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#45601
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 05, 2010, 07:37:52 PM
Maayo ra man tingali sa estorya nis Ms. Isle... :P

hehe, isog man gyod tag istoryahanay ra.  mao bitaw nang manimbako ta.  pero, kamong mga mahadlok sunogon (jok-jok-jok) ;D--- bugsay, vrglguapo, taga-tigbao, hubag, ug si vhinz nga nag-watusi ug lengguwahe--- unsa man diay ang gusto ninyo, martilyo sa ulo? 8)
#45602

a very long 10 minutes, indeed.  surely they were civil as befits their position as national leaders.  still, i enjoy imagining that... nagsinipatay ug naghapakay unta sila.  asows.
#45603

death penalty, no.  life imprisonment without parole, yes.
#45604
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 12:59:22 PM
arghhhhh...crunchy pa's panit sa kabaw? ;D

bisan itandi, sa panit sa baki.

(matulog usa ko oy.  sakit pa ning akong bag-ang, hisgot pag crunchy.  mga manunuway mo...  hala, bai bugs, naa imong boss sa imong luyo, hahaha!)
#45605
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 01:02:30 PM
atot uyy......makapangulata gyud tag batan-on ani kon di mosugot..... ;D

uy, sport ka lang.  masuko ba diay tag mabasted... :-X
#45606

klarohon usa nako ug tinuod ba.  lahi man ning istorya ra.  unya, kun mamatun-an, aw, kapila ray pagsunog sa balay... apil siya.  (simbako, palayo.)

kapoy ning double standard.  di sad ko manundog kay kapoy sad nga labaw.  pero, kun gub-anay ang tuyo, tiwas na lang.  blitzkrieg, di ba? ;D 
#45607
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 12:57:29 PM

butangi!!!!!......berde diay ang dugo nga gisalimbungan sa batoon nga dughan?....humok pa diay sa wati ang kasingkasing/ ;D
laki nalang sab akoa karon.. ;D

paskang kalizard, abi nakog sajorn ra ning istoryaha.  na, hala... go, bugsay, go! ;D
#45608
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 12:53:39 PM
ang lami......murag mani? ;D

morag black beans nga kagumkom.
#45609
Love Talk / Re: Rich Asian men prefer poor Pinays?
July 05, 2010, 12:56:26 PM

siyaro.  pina-ms da binsi pa, paskang tikia.  kun dato diay ang pinay, di sila?  kinahanglan ba gyod diay nga pobre aron ilang pangasawhon?
#45610
Love Talk / Re: Gugmang Gaorot-orot Dali Mahurot?
July 05, 2010, 12:53:49 PM

heh!  iring gihapon ang valedictorian. ;D
#45611
Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2010, 10:45:02 AM
Yes...ug sa tibuok nakong kasingkasing....kay siya mauy akong asawa karon.

maayo unta'g mabasahan ni niya.. ....no joke...;D ;D ;D

motuo na lang tang mga tuhotuhoon kay si bugsay na god ni. 

nahinumdom lang ko sa akong amigo sa una... morag si matt monro mokanta.  physics teacher nga arang daghanag love letters madawat gikan sa iyang estudyante kay macho lagi kaayo.  pero usa ra iyang love. 

desidedo gyod siyang minyoan tong iyang oyab nga tagalog.  bisan unsaon nakog bali-balig pangutana, one and only gyod kuno niya ug mao ray iyang minyoan.  pero, ingon siya, hutdon usa niya tanang laki didtong lugara!   

nagkita mi 5 years after.  nangutana na pod ko kun minyo na ba siya.  tubag?  wa pa niya mahurot tanang laki... ayayaaaaay!


#45612

nakakaon pod kog black beans sa una.  oy, kagumkom ang usa.  opkors, akong giluwa ug gitan-aw ngano kay ang black beans sa humba di baya kagumkom.  aruy, itlog man diay ug ok-ok.  wa gyoy kalainan sa hitsura sa black beans. :-X
#45613
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 05, 2010, 12:12:27 PM

naa bayay ukoy duwende.
#45614
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 05, 2010, 12:08:23 PM

umang paon, ukoy kubit.
#45615

na-shock siya because he was expecting a complete lizard?
#45616
Quote from: Sigbin II on July 05, 2010, 11:20:15 AM
hahahahaha ;D  Mura sa "I sugar you." ;D hehe

tinuod.  way kalainan sa 'why did you cockroach?'  nganong ni-uk-ok ka?  as in 'why did you cockroach when i sugared you?'
#45617
Introduce Yourself / Re: hi everyone
July 05, 2010, 11:56:13 AM

hi, ms m.  come in, come in.  step into the parlor that is tubagbohol.  feel at home...
#45618
Quote from: Sigbin II on July 05, 2010, 11:11:24 AM
yearning

Mahinumdom man pud ta sa Misadventures of Boy Ngongo ani. ;D  Aw, Ngengahedho hi Ngoy Ngoho. ;) hehe

unsa may 'ngengahedho', bai sigbin, please?  wa ko sabot, huhuhu.
#45619

nag-wild sa kalipay kay napildi sa germany ang argentina, 4-0.  yeheeeee!

