sa takong ang kanang baje...

Hmm, giapil pagluto kay tikalon haw?

Quote from: chicogon on August 16, 2011, 10:19:00 PM
Kadugayan nakog tinutok - wa raba jud koy reading glasses karon - nakaamgo ko nga mga miembro man diay nis TB Patrol (Taga Balingsya Patrol) 

Bwahaha! Reunion diay!

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 05:33:06 PM
hinayhinayon lang ni nato aron way trauma... unahon una ug pangutana kun kinsay tag-iya sa kaldero ha?  ikaduha, kinsay nangahoy?  ikatulo, kinsay nagduslit aron mosiga ang kahoy?  ikaupat, dali ra bang lat-an nang giluto?  ikalima, lami ba?  ikaunom, mangatug na lang ta uy.  maabtan pa unya ta atong usa sa una nga pakaligoon ta kay nanimaho na ta.

Kadaghan ba sa itsiburitsi. Nangutana ra ta kinsay giluto, daghan kaayong proprietary, labor, incendiary, culinary, and gustatory considerations. Pakapinan pag olfaction colatilla...

In this photo provided by ZhaoHui Tang, former Washington Gov. Gary Locke, who is the first Chinese-American ambassador to China, orders coffee at Seattle Tacoma International Airport on Aug. 12, 2011. ZhaoHui Tang, a businessman who snapped a photo of Locke carrying his own backpack and ordering his own coffee at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport says he’s surprised by the big, admiring response the picture generated among Chinese citizens not used to such frugality. (AP Photo/ZhaoHui Tang )

AP â€" 6 hrs ago


SEATTLE (AP) â€" A photo of the new U.S. ambassador to China carrying his own backpack and ordering his own coffee at an airport has charmed Chinese citizens not used to such frugality from their officials.

ZhaoHui Tang, a businessman from Bellevue, Washington, snapped the photo Friday on his iPhone when he spotted Gary Locke at the counter of an airport Starbucks. Locke is the first Chinese-American ambassador to China and a former governor of Washington state.

Tang uploaded the photo to the Chinese social media network Sina Weibo because he thought it was cool to run into the new ambassador at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.

He didn't expect it to generate 40,000 reposts and thousands of comments.

"This is something unbelievable in China," said Tang, a Chinese-American citizen. "Even for low-ranking officials, we don't do things for ourselves. Someone goes to buy the coffee for them. Someone carries their bags for them."

Locke tried to use a coupon or voucher for the coffee, but the barista rejected it, Tang said. The ambassador then paid with a credit card, he said.

Tang, chief executive of an Internet advertising firm called adSage, was flying from Seattle to Silicon Valley. Locke was leaving for China from the next gate over.

Tang introduced himself to Locke when he took the picture and wished him luck in the new job. -- http://news.yahoo.com/

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 07:56:22 PM
naa bayay mga veggies and fruits nga maka-diarrhea pod, e.g., tambis ug sinigwelas.  and what if by chance they get to drink contaminated water?  maka-diarrhea pod ang kabuhi.  kabuhion gyod na sila usahay labi nag mahapakan ug hangin nga bugnaw nga diretso sa kutokuto nga way tabon. 

Hmm, di man ni sila makainom og contaminated water kay ila mang i-strain several times unya pabukalan pa jud ang tubig nga ilang imnon. As for kabuhi, he he, ayaw ni sila ipinarehas nimo...

Bwahaha! Naunsa bitaw ni si Manoy, naguba tawon ang nawong sa bata...

7. Gaudencio Cardinal Rosales, Manila archbishop

For Manila Archbishop Gaudencio Cardinal Rosales, Cruz committed a “sin” against God because of his blasphemous exhibit.

In a circular titled “’Prayer of Reparation’ for the Sin of Sacrilege and Blasphemy” issued yesterday, Cardinal Rosales declared Aug. 26, a Friday, a “Day of Penance” at the Archdiocese of Manila wherein Masses would be offered for the forgiveness of sins.

Aside from requiring Mass celebrants to wear purple vestments, “we also encourage everyone to perform an act of penance or sacrifice on this day, such as fasting or other forms of mortification, as an expression of remorse for the sins committed against God’s majesty.”

The “Day of Penance” is one of the highlights of the week-long “Prayer of Reparation” from Aug. 21 to Aug. 28.

“In the past weeks we have witnessed the uproar created by the exhibit of art works by the Cultural Center of the Philippines purportedly on modern art mixed media installations on contemporary themes. Many agree that the work over-reached the boundaries of freedom of expression. Most say it is offensive and a great affront to Catholics and Christians, and to all people who value decency. To them the work is ‘trash.’ And we agree,” Cardinal Rosales said.

http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=717574&publicationSubCategoryId=63)

6. Edgardo Angara, chairman of the Senate committee on education, arts and culture

Angara said that it was enough for him to hear that the CCP is undertaking some reforms as a result of the controversy and that yesterday’s hearing would be the last because the legal process should be allowed to take its due course.

