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#4701
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
March 09, 2010, 11:32:35 AM
Quote from: nat-cast on March 09, 2010, 11:27:49 AM
surviving ..... thanks alot klasmet.

o.t. nice legs klasmet .... este nice dancing shoes diay ;D


ajaw jud pagpakasajup Klasmet kay naa jud klaha mo untog sa imo agtang karon! hahahahha!
#4702
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
March 09, 2010, 11:21:34 AM
Quote from: nat-cast on March 09, 2010, 10:09:06 AM



mao nay mahitabo basta ang signal nag ngiw-ngiw! i do that all the time! hahahhaa!
#4703
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Ang Angkla
March 09, 2010, 11:20:33 AM
usahay ba kay pag basa nako aning title kay; ANG BAKLA!

pastilan kinahanglan na jud i upgrade ni ako antepara! hahahaha!
#4704
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
March 09, 2010, 11:18:02 AM
Quote from: nat-cast on March 09, 2010, 10:54:04 AM
yayo, tutor, driver padz :)


you are a very good father Klasmet. Take good care of those beautiful babies!
#4705
ka daghan ba natong HOMEWORK anih! hehehehe!

nice job Igbluer!

sigi pah!
#4706
Quote from: lindy on March 09, 2010, 08:12:21 AM
Wala man koy rason mobiya.Magdugang lang hehehe.


di na jud mi matingala ana mga taga TB Lindy dear! kay ilis ilis jud ka ug flavor!

OT: na uli na ka sa Kanada?
#4707
General Topic / Re: Unsay bag-ong "USO" karon?
March 09, 2010, 08:12:57 AM
Quote from: lumine on March 09, 2010, 07:34:15 AM
days ago,nagpagupit sila mamatt ug herman,ms da bins. i asked mamatt kung ganahan sya na pareha ka daddylo niya na opaw. ingon tawn dayon, "no mommy, not like daddylo!" so when i suggested na semi-opaw,ok sya.


bwahahah! tawon si Matt gibinuangan sa Nanay! hahhaa!


Quote from: vrglguapo on March 09, 2010, 07:49:42 AM
Kahibalo ba ka ug unsay ipasabot sa laki nga kalbo..kana siya perti mo br*tsa unya ug mag cl*max c babaye kay dayon man gunit ug bira sa buhok...mao nga nakalbo kay na ibot man ang buhok ni lalaki..he he he...

basi magunitan na laman ang liog, Gwaps!!! hahahha!
#4708
A. Only IMMATURE men who already have fears and
resistance to commitment and relationships will
actually get "scared off" IF a woman asks
questions in a mature, playful, and conversational
way.

    The upside here is that emotionally mature and
open guys will be drawn in, not pushed away.

    In fact, direct questions, communicated in the
right way, are THE KEY to figuring out what kind
of guy you're dealing with - plus they provide you
with all kinds of answers about the man's real
character and mindset by his response.



not because the woman was NOSY! :P
#4709
Quote from: lgbluer on March 09, 2010, 07:48:03 AM
sakto jud ka...laen man sad au magtango ka nga ikaw ra usa...hahahah


bwahahhaha!

ok ra unta ug cha cha kay pwede ikaw ra??
#4710
Quote from: vrglguapo on March 09, 2010, 07:15:09 AM
e cguro lang nga dili maigo si babaye pag wilik kay basin ma buntis..Ang uban nga babaye diha catcher kaajo maigo lang sa brief nga imong ibuntal ma buntis dayon...

unsa man na ilang mga sperm nag sakay ug ferrarri? hahahhahaha!
#4711
Quote from: vrglguapo on March 09, 2010, 07:11:17 AM
Dpende sab na ug kinsa ang ga interview nimo..Pa swertehan jud na kay bisan ug complete im0ng documents ug medyo dili sila ganahan sa imong body language dili ka nila hatagan ug tourist visa..


yes! body language, that is!
#4712
Quote from: vrglguapo on March 09, 2010, 07:03:04 AM
Bitaw tinood na kay matod pa sa uban ang condom maka wala kuno sa sensation unya mo humok si manoy dlili na makasulod...Daghan baya paagi para dili mabuntis ang babaye..

sama sa???

iwilik na laman?

hahahahhaha!
#4713
What i call a BEST NURSING SCHOOL is when the school can put their graduates into jobs!

We have too many nursing graduates in the country and i didnt hear any schools find a way for them to be able to work anywhere.

These schools are only after of what they can earn from the students! They are  GREEDY.

and leave the students unemployed after passing their NCLEX (or whatever)!

Most colleges in the states are the ones looking jobs for their students and that makes a GOOD SCHOOL.

THAT SHOULD OUR COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES HAVE TO CONCENTRATE THIS TIME.
#4714
Quote from: lawrence on March 08, 2010, 09:58:06 PM
But still, it all depends on the Consul.  No matter how many truck loads of proof you have, if the Consul feels you are not worthy or maybe a future liability of US, dili jud ka hatagan.


I agree. As i have said long ago, depende ra sa ilang ganahan.

At the moment you entered the door, ug ganahan sila nimo or dili, timan-an na ka.

A consul friend has told me this before.

So just be what you are and dont be too overly dressed.
#4715
Jokes and Humor / Re: Bathroom troubles
March 09, 2010, 06:47:21 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 07, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
Bathroom troubles


Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, 'Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.' The second old man says, 'You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.' Finally the third old man speaks up, 'Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.'

;D



bwahahahha

kaluoy sa mga caregiver!

hahahahhaha!
#4716
Quote from: chicogon on March 09, 2010, 06:42:57 AM
Kung ato rabang tapoon ning duha (hasta pangutak), ilang ngan kay mahimong HUBUG bwahehehe!!!!  ::) :o ;D


hala bitaw noh? maajo jud ka anang mag sulbad sulbad sa CODING Chick! mura man ka ug si Robert Langdon sa da Binsi  code Chic!!!
#4717
Quote from: vrglguapo on March 09, 2010, 06:40:59 AM
Sala sa ginikanan kay gipabayaan ang bata cguro sigi lang inom o sugal,bisan walay education ang ginikanan ug maningkamot lang dili sab maingon ang bata.Daghan ko nahibalan nga mga ginikanan walay education pero ilang mga bata mi succeed tongod sa ilang paningkamot..


sala sa ginikanan nganong nanganak nga wa man diay ikapakaon...

karon ila pa jud himuon debate ang advertisement sa CONDOM!

wasnt it so stupid, gwaps???
#4718
Jokes and Humor / Re: dyok dyok dyok
March 09, 2010, 06:24:07 AM
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on March 09, 2010, 05:38:07 AM
  :D :D :D

Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,

when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Old Lady:
He began to rub all over of my body.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!

