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tnx for sharing photos..

wow si mocha..like a korean beauty..

its so sad.. e -ampo nalng nato sila.. ka ngil-ngig ba ani..

ok lang dong..enjoy..

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'



Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

bana: love, kining akong sapi sa america ako ning tigumon para sa imong pag anak kay sesarian man kaha ka?

asawa: 0o love.

pag anak sa asawa mi abot na ang bana, ang ilang anak kuyaw kaayo kay
kung unsa isulti nga ngalan mamatay.

bata: lolo ( patay ang lolo )

bata: lola (patay ang lola )

bana: sus kakuyaw na ani oi basin ako nay sunod isulti sa bata ani hu hu hu hu patay gyod ko ani aron.

bata: papa!! papa!! ( natingala sya kay nagkagutbot ang silingan kay naay namatay)...

Quote from: Angie Gulle on July 29, 2008, 08:04:07 AM
Mga igsoon ko...basin next ko take na ko og Learner's exam sa driving..

tips lang ha..

1. ayuhon usa nimo ang both side mirror.
2. paglingkod nimo imo sad ayuhon ang imong lingkuranan nga comportable ka..
3. tan awa otro imong both side mirror & center.
4. seatbelt then start.
mao raman seguro ni pinaka basic dali ra unta pero dinhi pod kang dapita lagmit mahagbong

Quote from: ivyliz on July 29, 2008, 10:25:03 PM
I'm from Tagbilaran City. sa Tamblot. :-)

naaka sa gulf area karon?

marhaptin.. IVYLIZ feel at home enjoy roaming arround..

ok. sure ba..sigi e organize nato..we need venue ug asa nato himoon..

Quote from: bulak on July 29, 2008, 09:48:05 PM
Barbs inig EB nato pohon dayunon na nato ang atong planu nga magpabayle ta ha

wahahaha.. sigi ba. old style nga bayle namay petromax & radio puno lang?

People surround themselves with symbols and trinkets to show off , if there were no symbols, and people were judged based on the lives they lead, nobody would know who the christians were! Symbols are there to make christians feel important in front of everyone else.

secreeeet.. sabihin ko sayo panglanding sa airplane hapit na lee..pohon..

Quote from: bulak on July 29, 2008, 09:17:22 PM
Mao nah , obvious na kaayu nga daghan mabihag sa etsura ni baby Matt ig ka dako..

Hmmm ..ang dimple baya

wahahaha nagool tawn si bulak..

Quote from: simplylee on July 29, 2008, 09:26:44 PM
bitaw bah gimingaw na ko sa pagpabunsod labi na gyod daghan ug suhot

taga pantalan naman ang ma monsod ron lee, akong classmate sa high school

Quote from: lumine on July 29, 2008, 09:26:04 PM
dili jud ko ganahan ug saypo ug imbaw,hehe!

ang gibanatan jud nako kaon barbs sa party sa balay kay ang tinabal.lami jud!

ok mana sya lumine kaso u need to drink after bisan tuba lang ayos na..samot ko galaway sa tinabal da.. uhar raba na sya sigi tag inum ug tubig.

tnx lee..mao lagi ning dool rata ug hunasan ba kay magpangita sa atong naandan nga pagkaon..

Quote from: benelynne on July 29, 2008, 07:09:31 PM
This is the "social" room of Tubag Bohol's big pajag. I think we've also crossed threads in the "discussion" room where people were a little shrill (I'm talking about the thread on the chop-chop incident). These are all part of being in the Tubag Bohol family.

Yes, we don't always agree here, but we try to be creative and constructive about our differences. Ang kasagara sa problema sa mga tapuk-tapok sa Pinoy nga maoy hinungdan sa gubot kaning pabidahan. But here in TB, we try not to compare notes, just share them. I hope we stay this way. Our differences make us more interesting. Let's not make them undo our oneness.

2nd the motion ko ani..

lee, sa bon bon lang kay dili lisod naa pabay imbao ron? grabi galaway gyod ko sa handa inyo lumine..

si lee, anad kaayo na sya lumine ug anikad ug bunsod..

sure lumine, sus na kyod koy gipangita wala diha sa inyong handa..ANG SAYPO..dili gyod na nako ibaylo ug lechon..

