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Quote from: Ginger on May 01, 2009, 03:51:24 AM
mag lisud ang opponent ani kay di sila pareho ug height.

kung ikaw nang amputee, ging, makapilidi kaha ka nang imong kontra hehehehe. 

kinsay dili pang-canceron nga bisan unsa na man lang atong gipangaon, wa pa jud ta kabalo og diin ni gikan ug unsay gipangbutang ani.

Enter the Dragon between your legs.

Taken between your legs

Quote from: kiamoy on May 07, 2009, 01:40:42 AM
i donate nalang na glace sa homeless..dba naa mana dra?

ako nag eat na kutchinta:D:D

yup sa salvation army nako ni ihatag...

povoron lang tawn akong gibanatan sa.

Quote from: kiamoy on May 07, 2009, 01:14:13 AM
mu asa ka glace?

nang-segregate ko kiams kay akong ipanglabay ning uban nakong mga gamit. hehe

wa pa tawn, kay nanghipos ko...

hahaha, kung mamugos pa jud siya , mohilak na lang ko.

kinsay di atakehon ana og ang kabaw ug baka ang gipusta? hehehe.

kung sa phone, i-change topic

kung amigo, pasabot-sabot lang nga "no"

kung dili kaila, dretsohon, "NO!"

May you be fully well, madam.

God bless you.

what do you think if they allow one for entertainment and one for a more formal gathering?

way bay padugo ani kay bag-ong admin man? hehehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ThWaMnlSZM

In the British charts, the song spent four weeks at number one in August 1982. This success was repeated around the globe; spending five weeks as the Kent Report's number one in Australia and reaching number one in April 1983 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the United States. It also holds the distinction of preventing Michael Jackson from having back-to-back number one hits in the U.S. The number one hits "Billie Jean" and "Beat It" were separated by Dexys Midnight Runners' one week stay at the top.

The song was also successful in Ireland, where it reached number one and spent a total of eleven weeks in the charts.

It is a common example of a one-hit wonder in the U.S., as the band failed to reach similar popularity with any of their future songs, though in the UK they had already reached number one two years earlier with "Geno", and went on to have further hits.

In a poll by the UK TV Channel, Channel 4, the song was placed at number 38 in the 100 greatest number 1 singles of all time.[3] A similar poll by the music channel VH1 placed the song at number 3 in the 100 Greatest One-hit Wonders of all time.[4]

The song reached #18 on VH1's Top 100 Songs of the 1980s.[5]

The song was named #1 on VH1's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders of the 80s.

singer kung wa pa kainum akong mga kauban

listener na lang, kung naka-inum na sila, kay mangilog na ma'g microphone

naa na pod ning topika, mao ra ba ni giawayan sa miaging pila ka buwan. hahaha

i am planning to have one.

tam-is gihapon ang mga pahiyom ni lolo ug lola.

naupaw na tawn si lolo.

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on April 23, 2007, 10:29:59 AM
“The quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love.”

kung panagsa, ok ra. ug permi, samok na

hugawa na man ning politika sa tagbilaran oy...

ayaw kalimot og kaon, kay delikado sa pasmo...

Quote from: grazie7y on May 06, 2009, 05:57:34 AM
Just like anywhere, there's good and bad.  I can only tell basing on my association with Filipino Police officers that they are dedicated.  My sister is one.  She risked and is continuously risking her life to deserve the badge she is wearing.  She dreamed of becoming a police officer all her younger years and now she is one.  A proud one.

No matter what trials she went through in her life, she still believes that being a police officer is what she wants to do.  It's a profession and a vocation.  A calling, if I may say so. Six years ago, her husband, also a police officer (her classmate and buddy from way back college) was killed in the line of duty.  It was so sad for our whole family especially knowing that their 3 young children would never see their loving father anymore. It dampened my sister's spirit for awhile but never her desire to serve the police force.

I pray almost every minute of my waking hours that God will protect her always.

wow. naa ka pulis nga igsoon diay, graze.

i can see how proud you are.

God bless her. di baya lalim nang iyang trabaho.