JOKE, JOKE JOKE.....
     



bwahahahahha!

long live older women!

hahahhaha!
#4719
Bohol Directory / Re: My Tagbilaran City
March 09, 2010, 06:22:23 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 09, 2010, 05:49:09 AM
Ambot unsay kasinatian sa uban, but when I'm in Tagbilaran, sure ko nga the city never sleeps! ;D


yeah right! because you wont allow the city to sleep when you're around! hmmm!
#4720
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon
March 09, 2010, 06:20:52 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2010, 09:22:27 PM
Basta palaging humod ang simod! ;D


shalan gud na Hubs oi! TAGABIS! (tagalog-bisaja!)

#4721
OMG...i never complain about food. or did I? OMG!
#4722
Jokes and Humor / Re: Viagra - Under Doctors Orders
March 09, 2010, 06:18:07 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2010, 07:55:40 PM
He he he, basin matulon pero madigwa ra pud.  Peace, ladies... ;D

Niay joke nga pampauli sa buot sa womenfolk, Bay Bugs:

A fellow was telling his buddy, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way that she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."

So the fellow did.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said the fellow.

"...And did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!!!"






____________________________




mao nga di mo magpa saja saja sa mga baje nga sama namo!!!

#4723
How To Tips / Re: How to be happy in the next hour
March 09, 2010, 06:14:10 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 09, 2010, 05:41:25 AM
Bitaw. Ako pud, kapila na mabiktima ani. And I'm not talking only of legitimate preachers. Aw, biktima pud sila naho, bwahaha! ;D


i know! dont u think i wasnt following you? di lang ka kadungog mo clap clap ko! dayun mo ana pa jud oh... hahahahahha!
#4724
Quote from: chicogon on March 09, 2010, 04:52:55 AM
Yes. But, of course, that's only half of the story... the other half wa pay nagsugod sa thread bwahahaha! Nag atang pa ko...   ;D


huwat ta ni Bugsay ug Hubag kay mao na ila "cup of tea" hahaha!
#4725
Quote from: chicogon on March 09, 2010, 04:48:25 AM
Little things lang god - insignificant ones - but they all matter to the heart even without us knowing it. And there's the so-called the "intangibles"... the good that you do for the "beloved" without the beloved seeing or knowing the good that you do. Sa langit ra magbulgaray! NAKS!  ; :)


jati! hahaha!

tinuod jud na Chic!
#4726
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
March 09, 2010, 04:50:50 AM
Quote from: chicogon on March 02, 2010, 08:38:51 AM
Just now gabasa ani nga poem:

DO NOT JUDGE

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp -
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

‘And why is everyone so quiet,
So somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'

JUDGE NOT!

Remember just going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Every saint has a PAST
But every sinner has a future, too.



ako sad ni birahon diri!

wa man nako ni basaha gahapon, karon pa.

Chic, this is very inspiring, spirit lifting ug uban pang 'ting.

thanks a lot for sharing.

this poem tells EVERYTHING!

love it!
#4727
Quote from: lindy on March 09, 2010, 01:49:36 AM
Kinsay naka anha na ninyo sa Boulivard sa Dipolog City? bisan upos sigarilyo dili mo kita, ilang City hinlo ug landag ang mga Street lights. Ang atong mga kalsada palibot sa Bohol, okey na kaayo comparar sauna pero ang atong City of Tagbilaran ulahi kaayo. Mahadlok ta mag drive kon gabei kay daghang libaong ug ngit ngit pa gyud.


Thats my town Lindy dear!!! were you there lately?
#4728
The reality is that no man and no relationship
is capable of being everything to a woman.


true! true! true!
#4729
Quote from: lgbluer on March 08, 2010, 04:20:04 PM
Reason #1: The "Pleasure Principle"

    Men, and women, generally want to FEEL GOOD in
their lives.

    And they want to have the people around them be
a source of pleasure and comfort and support.

    Yourself included.

    When you are constantly freaking out on a man
for what it is about him that freaks you out, you
quickly turn into one of the people that it
DOESN'T FEEL GOOD to be around.

    And this has a huge impact on whether or not he
wants to invest more time, effort, and energy in
you and your relationship.

    Or if he will decide to give up on trying to
fix what's going on with you so you can both feel
good together.

Reason #2: Emotional Experience And The Future

    For a man in a relationship, the ways a woman
acts in the "little" situations become indicators
of how she's going to respond when things really
are tough and in the future.

    So if a woman is consistently negative and
emotional... and can't get herself together even
when a man tries to explain things and comfort
her... then a man isn't going to think that things
could be any better in the future together.

Reason #3: Lost Feelings Of Attraction

    Love can be important to a man.

    But just like a woman, if he doesn't also keep
experiencing the exciting and addictive feelings
of CONNECTION and ATTRACTION with the woman he
loves... then eventually EVERYTHING ELSE starts to
not matter.

    When a man doesn't FEEL that deep level of
connection with a woman, at least every so often
to remind him of why he's with her, then he'll
forget why... and the relationship will become
just a whole bunch of "work" to him.

    Whenever he thinks of his girlfriend, he'll
think of all the problems, frustrations, and
negative emotions and experiences... and he'll see
a future and a commitment as something that will
make him LESS SATISFIED in his life.

    Often times when women are feeling distance or
trouble in a relationship, they'll try to "talk"
to a man and work on "the relationship."

    Big mistake if you want to turn things around.

    For a man, he wants to do things together (not
talk) to know his relationship is working.

    Creating a deep level of connection and sharing
the attraction you have is one of the most
powerful and important keys to giving a man his
own reason for wanting to be with you, no matter
what.

    If you want to learn the secrets to easily
creating or recapturing the intense attraction
that will have a man asking you for more
attention, then check out my "Natural & Lasting
Attraction" CD/DVD program.

    It will show you exactly how to get back to
sharing intense Physical and Emotional Attraction,
and give you the 6 keys to the kind of deep
lasting attraction that will keep your
relationship moving forward and strong.

   



Reason #4: The "Neediness" of Co-dependence

    A man wants to be with a woman that brings
something better to his life, not take away his
time, energy, and emotional "stability."

