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Quote from: philippines on July 22, 2010, 01:21:08 AM

After an argument Humadyao shot Amble with a 9-mm pistol.

Amble died from four gunshot wounds in the body. Humadyao surrendered to the Lapu-Lapu police.

PhP500 is a puny reason, bisag unsaon ug tan-aw.  mas motuo pa ko nga napuno na nig kahiubos si humadyao.
   

Quote from: vhinz08 on July 22, 2010, 10:11:52 PM
Kaldero gi kub.

kub-lan ang kasingkasing sa tawong mamunal ug iring nga gutom mao nga manungkab.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on July 21, 2010, 12:51:39 PM
Islander, asa ka nga port mo board...katulo nako maka sakay ug warship base in san diego. kaduha sa destroyer ug kausa sa usa ka support ship.

wow!  thrice experienced, thrice appreciated.

ka-alegreng istoryaha, vhinz.  nagmahay lang ko nganong wa ka motilaw sa sabaw sa jolen.  nakatilaw man god kog sabaw sa bato atong gamay pa ko kay nanundog lagig luto-lutong istorya sa usa ka fairy tale.  lahi tingalig lami ang sabaw sa jolen no?  bitaw, sa tanang jolen duwa nga imong gilista, usa ang wa nako hibaw-i.  unsa man nang tangkongay?   

hehe, salamat, bai hubs.  tingalig may-ong may-ong mi aning hulagway nga imong gipaambit, pero morag mas duol kog dinuwaan atong hulagway ug duha ka laking bata nga nag-una (reply #5 by hubag, this thread).

kun silingan pa lang mi ni bqn ug kun duol mig edad atong panahona, sigurado gyod kong magduwa mi.  iya man kong hagiton kay pila ka lata god ang akong mga jolen.  

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 22, 2010, 07:02:51 PM
Excited jud kaayo, nagtulo ang laway morag baki nga irong boang...

boang man tingali ko nganong magsige man kog katawa aning mga posts dinhi, makurat na lang god among mga iring.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 20, 2010, 08:23:22 PM

mao ra niy manananggot nga iparis ug bahal.

Quote from: Chongki on July 21, 2010, 08:16:43 PM
.... nag sigeg planu og airport nalimtan ang ospital

basin ug ang mga eroplanong motugpa unya sa bag-ong airport maoy magdala sa equipment ug ubang support, apil na life ug blood support, para sa gallares hospital? 

bitaw, seriously, bugs.  kitang tanan naa gyoy panahon nga mingawon, di ba?  sometimes we don't even understand why nor do we try to understand why.  it is in times like these that we can take heart in our humanness and do our best to come to terms with the fact that salvation is a very personal thing.         

Quote from: bugsay on July 21, 2010, 11:30:36 PM
hmmm...kon di nako pakapinan og kinuwanggol...nahhh.....dugay ra kong nanakop ug langaw..
. 

pakapini na lang intawon; padayon ug kinuwanggol palihog.  likayi ang langaw kay kini ra bang flying pasas di tam-is.  

this thread reminds me of a dear gay friend (who had passed away) whose first line when we first met and were introduced was, "would you like to know about my 27 first loves?"

Quote from: bugsay on July 21, 2010, 11:00:26 PM
lisod ni'ng layo ta's mahal sa kinabuhi.....lami i hilak didto's suok.

da'ng kumpay sa itlog

wa man diay tingali ka gimingaw.  gitungaw lang tingali.

Quote from: bugsay on July 21, 2010, 10:54:58 PM
mangutana ta ni bai Hubag kon unsa gyud nang way ibot-ibot nga iyang gipasabot....poste ba kaha na, haligi...unsa ba kaha...wa ba kaha'y mesteryo nga naglimin ana?

akoy tubag.  dagum.

