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#45701
Love Talk / Re: Gift-wrapped
February 22, 2012, 11:09:22 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 11:07:22 AM
kuwang ra's tag-tungod.. ;D

Wa dihay di na mopasar sa imong quality control? ;D

#45702
Philippine Provinces / Re: Lolo Gilatigo Sa Iyang Apo
February 22, 2012, 11:08:26 AM
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2012, 10:49:04 AM
Lahi na gyud ang kalibotan karon. Lahi sauna nga labihan ka matinahoron sa mga katigulangan ang mga kabataan.

Daghan na bitawng mga batan-on nga way batasan ron. Dugangan pas hambog... :P

#45703
Philippine Provinces / Re: Lolo Gilatigo Sa Iyang Apo
February 22, 2012, 11:07:25 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:30:03 AM
kaayo ra pakan-on ug kinuskos ni'ng apo'ha... >:(

Baliktad man ni sa child abuse...

#45704
Health and Food / Re: Oral Jer-jer Makadaot
February 22, 2012, 11:06:20 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:59:45 AM
nyahahahaha.....base sa eksperyens

...nga dugay nang wa masubli tungod kay tinostause na lagi? ;D

#45705
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:54:04 AM
basin di masingo ang baho ug ang nawong.....pilian baja pod na sila....or nangita po'g libre ang kanahan?

Basin GRO pud ang kanahan, mao nga giyam-iran... ;D

#45706
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:58:09 AM
naa bitaw toy estorya:

lalake sigig panghikaphikap samtang niamoral sa baje,
baje: ka maro nimo uy.
lake: unsa'y maro gud?
baje: ikaw ba, maroyahon ug nawong.. ???

;D

He he, marokoya pud ning estoryaha, klarong super-amoraler ang gasugid... ;D

#45707
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:55:22 AM
usa na sa akong nahunahunaa....atleast bisag planted evidence di na ka kiha kay didbol na..

Ang nakaparat gud kay di man pud ta kasalig sa atong mga otoridad... :P



#45708
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2012, 10:26:58 AM
Hubog Nagmaoy
Kutsilyo Sa Dughan Mitaroy

Hubog nga sa Kutsilyo Gitaroyan
Nahimong Tamsi nga Pula og Dughan

;D

#45709
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:51:27 AM
sama sa nahiuna ???......ug motubag niini... ;D

Super-technicality sa super-marokoy man ni... ;D

#45710
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:32:21 AM
pa pyansahon, nya inig gawas birahan dayon...
aron makuhaan ug usa ang mga drug pusher.

Ipahurot na lang kahag lamoy ang iyang baligya...

#45711
Health and Food / Re: Oral Jer-jer Makadaot
February 22, 2012, 10:51:57 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:37:39 AM
kon di pa tinostause.... ;D

Sayon jamo ang pagpahimangno kon tinostause na... ;D

#45712
Sus, kon nisugot pa ni nga mga GRO, madunggaban man hinuon gihapon pero di molandig sa tambalanan... ;D

#45713
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:47:28 AM
mangita'g lusot sa technicality.....hehehe

Kining technicality, mao jud ni ang gisaligan sa mga marokoy... ;D

#45714
Help & Support / Re: Tabang!
February 22, 2012, 10:47:21 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:39:15 AM
aw o diay no.....ang ako lang ba nga mahiapil pod ta's pakigsandurot....

Apil ta, oi, dali ra man ta lipayon ba... ;D

#45715
Family & Parenting / Re: Loser
February 22, 2012, 10:45:20 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:43:27 AM
ang nawong sa kanahan, mura raba'g si mike tyson nga nikopause... ;D

Naa koy kumpare sa inom nga sama anig nawong... ;D

#45716
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:40:48 AM
naay gihuwat, pero kamolo pod sa uban.....wa ma'y giingon nga di pwede mo kanukay ug lain while waiting.. ;D

He he, spoken like a master... ;D

#45717
Family & Parenting / Re: Loser
February 22, 2012, 10:43:14 AM
He he, sama ani nga tattoo. Wa tawon kasabot si Ondoy...  :P





Bwahaha! ;D

#45718
Family & Parenting / Re: Loser
February 22, 2012, 10:39:34 AM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 22, 2012, 02:32:34 AM
Basin hinatag rapud ni nga t-shirt state side ba unya maikog si manong di isuot maong iya nalang gisuot.

