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Quote from: bugsay on March 02, 2012, 03:37:15 PM
akong kahibungan kon nganong nagsubay man permi sa pilapil......nagbalikbalik....wa gyud nawala..hangtod nga nikanaug nalang mi.

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 04:10:39 PM
don't tell me gihuwat mo...

Basin tuod. O kaha natagak ang iyang diyes sentabos, wa na kit-i kay nalubong na diay sa lapok...

Quote from: bugsay on March 02, 2012, 03:22:59 PM
dayon paghitugpa namo sa ikaduhang andana nga naupaw sa kay wa'y puangod sa bagyong ruping nga nikusokuso niini, nisugat sa among panan-awon ang usa nga lingin nga  daw kalayo nga di pod kaayo puwa nga naglutaw sa hangin nga sa akong bana-bana taga-hawak ang gihabugon gikan sa yuta.

Hmm, unsang pagbati ang mihakop sa imong galamhan niadtong tungora? Katingala nga gidayandayanan og kahigwaos? Makaingon ka ba sa tumang kamatinud-anon nga wala dunggaba ang imong kasingkasing sa idlot nga punyal sa kahadlok?

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 02:43:52 PM
tua siguro ang klarong dagon sa sementeryo.

Bitaw. Kanang tuwaytuway sa pungkol maoy gamhanan...

Quote from: chicogon on March 02, 2012, 02:35:25 PM
Mogawas ni siya kung gabii sa sulod sa sementero... tungod daw sa phosporus 

Hmm, di ba kaha sulfur o silicon...

Hmm, pwede pud ang ginamos maoy patongan, he he...

Unhan tika, Bay Bugs, kay naay free pakals...

(Ms. Isle, padayon diha sa imong pagpamahid og ginamos...)

Indeed. I'm scornful, therefore I'm free.

Quote from: bugsay on March 02, 2012, 11:04:21 AM
layo-a ra kaayo's pamanit

He he, wa ta masayod, ing-ana man ang mga tisoy, di matag-an ang resulta...

Quote from: bugsay on March 02, 2012, 11:02:16 AM
hehehe.......di pareha ni hubag nga wa magsalig ug pengsoy.......deretso'g kitoy...

Aw, dependes baho sa kitoyanan...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 11:03:19 AM
taym sa ra god, ngano man mong duha?  way mga trabaho kay nakalugar man ug dokdok sa tb?  hahaha!  nakaikyas uroy ang mga serpente...

Hala, argabyado, ay. Sigi, logout na lang ko...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 11:01:51 AM
don't tell me... mahal ning ginamos, say mo.  tiaw bay baklayon ang dimeow to balingsya aron lang makaginamos.  agi ka pag canduao ana, chong, ug may puruhan nga di ka kalahos sa poblacion kun makaagi ka aning barangaya kay, na, naa si bugsay diha.

Hmm, mamareglahay diay nis Bugsay? Salig lang kay naay sikspak, este, dasinpak diay...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:58:14 AM
di na angay hikapon sa uban kay nag-agi nag feng shui.

Hmm, basin diay kaliwat pud og Tsaynis?

Unsa man diay na, Bay Bugs?

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:52:49 AM
para naa kay masimhot?

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:53:19 AM
hahaha!  ang ginamos ni hubag kay morag rugby.

He he, pinordoy ra man guy maabot...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:50:46 AM
from the looks of it, obyus.  ipahuwam pa man gani ni labirboy iyang bungot sa iyang mga kauban.

He he. Kana hinuong iyang kwentas, di jud ipahuwam...

Quote from: bugsay on March 02, 2012, 10:43:56 AM
kanang bungoton...sureness ko nga labirboy na...

Maayo diayng modag hawok nga palibatlibat?

Morag gi-constipate man ni si advanced reader...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:45:39 AM
maayo ka pa, magkinamot.  ako, mantinir ug tiniil.

Hmm, as in maghimog ginamos?

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
one dozen man to akong ihap... sikspak?  cheap.

Hmm, abot na sa bugan kon one dozen...

OK bitaw ang kinamot, way komplikasyon ang kinabuhi...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:39:39 AM
eh?  asa man dapit, sa liog?

Malagmit moabot sa liog kon masuko?

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:39:01 AM
maghagtokay diay kay mag-helmet man pod silang mosiak.