Quote from: bugsay on July 21, 2010, 10:50:31 PM
gimingaw...   

my sympathies.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on July 21, 2010, 01:01:42 AM
Hangtud karon mag kunsimisyon ko makakita sa set of utensils nga among nakuha sa among amigo way back 2003. this is after naminyo ko. tungod sa kalami sa ilang presentation ang duha ka amigo sa akong mises namalit pod. Ug ang ako rang permi tig gamit sa set is ang pressure cooker ra...Lisud tuhuan, pero miabot ang set ug $2,000.00 Naa ra sa garrage ang kauban nga caldero nga wa gyud tawn magamit since napalit namo Usahay mailad ta sa atong makita nga ana rata maka realize nga sayup ang atong decesion...

take heart, bqn.  basta ang butang di makina o i-plug ug koryente, may puruhan nga modako ang balor.  kanang inyong unused kaldero, mahimo pa nang heirloom.

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 21, 2010, 05:58:42 PM
Uwan na unta ug kusog kay wa na mi tubig sa amoa.

Nagkagubot na mga tawo dire kay way tubig. Ting uwan naman pero may water crisis mang gihapon. 

good luck, bai tigs!

Quote from: vje on July 21, 2010, 12:13:21 PM
ever wondered why the forum provided different font colors?? so ppol can use it.

for purposes of great emphasis only, i suppose.

bag-o pa kong nag-midnight snacks. 

Quote from: bugsay on July 20, 2010, 11:02:59 PM
buotan si bai Hubag....gipangga na sa iyang partner sa tumang paghinangop...nyahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 21, 2010, 09:00:58 AM
Kahinangop nga nahisangko sa way ibot-ibot?

di pa ni cyberspace gipanglusi na nako inyong mga bugan.  mahimo mong itloooog!

haaay, kalami.  nangolekta gyod ko aning jolen sa gamay pa ko.  kun wa ko masayop, mas guwapo to sa una ang mga jolen, mas tin-aw ug mas dagko-dagko.  karon, ang mapalit nga jolen pang-dekorasyon na lang sa indoor plants, itabon sa potting soil.  morag one-two-three na ang pagkahimo sa mga jolen karon, lubog pa gyod.

sa una nga wa pay computer games, jolen among gamiton nga magduwa ug jackstone.  dugang pa,  bisan baye ko, apil-apil pod kog hapa-hapa ug huyop-huyop ug duwa ani.  pildero gyod hinoon kanunay, pero naay nakat-onan nga mga pulong nga sa jolen ra gyod makuha, sama sa jolernz, pinerz, mamordz, kagardz.   

Quote from: bugsay on July 20, 2010, 11:09:13 PM
reply nako nga nasaag....magbantay na ko sa sunod nakong i post..

post nga natural, di ba bahalag bisag asa motugpa ang reply?

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 21, 2010, 09:32:55 AM
Filipino postman bentaha kay kan mangutana ta makasabot ta sa iyang reply.

reply sa filipino postman, mas makadani kun moingon siyag 'asa man tong ispidnoha, b***t sa ijang ina?'

hala, mora man nig alien, bai hubs.  o di ba baki gyod pero naglangoy nga gahayang.  ambot bitaw oy, gabii man god.  pero makontento na pod tingali si bai tigs ani.

how sad.  i dread the day when we get to depend on soothsayers or the movement or behavior of animals for our weather forecasts.

Quote from: Sigbin II on July 21, 2010, 04:43:59 AM
Would you be happy with Mel Torme's "Frenesi"?

thanks for the tips, sigs2.  i don't know mel torme, but surely he would be good enough.  thanks again.

this is great, yeoman.  this forum truly needs such thoughtful details of someone with the academic discipline for accuracy.  thank you and welcome to tubagbohol.  

what makes this information you gave more interesting is that i will soon have the chance to be on board a flag ship as one of the guests in a reception.  i wouldn't dare miss it for all the world.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 20, 2010, 09:38:10 PM
Gikan man tingali ni sa Kinatsila nga "alcancilla".

