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#4701
Quotable Quotes / Re: Sit with a beautiful woman
September 09, 2007, 04:42:13 AM
Sitting with a beautiful woman for an hour, when she has absolutely nothing to say, will still seem like an hour...or two...give and take a few minutes.  ;D

But sitting with Brad Pitt? That's a whole other kind of relativity!  ;D
#4702
Bohol Latest News / Re: Where To Go After This (TB)
September 09, 2007, 04:38:37 AM
Do things always have to go somewhere? Can't things just stay the way they are?

*just asking m'self*
#4703
Health and Food / Re: Causes of Sexual Impotence
September 09, 2007, 04:35:01 AM
Mao lagi na nakaparat ba basta virgin!  :P

To get rid sa pagka shy, get rid of the beerginity!  ;D
#4704
Facts and Trivia / Re: True or False
September 09, 2007, 04:32:46 AM
Thanks sir Mohandis!

My personal theme song is Mariah's "Hero"...waaaAaaHhh!

#4705
Health and Food / Re: Causes of Sexual Impotence
September 09, 2007, 04:31:02 AM
Hahahaha! Nangutana lang, walang personalan  ;D
#4706
Mao na'y gitawag nga...priceless! charot! hahaha
#4707
Health and Food / Re: Causes of Sexual Impotence
September 09, 2007, 04:28:18 AM
Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 09, 2007, 04:23:15 AM
kana sad sobrang masturbation or sobrang frequency of sexual intercourse!

Does that mean Sir nga sobra sobra ka ka-potent these days?  ;D

Just asking on behalf of all the single and available Boholanas nga nagpa hipi dire. Hahaha!

#4708
Nindot man nang antik sir kay magka guwang, magka taas ang value. Ang nakaparat lang kay ang mga antik, people buy that not for practical use but as a collectible. Basin unya sir, himoon ra kang collection ug dili ka gamiton.  ;D

It's weird but I can't think of a town I can identify with. I am bol-anon in my heart but wala ko'y gina favor nga town. I like the whole island, I guess. Does that make me a bad Boholana?

;D
#4709
Health and Food / Re: Causes of Sexual Impotence
September 09, 2007, 04:19:35 AM
Yup Miss Happy.

We must never underestimate the power of suggestion.  ;D
#4710
Ug dili lang usa ka lalake. Daghan nag puli puli niya.  :'(

Poor, poor girl. She's in heaven now, at least.  :'(
#4711
World Daily News / Re: Women Murdered By Men
September 09, 2007, 04:14:06 AM
Quote from: willmerit on September 08, 2007, 02:45:18 PM
unsa gani title adto nga movie?  nakalimot naman ko oi.

Maging Sino Ka Man?
#4712
Dili diay ka tig tan-aw sa Battle of the Brains sa RPN 9 sa una, Ms Happy?

It was a pretty popular show back then.
#4713
Facts and Trivia / Re: True or False
September 09, 2007, 04:08:50 AM
Nope. Nag TB ko yesterday from 6pm - 8pm...went to dinner with banana, then nag TB na pud 10pm - 6am...

Walang Tulugan!!!  ;D

I am trying so hard to be a Hero. Wahehehehe!  ;D
#4714
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 09, 2007, 04:01:36 AM
ms da binsi, sultihan tika ha, mao na'y sekreto ni Barbaro nganong daghan na siyag chicks. Iya lang sigeg pakataw-on hangtod moburot ang sip-on. Mao na'y signal ni Barbaro, kung moburot na gani ang sip-on sa bajji, it's a sign that Barbaro has captured the girl's heart.