Sakto. Basin pud wa siya kasabot sa gisuwat, kay morag Insik man nis Manoy...

#45719
Love Talk / Re: Gift-wrapped
February 22, 2012, 10:38:12 AM
Hmm, maayo untag hatagan ming Bay Bugsay ani...

#45720
Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2012, 01:27:04 PM
hehehe sud ka aning grupo ?

Daghan baya mi diris TB... ;D

#45721
Help & Support / Re: Tabang!
February 22, 2012, 10:35:07 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:26:32 AM
sa imong tres kabalyos palyado nga pumpboat kon moadto na kas Panggangan

Pwede na ko magkaromata, oi, naa na guy koswi... ;D

#45722
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:00:28 AM
kun signiton akong kwentas unya wa maputol akong liog (simbako palayo), theft diay na. ??? pero kun wa masignit akong kwentas pero gitiunan kog katana (labawng simbako palayo), unya gihatag na lang nako akong kwentas sa katarantar, pakapinan pag tissue paper ug mobile phone, robbery diay na, or tolerated robbery kun atong daginoton ang terminology.  uh-huh. ???

Question, Ms. Law Student: In your haughty opinion, doesn't the act of signiting involve violence? ;D

#45723
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2012, 08:27:28 AM
“Although crime still occurs from time to time, we could say that the police is on top of the situation. The deployment of prosperity teams in the barangays is expected to help the police in its effort to maintain the peace and order,” said Barot.

We could also add that the police is sometimes at the bottom of the situation... ;D

#45724
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2012, 08:27:28 AM
He said the provincial government pursued the agenda on poverty alleviation to address crimes against property, although there were other factors such as the criminal tendencies of some individuals.

He he, profound twice over...

#45725
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2012, 08:27:28 AM
Barot said that Bohol followed the nationwide trend where theft, robbery and physical injuries as the prevailing cases, which can be signs of poverty.

Signs of poverty? Hmm, how profound...

#45726
Help & Support / Re: Tabang!
February 22, 2012, 10:20:58 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 08:06:55 AM
pwede'g mo-angkas?

Hmm, kinsay angkasan?

#45727
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
February 22, 2012, 10:17:03 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 10:12:37 AM
master of the simangers to'ng taga loboc...

He he, gikan sa Loboc simang tuod paingon sa Bilar... ;D

#45728
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 10:06:47 AM
mo-babay usa ko ninyo uy.  nagsakit na man akong apapangig anig kinatawa sa inyong mga tostause.  mata na tuod ko pero akong kabukogan natug pa.  see ya later, sopranos. ;D

Sigi, ayo-ayo sa imong pagpanostause diha... ;D

#45729
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 10:10:03 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 10:04:06 AM
samot.  maila na gyod ang inyong pagka-soprano.  kanta dayon mog "chiribiribin..." ;D

Hmm, mokalit ra baya pud nga mahimong bass usahay... ;D

#45730
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 10:09:59 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 10:01:28 AM
until further notice kuno, ingon si kawraser. ;D

Hmm, until further kawras? ;D

#45731
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 10:06:52 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:59:38 AM
ekspayrd na nang pong nga patintihan.

bidyokehan na karon

He he, klaro jud diay kong karaang tawo. Unsa kaha diay ang saktong pangalan sa Greek god kon bidyokehan. ::)

Paging, Islander!

#45732
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 10:03:20 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:58:11 AM
di pod tingale....nagdala nato tog lukay karon.
pero gibilin ang butay, gisandig sa haligi.....pangandam ;D

Hmm, pabenditahan ang butay sa dili pa ipausepause sa banana republic? ;D

#45733
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
February 22, 2012, 10:00:44 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:15:33 AM
sa uban naglisod ko'g simang... ;D


Sigi, pasimangon lang una ka nako ron. Makabalik jud ka kon mobalik na to si Bay Chris... ;D

#45734
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
February 22, 2012, 09:58:51 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:15:33 AM
mokokak diay pod ning buaya?

He he, baki diay to nga nagtakoban... ;D

#45735
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:50:05 AM
nanumpa na nga magbag-o.......labi na karong adlawa, mo nunot sa pagsaulog sa Ash Wednesday..... 8)

He he, di kaha agiw sa tustause ang iyang gamiton?  :-X

#45736
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:52:33 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:47:40 AM
unsa man diay imong gusto, seven-eleven o gasoline station?

