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#501
Jokes and Humor / Re: Hubagism..
January 30, 2012, 09:14:13 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 08:47:41 PM
Aw, kon masakitism
Adto jud sa tinuodism
Nga mananambalism
Dili ni Dr. Lawayism...

;D

lawaynism baratism,
bosikadism ray ogomnism,,
he,he,he,he,he,,


#502
An Israeli health and beauty spa is offering a creepy new service for its customers - Snake Massage. For just $80 you can have large slithering reptiles such as California and Florida king snakes, corn snakes and milk snakes, wriggle down your back and up your spine and across your face. If you dont freak out, it can be soothing experience, as the spa owner Ada Barak will tell you.

Barak figured out several years ago that heavy king and corn snakes produce a relaxing kneading sensation. She says that once people get over any initial misgivings, they find physical contact with the snakes to be stress relieving.
"Some people said that holding the snakes made them feel better, relaxed," she said "One old lady said it was soothing, like a cold compress."...

.........







suwaye kay nag promo....
#503
Jokes and Humor / Re: Hubagism..
January 30, 2012, 03:53:25 PM
manghubagism sige kilaw ginamosmm,
atong panagwayssmm...
paratism makadaotism sa kidneysm,,,,,
#504
Nikāḥ al-Mut‘ah, Nikah el Mut'a (Arabic: نكاح اÙ,,Ù...تعة‎, also Nikah Mut‘ah [literally, "marriage of pleasure"), or sighah, is a fixed-time marriage which, according to the  Usuli Shia schools of Shari‘a (Islamic law),  is a marriage with a preset duration, after which the marriage is automatically dissolved. It has many conditions that can be considered as pre-requisite, similar to that of permanent marriage. It is the second form of Islamic marriage (Nikah). However, it is regarded as haram (prohibited) by Sunnis. This is a highly controversial fiqh topic; Sunnis and Shi‘a hold diametrically opposed views on its permissibility.
#505
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Useful weapon
January 30, 2012, 03:47:33 PM
para nang armasa sa di na maka huna2x og tarong,,he,he,he,,,samot nag tapos s buwan daghan bayronon,,,,he,he,
#506
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 05:58:40 AM
Nanambo nis ahong bintana, Bay Chris, gikan pa tanaman ug kabulakan nangita og kapanibaan...




nang li-li diay ang baki,,bai hubs,,,,ayaw ipa siwil ang parehas kang mayor ha,,kay maalaan og insekto,,he,he,he,
#507
hinomdomi kana ray baki na maalamon,,,,, ;D ;D ;D
#508
Jokes and Humor / Re: Kugihang Aw-aw
January 30, 2012, 03:40:45 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 06:14:03 AM
Kustomer ni sa kasikbit nga massage parlor...



mao pod akong duda kay,,nag unlan gipa ilawman,,,para di halata,,,,he,,he,he,,
#509
Quote from: chicogon on January 30, 2012, 03:46:49 AM
Bitaw pod no? What made Christ say: "I came to throw fire on the earth. I wish it were already kindled. But I have a baptism to be baptized with, and how distressed I am until it is accomplished! Do you think that I have come to give peace in the earth? I tell you, no, but rather division. For from now on, there will be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. They will be divided, father against son, and son against father; mother against daughter, and daughter against her mother; mother-in-law against her daughter-in-law, and daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law."

Luke 12:49-53



dugay najod kong,,wa kasabot aning versikoloha,,,,bisag bisaya pang bibliyaha akong basahon,,,,,,gusto kong makahibalo unsay ipasabot ani sir...............mao ni sagad itira sa mga muslim sa mga kristyan,,,JESUS daw wa mag dala og kalinaw,,,,,
#510
Youtube Replay / Re: Classic Colgate Advertising
January 30, 2012, 03:35:04 PM
Quote from: insurectus on January 30, 2012, 08:34:44 AM
Wa daw baligya colgate - palmolive products sa SM

ngano man?
#511
Quote from: chicogon on January 30, 2012, 10:32:24 AM
Kada tawo lain-lain man ug katoyooan ug panginahanglan... maayo unta duna poy mahabilin ingkaso dunay emergency nga panginahanglan



mao jd sir,,,,unsa on man kong sakto2x ra jd,nya makabaylo panagsa,,,,,magsalig nalang s malomong kasing2x,,,
#512
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
January 30, 2012, 03:32:26 PM
di a pay laing Giant  Telapia.....lami e pretohon sa giant na kawali,,,,,