He he, maghuwat ta nga korekan...

Quote from: bugsay on July 20, 2010, 10:59:53 PM
murag minugbo man seguro na sa pong nga "alkansi siya"...alkansi ang nagtigum sa kwarta, kay lain nag nagbuslot ug naghuong sa tinigom.

two experts' opinions given.  maghuwat ta sa spanish speaking?

Quote from: bugsay on July 20, 2010, 10:56:14 PM
naa permi kay dili man ma unplug.

maputol man beh.

i am happy now.

i'm downloading julie london.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 10:53:50 AM
Pwede ba kaha gamiton ang condom kon mag sperm donor?

mahimo man gani sako o buyot...

Quote from: bugsay on July 20, 2010, 10:43:49 PM
lihay sa itlog...pero naggunit sa usa'ng dawin... ..

on the presumption that the dawin is still there.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 20, 2010, 11:28:54 AM

Nonconformist snowman...

i like it!  i wish i could do this headstand.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 20, 2010, 09:01:27 AM
Oi, cute lagi imong avatar, Ms. Isle. Is this you as a child, or is this your kid? Bisan nagmaskara klaro ang katahom ug kainosente... 

my kid.  my xerox copy kuno.  lihay lagi ka sa itlog no?

accessing tb took time.

i blame the weather.

Quote from: vhinz08 on July 20, 2010, 10:11:36 PM
Friend ms isles? ako n lang gisumpayan before diri sa imong reply.

reply of vhinz noted after the fact; it was quicker than my post.

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 20, 2010, 11:24:18 AM
Smelly moistly places are the men's  best friend...

Quote from: bugsay on July 20, 2010, 11:56:37 AM
sa hunasan?

hunasan, where friend bugsay is, proves too exciting a smell for him, he missed the last word that is friend.  

OT:  ngano tuod nga ginganlan man nig alkansiya?  'alkansi' ba ang root word?  weird.  help, bisaya experts, hubag, bugsay, et al.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 20, 2010, 10:41:09 AM
Naa koy daghan. Kini ang usa sa mga super-cute:

wowwwww!  this is great, bai hubs.  a blue-painted porcelain frog.  i wish i could have this as part of my current alkansiya collection, honest. 

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 20, 2010, 11:18:50 AM
Let me know unsa nga brand kay padalhan tika!!! SHALAN!

great.  thanks, ms da binsi!  i'll take you on that offer one day soon.  (glad you're back!  where have you been?  oh, yes, i've read your more recent rare posts.  but i'm glad you have more than the usual now.  you've got to believe that characters like you are necessary in tb, otherwise, this runs the risk of being less colorful!)    

Quote from: windgate on July 20, 2010, 01:34:13 AM
intriga na man ni oi.  sagdi na lang gud na sila.  naa baya pod myembro diha nga miembro dire.

we'll have to be sorry then if it seems that way, windgate.  the thing is the question was asked in this thread and the contributors expressed their opinions as you are expressing yours.  no one's right or wrong and no harm is intended.  intrigues?  i guess the tbtk has more than its share of internal intrigues, self-inflicted for the most part, such that nothing can affect it anymore, much less external ones like those expressed in this forum.

i'm so sorry, graze.  i may not have seen mocha except in the pictures posted here at tb, but i admit my eyes are wet as i write this.  such joy forever gone diminishes us all.  it is reassuring though that he chose to go away forever right in the place where he belonged, where you are.  and he chose to go on his own terms.      

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 06:41:16 PM
Mao nay linugdangan sa gugma, Bay Bugs...

...nga hasta lugdang gidaginot.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 05:58:10 PM
He he, ka-imagine ko sa dawin nga mogawas sa imong lawas, Ms. Isle. Unsa kaha ang dawin nga mosulod...

go ahead, imagine kun imong ikalipay.  way dawin nga mosulod kay giusap nag pino jamo.

