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Quote from: chicogon on December 06, 2011, 05:05:04 PM
Matud pas iring, "Gusto ko mamahimong Ariel..." 

Hmm, pwede pud imbis mermaid, kini (parehas ra bag kolor sa iyang gihanduraw)...

Naay ikasumpay si Bugsay ani, pero mauwaw lang siya...

Quote from: bugsay on December 06, 2011, 04:13:45 PM
bowbow isugnod.....hahaha

He he, labong diay jamo...

Quote from: statesville on December 06, 2011, 03:07:48 PM
Bitaw dailos sakay sa palwa, akong  apuhan sa una magyawyaw,
"Mga letse mong mga bataa mo maungas gyud nang inyong dagway"..hahahaha

Delikado bitaw ang mga batang babaye magpadailos, basin naay parte sa lawas nga makaw-itan...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on December 06, 2011, 12:52:58 PM
Adto mi mangahoy usahay sa katungganan( mangrove swamp). Kadtong patay nga sanga perti ka siga,

Nindot bitaw kay dugay pud maugdaw ang baga, gahi man gud nga kahoy...

He he, Binugsay man ning mga tubaga...

Relaxation hangtod sa kahangtoran hinuon ang naani...

Sa hitsura lang daan, dagan na ko...

Bwahaha! Way kuyaw kon batoon, protektado ang bagolbagol...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on December 05, 2011, 11:00:07 PM
Monggos sinubakang buwad

Sinubakag lansang, este, buwad bulinaw?

Kakyut...

Quote from: chicogon on December 05, 2011, 05:59:58 AM
Made in Valencia kini, ayaw unta ka palaw
Hain na ba katong bungoton nga amaw
Mangingisda'ng tig BUGSAY apan walay kahibaw
HUBAG ang nawong sa ISLA nigimaw

Hmm, hymn to Balingsya man ni nga gipasumangil lang nga kunohay harana alang kang Babyloulou...

Bay Bolbs, namit gid man hang mamong nga ini haw... 

What a wonderful world... 

Dili diay turista, lumulupyo na didto...

Quote from: statesville on December 06, 2011, 07:21:25 AM
Nangahoy unya  naligid pa gyud nag-una  nga gisundan sa gibangan nga kahoy, 
   kalooy sa bata napangos, hay!..kagahapon pa lang..

He he, nindot baya magpaligid sa bakilid basta di lang mapangos...

Quote from: taga tigbao on December 01, 2011, 04:37:27 PM
Unsa man ni? PAyts ra ba ni kung magtalikod ra o hasta mag atubang? Tinuod ba kaha ning baje? Mura man ug bus-ok ug kalawasan. Tsk tsk. Duda ko.

Mao ni type ni Bay Bugsay, busok nga unlan, este, baje...

Quote from: islander on December 05, 2011, 03:40:31 PM
sa una, sa di pa ko kahibawo mo-online, magkatawa ko mag-inusara, saypan kog buh-ang.  karon, magkatawa ko mag-inusara, tubag bohol kana!

Nakakaplag uroy og alibi...

Hmm, lingam massage galing...

She's got talent!

Quote from: islander on December 05, 2011, 10:36:11 PM
truly beautiful!  imo ning youngest, bai hubs?

He he, liwat nakog ilong ug agtang...

Quote from: chicogon on December 05, 2011, 11:24:15 PM
Presko... bag-ong ligo!  

Mora pud gikan gapa-facial...

Quote from: chicogon on December 05, 2011, 11:24:58 PM
Para palawayon ka!!!   

Hmm, edible panties?

Quote from: islander on December 05, 2011, 10:30:51 PM
na hala, palm fronds, kun di ka gustog dahon nga maoy in charge sa photosynthesis.  dili roots, dili trunk, mao nga palm fronds ang gidangilag sa inun-onan nga bolinaw sa balingsya.  ahihihi...
   

Apila na lang pud og dabdab ang bunga sa corn tree...

Quote from: islander on December 05, 2011, 10:30:51 PM
dangilag na bayani na nanunumpa sa watawat ng pilipinas?  aaahhh... mga salitang ugat.

