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Quote from: islander on February 19, 2012, 11:45:17 PM
whistling gyod na kay gihuyop ang anus morag balloon, mao nga niburot ang tiyan.  mao nay tambal ug constipation.

Hmm, hayan perming mag constipation si banana republic...

Bitaw, total old flame na man to si Sarah, ug tataw nga napawong na...

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 20, 2012, 11:33:03 AM
Nakalaag mi sa Bohol. Sa area nila Te Racquel dihay Couples for Christ nga mao intawoy nag-akatar pud namo ug hatid hatod sa venue unja mokuha namo inig ka gabii. Ambot ug giunsa to pagkaamigo sa among kauban nga si Bro. Nino (parionon ni sija). Mao pud to nagtour namo sa Bohol gikan didtos Chocolate Hills, tarsier, floating restaurant and river cruise sa Loboc, sa Baclayon Church. Wa na mi kalaag kaajo kay wa nay oras pero nag enjoy mi kaajo!

Salamat sa imong pagduaw sa yutang natawhan ni Botoy, Bay Tigs! Maayo untag nakaabot ka sa amoa jud, sa Dimiao...

All is fair in love and war. Obviously, both parties entered into agreement with unclean hands.

Hmm, angay malipay si Rachel nga daginotan si John, wa usiki ang old unsent card. Obviously good husband material...

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2012, 12:22:45 AM
kun wa pay pantalon, nagkinahanglan ug orinola, hahaha!

Hmm, asa kaha ipahiluna ang orinola?

Quote from: bugsay on February 19, 2012, 11:48:39 PM
CURVILICIOUS!!

He he, wa na jud kaantos ang kanahan...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 16, 2012, 05:54:02 PM
Katig han Sinirangan Bisayas Waray

Katig? Hmm, way Bugsay diha?

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2012, 02:00:02 AM
well, maybe the news writer (or the quoted merle alunan) meant that a caesura can be used as a measurement of balance?  samot kalibog akong kutaw...   

Tira pasagad ra man ni nga news writer. Ang caesura maoy mobalanse o maoy sumbanan? Pag-sure, oi...

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2012, 12:41:18 AM
pinaparisan pa han luyat na tarong       parisan pag luyat nga eggplant

Kay ano "eggplant" man ang gamit mo day?

Sabagay, fast learner man...

Mangamungi mangamungi ni. Mangaopaw mangaopaw pud...

Hmm, padung man ni maligo sa atabay downstream...

Quote from: islander on February 20, 2012, 12:03:16 AM
suddenly, bilbil is in.  

Hmm, gi-liposuction?

Quote from: islander on February 19, 2012, 11:41:50 PM
i will wait for bugsay's poetry book.

Quote from: bugsay on February 19, 2012, 11:45:21 PM
SOLD OUT!

Hmm, basin SOLD OUT kay naay illustrations nga sama sa chick photographer nga way pantalon...

Quote from: chicogon on February 20, 2012, 09:44:45 AM
Nagkinahanglan sa doktor... 

Kahibawo ba kaha ang doktor mokawot Bugsay-style...

Bitaw, this is how it is...


from The Physics of Giants and Dwarves: What we know about the existence and viability of drastically scaled creatures
By Julian G. Franco

Now let us see what happens when we expand our human to gigantic dimensions. If we augment the linear dimensions 10 times (i.e., our human giant’s height, fingers, nose and so on are ten times longer), the surface area of her skin will be 100 times larger and her bones 100 times thicker. Her volume will be 1,000 times larger, so that she will be supporting and moving around 1,000 times more weight than the original human.

Imagine that your neighbor Mary, who weighs 70 kg (154 lb), suddenly and magically becomes 10 times taller. Now you have 1,000 Mary's, her weight being now 70 tons!  And you thought she was overweight before. That presents us with an insoluble situation. Her weight has increased 1,000 times, but her strength has increased only 100 times, as given by the corresponding increase in bone thickness. Therefore, if she could exist, she would feel like she was carrying nine extra people on top of her! If we were actually able to construct this giant human of flesh and bone with the exact same biology as ours, she wouldn’t survive, just on the basis of strength, her bones breaking, the doomed giant crushing under her own weight.