;D
#4715
Facts and Trivia / Re: True or False
September 09, 2007, 03:55:03 AM
True! But I actually went to bed pretty early -- 6 AM! That's a new record for me  ;D

The person below me is so nice, magpa utang siya kung bayloan.  ;D
#4716
Dong, dili na spontaneous iyang pagka crazy...kanang crazy nga crazy gyud!  ;D

Joke lang Ms Bambi! Labs Yu!
#4717
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
September 09, 2007, 03:50:58 AM
Hahaha! Binuang ra to dong oi, no probs with me.  ;D
#4718
Abi nimo Ms da binsi, usa gyud na sa nalisdan nako pag adjust pag abot nako dire.

Every week man gud ko magpa mani ug pedi sa Pinas. That was my luxury.

Lahi ra gyud ang feeling ang propesyonal nga manicurista mo tangtang sa imong cuticle, dead skin, and ingrown toenail (gross ba?)...

HaaYyyy! Miss ko na si manang manicurista  :P
#4719
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
September 09, 2007, 03:43:33 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on September 09, 2007, 12:02:14 AM
Good morning guys! (kuya mike, ethyl, ate belle, ate hazel, happy, mohandis, pareng bambi, bene etc)

Its a beautiful Saturday!! Though I have some kind of a head ache---hahaha. So what is everyone's plans for the day??

WaaHhhh! Hang over! Hehehe  ;D

Oist ikaw ba dodong, nganong ang uban imong gi Ate, ako wala? Ipa amin gyud tika ron  ;D

My day is so-so, and only because I'm in pain.  :( Pero akong therapy ning mag TB, mas effective pa sa Biogesic, Alaxan ug Medicol.  ;D

Later tonight, going over to SIL's house to eat, eat, eat a delicious home-cooked meal. yum yum yum.

Kamo diha, musta inyong adlaw?
#4720
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I would rather be hated
September 09, 2007, 03:36:33 AM
BwahaHahaha! Lingaw nako nimo Ms Bambi oi! Perte nakong bahakhak dire!

Can you imagine the headline sa newspaper ana?  ;D

or when your kids ask your banana, "daddy, why did that bad guy kill our mommy?"  ;D

Gamit gyud ta'g Lactacyd ani.  ;D
#4721
Quote from: Lorenzo on September 09, 2007, 03:06:38 AM
1. God-fearing
2. Hard working
3. Loyal friend

Sobra naman na sa 3 words, dong! Ikaw ha, not following instructions!

Just kidding!  ;D
#4722
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I would rather be hated
September 09, 2007, 03:28:24 AM
Miss Bambi, tinuod gyud na nga story. Nabasa gyud nako sa newspaper.  ;D

Mao na dapat maligo gyud ta kada adlaw kay wala ta kahibaw maglakaw ta sa dalan, kalitan lang ta'g dunggab.  ;D
#4723
Love Talk / Re: Long Distance Relationship
September 09, 2007, 03:26:10 AM
I really like Richard Branson. For being a billionaire many times over, he's too nice of a person, and he has too much fun.  ;D

He has his very own island. Grabe noh? He used to own (or does he still?) Virgin Records, record company before ni Janet Jackson ug sa Spice Girls...among other famous artists.

He's so cool!
#4724
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I would rather be hated
September 09, 2007, 03:18:16 AM
Quote from: junayag on September 09, 2007, 01:52:08 AM

sometimes we are hated for being out of tune... though there was no intention to inflict such... but i would rather be hated for being loved pretentiously...

We should not be blamed for being true to ourselves. But sometimes, if being true to ourselves, means nga naka perwisyo ta sa laing mga tawo, in a way dili pud nato ma blame ang ubang tawo kung dili ta magustuhan.

This is a true story that happened in Mla a few years back. Pasahero sa jeep, gidunggab ug ice pick, namatay. When the police asked the suspect why he killed the victim, this is what he had to say, "Kasi po, katabi ko sya sa jeep, grabe ang trapik, isang oras na kami stranded sa daan. Tiniis ko po talaga pero ang baho2x po talaga ng kili-kili nya! Dikit pa sya ng dikit sa akin! Nung nahilo na ako sa amoy nya at di na ako makatiis, sinaksak ko sya ng ice pick!"...

