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#501
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 08, 2012, 07:44:43 PM
ikaw diha zanggo. bunalan ta ka karon aning dos por dos HUBAG jud nang imong o
#502
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 08, 2012, 07:41:51 PM
surambaw man ka zanggo. ganahan pa gani ko mo estorya ug gera
#503
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 08, 2012, 07:33:43 PM
Quote from: islander on November 08, 2012, 09:01:31 AM
kalma-kalma lang pod, lakans.  tingalig mo-ricochet o mo-backfire ning imong gitawag nga pahungaw, peligro ug naa unyay mangluag nga screws.  for whatever reason, too much hatred will bring you down.  of course, you know that...   
thanks miss isla mendoza
#504
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 08, 2012, 08:21:49 AM
once upon a time i was a sailor, a soldier and a salesman. mao ni mga dugokon ug tsiks. ug SHEman ka, mucho dolyares, humot kaajo ka sa tsiks. ug sundaw ka mora ug ma attract ang tsiks sa imong uniform. kong salesman pod ka maayo mo bolatik dali rang mo kobit ang tsiks.

4th yr civil engg ko sa UB maoy pag sugod ug gubot gubot sa mindanao. nang recruit ang phil. army sa ROTC. volunteer pod ko. training mi diha lang pod sa tagbilaran. perteng gara-ona man jud ko, mo dalikyat ko ug uli sa maribojoc sul-ob sa uniform dala pod ang garand. mas okey ang garand mas ma hadlok ang muslim. kong armalite imong dala kantyawan lang ka nga plastic. unja barog barog dajon ko sa eskina pa view sa mga tsiks. mao nay among balay sa maribojoc. naa jud sa centro. you will not miss it kay naay branch sa palawan pawnshop.mao ni naka ingon ko nga attracted ang mga tsiks sa uniform sa sundaw kay di man ko gwapo. so wala sila ma attract sa ahong nawong. thru the years daghan bajang mga sundaw taga maribojoc nga nangamatay sa gera sa mindanao. pero kalooy sa GINOO, nia pa ko buhi pa kay abtik man ko. pag ka suway na naho ug gera naka ingon ko nga di man diay sayon ning trabaho-a. pa discharge dajon ko. at my own request for medical reasons. actor gud ta. medyo na tarantar konohay ko. pero ahong best friend si bokats anquilero nag dugay jud sa phil. army. this is his real name. jesus BOKATS anquilero. ma verify ni ninjo. i am telling the truth. dili ni gama gama ahong estorya.  discharge ahong amigo kay daghan kaajo sija ug kaso. arson, murder. pang sunogon nang mga village. ang ma dakpan nga muslim pa daganon rakrakan. maajo na lang kay niadtong panahona ang vicar general sa phil. army mao si mons. gaviola. mi agi man sija pagka parish priest sa maribojoc. maoy naka salbar ni bokats kay kong wa pa, court martial ang labas. ambot lang nga ubang tawo mo angay man ug gera. bisag wa na sa army si bokats mo kojog sija kong dunay operation against npa. naa pa man gihapoy npa sa bohol. kini si hubag pod mo angay ug gera . isog ni sija. isog ug baho. pero okey lang kay wa may patay sa internet. we are only living virtual lives. so kalma lang mong mga peacekeepers. pasagdi lang ko ninjong mag jagawjaw para maka pahungaw ko sa ahong gibati.
#505
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 08, 2012, 07:04:05 AM
mao ni ka suyaan ni ERASMUS HUBAGUS. kay bisan unsay ahong ngan, ma ilhan man ko. instant recognition. aho untang ipa patay si hubag sa assasin pero looy man. pila ka tuig gud intawon nijang build up ug hubagbohol. kinsa pa may mo lingi nija ug mag usab sija ug ngan kong i ban ang hubagbohol. so i will let him live. ayaw lang mo kabaka peacekeepers. dont take anything seriously. tungod kay wa may batasan si hubag dili man mo respeto sa webmaster. he violated the ceasefire padajon na lang ta sa atong pag jaga jaga sa uban. this is my revenge. ill make fun of the legend. kay ang uban nijang awayon polos mo atras man. ma hadlok. pero kining inyong alagad no retreat no surrender. ka agi na gud ko ug gera sa sundawo pa ko sauna. unya mo atras na hinoon ko ug away sa internet. ay na lang ta hubag. dokdokon naho nang imong o aron ma dugangan imong hubag
#506
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 08, 2012, 06:51:42 AM
Quote from: islander on November 08, 2012, 12:13:12 AM
na-jelly ka?  worry not.  he will set his sights on you soon.  si hubag pa ron... timan-i, you're next.  naka-predict baya ko nga modaog si obama.  sikrit mananagna man koh. ;D
way labot si bugsay. si hubag lay ahong kontra;D
#507
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 07, 2012, 11:32:53 PM
will LAKANDULA and ZANGGO be able to rescue their master BALONG and his wife ISLA MENDOZA from the clutches of the brutal and savage plantation owner ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS MOSIMUS BUSABUS

to be continued......maybe this year, maybe next year, maybe never
#508
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 07, 2012, 11:21:26 PM
okey ZANGGO. tago sa ta ug balik
#509
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 07, 2012, 11:18:24 PM
di na ko ma yabag hubag kay yabag naman ko daan. ikaw maoy delikado ma da sa mental hospital kay sigi gihapon ka ug pangita ni balong nga dugay nang na hanaw
#510
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 07, 2012, 11:14:01 PM
break time sa mga ants amigas ug amigos, mang hugas pa ko ug plato, mag luto pa ko ug sud-an. hahay buhay. thank you everyone for keeping me company and giving the warmest welcome to my friend zanggo
#511
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 07, 2012, 11:07:39 PM
zanggo , ikaw may kina dedlihan sa mga bounty hunter ni balong  maayo seguro mo una ka ug scout sa plantasyon ni ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS MOSIMUS BUSABUS
#512
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 07, 2012, 10:57:43 PM
unsaon man nato ni ha. grabe ra ba ka mangtas ni si ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS
#513
Introduce Yourself / Re: here comes zanggo
November 07, 2012, 10:53:03 PM
komosta zanggo. nia naman diay ka. mo adto na ba ta sa hideout ni ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS
#514
i have this strange practice of giving my money away in the internet to people i dont know. to prove to myself that i am a giver.  most people give because they expect something in return. i do not expect anything in return from you. i dont want adulation or praise. in some small way, i am sharing my blessings. because once upon a time i was a poor boy from maribojoc. my father was a fisherman. no read no write. my mother reached grade 3. and here i am in the USA. the land of plenty. giving money away has brought me luck. it is really true that the more you give, the more you receive. i have no job. no boss. i make my living on the internet trading in the stock market.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
#515
kinasingkasing kong dawaton pikoy kong tinood man galing
#516
pwede nang dili anseran ang question. just post your name and address and you win $10
#517
back to our lingaw lingaw. ang abtik nga reader nga mo tubag sa atong pangutana maka sapi dajon. wa nay contest. just answer the question who is ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS and $10 is yours.

post your name and address so i will know where to send the money by western union

take my money. it is free. lingaw lingaw lang. pa wala sa kalaay. $10 or P420 is not much pero kinasingkasing ning ahong ihatag ninjo.

mag lipay ta kay pasko na
#518
wa ko kahibaw nga naa diay camp sabros. think the kids will love it. thanks fdaray
#520
i miss digos. dont know when i can visit again
#521


maka hinomdom man ko sauna mi bakasyon ko sa davao. tag pila ka truck ang mo hakot sa mangga
#523
mi tanaw ko sa imong blogspot fdaray. naa diay kay mangga. naa pod mi bahin nga 8 hectares in san roque. my father in law was the president of davao sugar cane planters association. when he retired he shifted to mangoes. naka apil pa ko ug tanom ug mangga sa among bahin nga lote. more than 2000 mango trees. now they are all fruit bearing kay sauna pa man to gitanom. bag-o ming kasal ni mrs. unya 20 yrs. na kong pojo dinhi sa states
#524
;D unsaon nga ingon ana man jud ang hitsura ni balong. tiguwang na. puti ug tag-as ang bohok ug wala nay ngipon. naa hinooy bansil
#525
wow kasayang man ani. ka gwaffa man ani nganong na b***t pa man
#526
okie dokie. wait lang ko kong duna bay korsonada mo dawat ug $10.