Quote from: bulak on May 06, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
Sa ato pa mahilis diay ang sampot, ayaw gud pod lingkod permi barugi pod panadsa

ug mobarog man galing, ipaud pod sa bongbong, hahahaha

Quote from: Patman on May 06, 2009, 05:03:48 PM
Weird?

Weird because I question a conspiricy?

Or do you also wish to sweep it under the carpet and put it down as a random attack?

nope. am not talking about you or your posts, pat.

i just found it weird, cos, until now this thread has never outgrown its purpose.

just pray and hope there'll be justice for Martin..

bye.

Quote from: mistyeyed on May 06, 2009, 08:18:56 PM
Hahaha.deaf ra jud ako ba.

ayaw jud pabuta, mist, kay di na ka kita sa imong bana nga nangagbay og lain.

Quote from: ligiah on May 06, 2009, 04:21:14 PM
bwahahah! labi labi na gajud sad ni... hahaha!

tinood jud na. hahahaha. mao diayng ngano kana maoy simbolo og playboy...kay labi-labi mo kombati. hahaha. 

maka-sapyot hinoon na, motoo pa ko. hahahaha

Quote from: buwadsanga on May 06, 2009, 09:50:58 AM
wa na glacie cool na. tnx. wa lang untay dautay ug relihiyon labinag ingnon tas mga muslim nga dili ginoo atong Ginoo.

Laliman ka!!!

bitaw, kasabot ko. makasungot man jud pod. kapoy na ilalis tong tawhana. may ra pod imong gi-rakrakan didto. hehehe.

Quote from: buwadsanga on May 06, 2009, 09:56:25 AM
ang mamatay ng dahil saaaaaaaaaayyooooooooo...... foooorrrevvvveeeeeeerrr...

ingon ana unta ang pagkanta ni martin para sulit sa mga NHI critics. hehehe.

whahahahaahahaha. buing man ka, bwad.

sinigang baboy...

dear___

where are you?

Quote from: mistyeyed on May 05, 2009, 12:35:57 AM
Ako gigamitan ug kili-kili power.

bantog wa na jud mobalik diri...hehehe. nakatilaw diay tos imong power.

mao jud, buwad, kay USA na lang nabilin nimo hehehe

Quote from: benelynne on May 03, 2009, 10:47:46 AM
Wa pa diay ni nahuman ilang sinabligay?

Wa jud siguro problema sa tubig ang Tagbilaran kay sauna, "septic" water gikan sa CR sa City Hall, karon "unholy" water naman gikan sa Cathedral ang panablig ni Mayor.

kugihan lang ni sila mokawos og tubig, ben.

Quote from: grazie7y on May 06, 2009, 05:47:24 AM
ngek! ang tamaan wa'g magalit! hahahaha

kung manganta ta, graze, molabaw gani imong score sa akoa, kadlawanan jud ko ana og apas hahahaha.

naa pa, graze, kanang nakita nimo nga mura'g tulay padong na sa restaurant.

pasayloa ko, chico, kay wa jud koy nakita nga deprensya ani. hehehe

nice kaayo. fresh nga paminawon.

Quote from: insurectus on May 01, 2009, 10:17:58 PM
kung naa magkigpusta nga patas tanan unya adto siya ni hatton
sus tapok-an jud ka diretso

hehehe, maayo gani, wa ko mopusta, insurec, pordoy ta ko. 2 rounds lang raba ang away.

welcome dddyyy.

ako lay welcome nimo kay nangatog na sila.

weird!

i used to have daily papers. now i cut to weekends only. and still i don't read them. hahaha. i got my news right from TB and the net.

Quote from: st. agnes on May 06, 2009, 12:06:23 AM
guys, advise pls.

awkward bah? I plan to sing "Panunumpa - by Carol Banawa" inag paso sako sa aisle?

ikaw mokanta, ags? hanep, hehehe. imong bana, mokanta pod? (joke.)

awkward para nako og ikaw mokanta labi na kung padong pod ka mopaso... but the song is beautiful; ask someone to do it for both of you. just my suggestion.

kadumdum ko ani, didto ko sa usa ka church service, usa nis ilang prayer intentions: For those who are trying to lose weight, let us pray to the Lord. hehehe.

