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I asked.

Your task is to identify what kind of kinhason is in each picture.

False.  I already have.

The next person to post has just bet on Manny Pacquiao.

Got this in my email.  (I just wish I could include the graphics.) 

There were two nuns.. 

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), 

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). 

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. 

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for 
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. 

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes 
at the most! What can we do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. 

SM: It's not working. 

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only 
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. 

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and 
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. 

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is 
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. 

Then Sister Logical arrives. 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! 
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. 
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run 
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. 

SM: And? 

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. 

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do. 
I lifted my dress up. 

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do 
He pulled down his pants. 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then? 

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? 
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man 
with his pants down. 

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, 

Say two Hail Marys!

Quote from: orChids on March 13, 2008, 09:34:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoZqmruZkHA&feature=related

I'm sorry girl.

Can you repeat your answer, Miss South Carolina?

Quote from: grazie7y on March 13, 2008, 05:38:58 AM
Paul, mo tugnaw baya pod gamay ba diha sa ato panahon pasko!

Tugnaw man gani karon.   Labina sayo sa buntag.  Mabati naho ang katugnaw sa ice nga nahilis gikan sa mga mabugnawng dapit sa kalibutan.

Protacio, Peregrina, Purisima

This is my new guess (pwede man kuno kay na-invalidate ang guesses in the previous thread): 132,058 posts.

Quote from: Ginger on March 12, 2008, 05:41:51 PM
Unya di mag sinina matulog.

Uyyyy!!!!!!

Where I am (and this means Bohol), it seems there are no seasons anymore.  Summer na man kuno pero sige'g uwan.  Anyway, my answer is summer.

  This is the first time I've seen this and I have to say that this reminds of another actual beauty pageant boo-boo.

"Me, join this contest?  Why did I?  Thank you."

vegetables (not that I eat them much)

Would you rather fart in public or puke in public?

luxury

lux (1 sec)

indentation

Nagpahuway lang to si Si.

English ug Binisaya ra man gihapon nang among pinulongan.

D.O., daku ang diperensiya sa prangka ug sa bastos.  If what you're only after is a monetary prize, then maybe Tubag Bohol is not the place for you.  Try to be more considerate.

True.  But I have a rather eclectic taste that runs from the intellectually engaging to the unbelievably stupid.

The next person to post loves the culinary arts.

Omelette.  But perhaps with rice.

Would you rather have karne-norte or piniritong buwad?

Coffee.

Would you rather talk silly nothings or just look at each other saying nothing. (after dinner)

Wine.  (Panagsa ra gud.)

Would you rather have mango float or mocha ice cream for dessert?

If by theater you mean a play, musical, or any stage presentation, then the theater.  Nothing beats live performances.

Would you rather cook for someone special or have someone special cook for you?

Comedy.

Would you rather listen to music or read a good book?

Many acquaintances but a few close friends.

Stroll and talk.

Would you rather eat pizza or shawarma?

Beach!

Would you rather hike five kilometers on hilly terrain or run a hundred kilometers on flat terrain?

True.

The next person to post wants to hit random people with a bat.

Oh.  Thanks, Ging.

Hmmmm....kung manok bisaya, chicken is the hands-down winner.  Otherwise, it will have to be pork.

Would you rather snorkel or scuba dive?

Ging, kapoy baya pud.  Magpahuway gud pud ta usahay.  Pero kung gusto nimo, ato na lang kanunayon?

I didn't know that there's a flu vaccine.  I am honestly surprised. 

True.   But I'm more disappointed than I am upset.

The next person to post has a cold.

Happy Birthday diay pud to Maricel!

Ani lagi masagunto sa X.

Xaviera

Quote from: grazie7y on February 19, 2008, 02:24:18 PM
O Gem pero basin didto ta sa Siquijor dalhon sa atong silhig! hahahaha  Na tsolokoy naman ta ani oi!

Duol na man pud ang Siquijor sa Bohol.

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 18, 2008, 11:12:42 PM
Dear _ _ _ _ _ ,

I just wish to thank you again for being so generous to me when we were classmates in high school. I don't know how to thank you enough, but all I know is that you helped me a great deal so I would be able to hurdle our Math subject.