Evolutionarily speaking, this is one, among other drastic limitations, that prevent humans as a species, from growing much larger than its present overall sizeâ€"short of changing their water/carbon-based biology, its shape, or both. Furthermore, since we all have a common origin and share the same biology, we can also study other animals that are closely related to each other and see what happens as size goes up and down. All mammals, for instance, are made pretty much of the same kind of flesh and bone and share many anatomical features.

Galileo was the first one to do exactly this. He compared the leg bones of a gazelle and a bison, both mammals of the deer family.  He noticed that the bison’s leg bones were disproportionally thickened, as compared to the equivalent gazelle's bones. The bison cannot grow to be so heavy and at the same time keep the graceful figure of the gazelle. A  glaring example of this needed disproportion is the stocky legs of an elephant.

Please note that it is not that human-like giants couldn’t exist, in principle, and up to a certain extent. It is simply that they would be completely different than the known human; i.e., same shape and proportions as ours, but bones of a superstrong, non-biological material; or same biology, but with a drastic change in proportions, becoming squatter and broader as the size increases.  James Trefil, a noted American physicist and author, has pointed out for the sake of argument, that if we want to design a gravitationally viable, flesh, bone, and blood human giant, five times as tall as we are, it would weigh roughly twice as much as an elephant (12 tons), and look more like a Sherman tank than a person, 9-ft tall, 8-ft from front to back, and 16-ft wide!

More at: http://knol.google.com/k/the-physics-of-giants-and-dwarves#

He he, way lingaw, ay...

Dia ra ang iyang drinking buddy, wa kaayo maigo kay di isog ang giinom...

Quote from: bugsay on February 19, 2012, 10:21:40 PM
di na ako..pero TB member gihapon..

Hmm, katagilungsod?

Quote from: bugsay on February 19, 2012, 10:08:27 PM
matintalon nga sinud-ongan....daw sa duna'y gibukhad nga lit-ag sa duol nga unahan.

Hmm, malagmit adunay pasgong diin ang atong paghisalaag sa ingon mosangpot sa pagkalubo ang mga kuyamoy sa atong kaikag...

Quote from: bugsay on February 19, 2012, 10:02:27 PM
usa ka kamot ang gigamit...sa ngitngit nga pangahas...kay..naggunit sa sanga ang pikas..

...ug sa maong paagi nisamot ang kakulba-hinam, subay sa posibilidad nga matagak sa dili pa makapagawas sa nagpuot nga kahigwaos...

Hmm, nurse man tingali ni siya, Bay Bugs. Pa-admit una aron pwedeng ikaw mokawot...

Quote from: bugsay on February 19, 2012, 09:56:29 PM
hapsay seguro atong panarbaho aning dapita...

Hmm, di ba ikaw nang nagduko sa tuong bahin, Bay Bugs?

Kapoy baya pud bisag Lazy Sunday... 

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him. --Olin Miller

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 01:49:04 PM
absent man lagi ka gahapon bai hubs,,

Medyo permi na ko ron ma-absent, Bay Chris, kay hubas na ang tinigom. Kinahanglan mogawas sa langob aron makabunal og Insik. Oops, sorry for the idiom, daghan ra ba diay mga wakang diri...

Gapatabang og lima?

Hmm, naay tungaw?

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 01:52:06 PM
para mapon an,,,,he,he,he,,mo awas na madugay,,,

Morag niawas nag gamay galing...

Quote from: chriswise on January 31, 2012, 02:27:43 PM
nya ang side effect sa body building?mura kang mayor man,,,wala para mo tog ana si bai bugs,,kong tinood ba,,he,he

Bwahaha! Unsaon na lang ang daghang alaga kon maohon. Aw Bisaya gud, gahi og dila...

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 02:08:31 PM
nya,,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,,,,,elisan nako taod2x,,he,he,,kay naay mosondog,,he,he,

Padayon lang, Bay Chris, kay daghan na unya mong tig-usab-usab...

