Maayo ning balita-a kay perting layo-a ang ubay oi.Makahurot ug oras ig mo lugsong pas tagb.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: benelynne on June 13, 2009, 02:51:28 PM
Seryoso mangitag kalipay.
Unsa bitaw seryoso naku, ang nawong o ang akong gisulti? Busa bitaw I'd rather be joyful than happy, kay bisag seryoso ang nawong, naa man kuno sa sulod ang katawa.
Quote from: Lorenzo on May 23, 2009, 09:42:06 AM
Kids.
Kids make a home a 'home'.
God Willing, I will have my own quilt of children. Pohon.
I am open to having alot of kids--7 or more. Of course, if the Mrs is willing.
Quote from: glacier_71 on May 15, 2009, 07:39:59 PM
di jud moangkon tingali ay. hehehehe. well, imo pod nang katungod. haha
Quote from: buwadsanga on May 15, 2009, 12:05:40 PM
mist bantay kay unjag ma ma. na, mahimong muta.....peace ta ha!
Quote from: benelynne on June 12, 2009, 11:37:37 PM
Joy is inner peace that does not depend on outside circumstances. Yes, when you have joy, you can laugh hard, cry silently, and be free to express your feeling, yet remain anchored in that inner peace.
Quote from: benelynne on June 12, 2009, 11:21:53 AM
They say happiness and joy are two different things.
Happiness is an emotional disposition that makes a person look at life with bright eyes.
Joy is a state of the soul or a spiritual well-being that anchors a person through the different circumstances of life.
Some people are seemingly or outwardly happy, but are really suffering inside. But people who are joyful experience peace from the inside and project goodwill outside, no matter the circumstances in life.
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on June 05, 2009, 11:03:58 PM
PANGIT
Eloy: Pre, sa imong banabana, guwapo ba ko?
Andoy: Pangit ka ug nawong , Pre.
Eloy: Pagtarong diha, Pre, ha! Unsay pangit?!
Andoy: Imong nawong, pangitaon kaayo ba!!!
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on June 13, 2009, 02:51:40 AM
Bisaya Killer
May isang tao pumapatay ng mga bisaya. Nabalitaan ito nila Inday, Teresa at Marites, na pawang mga Bisaya!
Nakita ng killer si Inday!
Killer: Bisaya ka?
Inday: Hendi!
*BANG!* Pinatay ng killer si Inday!
Dahil dito, nagpraktis sina Teresa at Marites.
Teresa at Marites: Hinde. Hinde. Hinde.
Nakita ng killer si Teresa.
Killer: Bisaya ka?
Teresa: Hinde.
Killer: Ano pangalan mo?
Teresa: Tirisa!
*BANG!* Pinatay ng killer si Teresa!
Dahil dito, nagpraktis si Marites.
Marites: Hinde. Marites. Hinde. Marites!
Nakita ng killer si Marites.
Killer: Bisaya ka?
Marites: Hinde.
Killer: Ano pangalan mo?
Maritess: Marites.
Lumakad na palayo ang killer. Sa sobrang tuwa napasigaw si Marites.
Marites: YIS!!!
*BANG!* patay rin si marites.
Quote from: Barbaro on June 05, 2009, 03:47:44 PM
Girfriends nagpasikatan:
Girl 1: Our family spent the whole summer in Europe. It was great. How about you? Where did you spend your summer vacation?
Girl 2: I just spent it here in the Philippines.
Girl 1: Really? Eew! Where in the Philippines?
Girl 2: At your boyfriend’s bed. He was great!
Haha! Yan ang banat. Kumusta naman ang Europe pag ganun?
Quote from: mike on June 13, 2009, 12:46:19 PM
Wala koy gana mag trabaho karon sakit akong kalawasan kay nag push up ko gahapon taud taud nasad ko wala maka exercise...dugay sad ko naka tulog gabie kay nag huna huna ko sa akong gf way back home, ga imagine ko sa unlan ...lol...