Hmm, way patintihan diha? ;D

#45737
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:46:27 AM
luoy ang itik, mahilo unya... ;D

Mahilo? Di, oi. Worse case scenario, magkalibanga. Aw, kon body part sa baki, kana nuon... ;D




#45738
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:47:51 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on February 22, 2012, 09:28:40 AM
Hmm, unya ang pasanginlan kay wa ka-nap?  :-X


Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:33:05 AM
mao man poy madali ug litok....bwhaahha

Kana kon molitok pa, basin mangawras na lang deretso... ;D

#45739
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:45:41 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:42:44 AM
anha ra ko motuo ani kun ikaw ang matikwang... ;D

Kay natikwang na bitaw, natikalbong pa man gani kay second mekopause na...

#45740
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:44:14 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:41:52 AM
tug-anan na lang ta ka uy... mercurypause! ;D

Ilara ko, tits. Pharmacy man na...

#45741
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:42:51 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:39:18 AM
aw, sira man kaha ug bank vault, mahimo diay nga idiretso na lang ug deposit kay sa dad-on-dad-on... ;D

Sayang ang space sa bank vault. Ipakaon na lang sa itik, manambok pa ang aslonon...

#45742
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:41:05 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:33:48 AM
aw, igo-igo ra god pod nga iatbang-atbang sa mga mekopause dinhi... ;D

Usa ra ka kawras sa saputon nga niatbang, tikwang tanang mekopause sa TB... ;D
#45743
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:37:01 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:29:42 AM
tekret.  gwapause pa pod ana uy...

Hmm, let's see... Priapause? ;D

#45744
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:33:09 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:26:47 AM
aw, gasiga pa diay?

Mao nay gitawag og "afterimage"... ;D

#45745
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:32:23 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:25:30 AM
aw, kani gyod hinoon maoy lisod lalison... kun itlogay na man lang, it's between you and your conscience, hahaha! ;D

Ayaw na lang apila ang tanlag. Unsa kaha kon "between you and your doctor"? ::)

#45746
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:30:14 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:25:09 AM
resulta, ang pikoy ni iyo mikoy mura na'g tinostause

Bwahaha! Tinostause nga upause na! ;D

#45747
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:28:40 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:23:41 AM
tinuod ba nga saputon ang baje nga nag menopause?.... ;D


Hmm, unya ang pasanginlan kay wa ka-nap?  :-X

#45748
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:27:29 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:20:27 AM
ang negosyo sa bakskasi? ;D

Napurdoy kay mibiya ka isip loyal customer? ;D

#45749
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:25:54 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:15:52 AM
di ba kaha ni si kuan... usa ka tb member nga nagtakuban? ;D

Daghan jamo ang usual suspects... ::)

#45750
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:24:02 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:14:22 AM
greek term pa gyod (leave it to bugsay, who's named after a greek god anyway). ;D

Greek god? Hmm, Hephaestause? ;D

#45751
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:22:19 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 09:13:23 AM
luoy pod tawon si iyo mikoy, gi buntong nalang pod tawon sa sungkod ang paggunit, kay ang itlog nipilit na sa singit. ;D

Mickypause si Mickymause kay perming gahibause sa kinaon og ginamause... ;D

#45752
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:19:01 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 08:48:26 AM
sa babaye man ang menopause, sir.......sa lalake, mekopause.. ;D

He he, mekopause ang autine ug itlauge... ;D

#45753
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:16:44 AM
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2012, 09:06:43 AM
kanang mekopause, gapasabot ba pod na nga hasta ang tingog sa laki motaas ang pitch, ang kanhing baho nahimo nang soprano?  kay kun mao, kun mag-eb diay tanang tblanders, may puruhan nga mora tag loboc children's choir. ;D

Naay high pitch kay mekopause na, naa puy high pitch kay way itlog laktod... ;D

#45754
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:15:31 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 08:48:26 AM
lisod na patuyboon kon nikupos na, bisag mokaon pag daghang nilarang nga bakasi sa Cordova.

Hmm,wa jud diay mosalir, Bay Bugs? ;D



#45755
Health and Food / Re: Some tips on menopause
February 22, 2012, 09:14:28 AM
Quote from: islander on February 20, 2012, 11:13:35 PM
arang kakuti sa baye...