CONGRATS TO ALL..

sus ko ug diha pa diay ko dili pod ko maka attend
kay dili ko ganahan mosoot ug naka barong or americana..
mu ra kog tuk-on..

tym sa ha.. saliat usa ko kay wala ko kaagwanta sa pagkaon.. galaway gyod..
grabi ang ang danggit nga sinugba, lukot greeeehh, naa pa gyoy lato ahak na..
ang bingka nga pinaliki sus makahinumdum manko sa gamay pako nga adto lang magyampongan
sa tighimo ug bingka ug puto..
tnx for posting.. & C0NGRATS FOR SUCCESSFULL EB..

count me in nxt EB..

tnx..

hu hu hu its soo  sad Ms G..

Ang totoo hindi narin sana ako maglog in  saka dahilanan ay .. ehhhmmm saako nalang private reason.. pero hindi ko rin matiis na may mga kaibigan or kaibigan ko kahit isang saglit na meet mo na may busilak na PUSO at sa tingnin ko ay maayong tawo kaya hindi ko rin napigalan nga mag log in para lang kay Glen, dahil masakit den para sa atin na walan ng kaibigan. kaya ginawa ko hindi narin ako nagpakita pero updated parin with out loging in, kung si balong pa, ako sigi kog pananghid pero wala may mihawid.. kaya hindi narin ako nagpaalam na parang bola kay kabalo manko wlay mohawid..ehemm

Good Luck GUYS..wag kayong mag alala suporthan ko kayo..

May God Bless You all.. tsuuppp..

Quote from: Bambi on July 06, 2008, 10:32:22 PM
Oh....i'm sorry my dear friend. My condolences to your Family. Mao ba lagi ni ang sigi ug paninda sa una ug kandila?
May she rest in peace.

yup.. ate bambs sya. salamat..

tnx orchids & Ms D..

june 16 ang bday nya den namatay ng june 21..

OK lang Ms D usahay nalang gyod mouslod kay busy pod usahay..

oi speaking of my lola she pass away last week in the age of 94..

hala! ...SORRY  ate bambs wala koy ibig sabihin or pinatamaan, nag bahagi lang ako hindi para gawin katatawanan..Unbelievable lang talaga sa action na grabi..ito lang masabi ko..

dati pwedi akong mag delete ng topic dito pero ngayon parang hindi na pwedi edelete ko na sana..
tnx. again SORRY.. bye bye

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one
woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They were unable to decide who would let go, until the woman gave a very
touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the  rope,
because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband
and kids and for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men
started clapping.

DANCE TEAM   He is  25   She is 84. You must watch it  all.
Just when you think you have seen it all, along comes a dance team like
this one.
He's 25 and his partner, well, she's 84. In some spots I thought her bones
were going  to break.
She has a bit of limp at the end. It is amazing that she would try so me thing like this at 74 let alone  84.
I don't know whether she should be congratulated or institutionalized.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdj_4kT7rhg

thanks mari & elsie for sharing pix..

PASALAMAT GYOD MO NGA WALA KO BAHALA UG DILI KO KAON BASTA MAKA INOM..

Congrats.. GUYS..

lami man diay pod ning kita maoy motan aw sa ilang kalipay..
pero grabi bigot ko dah..

wahahaah naunsa mani oi na tubagbahal naman ni..

This is a true story taken from The Philippine Star
written by Boo Chanco

A 70-year old 'lolo' from the province was accompanied
by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA
interview.


The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson
translated for him.


The U.S.Consul told the young man to ask his
grandfather why he wanted to go to the States.


"Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?"
The grandson translated "Sabihin mo gusto kong
makita yung mga anak ko doon."


"He said he wants to see his children there." Fair
enough, that's what the lolo's application indicated.


The Consul had another question. "Ask him why does
he have to go there? Why can't his children just come
and visit him here?"


The grandson translated this in Tagalog. Lolo replied:


"Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko."
"Nakita na nila ang Pilipinas."


"Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako
mamatay."


(Translation: "Tell him, my children were born here."
"They've seen the Philippines already". "I just want to
see America before I die.")


The HEARTLESS Consul was unimpressed as he
declared, devoid of any emotion, that he was rejecting
the visa application "because the applicant was unable
to speak any word of English."


"Reject daw yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo
marunong mag-Ingles."


The lolo was equally unimpressed. "Sabihin mo ito
sa kanya at huwag na huwag mong papalitan ang
sasabihin ko:


"P u t a n g ina niya, bakit siya nandidito eh hindi naman
siya marunong mag-Tagalog! ?"