    So when a woman doesn't have much going on for
herself in her own life a few things happen.

    First, she focuses on her relationship too much
as her source of happiness or unhappiness.

    You can tell when you've done this in your
relationships in the past when you've said things
like:

    "I can't believe how I hardly ever saw any of
my friends while we were together."

    ...or

    "I can't believe I let him control me that
way."

    ...or

    "I feel so stupid for wasting so much of my
time on our relationship, when I could have been
doing things for me and my life."

    The reality is that no man and no relationship
is capable of being everything to a woman.

    And no relationship requires that you sacrifice
all your time, life, and energy for it... no
matter how much it seems that way.

    But our relationships can "trick" us into
believing that they need all of our time and
attention just to survive.

    Not true.

    In fact, the way this works is completely
COUNTERINTUITIVE.

    Often times men leave a woman because they see
that she depends too much on him and has lost her
own sources of happiness... and this not only
looks and feels "needy" to a man, but it keeps the
woman from having much to bring into the
relationship and add to their lives together.

Reason #5: "She's Trying To Fix Me..."


    Every few weeks or months I come across someone
who says or alludes to the idea that "people don't
change."

    Wrong.

    People often change their state of mind in an
instant.

    Especially from happy to sad.

    Of course, changing perspectives, opinions, or
beliefs can take a bit longer... but these change
quickly, too.

    A man can and will "change" and compromise for
a woman.

    It's a fact.

    I see it all the time where men let go of their
"bachelor lifestyles" for one special woman, and
change a ton about their social lives.

    But this only happens when a man has HIS OWN
REASONS to change.

    It NEVER works, or lasts, if a man simply tries
to change for a woman, or for the sake of the
relationship.

    There's a rule I like to use in my life
whenever I come to a situation where I'm trying to
align my own desires or goals with someone else's:

    "All motivation is self-interest."

    In other words, if you're trying to create a
great situation with a man, you're going to need
to understand what HIS REASONS are going to be for
doing the work on his end to make it happen.

    But lots of women try and get a man to change
by showing a man how it affects THEM, not him.

    This is the exact opposite of understanding
that people are motivated by the things that THEY
WANT, and not what others feel and want.

    It takes some maturity to accept that other
people (men) have their own unique way of seeing
things and wanting what they want (to stay and
work things out, or not).

    But once you learn to accept these things and
start to work with them instead of against them,
life gets a whole lot easier.

    And a whole lot more fun. So those are 5 of
the most common reasons and situations about why
men leave women and relationships.

    One of the most important things underlying all
these 5 reasons is the EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE that
you create with a man.

    I think of the emotional experience that you
share with a man in your relationship as the door
through which your relationship will either open
up and move forward...

    Or on the other hand, as the barrier that
causes a relationship to stay shut and go nowhere.

    And I look at COMMITMENT as a man and a woman
agreeing to open the door together and walk
through it.

    But the truth is that men don't COMMIT for the
same reasons most women do.

    They don't think about, talk about, or want to
walk through the door the same way most women do.

    That's why the "process" by which most men
commit is different.

    For most women, there's often a kind of tension
and resistance built into moving forward in a
relationship with a man.

    And I'm not just talking about the spoken words
of that make a commitment... but about the
"emotional commitment" a man has inside with you.

    If a man is deeply committed to you and your
relationship on an emotional level, then any
"issues" you run into are just going to be "bumps

in the road" to him. And he'll be confident,
comfortable, open, and secure with you in working
them out.

    But if a man ISN'T "emotionally committed" to
you, then each and every little problem is going
to cause him to get irritated, frustrated, and
have him wanting to blame you and withdraw.
n the road" to him. And he'll be confident,
comfortable, open, and secure with you in working
them out.



very informative and so true.
#4730
Quote from: chicogon on March 09, 2010, 12:39:29 AM
Taasa ba diay ani... unja 5 pa jud ka reasons.

Ako kay usa raman.

Nagpari!!!

Bwahehehehe  :P


as simple as that!!! hahaha!
#4731
Philippine History / Re: Happy Birthday, Koddi!
March 09, 2010, 12:28:47 AM
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 08, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
???


what's that face all about??? hahhaha!
#4732
Philippine Daily News / Re: Fake Peso Money
March 09, 2010, 12:20:11 AM
hala manggawas raba na kada election!
#4733
General Topic / Re: Unsay bag-ong "USO" karon?
March 09, 2010, 12:15:50 AM
Quote from: bugsay on March 09, 2010, 12:10:44 AM
di nalang diay nako patuboan ning akoa kay uso man diay ni...hehehe

yup, im telling the truth.
#4734
How To Tips / Re: How to be happy in the next hour
March 09, 2010, 12:11:40 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2010, 07:38:31 PM
Oops, kahinumdom man lang pud ta sa prayer ni Ernest Renan: “O Lord - if there is a Lord; save my soul - if I have a soul”.

Hala ka, Ms. MDB, kasab-anan ka ni Fr. Chic! ;D



hahahhaha!

kasabut na si Chic nako! he is one hell of a considerate preacher whom i respected a lot. para kana rang uban nga tingalon jud ka sa ilang gituohan! ug di ka mo tuo rakrakan kag taman taman dayun ug di ma kontento tang tangnon pa jud imong katungod!  hahahhaa!

know what i mean?
#4735
General Topic / Re: Unsay bag-ong "USO" karon?
March 09, 2010, 12:08:58 AM
Quote from: bugsay on March 09, 2010, 12:07:51 AM
uso ang magpakalbo....si mdb ang nagsulti.. ;D


ari mo diri sa Merika, kay pwerte ka uso ang kalbo..
#4736
General Topic / Re: Unsay bag-ong "USO" karon?
March 09, 2010, 12:02:17 AM
Quote from: hofelina on March 08, 2010, 07:56:07 PM
akong tambag ninyo isip cyber Manay, ajaw palabi kining unsay bag-ong orog ,kay kamo ma-stress lang. Ang velocity sa up-dates lisod apson money wise. If you settle for a gadget that works and still serves its purpose, that is fine. Ang kosog man gud sa ato kay kining pasikat. This creates envy and pride.