Body Odor is not a valid reason for murder (I think)  ;D...that guy was just being true to who he was. Maybe he was a person who disliked taking showers, maybe he was comfortable with his smell (or maybe he couldn't smell himself at all)..that certainly wasn't reason to kill him. But in this supposedly free world that we live in, there is still value in conformity.  ;D When we share the same air space with other people, it is wise to be considerate, even if it means holding back a little bit and not fully unleashing the power of our individuality.  ;D

Kadtong kalag sa gidunggab, samtang nagtan-aw siya sa iyang patay nga lawas, naka ingon gyud to siya, "sus! kung gigamit pa lang gyud to nako ang SafeGuard!"

Dili gyud mag una ang pagbasol. Hehehe.

;D
#4725
Question and Answer / Re: What is your style?
September 09, 2007, 02:57:59 AM
Quote from: Barbaro on September 08, 2007, 07:05:34 PM
style jeprox oi.. boots, ambell ang jeans levi sympre.. crispa white t-shirt inshirt gyod na para kita hicock na belt na 2 half inch ang lapad.. seiko diver watch. sing2x gamay kwentas gamay. sunglass. standby sa kanto inom tuba..fyts kaayo..

Mr Barbaro, kanang kwentas ug singsing nga made of 1 kilo nga gold?  ;D

Gipahinumdum gyud ko nimo sa Crispa, sir da...that was my fave brand sa t-shirts. Nindot gyud siya ug quality unya komportable kaayo suoton. A girl wearing a simple Crispa tee, with blue jeans and flipflops, neat ug guapa na kaayo tan-awon.
#4726
Help & Support / Re: Is Tubag Bohol a Contagious Disease?
September 08, 2007, 06:01:07 PM
Yes, TB is indeed contagious. And the only cure is to go through an immunization program where the infected individual has to log in to TB every day, and go through the whole course (which is 9 months) of treatment.  After which he is declared cured of the disease but will otherwise be irreparably addicted to TB that the only way to save his life is  to post in here every single day.

;D
#4727
It's funny. Once upon a time, had I been asked that, I would have given you a long list of goals and things to be checked off my to do list.

But when my brother in law died 2 yrs ago (he was 25), I took a long, hard look at my life and reevaluated my priorities.

Now, I live my life from day to day. For really, that's all we have. I think about death all the time too. I know I could die any moment. Gasgas na kaayo ni nga linya, but I spend my day aware that it might very well be my last. So really, the only goals I have left in me are: to love my husband as much as I can, to give of myself to others the best way that I can, and to go to bed at peace with myself and my God...and should I not wake up, I know I'll still be alright.  :)


#4728
Hungry, Sleepy and Addicted  ;D
#4729
Ok lang to Ms Happy oi, Ilocanos don't speak good Tagalog either.  ;D
#4730
Unsa man klase na nga kape Ms Happy?

I love the smell of coffee (heaven!) but it makes me sick  :'(

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.  :(
#4731
Asa naman ang mga picture kay excited na mi motan-aw  ;D
#4732
Quote from: Happy on September 08, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
hahaha tumabok, kaubn ra na sa akoa nga, ang taas naman ng buhok mo. ulawa nako ato oi hehehe

wahehehe unsa man english translation ani? your hair is so tall?  ;D

#4733
I have a funny story about bisdaks trying hard to speak Tagalog.

Two of my friends were in Mla attending a review class for their board exam. One day, hapit na sila ma late sa ilang appt, nag para na lang sila'g taxi. Nagsabot sila nga mag tagalog gyud para dili mahibaw-an sa taxi driver nga bisdak sila, kay hadlok sila nga kung hibaw-an sila nga bisdak ilaron unya sila.

driver: mga miss, hanggang dito nalang tayo, di ko na kayo maihahatid sa kabilang kalye

bisdak #1: eh manong, di puede kasi walang pedestrian lane dito...

driver: hindi nga puede! dito nalang talaga!

bisdak #2 talking to bisdak #1: eh ang sungit naman ng driver na to! Halika na nga! Tumabok na tayo!