Salamat sa imong pag-explain naho sauna unsa nang square root ug XY minus XZ equals XYZ minus square root of 5/7.

Kapusnga-pusnga intawon ko inig moingon na si Ma'am: "Get one half sheet of paper crosswise."

Unja molingi dajon ko nimo ug mohunghung: "Naa ba kay one half crosswise?" You never gave me one half but the whole sheet of paper.

Kung tigumon tong papel nga imong gihatag nako, usa na seguro ka wampad. (the way we pronounced the phrase before when we were in the elementary).

Today I have something to tell you which I'm sure that you never knew. Kadto bitawng modutdot ko ug tapad ug lingkod nimo aron mangupya sa Algebra, sige man ko kakita sa garter sa imong panty.

Unsaon man pud nga di man nimo arpelenan tong imong sayal. Di pud ko makaingon nga gitujo to nimo aron lang pud makakita ko sa garter sa imong panty.

Mo-offer unta ko ug arpelen aron maserhan tong giwil sa imong sayal duol sa bulsa, pero di pud ko buot nga mainsulto unja ka ug moingon nako: "Nganong nakakita man ka nga naay buslot? Nanglili ka no?" Mao to nga gahilom-hilom nalang ko.

Tungod adtong imong garter sa panty, hapit intawon ko nabagsak sa Math kay di man ko makatunong ug compute sa square root.


All the best,
M. L.

Mike, sus kung mabasahan ning maong love letter aning bajeha, mabugto jud ang garter.

Happy Birthday, Ma'am Lumine!!!   I wish you all the best.  It's nice to see Matt smile again.

Get well soon, Ate Nale.  I was worried pagbasa naho sa topic title og naunsa na ka.  I'm not happy that you have the flu but I'm happy that it's just that and nothing else.

124,579 ka post. hehe

I had to dig this up from my kaban of kaligutgot.  This was written some twelve years ago as a letter but not having had the guts to own up to it or to give it to whom it was written for, it ended up published as a poem and with someone else's name as author.

My love, there is something I want to tell you.  I do not feel all right. 
Yesterday, when you left me by the gatepost, something broke within me.  It felt as shapr as the breaking of glass against glass.  And as desperate, as silent, as hopeless.
There is a pane that separates us.  It is invisible, like glass.  Through it I can almost touch you and live in the eternity of a moment with you.
Your eyes are diamonds set against the night of the black crow, my love.

Quote from: jaja on February 18, 2008, 04:49:43 PM
hahahah!!! grabee..lawm kau nga mga pulong..hahahah....salute jd ko nimo mike!

Welcome back, Jaja.  Someone here has been looking for you.

Indiana Jones

Quote from: Bambi on February 18, 2008, 12:01:06 AM
Bantay ka diha Paul kay mouli ra ba si Miga sa July Grand EB...ka thrilling ba ini oi!

Mangatubang pa gani ko, Ate Bambs.

Quote from: Glen on February 16, 2008, 03:52:18 PM
Sorry kaayo guys kay sa 2 og tulo kabook puro jod nasuhong before Valentines. False alarm jod galing next month napod.
Layag ra diay kuno to. Sorry kaayo ha?

Who knows, there may be someone else here who's expecting. Nagpahipi lang.

Karsunsilyo; presko kaayo.

Coffee or sikwate?

Mike, I was hoping you'd know.

Question: Who's the first TB member other than Mike?