all you have to do is answer who is ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS

post your name and address and receive the money by western union
#527
Jokes and Humor / Re: BAWAL Bai LAKAN BAWAL!
November 06, 2012, 06:06:03 PM
Quote from: Pikoy on November 06, 2012, 02:44:01 AM


buot nimong pasabot piks aho ning 0-10 ;D
#528
na wa man si fdaray. na uwaw tingali. ayaw mo ug uwaw uwaw. pahimosli ninyo ang higayon. strike while the iron is hot. just for fun lang ning ato. si balong ray ga uso aning salidaha nga mang hatag ug kwarta sa internet. mi salida na ni sa mikeygatal.com , sarahs garden. bolanon.com ug karon anhi na pod ta sa tubagbohol. come on pipol. join the fun
#529
ayaw ka uwaw fdaray. dawata dayon ang 5 dollars gikan sa western union. maajo ning ginagmay nga klaro.

yuna pa, naa pa diay na bilin nga 15 sa pitaka ni balong. so ang premyo nga imong dawaton is $10.
5 ang fee sa western union. this offer has an expiration.

a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
#530
bahala na ug ginagmay basta kinasing kasing ang pag hatag
#531
Quote from: fdaray on November 06, 2012, 05:43:39 PM
Segi na lang bisag way premyo. Hawod bitaw ta diri sa TB og botbot.
ikaw maoy unang maka daug sa pahalipay ni balong. $5 lang gud. ipa dala sa western union. just post your name and address kong daginoton nimo ang $5. $5 is P200. maayo na lang ipalit ug snack
#532
due to the overwhelming response of our readers balong will make this topic

ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS

the official fun center of tubagbohol. anhi ta mo pa si ugda bisan unsa nga contest ug bisan unsa ang premyo. hala bira pikoy . ikaw maoy unang mo pa si ugda ug contest. ako maoy mo hatag premyo usa ka sakong sapal
#533
Quote from: taga tigbao on November 06, 2012, 04:26:40 PM
Hahahaha. Okay ra untag miingon pa nga way klaro ang premyo ug pila unja dihay migawas nga $50 kaysa miingon nga $100 unja nahimong $50.

A maya on hand is unfair if the promised birdie was three.
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
#534
$1 na lang kono ang premyo kay moray kaya ni balong. 1 dollar = 40 pesos igo na ipalit ug ointment i tambal sa hubag
#535
c u 2moro secret luv. tog sa ko :-*
#536
Quote from: islander on November 06, 2012, 03:47:30 PM
sapal ang kinaon?  kumusta tuod ang sapal prize sa imong own contest, bai piks? ;D
:-* :-* :-*
#537
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: The fakes among us
November 06, 2012, 03:56:19 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 22, 2012, 08:43:12 PM
They could be in a neighborhood near you.

They could be your friends.

Or friends of someone you know.

They look wealthy, live in lavish homes and neighborhoods, drive nice cars, wear designer clothes and dine in exclusive restaurants.

And they’re broke.

These people are… the Pretend Millionaires.

Some of these people may make $40,000 a year or even $2 million dollars a year â€" but it makes no difference, because they spend more than they can make. So despite the fact that they’re spending left, right and center, they are actually broke. Even if they do make more than a million dollars a year, they’re still broke: few assets, excess debt, income barely covering their lifestyle.

Should anything happen to them (redundancy, disability, illness or death) and there goes their McMansion, luxury sportscar and trophy wife.

It may come as a shock to you but it is easy for pretend millionaires to exist. With credit cards, they can live insanely beyond their means and think about the consequences later. They might make the minimum repayments or have a good income â€" enough to keep them afloat â€" but when the ball drops and they can’t keep up with the repayments, that’s when bankruptcies and divorces happen.

Look at the Real Housewives of Orange County â€" when the credit crunch happened, four of the six housewives couldn’t keep up the mortgage repayments (despite high incomes) and had their homes foreclosed.

The housewives are no different than to someone making $40,000 a year and spending $80,000 by maxing out their cards and spending more than they make. Both qualify as pretend millionaires even though one actually makes a million dollars on paper.

These pretend millionaires aren’t “rich”, they’re pretending they are. -- http://mindofz.com/
i am a pretend millionaire and im BROKE ;D
#538
balik sa ko ug tulog. alas 2 43 pa sa buntag dere sa florida.

luv u all folks

have a blessed day
#539
Quote from: Pikoy on November 06, 2012, 03:35:02 PM

ah way ayo diay..kung ako si maryhazel dko musogot oi..abi palang borit.. :D



a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. mas maajo nang 50 nga klaro kay sa 100 nga hanap hanap ;D
#540
Business and Economy / Re: for bran lorenzo
November 06, 2012, 03:38:21 PM
dong bran,

WNYN hit .19 today, which represents a gain of 2,828 per cent  from my alert at .0065!

if you invested $1000 in WNYN, it would have grown to $29230 in just a few days.

study more about investing. there are so many ways to make money. 401k roth ira, stocks, bonds, commodities, ETF [exchange traded funds] mutual funds, forex w/c is the biggest of all where trillions of dollars trade every day, 24 hours a day. and this is a safe one. DRIP

just put a little portion of your portfolio in "risky" stocks. this will serve as a booster para dali kaajo mo tobo ang imong kwarta. the rest of your portfolio you can put in 401k and roth ira

you will be worth more than $10 million someday

my 1st degree cousin is a doctor. a multi millionaire. he owns the hospital where he works.
his house is worth $9 million. his name is alfonso veloso mellijor. my name is rene veloso econg.
his mother and my mother were sisters


nong balong
#541
no more whining. no crying for mercy. matira ang matibay to borrow lolapalooza.s words

MATIRA ANG MATIBAY CONTEST

prize still to be determined
#542
Business and Economy / Re: The Shtokman Conundrum
November 06, 2012, 03:13:04 PM
The tide of history is on the side of American shale.

And investing in our shale is not only smart... it’s patriotic.

You’re aware, of course, that advances in horizontal drilling and fracking have unlocked the massive natural gas potential of shale and other unconventional energy plays in the U.S.â€"and in the process have redrawn the global energy map.

Across the region today, horizontal wells drill miles beneath the earth, reaching out thousands of feet laterally to suck up gas and oil trapped in the rock.

Fracking further enhances productivity, releasing gas and oil from their rocky prison of tight sand.

Another recent development to benefit shale investors has special importance: the dramatic appreciation in value of a valuable but little-known family of fluids, the aforementioned natural gas liquids.

NGLs are liquids produced during the manufacturing, purification and stabilization of natural gasâ€"principally ethane, propane, butane, isobutane and natural gasoline. Hard to believe, but trueâ€"natural gas is “cheap,” but when split into its liquid parts, they become high-value products.

NGLs receive minimal coverage in the media compared to oil and natural gas. But they’re vital energy commoditiesâ€"and becoming more vital every year.

NGLs are almost replacing oil in the petrochemical industry.

Indeed, petrochemical companies consider NGLs a cheaper substitute for oil and are buying the precious liquids hand over fist.

But all this rich promise for gas prices pales in comparison with...

The Big Switch

Investors are so focused on today’s low price of natural gas, they’re ignoring a key fact: Electricity generated by gas-fired plants has jumped by more than 50% over the last decade.

This constitutes the SECOND WAVE of the Great American Shale Revolutionâ€"powered by skyrocketing demand for gas to fire America’s new or reconfigured power plants.

The ongoing shift of power companies from coal to gas is the biggest power shift since Americans switched from oil lamps to electric lights.

Believe it: The Big Switch is underway. You can watch this historic energy shift unfold before your eyes... as you line your wallet with solid profits.

Here’s why I believe this trend is unstoppable...

You know how polarized we Americans are on the issue of energy generation. Public opinion is hopelessly split.

Just about half of America clings to the wholly unrealistic view that we can replace ALL coal and nuclear with renewable energy such as wind and solar very soon... while the other half believes the entire notion of workable green energy is flat-out nuts.

Good luck trying to convince either group to change its mind!

Leaving the only realistic solution: natural gasâ€"the cleanest of all fossil-based fuels, and one which is found in massive quantities right here at home.

And despite the Sierra Club’s hysterical protests, the Big Switch to natural gas (solidly underway and gaining momentum) can restore U.S. growth to robust levels... and provide the cleanest energy currently available to a society unwilling to tolerate slow growth and high unemployment.

America is already using more gas than ever to generate electricity. Usage has steadily risen over the past 30 years and now accounts for 23% of U.S. electricity. That’s about to go up even moreâ€"and fast.

Natural-gas-fired plants will account for 60% of new capacity additions in the coming yearsâ€"and gas will almost certainly provide nearly half of America’s electricity within two decades. Prices are certain to rise as use increasesâ€"dramatically.