Work on yourself to be a better man and of a service to others, for sure you will get peace of mind. ;D



sakto jud ka Manay. unya sigi sila reklamo nga pait kinabuhi. abi nimo Manay kanang worth sa ila cellphone pwede na sila pagpagama ug water wells nga naay machine. pwede na unta sila mag garden sa likod sa ilang balay. long term income pa unta.

kita ka sa ilang mga cellphones, tag duha ka buok unya raba ang mga mahal pa jud!
#4737
Health and Food / Re: Naaalala Mo Pa Ba Noon Na...
March 08, 2010, 11:58:56 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2010, 07:22:36 PM
Di na ba gud diay kataw-an ron? ;D


huy uso na ang kalbo ron Hubs! ang uban bisan pwerteng bagaa ug buhok magpa kalbo para ingnon IN! singan!
#4738
weeeheheheh!

akong maguwang sa Manila naka tan aw delayed lang gamay pero at least live gamay! sigi lang basi ibalik to nila.
#4739
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 08, 2010, 02:20:23 PM
Quote from: fdaray on March 08, 2010, 01:27:25 PM
paniudto..., otang kamunggay tinunuan, gisubakan ug buwad bolinao.

OMGrrr!

hhhm, what did i eat today?

raisin oat bran muffin and coffee, murag mao ra man to.

diet root beer for dinner.
#4740
I was watching the whole show and was expecting Precious would win, but nope! Oscar went  with The hurt Locker. :-\
#4741
Health and Food / Naaalala Mo Pa Ba Noon Na...
March 08, 2010, 02:07:04 PM
1.diyes lang ang pamasahe, kandong libre pa?

2. ang babae lang ang may hikaw?

3.ang preso lang ang may tattoo?

4. si Erap at FPJ (sln) ay sa showbiz section lang ng dyaryo nababasa?

5. ang intindi mo ng LOL ay UL OL imbes na Laughing Out Loud?

6. ARCEGAS at ESCOLTA ang shoppingan sa bansa?

7. diyes lang ang isang basong taho?

8. at kailangan mong magdala ng sarili mong baso, kasi wala pang plastic cups noon si manong na magtataho?

9..chocnut, bukayo at kending vicks ang pinag-gagastusan mo ng sinko mo?

10.Sarsi with egg ang pampataba at star margarine at matamis na bao sa umaga?

11.nagkaka-kalyo ka dahil sa manual typewriter pa ang ginagamit mo para sa school paper mo?

12. kaya uso pa noon ang carbon paper?

13.at Tancho o Superman ang pang-ayos mo ng buhok?

14.KLIM ang tinitimpla ng nanay mo para sa'yo para inumin mo bago matulog?

15.nakakapag-grocery ka na 20 piso lang ang dala?

16.anim na numero lang ang kailangan mong tandaan para tawagan ang kaibigan mo?

17.diyaryo ang iyung tinutupi para maging baril-barilan?

18.singkwenta sentimos lang ang songhits?

19. pango pa si Vilma?

20.kay Paeng Yabut ka lang naniniwala pag-ukol sa panahon ang balita?

21. sinkwenta sentimos lang ang pa-gupit?

22. pinagtatawanan ang kalbo?

23. hindi uso ang gusot ang buhok at damit?

24.nakakahiya kung nakalitaw ang halfslip ng babae, ngayon nakadisplay pa ang panty at pusod?

25.lalaki pa noon si Ernie Maceda at Sonny Osmena?

26. hostess pa ang tawag, ngayon GRO na?

27. sa Escolta ka namimili ng pamasko mo?

28. payat na payaaaaaattt ka pa noon?

29. highway 54 pa noon at wala pang EDSA?

30. malago pa ang buhok mo?

31. songhits lang katalo na sa pagkanta.. ngayon naka Kareoke at videoke pa?

32. $1.00 = 2 pesos?

33. si Dolphy matanda na, hanggang ngayon buhay pa at nag aanak pa?

34. sa Quiapo dati "praise the lord", ngayon "assalaam alaykum" na?
                   

    Kung naaalala mo pa yan eh.. ano pa nga ba? meron pa ba akong nakalimutan?
#4742
Quote from: lgbluer on March 08, 2010, 01:08:17 PM
galagot jud q ai...very unresonable au aq employer..i dont like jud the way they approach..obvoius au ang favoritism...hahayyyy


Igbluer, are you using a cellphone? can you make the words clear for us please? we can hardly understand it. Please?
#4743
Quote from: chicogon on March 08, 2010, 11:34:38 AM
Gapapugos kinathay bwahaha!!! Tinuod bitaw... gipugos ko nga adto daw ko tan-aw


mas maajo bitaw daghan manan aw mas bibo! gudlak nalang 'Der!
#4744
Quote from: chicogon on March 08, 2010, 11:41:23 AM
Kitang mga Pinoy adunay "saints abroad" complex.... buotan jamo sa gawas, pero sulod sa kaugalingong balay kay spoiled jamo, nagsalig ni tatay ug nanay hahaha. Mao sad kong mo abroad... buotan jamo mag sunod2x ug rules sa laing nasud, pero inig uli sa atoa, takilid dajon sa paril morag laki na iro... morag dunay mission statement: magsabwag ug lagim, aw, alisngaw sa anso diay!!! Hahahaha!  ;D


hahahha!

Chicky akong banana di jud mangihi sa kilid2x labi na ug mag long drive mi, di bisan kabuthonon na ang pantug di jud mangihi ug di kaselyas! hahahha! ana unta noh?
#4745
General Topic / Re: Virginity Restoration
March 08, 2010, 10:44:25 AM
Quote from: buwadsanga on March 08, 2010, 10:20:45 AM
sulti akong amigo nga seaman. sa brazil, ang pa piut sa ilang vagina tawas! ihidhid aron mo ko, aron mo hugot. mura kono pog virgin labinag mo arte na nga murag kahilakon ang gurl. pero pastilan bantay kono ta kay labihang paita!


huy bujag di ba sad kaha na mo sapnot? pero ang tawas baja maka ajo ug mga samad samad. kanumdom ko sa Pinas kanang mag pedicure sa una dayun masamad kay agi ug kinulitog sa manicuresta, tambalan dayun ug tawas, ajo dajun.
#4746
Sports and Fitness / Re: Best PBA Player of all Time
March 08, 2010, 10:42:29 AM
Quote from: fdaray on March 08, 2010, 06:42:44 AM
Kinsay best PBA player? depends on us.


kinsa lagi imong gipili? LOL!
#4747
Quote from: chicogon on March 07, 2010, 03:57:31 AM
Adto lang gehapon sa balay sa akong amigo, same as last time... karon pajud ko ge invite ky didto man ko naniudto hehehe


esmangil, didto ka naniudto para imbitahon ka! hahaha!
#4748
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
March 08, 2010, 10:38:00 AM
Quote from: nat-cast on March 08, 2010, 08:52:41 AM



hahahahhah!

pwerte intawon tutok sa Kitty unsaon pag liso!
#4749
Love Talk / Re: A Prayer For Couples
March 08, 2010, 10:37:09 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on March 08, 2010, 10:32:45 AM
I am not married. This was posted for all couples to read. And Pray.

