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Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 08:15:10 PM
gamay baja pod ug hawak si bruce lee, pero never heard man lagi nga dancer siya.

Di ba diay form of dance and taekwondo?

Quote from: queen on June 25, 2007, 12:00:47 PM
Ka faet. Reminds me of how wives are treated by their husbands kuno. Sardinas daw ang mga asawa, ablihan ra ug wala nay lain!!! Whaaah!!!     

Bwahaha! Delikado kon in tomato sauce...

Quote from: slackware on June 22, 2007, 01:10:21 PM
kusog man gyud na mokaon mga babae! dii lang kay sa chocolates...

Bwahaha! Paet...

Pampagahi man ni...

Quote from: chriswise on February 26, 2012, 11:35:26 PM
magbasa rajod ko taman ani,,kay english na,,he,he,he,he,,

He he, kon ang expat gikan sa Tsayna, kinahanglanon jud nato si Bay Bugsay...

Basta di lang mabaki, payts ra...

No-holds-barred jud ang pagbinayloay sa gibati ani...

Quote from: islander on February 24, 2012, 11:45:51 AM
wa pa moandar ang jet ana sa luyo, powered by manoy's backside orifice...

Huwat lang kanus-a daghan2x na ang hangin nga nahanggab...

Quote from: islander on February 19, 2012, 11:54:44 PM
sureness ko nga makakat-on gyod kag abtik pa sa ninja nga molihay sa bunal ni ismi.

Sureness ko nga OK ra...

Quote from: bugsay on February 19, 2012, 11:39:19 PM
.....dako gihapon atong makat-onan ani..

Hmm, mao galing ni ang nakakompromiso sa higala kong sulondon...

Hmm, di ba kaha diay PWD ni sija...

Sayop silang duha...

Quote from: chriswise on February 26, 2012, 11:44:08 PM
ingon ana gajod ang reyallidad sa tawong guapo,,,he,he,

Labi na kon kaliwat sa gamhanang mga sibilisasyon...

Goryo (a.k.a. Bugsay): Sa lubot?

Quote from: hofelina on February 29, 2012, 01:29:28 AM
15. Soak your nuts in salt brine overnight and they will crack out of their shells whole. Just tap the end of the shell with a hammer to break it open easily.

He he, salted egg ang kalagayan natin dito...

Daghana gud diayg kagamitan ang asin. Akong nahibaw-an para templa ra man sa akong itlog...

Nadakin-as kay milikay sa kamprag...

Sayang, wa koy makit-an. Strategically invisible diay...

Hmm, mao diayng mubo jamo, bakang man diay... 

Hmm, basin nikupos na ning tawhana ni, maong niukyot...

Quote from: chicogon on February 21, 2012, 01:06:25 PM
Nangita man lagi nig unlan bataa? Gapa blessing and disguise (dili blessing in) diay ni hehehe 

Hmm, taga Balingsya jud diay...

Mao ra seguro ning estudyanteha, ay...





Brayt pud...

Bwahaha! Sayop pa ra ba ang spelling...

Hmm, you're rubbing it in...

Dolphy and Zsa Zsa Padilla


http://www.mb.com.ph/

By JECELYN V. MACAHINDOG
March 2, 2012, 2:00am


MANILA, Philippines â€" The much-awaited union of longtime partners Dolphy and Zsa Zsa Padilla will no longer happen.

This is according to the singer-actress herself as she talked about the King of Comedy’s current health condition.

“Siguro kahit paano you’d been hearing rumors, the past years have been very difficult with my family. Alam naman nila na si Dolphy, aside from being 83 years old, he’s not in the pink of health,” the “Budoy” actress said in an interview with ABS-CBN News.

Zsa Zsa, who has been Dolphy’s partner for over two decades, stressed that she has given up the idea of marrying her daughters’ (Nicole and Zia) father.

With Dolphy’s ailing health, Zsa Zsa admitted that there are still disbelievers questioning her love for the veteran comedian. According to the actress, there are those claiming that she is only after Dolphy’s money.