*mao na'y resulta mamugos gyud ug tagalog bisan nagka lisod wahehehe*

;D
#4734
Ms asianfairy, nalingaw kos imong sulti. A nice play of words.  ;D

Kung wala'y sense, unsa man tawag, nonsense of humor? hehehe

BS Pharm ko Ms asianfairy. Ikaw, BS Chem ka?



#4735
Question and Answer / Re: Why women like chocolates?
September 08, 2007, 04:18:21 PM
I love Hershey's Special Extra Dark Chocolate. Mas lamian kos dark chocolate kay dili tam-is.
#4736
Health and Food / Re: Causes of Sexual Impotence
September 08, 2007, 04:15:00 PM
If you worry too much that you might be impotent, mao pud na'y maka cause sa actual impotence.  :D
#4737
Good night dong! Itulog na nang epekto sa cognac.  ;D

#4738
Aw mao ba. Unshalan ba diay. Dong, tulog na oist, past your bedtime na. Dili gyud ka motubo. Hehe. Joke!
#4739
I cut my own nails. I'm scared of nail salons.
#4740
Poor girl. I cannot imagine the suffering she went through in her last moments.  :'(

I still don't understand why these things happen.  :'(
#4741
Question and Answer / Re: What is your style?
September 08, 2007, 04:00:53 PM
Murag hubog man ka sa cognac when you posed for these pics, dong  ;D

Akong style kay homeless person style... ;D
#4742
Health and Food / Re: Death By Chocolate
September 08, 2007, 03:54:31 PM
yeah, some people's reaction is so extreme that they immediately go into anaphylactic shock, and they die.
#4743
Unsa man nang Marcosian techniques? hehehe, mag declare si GEC ug martial law?  ;D
#4744
Health and Food / Re: The Power of Olive Oil
September 08, 2007, 03:46:11 PM
I love olive oil. Sometimes, I just combine it with apple cider vinegar (less sour), ibutang sa green salad w/ black olives and feta cheese, payts na kaayo. yum yum yum.
#4745
Advisable gyud that diabetics have a glucagon kit handy, in case of emergency. Pag laklak dayon ug orange juice kung ma low blood sugar ka, medyo paspas iyang effect in elevating blood sugar levels.

#4746
yeah, apple shaped obesity (kanang ga buy-ad ang tiyan or beer belly) is closely linked with stress (and what we call stress-eating), and is the biggest indicator of the potential risk for heart attack and stroke.
#4747
Health and Food / Re: Medicine, therapeutic or placebo?
September 08, 2007, 03:33:06 PM
Herbal supplements are not regulated by the FDA. Therefore dili gyud ta sure sa ka epektibo ani. Ang mga highly regulated drugs man gani, nga ning agi gyud ug FDA evaluation (e.g. Bextra, Vioxx) ma recall pa man gani because of bad side effects after a few months or yrs on the market, unsa nalang kaha ning mga herbal nga wala thorough clinical studies?

#4748
Health and Food / Re: Facial hair
September 08, 2007, 03:28:24 PM
Quote from: Ginger on June 29, 2007, 08:48:23 PM
If you have dark hair on your face, don't shave it! It doesn't grow in thicker, as many think, but it feels like it does as the shaved ends are coarser. In-home waxing can be painful, and salon waxing or hair removal tend to get pricey (especially the latter). Many women are better off simply lightening the hair to make it less visible.

Puede pud mag depilatory cream nalang. There's a new cream dinhi (a precription drug) nga gitawag ug Vaniqa, it's commonly prescribed by dermatologists to remove facial hair. It's very effective.
Normal ra baya pud nang naay facial hair gamay, pero kung sobra na gani nga mura'g naa kay bungot, you might have a medical condition called PCOS. Very common kaayo ni sa naay PCOS ang excessive facial hair, coz the body produces excess androgens (male hormones) with this condition, consequently more facial hair. You'll need a drug then to regulate your hormones.