:)

o ok abi nako na minyo mo adto imong girl... ;-)
#4750
Quote from: fdaray on March 08, 2010, 08:24:22 AM
Ang  makahugaw sa bisan asang lugar ang mga basura. Mahina ang disposal  sa mga basura. Ikaduha, ang mga Pinoy wala pay deseplina  unsaon pagdispose sa mga malata ug dili malata, isagol lang gihapon  Inig human ug kaon sa biscuits ilabay dayon ang wraper bisan asa.


unsaon pag desiplina ang mga tawo nga puro busy na ang mga opisyales. lajo pa gani kaajo ang election na busy na imbis mag akatar sa lungsod.

If Singapore can do it why cant we Filipinos do it?

Katingalahan ang mga Pinoy ug naa sa lain nga nasud, nganong mi sunod man ug rules? labi na ang paglabay sa mga basura bisan asa?
#4751
Love Talk / Re: A Prayer For Couples
March 08, 2010, 10:30:49 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on March 08, 2010, 10:03:27 AM
Dear God,
Please make of our relationship a great and holy adventure.
May our joining be a sacred space.
May the two of us find rest here, a haven for our souls.
Remove from us any temptation to judge one another or to direct one another.
We surrender to You our conflicts and our burdens.
We know You are our answer and our rock.
Help us to not forget.
Bring us together in heart and mind as well as body.
Remove from us the temptation to criticize or be cruel.
May we not be tempted by fantasies and projections.
But guide us in the ways of holiness.
Save us from darkness.
May this relationship be a burst of light.
May it be a fount of love and wisdom for us, for our family, for our community, for our world.
May this bond be a channel for Your love and healing, a vehicle of Your grace and power.
As lessons come and challenges grow, let us not be tempted to forsake each other.
Let us always remember that in each other we have the most beautiful woman, the most beautiful man,
The strongest one,
The sacred one in whose arms we are repaired.
May be remain young in this relationship.
Bring us what You desire for us,
And show us how You would have us be.
Thank You, dear God,
You who are the cement between us.
Thank You for this love.
Amen.

since when did you get married??
#4752
Jokes and Humor / Re: Viagra - Under Doctors Orders
March 08, 2010, 09:33:57 AM
way batasan! hahahhaha!
#4753
at last!!!!
#4754
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2010, 05:47:19 AM
Duda ko anang "hehehe" nimo, Bay Bugs... ;D


Sus Bag ning gawas na sad na imong pagka Madam Auring! hasta giggle nga gisuwat na feel na nimo!!! hwahahha!
#4755
Sports and Fitness / Re: Best PBA Player of all Time
March 08, 2010, 06:29:43 AM
Quote from: chicogon on March 07, 2010, 12:54:12 AM
Naa naman si Bogs, the best perimenter shooter of all ug si Bernard Fabiosa, whose number 15 I wore in college, theology and beyond, kang bay Freddie Hubalde na lang ko ug ni ingko Francis Arnaiz - both former MVPs in the 70s.  ;D


yehey giapil pa jud si Ingko!
#4756
Quote from: insurectus on March 08, 2010, 05:22:24 AM
galibog ko unsa kaha formula gamit nganong
multiply man jud dili man add


bwahahhahahahhahahah!

basi gamitan pa jud na Em2 Tus?
#4757
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2010, 05:34:18 AM
Ah, some kind of uniform, then! Well, I presume you're always at home? ;D


basi mao jud na ila suotonon Hubs? hahahhaha!
#4758
How To Tips / Re: How to be happy in the next hour
March 08, 2010, 06:26:26 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2010, 05:50:17 AM
Bitaw, wa tay problema how to be happy in the next hour. Adto tingali ta maglisod sa how to be happy in the next life! ;D

korek! (if theres any)   
#4759
Quote from: Aaron on March 08, 2010, 03:10:45 AM
no im not in favor  kc  against the GOD LAW...go into the world and multiply xxxxxxxxxxx




O shatdapakap, Aaron! haahahha!
#4760
Quote from: Aaron on March 08, 2010, 03:14:10 AM
bitaw,,,,,



Hey Aaron, how you doin' meyn???
#4761
How To Tips / Re: How to be happy in the next hour
March 07, 2010, 11:03:27 PM
Quote from: Michael Ligalig on June 05, 2007, 06:07:06 PM
1. Boost your energy: stand up and pace while you talk on the phone or, even better, take a brisk ten-minute walk outside. Research shows that when people move faster, their metabolism speeds up, and the activity and sunlight are good for your focus, your mood, and the retention of information. Plus, because of “emotional contagion,” if you act energetic, you’ll help the people around you feel energetic, too.

2. Reach out to friends: make a lunch date or send an email to a friend you haven’t seen in a while. Having warm, close bonds with other people is one of the keys to happiness, so take the time to stay in touch. Somewhat surprisingly, it turns out that socializing boosts the moods not only of extroverts, but also of introverts.

3. Rid yourself of a nagging task: answer a difficult email, purchase something you need, or call to make that dentist’s appointment. Crossing an irksome chore off your to-do list will give you a big rush of energy and cheer, and you’ll be surprised that you procrastinated for so long.

4. Create a calmer environment: clear some physical and mental space around your desk by sorting papers, pitching junk, stowing supplies, sending out quick responses, filing, or even just making your piles neater. A large stack of little tasks can feel overwhelming, but often just a few minutes of work can make a sizeable dent. Try to get in the habit of using the “one minute rule”â€"i.e., never postpone any task that can be completed in less than one minute. An uncluttered environment will contribute to a more serene mood.

5. Lay the groundwork for some future fun: order a book you’ve been wanting to read (not something you think you should read) or plan a weekend excursion to a museum, hiking trail, sporting event, gardening store, movie theaterâ€"whatever sounds like fun. Studies show that having fun on a regular basis is a pillar of happiness, and anticipation is an important part of that pleasure. Try to involve friends or family, as well; people enjoy almost all activities more when they’re with other people than when they’re alone.