#513
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
January 30, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
Uso na bitaw mga Giant parehas ni,,,,,





buwah,aha,ha,,ha,ha,ha,ha,,
#514
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
January 30, 2012, 03:28:36 PM
Quote from: chicogon on January 30, 2012, 10:27:02 AM
Ako man gani nanakaon na ug GIANT BOLINAW gikan sa Balingsya hehehe...





nya,,ha,ha,ha,,,dako jamong bolinawa gikan ilang bai bugsay,,,,,,



#515
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
January 30, 2012, 03:27:54 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 09:08:05 AM
Daghan na kaayong giant-giant ron. Sama ani nga giant wild boar...




baktin pa gani na,,,


:o


#516
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 09:29:36 AM
Mosamot katam-is ang pahiyom, hulmigason na...



pino kaayog tinalaan ang chewawa,,he,he,e,,,talinis pag dila,,,,
#517
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 09:31:56 AM
Kon mao ni imong sakyan, maparehas ka ni Bay Chris nga

"Like a dream he flies away, no more to be found"...

;D


nya,,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,,,,,elisan nako taod2x,,he,he,,kay naay mosondog,,he,he,



#519
pangag raba sanilasa,,,, ;D
#520
Jokes and Humor / Re: Kahoy Ni Dagohoy
January 30, 2012, 01:59:44 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 09:55:28 AM
Unsay usok gud? ???



unsa man diay chopstick,,he,he,
#521
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 09:53:50 AM
...tiwasa hangtod sa lubi-lubi, Bay Chris... ;D


wala nako ka sag-o na,,,,unahi,,diha para maka hinomdom ko,,he,he,he
#522
abisyosong baki a,,
#523
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Bad artist
January 30, 2012, 01:52:06 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 10:11:17 AM
Unja nagsigi pa jud ug kawhat og kinaadman? ::)



para mapon an,,,,he,he,he,,mo awas na madugay,,,
#524
absent man lagi ka gahapon bai hubs,,
#525
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2012, 09:27:17 AM
Hmm, basin mao ni ilang P.E. ::)



NYA,,ha,ha,ha,,,
#526
kong insik pa sila,,,naa diha spratlys ang para eso,,,he,he,he,,
#527
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Minjo,,
January 29, 2012, 08:00:13 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 25, 2012, 08:30:29 PM
Bwahaha! Nagtakoban diay...



daghan sige takoban,,,naay baki gani,,,imong migo,,,,,,,
#528
diha rapod sila manakop daplin karsada,,kong seryoso ning manakopay,,,mo adto sila sa mga hilit na lugar,,,,asa man dapita ang furniture town of bohol,,toa didto dakponon daghan,,,nganong naa man pod tagaan permit?,,wa gihapon potol japon na tugasa,,,
#529
Jokes and Humor / Re: Liwat Galing
January 29, 2012, 07:55:32 PM
Quote from: chicogon on January 29, 2012, 07:34:12 PM
Naa man lagi blackeye wa kaha na sila gikan magdumog?




nagduwa man gikan og baseball ,,naigo rana sa bola,,,iyang ig bit2x,,,he,he
#530
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 09, 2011, 08:04:52 PM
 


:-X



nanakop napod ka baki bai hubs,,dis a napod kaha ka gikan,,
#531
kana karon kay naa pamay kwarta,,,lahi ra gyud kong natural ang kaanyag kay maka dayeg ka,,,,y dungog kong artisyal ra,,
#532
aw mao diay na sija,,he,he,,
#533
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on December 12, 2011, 01:20:46 PM

Sharon Cuneta When 14 Years Young


guapa man diay,,di pa jumbo....
#534
maayo man show,,,tig tan aw pod ko,,,,
#535
naa diay silay video??idol diay si hayden,,,,,,,,unsa kahay tinood ani nila,,,murag sad an ang milayas,,
#536
si charice na???gi photoshop no,,
#537
angayan lang sab nga mo donate sila,,
#538
Clarin - Bohol / Re: what's new?
January 29, 2012, 03:14:07 PM
municipal siguro oi,,,toa mang ang pondo,,,
#539
potol ulo dayon,, ::) ::) ::)
#540
maayo rang nasakpan oi,, ;D
#541
Jokes and Humor / Re: Kugihang Aw-aw
January 29, 2012, 03:06:21 PM
Quote from: chicogon on January 29, 2012, 04:44:07 AM