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 12, 2009, 03:50:15 PM
Dear,
Sensya na wala ko kaonline gahapon kay didto ko naglaag laag sa laing dapit.Makalingaw ang suroy suroy pero sige kabuslot ang bulsa.Mangita sa ko ug mananapak aron di na mabuslot ang bulsa.Paabot nalng ko kung anus-a mosawop ang adlaw.Mag sud-ong nalng ko kung unsa orasa kawaton sa kagabihon ang nagsiga nga adlaw sa kahayag.
Mirisi,gi sudlan dagway nimo ug kutsilyo Vits mao na buslot nang bulsaha.Wa ba diay mo tabang ug tapak aron di tanto ma buslot.Syalan gud na siya oi,pasagdan man ka nga mabuslot.ennngggg...
kanunay na maghuwat,
ako ug ikaw
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 12, 2009, 03:42:40 PM
wa koy vitok oi..ikaw guro murag nakaagi ka ana.hahaha
kaila ba diay ka sa akong mama?
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 12, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
hahaha.mao diay to gasakit ang dunggan kay nabungol sa imong singgit mist.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 12, 2009, 03:38:44 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 12, 2009, 03:45:23 PM
hahaha.kamao ba diay ka motahop mist?
magpalig sa nigo labong hangin pa
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 12, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
mangil man ka.hmmmm.kaila ko dots.
Quote from: buwadsanga on June 09, 2009, 02:25:46 PM
fyi, naay yacht barato - yacht brief for men!
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 10, 2009, 02:58:48 AM
oi kinsa naman pud na?wa koy labot ana oi.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 10, 2009, 02:56:49 AM
hahaha.tinadtad ba na manok na pino hasta bukog pwede nimo kaonon.lami kaayo oi.
usapon gud ni mo aron di ka matuk-an inig kaon.
perting klaroha oi.dak-a ug tan-aw ba.
kaila ko ug taw na bitokon pero wa ko kaagi ug givitok.hahaha
vatikon mao na ang lami ipulutan labi na ug isugba nahilaw hilaw.
;Dway suntokay ha.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 10, 2009, 02:48:29 AM
Bulak, samay labot sa dila oi.giapil diay nimo ug kilaw na.hahaha
naa diay?puro samad diay na imong dila ron?
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 10, 2009, 02:53:31 AM
butangi lamana ug janitor fish mist aron malimpyo
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 10, 2009, 03:16:40 AM
Dear,
kahilakon ko ron.wa ko kasabot sa akong gibati pero lig onon ra nako ni.Daghan nako ug naabot dire dear pero kulang ang akong kalipay.Lisod ang daghan dear.Maghuwat nalng ko nimo aron ma completo akong kalipay..

Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 10, 2009, 02:52:47 AM
lipayon jud ka ba..asa kaha ka na inlove?
Quote from: buwadsanga on June 09, 2009, 02:25:46 PM
fyi, naay yacht barato - yacht brief for men!
Quote from: taga tigbao on June 08, 2009, 06:11:57 PM
Tabang: mga klase sa kahayupan nga atong makitaq sa atong palibot sama sa klase sa mga bake, klase sa langgam ug klase sa mga ihas nga kahayupan. palihug ko ug pagtabang.
Quote from: glacier_71 on June 08, 2009, 01:51:37 AM
hoy, kinsay magpa-rape diha!!!
hihihi
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 08, 2009, 08:08:18 AM
nahulog akong cellphone sa INUDORO! maajo gani kay nangihi ra ko, ako jud na gipunit! hahahhaha na buta na di na nako makita ang mga list sa akong mga buddies.
maajo gani naa pa kuy listahan sa mga tel nos sa akong librito.
Quote from: bulak on June 09, 2009, 03:06:58 AM
Bantog ra sige paakan ako dila inyu diay ko gihisgutan dire hap!