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 06:21:03 PM
uyyy...good morning ms isles...

good morning pod. human na kog damgog itlog nga bugok.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 06:43:22 PM
He he, there are variations. Naay gustog buwad, hipon, inun-onan, isda nga giulod...

sashimi, apil pod?  what about paul the tabogok nga di manag-an kay manuok lang haraw?

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 07:04:52 PM
Maypagkabutyok man ang dagan sa estorya diri..

arang butyoka gyod.  patuo god ko.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 06:51:41 PM
Fear not, my Luckybelle. Your fear is mine, even in greater measure. When you look into my eyes, I melt into the fervor that is you, which is beyond love and death. It is destiny--what you and I were meant to be since the beginning of time, which is what we should embrace, insects and spiders and heights and all. Then we wink at life and thank heavens for the chance to prove to the world that the life we lived was not for naught...

kana, diskarte gyod.

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 06:08:30 PM
nag damgo na to karon nga nangitlog kay niingon man tong mag nap...

i have a dream... roses are red, your eggs are blue.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 06:53:03 PM
Bwahaha! Bangungot nga sunny side up!

wrong mistake.  hard-boiled bangungot tawon pod oy.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 05:59:45 PM
He he, you might not wish to know the thoughts of your Banana Republic, Ms. Isle...

ahem, if that be the case, then i can choose not to read his thoughts at all.

hey, unsay inyong pagtoo?  tanan laki pareha ninyo nga ganahan ug bagoong?

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 02:21:50 PM
hinog....murag sa Dole man to...imported gikan sa atua.

congratulations then!  hope you'll enjoy expelling dawins tonight or tomorrow morning.  got to go for my nap.  see you later, with hubag and vhinz, hopefully.

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 01:53:29 PM
one hour lang byahe, by bus......
not my best friend pero tinuod nga amigo.

aron dili ta ma out of topic:

ug didto, nakakaon kog duha ka dawin nga saging...(tinuod)

ang duha ka dawin, dinung-ag, pinirito, hinog, bangan, tinumban?  just curious.

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 02:00:08 PM
once a day ra pod akong kaya....pero naay panagsa nga makuha ang duha.

aw eh...unsa diay tuod ni nga topic......basin lahi akong gihunahuna? 

mao... mao nang imong gihunahuna, bai bugs.  si peter...

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 01:50:13 PM
ayaw'g tuo ato Mike, kon babaye man gani ang nagsulti....gi uto ra ka ato niya...nyahahaha

oooyyyy, kinsa man diay ang angay tuhoan?  laing laki?  mas lizards.

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 01:46:21 PM
hehehe..karon pa ko naabot...naglaag ko didto's akong amigo sa pikas ciudad.....Bol-anon po'ng dako...
classmate sa highschool, classmate pod sa college, nagkauban ug trabaho sa cebu...nagkauban ug kadiyot pagpuyo diri...nya karon tua na nagtrabaho sa laing ciudad...

meeting old friends, how reassuring.  i hope wa ka kapuyi ug bugsay padulong sa ilaha. 

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 01:43:20 PM
ang tubag aning pangutanaha naa sa topic nga "Binisayang Idioms"...

bawo'g mao ba to ni ang  ;Dtitle...pero murag mao..,

thanks for the reality check, bugs.  si hubs man god, itlog ray naa sa iyang ulo.  abi kay tulo iyaha...

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 01:39:56 PM
sorry, wa koy idea ana....

basin gikuha nimo na sa tagalog, nga "huwag kang pa daloss daloss"...hehehe....
wa na nagsalimuang na ko....

either your boss is already there, or you prefer dawin to daloss.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 19, 2010, 01:25:51 PM
"There never was a day I don't think of you."