#4749
Health and Food / Re: How To Get Rid of Dandruff
September 08, 2007, 03:21:54 PM
Stress is also a very big factor sa dandruff. Ma notice nimo nga kung stressed kaayo ka, kaspahon pud ka.
#4750
Sus lisod pud ning sobra ta ka healthy, dugay ta mamatay. Samot ka over-populated ang kalibutan.  ;D
#4751
Mura pareho adtong Mission Impossible II, nag develop sila ug deadly virus para ma market nila ilang tambal.  ;D

Although I have no doubt nga ginahimo na sa mga dagkong drug comps tong naka suwat sa article, ang mga conditions naa man pud validity ba. GERD is not something to be taken lightly. My friend's GERD got so bad that she had to have surgery, and there's a considerable portion of GERD sufferers who develop esophageal cancer later on. And heartburn, kung pasagdan lang nga mo grabe, mao na resulta.
Also, with regards to RLS, about 90% nga nag suffer ani ang mga geriatrics. This is a very disturbing and frustrating thing for them kay dili gyud sila makatulog. and sleeping pills don't help. RLS drugs do help them minimize those symptoms, makatulog na sila. Sleep deprivation is dangerous, esp. for old people.

But I agree, drug companies rule the world.  ;D
#4752
Quote from: GEC348 on August 24, 2007, 04:16:20 AM
I also read somewhere that drinking about 5 cups of coffee a day cuts significantly the chances of acquiring diabetes. True?

Yes, accdg to recent studies. But the thing with coffee is, it's so controversial. One day it's bad for you, then the next day,  it's good. Always take findings like this with a grain of salt.

#4753
True gyud na.

Ako hilig ug pork, mao na mura pud ko'g nawong ug baboy. Paet!
#4754
Health and Food / Re: Death By Chocolate
September 08, 2007, 02:53:35 PM
Luoy pud kung allergic sa walnuts. I love walnuts. yum yum yum.

Naa pud to'y news sa Canada that a girl died from kissing her bf. The girl had an allergy to peanuts, then iyang new bf wala kahibaw sa iyang allergy, ning kaon iyang bf ug peanut butter sandwich, then a little while later, when the bf went to the girl's house, they kissed. Ug natigok si girl. Deadly kaayo to nga kiss oi.
#4755
Health and Food / Re: No Caffeine in Chocolates?
September 08, 2007, 02:50:06 PM
Grabe nis Sigbin oi, kusog kaayo mo hubad ug username. Murag almanake.  ;D

Anyways, pare pareho ra man na sila actually, they have similar properties coz they belong to the methylxanthines -- caffeine, theophylline and theobromine. Naa na sila capacity tanan to stimulate the CNS. Ang caffeine lang ang pinaka potent, with theobromine having the least stimulant property. When we eat a chocolate, more than likely ang naka cause nga ma stimulate ta is not the theobromine  itself but the sugar in the candy bar...ga cause ug saka sa atong blood sugar.
#4756
Health and Food / Re: Health Costs Expected to Rise
September 08, 2007, 02:39:03 PM
Dili man ni applicable sa Pinas kay gamay ra man mga tawo sa atoa ang naay health plan.
#4757
Maypa mag adik nalang sa TB kaysa mag adik sa meth.  ;D

Meth manufacturers have gotten really creative these past few months, buying boxes and boxes of Sudafed (pseudoephedrine) to extract meth from. Usa ka component nga ilang gamit pag extract ani is Drano. Hahaha. Mao na, tangtang gyud ang ngipon. Tangtang man gani ang clog sa pipes, ngipon pa ba kaha.  ;D