Aquino brushed off rumors the Iglesia ni Cristo (INC) will stage a big rally for Corona on February 28.

He said his government has already talked to INC officials on the matter. He claimed INC had already denied this.

He said many people will take advantage of the situation, especially by spin-doctors.

“Marami talagang pagsasamantala. Eto siguro ay media war at saka spin war, so bakit ho ba tayo kakabahan? Wala ho tayong ginagawang mali,” he said.

In a separate statement, meanwhile, the Integrated Bar of the Philippines (IBP) warned Aquino of his liabilities if proven that he is indeed meddling in the impeachment trial.

“The Constitution provides that the Senate has the sole power to try and decide impeachment cases. Any act of the President that interferes with the exercise by the Senate of such sole power is arguably a culpable violation of that constitutional provision,” the IBP said in the statement issued through its spokesman and Northern Luzon governor lawyer Dennis Habawel.

Culpable violation of the constitution is an impeachable offense. -- http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/02/19/12/aquino-i-have-no-psychological-records

Hala, padayon ang kinamrasay...

Aquino: I have no psychological records
By Ira Pedrasa, ABS-CBNnews.com


MANILA, Philippines (UPDATED) - President Benigno Aquino III insisted he does not have any psychological records that would put to question his mental fitness.

On the sidelines of the 33rd founding anniversary of the Aurora province, he said the dare of Chief Justice Renato Corona last week is just a rehash of accusations leveled against him during the May 2010 elections.

“Sa psych records…atake sa atin noong kampanya ‘yanâ€"to produce, open. So, balikan natin…sana sa lahat sa atin na nag-a-ano nito, siguro kung sino man ang sasabihan nang ganoon, hindi maganda,” he said.

He also said he will not shut up in commenting about the trial, saying it is his duty to talk about the public’s sentiments.

“A democracy is the majority deciding for everybody and you cannot decide properly if there is no discourse within the contending sides in any issue. So to keep quiet about the whole thing is, I think, wrong. Time to time, I reserve my right to be able to say what I believe should be said to the people,” he said.

Also in attendance during the founding anniversary were Rep. Sonny Angara, a member of the prosecution panel, and Senator Edgardo Angara, a judge in the trial.

In a statement issued to the media on Friday, Corona challenged Aquino to produce his statement of assets, liabilities and net worth, as well as his bank accounts and psychological records.

“Mayroon po tayong obligasyon na ipakita sa taong-bayan na maayos ang ating pag-iisip,” Corona said in the statement.

He told Aquino: “Ang tungkulin po ninyo ay hanapan ng lunas ang lumalalang kahirapan at pagkagutom ng marami nating mamamayan, walang humpay na pagtaas ng presyo ng gasoline…at mabagal na tugon sa mga nasalanta ng kalamidad…”

Quote from: chriswise on January 30, 2012, 01:59:44 PM
unsa man diay chopstick,,he,he,

Aw, abi kog nagtinagawog ka ba...

Minanok man o inugok
Sapol ang binugok...

Kini kay gadungaw jud...

Quote from: chriswise on February 07, 2012, 09:43:43 PM
jamo nay kosensya ning mga tawhana,,,,,

Posible ba kaha nga jamo nay ikapakaon sa pamilya...

Hmm, isul-ob tingali ni niya kon manguyab siya...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 19, 2012, 11:58:43 AM
Sakto iring ug (H)ero mga anghel nga nagtakuban sama ni Botoyitot. Kumusta naman tuod si Botoyitot Toy? ingdugangan ba ag iyang scars sa iyang kauwagan este pakigbugno sa ubang iring sungkaban.

Kaluoy sa Diyos OK man si Botoyitot, Raqz. Di na kaayo laag kay guwang na man, permi na lang matug. Pero naa puy panahon nga kahinumdom tingali siya sa iyang kabatan-on...

He he, ingon ani diay ang tripping...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 19, 2012, 05:58:26 PM



The original...

The copycat, er, copyfrog...