Translated," He said: You son o f  a  b i t ch, how come
you are here..you do not know how to speak in Tagalog!?"


Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul
relented and approved lolo's visa application in pronto.

Go LoLo, go...
mabuhay ang Pinoy!!!,

Welcome Ms. Aira Galope!,at home ka dito..

tnx for sharing pix..

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 27, 2008, 07:38:15 PM
Gem, ug mag abot jud diay ta tanan murag naa jud dalugdog!

Aguy Gem ma imagine nako ug mag abot ta sa 2011 nga EB kay naa raba si Mari nga ang baba green pa sa bayut! pun-an ni Swakee nga nag putak2x! hahahah plus Bambi! I dont know ning atong mga lalaki ug bibo ba ni ikuyog pero i know ang mga baje kiat jud kaajo! hahahaha

Maghilum hilum ra tawn kay i know swakee ug ate bambs kay pakapaka na daan, dugangan pana ni ms d na ug uban pa na magbaryo baryo na hahahah joks, gamay raman mi lalakwe tawn pila raman mi.

murag kadungog ko ani, pero superferry GO sad ni sila sulpicio lines is eldest brother manage the business.

wahahaha. wala nako kabalo ani..

Quote from: grazie7y on June 24, 2008, 01:50:24 PM
So dili lugar issue ang kakaraan sa barko busan ning na baliktad!

set aside usa nato ang pagkakaraan aning hitaboa kay after recondition the ship from japan 7 yrs na syang naglayag with out any difficulties bisan tood mga reject ra intawn ni sila mipasar gyod ni sila sa quality standards.

Quote from: grazie7y on June 23, 2008, 10:10:06 PM
Wala diay agency sa government that regularly checks the sea-worthiness of ships?

Naa is called MARINA. alam ko dili mana sila makalayag ug wala na silay mga complete document & safety inspection Cert.

Quote from: grazie7y on June 23, 2008, 10:08:24 PM
Quote from: Barbaro on June 22, 2008, 10:13:18 PM
Ang Coast Guard mo Go signal to sail gyod na kay naa mana computation between the Vessel & the typhoon ang barko may makapasidad moatubang sa baguio according to size,capacity & speed. duha ka rason nganong nagkaroon ng problema engine failure or human error of the captain. taga bohol ang captain taga catagbacan daw im not sure. Capt. Marimon.

Lex, could it also be a Coast Guard error?  I still think that the Coast Goard shouldn't have had authorized the sailing of the ship kay kabalo naman naay imminent danger.  Well, same pod sa Captain.  Hay, asa naman tawon sila karon?

sa case ng princess of the star parang wala..pero wla lang ta kabalo ug unsay mga contract procedure between the shipping owner to the goverment. pero mao lagi na unya naman ka pangitaan ug error kung may aksidinti na.

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 23, 2008, 08:16:57 PM
Thanks for that info Barbs!

Barbs ang sulpicio nga mga barko pwerteng karaana na and i think they cant even run up to 3 knots already (inday2x ang dagan ug sila pa) so ma ambtan jud bisan talithi pa nga hinay! Kana pa nga bagyo na! and it was announced sa TV, gipakita pa man gani na! ila pa jud gi ignore! Very stupid!

sus Ginoo!

oisttt. bisan wala ko ka experience ning ilang barko dili na baya pod ingon ana ka daot hehehe mga gwapo na baya sad kanang princess of the star sigun sa akong nabalitaan sila nay pinaka dako sa mga luxury liner sa pinas. pero anhi manka nila matingala sa mga tag iya ug barko kay ug naay malunod isa ang kapalit duha man.

oy hala .naa diay ingon ani...kung daghan diay pasahero mosamot pod ka dagahan ilang kutong..

aw sure naman dili gyod nato na papugngan pero naay time ug dili nimo himoon ug imong himoon nga ikaw lang gyod pod ang mahayan labi na sa ingon anang business dako gyod kaayo ug responsibilidad.

sa layo pana sya mamonitor na ang dagan ug gikusgun by kph kung layo na sya gidaganan magkakusog ug dili maka downfull ug dili gyod na sya maka bangga ug kusog na hangin dili sad mabongkag.

wahaha..dalia naka pangutana oi..para nako nasa deskarti ng kapitan na yun kung unsaon nya. all Go signal gihatag na, sa computation ng barko ug ang baguio kayang kaya.

ang barko ug coast guard ay mayrong mga sariling weather equipment mas high tech pa sa PAG-ASA maong  dili na sila mo base sa sa PAG-ASA kay palpak. ang barko dili mobase sa local, mag base sa Inernational Weather Station

wahahaha CONGRATS..
na delete na ang letter sa akong keyboard.