Maayo gani behind the counter na ang Sudafed.
#4758
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 08, 2007, 02:29:38 PM
 ;D
#4759
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 08, 2007, 02:12:41 PM
hehe nawala akong duka
#4760
Travel and Tours / Re: Panglao Island Nature Resort
September 08, 2007, 01:46:26 PM
Nyt nyt! It's nice to have someone crazy laugh with me  ;D

Joke Lang! Mwah!
#4761
Good Night!  ;D
#4762
Mao gyud ms da binsi. Daghan na kaayo mga yaya ron nga ga maltrato sa mga babies. Luoy pud intawon. Muna muna ra ba sa parents ug himo ana nga baby unya yano yanohon ra ug maltrato sa yaya  >:(
#4763
ikaw ms da binsi ha, pa inosente ka, I know raba nga naa kay stripper outfit diha with matching latigo nga ikog sa pagi  ;D

Hala ka! stop nako oi, makasab-an tang admin super OT nako sa akong ka igat  ;D
#4764
Travel and Tours / Re: Panglao Island Nature Resort
September 08, 2007, 01:39:16 PM
aw dili na mag care si banana as long as naay conjugal visit wahahahahahaha
#4765
waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh LOL
#4766
tsk, tsk, tsk...kaluoy pud sa bata oi  :(

Lisod gyud isalig ang anak sa yaya lang...
#4767
YeY! Usa na si Barbaro ani sa atong mga humot nga seaman  ;D
#4768
Good work, Pres. Glo!
#4769
Mag EB unta ta nga naa dire. Adto tas Vegas, dili nato ubanon ang mga banana. Daghan raba male strip bars didto, tan-aw ta'g macho nga nagkumpayot sa tubo. Wahehehe!

WaaHHhhhHh! Igat jud bisan unsaon  ;D
#4770
Travel and Tours / Re: Panglao Island Nature Resort
September 08, 2007, 01:24:50 PM
Murag hapit na gyud, ms da binsi. Hahaha.
#4771
I'm at home right now, ms da binsi. I work during the day, dokdok at night. Mao ni akong 2nd job ning TB.  ;D

Naa diay pud mo'y gangis diha? Kami naa pud LOL
#4772
Aw kung imo ko imbitaron, moanha jud ko. When man inyong pista diha?  ;D
#4773
Padung nato dinha nimo ms da binsi, nag alsa sa iyang baroto  ;D
#4774
Travel and Tours / Re: Panglao Island Nature Resort
September 08, 2007, 01:18:08 PM
Wahehehe! Naka ingon baya akong co-worker sa una, "C2H4, why are you always smiling?"...ngeks!  ;D

#4775
Naa kos georgia ma'am...mosakay lang ko'g greyhound bus pa ingon diha. Let's have a fishing party.  ;D

Ingna imong banana nga apilan niya'g butang ug pantat.  ;D
#4776
Travel and Tours / Re: Panglao Island Nature Resort
September 08, 2007, 01:15:01 PM
natakdan na ta aning Barbaro, ms da binsi...puro binuang nalang atong storya wahehehehe

lingaw man pud beh  ;D
#4777
Naa naman Tagb Airport di ba? Kung mao nalang na ang i-improve?
#4778
Quote from: ms da binsi on September 08, 2007, 01:06:28 PM
dili, kon hubog2x na mora na ug jessica alba ang mga babaji...

dili lang jud mga babaji ra ms da binsi, hasta ang mga medyo babaji lang  ;D

Medyo hubog na raba na si dong Lorenzo ron kay naka inom na na'g cognac  ;D
#4779
Quote from: Lorenzo on September 08, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
hahahahahahaha palamuut ka ethyl OI!

you know what they say dodong, "with the right amount of alcohol, everyone becomes interesting"... ;D
#4780
^When the night goes down, everybody looks like Jessica Alba... ;D  :o
#4781
Music and Video / Re: Romantic Song Lyrics
September 08, 2007, 12:47:04 PM
^yeah, cute sya nga song Dong noh?