Arang kakatow pud... ;D

#45756
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
February 22, 2012, 09:13:06 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 08:15:45 AM
asa na kaha ang giant alligator, murag layo na man ning ilang giistoryahan...balik ta's tema bi... ;D


Karason uroyg lihay... ;D

#45757
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
February 22, 2012, 09:12:01 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2012, 08:15:45 AM
aw sabagay ma balingsya man o lobot aw este loboc or dimyao naa y daghang crocs naglingkod sa munisipyo.. ;D

Kini ra bang mga buayaha kay sigig kokak nga daghang silang accomplishments... :P

#45758
He he, kinsa kaha ni nga brain...





;D

#45759
Jokes and Humor / Re: Yoga Dog
February 22, 2012, 07:01:55 AM
Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 03:19:18 PM
naalasan akong yoga cat,,aning kalakiha,,jamoni bisita didto... ::)

He he, mas moot man gud ang porma ani niya... 8)

#45760
Photos Unlimited / Re: Giant Alligator Captured
February 22, 2012, 06:55:57 AM
Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
ana gajod bai,,,short2x lang gisi on,,nya t shirt bulingon pero hinapnig ang salapi,,,,ilawom sa unlan,,, ;D

Mao ba? Unya gimantinilan lang kog bahal? Hmm, sabagay, gibawi kay ang sumsoman mao man ang pinakalami nga bolinaw nga taga sa Bawingsha...

;D

#45761
Photos Unlimited / Re: Nightmare on Meow Street
February 22, 2012, 06:51:43 AM
Quote from: chriswise on February 06, 2012, 03:00:55 PM
ako nang gi nail cutter ran bai,,


Hehe, limbasi pud ang bangkil bay, basin adto ka madisgrasya sa pahit... ;D

#45762
How To Tips / Re: Ginagmayng tips sa panimalay
February 22, 2012, 06:50:09 AM
Practical kaayo. Cool ang bahin sa tsinelas... 8)

#45763
#1. Because They're Your Friends

I'm going to be a dick about terms here and point out that there is a difference between bragging and talking positively about yourself. Think about your real friends in real life (the human, fleshy ones, not the sex pillows). Now think about how they relate news of their genuine accomplishments. I can think of very few cases when one of my friends who'd done something noteworthy hadn't passed on the news with an air of humbleness. There's always a celebratory tone, to be sure, but the point of the story isn't about how great they are. They're sharing a success. Whether they graduated from school, won an award or finally succeeded, after a frustrating series of missteps, at getting their balls to drop, the tone is always one of a goal reached. That's not bragging.

Bragging is trying to puff yourself up, letting all witnesses know what a fantastic human specimen you are. This is useful during job interviews, and is of course a normal, healthy part of the mating process...

...but it's not the way we speak to our friends. In fact, if they really are your friends and they catch you bragging, the first thing they should be doing is popping your bubble as violently as they know how. Reminding you of the time when you weren't so good at Gears of War, or the time when you played Gears of War instead of passing your second year of university, or the time you forgot to consume anything but diet Dr. Pepper for 34 hours while playing Gears of War and were checked in to the ER with a rapid heart beat and "imploded kidney syndrome."

So there you have it, fools. Regardless of when and where you brag on the Internet, the only possible outcome is disinterest, accusations of lying, petty games of one-upsmanship or stark reminders of your other, larger failings. It's why people who've hung around the Internet for awhile talk very little about themselves and spend most of their time viciously tearing other people down; behavior that is, sadly, the current apex of Internet maturity.



#45764
#2. Because No One Cares

But let's say you're hanging out in a strange online community where people don't immediately snap your head off when you say anything. Oprah's site, I guess.

These people not only believe what you've said, but also they don't think your claim is trivial and won't immediately try to one-up you. But here's the kicker: They don't care.

Remember that anonymity thing? You're basically a complete stranger to these people, and it's kind of hard to get worked up about the accomplishments of a complete stranger. In the best case, you're likely to receive polite disinterest in response to your boast; more frequently, you'll get snide replies, mocking you for sharing anything about yourself at all.

But what if you've established a reputation and fixed persona in this community, and actually are speaking with people who know you and believe things you say and care what they are? They're your friends, dammit, they have to care, right? Even then, after all the heavy lifting of making friends, you still shouldn't brag...

#45765
#3. Because Someone Reading Is Way Better Than You

Depending on the popularity and activity of your chosen Internet cesspool, within seconds, minutes or hours of submitting a boast, someone will reply that they've done the same thing, only way better than you, and that you're kind of pathetic for even bringing up your little feat. "Son of a bitch!" you shout. "No one knows more karate than me!" you add, punching the monitor in half. Indeed, striking monitors in twain is the first (and most popular) of two possible reactions to such a counter-boast:

1) "That son of a bitch is lying!"