gikapoy kay attend ug despedida gabii sa usa ka restaurant.  duha ra tawon ming pinoy.  puro puti ang diha.  hinoon, puti man tuod ang gidespedidahan.  sa hapit na molawom ang gabii, dihay duha ka pinay nisulod.  kontodo, unescorted.  narusno ko.  morag nangitag pick up.  usahay, kita ra baya gyod ang nagdaot sa atong kaugalingon.  gikusmoran pa ko sa mga kanahan.
#45620

laboring man, the world is equally chaotic to both our eyes.  don't envy me my car.  i covet your spade.
#45621
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
July 04, 2010, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 04, 2010, 11:24:50 AM
Panit niya tabunon sama sa atoang tanan, pero modagtom kini kon gihimo nang kilawin... ;D


kilawin nga panit sa kongresista gahi pa sa tsinelas nga islander.
#45622

fish prince?  bawot-bawot sa frog prince?
#45623
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 04, 2010, 01:11:04 PM

hasta diay isda, ilaron?
#45624


i remember the feelings, but i don't remember the boy anymore.
#45625

how i wish all thieves are like this 18-year-old.  no problem with the kind of police... they're all more or less alike.
#45626
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
July 04, 2010, 12:53:16 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 04, 2010, 12:28:20 PM
Jati ra, he he. Mora mag tirada sa Manluluwas... ;D

manulonda na lang, palihog, mga kaigsoonan ko.  ayaw lang intawon nang manluluwas kay, na, mahiluna unya ta sa himaya nga wa sa oras... pero, jawaa ba oy, jati baya gyod mong mga kayasa mo. ;D 
#45627
Jokes and Humor / Re: Kini ang akong suliran
July 04, 2010, 12:48:16 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 04, 2010, 12:30:27 PM
Maghintay ka ng sandali, Mist. Naghuhubad pa si Bugsay... ;D

mukhang nahirapan yata si bugsay na maghubad... wala pa siya... baka masikip masyado ang medyas niya...
#45628
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 04, 2010, 11:55:50 AM

romantikaay kunohay ang nag-ilaray.
#45629
Facts and Trivia / Re: Did You Know
July 04, 2010, 11:53:16 AM

did you know that the largest pearl in the world was found in the palawan sea in the philippines in 1934?  the 'pearl of lao-tzu' or 'pearl of allah' weighs 14 pounds and is estimated to be 600 years old.  its current worth is pegged at us$42 million.

#45630
Quote from: windgate on July 04, 2010, 11:35:00 AM
y lami
y nada
y buot
y kuarta
y batasan
y lubot
y uyab
y ayo
;D ;D ;D

hahaha, aw, yayaya diay.  mora man sag ako...

y lingaw. ;D
#45631

xanadu, china (inner mongolia)
xi an, china
xiamen, china 

***(too many in china!)

xenia, ohio, usa

xai xai, mozambique

xenicus peak, new zealand

xinguara, brazil
#45632

yahweh
#45633
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 04, 2010, 11:25:09 AM

puro nailad ang mangingilad. ;D
#45634
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
July 04, 2010, 11:15:22 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 04, 2010, 10:39:27 AM
Pugong jud, Botoy! Ajawg sumpay!

:-X

makapugong ba ang majawaan?  aber...
#45635
Love Talk / Re: Gugmang Gaorot-orot Dali Mahurot?
July 04, 2010, 11:12:38 AM
Quote from: philippines on July 03, 2010, 05:34:15 PM
Motuo ba mo ani?

di ko motuo kun magkayungit na man lang.  gaorot-orot, unta imo ipatabot?  mas motuo pa ko sa iring nga nagsista. ;D
#45636

shalan ba si e.  the million flowers gyong tatot.  maayo pay baki...
#45637
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 10:48:45 AM
bwahahahaha.....ka kilas pod ana....kapoy gukod ;D

ang zebra mogukod ni vhinz?  kaluoy sa zebra.  sa kahadlok lang ni vhinz, lupig pay cheetah sa dinaganay. ;D
#45638
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 04, 2010, 10:33:57 AM

kumander tuod, pero nailad.
#45639
Facts and Trivia / Re: Straight or Parallel Line?
July 04, 2010, 10:28:04 AM
straight and parallel.  nagkalibat-libat gyod hinoon ko.
#45640
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
July 04, 2010, 10:26:14 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 04, 2010, 10:12:02 AM
Panit sa iro lami himoon nga kilawin bisan pag kagiron... ;D

kagiron ang tawo nga mokaon ug iro, bisag panit ra nga gihimog kilawin. >:(
#45641
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 09:59:06 AM
mahalon......johannesburg escort? ...black and white..;D

hahaha!  unsay inyong pagtoo, eskortan ug serbisan si vhinz ug zebra?
#45642

wie geht's, paul?  zuschlagen!  predict a german world cup champion this year, bitte!
#45643

deutschland!  deutschland!  deutschland!
#45644
World Cup Football | Fifa Soccer / Germany wins!
July 04, 2010, 10:09:29 AM
Germany oust Argentina, Spain beat Paraguay

By Barry Moody

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - Germany demolished Argentina and Spain beat Paraguay by one goal in a quarter-final of extraordinary drama on Saturday as Europe took revenge on Latin America to dominate the World Cup.