I'm listening to it right now.  ;D
#4782
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 08, 2007, 12:45:50 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on September 08, 2007, 12:32:46 PM
gihinay2x na mi nimo ug patay...

Mao na'y gi ingon nga "Killing Me Softly", ms da binsi  ;D
#4783
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 08, 2007, 12:44:28 PM
Grabe gyud ning Pinoy noh? Happy people jud... ;D
#4784
Travel and Tours / Re: Panglao Island Nature Resort
September 08, 2007, 12:42:30 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on September 08, 2007, 12:30:43 PM
unsa man ko diri berhin milagrosa????? hahahhahaha

milagrosa lang, dili na birhen hehehehehe  ;D
#4785
Quote from: Lorenzo on September 08, 2007, 12:36:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA..wa oi..3 glasses ra man! loud ani kay ang amigo nako ning karaoke sila...tang ina!

Kinsa ingoon minor ko? Full grown naman ;)

Hala! full grown na kuno! Ms da binsi, ipagawas na imong tape measure diha! Dong Lorenzo, don't worry nga i-measure ni ms da binsi imong vital stats kay banggi-itan na nga mananahi sa Dipolog.  ;D

Do me a favor dong. Birahe diha'g kanta sa My Way ni Frank Sinatra.  ;D
#4786
Quote from: ms da binsi on September 08, 2007, 12:32:17 PM
palit day dayun imbitaha dajon ko ha???

Da oy! imbitara lang ko diha sa imong special lake  ;D
#4787
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 08, 2007, 12:34:14 PM
Quote from: Barbaro on September 08, 2007, 12:31:47 PM
ayaw saba kay nag duty ko..

Unsa man na nga klase sa duty Barbaro?  ;D
#4788
Hala ka dong Lorenzo, ayaw gyud ko'g tentala kay ma corrupting minors gyud ko ani. LOL

Unsa man ka diha dong, nabusog na siguro ka sa cognac diha noh?  ;D
#4789
ms da binsi, lahi man nga klase sa sleep ang buhaton ni GEC. Kana mang naay tumbling2x. LOL

Bitaw oi, gimingaw na gyud ko'g pamasol. Lamia kaha kung naa ko'y very own isla noh?  ;D
#4790
Travel and Tours / Re: Panglao Island Nature Resort
September 08, 2007, 12:28:05 PM
Nganong ganahan man ka'g secluded, ms da binsi? hehehe, mag buhat ka'g milagro noh?
#4791
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 08, 2007, 12:16:48 PM
Grabe nis Barbaro oi modala pakatawa. Hehehe!
#4792
Travel and Tours / Re: Panglao Island Nature Resort
September 08, 2007, 12:01:59 PM
Ka nice sa view oi
#4793
GEC, they say the fastest way to move up the ladder (corporate, political etc etc) is to sleep your way to the top.  ;D

I suggest you start now. There's gonna be a lot of sleeping (with matching hagok2x) involved in your future.  ;D
#4794
Facts and Trivia / Re: True or False
September 08, 2007, 11:53:18 AM
False! My banana took me out to dinner tonight.  ;D

The person below me farts when other people are present and then blames it on the dog.
#4795
Music and Video / Re: Romantic Song Lyrics
September 08, 2007, 11:45:37 AM
Everything -- Michael Buble



You're a falling star, you're the get away car.

You're the line in the sand when I go too far.

You're the swimming pool, on an August day.

And you're the perfect thing to say.



And you play it coy, but it's kinda cute.

Ah, when you smile at me you know exactly what you do.

Baby don't pretend, that you don't know it's true.

Cause you can see it when I look at you.



[Chorus:]

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times

It's you, it's you, you make me sing.

You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.



You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,

And you light me up, when you ring my bell.

You're a mystery, you're from outer space,

You're every minute of my everyday.



And I can't believe, uh that I'm your man,

And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.