We've already explained why this is likely, but if your reading comprehension is not entirely there, a recap: It's because everyone on the Internet lies, all the time, and if they're not lying, you probably should just pretend they are. If that realization doesn't help you understand why you shouldn't have bragged in the first place, well, read that sentence again and see if anything clicks.

2) "Unless they actually are much better than me."

The Internet is a big place, and by now everyone who's not desperately poor or elderly is probably hanging around on it in some capacity. Competitive cyclists, Nobel laureates, former Mouseketeers and all sorts of accomplished people are, as we speak, hanging out in the comments section of Cracked right now, just being incredibly accomplished. Which means that unlike in say, high school, where you might very well be the best battle rapper around, you're definitely not that on the Internet.

So which will it be? Will you accept the humbling that comes with knowing you're second best? Or decide that the other guy's a liar, and accept the implication that that means you're probably a liar, too, and the confusing spiral of self-doubt and despair this realization will set you on?

#45766
#4. Because You Probably Haven't Done Anything That Important

Take a step back and look at the accomplishment you're thinking of boasting about. Is it related to video games in any way? Is it about all the muscles you have, and all the karate those muscles know? Is it something that nearly everyone in the world could also do, like grow huge breasts? Congratulations, you're not a huge deal.

I don't want to deflate you too much, because maybe you're 12 and this recent achievement is kind of a big deal to you. It's these little successes that make life worth living, and there's no reason you shouldn't enjoy them and feel proud about them -- except for karate, which has, I think, kind of waned in value the last few years. But that doesn't mean these achievements are going to impress other people. In the grand scheme of things, your gaudy list of Xbox 360 achievements isn't that big a deal. It's not like you've created polio.

#45767
#5. Because No One Will Believe You

There's this thing about the Internet that you may have heard before, so if you think you know everything, feel free to skip this point. Because we're all behind computers, everyone on the Internet is highly anonymous; our online personae don't have to in any way be tied to our real world figures. An example: You might think of me as Chris Bucholz, your trusted Internet guide and all around gentleman, but how much do you really know about me? Did you know I'm actually a team of 53 Vietnamese sweatshop comedians and one thesaurus? I'm not, but dammit, now that you think about it, I probably could be. Because we're separated by keyboards and glowing wires and I guess RAM, you can't read my expression or touch my face to tell if I'm lying.

And the same thing holds for any claim made by anyone on the Internet, especially in a place with a low barrier to posting, like basically everywhere you hang out. Anything could be a lie, and there's often no way to prove otherwise. Text is all obviously b***, and even screenshots and pictures can easily have their pixels repixelated. That's why, when someone makes a bold claim about themselves on the Internet, the default response of everyone else who's been on the Internet for more than a day is to say "OK," and then they go on not believing a thing. It only takes one cybersex session with a typing dog before we get shy about believing anything about anything online.

#45768
5 Reasons You Should Never Brag on the Internet
By: Chris Bucholz
February 21, 2012


I've spent a long time on the Internet -- much more than can be considered healthy, and possibly more than can be considered legal. In that time, I've seen a lot of stupid things, from people weighing the merits of Picard against the two-fisted merits of Kirk to people inventing something called a Lycos to people trading hastily Photoshopped pictures of cats misspelling very simple words.

But even taking those things into account, one of the stupidest things I've ever seen (and that never seems to go away) is the farce of Internet bragging. Whether on Usenet or forums or the Facebook wall of someone you're cyberstalking, it's not hard to find someone on the Internet boasting about their rad video game skills or the beauty of the women they lay all the time or how many Dilbert comics they've made. Once you start seeing these misguided boasts, you'll soon realize they're among the saddest written words on the Internet. Instead of a sign of how awesome the poster is, they are instead inevitably a marker of how clueless they are about how the Internet actually works.

Please, I beg you, children and stupid adults: Do not brag on the Internet. Here's why:





#45769
Quote from: statesville on February 07, 2012, 08:08:43 AM
Gidala ang sundang unya nagbitbit pa ug kamote, tay-ug gyud ang tornelyo aning bayhana  ::)

Daan nang luag ang tornilyo unya gidapatan pa jud, huso deretso... :P

#45770
Quote from: islander on February 05, 2012, 11:50:08 PM
kalooy ni manoy.  in his loneliness, namunit na lang intawon ug lago nga libod-suroy nga may diperensya pa gyod sa utok. 