What’s more, the U.S. (to Putin’s fury) is gearing up to export natural gas exports to Europe and Asia. Gas prices across the pond are an amazing $7 higher per thousand cubic feet than here in the U.S.

The Wall Street Journal reports, “Average futures prices are about $9.50 per thousand cubic feet in Europe and about $16 per thousand feet in Asia... Pricing differences this big will make exporting natural gas lucrative.”

So here’s how it all ended: In late August Gazprom announced it was backing out of the Shtokman project, acknowledging that it simply did not make economic sense to continue with it given recent developments in natural gas production. I’m sure Putin was seething at the public humiliation, finally getting a dose of his own medicine. Another embarrassing defeat for the slow-moving, bureaucratic bungling of the former Soviet Union, and a resounding victory for free market capitalism.
#543
Business and Economy / Re: The Shtokman Conundrum
November 06, 2012, 03:11:48 PM
Enter Putin’s Nightmare

The Great American Shale Revolutionâ€"triggered by horizontal drilling and hydraulic fracturingâ€"changed the world...

... and transformed Putin into an ardent (though highly dubious) “ecological warrior.”

Overnight, the U.S. overtook Russia as the largest gas-producing nation in the world.

Shale gas flooded the American market, touching off a drop in prices which bottomed to a 10-year low in April. They’ve since showed signs of recovery. More on that later.

These events wiped the U.S. off Russia’s list of major export markets for gas and NGLs from the Shtokman field.

Suddenly, the U.S. doesn’t need Russian gas. Not only that, the U.S. will likely become a gas exporter as soon as 2015.

This nightmare energy scenario left Putin, the former spy, battling to save the Shtokman project.

It was an uphill fight.

Whispers were spreading that Total and Statoilâ€"Gazprom’s two partnersâ€"might pull out of the Shtokman project.

Adding to Putin’s worries, China, the world’s biggest consumer of energy, has been exploring its own shale reserves and hinting it may not go through with a proposed gas pipeline from Russia.

What’s more, Gazprom customers in Europeâ€"including Ukraine and Polandâ€"are looking into shale formations under their own soil.

Out of the blue, Russia’s dream of global dominance through control of natural gas supplies was threatened.

Actually, it was worse.

You see, Putin can make all the fiery anti-shale speeches he likes, and Gazprom can issue even more vicious threats to its customers, but...

Nothing Can Stop the Shale Revolution
#544
Jokes and Humor / Re: Dagan CHICKLET Dagan!
November 06, 2012, 03:05:41 PM
hmmmmmmm. copycat ;D
#545
karong pila ka adlaw atong himoong kwarta ang prize kay wa may manubag kong sapal lang ang prize.
all you have to do is answer the question. daug dajon. wa nay hobot hobot. just answer the question and you will win an instant prize. you will receive the money by western union. just post your real name and address when you answer the question.
#546


BALONG TECONGCONG
#547


ERASMUS HUBAGUG GINAMUS
#549
mao ni si balong ga katawa. wanggits na. wa nay ngipon. mao nga wa na sijay tsans ni miss isla mendoza
#550
ok folks. sign off sa ko. but this i promise you. dili ni ma bogto nga topic. continous ni

he who laughs last laugh loudest
#551
mora ug dugay pa ni ma tubag sa ahong paminaw. basin i convert na lang ug dollar ang sapal. lingaw lingaw lang gud. usik usik sa kwarta
#553
Business and Economy / Re: The Shtokman Conundrum
November 06, 2012, 06:59:17 AM
The Shtokman Conundrum

Over 1,000 feet below the Arctic waves sleeps a vast reservoir of 130 trillion cubic feet of natural gas and 37 million tons of gas condensateâ€"the latter, a rich source of natural gas liquids (NGLs), the valuable oil proxy highly prized by petrochemical companies.

Shtokman, at latitude 73°N, longitude 44°E, about 600 kilometers north of Murmansk, is one of the largest gas fields on earthâ€"and all of it lies within Russia’s borders.

Discovered over 20 years ago, Shtokman remains largely untapped because of the immense technical and cost challenges in the hostile Arctic environment.

But Vladimir Putin had made the unlocking of Russia’s potentially massive oil and gas reserves a mainâ€"some would say paramountâ€"priority.

Thus, Putin was “all in” on Shtokmanâ€"despite the field’s estimated production price tag of over $40 billion.

In fact, some say he staked his presidency on its success.

Foreign companies climbed all over each other to join the Shtokman project. Gazprom entertained bids from ConocoPhillips, ExxonMobil, Norsk Hydro, Statoil, Royal Dutch Shell, Total, Chevron and others to develop the field.

Ultimately, Gazprom signed French company Total and Norway’s Statoil to partner in organizing, designing, financing, constructing and operating the Shtokman phase one infrastructure.

Putin’s grand scheme seemed unstoppable.

Russia’s position as an energy powerhouse seemed as solid as the walls of the Kremlin. With most of Europe dependent on Russia’s natural gas, and one of the world’s largest natural gas fields primed to be exploited for decadesâ€"what could possibly go wrong?
#554
3rd clue

Signature:

He who allows oppression shares the crime. - Desiderius Erasmus
#555
ang unang maka tagna kinsa si ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS adunay ganti nga 1000 ka sakong sapal.

another clue...si erasmus ig-agaw ni justin bieber
#556
maryhazel

pag gawas ni balong aron mo padala sa western union, see DEAR MARYHAZEL wa man kay response. mao nga na gasto na pod ang $100. na divert. pwede ba hangjoon ug $50 na lang ang ipa dala. medyo pordoy ahong amo ron. malas sa trading. na arkanse rong adlawa. kong pwede $50 ipadala naho sa merkoles
maka gawas ko to send the money kong mo sogot ka.

lakan
#557


clue.....bajot ni si erasmus
#558
new contest.....who is ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS

prize....1000 sacks of sapal
#559
Business and Economy / Re: The Shtokman Conundrum
November 06, 2012, 12:31:41 AM
Back to the USSR?

According to the Moscow Times, “Gazprom in many ways is more important in advancing the Kremlin’s foreign policy than the Defense Ministry or the Foreign Ministry.”

Although an international corporation, Gazprom’s largest shareholder is the Russian state. And one politician in particular is believed to have stashed millionsâ€"if not billionsâ€"from Gazprom profits in Swiss bank accounts.

That would be, you guessed it, Vladimir Putinâ€"new “Friend of the Earth.”

And suddenly Gazprom was going green, too!

All of a sudden, the ruthless company was recasting itself as a great champion of the environmentâ€"the environment of other countries, mind you. (Gazprom still happily exploits the delicate Siberian tundra to churn out gas profits.)

Reminiscent of phony Soviet “peace groups” intended to undermine Western democracies, the giant gas producer was paying a variety of PR firms and bogus environmental groups to “partner” with authentic western ecological organizations which they infiltrate and influence. So...

Why were Putin and Gazprom Suddenly Acting Like Granola-Loving Tree-Huggers?

Two words: American shale.

Putin loathes it. And Gazprom fears it.

U.S. shale has shattered Gazprom’s tidy monopoly (some would say stranglehold) on European natural gas supplies.

Worse, U.S. shale production has delivered a blow to the solar plexus of Putin’s pet projectâ€"a multi-billion-dollar development scheme he’s staked his future on.

Leaving the Russian strongman faced with...

The Shtokman Conundrum
#560
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 06, 2012, 12:27:20 AM
its getting interesting. mo lampos kaha si lakan sa iyang tinguha sa gugma ni miss isla mendoza. unsa nay nahitabo sa amok ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS
#561
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 06, 2012, 12:23:51 AM
Quote from: islander on November 05, 2012, 03:40:24 PM
sumpayan na lang nako ang estorya aron happy ending...

hangtod sa natiguwang na lang ug nahingo si isla mendoza, wa gihapoy nahimo kay nagsige na lang ug puk-ong ug kahibung nganong nalumpag ang iyang kalibotan.  gi-anthritis na lang ug dinagan si lakan.  giabot nga wa na kahinumdom ang giango-ango na si erasmus nganong naay nagsigeg dagan nga gasusapinday.

usa niana ka adlaw, samtang kusog ang typhoon sandy ug nag-tsunami intawon sa japan ug nag-earthquake sa toledo, nahidagsa si votives.  ulitawo kining batan-on, himsog ug maayog gawi, manggihatagon bisag di milyoner.  he does not cry out for mercy, matod pa.  ang iya lang gusto unta nga iyang mahimamat ang usa ka maanyag nga dalaga nga makabihag ang kinataw-an.  kompleto ang ngipon, taas ug buhok.  gikuptan lang ni votives ang hulagway ani.  ang iyang ngan: maryhazel.

nakakita ba mo ani niya?  bag-o pang niagi dinhi, tubag ni erasmus.  maapsan pa to nimo kun modagan ka pareha nako, matod ni lakan.  nganong ako man imong pangutan-on nga di man ko security guard, tubag ni isla.

nakaginhawa ug lawom si votives. 