The results mean three European sides and Uruguay will contest next week’s semi-finals. South America had dominated the early stages of the World Cup, while soccer powers England, holders Italy and France were all humbled.

Germany’s 4-0 crushing of Diego Maradona’s side was the second time in two days that a European power had sent home one of the two Latin American favorites, following the Netherlands’ shock defeat of Brazil on Friday.

Spain had to fight long and hard against a tough Paraguay before Spanish hitman David Villa, the tournament’s top scorer, took the only goalâ€"his fifth of the tournamentâ€"in the 83rd minute after substitute Pedro’s effort bounced off an upright.

Earlier both sides missed penalties in a frantic spell in the second half. Spanish keeper Iker Casillas saved Oscar Cardozo’s penalty and three minutes later Xabi Alonso’s first try for Spain was disallowed for encroachment. Paraguayan keeper Justo Villar saved the second.

In the semi-finals Spain will face Germany, who handed Argentina their worst World Cup defeat in 52 years, outplaying them all over the pitch despite the presence of World Player of the Year Lionel Messi, who was mostly stifled by defenders.

Germany and Spain will play in Durban on Wednesday while Uruguay face the Netherlands on Tuesday in Cape Town.

The extraordinary World Cup shake-up came as millions of Africans continued to mourn the controversial elimination of their last hope, Ghana, by Uruguay on Friday.

The Ghanaians were robbed by a cruel, some said unfair, turn of fate from becoming the first continental nation to reach the semi-finals after being beaten by Uruguay on penalties.

A Luis Suarez handball on the goalline in the dying seconds of extra-time was all that denied Ghana a place in the last four after they failed to convert the resulting spot-kick and then lost the penalty shootout.

TEARFUL AFRICANS

Africans called radio phone-in shows to say Suarez had cheated, echoing the tearful comment by defender John Pantsil after the game: “It was not a penalty, it was a goal, because he (Suarez) was the last man on the goalline and he saved the ball with the hands.”

Emotions were naturally the opposite across the Atlantic where Uruguayan media celebrated “the hands of Luis Suarez.”

Tens of thousands took to the streets of Montevideo to cheer their best World Cup run in 40 years, although Suarez will miss the semi-final after being red carded for the handball.

The outcome sparked a new debate about whether FIFA should change the rules and introduce a system similar to rugby where referees can award a penalty try.

A broken Maradona said Argentina’s thrashing was the hardest day of his life.

“Today, close to the 50 years I will be on October 30, this is the hardest thing I’ve experienced…This was (like) a punch from Muhammad Ali. I have no strength for anything.”

Germany shocked the Argentines with a third minute goal from Thomas Mueller and scored three times in the second halfâ€"twice through Miroslav Klose and once from Arne Friedrich.

German coach Joachim Loew said he believed his young team could win the trophy for the first time in 20 years. Chancellor Angela Merkel, who enthusiastically cheered from the stands during the match, said: “It’s overwhelming, it’s a dream.”

Celebrations erupted throughout Germany and more than 350,000 fans watched at a fan park in Berlin.

Even the German players seemed stunned by the extent of their victory. “It’s insane to beat Argentina 4-0,” said Mueller, whose yellow card may mean he misses the semi.

Messi had been one of the most eagerly awaited players in Africa’s first World Cup but never scored during the tournament.

The successive defeats of Argentina and Brazil led British bookies to make Germany, Spain and Netherlands joint favorites to win the tournament.

(Writing by Barry Moody and Andrew Cawthorne; Reporting by Reuters World Cup team; Editing by Ossian Shine)
#45645
Quote from: bugsay on July 03, 2010, 12:10:14 PM
hehehe...probema kon Australian football....bitbiton nya idagan.. ;D

australian?  mao ba na ang pareha sa american?  mas komportable man god ko ug european football (always on the side of germany), kanang ginganlag soccer sa america.  mao ba pod na sa australia?  aw, kun mao, unya 100 years old na, mas maayo kay ilip-it pa gyod sa ilok una idagan.  hapaan pa gyod. thrilling.
#45646
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 03, 2010, 12:47:25 PM
Hala! Red dots lagi akong nakit-an nag-blink! ???

bantog ra ang tinan-awan nimo bai hubs sa baki morag prinsipe, sa laki usahay morag bayi, aruuuuy.   
#45647

only in bohol:

ubay, bohol
ubujan, tagbilaran city
ulbujan, calape, bohol
u-ong, clarin, bohol
#45648
united arab emirates
uganda
ukraine
united kingdom
united states of america
uruguay
uzbekistan

(thanks to google!)
#45649

ka-cute ani nga illusion oy.  round hole in a square peg :D.  gi-matamata man ko.  kidlap-kidlap pa ang black dots nga wa diay diha. 
#45650
Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs
July 03, 2010, 09:56:22 AM
hole?  what about the pole?  

a totem pole between your legs speaks not of conquests but of how many times it failed to rise to the occasion, and surrendered, to be humbled forever...