Quote from: swakee on May 05, 2009, 11:50:23 PM
Mao jud... ssssshhhh!

pssst. panghatag mo...hehehe

no, it's not true.

my eyes are fine, the doc said.

i only need more sleep. and never stare at the ceiling too long.

naay daghan ana diri sa TB

European Parliament approves ban on seal products
Last Updated: Tuesday, May 5, 2009
CBC News

The European Parliament has passed a bill that will ban the import of seal products, a move that could have severe implications for Canada's annual seal hunt.

The bill passed the European Union assembly in a 550-49 vote on Tuesday.

The legislation, which states that commercial seal hunting is "inherently inhumane," is expected to be endorsed by EU governments in the coming weeks to ensure the ban is in place before next year's hunt.

The ban will offer some exemptions to Inuit communities in Canada and Greenland so they can continue their traditional hunts of harp and hooded seals, but bars large-scale trading of pelts, oils or meats in the 27-state Europe Union.

Canada and Norway have previously stated they will challenge the ban at the World Trade Organization.

An earlier draft of the legislation would have left the door open for exemptions to countries that could certify their hunting methods are humane, leading Canada to institute new rules to ensure every seal is killed quickly and painlessly.

That exemption was struck from the proposed legislation.

Rebecca Aldworth, a Canadian campaigner with the Humane Society of the United States, called that a victory.

"It suggests that European Parliamentarians are as well aware as we are that there's absolutely no way to effectively monitor seal hunting and therefore enforce regulations," Aldworth said.

Canada won a concession in the amended legislation, as EU ports would remain open to the shipment of seal products headed to other markets, including Norway, Russia and China, which together form the bulk of demand for seal products.

However, Rob Cahill of the Fur Institute of Canada said those countries take their fashion cues from the runways of Europe, where seal might no longer be featured.

"If the designers in Paris and Milan can't use seal, then it certainly has the potential to reduce the cachet of seal products," he told CBC News.

The vote to ban trade in seal products comes at an awkward time for Canada. Prime Minister Stephen Harper is heading to Prague this week to discuss strengthening trade with the EU.

The Fur Institute of Canada said it has been told that the seal ban is not on the agenda for that meeting.


Samples of Seal Products:

are these pirates blind?

Quote from: buwadsanga on May 05, 2009, 05:22:59 PM
good news Hofe. pa injection ko ugma

tan-awa sa nang injection sa drawing, bwad, kay ingon ana ra ba kadak-a ang gamiton. hahahaha

pang-contraception lang ni diay. kung mas barato pa nis condom, maayo; ug dili, gasto-gasto lang ni.

pila kaha pod ka-adlaw ang epekto ani?

nanganta mi sa una og karaoke, ang kinayabagan maoy kinatas-an og score. ug tungod niadto, nangadlawon mig apas tawn sa iyang score kay arang suyaa namo. hahahaha

aron, mga baje, tinood na?
tinood gyud na?
unsa man kono pasabot ana?
dili mo masuko ana?
uniform ra man na
ug ila ra kanang bana-bana.
ang matood nga kaanyag baya
wala niana,
naa sa kasingkasing man na.
motoo mo ana?

ang kainit ra sa atoa ang mopatay aning virus...

pero, maayo sad ning mangandam

Quote from: buwadsanga on May 05, 2009, 01:25:29 PM
mabuhay ang pilipino!

suko pa ka, wad?

Quote from: mistyeyed on May 05, 2009, 01:46:06 PM
Whahaahaha..di ka kita sa ako PM kay blind man ka.

simbako hahaha.

di na problema kay naa koy gi-hire nga reader.

Quote from: buwadsanga on May 05, 2009, 01:48:43 PM
i propose - e ban na si jesusmessenger. bastos ning muslima

hahahaha. tagaan man dayon og trabaho nimo si kiams, bwad. wa pa gani mahiluna iyang ofis.

nagpasabot na nga angay usbon o undangon nang balaorana, kung di man galing maka-himo pag-paimplementar kadtong gitahasan niini. tungod sa ilang ka way nahot mopahamtang og balaud, ma-angin lang tawn ang nag-perform kay ilang tamayon ug ingnon "way lami" kay wa mosunod sa Konstitusyon. huh?

kining uban man gud, mag-jerjer, mura'g rabbit.

dihay akong silingan sa una nagbuhi og mga rabbit. iyang laki nga rabbit gibalhinbalhin og pajerjer sa iyang mga bajeng rabbit. kada-adalaw. ang resulta ang laki nga rabbit wa abti og tulo ka adlaw. natigbak; di man muundang og hakjud. hahahahaha.

gitrilingan kos 24...

nakakita lang ko nga naay nausab sa imong titol...hehehe

Admin ka naman diay, ayaw ko i-ban ha.