(may sumpay, matod ni bugsay)
#562
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 05, 2012, 09:39:00 PM
Quote from: lakandula on November 05, 2012, 06:31:58 PM
na hurot na ang 1000 ka libo nga bala sa armalite ni lakan. wa jud ma dutli si erasmus hubagos ginamos. naa man guy anting anting ni si erasmus. mao nga nahimo sijang legend. kay lagi dili gyud ma dutlan.  unya sa wa damha mikalit ug tunga ang usa ka amigo ni lakan nga si assasin.
#563
Business and Economy / Re: The Shtokman Conundrum
November 05, 2012, 09:26:25 PM
Not long ago, Vladimir Putinâ€"the former KGB operative whose specialty was snooping on student dissidentsâ€"was yearning to save America’s environment.

And Poland’s.

And Britain’s.

Also France, Ukraine, Germany and China.

Yes, Putin, the steely-eyed quasi-dictator, was claiming to be an “environmentalist.”

What had Putin thundering from podiums around the globe... on behalf of saving the world’s forests, oceans, rivers and cuddly animals? The same man who was instrumental in creating Russia’s massively polluted petro-state?

And how did this shine the light on a sweeping (but little noticed) change in America that’s helping create a new generation of millionaires and billionaires?

Gazprom’s Recent “Activities” Offer a Hint

The giant gas producer, Russia’s largest company, resembles the KGB more and more. (Some claim Gazprom operates like a crime syndicate. Others say the Gestapo.)

The main supplier of critical natural gas to Europe, Gazprom has been abusing its European neighbors, amassing a private army and cranking out reams of disinformation and propaganda that would have made Nazi mouthpiece Joseph Goebbels proud.

You’ll recall in 2009, amid a pricing squabble, Gazprom abruptly cut off gas supplies to Ukraine during the depth of winter. The cut-off left Ukraine and over a dozen other European countries freezing in the bitter cold.

Last winter the company did it again. Gazprom sharply cut gas supplies to nine European nationsâ€"in the most brutal winter in decades. One in which a devastating cold front killed over 300 across Eastern Europe.

None of these strong-arm tactics fazed Gazprom’s top managers, many of whom were Putin’s cronies in the KGB. At least a dozen others are former Federal Security Service types, including Deputy Chairman Valery Golubyov. The FSB is the main successor agency of the KGB.
#564
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 05, 2012, 06:31:58 PM
na hurot na ang 1000 ka libo nga bala sa armalite ni lakan. wa jud ma dutli si erasmus hubagos ginamos. naa man guy anting anting ni si erasmus. mao nga nahimo sijang legend. kay lagi dili gyud ma dutlan.  unya sa wa damha mikalit ug tunga ang usa ka amigo ni lakan nga si assasin.
#565
Business and Economy / The Shtokman Conundrum
November 05, 2012, 06:14:27 PM
The Shtokman Conundrum

600 kilometers north of Murmansk and over 1,000 feet below the Arctic waves, Russian President Vladimir Putin made the blunder of his career. The former KGB spy staked his presidency on a $40 billion project that's blown up in his face â€" thanks to historic, unforeseen events in the U.S. Now, the steely-eyed strongman finds himself touring the globe battling to save his pet project â€" but (in a case of delicious irony) inadvertently steering U.S. investors to the dividend-boosting play of a lifetime.
#566
Business and Economy / Re: for bran lorenzo
November 05, 2012, 09:27:52 AM
i am a voice crying for mercy, dying for love, crying for justice and dying in need.
isn't anyone listening, does anyone care, who will answer me.
out of the skies, hate stole my life like a thief.
because the high and mighty oppresor follows me everywhere
i have to hide and have no more identity.
now i go by different names. life is so hard.
no one will lend a hand. everyone is scared of the oppresor.
dont you hear me crying. i am a voice crying for mercy, crying for justice
and fair play. a level playing field. everyone should be treated equally.

i am a voice crying for mercy, crying for justice, crying for peace
and dying in need

i am crying, crying, crying . who will answer me.
who will lend a hand. i am dying in need
crying for mercy
#567
Business and Economy / Re: for bran lorenzo
November 05, 2012, 09:26:17 AM
WNYN  ticker symbol for Warp 9, Inc.

Company Background
Warp 9, Inc. (Warp 9) is a provider of e-commerce software platforms and services for the catalog and retail industry. The Company's suite of software platforms are designed to help multi-channel retailers maximize the Internet channel by applying the Company's technologies for online e-commerce, e-mail marketing campaigns, and interactive visual merchandising. Offered as an outsourced and fully managed Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) model, the Company's products allow customers to focus on their core business, rather than technical implementations and software and hardware architecture, design, and maintenance. The Company also offers professional services to its clients, which include online catalog design, merchandizing and optimization, order management, e-mail marketing campaign development, integration to third party payment processing and fulfillment systems, analytics, custom reporting and strategic consultation.
#568
Business and Economy / Re: for bran lorenzo
November 05, 2012, 09:09:50 AM
thursday and friday i made money on WNYN . monday i will make money again. in just a few minutes of trading. i buy at 9:30 and sell 10 minutes later. after that the stock will go down in price
#569
Business and Economy / Re: for bran lorenzo
November 05, 2012, 09:04:40 AM
The Stock Psycho via icontact.com
4:40 PM (3 hours ago)

www.PennyStockAlerts.com does its best to bring you accurate information but errors may and sometimes do occur. Always do your own research before investing. PennyStockAlerts.com is not a licensed financial advisor.  This is a paid advertisement, not a solicitation or recommendation to buy or sell securities.

Hello everybody and a Happy Sunday to you.

It really is a HAPPY Sunday, at least it is if you got in on WNYN this week.  If you got in on day 2 after my alert you're probably on Cloud 9, and if you got in on WNYN on Day 1, you must be in Financial Heaven right now!

Think about it, WNYN gained over 2,000% in 2 days.

A 2,000% gain is like starting off with $5,000, and ending with over $100,000


I've gotten a ton of letters from readers expressing their thanks for this pick, and it made me feel great.  I looked through the message boards on iHub and other places and saw real traders talking about cashing out of WNYN up 800%.  One guy got out way too early but turned $100 into $400 within minutes and even though the stock gained a lot more, he was a happy camper.


Between PWEI and WNYN, over the past few weeks NO newsletter anywhere online (I track all of them) has delivered more gains than yours truly!  No one else is even close.


In fact, looking through the Tweets about WNYN yesterday I saw a great article comparing my "free" pick on Thursday of WNYN to another newsletter who also did a free pick that day.



The other newsletter's alert was IWDM, here are some quotes I liked:


"What happened during the trading session was incredible for WNYN and ugly for IWDM.  IWDM traded a dismal $56,000 in dollar volume and WNYN traded over $650,000 in dollar volume.  WNYN went straight up right out of the gate and was a ridiculous runner."

"Back to WNYN…. just incredible.

Not only did the early buyers make out great, the stock provided many other trading opportunities throughout the day.  What was even more incredible was the fact that this stock continued on for a second day.  WNYN gapped and ran harder and higher on day 2 than day 1!  Very impressive."

"What usually ends up being a one day runner, turned into a multi day play.  Stock Psycho established themselves as a pennystock-newsletter to pay attention to.  Their next one could be a total dud, but at the very least it will bring in volume and interest which creates trading opportunities."

Now I'm not just telling you this to brag, although come on, that's a little bit of the reason ;)

I'm telling you this to illustrate a point.  WNYN, before my alert, hardly traded at all and was a pretty much completely unknown stock.


After 2 days of intense gains and monster volume, I have seen at least 100 articles talking about how WNYN is the hottest stock on the Street.


That's important, because these kinds of trades feed on momentum.  That's why dollar volume on Friday was more than double dollar volume on Thursday.  Thursday generated huge momentum, which caused Friday to be a monster day.  Friday has taken WNYN's momentum and expanded it in a big way, which means Monday could be WNYN's most explosive day yet.


The almost unanimous opinion on WNYN from traders posting on message boards was that it's going to 50 cents this week!