THE RETURN OF THE GPSGOLOX POLE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
#45651
Quote from: bugsay on July 02, 2010, 04:37:43 PM
100 years?...basin mag volleyball nas kauglingong tae anang edara....
99 lang... ;D

ay, volleyball man gyod.  european football lang unta aron layo ang lagpot.  pang-world cup.
#45652

Yati... Yuna pa... Yabo ahong usa ka kalderong bahaw ani da...

ingon dayon sa inday nga Yungit:

yoy, yudma, yabing-yabing na yod ta, yidto ta yapyaan... ;) 
#45654

bawos-bawos lang gyod diay sa?
#45655
Quote from: taga tigbao on July 02, 2010, 04:27:47 PM
Unsa may bulatik Bay Hubs? ;D

my 0 cent's worth:

bulatik - bola nga pilit pa sa latik, pilit gyod ug klaro ang motuo ug ang tuhotuhoon ug mapandol ang pandolunon.  ::)  (aray, mora mag orimos ni raquelproud sa lain nga thread.)
#45656
Quote from: lindy on July 02, 2010, 02:46:06 AM
5 am ky mao na nindot ipangamang.


paskang.  kinahanglan pa ba diay kang mangamang?  wa kay salig sa imong charms?
#45657
Salins Hulbot

The birds, bees and venereal disease

By Gerard Pareja

(Cebu Daily News First Posted 08:23:00 06/22/2010)


Ma'am Lopez Jaena (MLJ): Kay Religion man ang atong klase ron, sultihi kuno ko kun kinsay mama ni Jesus.

Sarah Teresita Dipalupig (STD): Ako, Ma’am.

MLJ: O, sige, Sarah.

STD: Si Virgin Mary.

MLJ: Very good Sarah. Ang Blessed Virgin Mary maoy mama ni Jesus.

Nyorito Gamay (NG): Unsa nang virgin Ma’am?

MLJ: Hoy, Rito, gusto kang ma priso ko?

NG: Di Ma’am uy. Ikay akong favorite teacher, Ma’am. Di ko gustong mapriso ka Ma’am.

MLJ: Unya nganong mangutana man ka anang virgin-virgin? Di pa ta ka discuss anang virgin-virgin kay duna pay restraining order gikan sa korte nga di pa ta maka take-up og sex education. Kanang pagka-virgin nalakip na sa sex education.

NG: Aw, sex education diay na masakop ang pagka-virgin. Abi nakog sa sports ug physical education na.

MLJ: Ha? Kinsa may gaingon nimong apil na sa P.E. ang virginity?

NG: Diba apil man na sa sports ang bisiklita?

MLJ: O. Unya?

NG: Di ba kanang sports apil sa P.E.?

MLJ: O. Unya?

NG: Naa misilingang babae nga high school Ma’am mamaligyaay na siyag banana cue.

MLJ: O. Unya?

NG: Nawa kuno iyang pagka-virgin kay gabsiklita siyas daan nga daghag libaong.

Nyorito Daku (ND): Tan-awa nas Ma’am mao nay example sa virgin, way bana.

MLJ: Hoy! Hoy! Hinay-hinaya ko ninyo. Old maid ko pero di ko virgin ha.

ND: Aw, sorry Ma’am. Di na diay ka virgin, Ma’am?

MLJ: Hoy! Ayg binastos diha Nyorito Daku. Gusto kang ipada tikas room sa principal para ma suspenso?

ND: Ma’am ikaw ra bayay gaingon nga old maid ka pero dili virgin.

MLJ: Sus kong mga bataa mo. Makaugtas! Undangon tana ning Religion. Ari natas arithmetic.

STD: Sige ma’am.

MLJ: Atong Binisay-on para makasabot mo.

Jessica Sipsip (JS): Sige ma’am.

MLJ: Dunay lima ka pan de sal sa lamisa. Gikuhaan og duha sa imong papa. Pilay nahabiling pan de sal sa lamisa?

STD: Ma’am, ako, Ma’am.

MLJ: Okay, Sarah.

STD: Three, Ma’am. Tulo.

MLJ: Very good Sarah. Unya gikuhaan pa gyud ug usa sa iro. Pila naman lay nahibilin sa lima ka pan de sal?

JS: Ma’am, ako Ma’am.

MLJ: Sige, Jessica.

JS: Two, Ma’am. Duha.

MLJ: Very good, Jessica.

NG: Ma’am!

MLJ: Unsay pangutana nimo, Nyorito Gamay?