6. Do a good deed: make an email introduction of two people who could help each other, or set up a blind date, or shoot someone a piece of useful information or gratifying praise. Do good, feel goodâ€"this really works. Also, although we often believe that we act because of the way we feel, in fact, we often feel because of the way we act. When you act in a friendly way, you’ll strengthen your feelings of friendliness for other people.

7. Act happy: put a smile on your face right now, and keep smiling. Research shows that even an artificially induced smile has a positive influence on your emotionsâ€"turns out that just going through the motion of happiness brightens your mood. And if you’re smiling, other people will perceive you as being friendlier and more approachable.

Some people worry that wanting to be happier is a selfish goal. To the contrary. Studies show that happier people are more sociable, likeable, healthy, and productiveâ€"and they’re more inclined to help other people. So in working to boost your own happiness, you’re benefiting others as well. (happiness-project.com)

8. Read Tubag Bohol bisaya jokes. :)


dili applicable sa mga Pilipino kay daghan sila ani, nang hinobra! hahahahhha!
#4762
Quote from: chicogon on March 05, 2010, 10:29:56 AM
Mao ba nay panty ge ukoy? Aw! Soweee...
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 07, 2010, 03:45:58 PM
Ang pantukoy ay salita o tunog na ginagamit sa pagtawag ng aso. ;D


hahahhaha!
#4763
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 07, 2010, 10:28:12 PM
Quote from: grazie7y on March 07, 2010, 05:05:12 AM
S kabitch-c! ok ra na way walking! hahaha  bitaw, korek, FCD endorser baja ka! 


aguy kalami anang S-ka-Bitch-C Tiyaaaaaaaaa!
#4764
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
March 07, 2010, 10:24:19 PM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 07, 2010, 12:53:59 PM
Mingaw mura mura pud sa probinsya sa atua. Kami ra intawon sa ahong mga anak maglakaw lakaw diri.

sa atoa ang nagpujo sa kamingawan mao raman kadtong ujamot. diri sa merika Kel ang mga adunahan tua man sa mga kamingawan...! hahaha!

bali noh? you have no idea how it feels like to live in a big city Kel, its like living to suvive. Nakita nako gahapon sa National Geographic channel nga nga tawo sa Manila tua sa sementeryo namujo! ang mga musoleo gihimo na nilang pinuy-anan. Sus haskang ulawa jud pamation. I was hoping way nakakita akong mga kagupa diri kay haskang uwawa man jud oi! sorry peeps! ikauwaw jud nako na kay sa mga nag baul sa probinsya.
#4765
Health and Food / Re: All About Cucumbers
March 07, 2010, 10:16:41 PM
Quote from: grazie7y on March 07, 2010, 05:09:05 AM
Guys, try this Mean Green Cucumber Juice!  Lami kaayo.  Mao ni ang link:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sunny-anderson/mean-green-cucumber-juice-recipe/index.html

Ang akong gi usab, ang simple sugar, equal parts of sugar and water, meaning kanang sa recipe, 2 cups sugar, 2 cups water.  Let the simple sugar simmer for about 10 to 15 minutes para mo concentrate gamay, then add the shredded cucumber, per recipe. 

And then, add GIN or SAKE!  Bisan gamay ba lamang just to kick this juice another notch!  :D


how could you ever drink cucumber juice and not eating AMPALAYA??

i eat it but i cant drink  it gajud!

wehehehe
#4766
this is not supposed to be  a kind of topic which needs to be debated.

It MUST be implemented to lessen population, diseases and abortion.

period.

>:(
#4767
Music and Video / I Want To Know What Love Is
March 07, 2010, 03:28:57 AM
I want you to show me...


Mariah Carey - I Want to Know What Love Is ( Live Today Show 10/02/2009 )

I gotta take a little time
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines
In case I need it when I'm older

In my life there's been heartache and pain
I don't know if I can face it again
Can't stop now, I've traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

I'm gonna take a little time
A little time to look around me
I've got nowhere left to hide
It looks like love has finally found me

In my life there's been heartache and pain
I don't know if I can face it again
I can't stop now, I've traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
And I wanna feel, I want to feel what love is
And I know, I know you can show me

Let's talk about love
I wanna know what love is, the love that you feel inside
I want you to show me, and I'm feeling so much love
I wanna feel what love is, no, you just cannot hide
I know you can show me, yeah
#4768
I really cant stop laughing at this, i got in the mail!  ;D



WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack..

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.   



;D  ;D  ;D
#4769
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 07, 2010, 02:20:13 AM
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 07, 2010, 02:01:55 AM
Brown unya textured kay gikan man na sa stale bread unya gikoloran og dark. Unya naay yellow or cream-colored, sometimes pink, nga lining pasulod hangtud sa gawas. Imagine na lang kanang round, big but flat lollipop, pero bagumbayan.

wahahha! o yeahhhh! mao jud na! sus peborit nako na sa una! sa amoa sa Mindanao tawagon man sad namo na usahay ug BAKYA! kay dagko man sa amoa mura ug bakya! hahahahha!
#4770
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 07, 2010, 01:51:48 AM
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 07, 2010, 01:48:54 AM
puwa nga humay
buwad kitong
piniritong isda
piniritong inun-onan
noodles with sardinas and cheese
kinuskus nga carrot with sweetened kalamansi juice
apple juice
Tanduay Ice (a brand of punch)
patatas crackers
rollingbayan (bagumbayan nga lingin but flat)[/size]
dried mangoes


Kods gimingaw na jud ko anang bagumbayan! mao ba na kadtong naay pink sa kilid? aguyyy!
#4771
Philippine History / Re: Happy Birthday, Koddi!
March 07, 2010, 01:42:43 AM
huy naa diay ka FB account? nganong wa man ko nimo gi apil? naa jud kay pinili do`!
#4772
Philippine History / Re: Happy Birthday, Koddi!
March 07, 2010, 01:41:57 AM
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 07, 2010, 01:39:55 AM
Hala . . . gipakuratan jud ko ani ni Grazie7y. Gigam-an man jud og thread nga alang lang gyud sa mga motimbaya nako. Daghan kaayong salamat sa tanan. Yano lang kaayo ang akong pagsaulog sa sumad sa akong adlawng natawhan.  Grabe kadaghan sa mi-greet thru texts, Facebook, e-mail, landline, ug kini nga thread. Nangu-u na ning akong mga tudlo og tinubag, ha ha ha !!! Again, daghaaang salamat.