Mao ba? Magpalaban diay ko ni Bay Bugsay kon maohon...

Quote from: bugsay on March 02, 2012, 10:36:30 AM
duna'y ikatulo'ng tuhod...

Hmm, mga labirboys diay ning mga kanahana ni...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:34:13 AM
sureness ko nga dili morag si bai bugsay.

He he, bitaw, kuyaw og sikspak tong badibildira...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:32:22 AM
di gyod angay maengkwentro.  likay, hubag, likay.  ulo ra nilay gamiton pagsiak sa imong eggs, hahaha!

He he, safety ning akong eggs kay sinul-oban og helmet...

Quote from: bugsay on March 02, 2012, 10:31:19 AM
pagamay gamay lang pero dako diay'g buhi...

Hmm, abot sa tiil?

Hmm, unsa kahay dagway...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:17:25 AM
karon, butangan pod nakog uling ang refrigerator aron way baho.

Hmm, wa kay laing nahunahunaan nga angay suksokan og uling? Be honest...

Klarong baye kay clumsy ang inangkasan tan-awon...

Hmm, di ba kaha hinuon mosamot kadako og kaon...

Di pud dictatorial, oi...

Hmm, from this angle mora lagig frog pond...

...para pud naay makibkib ang mga sigbin...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 10:05:24 AM
(do these innocents really know what they're talking about?)

Hmm, the condescension of experience...

Yataps! Gipulipuli unta ang kamot nga gigamit...

Hmm, di ba buhok ray parehas?

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 09:58:10 AM
akoy bay bugs, motug-an gyod ko sa tinuod; hasta ang gitabunan sa brip gitangtang ug gi-donate aron naay makaon ang mga itik.

He he, broadside man ni nga gipahinungod og mayor...

Quote from: chicogon on March 01, 2012, 01:44:17 PM
Surprise me! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 02, 2012, 09:42:12 AM
da kuyawa!

Bwahaha! Ang magbasa may ma-surprise ani!

Quote from: islander on February 29, 2012, 11:07:45 PM
way powers ingon ana dinhi... naa hinooy mga men nga rated x ang mga baba.  por ehemplo:  -hubag,  - bugsay,  - fr chic,  - lorenz, etc.  tan-awa, di ba x ang mga baba, hahaha! (corny.  nadungagan kay sige pa gyog putol-putol akong internet connection...) 

He he, giunhan na lang tawon kay kahibawong maoy ikomentaryo ni Bugsay...

Maayo gani kay dili sila Muslims...

Bitaw, dreamy kaayo...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 09:53:14 AM
asa man ni uy, tinuod ba ni?  mora man kog nagdamgo ani.  kanindot ba ani uy.

Hmm, di ba kaha kanang bubbles timailhan nga naay buaya sa ilawom...

Quote from: bugsay on February 29, 2012, 09:39:14 PM
ug didto sa ikaduhang pahina sa maong pamantalaan:

9,000 lalake sa Negros, wa na'ng brip..

Hmm, unya unsa may napatik sa ikatulong pahina, Bay Bugs?

Quote from: Vistabel on February 29, 2012, 08:53:07 PM
bisan na ug late bai Hubs ug naa oroi gustong magpaliwat sa akong binhi unsaon nalang, dautan raba kuno ang mobalibad kong maymuhangyo ug binhi.

Bitaw, ayaw jud og balibad, mosamot kadaghan imong sala ana...

Quote from: islander on February 29, 2012, 09:31:58 PM
siyaro sa ka-obyus... way panty kay gi-earthquake intawon uy.

Tungod sa kakusog sa linog, laglag panty? Luag diay ang garter...

Hmm, maayo gani wa lansangi...

He he, bibo jud ang atong probinsya kon maohon...

Kanindot. Naa pa juy daghang unlan...

Kini na lang kahay imo...

Kinsa kaha ni sila?

Kini maoy payter, 101,794 roses... 

Physically, St. Elmo's fire is a bright blue or violet glow, appearing like fire in some circumstances, from tall, sharply pointed structures such as lightning rods, masts, spires and chimneys, and on aircraft wings. St. Elmo's fire can also appear on leaves, grass, and even at the tips of cattle horns. Often accompanying the glow is a distinct hissing or buzzing sound. --Wiki

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2012, 08:41:13 AM
but wait... she's a copycat after all...