Ito nga ba ang alamat kung bakit nagsisinungalin ang mga lalaki...?




Karpintero itong si Pedro at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa
tabi ng ilog. Sa lakas ng pagmamartilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya
sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,

"Tutulungan kita, Pedro"

Sabay lundag sa ilog.

Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,

"Ito ba ang
martilyo mo?"...


"Hindi po."



Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer, "Ito ba?"

"Hindi po."




Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,

"Ito ba?"

"
Opo!"

Natuwa ang anghel.

"Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa 'yo na rin ang gold and silver
hammer!"



Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Pedro sa ilog at kasama ang misis
niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog. Iyak si Pedro.

Litaw si
guardian angel.

"Tutulungan kita."


Sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Diana Zubiri.

"Ito ba ang
misis mo?"

Sagot si Pedro,
"Opo!"

Nagalit si anghel,

"Sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman eh mabait ka."



Nag-reason-out si Pedro,



"Sorry po, angel... kasi kapag sinabi kong
'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at paglitaw mo eh kasama mo si Katrina
Halili. At kapag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka
uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo.

At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh
ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Diana at Katrina.

Mahirap lang po ako at hindi
ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."



MORAL OF THE STORY:

Kaya lang naman nagsisinungalin ang mga lalaki eh for a
good and noble reason.

Amnesty
Rex  -  O, gitagaan na daw ni GMA ng amnesia ang ubang meimbro sa magdalo.
Rap  -   Amnesty yun, dili amnesia, tange!
Rex  -   Amnesia nga, kay kalit lang nakalimtan ang mga reklamo nila.

huh! its soo familiar with me, kung taga Jandig na sya kaila kaayo ko..sana na ka suvive sya.

Quote from: st. agnes on June 23, 2008, 01:08:37 PM
our mentor is one of the passenger.,..
please pray for her....

sure els, sana isa sya sa mga suvivor..

Quote from: C2H4 on June 22, 2008, 03:24:47 PM
Di ba kung naay bagyo, dili man unta na tugotan sa Coast Guard nga molarga ang barko?

Ang Coast Guard mo Go signal to sail gyod na kay naa mana computation between the Vessel & the typhoon ang barko may makapasidad moatubang sa baguio according to size,capacity & speed. duha ka rason nganong nagkaroon ng problema engine failure or human error of the captain. taga bohol ang captain taga catagbacan daw im not sure. Capt. Marimon.

I would like to share informative message from a web group.


During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question. She said, "How do I know if I married the right person?" I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, "It depends. Is that your husband?"

In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?"
Let me answer this question because the chances are good that
it's weighing on your mind.

Here's the answer.
EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with
your spouse. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked
their idiosyncrasies.

Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a
completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO
anything. That's why it's called "falling" in love... because it's
happening TO YOU.

People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet." Think about the
imagery of that __expression. It implies that you were just standing
there; doing nothing, and then something came along and happened TO
YOU.

Falling is love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience.
But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades. It's the
natural cycle of EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely, phone calls
become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome
(when it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead of being
cute, drive you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship, but if you
think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference
between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or
even angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, "Did I marry
the right person?" And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria
of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with
someone else. This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their
spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for fulfillment.

Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is
the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work, church, a hobby, a
friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this
dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage. It lies within it.

I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else.
You could. And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the
same situation a few years later.

Because (listen carefully to this):
THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON; IT'S
LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND.

SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It'll NEVER
just happen to you. You can't "find" LASTING love. You have to "make"
it day in and day out. That's why we have the __expression "the labor
of love." Because it takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly,
it takes WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage
work.

Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific
things you can do (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your
marriage.

Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity),
there are also laws for relationships. Just as the right diet and
exercise program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your
relationship WILL make your marriage stronger. It's a direct cause and
effect. If you know and apply the laws, the results are predictable. ..
you can "make" love.

Love in marriage is indeed a "decision".. . not just a feeling.