The original...

Quote from: chriswise on February 11, 2012, 04:01:30 PM
si bai bugs,,klaro jamo taga bawingsya na,,si sir lorenz,,bawingsha pod,,duha na gani oh,,,

Hmm, mao ba? Nan, karon, kinsa man sa duha ang imong aydol?

Quote from: islander on February 06, 2012, 10:07:32 PM
duda ko nga ang gihisgotan dinhi ang ilang idol.

Gwatsinangga jud nis Ms. Isle, da. Abi kay ang "idol" mo-rhyme sa "kadol"...

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2012, 11:54:46 AM
unlan.

Hmm, Bugsay bias man ni...

Quote from: chriswise on February 07, 2012, 09:38:38 PM
IDOL ni bai hubs,,,,

Muling. Kurog gud ko...

Susmarisep! 

Quote from: chicogon on December 09, 2011, 08:20:17 AM
Lain pod, basin nagpalaban... nigamit ug "bobog" (B.D.) nga aphrodisiac sa mga mananagat, bwahaha!!! Ooops! 

Hmm, basin landlubber unya ang naandan kay aphrodisiac sa magdadaro!

Quote from: insurectus on December 09, 2011, 11:57:59 AM
Wholesome man daw na diha sa tree shade pero ambot lang anything is possible
labi na kay foreigner mahal pod ila rate sa usual nga massage parlors

Hmm, basin ni-offer ang foreigner unya wa kabalibad si masahista. Dako tingali ang bayad mao nga naninguha nga satisfied si customer, unya nasobrahan og palami...

Quote from: RR on December 13, 2011, 11:28:16 AM
Basin nasobraan sa kalami ang masahe?....what do you think...?

Wa maanad palami tawhana. Si Bugsay pa to, mosamot hinoon ka-healthy...

Quote from: islander on February 02, 2012, 12:08:20 PM
syalan ka ba hubag... bisan asa na man lang ka intawon gitarok.  oac sa dimiao, fuente osmena sa cebu, karon tejero... kun di ka haciendero, morag capable kag bilocation da, morag si san vicente ferrer nga patron nilang busay sa canduao sa balingsya...

Correction! Sa Oac ko matawo, pero isip Bol-anon, mahilig ko nga molangyaw kay mangitag kapanibaan, este, kapanginabuhian...

Quote from: chriswise on February 02, 2012, 03:32:10 PM
murag langaw puwag lobot diay,,he,he,,

Hmm, ingnon ta lang punga nga morag alindahaw nga nagsakaysakay sa huyohoy...

Princess Beatrice's hat

Quote from: chicogon on February 02, 2012, 12:08:37 PM


Saputon liwat sa tag-iya nga TB member 

Bwahaha! Pa gorya2x ra ba ang pinatamaan!

Maayo untag mabasa ni nilang Chris ug Bugsay aron ilang kapanaminan ang kinabuhi ni Beato Calungsod ug matultolan nila ang hagip-ot nga dalan nga gitagana alang kanila...

Ni Sheila C. Gravinez
Saturday, February 18, 2012


OPISYAL na nga gipahibawo ni Pope Benedict XVI kagahapon ang canonization alang sa pagbayaw ni Beato Pedro Calungsod isip bag-ong santos atol sa gipahigayon nga consistory sa mga Cardinal sa tibuok kalibutan sa Saint Peter’s Basilica sa Vatican City.

Ang canonization sa Visayan martyr ug katekista gitakda sa Oktubre 21 niining tuiga.

Tungod niini, duna na unya’y ikaduha nga santos ang Pilipinas sunod ni Saint Lorenzo Ruiz, kinsa na-canonized ni anhing Pope John Paul II sa Vatican niadtong Oktubre 18, 1987.

Matod ni Msgr. Esteban Binghay, episcopal vicar sa Artsidyosesis sa Sugbo nga nagbunga gyud ang paningkamot ni Cebu Archbishop Emeritus Ricardo Cardinal Vidal ug tanang sakop sa artsidyosesis nga mahimong Santos si Calungsod ug maila ang iyang nahimong kaayohan sa Simbahang Katoliko.