Quote from: Barbaro on February 16, 2008, 11:43:05 PM
Dear silingan,

Nakahinumdum ka paba nga kita pay high school sa atong dapit akoy 3rd ikaw ang 2nd year, bisan ug nag huwa ta ug usa ka buntod silingan pa gihapon ta, aron ka masayod bisan layo ako kang agion aron duha ta mo eskwela kay ako kunoy bantay nimo sa school ingon imong amahan sa akong tatay sa 3 months palang natong panag uban bisan tuod magabihan ta tungod sa YDT maghulatanaw gyod ta, wala lang damha nga mibati nako ug unsa bato gugma bato or unsa basta kulbaan ko kung makita na nako ang inyong sandajong sa inyong balay,ilabi nag mogawas ka na uniform ug nagkayamokat ang polbos sa imong nawong, unya kitang duha mangatawa..wala ko manguyab nimo pero murag kita na kay dili manka mobalibad ug akbayan nako bisan hapit nata mangahulog sa pang pang. unya miabot nata ug 4 months na murag dili na nato ma completo ang adlaw nga dili nata magkuyug kay misalig nako imong amahan, unya sa wala lang damha wawog dapit sa inyoha sa may kawayanan giatngan ko sa imong amahan na nagtakin ug sundang kay nag duda na nato nga tagdugay tang dili manguli, ug gipasidan-an ko nga ug unsay mahitabo akoy manubag patyon ko sa imong amahan kay ig agaw kuno ta. wala na kuyapi imong amahan nga nangutana ko sa akong lolo ug lola ug paryinti bata, misabat akong lolo nga dili gani kuno mo namo ig-ampo.

Nagpasalamat ko nimo kay ikaw nag kat-on nako ug unsay gugma..aw gugmang giatay diay.

__________

Wa nimo baliki ang amahan sa ila, 'lex, ug gi-ingnan nga, matud sa imong lolo, di man diay mo parente?

Unsa na pud ni?     Human na-abrihan ang duha ka purtahan, ania na puy pang-kaslon.   

Quote from: st. agnes on February 16, 2008, 06:47:54 PM
Paul! ug nganong wala ka ka huna-huna nako! hap!
hehehehehe joke!

Upat ra man kuno, Els.

Four jobs I have had in my life:
    1. puso-maker for our silingan who had a stall at Sky's the Limit
    2. proofreader
    3. editor
    4. program development officer

Four places I have lived:
    1. Bilar, Bohol
    2. Tagbilaran, Bohol
    3.
    4.

Four places I have been:
    1. Mindanao
    2. Tacloban
    3. Baguio
    4. Tagaytay

Four of my favorite foods:
    1. Rice
    2. Manok Bisaya gi-halang-halang, gi-adobo, gi-sugba, gi-tuwa
    3. Dugo-Dugo
    4. Pansit Bihon

Four places I'd rather be:
    1. Anda, Bohol
    2. Balicasag, Panglao, Bohol
    3. Cabilao, Loon, Bohol
    4. Batanes

Four friends or relatives I think will respond first:
They already have.
    1. Ginger
    2. Bambi
    3. Barbaro
    4. Svetlana

Basin og return on investment ang duha ka anak nga nadugang, Glen.

Welcome, Bayay!

Congrats, Gai and Bran!  I wish you both all the best!

Nina

Quote from: Ginger on February 15, 2008, 04:52:48 AM

Does this stand for "Son of the P_ _ _"?  Abbreviated mixed language cursing?

emptiness

nest, mess, piss, temp, time, emit, mite, site, sin, sine, tine, pit, pine, sent, ten, mine, mint, men, tin, met, mete, mist, pee, seep, pie, tip (2 min 45 sec)  Salamat, Ging.

subterfuge

Tubaga, Ging.

Quote from: svetlana on February 14, 2008, 09:41:04 AM
hhhhmmm meaning? hey, are you suggesting that I join a nunnery?

No.  I just wanted to point out that, under certain circumstances, nuns can leave their respective order and get married.

Quote from: Ginger on February 14, 2008, 04:18:49 PM

habal-habal with pick-up

Naunsa na man ni?  Nagtagurha na ma'g next word.

contravene

caret, cane, vane, crave, crate, tear, rate, rat, art, tar, eat, tea, vent, cone, coat, core, cove, cover, covet, trove, over, oven, nave, rave, aver, convert, race, acre, ear, are, rote, tore, event, even, never, raven, carven (3 min and 22 sec)

exorcist

rose, exist, core, sit, sic, rice, rise, sire, tire, rite, rest, set, stir, sex, six, sir, cost, cries, tries, exit, sect (2 min and 10 sec)

invitational

Thanks, Mike.  And thanks, too, to the donor!!!

Leopoldo, Leonora, Leonides (ug ang iyang 300 ka paresan og mga Spartan) hehehe

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 13, 2008, 07:30:54 PM
Kinsa man kaha ni ang gipasabot ni Paul?