15. barbaro

kaafford ba kaha ko ani..

nagtabisay.na intawn akong laway..

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he
found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing
work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine
on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent,excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared
inside the machine.
"I just need one copy."

Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

A Filipino walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan Officer.
He tells the Loan Officer that he is going to the Philippines on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Filipino hands over the keys of a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Filipino produces the title and everything checks out.
The Loan Officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's President and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pinoy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Pinoy returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The Loan Officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
that you are a rather wealthy man. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Pinoy replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

 
NICKNAMES
  If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch,
  they will call each   other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.
  If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will
  affectionately refer to   each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Sh*t-Head and  Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
  When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John
  will each throw in $20,
  even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will
  have anything smaller,
  and none will actually admit they want change back.
  When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
  calculators.

MONEY
  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
  need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
  A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
  toothpaste,shaving   cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
  The average number of items in the typical woman's
  bathroom is 337. A man   would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
  A woman has the last word in any argument.
  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
  new argument.

CATS
  Women love cats.
  Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
  looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  A man never worries about the future until he gets a
  wife.

SUCCESS
  A successful man is one who makes more money than
  his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
  he doesn't.
  A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
  change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
  A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
  plants, empty the bins,
  answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
  A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
  A woman knows all about her children. She knows
  about dentist appointments
  and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
  A man is vaguely aware of some short people living
  in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
  Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's
  no use in two people remembering the same thing.

What a woman says:
  C'mon...This place is a mess. You and I need to
  clean. Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.

What a man hears:
  C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah,
  blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW.
 
   

wahahaha ok lang lits oi..

oi.. maayo ni da.. ako nalay care taker ha akoy haton sundo ninyo ug manguli mo, tourist guide & body guard .

Bana: Love , nganong gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Sweetheart, ingon atong mga
silingan akong dagway mura kuno og
iro. huhuhu.
Bana: Mga way batasan! Imo unta sila
gipaak!!

asukar

tatay; pedro, asa man nimo gibutang
ang asukar?
pedro; naa sa banggera akong
gimarkahan ug asin
tatay; nganong man imo gibutangan?
pedro; para di katoud ang AMIGAS...

Amaw!

Eye Check:
Usa ka lalaki ang nagpa kunsolta sa
iyang mata:

Lalake: Dok, hanap na akong panan-aw
sa mata.
Doktora: Sulayi kuno ug tan-aw sa
akong paa.
Lalake: Dili makita Doc, hanap!
Doktora: Sulayi kuno ug tan-aw sa
akong panty.
Lalake: Dili gihapon makita Doc, hanap
na gyud!
Doktora: Bakakon! nganong nagburot
manang imong karsones

Quote from: Bambi on June 08, 2008, 03:33:09 AM

Barbs, are you sure that all Bisaya are blessed to possess the choice from that no. 4 Nurse? A tongue must not be hard but agile.....
I prefer to have all kinds of capabilities : erect, enter,inject and simply agile. fights na ni

matod pa sa mga tagalog daw na ate bambs..
sus ko gipakyaw na syarog dili ma sexy ka ana.. aw maniwang diay hehehehe .peace

Upat ka dalagang Pinay nurses naghinambugay kon kinsay ilang pamanhon.
Nurse 1: Ako ang akong gustong mabana ENGINEER.
Nurse 2: Nganong ENGINEER man?
Nurse 1: Tungod kay ang ENGINEER, sige lang erect ug erect!
Nurse 2: Bitaw no!.... Ako ang akong gusto ACCOUNTANT.
Nurse 3: Naganong ACCOUNTANT man?
Nurse 2: Tungod kay ang ACCOUNTANT, sige lang enter ug enter!
Nurse 3: Mau ba?... Ako ang akong gusto nga mabana DOKTOR gyod.
Nurse 4: Ngano man bi, nga DOKTOR man gyod?
Nurse 3: Tungod kay ang DOKTOR, sige lang inject ug inject!
Nurse 4: Wow, puro man big shot ang inyong gusto. Ako, simple lang.
Nurse 1: Oh kinsa may imong pamanhon bi?
Nurse 4: Gusto kog kanang pure nga BISAYA.
Nurse 2: Ngano man?
Nurse 4: Tungod kay ang BISAYA, gahi ug DILA