“Thanks be to God! Wa mausik ang atong gihimong paningkamot. Ang atong kahago sa pagpreparar gitugot gyud sa Ginuo ug ni Beato Pedro Calungsod mismo,” pahayag ni Binghay sa pakighinabi sa Sun.Star Superbalita kagahapon.

Si Cardinal Vidal usa sa mga mitambong sa consistory sa St. Peter’s Basilica kagahapon diin ang Santo Papa nitudlo og 22 ka bag-ong mga Cardinal.

Niadtong Disyembre 19, 2011, giaprobahan sa Vatican ang promulgation of decrees for canonization sa mga milagro ni Calungsod ug sa laing unom pa ka mga kandidato sa pagka Santos sa Simbahang Katoliko.

Ang labing bug-at nga milagro nga nahimo sa Bisaya nga martyr nahitabo sa usa ka babaye nga lumad nga taga Leyte niadtong 2002, diin gi-pronounced siya nga clinically dead sa mga doctor duha ka oras human siya giatake sa sakit sa kasingkasing apan nabuhi human ang usa ka doktor nag-ampo alang sa iyang kaayohan pinaagi sa panabang ni Calungsod.

Human gianunsyo ang canonization sa Visayan martyr, sunod himuon sa Simbahang Katoliko matod ni Binghay mao ang pagpasabot sa katawhan sa espirituhanon ug formational nga kinabuhi ni Calungsod labi na sa pagka katekista niini, ug pag-organisa og mga pilgrims nga motambong sa canonization rites sa Roma ug ang Thanksgiving Mass nga himuon sa dakbayan sa Sugbo human sa canonization.

Si Binghay nidugang nga dunay lima ka bahin sa programa apil na ang aktibidad nga may kalambigitan sa pre-announcement phase, post announcement, pre-canonization rites, ang canonization rites sa Roma ug ang post-canonization phase sa usa ka National Thanksgiving Mass nga himuon sa dakong luna sa South Road Properties.

Ang Simbahang Katoliko sa Sugbo nagtinguha nga makahipos og labing minos P50-P60 milyones alang sa selebrasyon ug canonization ni Calungsod.

Si Binghay niingon sa maong kantidad, P30-P35 mil­yones gastuon para sa canonization nga himuon didto sa Roma samtang ang nahibilin nga P25-P30 milyones gastuon para sa thanksgiving dinhi sa Sugbo.

Siya nidugang nga sa mosunod nga mga buwan himuon usab ang cathechetical conferences ni Calungsod didto sa Roma ug sa Sugbo.

Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Pebrero 19, 2012.

Quote from: chriswise on February 18, 2012, 11:07:16 PM
ingna si bai bugsay kay paborito nija na,,

Hmm, unsa na pud kahay reklamo nija kunohay bahin ani...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 19, 2012, 11:45:43 AM
The innocent tourists are in danger. There is no showing that the elephant is impotent.

On the contrary. At it is, congress is in progress...

Quote from: chriswise on February 02, 2012, 03:29:53 PM
diko kalikay tan aw kay mag sige pop up,,ang gi butang ni bai hubs,,,,sagdi lang gd,,lilipas din yan,,,,he,he,he,,lahi baha na matag tiki sa amoa kay kanang hubag sa lobot na nga walay bothanan,,,,,he,he,he,

Hmm, wa ba kaha diay matag tiki ning lobot ni Inday nga kaayo ra dagpion...

Basin duol ra kaayo, sigi niyang gituhil-tuhil sa iyang trunk...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 04, 2012, 09:12:54 PM

Gibiyaan jud diay...

Yoga una aron focused sa fly fishing later...

Inighandos ani sa male elephant, tikwang jud...

Dia ra ang target, bantang jamo...

Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 09:12:50 PM
salin sa na hurot diay,,he,he,ayaw dawat,,bai,,

Aw, moyarok lang una kog bahal sa di pa modawat, iyawat mausab na ang akong tinan-awan...