Now these guys have no idea what they're talking about, and are all completely guessing of course.  But I'll tell you why their 50 cent prediction still matters.  The name of the game in Pennyland is perception.


If traders believe WNYN is worth .50 and capable of making it to or past .50, it becomes capable of it.  Think about it, what would cause WNYN to be a 50 cent stock right now?  It's a simple answer...someone buying it at a price of 50 cents.  What would make them buy it at .50?  Another simple answer...they would buy it if they perceived the stock as being worth 50 cents or more, and as being capable of going higher from there.


Well it doesn't take much searching to see traders believe WNYN is going to 50 cents or even $1.


Like investing guru Justin Bieber says, "Believe!"


It seems as though every trader posting a message about WNYN believe it's going a LOT higher this week.


Also, due to Sandy brokerages have had problems executing orders.  WNYN has stayed hot enough to keep traders drooling, with some traders unable to buy it yet.  Since that's the case, there could be a wave of traders who are just now able to buy WNYN for the first time on Monday.



WNYN closed pretty close to the high of the day on Friday, showing investors were super bullish on WNYN all the way into the close.  When a stock closes near the high of the day, it's an extremely bullish signal for the next trading day.





*** We've had tremendous luck playing "follow the momentum" lately.  WNYN has a lot of downside below us if it were to lose momentum, so it's critical that WNYN keep up its momentum.  WNYN is dangerous up here, so if momentum were to die it could get ugly.  Momentum is now stronger than it has ever been for WNYN, so I believe WNYN is setup to go higher from here.

The most important thing is not to be a "bag holder," which is someone who buys at the top before it drops.  A nice very tight stop should hopefully eliminate that from being a problem.  Remember, if a stock drops 70% but you got out when it was only down 10%...it doesn't matter how far the stock drops because you played it safe and got out with your profit while the drop was still small. ***

I'm extremely bullish on WNYN, even more than I was on Thursday night because Friday proved to me WNYN has awesome staying power, and has the confidence of traders.  Just wanted to issue those words of warning to make sure you guys are protected.


Look at the facts.  WNYN is the #1 most "in focus" stock for Penny traders, and here is why:

WNYN was the biggest gainer in the entire market last Thursday
WNYN had the 2nd most trades executed of any OTC stock last Thursday
WNYN was the biggest gainer in the entire market last Friday, completely dominating for 2 days straight
WNYN had the 2nd most trades executed of any OTC stock again on Friday
WNYN was selected by Benzinga.com as a "Long Idea" and their #1 Microcap Mover, sparking tremendous interest
WNYN has been written about in no less than 100 articles and alerts since last Thursday, creating huge buzz
WNYN has almost $1 million in annual revenue, far more than most penny plays valued at even $1 or more
WNYN seems to be the most tweeted about OTC stock on Twitter last Thursday and Friday
WNYN could potentially have major news coming out very soon
The general opinion of the vast majority of traders in social media and message boards say WNYN is going to 50 cents this week


With alllllll that going for it, I absolutely believe WNYN is only at the beginning of its run.

WNYN has traded about $2.2 million in the past 2 days.

EVERYONE loves WNYN, and I fully believe Monday could be WNYN's biggest day yet.

If you haven't profited from WNYN yet, I absolutely believe you're just in time.  But you've got to hurry, because I don't think WNYN will stay at the current price level for long.

If we're all looking back at WNYN when it's sitting at 50 cents or a dollar, everyone will be kicking themselves for not jumping on board while it was still below 20 cents.


I believe time may be running out to pick up WNYN below 20 cents!


Research WNYN immediately.  I am NOT moving on to new alerts.  I am sticking with WNYN for as long as it appears to be capable of generating at least triple digit gains from its current price. 


Get ready for an absolutely explosive week with WNYN.  Last week was a great appetizer, but this week it's time for the main course.  Watch WNYN like a hawk today and this week for a massive breakout.





#570
Business and Economy / Re: for bran lorenzo
November 05, 2012, 08:57:23 AM
Bran,

Your friend is worth more than $10 million. By putting his money on 401Ks and ROTH IRAs. These are very safe strategies.
You can earn much much more than $10 million by "risking" a little proportion of your portfolio on little known stocks.
I bet every day on stocks that double or triple their value in just a few minutes of trading.

Bals
#571
Business and Economy / Re: for bran lorenzo
November 05, 2012, 08:50:18 AM
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#572
Business and Economy / Re: for bran lorenzo
November 05, 2012, 08:49:42 AM
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Interest on CDs and Treasury Bonds isn't much better. Pensions are disappearing at an alarming rate. Even 401(k)s are no guarantee. Look at how much people lost in their 401(k)s after the 2008 financial crisis. 

Yet, the way I see it, you are carrying a real-life "Moral Responsibility Card"... The "card" says you have the responsibility to your family, spouse, kids â€" and yourself â€" to live a comfortable retirement without being a financial burden on anyone.

That's why I believe, before joining me on this endeavor, you should ask yourself two simple questions:
Do I really understand the best ways to invest and grow my money?
Am I making money right now?
I'm offering you the chance to answer "YES" to both of those questions starting today. Frankly, it's an opportunity most people will never get in their lifetimes...

Think about it...

How many people get a chance to learn top investing secrets, strategies and techniques from some of the greatest financial experts in the world? Five days a week.

Things like...
The Secret "Niche" That Crushes The S&P
There's an investment similar to IPOs that most pundits... even most die hard Wall Street cronies don't pay enough attention to that can put you in position to pocket extraordinary gains... not once but TWICE. In fact, this government-regulated "niche" has been quietly beating the S&P by 3 to 1 over the last nine years. And unlike regular IPOs, anyone can buy them. You don't have to be an accredited investor to get in on the action. You just need to know what to look for.
And...
How To "Cash In" On A Company's Cash Flow
Cash flow is raw power; cash flow is king. But most people have no idea how to buy cash flow on sale and get the juiciest returns. It comes from knowing one rarely understood but extremely powerful ratio that you can find on the internet with a push of a button. The best thing about this metric is that it's pretty near impossible for companies to manipulate its meaning. So you get a clear, unpolluted picture of a company's true value based on its cash position. It's a very important indicator that can bring you sizeable gains immediately.
Remember, my readers have had the opportunity to profit from as many as 45 winning picks, 24 of them for double-digit gains, including four recent gains of 146%, 111%, 103% and 81% in less than a year and in some of the choppiest markets on record.

Now, you’ll have the immediate chance to score even bigger gains â€" we estimate 295% â€" on our next biotech breakthrough… just one of many high-profit opportunities we’ll be rushing you.

And the price isn’t even a consideration. It’s only 26 cents a day. That comes to a mere $7.99 a month. A year’s subscription to the Financial Times, the Wall Street Journal or Baron’s is more than four times that price. If you think they’re going to teach you how to make big money inthe markets, good luck.

Let me be blunt...

This low price I'm offering doesn't even come close to covering our expenses. The fact is, we're offering Private Briefing purely as a benefit to our readers. In fact, we are truly subsidizing this newsletter with our other publishing activities.

But make no mistake: I am on a mission. A mission to make sure the market-beating strategies accessible to the wealthy... are now readily available to everyone else.

And I am fully committed to teaching you how to use these strategies to succeed.

The reality is you MUST think and invest like a true financial guru if you want to have any chance of making money in the markets today.

And that's exactly what Private Briefing gives you.

It's the very best insights from our investment experts... some of the same picks, education, and strategies they share with others for hundreds â€" even thousands of dollars.

But, because I am so absolutely committed to leveling the playing field for the average investor, I am able to offer this program for just 26 cents a day.

#573
Business and Economy / for bran lorenzo
November 05, 2012, 08:45:36 AM
I Have Access to Financial
Strategies That You Don't Have...
And They Could Be Worth a Fortune

Starting with the Next 295% Extravaganza...


Dear Dong Bran,

I just discovered a large, sudden and concentrated block of insider buying.

Please… pay attention to this… 

I’m talking about 7 insiders, including the CEO and CFO. They just spent $353,000 on the purchase of nearly 215,000 shares of their company's stock.

And when they buy en masse like this, they aren't doing it to pick off a point or two of gains â€" they see big upside ahead.

I’m talking about an estimated 295% pop in the quick action â€" with the potential to rise as high as 895% if you’re patient and willing to ride the upside. It’s up to you.

You might be excited too if you just brought in one of the country’s top liver specialists from the Mayo Clinic. His assignment: To use his contracts, knowledge and reputation to grease the wheels for a potentially lifesaving new medical device that treats liver cancer. 

Did I mention that this little company is selling for around $1.70 a share right now? 