faet nang daghan tag fans Kods noh? sigi lang bag-o bitaw ka manicure!!! post some photos sa foods ha?
#4773
Quote from: chicogon on March 07, 2010, 12:57:02 AM
The last fight with Cotto morag gihingot-an si Cotto; karon si Joshua Clottey mahimo jud nang Joshua "Blood Clot" Clotty.


bwahahaha! so clotty raba has nothing to lose! anyway, nag palit na ka sa imong PPV? mag party ka sa inyuha 'Der?  sus si banana ning palit na!
#4774
Health and Food / Re: All About Cucumbers
March 07, 2010, 01:38:18 AM
Quote from: chicogon on March 07, 2010, 01:19:47 AM
Ows mao ba? How did I miss that?!! Abi ko man ug flashlight ning akong tigda bwahahaha!!!! Aw S-pot diay!!! ;D ;D ;D


bwahahhahah!

siguradoha lang na injung S-POT nga naay baterya kanunay! ug hinay na ibuwad na laman na sa init para mo work pa...!
#4775
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon
March 06, 2010, 11:12:18 PM
bwahahahhaha!
#4776
Philippine History / Re: Happy Birthday, Koddi!
March 06, 2010, 11:08:37 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 06, 2010, 08:41:14 PM
Dawata ang kinasingkasing namong mga pahalipay atol sa imong adlawng natawhan, Bay Koddi! Considering your mouth-watering daily fare, we shudder to imagine what a sumptuous feast you must have in store for this happy occasion.

  :'( - Si Botoy nga gahilak kay naglaway...


sawra na imong luha Toy kay sajang electrolyte na imong electrolyte! pila ka tuig gitigum unja ihilak laman!!
#4777




Quote from: ms da binsi on March 06, 2010, 11:04:55 PM

pastilan ug tarotot ang silihan Islander! wahahahha!

btw, speaking of tarotot! unsaon na laman sa atoa nga hingaon ug kinilaw si Dodong ug si Inday? kana raba sili sa atoa di preha sa jalapeno dri nga dali ra mawa ang halang! unya ug ma hornet si Dodong? gusto magpa tarotot ni Inday? waaaaaaaaaa! huy bad man ta ani oi! hahahha!
Quote from: islander on March 06, 2010, 10:56:45 PM
go ahead, ms. mdb, go ahead.  barogi ang pilipinhong bilahan nga wa ipatara og bitay.  magpili ba diay sila ug unsay angay i-overnight.  abi na lang kay way bilahan ang sapatos... karon, di natubag na nimo ang tigmo ni bay hubag.  bibig diay nga vertical, dili ang horizontal, harharhar!  (angay pod tingali silihan ang mga torotot nga nagkadiin-diin lag pataka ug panghilabot ug mga lain-laing bibig.  kapuliki gyog dagan si ondoy,  ;D ;D ;D)
#4778
Quote from: islander on March 06, 2010, 10:56:45 PM
go ahead, ms. mdb, go ahead.  barogi ang pilipinhong bilahan nga wa ipatara og bitay.  magpili ba diay sila ug unsay angay i-overnight.  abi na lang kay way bilahan ang sapatos... karon, di natubag na nimo ang tigmo ni bay hubag.  bibig diay nga vertical, dili ang horizontal, harharhar!  (angay pod tingali silihan ang mga torotot nga nagkadiin-diin lag pataka ug panghilabot ug mga lain-laing bibig.  kapuliki gyog dagan si ondoy,  ;D ;D ;D)


pastilan ug tarotot ang silihan Islander! wahahahha!

btw, speaking of tarotot! unsaon na laman sa atoa nga hingaon ug kinilaw si Dodong ug si Inday? kana raba sili sa atoa di preha sa jalapeno dri nga dali ra mawa ang halang! unya ug ma hornet si Dodong? gusto magpa tarotot ni Inday? waaaaaaaaaa! huy bad man ta ani oi! hahahha!
#4779
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
March 06, 2010, 10:52:25 PM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 06, 2010, 10:51:31 PM
Dia nag mga liso pero gihuwat pa naho ang liso sa mais nga heavenly ang katam-is basin ihatag na to sa corn seed dealer soon.

aguy aguy!!! kalami!
#4780
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 06, 2010, 10:51:36 PM
Quote from: chicogon on March 06, 2010, 02:32:09 PM
Midnight snaks: gi bahaw-bahaw nahabilin nga kinilaw ug adobong nokos!!! Kung bangungoton ko, aw, sige lang, nice smile man pod kay busog!!! Bwahehehe!!!

Simbako simbako bwahahaha!!!


Huy Chick, pag walking baja ha? bisan 30 minutes lang a day. dili tong walking nga nag liraw liraw ang mata ug tan aw sa mga dalaga! kadtong lakaw nga murag gigokod sa iro bah! hahahha!
#4781
Technology / Re: Murder Because of Facebook Picture
March 06, 2010, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: Michael Ligalig on March 06, 2010, 09:54:37 PM
A woman was stabbed repeatedly by her ex-lover after he saw a picture of her with her new boyfriend on Facebook.

Paul Bristol, 25, was found guilty at the Old Bailey of murdering Camille Mathurasingh, 27, at her east London home in April 2009.

The IT technician, who lived in Trinidad and Tobago, flew to London within two weeks of seeing the picture and killed the accountant.

Bristol, who denied murder, is expected to be sentenced later this month.

The court heard he could not accept "it was over" and had come to "win" his girlfriend back.