He he, sakto jud ni nimo kay pink man kaha imong favorite color...

Permi man jud kang "it happens", Ms. Isle, mao ni akong post-Valentine gift nimo...





Happy riding!

Magpabuhat tag saktong mapa ni Bay Bugsay, maayo to kay master sa graphic design (not to mention nga master pud sa inom)...

Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 03:23:22 PM
unsay mag lisod??ayaw kalimot talented baya to,,

Bitaw pud diay. Hawod man diay to sa tanan...

Gimingaw galing ni siya sa ginamos sa ilaha...

Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 03:18:26 PM
asa kaha ka ana bai hubs,,he,he

Usa ko sa naas luyo natabonan, shy boy gud ta...

Di ko matingala kon TB member nga nagtrabaho sa abroad ang tag-iya aning kamota...

Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 03:16:03 PM
ana ko sa  O og sa,,he,he,he,he,he,,

Hmm, na hala, ikaw na lay tigtrapo sa igit...

Ang anad ray di makuratan ani, sama ni Bay Chris ug Bay Bugsay...

Makalisang jud pud tuod, oi...

Quote from: statesville on February 04, 2012, 05:13:02 AM
..naapil na hinoon  ang 3-meter wingspan motugpa gani na karatil gyud ug dagan...

...labi na kon gasakay si Bay Vistabel...

Quote from: Vistabel on February 04, 2012, 03:10:17 AM
di raba jud ka motoo bai Hubs, tinuod baja to.

Di baya kay wa ko motoo, nahimoot lang...

Quote from: Vistabel on February 04, 2012, 03:09:22 AM
hahahahhaha.....kahinomdom paman lagi diay bai Hubs dugay naman to,

He he, kahinumdom jud, tiaw moy 3 meters, puti pa jud ang balhibo...

Quote from: chicogon on February 05, 2012, 01:04:51 PM


Me, too!!! 

Kini pud kay sa kaguol, me too lo na...

Hmm, now pa ko nga OK diay ang short pants ipares sa amerikana...

Quote from: chicogon on February 19, 2012, 04:30:52 AM
It's raining cats and dogs in New Orleans right now. Aw, baki pod... ajejejeje 

Hmm, layo2x diay ang byahe sa mga baki...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 19, 2012, 04:11:26 AM
Tanan iro anghel nga nagtakuban.

Apil pud ang iring, sama ni Botoy...

Argentine business woman Amalia Fortabat (L) poses for a picture with Argentine presidential candidates Domingo Cavallo and Fernando de la Rua (R) after a meeting in Santiago, May 6, 1999. REUTERS/Martin Thomas

Reuters â€" 10 hrs ago


BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - One of Argentina's wealthiest women, Amalia Lacroze de Fortabat, who ran the country's biggest cement maker before dedicating herself to art and philanthropy, has died at her home in Buenos Aires, her family said on Saturday. She was 90 years old.

Fortabat, dubbed 'the cement lady,' ran cement and concrete maker Loma Negra for nearly 25 years following the death of her husband and sold it to Brazil's Camargo Correa group in 2005 for around $1 billion.

"Mrs. Fortabat was a clear leader in the growth and development of Argentine industry," her family said in a statement, which added that she was one of the country's most active supporters of charities through the Fortabat Foundation.

The avant-garde Amalia Lacroze de Fortabat museum in Buenos Aires includes works by Marc Chagall, Salvador Dali, Joan Miro and Andy Warhol.

(Reporting by Guido Nejamkis; Writing by Alexandra Ulmer; Editing by Anthony Boadle)

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 18, 2012, 10:02:17 PM
“If they all apologize to Gatdula somehow the tension will subside,” he said, adding that Gatdula’s constitutional rights have been violated.

Hmm, mokiha na lang kaha para klaro...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 18, 2012, 10:02:17 PM
“It’s about time people would realize that we (the INC) are not pushovers,” he said, demanding that the President and Justice Secretary Leila de Lima apologize to the embattled former NBI chief.

Kanay apog, mangapulpog mangapulpog...