NG: Unsa man nang nakuhaan ug nagpakuha?

MLJ: Ha?

NG: Di ba ang atong leksyon ron kabahin mas gipangkuha nga pan de sal sa lamesa?

MLJ: O. Unya?

NG: Nakadungog man gud kos akong Mama nga niingong nakuhaan siya. Unya mitubag ang among silingan, ang Mama adtong nagbisiklitas libaong, nga nagpakuha kuno siya adtong miaging tuig kay wa siyay ikagasto pagpasesaryan kay napriso iyang bana nga nadakpang gadag shabu.

MLJ: Nyorito Gamay, ayaw nag paminaw sa istoryas imong Mama kon mag chika silas inyong silingan.

NG: Wa man naku tuyo-a Ma’am, nakadungog ra kos ilang istorya.

MLJ: Sunod panampong sa imong dunggan.

NG: Yes, Ma’am.

MLJ: Hahay, unsaon naman lang mo? Undangon ta na ning arithmetic kay basig mapun-an og di mao. Ari tas Pilipino.

ND: Ma’am!

MLJ: O Nyorito Daku.

ND: Di ba parehas ra nang Tagalog ug Pilipino?

MLJ: Dili pero pwede ra. Ngano man unta?

ND: Naa koy wa sabtis Tagalog nga news sa TV.

MLJ: O, unsa man?

ND: Puspusang hinikayat.

MLJ: Ha? Ah, kanang unya na lang nang mga lisud inig ka high school nimo. Grade three pa man ka.

ND: Sige Ma’am.

MLJ: O, ito. Pakinggan ninyong mabuti. Palitan ninyo ang salitang namatay sa pangungusap na ito. Ang namatay na si Jose Lopez ay dating alkalde ng Aklan.

JS: Ma’am, try, Ma’am.

MLJ: Sige, subokan mo, Jessica.

JS: Ang yumaong si Jose Lopez ay dating alkalde ng Aklan.

MLJ: Tama.

STD: Try rin ako, Ma’am.

MLJ: Sige, Sarah.

STD: Ang nasirang Jose Lopez ay dating alkalde ng Aklan.

MLJ: Tama, Sarah.

ND: Ma’am!

MLJ: O, Nyorito Daku. May gusto kang sabihin?

ND: Ma’am nasira man lagi tong Papa ni Nyorito Gamay, wa lagi mamatay. Gi-indiksyonan ra man ang lubot.

NG: Bitaw Ma’am. Nasira si Papa, Ma’am. Wa siya padulgang Mama pero wa man siya mamatay.

MLJ: Ginoo kong mga bataa mo! Puros sex naas inyong wave length. Unsay gipaka-on sa inyong Mama ninyo? Lansiao?

STD: Ma’am!

MLJ: O, Sarah.

STD: Unsa diay nang lansiao, Ma’am? Ganahan lagi akong Lolo ana, Ma’am.

MLJ: Mamauli ta! Dismissed na mo!
#45658
Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 02, 2010, 07:05:21 PM
Why Bohol? Our kids are still well behaved until maybe they reached highschool. Dili kaayo expose atong mga kabataan kay close atong family circles. Too much knowledge is dangerous...opening the portal of curiosity.

yes, that's why i'm against this.  this curiosity thing can open the gates to knowledge beyond one's maturity to take maturely.
#45659
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
July 03, 2010, 04:51:39 AM
Quote from: vhinz08 on July 02, 2010, 11:01:12 PM
Gihimo na siguro sija ug kabinet ni Noyskie.

unsa kahang kabineta no?  grocery cabinet?  shoe rack?
#45660
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
July 03, 2010, 04:47:42 AM
dragon brand ra tingali ang tsinelas ni botoy ay, kay baratohon ug mahimo rang ibilin. ;D
#45661
Introduce Yourself / Re: Maayong buntag Bohol.
July 03, 2010, 04:45:07 AM

maayong buntag pod nimo, bai vhinz, ug ninyong tanan. 

nagmilagrog nangadlawon kog mata.  nakatulog mag sayo gabii. duha na man god ka gabii nga di ko kasulod sa tubagbohol website, natulog na lang hinoon ug sayo.  karon, pag-abli nako, oy, naa nay tubagbohol.  hinaot unta nga dayon na ni. 

kumusta ka na, bai vhinz?  hinaot nga nahupayhupay na ang imong gibating kamingaw.   
#45662
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome to TB Catalina!!
July 01, 2010, 11:28:05 PM
Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2010, 10:43:48 PM
nahimong cute...hehehe

aw, na hala.  nasaktohan diay akong salagma. ;D
#45663
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
July 01, 2010, 11:21:27 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on July 01, 2010, 04:30:36 PM


hala naay mituyhakaw nga bitin  ::)

ngeeeee.  morag andam mosulod ug langob ang hinampak ay.
#45664
Quote from: Vistabel on June 27, 2010, 10:15:22 AM
does an Aswang manages to travel by air from one place to another through his/her mystical power?