This company’s breakthrough is amazing…

It’s developed a proprietary system for something called "chemosaturation.” More than a drug, it’s a device. It’s a means of administering a high dose of chemotherapy directly into a diseased organ.

The system is complicated, of course. But essentially it involves saturating the tumor with a chemotherapy medication. But that’s not all. It minimizes (and even prevents) the usual side effects by filtering the powerful drugs out of the bloodstream before they can be circulated to otherparts of the body. 

Folks, this is a system that: 
Walls off and isolates deadly tumors…
Saturates and destroys them with ultra-heavy doses of lethal chemo… 
Then, at the same time... miraculously “filters and purifies” the surrounding blood… completely eliminating the poison.
For millions of suffering people, this system stands to be a miracle â€" sheltering them from highly invasive surgery and debilitating and painful side effects… while giving them a better chance to survive. 

Now here’s the thing: This company’s device is already a big hit in Europe, and the company is making good money there. 

Right now it’s well on its way, moving through approval here in the U.S. Remember, this is more of a device than a drug. 

Moreover, as the CEO of this amazing company says:

“We believe we qualify hands down, because there really isn’t anything available for these patients today and that is the main criteria.”

Do you want a shot at gains of 295% or more before New Year’s Eve 2012? Nothing is certain in life. But if my track record stands, you’ll have a serious opportunity to be plenty richer before the end of the year. 

My name is Bill Patalon. 

I made this presentation to show you how to become a financial guru and show you the opportunity to make big money as you learn.

Starting today, I’m going to show you step by step exactly how to think… invest… and win like a pro. Every day, you’ll learn something valuable and have the opportunity to bank double- and triple-digit gains. 

Just like the biotech company that could bring you a three-bagger by New Year’s Eve.

With the very first “lesson,” you’ll join a totally new and higher class of investor. One who enjoys great freedoms… and with significantly greater wealth almost immediately.

Your sphere of influence will grow, and in a short time, your friends and family will be asking you for advice.

And you know what?

You won’t have to tell them a thing, if you don’t want to. 

That’s the beauty of being a financial guru. You’ll be the one calling the shots.

You’ll be in complete control.

You’ll have the opportunity to make money while you learn. Big money. Not some time in the future, but now â€" today.

Of course, this is not free. Nothing of value is. But here’s the best part:

You can do it for $7.99. That’s not a typo. That’s seven dollars and ninety-nine cents.

Let me show you what I mean...

Meet Jack Thomas...

He's no different than any other ordinary investor trying to make some money in the markets and build a sizeable portfolio. With one exception...

Every day Jack receives a "Private Briefing." My daily "Private Briefing" gives my readers investing education, stock and income recommendations, and investing strategies few outside of the business know about.

I show readers like Jack not just the how's and why's, but also actual opportunities, that, if they so choose, have the potential to make them quite wealthy.

It's simple: I give them the opportunity to make money as they learn.

For example, I recently sent out a "Private Briefing" that showed Jack, and 14,000 readers like him, an insider's "trick" to using the Relative Strength Index (RSI). It's a technique that helps the pros pick investments with a very high probability of moving up in price.

Now, you may or may not know much about the RSI. Put simply, it gives a value on a stock based on scale of 0 to 100, relative to other stocks in its sector. 

Most people ignore the RSI altogether, or make the mistake of using the RSI solely to determine if a stock is "overbought" or "oversold." But here's where increasing your knowledge of even basic indicators like the RSI can have a huge impact on your bottom line.

You see, if you understand how to truly read market indicators you'll have a much greater chance of picking a winner â€" and making big money.

Just by using the little trick I knew about RSI I was able to show Jack the best energy sector investment to buy right now. It turned out to be a relatively unknown mid-stream oil player with huge upside and an eye-popping dividend yield of 9%.

No doubt Jack was happy. He wrote to us recently saying,

"I closed out your recommendation for a $2,500 profit on a $7,500 investment in less than a month!"
Meanwhile, as Jack was learning about RSI â€" and making a nice profit while he learned â€" he was also getting powerful lessons every day that he could put to use immediately.

Here's just a few...
The Secret Strategy For Doubling Your Money â€" Selling a stock at exactly the right time is critical for your success. The last thing you want is to see your gains skyrocket, often past 100%, and then watch your profits dwindle to nothing as the stock recedes. Yet one strategy could ensure that never happens to you. In fact, it allows you an opportunity to play with the house's money, limiting your risk with infinite upside. In fact, this technique allows you to own a stock for free. And it's incredibly easy. The only thing stopping you from doubling your money today is knowing how this simple technique works.

The "Insiders" Method For Riding Unstoppable Trends â€" These are the economic trends with trillions of dollars in new capital flowing directly at them. These go on every day behind the scenes. Catch these "capital waves" at the right time, and you'll have an opportunity to make huge gains in one swoop. There are several strategies for doing this, but one stands out. It may be the single most important thing you'll learn. The best investors use this simple technique for pinpointing, with deadly accuracy, when these global trends will hit. All you need is someone showing you what to look for so you can ride these waves for the biggest gains right away.

The Single Best Metric For Finding A Stock On Sale â€" Buying a stock when the underlying value is "right" can mean the difference between a single-digit gain and a triple-digit return. And one metric reveals the "sweet spot" time and again. It tells you the difference between an "imposter" stock â€" one manipulated by Wall Street to sell at an inflated price â€" and a great company selling for a fraction of its true worth. You can track this metric on Yahoo Finance or Google Finance online in about 10 seconds. Learn to use it correctly, your gains will soar.
The best part? Armed with these insights, someone like Jack is not just learning the true techniques of investing... he's been given the opportunity to put them to use as he learns them. And that means money in the pocket.

Think of it this way. Have you ever gone to Vegas and sat down at the beginner's black jack table? That's where the dealer tells you exactly how to play each hand.

Now, I'm not a gambler, but I did this once. And the dealer helped me win every hand. He knew better than me what the odds were on every hand... when to hit, when to sit tight, when to double down, and pretty much when the dealer would bust.

This is exactly what I do every day with people like Jack â€" show them exactly how to play the markets. They learn as they go. They can get this kind of instruction every day for as long as they like... or they can go off on their own when they feel they're ready.

Like Jack Thomas, you're given the opportunity to profit immediately and build up long-term freedom, stability... and wealth... all while becoming a true financial guru yourself.

Ted Robinson is another ordinary investor using my daily "private briefings" to increase his knowledge... and make strong, immediate profits...

Recently when the markets began their wicked volatility, I showed Ted and readers like him not only how to survive... but thrive... under these tough conditions.

I admit... I had some help on this.

When it comes to weathering market volatility, I always seek the expertise of Shah Gilani, our Capital Wave Forecast editor and former hedge fund manager extraordinaire.

Nobody understands how to play volatility like Shah. In fact, he's one of the experts who helped create the volatility index back in the 1980s. He knows how it works inside and out. In fact, on the very same day the Dow crashed 635 points last August, he led his readers to gains of 456%, 455%, 371%, and 196% in one day.

So how does he do it?

One way is by using the Volatility Index. Few regular investors even know it exists. Yet it allows anyone with know-how to make a simple trade on the level of volatility in the market.

Now, you know yourself when the markets get volatile... You hear about it on the news every time the market swings up or down.

Of course, for years, Wall Street has perpetuated a myth that playing volatility is too complicated for the average investor.

Well, with Shah Gilani on your side this is a bunch of baloney...

And if you know how and when to buy and sell the right way... with the least risk possible â€" you'll do something truly extraordinary: You'll actually turn volatility in your favor.

It's during this "switch" (getting volatility to work for you â€" rather than against you) when you'll find opportunities to make significant amounts of money. Just like Shah did in August.

Ted is certainly learning... He recently wrote us with this good news:

"I bought PNR when you recommended it and tripled my money! Also got my eye on CNH and BRY. Thanks again for the great plays."
The Profit Difference Between
Amateurs... and Insiders

What made the difference with Jack and Ted? How are they seeing such solid returns, when so many others are losing money in the markets today?

The difference is knowledge... The kind of knowledge that helps them learn and make money at the same time.

It's called Private Briefing. Every day Private Briefing gives them specific recommendations... PLUS a solid education on insider investing secrets.

Leonard W. is another Private Briefing reader who recognizes the value of these unique briefings. He wrote:

"Dear Bill and your fabulous team of experts,
Just wanted to say THANK YOU VERY much for allowing my wife and me to access your expertise... Everything you have forecast has been playing out just like you said it would. Thanks again Bill for allowing me into a world that I knew was there but could not access until now."
And Benjamin Adams, another Private Briefing reader, added:

"I spend 10k per year on investment advice... but Private Briefing is my first read each day. Thank you so much for your insight and great explanations."
I'm glad Benjamin reads Private Briefing each morning.