Mike, sikreto para bibo.  

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 13, 2008, 07:30:54 PM
Pagkadaghan ra ug tanghaga aning Tubag Bohol.

Usa na ka ani, Mike.

Quote from: Ginger on February 13, 2008, 07:56:36 PM
puno sa gugma gyud ning TB.

Ging, MO LANG!!!

_____,

There are so many things I want to tell you but right now I just want to say “Thank you.” for the times that you were there for me.
You are my constant expectation.  The mere sight, or sound, or scent, or heat, or touch, or thought of you gives me pleasure and puts a smile on my face.  And when I see you hurt or in pain all I want to do is hold you in my arms and be the shoulder you cry on.  If only. 
I long for you to whisper into my ear.  I long to look into your eyes until there is no need for words.  I long for the taste of you.  I long for the warmth of you.  I long to make love to you.
You make me strong.  You make me brave.  You make me want to be the kind of man who deserves you.  I dare to do the things that frighten me if it means being where you are. 
I cannot say in words what I feel for you but I hope you will understand when I tell you with the only words I can.
You mean the most to me.  And, yes, I love you.

All that I am is yours without condition,

And what about the main question, Bran?  Naminjo na ba si Jaja?

buttress

burst, butt, rest, rust, trust, best, stub, bust, rub, rut, strut, set, but, buss, bus, sub, butter (2 min and 8 sec)

repatriation

Isidoro, Isadora

That it's all right for a female who has joined a religious order to leave said religious order and enter a marriage as long as she has not professed a perpetual vow of celibacy.

Quote from: svetlana on February 12, 2008, 09:27:57 AM
sus, grabe! no second thoughts o! hehehe basta si Hazel na jud lagi. tsk tsk peace Paul!

Peace, Sheila!

Kaluoy sa naawahi.

Hmmmm........ Unsa kaha ni?

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 11, 2008, 10:16:06 AM
We are tracking our site visitors using Google Analytics software.
This data is based on the number of visitors that came to
Tubag Bohol from January 10, 2008 to February 9, 2008 (my father's birthday).

Thank you for your continued support and for inviting friends to join Tubag Bohol. Here's the list of countries. (The number refers to repeat and unique visitors).

1.    
Philippines
   3,942    
2.    
United States
   3,580    
3.    
Germany
   631    
4.    
Canada
   512    
5.    
Japan
   351    
6.    
Thailand
   329    
7.    
Saudi Arabia
   262    
8.    
Norway
   244    
9.    
Denmark
   238    
10.    
Sweden
   174    
11.    
United Arab Emirates
   150    
12.    
United Kingdom
   150    
13.    
Switzerland
   104    
14.    
China
   76    
15.    
Australia
   62    
16.    
Singapore
   56    
17.    
Tanzania
   56    
18.    
Belgium
   53    
19.    
Bermuda
   44    
20.    
South Korea
   38    
21.    
Taiwan
   35    
22.    
Qatar
   30    
23.    
Malaysia
   29    
24.    
Ireland
   26    
25.    
Italy
   24    
26.    
New Zealand
   19    
27.    
(not set)
   17    
28.    
Hong Kong
   17    
29.    
Netherlands
   13    
30.    
Spain
   13    
31.    
France
   12    
32.    
Vietnam
   11    
33.    
Kuwait
   11    
34.    
Austria
   10    
35.    
Turks and Caicos Islands
   10    
36.    
India
   10    
37.    
Guam
   10    
38.    
Israel
   7    
39.    
Macao
   7    
40.    
Finland
   6    
41.    
Turkey
   6    
42.    
Iceland
   5    
43.    
Brazil
   5    
44.    
Cyprus
   4    
45.    
Bahrain
   4    
46.    
Indonesia
   4    
47.    
Portugal
   4    
48.    
Jordan
   3    
49.    
Ivory Coast
   3    
50.    
Oman
   3    
51.    
Nigeria
   3    
52.    
Chile
   3    
53.    
Poland
   2    
54.    
Egypt
   2    
55.    
Cayman Islands
   2    
56.    
Hungary
   2    
57.    
Brunei
   2    
58.    
Morocco
   2    
59.    
Jamaica
   2    
60.    
Bulgaria
   2    
61.    
Greece
   2    
62.    
Dominican Republic
   2    
63.    
Pakistan
   2    
64.    
Iran
   1    
65.    
Bahamas
   1    
66.    
Croatia
   1    
67.    
Nepal
   1    
68.    
Northern Mariana Islands
   1    
69.    
Yemen
   1    
70.    
Libya
   1    
71.    
Kenya
   1    
72.    
El Salvador
   1    
73.    
Romania
   1    
74.    
Cambodia
   1    
75.    
Russia
   1    
76.    
Iraq
   1    
77.    
Ukraine
   1    
78.    
Luxembourg
   1    
79.    
Marshall Islands
   1    
80.    
Costa Rica
   1    
81.    
Slovakia
   1    
82.    
Netherlands Antilles
   1    
83.    
Togo
        1