Hapit malunhat ang piang sa akong dughan sa pagkadungog nako sa maong pulong nga gilibkas sa maanyag nga binuhat.

hinaot untang wa kay utang niya, bai mike ortega ligalig, labi nag utang nga mga saad sama sa pakaslan nimo siya sa tanang simbahan.  kay kun naa kay bayronon, there never really is a day when she wouldn't think of you, ug matiwasan unya ang piang sa imong dughan simbako.

aaahhhh, usa ra diay ka saging ang dawin, bai bugs?  what about daloss?

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 19, 2010, 01:28:16 PM
Nakabasa ko ani nga line sa Book of Insults (copy naa sa Anda).

"If you had existed during the time of Moses there would have been an 11th Commandment."

hahaha!  what would have been that eleventh commandment?  let me try feebly:  "thou shalt hang from the old oak tree they who insult thee by their mere presence."? 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 19, 2010, 02:53:01 AM
OT na pod ko.
Pero sa Pinas bitaw lami man ang chicken, dire kay medyo baho ang karne. Ambot lang diha sa inyo.

di ko kasulti sa diperensya.  labi na karon nga di na ko angay mokaon ug manok tungod sa allergies.  ang importante lang nako nga di ko makakita sa manok nga buhi pa kay di gyod ko makatulon kun maoy sud-an.  i don't know why ang kabaw naglaway...

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 06:01:17 PM
Mapusa bay apdo? Mapusa pay itlog...

igo ra kong ni-transliterate.  wa koy itlog.

'if you did not exist, i would have invented you.' 

(nahimo nakong banana republic ang gasulti ana.  spare me the question of what his sentences to me are, now.)

'feminine kaayo ka...'  coming from another woman, that's something (for my vanity, hehe )

mga salise.  kahibawo kong daghan mo dinha sa butuan city.  magsugod ta ni hector salise, rtc judge.

Quote from: fdaray on July 19, 2010, 12:47:39 PM
Daghang Bol-anon diha sa Cagayan.

sir fdaray?  butuan gihisgotan, cagayan ang moabot nimo? 

tan-awa, hubs.  nakablit na hinoon ang sagradong pahak sa alimpatakan ni randomboy.  daan pa lagi ko nga ang ubang tb members inosente kaayo.  don't introduce them to evil.   paghinulsol, hubag!   

kun nakasabot lang unta ko unsa ang dawin, makasabot pod unta ko unsa nang tubol!

reading other people's minds, with unimpeachable literacy to boot.

sigs the second and vhinz and anybody else out there who's a computer expert, may i ask for a favor.  the songs 'frenesi' and 'little things mean a lot' by julie london would be a foretaste of heaven.  are these somewhere in the internet highway?  i've been looking.  so far, i've failed. 

thank you very much, sigs the second.  can i record to windows media player what is in youtube?  if so, please teach me how.  i can't play from youtube all the time because it takes ages on my old laptop.

as in universe upside down?

missed the car insurance date.  it turned out that the last day of the previous yearlong insurance was june 2.  i shudder at the thought that i've been driving without a car insurance for more than a month.

wondering why ms vje colors all the letters in her posts.  it takes much of the fun out of reading.    

but if i were the emergency worker, i would do all i can to save my wife.  the dying man with her i would leave to die slowly and painfully so that the last face he will see on earth is mine.  as for my wife, i'll save her precious life with all i have, so that i could kill her myself.

post-mortem:  luckily, i'm not a male emergency worker.  i can avoid being an emergency murderer in this moral dilemma.  

kun ako ang asawa, human sa "i'm sorry", moingon na lang kog lahos ug, "patya na lang ko, dear.  wa na koy nawong ug kinabuhi nga iatubang nimo."

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 10:05:51 AM
He he, aw, sakto man kon ping-ot ang ilong sa gasulti...

hehe, ping-ot ping-ot man gyod diay tingali ko, pero ako na lang gyong gi-google ang SIPNGA.  SIKMA diay ang sakto.  salamat, bai hubs.  weird.  all my cebuano-speaking life (which is not my whole life), way gyoy ni-correct nako ani, hahaha!  p.s.  ping-ot, dili pin-ot? 

maayo gani wa si bugsay.  apil unta tog surambaw nga taga laing planeta ko.  hehe, naa na tingali ang iyang boss ay.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 04:52:11 PM
Nia na pud ning taga laing planeta. Unsa guy "manipnga"?