He he. Darth exclaimed, "She stole my thunder!"

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 02, 2012, 08:58:41 AM
Nigimaw na ang kaugatan ni Angelina Jolie.

Gibarikos na tuod. Unsa pa kaha ang mas gametz nga parte sa lawas...

Quote from: RR on March 02, 2012, 08:59:23 AM
chika ni mga sano....niplead ug guilty, niplead ug guilty iya kinatawo mao nga gi sentensyahan ang kinatawo ug immediate amputation...

Maayo gani kay last term na isip alkalde...

Quote from: jayson on March 02, 2012, 08:56:17 AM
hahahahha natangtang najud ang kinatawo sa mayor, its a deal jud, kay tungod sa mayor sa tagbilaran na tatsahan ang imahe sa bohol, infact sa kato iyahang gibuhat dili lang ang tagbilaran nauwawan kundi ang tibuok bohol, dili nana cya basta2 mawala kay naa nana sa balita o history around the globe nadungog ang balita, unsa naman ang masulti sa mga tawo wala najud batasan ang Bol anon! what a freak mayor!!!!!!!!!!

He he, freak show diay to kon maohon...

Quote from: islander on March 01, 2012, 07:59:17 PM
done deal na ni.  nahilom na.  a battalion of lawyers was reportedly fielded to silence everything.  besides, wa ta kahibawo kun natangtang na diay ug laktod ang kinatawo sa mayor, mao nga what is there to complain about?

Wa ba kaha ma-shock ang flight attendant kay morag upos ang nakit-an...

Quote from: jayson on March 01, 2012, 06:03:46 PM
OMG!!!!! ang mayor sa dakbayan sa tagbilaran mao nay gibuhat! unsa mana klase nga pagka mayor tawn, mura man ug iro bisan asa lang mangihi ug kaihiun, dn pagka walay malisyoso gud niya atubanagan sa flight attendant nagpakita ug iyahang kinatawo..pag ka walay puangod nga mayor.....he is the First in the History nga ang mayor nagpakita ug kinatawo sa sulod sa eroplano...pang book of record man jud!!!!

One for the books jud tuod. Wa ba kaha tawoy nightmares ang flight attendant...

Hmm, power jud lagi ning mga pawix ba...

By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Parenting â€" 1 hour 55 minutes ago


Last year, Jordan Powers was just another student from Mr. Hooker's class. Now she's his live-in girlfriend.

James Hooker -- the 41-year-old married father who left his wife and kids for his 18-year-old-student -- might be the worst teacher ever. Last week, he resigned from his job at Enochs High School in Modesto, California over the scandal that's shaken up a community and pit one mom on a crusade to save her daughter from a man she calls a "master manipulator."

Jordan met her teacher as a freshman, but both maintain nothing physical happened until she turned 18 this past September. Hooker claims he saw Powers as "just a student" and had no romantic feelings toward her at first, but when her most recent birthday came around, things changed.

They changed so much, in fact, that Hooker, left his wife and three kids (one of them a 17-year-old Enochs high school student as well) so that he could move in with Jordan.

If this all sounds suspicious to you, imagine how Tammie Powers, Jordan's mom, feels. She's launched an official police investigation to find out if Hooker's relationship with her daughter began before Jordan was of legal age. Tammie is convinced it did, citing a photo of her daughter on Hooker's lap and text messages, emails and phone records exchanged between the couple that predate her daughter's 18th birthday.

"That's pursuit, in my opinion, with some type of intent," she told ABC News 10 in California.

Hooker denies Tammie's claims and is confident the investigation will turn up nothing. He blames the "stigma of the teacher-student relationship" for the public backlash. But Hooker's former boss, Modesto City Schools Supt. Pam Able, doesn't agree.

Even if their relationship doesn't break any laws, Able says she "considers student-teacher dating relationships to be not only unprofessional, but immoral." She also added in an email to the Modesto Bee, that Hooker's relationship has become a "source of great concern for staff, students and parents."

It must be particularly hard for Hooker's 17 year old daughter, now that her father has left to be with a fellow classmate and become a notorious figure throughout the school.

Still, Hooker claims he has no regrets. In an interview with Good Morning America, he shut down Tammie's accusations as a "pack of lies" and said of his new love, "we really do want to have a future together."