-Kung adunahan ka, duna kay "allergy", kung pobre ka, aduna kay "korikong"
-Sa pobre, "nabu-ang', kung adunahan, "nervous breakdown" tungod sa "tension"
-Sa adunahan nga mangawat, ang tawag "kleptomaniac", sa pobre "k******n"
-Kung pobre mosakit ang ulo, ingnon dayon ug "napasmo", pero ug adunahan "migraine"
-Kung pobre, "buktot", pero ug adunahan "scoliotic"
-Kung maid ka nga itomon, tawgon ka ug "negrita", pero kon adunahan ka ug mas itom pa sa sulugo-on ang itawag "morena"
-Kung bisan kinsa lang ang imong ika-date, ingnon ka ug "uwagan" o "burikat", pero kon kwartahan ka ang ilang itawag "game" o "liberated"
-Kung idaran ka nga pobre tawgon ka ug "tiguwang", pero kon datu ang tawag "senior citizen"
-Kung anak ka kwartahan ug dili dayon makakat-on, ang tawag "slow learner" kon anak ka pobre ang tawag nimo "bogo"

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make it a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

Quote from: C2H4 on May 26, 2008, 05:46:03 AM
Dai, gimingaw pud to si swakee nimo. Tug-ani ko kung kinsa nagpa hilak nimo dai, kay among awayon ni swakee.

sus grabi.. kuyawa ba ani nila oi..

hello julai, welcome back.. julai maobato ang nagpahilak nimo..uli nalang october kay expected pod ko ani kay atong sulngon sa CDO..hehehe otro man diay pod..

A young man, a student in one of our universities, was one day taking a walk with a professor, who was commonly called the students' friend, from his kindness to those who waited on his instructions. As they went along, they saw lying in the path a pair of old shoes, which they supposed to belong to a poor man who was employed in a field close by, and who had nearly finished his day's work.

The student turned to the professor, saying: "Let us play the man a trick:
we will hide his shoes, and conceal ourselves behind those bushes, and wait to see his perplexity when he cannot find them."

"My young friend," answered the professor, "we should never amuse ourselves at the expense of the poor. But you are rich, and may give yourself a much greater pleasure by means of the poor man. Put a coin into each shoe, and then we will hide ourselves and watch how the discovery affects him."

The student did so, and they both placed themselves behind the bushes close by. The poor man soon finished his work, and came across the field to the path where he had left his coat and shoes. While putting on his coat he slipped his foot into one of his shoes; but feeling something hard, he stooped down to feel what it was, and found the coin. Astonishment and wonder were seen upon his countenance. He gazed upon the coin, turned it round, and looked at it again and again. He then looked around him on all sides, but no person was to be seen. He now put the money into his pocket, and proceeded to put on the other shoe; but his surprise was doubled on finding the other coin. His feelings overcame him; he fell upon his knees, looked up to heaven and uttered aloud a fervent thanksgiving, in which he spoke of his wife, sick and helpless, and his children without bread, whom the timely bounty, from some unknown hand, would save from perishing.

The student stood there deeply affected, and his eyes filled with tears.
"Now," said the professor, "are you not much better pleased than if you had played your intended trick?"

The youth replied, "You have taught me a lesson which I will never forget. I feel now the truth of those words, which I never understood before: 'It is more blessed to give than to receive.

 

thanks for sharing..nakapahinuklog..ang ako patay na seguro kay hilot raman mostly mananabang is olds na.

bai scott Happy Bday..

Why bicycle shorts are always black?

Quote from: Mari on May 22, 2008, 07:28:48 PM
OT: Ms A ako ng naa sa avatar kadtong wa pa putli akong buhok...

bitaw noh. look alike ka mari ni angel locsin

ehmm wala mag underware, ang hair nakaon sa zipper.. sakit kaya noon..

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 22, 2008, 05:15:14 PM

My lucky number...ug sa poker pa ni gitawag ni ug Four Of A kind.Unsa kaha ni ug sa Piat-piat pa ni?

CONGRATS ms da binsi..

kung sa piat-piat & tsikitsa, quadro na sya.