He he, pis Mis Ayl...

manipnga, sipnga ang root word.  anything wrong?

Quote from: borobotoy on July 19, 2010, 07:15:31 AM
i cant tell. kay bsin ug mahigugma diay ko.kaonon ra nya nko akong comments ug mo ingon kog no

at least ulitawo ka pa.  si chongks, wa nay chance.

saging dinung-ag.  three years kong wa kakaon sa gawas aning akong paborito.  nakauli sa bohol kausa, nakahunahunag deposito.  way tindogtindog hapit, from morn to night.  pagkahuman, morag nabondo man tong mga panit sa usa ka nigo.  accounts differ.  para nako, tulo ra ka sipi akong nahurot.  para sa akong brod-in-law, usa ka bulig.  unhappy ending.  nasakit ko pagkahuman.   

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 11:00:55 PM
Mao nay tinuod nga battered husband.

tinud-anay nga istorya, mas lami baya ang battered chicken.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 09:57:03 PM
He he, daghan bayang ander de saya, much more than husbands are willing to admit...

mao bitaw nay giingon sa ubang bana nga "if you have doubts about who wears the pants in this house, just look under my apron..."

Quote from: bugsay on July 13, 2010, 03:09:12 PM

wa man ko kadungog ana uy....bana hinoon mauy alas sa panimalay..

alas 5: magsag-ob ug tubig, maglung-ag pamahaw ug magluto'g sud-an
alas 11: maglutog paniudto
alas 5PM: magluto'g panihapon..

naay daghan nga ingon ani.

hehe, hayahay ang asawa nga naka-black jack ani. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 06:05:01 PM
Hypothetical ra ang iring, oi. Ang baki maoy real...

lihay dayon ay.  tua poy bugsay, pahanawhanaw dayon...

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Bunal sa asawa?

sa iring nga gibidli.

Drink to me only with thine eyes,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a kiss within the cup,
And I'll not ask for wine...

                 -Ben Jonson, 'To Celia', 1616

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 07:34:05 PM
Hinuon, mas maayo nga wala na lay pangutana-pangutana...

gisi-gisi na lang dayon.  ngano god tawong mangutana pa man.  tubagon lang unya tag 'hala, kinsa may gabutang ana sa akong pitaka?'

"Wa tingali kasuway ning duha og gugma nga gauros-uros, ay... " - hubagbohol's wisdom

"klaro..." - jas4's wisdom

(unsaon man ni pag-quote ug more than one post oy...)


gauros-uros?  wat dat, little boys?  mine falls like the niagara falls...

trailblazing, especially when one is young. 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 11:24:43 PM
What you do when you drill? Nevermind.

he uses a screw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 07:37:41 PM
Morag nawala ko sa passing sa idiom, he he. I hope I get the drift, though.

Hmm. Basin late vocation...

heh!

gasugod kog putos nga cellophane.  nasundan ug panyo.  pakamatikod sa akong inahan nga medyo maayo ko motapig sa akong bawon, gipalitan ko niyag bagol nga alkansiya.  unya kay gibinuangan man nig busdak sa akong igsoong laki, nahimong kawayan ang akong sunod nga alkansiya.  kun ang pangutana apil pa ang alkansiya hangtod karong tiguwang na, sumpayan pa unta nako ning akong sugilanon-de-alkansiya. 

produce kuno ug picture ug baki-baki nga alkansiya, bai hubs.

a top-of-the-line u.s.-made vacuum cleaner.  truly expensive.  mahal pa sa brand-new nga pedicab sa ato, motorcycle included.  now it stands like a monument to my folly because even its bag is available only in the u.s. and i'm at the other side of the world.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 08:36:49 PM
This tongue is neither long enough nor, apparently, sticky enough to withstand the righteous indignation of oppressed readers.

you mean, you can't tell how oppressed this reader is?