But frankly, I'm not surprised.

After all, I'm not just giving him recommendations. I'm giving him a much more valuable education on how and why good investing works. After all, where else can you make money learning, rather than paying for it out of your own pocket?

The Ordinary Investor's Biggest Mistake

You see, the bigwigs on Wall Street want you to believe that their million-dollar tactics are too sophisticated and complex for the investor with small sums of money.

This is one of the biggest lies ever told.

The fact is, the same strategies, tactics, and investment principles you'd use to create wealth with a million dollars are the same things you would do with $1,000.

In fact, you had better do those things if you ever want to grow that $1,000 into a million. And that's not a pie-in-the-sky dream. It just takes some help, determination and confidence to make the right choices.

It starts with those million-dollar investment secrets and strategies you'll learn from my "Private Briefings" every day.

Here's a few I've shown my readers in the past few weeks alone...
The Most Powerful "Buy Signal" On a Beaten Down Stock â€" When is a stock set to reverse course and go on a profit run? Finding the answer is easier than you think. You can get it just by tracking the "moves" of a certain group of people. If anyone has "special knowledge" about the company and its potential to skyrocket, it's them. It only takes about 10 seconds to track them. If you knew where to look, you could scoop up several juicy opportunities today.

The One "Insurance" Play Designed to Protect Your Nest Egg â€" Did you know there's an investment opportunity that can make you money every time the Dow goes down? In fact, with this one specific investment you could not only win big if the markets stumble â€" you could make up to twice as much money as anyone using a "standard" hedge. It's shockingly simple to set up â€" anyone can do it in three minutes with one security on the NYSE. Once you learn it, you'll sleep like a baby even during these turbulent times.

The One Options Play for Safely Creating a "Cash Cow" â€" Some people think options are too risky or too complicated to trade. This is a myth that should be debunked immediately. Did you know certain options can actually give you income? Most people don't. Yet one simple move can make you money every one to two months. Like clockwork. If you know how to use this technique properly, the profit potential becomes addictive. There's no reason you shouldn't be grabbing your share of those profits too â€" and right away!

How To Avoid the Dividend "Deadbeats" â€" When the market is shaky, buying high-quality dividend stocks is a great move. History shows dividend-paying stocks surpass non-dividend ones by as much as 25 to 1 over the long run. But if you shop by yield alone, you're playing a dangerous game. First, not all dividend stocks are created equal. Even some with incredibly high yields are absolute duds. You could end up losing more money on the stock price than you'd ever gain on the income. The good news is there are three sure-fire ways to separate the winners from the "dead meat." I can teach you those three ways in less than 4 minutes. Plus, I can show you a way to pick up 50 top dividend stocks in just one trade. That way you can enjoy the extra income â€" and potentially lucrative stock gains â€" at the same time.

The Diversification Myth â€" Diversify, diversify, diversify. It's supposed to be the cardinal rule of investing. At least, that's what the brokers tell you. But diversification for diversification sake is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. There's a smarter method for building a rock-solid, moneymaking portfolio. This method capitalizes on the billions of dollars flowing into global growth and focuses on the biggest income plays that guarantee you a stream of cash. It also gives you a "structured' portfolio," one that protects your downside but still allows you to capture big money that can lead to an early retirement. Few understand just how powerful this system can be â€" but you'll learn how to implement it immediately.

The Best Indicator For Winning Big In Global Markets â€" It's not GDP like many people think. In fact, GDP is a financial ruse â€" the biggest of the past half century. That's because it overplays the importance of government spending. There's a much better way to get an accurate measure of economic growth. It's a simple mathematical formula that gives you the output produced by the private sector alone. And with nearly every major foreign exchange beating U.S. markets for much of the past decade, you're going to want to use this formula ASAP.
And that barely cracks the surface...

An Education that Pays You

Think about it... most people go to college for 4, 6 or even 12 years. During this time they get into ridiculous amounts of debt... The average student debt is $23,000. Some graduate students owe a whopping $100,000, depending on the type of school. Only after they graduate can they start their careers and begin making that money back.

But with Private Briefing, you're receiving a top-level financial education... from some of the top investors in the world... all dedicated to giving you a real opportunity to make huge profits â€" while you're learning.

I'm talking about Money Morning's Chief Investment Strategist Keith Fitz-Gerald... renowned oil & energy expert Dr. Kent Moors... former hedge fund manager Shah Gilani... global markets expert Martin Hutchinson... commodities specialist Peter Krauth... and the Pulitzer Prize-nominated writer and investor Michael Robinson.

These are all true blue insiders â€" former Wall Street honchos â€" who now lead high-level research advisory services for the Money Map Press. You may already be familiar with them from their reports in Money Morning... or their regular appearances on shows like Fox Business, CBS Marketwatch and CNBC. Between them they have over 150 years of market experience.

And they all know how to make money...

In 2011 alone they combined for over 100 double- and triple-digit gains for their subscribers. It's no wonder they are able to charge thousands of dollars for their high-level research.

Take a look at the kinds of gains my team of financial experts has shown readers again and again...
70% on Goldman Sachs
125% on Fortuna Silver Miners
115% on Paramount Gold and Silver Corp
816% on Aluminum Corp of China
200% on Yingli Green Energy
108% on Brazil
71% on Bucyrus
233% on Linktone
83% on Babcock and Brown Air Ltd
138% on ABB
300% on Silvercorp Mining
234% on the Euro
219% on Yanzhou Coal
And this is just a small sample.

I don't know of any other dispatch that gives you such a real chance to take the pivotal next step in learning something you can use forever... while having the chance at making such big money.

Let me show you what I mean...

#574
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 05, 2012, 05:09:55 AM
i am a voice crying for mercy, dying for love, crying for justice and dying in need.
isn't anyone listening, does anyone care, who will answer me.
out of the skies, hate stole my life like a thief.
because the high and mighty oppresor follows me everywhere
i have to hide and have no more identity.
now i go by different names. life is so hard.
no one will lend a hand. everyone is scared of the oppresor.
dont you hear me crying. i am a voice crying for mercy, crying for justice
and fair play. a level playing field. everyone should be treated equally.

i am a voice crying for mercy, crying for justice, crying for peace
and dying in need

i am crying, crying, crying . who will answer me.
who will lend a hand. i am dying in need
crying for mercy
#575
Help & Support / Re: Happy Birthday to Lolo Ciano!
November 05, 2012, 04:52:13 AM
happy bday lolo
may you have more bdays to ccme
#576
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 05, 2012, 12:12:04 AM
nag lingkod lingkod si ISLA sa ilang kabos nga payag sa bukid, nag hinoktok. asa naman kaha si LAKAN kadtong stranghero nga mi sugod na ug pangulitawo niya. kay sa tinood lang misugod na ug pitik ang iyang kasingkasing sa pag higugma. na apsan ba kaha to sa boang nga amok ug gitagod tagod na ang lawas. or naka eskapo ba ug naka tago
#577
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 04, 2012, 08:00:17 PM
gikapoy na intawon si lakan ug dagan. wa na siyay ka pa ingnan, wa siyay ka tagu-an. walay mo tabang niya kay ma hadlok man ang mga tawo sa village. erasmus ginamos is too powerful.
#578
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 04, 2012, 07:56:52 PM


this is ERASMUS GINAMUS, the most powerful man of the village.
he is UNTOUCHABLE so he can OPPRESS anybody who displeases him
#579
Jokes and Humor / Re: Playboy bunny, Japanese version
November 04, 2012, 04:55:56 PM
mao diay ni imong hitsura hubag. bajot diay ka ;D