5. F. Sionil Jose, national artist for literature

National artist for literature F. Sionil Jose, for his part, argued that Cruz’s work was not art.

“All art is propaganda but not all propaganda is art,” he said.

4. Fr. Pablo Tiong O.P., UST vice rector and Archbishop Jose Palma, CBCP vice president

But critics of Cruz’s work such as the UST administration, represented by vice rector Fr. Pablo Tiong O.P. and the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines, represented by its vice president Archbishop Jose Palma, argued that the freedom of expression is not absolute.

Tiong said that the exhibit was not sanctioned by the UST and that the institution considers the work of Cruz offensive to Catholics and the Catholic religion.

Palma said that moral criteria must always be applied on the subject of art.

He said that the Church condemns the artistic portrayal of the image of Jesus Christ as immoral but does not condemn the artist himself.

3. Florin Hilbay, UP College of Law professor

UP College of Law professor Florin Hilbay agreed that Cruz should have exercised his freedom of speech more responsibly but emphasized that this right is guaranteed under the Constitution.

“Whether Mideo Cruz can express himself the way he did is a constitutional non-issue. As a matter of constitutional law, the right of Cruz to express himself through Politeismo is recognized by the Constitution that gives him freedom of expression and requires Philippine society to separate church and State,” Hilbay said.

“The responsible exercise of that right is a matter of opinion, ideology, faith and even temperament. Even if only because Mideo’s expression allows us the opportunity to reconsider our fundamental belief, which sadly a lot of people are unable to appreciate, we should protect his expression,” he added.

2. Raul Pangalangan, former dean of the University of the Philippines College of Law

While the controversy over Cruz’s work has centered on the religious aspect, constitutional experts noted that its legal aspect should also be addressed, particularly the rights guaranteed by the Constitution.

Raul Pangalangan, former dean of the University of the Philippines College of Law, pointed out that there were two Supreme Court decisions on the issue of religiously offensive speech.

In both cases, Pangalangan noted that the Supreme Court ruled in favor of the party accused of making offensive speech.

“What is at stake here is a different kind of violation of freedom of speech. In this case what we are dealing with is censorship, prior restraint. From the discussion this morning, my own sense, and this is my own opinion, is that the art piece in question is speech and therefore entitled to the protection of the freedom of speech clause,” he said.

Comments on the issue (culled from “Kulo artist snubs Senate hearing”, by Marvin Sy, The Philippine Star, August 17, 2011)


1. Jinggoy Estrada, Senate president pro tempore and Vicente Sotto III, Senate majority leader

Senate President Pro Tempore Jinggoy Estrada and Senate Majority leader Vicente Sotto III led in castigating the CCP for reportedly offending the religious sensibilities of Catholics by allowing the “blasphemous” work of Cruz to be displayed in a state-run institution.

Hmm, morag moangay ka aning ilang tenets, Ms. Isle...

Jains go out of their way so as not to hurt even small insects and other tiny animals, because they believe that harm caused by carelessness is as reprehensible as harm caused by deliberate action. Hence they take great pains to make sure that no minuscule animals are injured by the preparation of their meals and in the process of eating and drinking.

All living beings require food for their survival. Jains practice strict vegetarianism. The practice of vegetarianism is instrumental for the practice of non-violence and peaceful co-operative co-existence. Basic non-violence principles can be performed depending on one's capability and specific situation in terms of meeting one's life's demands and expectations.

Jains are strictly forbidden to use any leather products since they are derived by merciless and inhumane killing of animals. Jains usually do not consume root vegetables such as potatoes, garlic, onions, carrots, radishes, cassava, sweet potatoes, turnips, etc., as the plant needed to be killed in the process of accessing these prior to the end of their life cycle. --Wiki

Digambara, (Sanskrit: “Sky-clad,” i.e., naked) one of the two principal sects of the Indian religion Jainism, whose male ascetics shun all property and wear no clothes. In accordance with their practice of nonviolence, the monks also use a peacock-feather duster to clear their path of insects to avoid trampling them. They drink water from a gourd, and they beg for their food and eat only once a day. -- http://www.britannica.com/

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 07:37:34 PM
di gyod hinoon kas ug panapton.  pero, unsaon na lang kun mag-diarrhea.  modahili lang sa bitiis kay way mosawo?

Unheard of ang diarrhea nila kay gawas nga vegetarians, seguroon nila nga limpyo ang ilang pagkaon...

Supercool...

Confinement!

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 05:04:53 PM
KPS (Kapisanan ng mga Paring Sipat)

He he, OK nako nga isipong honorary member ani bisan wa ko madayon pagkapari basta sureness nga dili ni mao ang Kapisanan ng mga Paring Supot...