naa diay mystical power ang aswang?  akong nahibaw-an nga naay mystical power kay si st. john of the cross ug si st. therese of avila man god.
#45665
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: GoaL
July 01, 2010, 11:02:30 PM
nangluod na ko kun unsa nang dambohala.  o, sige, dambo ang ngan sa elepante.
#45666
Quote from: taga tigbao on July 01, 2010, 05:06:28 PM
Wahahahahaha. Mao na, padaku lang ug lubot sa lingkuranan pero ang nahitabo sapnot na hinoon. Tindog dihaa ug isinggit sa building roof top nang kahigwaos. Pagminjo na lagi. ;D

kuyaw.  ayaw una pasadsarag minyo si sad-sad kay tingalig mahinayak siyag ambak gikan sa rooftop tungod sa pagmahay. 8)
#45667
Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2010, 10:59:06 AM
unsa kaha'y gikahimot-an ani ayy? ;D

ambot unsay buot ipaibot
ug namuot sa naay bungot
;D
#45668
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome to TB Catalina!!
July 01, 2010, 10:32:00 PM

nasaag ko ani nga thread...

naunsa na man ning pag-welcome ni catalina/aspo nga niliko man sa mga white glue nga ang gawsanan dakog purohan nga pareha kadak-ag takob sa elmer's glue?  basta kanunay hisgotan, mohiyos!

sorry, cat.  welcome, bisag nauna ka pa nakog sobra sa usa ka tuig dinhi sa tb, hehehe.
#45669
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
July 01, 2010, 10:21:53 PM

bitaw tuod sa?  Nakakat-on na tingalig trabaho ay, mao nga wa na kalugar.  tungod ba kaha kay first day of office ni noynoy mao nga first day of work sad ni hubag?
#45670
Quote from: Lorenzo on June 19, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
I do have a query for all masters of Binisayang Bolanon (and other dialects):

What are the meanings of said words:

1. Jawa
2. Jati

I've heard two older Filipinas at a local store fighting and the two of them were using these words on each other.

my two-cents' worth:

jawa - boholano for demonio; y-a-w-a in cebuano
jati - a version of jawa, yati in cebuano (meant to soften the import of jawa)

both are expletives that have become coarse expressions as well though jati can be described as an expletive in disguise.  

i think the nearest english equivalent is "hell" because i never heard or read any one-word english expletive like "devil" or "demon".    
#45671

impossible.  a sitting president will risk having the same thing done to him by his successor.  besides, who appointed the current chief justice?  come on, we're filipinos and the best and worst in us is this "utang na loob" thing. 

while she had every reason to do so, foremost of which was the murder of her husband, tita cory apparently didn't personally pursue having ferdie and meldie marcos brought to jail.  she let justice take its course.  and now meldie is in congress and not in jail.  and (eureka!) ate glo is now also in congress.  jail?  kuya noynoy can have her investigated by a duly constituted body, but the best that one can hope for here is that truth will out.  that's all. 

ate glo bestowed presidential pardon to erap and his plunder.  kuya noynoy can do as much, if only to protect himself from a backlash whether ate glo will be proven to have committed crimes or not while in office.

i believe "reconciliation without justice" here doesn't necessarily mean justice served in jail.
#45672
Quote from: Kerstin on June 29, 2010, 05:34:16 PM
Whahahaha di ko mosumpay tawa ra..u know na ;)

di sad ko mosumpay.  mahadlok kog tetanus.
#45673
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 30, 2010, 04:50:43 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2010, 04:39:30 PM
(bai Bugs)ako ang na wa sa passing. ;D

passing nga wa nimo pa-passinga?  hahaha!  abi nakog si bai hubs botoy sa makanunayon...
#45674
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 30, 2010, 04:46:13 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2010, 04:43:23 PM
kinsay nag post ani nga klaro gyud ning wa nisubay sa patakaran sa konseho? ;D

kon kins aman gani tong tawhana, nakalimot seguro nga "you're last word is mine" ning topic diri... ??? ;D ;D ;D

diri mamatikdan sa konseho nga ikaduha/ikatulo na ning sipjat ni bai hubs sa patakaran!  sometimes the runner stumbles...
#45675
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 30, 2010, 04:20:22 PM
wa jamo man lagi.  :(

heee, tumuong pahak, matod pa sa taga-lila.   
#45676
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 30, 2010, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 30, 2010, 04:34:03 PM
Corrected, my ass, where is thine proof, my sweet?