Bristol, who worked for the Trinidad and Tobago Ministry of Administration, and Miss Mathurasingh met during the three years she worked for PricewaterhouseCoopers in Port of Spain, Trinidad. - BBC


too bad.
#4782
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
March 06, 2010, 10:46:38 PM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 06, 2010, 09:10:47 PM

init na kay above freezing naman hehhehe. Me pushing jacob stroller and Melissa pushing her little stroller nga sulod si Chicky iyang stuff chicken toy. Nagwalk mi ani.

our dog Blacky nagwatch ni jacob samtang nagduwa duwa mi sa creek.paanod anod ug sticks hehehe.




sus Kel nag wanang2x jud inyung farm! taympa ang atong liso??? hahahhaha!
#4783
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 06, 2010, 10:36:56 PM
Ang aling bibig ang sisilihan? Bwahaha! ;D


ouch! ouch!

kataw anan! speaking of silihan, sa locker room sa akong gym naay daghan reminder gipatapot sa bongbong nga no ovenight use ang locker room. unya in the middle of all lockers naa kuy nakita nga naay swimsuit nagbitay sa pwertehan, since i started going to that gym. pero lain lain nga swim suit but i know for sure usa ray tag-ija. gahapon ako na jud gibutangan ug note nga kani imong swimsuit nga nagbitay diri maoy naka untidy sa tibuok lugar!!! while nag suwat ko nag huna huna ko ako kaha ni butangan ug chili powder ning bilahan ani! kay nag lagut na jud ko kaajo. Nanong nag lagot ko kay nahabilin akong running shoes one time the next day gikuha sa management kay kuno "no overnight"! unya ang swimsuit nga sigi lang nagbitay sa locker wa jud naka dare ug hipos!!!

sa Monday ig balik nako, ug naa pa to! sorry naa jud mag igpot2x!!!  hahahahahha!

BAD ME!!! noh? hahahhaha!
#4784
...and is highly polluted too.
#4785
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
March 06, 2010, 08:32:42 PM
ug naa kay friendster, photobucket or flickr acct imo usa na i download didto usa nimo ipapilit diri,,,
#4786
Philippine History / Re: Happy Birthday, Koddi!
March 06, 2010, 08:25:25 PM
Happy birthday Kods!!!

whats on menu today?

again enjoy your day!!!
#4787
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 06, 2010, 01:48:26 PM
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 06, 2010, 01:45:53 PM
Thanks, MDB !!! Quarterly man ko nagpacheck sa akong FBS. Ok ra man.


Very good.
#4788
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 06, 2010, 01:36:32 PM
Quote from: chicogon on March 06, 2010, 12:45:06 PM
Biernes sa Cuaresma galuto na lang tawon kog nokos adobo, ga kilaw ug tuna nga gehugasag suka, gekumot sa mayonnaise, ge dakdakg 3 ka siling kolikot ug gi dayan-dayanan ug sibuyas, kamatis ug sibuyas dahon... salciado talapia (binisayang eskabetse) 2 kabuok, unja ga pritog vietnamese nga buwad nga dili kaayo parat (ge bo-boag garlic powder, secret aron di manimaho ang sulod sa balay). Haskang busoga jud nuon!!!  ;D



taympa!

tudloi daw ko unsaon pagluto ug sarciado beh?
#4789
kalisud i predict oi. well see...
#4790
Quote from: islander on March 06, 2010, 12:21:29 PM
that's scary, ms. mdb.  nalipay ko nga wa ka mapugos to "do the same".  mahimo baja maglabandera o magpa-helper o maninda ug ginagmay.  mabuhi na baja ta sa ato ani.  kadaghanan, ang mo-enter aning prostitution kadtong mga ambisyosa ug ang mga apurado nga makakuha ug material comforts.  opkors, nagtangag pod silag sad stories, which by themselves are as old as time, like prostitution.  but no sad story can defend an immoral act, or what's religion for?  we need not cast the first stone, but even without stones cast, the act of prostitution was and will never be elevated to a moral ground.    


di jud kabajad ug college ang labandera. be real. I was just lucky my parents can send 3 children to college at one time. I just dont want to condemn them unless they do that for pleasure...thats illness.


btw. ug maka numdom ka sa movie nga Forrest Gump, nga nagpa jerjer ija mama sa head of school or something para lang maka eskwela sa normal school si Forrest. mao mao ra na nga sitwasyon. selling oneself para maka survive.
#4791
Health and Food / Re: All About Cucumbers
March 06, 2010, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 06, 2010, 01:18:38 PM
Dugay na ning balitaa, pero basin naay taga TB nga wa pa kabasa ani:


Jobert Sucaldito hospitalized after accident with cucumber

Showbiz talk show host Jobert Sucaldito is recovering at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City after a successful emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum, according to reports.

Sucaldito, one of the hosts of ABS-CBN’s “The Buzz,” reportedly met with the accident Sunday night and was rushed to the hospital after complaining of “extreme pain” in his bottom.

X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucaldito’s household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucaldito’s bedroom.

They said it had “bite marks” and was in a “soggy” state.

Besides the cucumber, they said they also found “a bottle of Johnson’s baby oil, pictures of scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper.”

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.

“Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast)” he said.

In a related development, a group of vegan Filipinos is reportedly thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable.

(www.pinoymoneytalk.com)


;D



BAKAKON shang bajuta shaaaa!
#4792
Sports and Fitness / Re: Best PBA Player of all Time
March 06, 2010, 01:18:14 PM
Quote from: Michael Ligalig on March 06, 2010, 11:34:05 AM
Who do you think is the best PBA player of all time?


Michael Jordan


aw sori! PBA man diay gi ask! hahaha!

JAWO!!! :D
#4793
Quotable Quotes / Re: Seeing An Angel
March 06, 2010, 01:14:44 PM
Robbie Williams-Angels


I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate
And do they know
The places where we go
When we're grey and old
'cos I have been told
That salvation lets their wings unfold
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel the love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead
;)
#4794
Music and Video / Re: Dying Young
March 06, 2010, 11:16:39 AM
Im in sunshine...state.
#4795
Music and Video / Dying Young
March 06, 2010, 10:26:24 AM
Good night everyone, got to sleep early. Got a bit jet lag. Hope to see you tomorrow...





Kenny G - Theme from Dying Young
#4796
General Topic / Re: Unsay bag-ong "USO" karon?
March 06, 2010, 09:17:25 AM
Quote from: nat-cast on March 06, 2010, 09:15:26 AM
mao. sakit pud ni labi ng maigu ang atong kigul.


ajo laman ug kigol unya ug ma atubangan??? pastilan!!!
#4797
hahahah! dili to ako oi! hwahahha!
#4798
kadyut akong tan awon...ug ako ba to. ;P
#4799
Love Talk / Re: 10 Signs Your Guy is Smitten
March 06, 2010, 09:14:07 AM
Quote from: chicogon on March 06, 2010, 06:05:47 AM
True!!!  :D :D :D

Pwede pod ika 11th mosugot na si laki nga ma "under de saya" (henpecked)


oh YEAAAAHHH!!! ahahha!
#4800
hala nindot lagi ni Chick!!!

thanks for sharing...