2 rounds!!!

hahahaha. tinood jud.

Garden Cafe, kay mingaw (sa una kay puro pa amang mga tawo didto)...

palija
sinigang baboy

Quote from: grazie7y on May 05, 2009, 06:21:36 AM
Sige lang Glace ma recover ra lagi na!

ang kwarta basin, pero akong kalag di na, hahaha.

i think it is better to separate the two, enz, because it's quite long.

Bidats, nasayop bay. 

Oops, Pirates Rush French Military Ship
CNN

(May 4) - The French Navy said they seized 11 pirates Sunday after they apparently mistook a French military vessel for a commercial ship and made a run at it off the coast of Kenya.
Two pirate assault boats approached the Nivose "at great speed," Capt. Christophe Prazuck said, but a French helicopter intervened before the attackers had time to fire at the French navy ship.

The Nivose: Pirates off the coast of Kenya messed with the wrong ship Sunday. Apparently, two pirate assault boats mistook the Nivose, a French military vessel, for a commercial ship and approached it "at great speed." A French helicopter intervened and the pirates, above, were seized.

The helicopter fired warning shots, he said.
The pirates, who had a mother ship as well as the two assault boats, are being held for questioning on the Nivose, Prazuck said. The vessels were carrying AK-47 rifles and rocket-propelled grenades, but the pirates did not fire, he said.

The incident took place about 1,000 km (620 miles) east of Mombasa, Kenya, at 8:30 a.m. local time (0430 GMT) he added.

In the past three weeks, the Nivose has intercepted 24 suspected pirates as part of a European Union anti-piracy operation off the coast of Somalia, which has become a piracy hotspot.
Over the past year, more than 100 suspected pirates have been picked up, Prazuck said. Of that total, 27 have been released, and more than 70 taken to jail in France, handed to authorities in Somalia or taken to Kenya under an EU agreement with the government in Nairobi.
The Nivose seized three other suspected pirates Thursday morning, the French military spokesman said, but released them the next day for lack of evidence.

Forces from France's ship Nivose intercept Somali pirates on Sunday May 3, 2009, in this video grab image from a video released by the French Ministry of Defence May 4, 2009. French frigate Nivose captured 11 suspected pirates on Sunday off the coast of Somalia after they mistook a French naval ship for a commercial vessel and started heading toward it in preparation for an attack.

But a day later, the Seychelles coast guard picked up the same three men. They claimed they were fishermen, but had no license to fish in the Seychelles exclusive economic zone, Prazuck said.

Pirates seized a ship that was carrying wheat and used vehicles to Mogadishu, Somalia, on Saturday, according to NATO, which also patrols the area.

The ship, the Almezaan, now appears to be heading for a Somali village called Harradera, known as a pirate base, Cmdr. Chris Davies told CNN.

The ship did not send a distress signal until 4 a.m. Sunday, 18 hours after it was hijacked in the Indian Ocean, he said. No NATO ships were in the area at the time, he added.
The Panamanian-flagged ship had a crew of 18 Indians as of April 2008, the last listing for it on the Web site of the International Transport Workers' Federation.

Pirates also hijacked a British-owned bulk carrier in the Indian Ocean. The MV Ariana was carrying 35,000 tons of soya about 250 nautical miles (287 miles) northwest of the Seychelles when it was seized around dawn.

The crew members are Ukrainians and they are not believed to be harmed, NATO said. It is unclear how many crew members were aboard the vessel and how it came to be attacked. NATO said it was unaware of ransom demands or any threats against those aboard.

NATO said a European Union Protection Aircraft has been deployed to monitor and track the MV Ariana, which is making its way toward Somalia -- the epicenter of the pirate industry.
Piracy has been soaring off the coast of eastern Africa -- particularly Somalia, which has not had an effective government since 1991.