#580
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 04, 2012, 04:46:41 PM
#581
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 04, 2012, 04:40:51 PM
para masabtan ug maajo sa atong mga readers ang atong sugilanon, sugdon nato sa kina sugdanan. kini si lakan dula stranghero dinhing dapita. wa sija maka ila sa mga tawo dinhi. naka kita sija sa usa ka maanyag nga dalaga, si miss ISLA MENDOZA.. siyempre mi diskarte sija ni isla. wa sija kahibaw nga nanguyab diay pod si ERASMUS GINAMUS ni isla. kini si erasmus ginamus mao ang the most powerful man in the village. tungod sa ijang power way maka hilabot nija. he is untouchable. he is full of pride basking in his own legend. he respects nobody. where did his power come from. from his money of course. apan naa may mga tawo nga dili ma palit ug sapi. ngano man. tungod kay sapi-an man pod sila. isla is the daughter of HUBOG BOHOL, a poor farmer. talagsaon ang iyang kaanyag. dugay nang nanguyab si erasmus ni isla. pero wa jud mo sogot si isla. kay porya gaba. perteng maotaha ug nawong si erasmus. pagka ngil-ad na lang sa hitsura. mao nga bisan sa ka daghan sa ijang sapi wa jud mo lingi si isla ni erasmus. unya mi dagsa sa ilang dapit si lakan. guwapo si lakan. dunay hitsura. pwedeng himoong movie star. pagka matikod ni erasmus ginamus nga nanguyab si lakan ni isla, perte na nijang soko-a. dinhi mag sugod ang panag bingkil ni LAKAN DULA ug ni ERASMUS GINAMOS.
#582
Jokes and Humor / Re: dagan LAKAN dagan
November 04, 2012, 10:35:06 AM
#583
Jokes and Humor / dagan LAKAN dagan
November 04, 2012, 10:29:07 AM
run for your life lakan. dagan . ayaw na ug lingi lingi. dagan na lang taman sa mahimo. naay amok ga gukod nimo. naay pinuti nga perteng haita. tagud taguron jud ka ug ma apsan ka. di na matabang ug ceasefire. naa gi sirbatohan sa polis di na jud patoo. di na ma badlong. unsaon man gud nga init man ka ug ulo lakan. kalma lang unta ba. gi bunalan nimo sa ulo, naa perteng dako-a sa hubag. patay ka ron ug ma apsan ka. na liso-an na gud na sa turnilyo. di na ensakto ang utok ana. ayaw na gyud pakita pa dinhing dapita. ayaw na ug balik dinhi. dili na tagdon imong armalite. kataw-an lang na. di na ma dutlan ug bala kay kampon ni satanas na. ajo pay mo join na lang ka sa bangsa moro army.

DAGAN LAKAN. DAGAN
#584
Question and Answer / Re: i wonder why
November 03, 2012, 09:42:10 PM
mao pay pag badlong sa webmaster, mi samot na man hinoon ug kaisog. misamot ug kadako ang hubag sa ulo. wa na koy laing mahimo kong di mo dagan na lang. mangakak kay puti man ko ug itlog.

islander, mi honghong si balong nga sobra na ang iyang kamingaw para sa iyang secret love
#585
Question and Answer / Re: i wonder why
November 03, 2012, 09:37:02 PM
dedbol na ko. i surrender. dili makaya ang kontra. kusog pa sa bagjo:(
#586
Question and Answer / Re: i wonder why
November 03, 2012, 08:25:22 PM
Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 05:16:05 PM
i wonder why pod nga nag-abli aning new thread to copy and paste what can be read in the other thread... ???
i wonder why nganong gi pasagdan man si hubag nga mag sigi gihapon ug yagayaga ni balong
#587
Question and Answer / Re: i wonder why
November 03, 2012, 04:11:51 PM
i have already said my goodbyes. but i am here for one more time to tell you how i feel. i am so sad and disappointed. i
thought everything will stop but the persecution continues .

But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them who despitefully use you, and persecute you


                                   MERRY CHRISTMAS
#588
Question and Answer / Re: i wonder why
November 03, 2012, 03:47:42 PM
Wa kay respetar sa Webmaster. Ako ning-undang ko dayon. No more word about this. Pero ikaw wa ka motuman. Sigi, padayon!
#589
Question and Answer / Re: i wonder why
November 03, 2012, 03:41:33 PM


Ugok man diay ka. Gipasaylo na unta ka unya magpatigbabaw man diay ang imong kahungog.
Wa ko mahadlok nimong unggoya ka, oi.
#590
Question and Answer / Re: i wonder why
November 03, 2012, 03:39:11 PM

Hilom diha Balong, oi. Gayaya lang imong bugan.
#591
Question and Answer / Re: i wonder why
November 03, 2012, 03:35:52 PM
Quote from: lakandula on November 02, 2012, 10:16:20 PM
abi man gud ko ug isog ni si hubag. na unsa ba ning kagwanga mag pa laban man diay nimo.

I hope the Webmaster will correct this misinformation.
Logged
He who allows oppression shares the crime. - Desiderius Erasmus
#592
Question and Answer / i wonder why
November 03, 2012, 03:33:07 PM

hello lakandula, hubag will now return to his favorite topics: science and research stuff. dili na siya manungog ni balong.

i understand balong's feelings, and i would also request him to embrace peace and love.

let's forgive each other. life is short after all.
#593
Help & Support / Re: scorecard BAN HUBAG BOHOL
November 02, 2012, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on November 02, 2012, 09:20:56 PM
hello lakandula, hubag will now return to his favorite topics: science and research stuff. dili na siya manungog ni balong.

i understand balong's feelings, and i would also request him to embrace peace and love.

let's forgive each other. life is short after all. :)
i bow to your command oh master. lakandula will now say goodbye never to appear again in the forum.
abi man gud ko ug isog ni si hubag. na unsa ba ning kagwanga mag pa laban man diay nimo. and please forgive me for the unauthorized use of your name. i was just giving hubag a taste of his own medicine. kay dili maayo ang iyang gi buhat sa ahong amo nga pagka maajo na lang tawo. wa koy problema ug tawgon ko ug tuta ni balong matod pa ni islander. i took up the fight for balong tungod kay naka utang ko ug UTANG KABUBUT-ON. he saved me when i was in the hospital fighting for my life. wa gani nija dawata ang gi dala nga titulo ni mrs. sa among gamay nga yuta kay amo ontang i prenda.  i had to pay BALONG back. hope you understand
#594
Help & Support / Re: scorecard BAN HUBAG BOHOL
November 02, 2012, 09:05:04 PM
balong is not an insecure man. nanimawos lang sija ni hubag. matod pa ni balong

WAY SUKOD SA BAWOS

kay di man jud undangan ni hubag si balong bisan nawa na dinhi. mao nga por tabla ang duwa ni balong. nawa sija. mawa pod si hubag. maajo gani kay naa pay warning. gi ban si balong sauna way warning. nalooy si mike. naka balik si balong after many years. unja nalingaw na unta sija ug sugod gi atake naman pod sija ni hubag
#595
Help & Support / Re: scorecard BAN HUBAG BOHOL
November 02, 2012, 08:59:14 PM
YES                  NO

1.bugsay            1.
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#596
Help & Support / Re: scorecard BAN HUBAG BOHOL
November 02, 2012, 08:57:25 PM
now you HUBAGBOHOL will know who your friends are. bugsay said yes and islander is withdrawing her support
#597
Help & Support / Re: scorecard BAN HUBAG BOHOL
November 02, 2012, 08:55:38 PM
Quote from: islander on November 02, 2012, 08:41:43 PM
i don't remember voting either way in this silly thread.  will you please erase my name, lakandula?  mo-please ko bisag di ka angay ug ginagmayng courtesies.  mahilantan ka na lang aning imong drama.  kun di ka si balong, then you are as insecure as balong.  grow up and get old gracefully, if you know what that means. >:(
naa man ka sa laing thread mag express sa imong support ni hubag so i took the liberty of putting in your name. pareha ni bugsay tua mi botar sa laing thread. if you are abandoning hubag so be it. this is not a silly thread. this is not drama. this is for REAL. i am the authorized representative of balong. the deal is already in place. naay pag tugot si mike ani
#598
Help & Support / Re: scorecard BAN HUBAG BOHOL
November 02, 2012, 08:38:11 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 02, 2012, 08:23:57 PM
hheheheh puhon tong 8s ta my dear engr... hahahah
di ko manogsog ninjo kay grabe pod ka ug maoy mahi ubos. i uli man nimo ang kwarta ni balong. ihatag na lang naho kay aron di i tong its ni pikoy. mora na baja ug uyab na mo kay my dear engr. nay tawag nimo ni pikoy
#599
Help & Support / Re: scorecard BAN HUBAG BOHOL
November 02, 2012, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 02, 2012, 08:20:07 PM

aw one on one nila balong? i ask you, asa si balong?
nawa na intawon. nag hambin ang dughan ug tumang kahi-ubos tungod sa gibuhat ni hubag. ako maoy representative ni balong. he keeps in touch w/ me all the time
#600
Help & Support / Re: scorecard BAN HUBAG BOHOL
November 02, 2012, 08:19:54 PM
BAN HUBAGBOHOL ;D;D;D

come join the fun. vote YES or NO.