Hmm, gisamtan kunohay aron madismolar ang kanyang pagkabanyaga...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on December 05, 2011, 11:01:24 PM
Taasa pud nang imong tubag di ko kasabot

He he, sa ato pa, Bay Vits, yes or no ra unta diay ang imong gipangayo nga tubag?

Hmm, di ba kaha dihay napislit nga di mao...

Ni Lesley Caminade-Vestil/ EIM (Banat) Updated December 05, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Kamatayon hinuon ang gidangatan sa usa ka Koreano nga buot untang maka-relax pinaagi sa pagpamasahe dihang tunga-tunga sa sesyon nakuyapan kini pasado alas-9 sa miaging gabii sulod sa usa ka hotel sa Salinas Drive barangay Lahug ning dakbayan sa Sugbu.

Ang biktima nailhan nga si Hyoyoung Chung, 53, kasamtangan kini nga nagpuyo sa maong lugar.

Sa pakighinabi sa Banat News ni PO3 Geoffrey Gutual, Cebu City Police Office (CPPO), Homicide Section misaysay kini nga usa ka Lea Rose Mangubat usa ka masahista sa Three Shades Spa, ang mitawag sa Emergency Rescue Unit Foundation (ERUF) aron matabang ang biktima.

Tuod man, gidali usab pagdala ang biktima sa Perpetual Soccour Hospital apan gideklarar kini nga dead on arrival.

Matud pa ni Gutual nga ang Korean national mitawag ni Mangubat aron magpamasahe, apan dihang gisugdan na og masahe ang langyaw kalit kining nakuyapan hinungdan nga daling nanawag og tabang si Mangubat.

Sa pakisusi usab sa kapolisan sa crime scene, wala silay nakitang timailhang may foul sa kamatayon niini. Apan susihon pa kung ang pagmasahe ba kaniya maoy nakaingon sa kamatayon niini.         

Hinuon gikatakdang ipa-awtopsiya ang patay’ng lawas niini aron pagtino sa tinuoray nga hinungdan sa kamatayon niini.  - BANAT NEWS

Quote from: islander on December 04, 2011, 11:00:45 PM
nakasuway ko sa luyo sa balay sa among lola sa valencia.  di lang kahoy akong nakuha.  laya nga dahon sa lubi ang akong giguyod.  sugnod man na, di ba?

Dili na sugnod, oi, Insika ka. Mao nay gitawag og dangilag.

P.S. Dili pud na dahon sa lubi. Lukay ang tawag ana.

Quote from: simplylee on December 04, 2011, 08:23:21 PM
nakaagi jd ko pangahoy apil na ang paak sa lapinig, ug panguha ug anan nga hinog isulod sa caltex!

Nganong napaakan mag lapinig? Gipuhag ang tabog?

 

Quote from: islander on December 05, 2011, 03:21:44 PM
hehe, gihangan pa ni siya human haplasi ug omega pain killer for anti-kabuhi.

He he, morag delikadong parte sa lawas ang gihaplasan, hapdos jamo...

Quote from: islander on December 05, 2011, 03:18:51 PM
excuse me.  nag-diaper pod tawon na si catlander uy.

Nakaihi nonetheless...

Ambot lang kon modaog ba, pero mas graceful si Piggy...

Hmm, cold cuts...

Ngano kahang gihushos man?

Quote from: islander on December 04, 2011, 07:39:50 PM
for hubag:



Malipayong Pasko ug Bulahang Bag-ong Tuig!

Salamat jamo, Inday. Unsa man ni, naa pa bay sulod?

Iniwi, dawata ang akong bawos:

Quote from: chicogon on December 05, 2011, 05:12:38 AM
Lima-hong, karon kay  unom-hong o unom-hong na!!! 

He he, mas bagsik ang iyang tatay, si Ama-hong...

Quote from: chicogon on December 05, 2011, 05:16:45 AM
Ako reason mag online kay mingaw kung ani nila: Hubag, Bugsay, Isles, Loren and many others...

Thanks. Hmm, OK pud nga giapil si Sen. Legarda. Gwapa baya siya...

Pwede pud look of kamatay...

Sama ani...

Quote from: bugsay on December 04, 2011, 05:18:45 PM
napu-o na.....

Nahurot nag kaon ang mga iring? Basin mo-import na sila gikan sa Pinas? Hmm,
usa ra jud ka tawo ang akong mahunahunaan nga mopugong ani...