Somali pirates have defied foreign navies patrolling the waters and have collected large ransoms from shipping companies. Ransoms started out in the tens of thousands of dollars and have since climbed into the millions.

Imelda Marcos among Newsweek's greediest people
(abs-cbnNEWS)


Former first lady Imelda Marcos has landed in a list of “greediest people of all time” by Newsweek magazine.

Marcos is said to be among the 11 greediest individuals worldwide.

According to Newsweek, Marcos “saw it as her duty to provide ‘some kind of light, a star’ for the impoverished Filipino people over whom her husband presided.“

“So she took $5 million shopping sprees to New York and Rome, reportedly owned the world’s largest collections of gems and 3,000 pairs of shoes,” noted the magazine.

Marcos was also known for holding extravagant parties for foreign visitors during the reign of her husband, the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos.

The term “Imeldific” eventually stemmed from her lavish lifestyle as the word means “ostentatiously extravagant.”

Aside from Marcos, another woman made it to Newsweek’s “greediest of all time” list.

China’s Empress Dowager Cixi was also named “one of the greediest” after being the de facto leader of China for almost 50 years.

Newsweek noted that the Chinese empress had 3,000 jewelry boxes. She even used the navy’s money to “build herself a marble banquet boat, aboard which she ate 150-dish dinners with golden chopsticks.”

Meanwhile, rounding up the “greediest list” were Roman general Marcus Licinius Crassus, Genghis Khan, Pope Sixtus IV, industrialist William H. Vanderbilt, American politician William M. “Boss” Tweed, swindler Charles Ponzi, Wall Street arbitrageur Ivan Boesky, former Tyco International CEO Dennis Kozlowski, and Bernard Madoff.—with a report from dzMM

(Note: She places 8th. Not bad.) 

ayay, nindot jud na tingali ba kay gangisi man kang naghinumdum. huwat lang kos imong PM sa secret hahaha

Quote from: swakee on May 04, 2009, 11:55:22 PM
fuede'g mag-oygen na lang ug mag-jerjer? to make sure lang ba nga sakto tas hangin

hahahahaha, mao nay gitawag og "scuba-diving" position.

request ko daan ha sa pics sa entourage ug sa mga celebrating priests, ags. hehehe.

Welcome, Vistabel!!!

Quote from: mistyeyed on May 04, 2009, 05:16:42 PM
Whahaha.

nakasuway ma ka ana, mist? hahaha, tug-an!!!

Quote from: mistyeyed on May 04, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
Perting gunit naku oi,ingon siya mo balik ra nya ko.

ok. maayo jud kag convincing power ha. hehehe.

Pacman, balato!

correct, ginger.

Quote from: bulak on May 04, 2009, 07:03:32 PM
HA ha ha,kalami pod diay og resulta,unsani  makahamis bag nawong? unsaon naman ang ilong nga mubo?

mubo lang gihapon, lak, pero mo-dako na ang buho...hahahaha

Quote from: windgate on May 04, 2009, 02:59:59 PM

di ba maayo nga exercise ning jerjer, ice?

delikado og kuwang kag hangin, wind, matigok lagi ka. hehe.

Quote from: ligiah on May 04, 2009, 06:43:56 PM
hahaha! wa tingali ka apas ug ginhawa... hangak baja na... mao nga kinahanglan jud exercise regularly!

tama ka jan, lig. hahaha

UNLESS you are now a lawyer, it remains a "want"...

otherwise, you have a chance

WE ARE PROUD OF YOU, MANNY!!!

Manny Pacquiao
By Lennox Lewis

Pound for pound, Manny Pacquiao is the best boxer in the world. But even more important than holding that distinction, Manny has connected with the people of his home country, the Philippines, to the point where he's almost like a god. The people have rallied behind him and feel like they're a part of him, because they can see his talent, his dedication, his grace and his class. The grip he holds over the Philippines is similar to Nelson Mandela's influence in South Africa. I can surely see Manny becoming the Philippine President one day.