Labon ning usa getapol



gikapoy rana,,
#542
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
January 29, 2012, 03:05:13 PM
dakong pang lolong diay na.
#543
kong ipatuman ning bala ura,,satanan gyud unta,,kadaghan nag potol anang kahuya,,adto mos loboc paingon bilar,,panakop didto,,naay daghan,,,
#544
na warat na pagkahumang inday piolo,,,,
#545
Youtube Replay / Re: Classic Colgate Advertising
January 29, 2012, 02:56:23 PM
ayos a,,,unsang tuiga ni? 8)
#546
Jokes and Humor / Re: Liwat Galing
January 29, 2012, 02:54:20 PM
Quote from: chicogon on January 29, 2012, 04:45:35 AM






kani akong ganaham kay bootan kaayo ang dog tan awon,,
#547
maayo untag,masulbad gyud ang kaso ,hatag hustisya
#548
lisod gyud,masulbad,kay polis kasagaran e sulti,,gipanid an pag kaso,daw,,handtod nalang mo abot pila ka tuig naniid pa gihapon..he,he,,,sayang ang pondo sa goberno ma uhon,,napaingon sa bulsang lawom,,,
#549
kakogi og swerti nag koyog,,mahayay jd,,,
#550
Quote from: bolanon kaaju on January 28, 2012, 03:00:42 PM
tinood na malooy bitaw ko magtanaw pero morag wa sila magbaton ug maayong panghunahuna nga maong ninglangyaw sila para mosenso ug makatigom ug ubayubay nga puhonan aro ikapuhonan ug unsang mga negosyoha ilang gustong itukod. inig uli mopalit dayon ug mga stereo, dagkon TV mga kwentas nga dagko pas plato ang medalyon ug mga butang nga way hinungdan...unya ug di makabalik maprenda tanan balik na pod sa uno...


tinood jd,,na,,pero labihay napod og dakong pas  plato ooi,,he,he,,,bitaw di man parehas panginahanglanon nato matag usa,,,lisod pog nan ang kwarta idlas kaayo,,,
#551
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hi I'm Julieta!
January 28, 2012, 02:45:26 PM
hapit nyag sige ha,,,,W.........E.................L..........C............O.........M..................E
#552
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2012, 10:38:34 AM
hehe, Bai Chris, tinuod diay ang gi ingon , "You cannot choose your parents...."

:)

Bai sir,,,kong makapili man galing,,,mao gihapon akong pili on,,,
#553
Quote from: statesville on January 27, 2012, 03:18:14 AM
kanang Tejero sukad pa gyud kaniadto nga lugar sa mga tang-an,   ::)

gika bilin2x ang mga dagon madame;,,sa tejero,
#554
mao ra na hilig og tongko,,,he,he,,,ig agaw ra,,,he,he, ;D
#555
kaila man ko ana?nya,,
#556
kong mao ni tanan mga medical employe dali ra maayong pasenyenti kay mga hayag kaayog mga nawong,,,
#557
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2012, 10:52:39 AM


Kinsa man ni sila duha beh?

kano kaayong klaro,,,
#558
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2012, 09:29:39 AM
Their facial expressions in this photo is priceless. Adorable baby and adorable doggie.

nindot no,,makalingaw kaayo,,
#559
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2012, 10:51:46 AM
Murag ang baby si Hubag , ang Iro si Bugsay...

buwha,ha,ha,ha,,ha,,,,
#560
Science and Research / Re: New discover species.
January 28, 2012, 02:17:50 PM
ganahan gani ko,,he,he,
#561
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Single and Married
January 28, 2012, 02:16:15 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2012, 09:35:26 AM
Murag under de saya man ning "fighting cock" :P

Gi sumbag2x ang bana sa asawa...intawn...luoya pod.

wala siguro mo remit,,,,he,he,,,
#562
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Single and Married
January 28, 2012, 02:15:10 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2012, 10:49:35 AM
haha og ing ana ang asawa, mas maayo di ta maminyo! :P

he,he,he,he,he,he,,,
#563
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Single and Married
January 28, 2012, 02:14:28 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2012, 09:30:38 AM
Bai Chris,

Minyo na ba ka o bachlorado pa ka?

minyo naman sir,,he,he,he,he,,,ngano man diay,,
#564
hilig jod na siyag ingon ana nga position bisag magloto,,parehas ani,,,,,,,,,,,,