Bwahaha!

Quote from: chicogon on August 16, 2011, 03:49:08 PM
Mideo Cruz (the artist) must have hated his name since grade school perhaps because he only got 1/2 (medya), este, not-sure-of his own last name (medyo) or received anti-Semetic mockings from peers (may Jew) as a young boy ajejeje 

Now, his peers call him "May Joke Cruz"

From yours truly investigative reporter:

Hubo-hubo "Botoy" Balingster, KPS

Hmm, basin gitawag ni siyag "Mediocre" mao nga paugat jud...

Ang senior photojournalist maoy mas shocking... 





Bwahaha! 

Quote from: islander on August 15, 2011, 04:11:27 PM

slutwalk seattle
27 april 2011

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 12:16:23 AM
nag-unsa man na si manoy dinha?

Photojournalist na siya, oi...

Kini maoy kyut jud nga high five...

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 05:21:37 PM
tsimbako.  wa gyod ko katunob ug di gyod ko motunob anang land of cat eaters, bahala ba uroy unsay imong pasumangil ug daugdaog nako, ahuhuhu. 

He he, wa jud tuod ka katunob kay gi ship out man ka before you could walk...

Although Senior Digambar monks wear no clothes, following the practice of Lord Mahavira, they do not consider themselves to be nude. Rather, they are wearing the environment, that is the quintessential, akasha or space. Digambaras believe that this practice represents a refusal to give in to the demands of the body for comfort and private property. Only Digambara ascetics are required to forsake clothing and not the laity. Digambara ascetics have only two possessions: a peacock feather broom and a water gourd. â€"Wiki

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 05:28:05 PM
the answer is in the question man god ang style ni diskoral king bugsay.

He he, maingon tang punga...

Nganong duha may bangag ani?

Quote from: bugsay on August 16, 2011, 04:00:19 PM

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
gwapa lagi si islander.  kanang cute nga nagtindog sa right, hehe, ako na ha?  maayog posing man god.

Na hala, angkonay man kaha ni. Ako nang nangtindog sa left, si Bugsay ang naglingkod kay siya ang chief cook. Karon ang pangutana mao, kinsa man ning giluto?

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 03:47:41 PM
i understand that the crescent symbol was a bone of contention at the 9/11 memorial.  art is terrific that some are "troubled by it," guerra says?  hello?

Hmm, you are troubled by his comment?

Making a frog-face...

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 04:15:34 PM
ay yam a-kokin' akokak.

He he, klaro nga ang title sa thread nag-suggest nga "kokak" ang tubag...

Maayo gani kay buotan ang ginikanan ni Islander, wa siya i-"disappear", gipayuhot lang paingon sa Pinas...

Quote from: islander on August 16, 2011, 03:11:08 PM
she mistook me for a kitten, actually. 

He he, your eyes were actually open but they looked closed?

Hmm, apparently, for one who would produce such works, snubbing the Senate is a piece of frog leg, er, cake...

Bwahaha! Bantog rang gilamian si Eba, tinemplahan na man diayng daan!

Makapakitbi sa atay kon tinuod man ugaling...

Genesis 2:21 (English Standard Version): So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh.


A light-hearted version of the spare rib issue...

Vain gihapon, oi...

Hmm, kinsa kahay naay ingon ani nga patik...

This is shocking indeed...

Starting them young...





Kadako ni kitty! 

Quote from: islander on August 15, 2011, 01:38:57 PM
same hair color, cute. 

the standard advice is to start them young with kindness to animals. 

Hmm, in your case you apparently you had your first instructions when you were still in your mother's womb...

Quote from: bugsay on August 16, 2011, 11:45:05 AM
si bisan kisan nga makalantaw niining ma-ong hulagway, usa ra ka tawo ang motuhop diha sa hunahuna...

Hmm, mao ba? Kinsa kaha? Sa akong panglantaw daghan man ang posibilidad. Kon dili si Vhinz (nga dugay na kaayong wa mobalik), si Chriswise (nga medyo dugay-dugay na pud nga missing), o kaha si BolBuhol, nga nibisita lang kadiyot unya naglulinghayaw (aw, nahinanok) na pud...

Quote from: bugsay on August 16, 2011, 11:40:02 AM

way trampas na'ng bahakhaka....gawas kon butangan nimo'g bansagon...

Hmm, sigon sa diay sa gabasa kon maohon. Parehas diay ani, pwede Inday pwede pud Lola...

Kini pud laging kawad-on, managanang moadtog ospital kay naglikay sa gasto...

Quote from: bugsay on August 16, 2011, 11:14:28 AM
bwahahaha....

Hmm, morag naay ikot ning katawaha da...

Nagtuo diay nga si Superlolo siya...

Basin pud mahalon ang ilimnon nga giipis-ipis...

Malagmit borit ang gipusil...

Hmm, Lazy Sunday...