He he... Unsa pud kahay tawag ni Bugsay ani...

Two American Indians and a Chinaman were walking through the woods.
One of them ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Chinaman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting.

Just then they came upon another cave and the second Indian ran up to it, stopped, and yelled, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Chinaman, now alone, wandered in the woods for a while and found a third large cave.
He was amazed at the size of the huge opening and he was thinking, 'Woa, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in there!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...

NAKED CHINAMAN GETS HIT BY TRAIN


Bwahaha!

Hmm, di ba naa may daghan diha sa Tsayna, Bay Bugs?

Kaon-kaon, inom-inom ginagmay...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on December 04, 2011, 01:42:50 AM
He also said that no dead animals were found at the compound although some of the dogs were suffering wounds from recent battles.

Hmm, unsaon kaha nila ang nangaangol unya lisod na maayo...

Curry powder? Paingon tingali pritohon?

Bwahaha!

Si Bay Bugs ug Bay Tigs wa nay duaw-duaw sa TB kay nag-recuperate pa!

Hmm, mora man diayg gituok ning iringa ni Don Vito...

Very kind snake...wa niya kan-a ang bata... 

Quote from: islander on November 28, 2011, 12:24:36 AM

Hmm, angay man ni adto sa CRUELTY TO ANIMALS...

Hmm, mora man diay gabayle ra... 

He he, mora mitawg mungi ning iringa...

Quote from: hubag bohol on December 03, 2011, 12:19:49 AM
Lust: Tokyo, Japan





Japan's sex industry is worth an estimated ¥2.5 trillion (US$30 billion), second only to the country's automobile industry. Is there any competition?

According to “Pink Box” author Joan Sinclair, “Japan offers absolutely everything imaginable.”

From gratuitous puke porn (and worse) to the barely titillating maid cafes, Tokyo is like a dirty old man in a teenager's body. But one who celebrates his lewd desires with the gusto of an exhibitionist poodle on heat.

Head here to indulge your fetishes or simply to have yourself bathed by a pretty young thing in a uniform.

Here's one such imaginable Japanese product...

Quote from: hubag bohol on December 03, 2011, 12:21:47 AM
According to a study from Synovate, Filipino men are the most narcissistic in Asia. A whopping 48 percent consider themselves sexually attractive.

He he, naay sama ani bisan wa na magpuyo sa Pinas... 

He he, if looks could kill...

A descendant of Limahong...

Limahong’s treasure and the mermaid of Sual
From the Saltbeds by Restituto C. Basa


LIMAHONG, who was dubbed by his enemies, the Spanish authorities, as a “blood-thirsty pirate”, built his fortress in Domalandan.

Here he tarried for over seven months from December 8, 1574 up to August 4, 1575.

In 1989, Professor Cesar V. Callanta, a native of Dagupan, wrote a book â€" “The Limahong Invasion”. In this book, Professor Callanta wrote:

“Limahong carried enough treasures to buy an empire.”

What happened to this treasure?

No one knows for sure. Some writers speculate that Limahong brought this treasure along with him, when he left Domalandan for freedom in the high seas on August 4, 1575.

Professor Callanta is one of those who hold this view.

Others believe he hid it in a cave underneath the sea on Cabalitian island in Sual.

This treasure is said to being protected by a mermaid.

To this day, some of us, Pangasinenses believe that there truly is a mermaid in the deep waters around Cabalitian island.

Recently, the Villamil-Jovellanos clan of Dagupan had an outing in Cabalitian. They went there primarily to do swimming and have a picnic at lunch time.

One of them, a young physician, disappeared quietly. When the family decided to pack up and go home, he was nowhere to be found.

The family consensus was that he may have been taken by the mermaid. She found the doctor very handsome and took fancy of him.

The family could not believe that he drowned. He was a good swimmer.
-- http://peoplesdigest.prepys.com/

ABC News, Highway of Death

The danger of the road ironically made it a popular tourist destination starting in the 1990s, drawing some 25,000 thrillseekers. Mountain biking enthusiasts in particular have made it a favourite destination for downhill biking since there is a 64-kilometre (40 mi) stretch of continuous downhill riding with only one short uphill section. There are now many tour operators catering to this activity, providing information, guides, transport, and equipment.