Jordan, a quiet, fragile-seeming young woman, who looks closer to 15 than 18 years in age, gazed up at her former teacher, a man that looks every bit his 41 years, and said, "He's more than just a lover."

Jordan has now stopped going to classes and is finishing out her senior year by doing an independent study. She has limited contact with her mom, now that she's living with her teacher, mom's worst nightmare.

Desperate for her child, Tammie has turned her own Facebook page into a "most wanted" profile for Hooker. She's plastered his photo all over her wall warning neighbors about the man she calls an "arrogant pig". She's also made her wallpaper a photo of a prison cell, sending a message to Hooker should he dare visit her site.

Since the story has been picked up by national press, she's been flooded with messages of support from strangers. Tonight, she'll be taking her crusade against Hooker to Nancy Grace. "Nancy's always been a victims advocate and fights for justice," Tammie wrote on Facebook. "That's the goal here, justice." -- http://shine.yahoo.com/

Quote from: islander on February 29, 2012, 10:35:55 PM
buyag.  magyagaw ug samot ang kalibotan. 

Di, oi. Mosanta man gani sa yagaw nga kokakings...

Quote from: bugsay on February 29, 2012, 09:32:28 PM
happy birthday!

mag daghan unta ang imong kaliwat..

Salamat, Bay Bugs! He he, kabahin sa kaliwat ni Botoy, tekret!

Quote from: lumine on February 29, 2012, 09:23:48 PM
Happy birthday!

Thanks, Ms. Lumine!

Albert Camus would be instructive in this regard:

http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/00/pwillen1/lit/msysip.htm

Quote from: islander on February 29, 2012, 10:55:38 PM
obviously, naa gihapon karon ang magazine (a sister publication of manila bulletin) surviving through some corporate hocus-pocus kay mao man gihapon ang tag-iya.  makaaso ang pagdaugdaog.  di madalag bendita.  unya ing-ana pa gyod kamahala kun taga-ireland mopalit? 

Apil na lang gud donation alang sa katitikang Bisaya...

Pero kon maohon morag tinuod jud diay ang ulohan ani nga lambo...

Hmm, basin ituboy ka isip Tourism Secretary...

= nawong sa naay physiological and medical understanding sa gihisgotan, and who religiously applies it...

Problema ang daghang sapi, libog asa ibutang. Maypa ning atong kwarta puros puya, at least naay igong ipanuba...

Quote from: islander on February 26, 2012, 10:59:33 PM
x-rated man diay ni dinhi...

Hmm, wa ba kahay X-men diri...

Quote from: islander on February 27, 2012, 06:36:53 PM
ow, no question nga pinulongan sa langit, nyor botoy, pero maimburnal man sad ta anang presyoha sa bisaya magazine.

Oi, ayaw kalimot nga kinahanglan baya pud bayran ang kabos nga mga magsusuwat...

Quote from: chriswise on February 26, 2012, 11:17:47 PM
aw kong simhot lay hisgutan,,,taas jd og panimhot ning ako migo hubag,,liman muna hasta ang kang bugsay tinagoan didto tsayna nasimhutan pa,,unya pangayoon,,he,he,he,

He he, nanimaho man gud nga ginamos sa Bawingsha...

Transformer galing...

Quote from: bugsay on February 27, 2012, 01:26:56 PM
kay wa'y pag sungi...husay ang kinabuhi 

Hmm, mga nga under de saya
Nga kaha taga sa Balingsya?

Quote from: islander on February 27, 2012, 08:25:17 PM
PIECE: Wench. A girl who is more or less active and skilful in the amorous congress.

Bwahaha! Kujawa, amorous congress jud!

Quote from: islander on February 27, 2012, 12:52:31 AM
klaro diay nga nay ikakapyot sa sanga, nga wa nay ikabitay?

Napudpod na sa unlan...

Quote from: chriswise on February 26, 2012, 11:38:05 PM
tanan awa ang duha nitipas napod,he,he,he,,,

Na hala, kon gusto kang moungot sa ibot-ibot, bahala ka...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 28, 2012, 11:29:40 AM
hehe, true, very true. but og smart gajod ang bird, if there are no worms, then there are always other insects to eat.

...or frogs...

Daghang marokoy nga drayber, pero way di dutlan og hudlat...

Quote from: jorgeanna on February 28, 2012, 07:26:40 PM
sobra ka tinood oi kay pakyaw style na sila karon...