#565
mao siguro nay iyang kapalit sa white flower,,simhot2x,,,he,he,he,he,,
#566
he,he,he,he,he,,,,ingon ana jod na sila kay pantay man tanan sa ila lalaki og babaye,,level hasta mga ingon ana sitwasyon,,,
#567
ni inom na daan og diatab nya nikaon pajod og saging,,,,
#569
Science and Research / New discover species.
January 26, 2012, 06:06:07 PM


A handout of a potentially new water beetle species: Oocyclus sp. This waterfall beetle from Venezuela is similar to a new species found on a granite inselberg (a type of mountain) in Suriname. This species was discovered by scientists working with Conservation International's Rapid Assessment Program in southwest Suriname in August and September



A handout of a possible new species: Hypsiboas sp. (nickname "cowboy frog") that has white fringes along the legs and a spur on the heel. The frog was discovered low on a small branch during a night survey in a swampy area west of the RAP base camp at the Koetari River during Conserva



e river it lives in is full of huge piranhas, so it must be well defended. One of the local guides was about to snack on this fish, until the experts preserved it as a scientific specimen. Only a handful of Pseudacanthicus specimens are known from Suriname, and this is the first from the Sipaliwini River



Katydid (Copiphora longicauda) observed during Conservation International's Rapid Assessment Program in southwest Suriname in August and September 2010. Katydids tend to stay within small
#570
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Single and Married
January 26, 2012, 05:55:37 PM
mao daw ni kalainan sa single og married....


#571
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 26, 2012, 05:06:39 PM
Reklamo ang bungi aning pakusog. Niya pa:

"Adto ko Mutuan, akay ko nyep, otenta mlete. Utog ayo dagan, totoytotoy lang, wa brip-brip. Abot kurbada, iyut mitaw ligid, ah, mômô mi. Da, mungì lagi mi."

;D

ABIG kog nisyaget  og hala ngige akusnge pa anagad,,bahala mga bunge....


#572
ngano man sad inglis manang balaod sa pinas god,,na PILIPINO man ta,,,kong tagalog pana or pinolongang PILIPINO gyud,,daghan masabot apil nako,,,,ngano manang silingan nasod di makabalo inglis asenso man parehas sa china,,,english ba diay na ilang saligang batas pagkasuwat deli,,,japan,,thailang malaysia,vietnam,,,diba,,,,,nganong kinahanglan paman ta inglish sa balaod,,,,,usa pa labi daghana balaod,,,,,daghan kaayo sa mga tawo,,,wala kabalo balaod diay na,,unsay kaposlanan ana,,,,kada adlaw na sial himo balaod siguro,,pero asa man ta dapit ron????labing daghana wa kasabot anang kaso ni corona karon....
#573
walay arti2x sakay dayon,,he,he,he,, :P :P
#574
Talk of the Town / Re: Where is Palparan
January 26, 2012, 04:31:48 PM
kapoy ning manga ingon aning kaso oi,,,unsa may tinood ani gd,,sauna si gringo hunasan patong2x ang kaso,,,,asa naman kaso ron,,,diba wanted man siya sauna,,nganong free as a bird man karon senador paman gani to,,,,,sunod si lacson nilayas murder ang kaso,,,wanted pod,,oh,asa naman ang kaso ron,,,na cancel paman ang iyang passport,,,o nganongnakabalik man,?nag fake diay siyag passport,,nganong wala man silote,,nganong nabasura man ang kaso???makalibog wala tana kabalo unsay tinood aning naa goberno,,,mao ra gihapon mahitabo  ani,palparan,,ma free gihapon na siya,,,,tungod kay daghan pang na una niya nga example poros na ka ekyas sa priso,,,trillanes  si general LIm,,,oh nganong ka buhi mana,,klaro kaayong rebilyon ilang gibuhat,,,,bisan pag maingon ta nga si Gloria di maayo,,pero kong army ka naa kay gipa nompaan sa mga katawhan or goberno,,,sa ilang gibuhat klaro kaayo rebilyon,,,poros na sila propisyonal,,di ba diay madala og storya lang???????????????????ambot ani,,,,,
#575
number 24 and 2
#576
looya sa dog,,,
#577
Jokes and Humor / Re: Yoga Dog
January 26, 2012, 04:20:00 PM
cute kaayo murag tawo,,he,he,he,he,,naay kahawig ani,, ;D ;D ;D
#578
Jokes and Humor / Re: Yoga Monkey
January 26, 2012, 04:19:06 PM
uso laging yoga karon,,,,sa ubos toang baki nag yoga pod,,
#579
Jokes and Humor / Re: Yoga Frog
January 26, 2012, 04:18:13 PM
ang akong yoga cat,,imo mang gi alasan,,he,he,he
#580
dihay ka usa nagsakay kog jeep,,perting kosoga jd,,samot na kay batan on pang driver,,unya duha ang ka gukod,,depasayro an pod,,,,,naajod ni reklamo pasahero nag dala bata na gamay,,ija jod gi ingnan driver na dong,kong di ka magpahinay,,mona og nalang me,,,,,,nipahinay jd ang driver pero na mog ot ang nawong,,he,he,he,he,,
#581
Unsa on man gyud nang nag apas man sa mosakay,,,kwarta man jd gi huna2x,,,,kinsa man pod ganahan ma disgrsya god,,maayo na naay tig pahinomdom nila,,gani,,,
#582
pArehas jd mo nawong sa imong papa sir...
#583
unsay meaning BP/GCCF?
#584
Quote from: chicogon on January 26, 2012, 06:49:45 AM
Hehehe... ako ni e repost Bay Hubs