In fact, he already ran for Congress in the Philippines but lost, in part because voters thought he could do more for the country as an inspirational champion boxer. I agree with the Filipino people. Manny, 30, already has a true global reach, and his influence will only expand as he gets better. Manny is from the Muhammad Ali school. He's a boxer, a puncher and a mover â€" a champion in four weight divisions. He doesn't stand there and take shots. He throws that wicked jab and is so quick to dodge trouble.

Boxing needs a guy like Manny. Too often, when something positive develops, the sport takes two steps backward; you never know where the black eye is going to come from. With Manny, you don't have to worry about that. He just loves the sport and knows he's carrying the hopes of his country in the ring.

Lewis, the former world heavyweight champion, is a boxing commentator for HBO Sports

Fast Fact: Pacquiao is the first athlete the Philippine Postal Corp. has honored with his own stamp.

palija gihugawhugawan og sardinas ug itlog.

Quote from: chicogon on May 03, 2009, 04:28:02 AM
Kung makabuo tag kanta si Glace maoy atong himoong producer, at least naa na tay soloista ni volunteer hehehe

patay. mahog, mangutang na sad ko ani diay....hahahaha.

Congrats to both of you.

Irish Marriage Blessing

May God be with you and bless you.
May you see your children's children.
May you be poor in misfortunes
and rich in blessings.
May you know nothing but happiness
from this day forward.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNWmnHPFvE

In 1974 the Asian producer Biddu asked Douglas to record a song he wrote with Larry Weiss called "I Want To Give You My Everything," and Douglas convinced him to use "Kung Fu Fighting" as the B-side. They recorded "Kung Fu" in 10 minutes, figuring it was just a B-side, but the record label loved it and made it the A-side. After a slow start, it began selling and Biddu became the first Asian to produce a UK #1 hit. It went on to sell 10 million copies worldwide. (thanks, Edward Pearce - Ashford, Kent, England, for above 2)

"Kung Fu Fighting was not meant to be a hit. Carl Douglas recorded something for an A-side of a single and every session was three hours long. We spent two hours on the first song and then took a break and I said: 'Quick guys, we need to record the B-side in two takes.' Kung Fu Fighting was the B-side so I went over the top on the 'huhs' and the 'hahs' and the chopping sounds. It was a B-side: who was going to listen? I played the A-side to the guy at Pye Records, Robin Blanchflower, and he said: 'Can I listen to the rest of the reel?' When he heard it, he said: 'This should be the A-side.'"

Quote from: fdaray on May 04, 2009, 10:58:30 AM
Mao nay kinabuhi sa mga artista ,mga polygamous lovers.

may gani wa ta madiskobri-i pagka-artista, sir. hehehe.

wa diay labot security guard ani?

brand name will reveal if this price is reasonable.

a judge should have a decent laptop. it will help speed up the resolution of cases. otherwise, they would have another alibi to justify why more cases end up gathering dust in the closet. come on, judges, am i right?

Quote from: Angie Gulle on May 04, 2009, 06:46:09 AM
mao nay silingan namong probinsya. Layo-layo noon pod.

pagbantay kay unya'g naay baboy maglatagaw sa inyog hawanan.

mao nga magbantay jud mo.

regular exercise will help.

Quote from: Angie Gulle on May 04, 2009, 06:51:36 AM
Wla nga kayong relasyon ni Ruffa. Dahil ang tsismis kayo daw Glace at John Lloyd

isang masamang panaginip si Lloyd sa aking buhay. lol.

i should hear Ryan Cayabyab's comment on his singing...before i will pause my admiration of Martin's performance.

What can you say Maestro?

Martin and Manny rocked that night.

The singular lovely singing and the powerful punches.

What more can you ask for?

hehehehe. hahay.

magpatsek up kos akong mata ugma.

indeed, too much "love" can kill you.

kanta man ni, di ba?

hala oi.

ako na naman? sa totoo lang, wala kaming relasyon ni Ruffa.

hehehe.

baka may ka-date si piolo

Quote from: Angie Gulle on May 04, 2009, 03:26:44 AM
Kana jud sa Alberta ba. Dha pod tong mad cow disease.

dool ra ba ka diha, gie. be careful.

Unsa man mosukol pa mog pinaksiay og nawong?

nakapahuway na. lamiiiiii.