Kwarta man gud ang tuyo, mao nga Money Pakyaw...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 28, 2012, 03:57:09 PM
Driving around tagbilaran requires expertise , especially considering the fact that there are so many alleyways and no established "route" as compared to say, Cebu City or Iloilo City.

Hmm, mao diay nga hitso og "expertise" ang tricycle drivers sa Tagbilaran...

Hmm, I guess one would normally prefer to be happy rather than be creative, unless one is not creative enough to find ways to be happy.

Quote from: islander on February 27, 2012, 07:39:46 PM
morag pareha man tingali mo ni bugsay, bai chris, nga si justin bieber and idol.

Hmm, basin kamukha?

Quote from: CLIPER on February 29, 2012, 10:32:36 AM
dili ba kaha pod ni "cashabutan" sa driver ug sa maong establishment.. basin ra uroy ug naa nay commission ang driver ani..

pareha aning sa Riverwatch... ok raman pod mi anang 400 mobayad kay buffet man.. pero kabalo naman ta nga ang 100 pesos mo adto gyud na sa driver... tan-awa karon atong mga drivers dri Bohol ug tour, diba dli na ganahan magpa ubos sa ilang rates.. gapasulabi ra ug kahakog.. kung naay byahe mobalibad na mamili ug mahal2x kay garbo lagi...

mao ni makasugod ug maldito sa mga kaliwat ni dagohoy.. sobra pa ni sa black market.

Hmm, makakat-on baya pud tag hinungdanong pagtulon-an subay sa gibatbat ni Fr. Chic kabahin aning puntoha...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 29, 2012, 06:36:36 AM
diba naay flying segbin diri sa TB?

He he, kini maoy seguradong makadato kay cute jamo...

Quote from: Vistabel on February 29, 2012, 05:48:15 PM
ako bitaw pud diman sad ko moangay magsuot ug brief kapag sa balay lang, comfortable man gud magpurol lang. simula nabasa ko nga ang brief makabaog daw.

Hmm, di kaha too late the hero?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 29, 2012, 05:59:21 AM
grabeha pud aning balitaa. di ba pud kaha gapalabaw ang newspaper para mahalin ang kopya?

Wa man ni raru. Way panty kay way ikapalit, o wa na mag-panty kay igang jamo?

Quote from: Vistabel on February 29, 2012, 04:00:21 AM

Hmm, naay flying segbin nga nangawat og panty?

Quote from: chicogon on February 29, 2012, 06:33:00 AM
Camouflage ug uling...

Hmm, OK ang uling pang-neutralize sa baho sa ginamos...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 29, 2012, 05:00:19 AM
okey si bai hubag kai used to naman sigoro na siya sa bahong ginamos

Klarex. Maglakaw ra gani ko paingon sa Balingsya...

Quote from: chriswise on February 26, 2012, 11:19:25 PM
unsa naman sad buho a,,he,he,h,e,,kadto ba nang paborito bay hubag bahong ginamos,,,he,he,

Natakdan lang ko ni Bay Bugs sa hilig...

Quote from: bugsay on February 29, 2012, 12:40:10 PM
ok ra diay bai Hubs...

Segurado jud tang di takboyan og prostate cancer ani, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: islander on February 29, 2012, 08:38:22 AM
i don't know how many times we have to greet you in february and on what date exactly, but i'll follow raquel's lead...

happy birthday, hubag!  may you have many more leap years to come.

To come in, also. I would like to believe I have the right to come every year (hmm, every day, for that matter), leap year or otherwise...

Quote from: islander on February 29, 2012, 09:03:14 AM
hahaha!  cute!  this is the best thing i saw this morning... hubag will be stumped.  what a leaping birthday!

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 29, 2012, 09:04:08 AM
haha, a "leaping" birthday, indeed.

He he, parehas mig birthday sa Italian composer nga si Gioachino Antonio Rossini...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 29, 2012, 06:37:11 AM
Happy Birthday Botoy! Swerte jud ka Toy nga nagbirthday aning adlawa hehehe di kas baboy kay every 4 years ra mag ihaw.

Salamat, Raqz! Wa ko magpaihaw og baboy pero nagpatumba lang kog baka--akong ig-agaw nga badibildir maoy gatumba. Siya ra puy gabangon...