Keep on inviting your friends to join Tubag Bohol. 

Worldwide na gajud!!!   We even have one from Irag.

Ford

Romeo, Rudolph, Roger, Ronald, Rose, Rolando, Rita, Reinerio, Restituto, Rigoberto

Quote from: Ginger on February 11, 2008, 07:29:51 PM
How about dog names? Naa mi dog sa una nga si quer-quer.

hahahaha

Quitorio, Quitoriano, Quitoriana

How about Q? (Kadtong sa Star Trek)

Swerte lang jud lagi, Ging.  We were told that, late afternoons, they usually would glide about in the area.

False (I'm wishing it's Friday, the day after Valentines.)

The next person to post was grossed out by Sweeney Todd.

Paul, Peter, Pandolfo, Purisima, Primavera, Prince, Princess, Princesita

Sure. Whatever works, Ging.

In the Ramon Magsaysay Park, which is a part of the Rajah Sikatuna Protected Landscape.  The Park itself is situated in Bilar.

Nida, Norman, Nicolas, Nicole, Nancy

Yes, it is, Ging.   You should have seen it make its way as it raked itself up the tree with its claws one limb after the other.

Quote from: Ginger on February 11, 2008, 06:30:17 PM
Paul, pabasaha unya ko ha?

Mosugat man gani ko'g ikaw ang ma-una og basa kaysa naho, Ging.  Ang aho lang nga mahiuli kanaho ang libro uban kanimo.

Matuman ang inyong gusto.

I hope you can make out the kagwang in both pictures.


kagwang sa kahoy


kagwang naglupad

Svetlana, ok ra man siguro basta di lang ka maka-profess og perpetual vows.

Quote from: insurectus on February 07, 2008, 07:57:10 PM
sagbot man kaayo to dapit sa chapel maayo to likod sa gym
ang mga pi-ong daghan jud remembrance nahimong kan-anan
katulgan, boxing arena og uban pa

Insurectos, suheto jud ka's binuhatan didto da!

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 06, 2008, 12:05:15 AM



wahahahhaha! ikaw na sad ang selosan ni banana? wahahahhaha

sa una ra to Paul, hadlok dagway sha sa una ilogon ko sa ijang igsoon. Bujaaagi! Ana man gud ang mga puti nga baje diri, easy to get. abi nija ing ana ming mga pinay! katok jud!

So it wasn't the book he was jealous for?  Ok, Belle, as Svetlana posted above, wa na niy bawiay.  

Seriously, if you do plan on disposing of the book as you say you are, I'll pm you my mailing address.   Daghan kaayong salamat, Belle.

Naa unta puy kagwang pero di man maila sa picture, wa na lang naho giapil.

Si Max Alvarado
Gisud sa kaldero
Nahimong champorado

Thanks, Belle and Ging (), for the compliments.  Perting bukara sa atong atay karon. 

And, yes, the "melo" is the civet cat in English.   That one is for GEC348.

Heracleo, Hermogenes

Quote from: Ginger on February 05, 2008, 09:15:10 PM
Hide lang imuha diha.

WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!  
( hehe  Hadlukan man gud ko'g horror, Ging. )

JDV is right.  There was corruption.  There still is.  And his accusations against Arroyo and her kin prove that he was, is, and, perhaps, always will be party to it.