Nevertheless, the Yungas Road remains dangerous. At least 18 cyclists have died on the ride since 1998. --Wiki

It is one of the few routes that connects the Amazon rainforest region of northern Bolivia, or Yungas, to its capital city. Upon leaving La Paz, the road first ascends to around 4,650 metres (15,260 ft) at La Cumbre Pass, before descending to 1,200 metres (3,900 ft) at the town of Coroico, transiting quickly from cool Altiplano terrain to rainforest as it winds through very steep hillsides and atop cliffs.

Because of the extreme dropoffs of at least 600 meters (1,830 feet), single-lane width â€" most of the road no wider than 3.2 metres (10 ft) and lack of guard rails, the road is extremely dangerous. Further still, rain, fog and dust can reduce visibility. In many places the road surface is muddy, and can loosen rocks from the road.

One of the local road rules specifies that the downhill driver never has the right of way and must move to the outer edge of the road. This forces fast vehicles to stop so that passing can be negotiated safely. Also, vehicles drive on the left, as opposed to the right like the rest of Bolivia. This gives a left hand drive vehicle's driver a better view over his outside wheel, making passing safer.

On 24 July 1983, a bus veered off the Yungas Road and into a canyon, killing more than 100 passengers in what is said to be Bolivia's worst road accident. --Wiki

North Yungas Road â€" Bolivia â€" Road of Death

The North Yungas Road is also called El Camino de la Muerte which is the Spanish for “Road of Death”. It is a forty three mile road that leads to La Paz to Coroico situated 35 miles northeast of La Paz in Bolivia. Though the road is breathtaking when seen in a picture, it can be a little scary and takes extreme caution to drive through the road. -- http://images.nitrobahn.com

Quote from: chicogon on December 04, 2011, 03:16:15 AM
Accomodating diay hehehe...

He he, maoy dating...

Bwahaha!  

Bwahaha! Only in Bohol!

Nakaagi kag pangahoy? Unsay imong mga kasinatian samtang gituman mo ang maong gimbuhaton?

Quote from: chicogon on December 04, 2011, 01:42:38 AM
Hmmm... my peyborit chocolit pa naman hahahaha!!! 

He he, kini na lay imo aron di ka malipat...

Bwahaha!

He he, pwede pud nahipugwat human makaihi sa banig...

Quote from: chicogon on December 04, 2011, 02:18:08 AM
White sand, white backs... 

...dark intentions...

At the edge of civilization...  

Quote from: chicogon on December 04, 2011, 03:17:25 AM
O di kaha "panis" as in pan-os? 

Pans Poles

Hmm, napan-os sa pagbinagnos?

He he, ayaw lang iapil ang hibulos...

Quote from: islander on December 04, 2011, 12:00:37 AM
it looks like a schizophrenic moon. 

Quote from: islander on December 04, 2011, 12:00:37 AM
it looks like a schizophrenic moon. 

He he, the moon of the misbegotten...

Sa mga Tagawog pa, ang buwan ni Ms. Bigatin... 

Quote from: chicogon on December 04, 2011, 03:14:23 AM
Kung e rambol kay "pa logik" ... ese Ms Logikal kintahay 

Hmm, kadtong kauban ni Ms. Mathematikal?

Hmm, kahinumdom man ta ani sa pag-transfer ni Dr. Hannibal Lecter...

By Reinir Padua The Philippine Star Updated December 03, 2011 03:53 PM


MANILA, Philippines - A police official today said that former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo may be airlifted from the St. Luke's Medical Center (SLMC) in Taguig City to the Veterans Memorial Medical Center (VMMC) in Quezon City next week.

Senior Superintendent Ranier Idio, deputy director for operations of the Quezon City Police District (QCPD), said that the option of using a helicopter to airlift the former president remains a possibility as far those preparing for security arrangements during the transfer are concerned.

Idio added that the police are also prepared to transfer Mrs. Arroyo to the VMMC by land.

“Our security preparations cover all those travel options,” Idio said in an interview.

More at: http://www.philstar.com/nation/article.aspx?publicationsubcategoryid=63&articleid=754634

Nagpanilap uroy...

Gitakboyan galing og panuhotism ning bataa...

He he, naabot uroy sa London pangilad...

Unsay pangalan ani nga bulak?