Quote from: eisojeiram on December 11, 2007, 05:47:21 AM
mingawa mn ning sa BIT oi..
Im an alumni of BIT-Tagbilaran (HS 2002).
My sister graduated last March 2003 (College).
My mother spent her HS at BIT. My father works there B4.
We're a family of BITnians. BIsag d kaayo nindot ang last few months sa ako father sa school, still we thank BIT for where we are now. Thanks Sir Dioning!

kumusta naman si Bro. Dioning?
Basin ka batch nako imong father eisojeiram? unsa may name?
3rd batch manko sa BIT, i have 29 units pero pwerting paita kay tulo ka bldg ang among adtoan kay dili paman establish ang BIT adto, maulaw pami mag soot ug Tshirt with BIT printed sa shirt. kanag main bldg ninyo karon 3 rooms palang na murag primary school bldg.

Quote from: Ginger on May 15, 2008, 08:37:50 PM
Lex, last nalang ka. Usa nalang ug kalimtan na naku ang atong pag hinigalaay. Sige lang kay ug mo reduce naku, di naman sad ka naku tagdon.

Wala'y Jollibee dire uy! Nag ilusyon rako tungod sa ka gutom.

peace zel, LAB U.

nalipong ko tungod sa maka bungol nga kamingaw..

kanang dugo dugo gyod kay magka dugay ug init magkalami, labi nag dad-on sa dagat..walay humba mabilin basta sa dagat dalhon..

wish ko lang matinood graz..

Belated Happy Fiesta sa mangga..
sus nawahi manko oi..wala man goy naninginbita nako..
wala bay inasin nalang diha or mantika nalang..

oi cel, super diet na ba yan..

ako! misab sab lang ko ug gulay..

yup barato ra 1,500 ra gani ang van..pero kay daghan fiesta ron at puno ang barko ug sakyanan seguro mokalit ug taas..

huh! naa diay jollibee diha?

pag redure nalang lagi..

ako nalipong ko kay daghan work plus dok dok..

tnx for posting macky..

Sir Jun, Congrats..

i salute you.. garbo natong mga bolanon at natong mga OFW..

Dear Folks,

        Whoa!!!  Gloria pitching for birth control???  This must be another
of her Glo-jokes.  Wait till Pope Benedict XVI hears about this.  She must
really be pissed off at the Pope for declining an invitation to visit the
Philippines.  I can't blame him.  After all, Archbishop Oscar Cruz declared
Gloria a "public sinner."  Archbishop Cruz vowed not to give Holy Communion
to Gloria and her family members until she confesses all her sins and gives
back the money she stole from the people.  Some people said that Archbishop
Cruz's act was an act of excommunication.  That would probably be the real
reason why the Pope would not visit the Philippines at this time.  It would
really be awkward for the Pope to be seen with a "public sinner."

      Folks, this is going to be a battle royale between Pope Benedict XVI
and  Gloria.

from: perry diaz

sure gyod na.. dili mana mawala basta bibo na..

tnx for sharing pix mari..

duha ka lalaki nangita sa ilang mga asawa nga nawala

bana 1: Unsay nawong atong imong asawa?

bana 2: kuan sya 5'7, 36-24-36, fair, black eyes. ang imong asawa unsa man.

bana 1: kalimti nalang tong ako,pangitaon nato ang imo!!!!

yeahh. ate bambs for bid soon..

huh..sus ko dili gyod ta ligtas bisan asang dapita..

thanks mike..maagni napod tag dayo aning dapita, basig dili madugay naay YATCH na mag overnight diha..

kana paul, mag hire na gyod ug DI ani kalakiha..ako sus sweet music tawon akong nahibaw-an,mo cha cha ug magkalisod na, saon anad man ug special dance inubanan sa mga konsehal..

hehehe sa malingaw lang ha..bisayan version..

KALABASA..

mo kala kala unya basa basa..

sure orchids..

The Great Reframe
by:Haresh Shah

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet.
He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and
dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some
words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money
to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how
things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were u the one
who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'

The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a different way.'

What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'

Do you think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same
thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign
simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky
that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story:

Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

Invite the people towards good with wisdom.
Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets..

When Life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have
1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence.
Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

Don't believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery
to solve not a problem to resolve. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

Enjoy Life.......and Make A Difference.. ...

hala kinsa kaha ang uyab ni asian diri?

True..
kay libre man mi diri..


The next person to post cute..

halos naman tanan lugar sa pinas puro naay international airport.. pero sa akong pagsabot ani dili international airports, international standards ang airport kay wala mangyoy international flyts na mo landing, except, manila, mactan, subic,davao & pampangga