sweet sa imong kigol.  duha ming bai vhinz nga nakakita ato, duha ming tarong pa tawon ug utok... krosmayhart, matod pa ni bai bugs.
#45677
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 30, 2010, 04:30:10 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 30, 2010, 04:17:02 PM
Wa naman misubay ni sa name game The last word is Mine.  :(

mine eyes, like yours, read the previous posts of hubag before these were corrected! ;D
#45678
Photos Unlimited / Re: Chinese Beauty
June 30, 2010, 03:37:57 PM

aw, naa man ganiy goodboy dinhi nga sulondon, kapila intawon nadukol ug mga tb hotbabes. 
#45679

hala, kakuyaw.  kaliwat ra ba kog valencianhon sa mother side.  wa na hinoon koy adto-adto kay, na, nakatilaw baya pod kog duha ka ig-agaw nga arang kusoga manghilabot nako adtong college pa mi.  bisan unsaon nakog smile nila, yam-iran ra ko.  libog ko unsay akong sala.  maayo gani kay wa mi ig-abot ug ig-agaw vs. ig-agaw.  mosadsad ra ba gyod ko kun palabihan ug bikil.  maapil unta mi sa legend of crimes aning lungsora.
#45680
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 30, 2010, 03:08:33 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 30, 2010, 03:04:06 PM
Isaling-it ang katapusan mga sano ug sana sumpaje na ninjo.

ninjo nga mga ninja sa kagabhion
nga daw nalibat na sa paghandom
ayaw palabig tagad sa inyong gabitay
kay makatilaw unya mog putlanay.
#45681
Photos Unlimited / Re: Chinese Beauty
June 30, 2010, 03:03:27 PM
Quote from: vrglguapo on June 29, 2010, 06:07:38 PM
ikaduha lang baya ko nimo bay Bugs..

duha nay daklonon ni jorge. ;D
#45682
Quote from: hofelina on June 30, 2010, 02:47:29 PM
moka-on gani ug puthaw kining mga taga TBTK, anha pako mobilib! ;D

hahaha!  paskang.  ma-magnetize man pod na sila.
#45683

this is great.  i hope this finds its way to the philippines soon!?  but then, what taxi shall we call (in manila and cebu, for example, where most numbers don't exist.  taxis are hailed, and heaven help if you as a drunk negotiate the fare).  also, some drivers are drugged for the night or are just as intoxicated.  a drunk may leave his car here, and find out that it's nowhere the next day.  carnapping happens even when there's a driver.  what more if the driver had gone home drunk?  ajeje.  we have a long way to go.
#45684
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
June 30, 2010, 02:44:37 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 30, 2010, 02:40:43 PM
Magdalidali og pamahid sa kamot ang nagkinuotay didtos ngitngit... ;D

spoken by an expert!  ayaw bayag panghaplas una ug white flower ha, kay na, maputlan gyod ka, hahaha!
#45685
Quote from: hofelina on June 30, 2010, 02:26:27 PM
my personal opinion;

the first Pinays who came here were nurses, medtech  and midwives, kadtong naulahi, came here in different ways. There is a sort of discriminations within this group. The first batch who came here  got some superiority complex and bol-anon nurses belongs to this.
This is the main reason why I´m not keen on this group, which doesn´t mean I feel inferior.  Bentaha na ang mag-amping.

understandable, hof.  kun makalikay ug daotan, likay na lang.  we know we can hold our own, but there's no point in brandishing our own courage.
#45686
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 24, 2010, 08:39:09 AM
Peace everyone kung tsismis lang ni. Argument ends if the story is devoid of facts. :)

rightly so.  kay kun tinuod, si kris gyod ang makaguba sa presidency sa iyang igsoon.  ang tulo pa ra ba gyod ka way pulos nga mga artistang senador mao kintahay ang iyang giunag dani.  ambot ba tawon ning bayhana nga mother's heartbreak child man gyod intawon ni siya oy. 

hopefully, this isn't true.  this smells rotten, i hope it's just a rotten fish and not the real fish.
#45687
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
June 30, 2010, 02:23:43 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2010, 02:15:12 PM
aning puntoha mokalit la'g kadaghan ang mananabtan. ;D

nikagardz na tingali ang mga plato sa kusina... tsibogan na... mata na, mga manalabtay!
#45688
Family & Parenting / Re: Women Over 40
June 30, 2010, 02:18:10 PM
Quote from: AsPo on June 30, 2010, 12:22:09 AM
basin apil na ana bantol og dambohala  ;D

tabaaaang, asp.  wa gyod ko ka-g ani. 
#45689
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 30, 2010, 02:07:30 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2010, 02:04:05 PM
espidnoha mong dagko, wa ba mo nagkalibagtong mong koleraha mong jatia mo? ;D

mo-gimok, bai bugs, ang kigwa sa mga puwag lubot. ;D
#45690
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
June 30, 2010, 02:04:43 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 30, 2010, 02:00:29 PM
Maka-emote ta nga makamuta! Bwahaha! ;D

e-muta?  mora mag e-passport.  aw, cyberworld na man god kaha ta...
#45691
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
June 30, 2010, 02:02:59 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 30, 2010, 01:49:10 PM
bwahhahaha! maajo ra na ug naay minatay unya gusto ka mo  hilak! hahahahhaha! haay mabuang ko!