apile bahalina sa leyte,,,,
#585
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Worse Ooops!
January 26, 2012, 04:06:55 PM
Quote from: chicogon on January 26, 2012, 12:15:44 PM
Kanang wala maghawid ug unlan....  ;D




klarixs na jamo,,,he,,he,he,he,,
#586
DUGAY nahuman sir kay taas man ang bridge,,he,he,he,,nya kada eleksyon rapod mo gawas ang korsanada paghmo og tulay....
#587
Quote from: islander on January 25, 2012, 10:13:51 PM
hehe, lingaw diay kaayo ta sa putak-putak ani...

samtang y lingaw nag  lingaw2x...
#588
Youtube Replay / Re: Vampire Diaries
January 25, 2012, 10:44:06 PM
Quote from: islander on January 25, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
e, bag-o na diay kag bisyo? ;D 

og laayo jamo,,y lingaw,,,,,naa ka diha sumpay..?
#589
ha,,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,,,naay secret door,,
#590
Youtube Replay / Vampire Diaries
January 25, 2012, 09:53:07 PM





Kinsay naay season 3 panghatag...
#591
Quote from: islander on January 25, 2012, 09:28:35 PM
tingali bayag naay overspeeding poulty... ;D

maingon,,,
#592
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Worse Ooops!
January 25, 2012, 09:45:37 PM
Quote from: islander on January 25, 2012, 09:33:16 PM
tigmo:  kinsa nilang duha ang naka-eget?  :P

tan awa kinsay anggid,,he,he,he
#593
Jokes and Humor / Re: Yoga Cat..
January 25, 2012, 09:15:07 PM
sige kay ,,mamalhin pako sa akong kabaw,,kalimot hinoon ko da,,gumikan sa TB..
#594
Jokes and Humor / Re: Na injured kay nanongkab...
January 25, 2012, 09:13:35 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 25, 2012, 09:00:45 PM
Aw, abi nakog gabaksyon sa Bawingsya kay absent man diris TB...



nagpa init patos ilawom bai hubs,,,,
#595
balik ta sa overspeeding oi,,,he,he,,simang napod,da..
#596
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 25, 2012, 09:02:41 PM
Aw, di diay to ikaw kon maohon. Kadtong kanhi pitopito ray nasakto...



murag di nako kahinomdom kanus a ko na member,,pero pag first di kaayo ko active man,,,na discover nako ning TB gumikan kay research kog poultry,,nya nabasa nako post ni Raquel man siguro to,,,asa naman siya ron?wa na mobalik pod,,
#597
Jokes and Humor / Re: Ha ha ha ha
January 25, 2012, 09:06:48 PM
member ba si mayor ani,,?tingalig nag hapa2x nato,,atngan ta inig naog sapantalan,,
#598
ayaw nalang oi,,kay about raba na sa religion napod,,,unyag ma plantingan hinoon tag timebomb na mura,,
#599
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Bad artist
January 25, 2012, 09:03:09 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 25, 2012, 08:57:21 PM
Abilidaran jud diay kon maohon...




aw oh,,taas nag naabot god,,,
#600
Jokes and Humor / Re: Yoga Cat..
January 25, 2012, 09:01:59 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 25, 2012, 08:59:28 PM
Hmm, morag iyang gisimhot bay kon mawos na ba... ;D



kuwag pa kono gamay hapit na ma ginamos,,,paton ogan pag usang gabie..