Maingon tang punga nga manggiluluy-on si Manoy, pero siya mismo naay diperensya kay manapat man. Nabuhat intawon to sa suspect kay iya mang gibun-og...

#45771
Quote from: chriswise on February 05, 2012, 09:27:12 PM
labi2x balita,,brutal jamo...y lain mild lang,,, :o :o

He he, detergent ray mild diri... ;D

#45772
Quote from: statesville on February 01, 2012, 01:50:43 PM
pumasok ka na dito sa dampa, huwag mahiya... ;D ;D

Nihiya tigidig na man si RR, abi nakog mo choo choo... ;D



#45773
Bohol Directory / Re: Famous Boholanos
February 22, 2012, 06:06:07 AM
Quote from: islander on February 07, 2012, 01:31:42 PM
fan pod ko ni nestor balili.  usa sa iyang mga poems:

under the green of the golden watam
the lion, the mountain, the mouse and the bear
put into the dungeon of esmalakag king.*


*usa sa mga ilado nga abogado karon diha sa tagbilaran ang nagtudlo ani nako sa una, duly crediting nestor balili for the composition.  wa gyoy makaako ug plagiarize ani.  top that.

Hmm, di kaha apo ni si Bugsay ni Mr. Balili? Susama man gud og abilidad... ::)

#45774
Hmm, maingon tang punga...

#45775
Philippine Provinces / Re: Bugaw Gitiklo
February 22, 2012, 05:56:59 AM
Quote from: islander on February 21, 2012, 01:18:07 PM
unya kahibawo iyang asawa?  weird.

Hmm, basin ang iyang asawa usa sa kanhi niyang gibugawan? ::)

#45776
Philippine Provinces / Re: Bugaw Gitiklo
February 22, 2012, 05:56:02 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 21, 2012, 12:45:25 PM
bukog pod

He he, bukog ang gigamit pagtilaw... ;D

#45777
Question and Answer / Re: Are you a bike enthusiast?
February 22, 2012, 05:52:36 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 21, 2012, 10:51:31 PM
flawless bitaw kaayo ang bike... ;D

Bitaw, bagay ang polka dot design... ;D

#45778
Help & Support / Re: Tabang!
February 22, 2012, 05:46:46 AM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 21, 2012, 01:43:45 PM
Ug mahinayon man gani atong gathering puhon pahimangnuan na raman mo nahong daan nga perti raba ka limpyada ahong inahan tanan bisita sa balay way pasayloon papahimasaon jud una usa pasudlon  ???.

kamo na ramay sabot. sakto jud ning patio sa likod sayawan nato ug pandanggo puhon

OK nako pahimasaon, bahalag makit-an ninyo akong tiil nga morag tiil sa pato...

#45779
Help & Support / Re: Tabang!
February 22, 2012, 05:44:36 AM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 21, 2012, 01:01:07 PM

lapwaan pud mo naho ani,lami ni pagatas


espisyal jud ni para ni Botoy nga di na siya mister magkuhit kuhit sa aninikad kay kami nay mokuhit aron di na ka mahago Toy.


Pastilan, vacacion grande man ni! Putlon na lang nako akong ikog ug tunlon akong ulaw, motambong jud ko ani nga EB kon madayon...

#45780
Help & Support / Re: Tabang!
February 22, 2012, 05:40:22 AM
Quote from: bugsay on February 21, 2012, 12:43:46 PM
deal....ang kinilaw? ;D

Aw, ikaw pud diay dala, kay unsaon man nga ang pinakalami nga bolinaw taga sa Balingsya man. Aw, gawas kon naa kay katagilungsod nga maoy mo-volunteer...

#45781
How To Tips / Ginagmayng tips sa panimalay
February 21, 2012, 10:42:25 PM


#45782
Inspiration & Hope / Simple Lesson
February 21, 2012, 10:33:15 PM



8)

#45783
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Beautiful family portrait
February 21, 2012, 10:30:16 PM
Quote from: islander on February 21, 2012, 01:42:17 PM
it looks like the whole clan, 3 generations of them, and some neighbors to boot.  i like it.  pero unsa kahay gisakyan sa ga-picture ani...

Dia ra ang ga-picture...