akong tiya sa una, ambot unsa tong pagkahitabo... gamit siyag white flower, nangihi tingali pagkahuman, nahikapan ang down under, arang dagan-dagan ug pamaypay sa iyahang bee song.  ako nga 10 years old atong panahona, giluod kay wa mahimuot... ::) 
#45692
Photos Unlimited / Re: Naked Desolation
June 30, 2010, 01:59:04 PM
kanang duha ka hulagway nga gipasigarbo ni bai hubag ug ms da binsi... ajeje, mora nag ako... sa unang panahon sa nineteen forg-otten... ;D
#45693
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 30, 2010, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 30, 2010, 01:14:41 PM

chick'en akong sud-an karon akong gituwa gisagulan ug luy-a ug pechay. m m m good!!!!

good morning, afternoon, evening ninyong tanan as the case may be, kun asa man galing mong espidnoha... ;D
#45694
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
June 30, 2010, 01:32:12 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 30, 2010, 01:08:32 PM

hahahhhahaha! sus ako maguwang gani mo tambag nako ingon dayun ko; "hidhiri ug white flower imong mata!" maabtik jud ka! hahahaha paita noon!

hahaha!  grabeh!  bahalag katulgon, nevah gyod ko mohidhid ug white flower sa mata.  sa kutokuto ug sa luyo sa dunggan, yes.  sa mata?  maka-emote man sad ta anig ahat, malupig nato si kris aquino. ;D
#45695


lugar-lugar lang tingali ni... kun kinahanglan mag-ininglis, di mag-ininglis.  kun magbinisaya, na hala, way moguyod nato ngadto sa prisohan.  pagkinatsila kun magkalisod.  kun mag-martian, padayon.  way mobala nato padulong sa buwan.   

masabtan tuod ta bahalag nagkayorang ang grammar, pero responsibilidad pod nato nga maningkamot ug tuon kun unsay sakto.  if we must do something, then we ought to do it the best way and the most proper way possible.  kini bitaw kun magluto ta, maningkamot man ta nga lamion atong linuto, di modukot, di manganghoy.  kun magbinisaya bitaw, diperensiya baya kun moingon tag katola imbis atong ipasabot kalota.

matod pa, di kuno angay undangon ang atong pagkat-on, bahalag unsa nay atong edad. ;D
 
#45696
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
June 30, 2010, 12:58:26 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 30, 2010, 11:37:38 AM

na unsa gud ka oi!!! giwaslikan na nimo imong nawong ug tubig???

nabali na man tingali akong world.  budlat akong mata kun gabii, wakang kun adlaw.  bawo ba uroy.  beer kaha ang akong iwislik aning akong nawong? 
 
#45697
Health and Food / Re: Nationality determines diet?
June 30, 2010, 12:54:36 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 30, 2010, 12:39:02 PM
He he, nagsugod na diay ning differences in diet all the way back to the Neanderthals... ;D

haaay, salamat nga pilipino ko.  tabi, baki ba ang hinungdan ngano nga nabuktot si quasimodo (hunchback of notre dame)?
#45698
Quote from: bugsay on June 29, 2010, 03:41:14 PM
grabe pod ka, part....kuwang nalang nimo mangayo ug bahaw, ug di ba dukot, nya bahog dayon? ;D....hehehe

hehe, lahi gyod diay ni si vhinz nga pagka-balikbayan.  di hambogero.  maayo gani kay di ni siya manugo ug mag-photo ops, di type nga pang-tbtk.  operation hingok ni siya, way publicity stunt.  hinoon, wa tay mahimo, bugs, kun gimingaw ni siyag dukot. 
#45699
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 30, 2010, 09:02:38 AM

Miss Isles, wasliki gamay ug tubig imong nawong para maka mata jud ka! murag gidaman pa man tingali ha> hahahahha!

thanks!  karon mata na ko, kaso ikaw na pod ang natulog... ;D
#45700
Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2010, 09:11:40 AM

asawa ra ma'y nag-syagetsyaget.
:o -ako nga naminaw kay nawala ang duka. ;D

way raro ning mga insik.......bisag sa department store, di gud mauwaw magnilugnutay ang bana ug asawa....ang asawa mauy medyo way paki.....eskandalosa kaayo...hmmm


naa sad bitaw miy silingan sa manila nga intsik.  naa sila sa 5th floor, directly sa ubos namo.  ambot why moabot namo ang siyagit-siyagit sa babaye nga kunohay sound-proof man kuno ang building.  ilang laundry ihayhay pa gyod sa planter sa bintana nga gidili sa house rules.  bisag unsaon ug badlong, di gyod patoo. 

ayay, giimbitar nako ang mga langgam sa among planter by putting out a bird bath and bird seeds regularly.  pista ang mga langgam.  naithan ilang laundry, shot gikan sa amo sa 6th floor.  nagpadala siyag 3 security guards aron ko badlungon.  nakaporke, nagngisi ang mga security guards.  papards man nako tanan.  wa koy sala nga moanha sa planter namo ang mga langgam, ingon ko.  ang naay sala ani kanang manghayhay ug laundry mao nga naithan. sila ang inyong badlungon, hahaha!