Whatever comes our way, ah we'll see it through,

And you know that's what our love can do.



[Chorus:]

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times

It's you, it's you, you make me sing

You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.



So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la



[Chorus:]

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times

It's you, it's you, you make me sing.

You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.

You're every song, and I sing along.

'Cause you're my everything.

Yeah, yeah



So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

#4796
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
September 08, 2007, 11:33:00 AM
Sir Benelynne,

      Believe me sir when I say that "formulating" my username didn't require any extra effort on my imagination. LOL not by a long stretch...
I don't believe in using my brain cells unless I absolutely have to, so in the case of my username, "the simplest explanation is most often the right one."  ;D

      Makalingaw bitaw gyud ning lugara sir. Mao ra ni klase sa TB that a person wouldn't mind having.  ;D
#4797
Dili man nato ma basol ang mga cats nato ba. Hahaha.

When men are born into this world, they are born with a predetermined set of genes whose only purpose for their existence is this: procreate! procreate! procreate!

Mao na maayo ning mga guys ug math kay mao man na ilang ampay: to multiply! multiply! multiply!  ;D

Men were made for sex. And women were made only because the men needed a receptacle to have sex with. Laay man pud kaayo nga ang mga lalake sila sila ra mag sex sa ilang kaugalingon.  ;D

#4798
LGU Philippines / Re: Political Dynasty in Bohol
September 08, 2007, 11:11:59 AM
It's almost like a joke now. Dili lang man sa Bohol ni nahitabo, sa tibuok man Pilipinas. Pagkahuman sa term nga pagka mayor sa bana, ang asawa na pud ang mopuli, then sunod ang anak na pud. Unya sunod na pud balik na pud pagka mayor ang bana, unya ang asawa molansar ba kaha'g congressman or unsa pa na diha. In the past elections, my mom told me (I don't have TFC and I am largely ignorant on Phil news) that politicians spent hundreds of millions of pesos sa kampanya. Nag wonder ko ba, ing-ana na gyud ka atat ning mga tawhana to serve the Filipino people to the extent of shelling out millions to get elected? Grabe gud nila nga mga public servant oi, murag extra ordinary ra kaayo ilang pagka selfless. Mura diay ug Mother Teresa nga gikalimtan na ang kaugalingon in the service of humankind.

Mas maayo pa kaning atong mga anak ato ning tudluan nga kung naay mangutana, "Junior, what do you want to be when you grow up?", ang dapat itubag, "I want to be a politician!". It's probably the most surefire way to end up a millionaire.  ;D

Pareha gud ni Joey Marquez, ning order ug silhig para kuno sa munisipalidad sa Paranaque, ning abot ang kantidad ug 1M pesos kapin. Unsa gud na? Magic silhig? Hahaha!

In a way, dili man pud ma basol atong mga kababayan nga gikalimtan nalang nila ang bili sa personal integrity and accountability. Nakit-an man gud nila ang kinabuhi sa atong mga pulitiko nga hayahay kaayo. They look at our politicians and they see that Dishonesty Pays.

A person we knew got elected last May into a local gov't position. When I asked another friend what she thought about that, she said, "aw hayahay na gyud kaayo siya kay naka puesto naman siya, dili na gyud siya ma problema sa kuarta." Her voice was laced with envy.

How tragic is this? Has our society deteriorated so much nga kung naa ta'y kaila nga ma elect, masuya ta because in our minds, maka kurakot na sila ug madatu na gyud sila at last? We never say, "aw ka hayahay na niya na elect siya nga kagawad, maka serbisyo na gyud siya sa mga tawo." Nope! We don't say this because in truth, we don't really expect much from our politicians. Maybe we expect them to help an indigent family or two, like pay for a loved one's funeral expenses...but other than that, nope we don't really expect much from them anymore.  ::)

#4799
What a beautiful picture. Murag portrait.
#4800
ayaw pud pag ma'am kay 27 yrs old man pud ko hehe  :P