#45784
Fashion Trend / Re: Eye-catching fashion design
February 21, 2012, 10:23:26 PM
#45785
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 21, 2012, 01:13:54 PM
Ma-overweight atong kalimutaw ani kung mao niy maglinya didto sa Caingget. :)

Makapa-underweight sa itlog... ;D

#45787
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 21, 2012, 01:57:37 PM
Murag My Way Toy. Daghan jud ang nakabsan ug kinabuhi aning My Way.

Hmm, sakto diay ang linya nga "The end is near...." :P

#45788



"Follow me!"

;D

#45789
Photos Unlimited / Re: Welcoming Spring
February 21, 2012, 10:01:03 PM

The diminutive Pacific Tree Frog. Photo by Mike Sevon via U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.


If you want to know whether Spring is on the way, don’t look to groundhogs for the answer. Instead, listen for the frogs.

Certain species of frogs, such as the wood frog, begin singing even when there is still snow on the ground. They interpret cues from nature, including slight rises in temperature, that it’s time to travel to vernal pools and ponds and begin breeding. At the breeding sites, huge numbers of frogs sing to attract mates and the sound can be deafening. Puxataneuny Phil often gets things wrong, but a chorus of spring peepers rarely misses the mark on spring.

More at: http://www.nationalparkstraveler.com/2010/02/frogs-are-sure-sign-spring-doesnt-mean-you-wont-hear-them-now5369

#45790
Photos Unlimited / Re: Welcoming Spring
February 21, 2012, 09:53:22 PM



As their common name implies, the Spring Peeper has a high-pitched call similar to that of a young chicken, only much louder and rising slightly in tone. They are among the first frogs in the regions to call in the spring. As a chorus, they resemble the sounds of sleigh bells. They are heard earlier in spring not long after the ice melts on the wetlands. --Wiki

#45791
Photos Unlimited / Re: Welcoming Spring
February 21, 2012, 09:49:06 PM


#45792
Family & Parenting / Re: Loser
February 21, 2012, 09:45:13 PM
Quote from: bugsay on February 21, 2012, 07:10:39 PM

nag ilog ug lalake.....pero pildi siya sa iyang asawa.....paetz! ;D

Bwahaha! Mora diayg si Sonny Boy! ;D

#45793
Family & Parenting / Re: Loser
February 21, 2012, 09:44:26 PM
Quote from: chicogon on February 21, 2012, 09:31:25 PM
Nagpadayon pa sa iyang research...

Basin nanginterbyu sa ubang TB members...

#45794
Learn English Online / Re: Revive Waray Literature
February 21, 2012, 09:43:18 PM
Quote from: bugsay on February 21, 2012, 07:20:36 PM
waray bugsay ugay-ugay sa nagbitay ;D

Bwahaha!

Ang nagbitay nitul-id
Sa tantong bag-id-bag-id...

;D

#45795
Learn English Online / Re: Revive Waray Literature
February 21, 2012, 09:41:24 PM
Quote from: islander on February 21, 2012, 06:19:55 PM
okay, okay, karon... unsa man si bugsay? ;D

Ayayay, gipaklaro uroy...

#45796
Quotable Quotes / Re: What's The Real Question
February 21, 2012, 04:27:37 PM
Quote from: islander on February 21, 2012, 03:21:44 PM
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
             
                                                     - Mark Twain, from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead
                                                       Wilson and the Comedy of the Extraordinary 
                                                       Twins


Sorry jud, labi nag way ikabayad sa funeral services... ;D

#45797
Family & Parenting / Re: Loser
February 21, 2012, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: islander on February 21, 2012, 03:41:01 PM
ang resulta, labawng kulatadora pakapinan pag karatista ang nisugot.  from the pan into the fire... ;D

Hmm, unsa kahay ikadugang ni Bugsay ani nga obserbasyon... ::)

#45798
Learn English Online / Re: Revive Waray Literature
February 21, 2012, 04:23:56 PM
Quote from: islander on February 21, 2012, 03:37:33 PM
unsay imong pagtoo, way iring sa balingsya? ;D

Naay iring didto, oi. Naa man gani puy baki... ;D

#45799
Unsaon na man lang ni, atong larison? ;D

#45800
Help & Support / Re: Tabang!
February 21, 2012, 12:43:20 PM
Quote from: bugsay on February 21, 2012, 12:39:16 PM
kanus-a pod kaha ang conference ani? 8) ;D

Pwede man tingali para nimo anytime, kay praktisado man ka sa imo unyang performance... ;D