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 05:55:03 AM
Dili oi, kay kon silingan pa ta seguradong apil mig inom sa tuba nga giutang sa imong Tatay!

unya, ila dayong tuwad-tuwaran ang tadjaw sa tuba, gakus-kaguson, hapyud-hapyuron, dayon hunghong sa baba sa tadjaw, 'this is our first kiss!'

tug-an na lang, paul, nga usahay ang naa sa imong hunahuna si peter.  

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 06:38:22 AM
As for licking wounds, some deserving targets have the tongue for it. Bwahaha!

hahaha!  karon pa kog yabag nga mangluwa.  naa ba say yabag nga manipnga?

bitaw tuod, pwera.  kinakontrahan gyod nako ning videoke nga naa sa kasilinganan.  maayo man moingon aning istoryaha nga 'maayo ra!'  (sori.)  di gyod ko kasabot nganong di mahimong mokanta nga di kusgon ang microphone.  di pod ko kasabot nga wa gyoy videokihan nga naay arang-arang nga mokanta.  ever.

sigurado ko, di ni ang una ug kataposang disgrasya sa videokihan.  mirisi.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 06:46:14 AM
Well, it would appear so, if only for the article's appropriation of the James Fallows catchphrase.

a very interesting read; an essay of about 7,000 words--- A Damaged Culture:  A New Philippines? by james fallows.  it holds a mirror for us to see ourselves for what we really are, whether we agree with it or not.

"This 1987 Atlantic Monthly article was a finalist for the National Magazine Award in the United States and has remained the subject of controversy and attention in the Philippines..." (from the introduction)

excerpts:

"...In the first-class dining room aboard the steamer to Cebu, a Filipino at the table next to mine picked through his plate of fish.  Whenever he found a piece he didn't like, he pushed it off the edge of his plate, onto the floor.  One case of bad manners?  Maybe, but I've never seen its like in any other country.  Outsiders feel they have understood something small but significant about Japan's success when they watch a bar man carefully wipe the condensation off a bottle of beer and twirl it on the table until the label faces the customer exactly.  I felt I had a glimpse into the failures of the Philippines when I saw prosperous-looking matrons buying cakes and donuts in a bakery, eating them in a department store, and dropping the box and wrappers around them as they shopped." (paragraph #38)


"But for all that might be said about the Spanish legacy, the major outside influence on the modern Philippines is clearly the United States.  America prevented the Filipinos from consummating their rebellion against Spain.  In 1898 the United States intervened to fight the Spanish and then turned around and fought the Filipino nationalists, too.  It was a brutal guerrilla war, in which some half million Filipino soldiers and civilians died.  Losing an ugly war has its costs, as we learned in Vietnam; but winning, as in the Philippines, does too.  In opposing our policy in the Philippines, William James said, “We are puking up everything we believe in.”  His seems a prescient comment about the war, especially compared with President William McKinley's announcement that conquest was necessary to “Christianize” a country that in ironic point of fact was already overwhelmingly Catholic." (paragraph #40)

http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/1987/11/a-damaged-culture-a-new-philippines/7414/

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 06:48:37 AM
Hmm. Maybe they can be reoriented?

tomboy ra man tingali ang ma-reoriented, bai hubs.  kana bang mga dotrekakin nga wa pa makasabot nga di na sila angay mokatkat ug kahoy o makigduwag basketball sa mga silingang laki.  sa mga true-blue lesbian, na, basig ikaw pa ang ma-reoriented.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 11:59:05 AM
Today he is a frog but who knows, tomorrow he might become human...

human as we are, we can never tell when the frogs will croak.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 06:50:17 AM
Bwahaha! Sigi, mag-andam kog decoy arm...

i can't dance without the real mccoy of an arm...