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 07, 2009, 02:49:12 PM
naa oi perting lamia .diha ko sa tubigon nakakaon ug ingon ana.sinugba na may sili ambot say ngan ana oi.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 07, 2009, 02:48:03 PM
perting lubuga diay ang ballde nya mist.hahaha
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 07, 2009, 02:42:30 PM
tagna tagna ra gud basin diay matag naan.hahaha
ambot lang wa ko kabalo oi
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 07, 2009, 12:18:41 AM
wala na sakit oi kay natambalan na.sakit sa U napud ang wala pa.hahaha
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 07, 2009, 12:20:16 AM
lami anang chicken wings ah.gusto ka patilawon taka ug sinugbang pako na dinokdok?malimtan jud imong kaugalingon sa kalami
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 07, 2009, 12:17:46 AM
mangil oh bisan sya pud perting gimingaw
Quote from: alfonso_potane on June 04, 2009, 01:29:15 PM
saman na naa may upa manok diay na hehehe ..ajong palis tanan...
Quote from: alfonso_potane on June 04, 2009, 01:29:15 PM
saman na naa may upa manok diay na hehehe ..ajong palis tanan...
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 04, 2009, 12:19:34 PM
unsa man sakita mist oi?di man ko kamao molomlom
muupa ra ko kamao ko.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 03, 2009, 02:20:03 PM
gimingaw ko nimo bai mao gibalikan ta ka.hahaha
dire ra ko mag sinagbot aron way masuya.lol

peace peace
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 03, 2009, 02:23:06 PM
hmmm.basta naa.kay gibalikan man basta di lang tabunan a balikon jud.
murag tabanog taas ug higot.lol
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 03, 2009, 02:21:20 PM
hahaha.nahuman na ang mayo oi.ayaw iapil si bulak kay moreact nya na.lol
unsa nga bulak mist?bulak sa ilong?lol
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 02, 2009, 11:40:32 PM
Dear,
wa na jud ta nag abot ba.pero ok lang basta makita ka nako na galufad lupad diha
sa kahanginan.
. Vits gamiti ug garter para mag abot mo,basin mubo ayo imo pisi..whew..
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 02, 2009, 02:40:10 PM
isumbong mo kay tulfo.lol.di siguro mo pareha ug time mist kay AM pa man sa ilaha.
nag exchanging gift diay mo kay walay bawiay mist?layo pa ang pasko oi
Quote from: Tubag Bohol Dot Com on May 29, 2009, 07:01:15 PM
“Minahal ko si Hayden.â€
This was the statement of Katrina Halili at the start of a Senate committee hearing on the spread of videos showing her steamy trysts with controversial cosmetic surgeon Hayden Kho.
Teary-eyed, Halili said she had no inkling Kho’s “kiss and embrace were simply scripted.â€
“Wala po akong malay na ang bawat yakap at halik ay scripted,†she said. “Buong-buo kong binigay ang puso at kaluluwa ko sa isang lalaking gumagawa pala ng sarili nyang pelikula.â€
“Ang tanga ko, imbes na doctor, director pala,†she said.
Halili said the scandal brought shame to her and her family. The videos have been uploaded on the Internet and also being sold by video pirates in the underground market.
“Opo artista po ako. Trabaho ko po ang maghatid ng tuwa. Pantasya ng telebisyon at pelikula. Pero tulad ng iba, may pribadong buhay din po,†Halili said.
“Sa pagkakataon pong ito, dangal ko at dangal ng pamilya ko ang pinag-uusapan dito.†- Inquirer.net

Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 02, 2009, 02:40:10 PM
isumbong mo kay tulfo.lol.di siguro mo pareha ug time mist kay AM pa man sa ilaha.
nag exchanging gift diay mo kay walay bawiay mist?layo pa ang pasko oi
Basta mao nato wa nay bawi-ay ha. Takits. Amping.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on June 02, 2009, 11:43:37 AM
hahaha nangita kay wala ka bayad sa utang guro mist
Quote from: Gener on May 31, 2009, 01:40:41 PM
Actually, naibigay ko na yung b-day gift ko sa kanya noong magbakasyon ako sa Pilipinas 2 months ago, Kaya lang di pwedeng i-share eh, baka mapatawag ako sa Senado
Basaha na sir, manghinaut lang ko nga ang balak ko didto para ninyo magustohan mo.