“Ang daming nagsabi na, ‘O tuloy na ang pangarap niya, talagang pera lang ‘yan blah blah.’ Masakit sa akin because all my life I’ve been working and the few instances na hindi ako nagtrabaho, siguro nagbuntis lang ako tapos I went back to work. Kahit paano affected ako, aaminin ko, na iniisip sa akin ng tao ‘yung ganoon. Sa tagal ng pagsasama namin ay nabibigyan pa rin ng malisya at sasabihing ‘pera lang yan.’ So I just wanted to prove that [it’s wrong],” Zsa Zsa explained in the same ABS-CBN News interview.

The couple agreed that it would be better to keep their relationship as it is.

“Sa totoo lang dapat it should have been between the two of us kaya lang malalaki din ang pamilya niya and may complications na mangyayari. So we found it best na huwag na lang [magpasakal]. Kumbaga ‘tayo pa din naman. Nothing has changed and I’m still here, I’m still supporting you 100 percent’ at ganoon pa din siya. Emotionally binibigay niya ang best niya wala na akong mahihiling pa,” Zsa Zsa shared.

Though marriage is out of the picture now, Zsa Zsa vowed her undying love for Dolphy, embracing him through the good and bad times.

“I just realized na I miss Dolphy whenever I’m not with him. It has brought us closer. You know, we’ve been together probably 23 years this year. Ang tagal na, sa showbiz parang 100 million years ‘yan together. Pero maganda ang feeling na sa tagal ng pagsasama namin, you feel the need to be with this person. Parang ‘yung nag-uumpisa ang relationship ninyo, ganoon ang feeling ko. Honestly I would say I’m in love with him again,” she said.

Begging off to discuss further details about Dolphy’s current state of health, Zsa Zsa assured that her beau is out of the hospital.

“He’s hanging in there. Right now he’s home. He’s in good spirit and we do our best to take care of him,” she said.

Gamay jamog hawak, bona fide dancer jud...

Quote from: insurectus on March 03, 2012, 01:22:22 AM
Puol naman itanaw og onggoy, kung tigsakay mo sa oceanjet balik balik ra jud tawn na ilang salida nga planet of the apes
mao jud na siya dagwaya

Mao bitaw. Mata-matahon na lang gud ta, paglingi nato sa atong kaubang mga pasahero, morag mga unggoy na pud...

Quote from: chicogon on March 02, 2012, 09:46:13 PM
Bungoton lang gehapon tstk tsk tsk 

He he, morag naay Spanish ancestry ni siya, sa handlebar moustache lang daan...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:36:34 AM
bwhahahaha......nagsige diayg yawyaw?

...mga hinanaling hinungaw sa pugosong pagbati...

Quote from: chicogon on March 03, 2012, 01:21:12 PM

Oi, nganing nia may nasaag nga snake charmer diri?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 03, 2012, 11:15:17 AM
didto sa Thailand, daghan kaayong crocodile farm. nakaadto mi sa akong mga kauban sa work ug usa ka crocodile farm. usa ka makabibihag nga dalagang thai ang nag-tour namo. dili mailhan nga sa iyang kaanyag, siya diay nagbuhi adtong gatosan ka buaya.

Hmm, andam ug tagana si Bay Bugsay nga magpabuhi ani nga makabibihag nga dalagang Thai, bahala kunog ipon sija sa mga buaya...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:57:55 AM
ug nga karon maayo na ang pagkabutang ug nanimuyo na sa chinago?....

He he, otro pud to, pero ang tema karon kabahin kaniya nga sa kasamtangan tua manimuyo sa Buguangzhouay...

Nawong man nig napildi sa Solitaire...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 02:52:44 PM
taym sa, tukhiunon pa diay ni si banana republic kun pang-high noon ba siya o coward of the county ba... ako usa ning katulgan ug pila ka gabii.

Pang Banana Boat Song galing...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 02:20:19 PM
hehe, motuo sad tawon ko uy.  maayo man nag di mi pareha ni bugsay ug kaliwat--- mga  tag-ason, pution, di mapukan ug kulafu, mga mestisohong tarsier...

Hmm, kon maohon, asa kaha diay gikan ang imong hiyas nga medyo maypagkapalaaway gamay...

Sama ani...

Hmm, di ba kaha ni shaved pussy...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
otro sang goryo nga molihay... if i know, gipilpil ka na sa imong ismi karon.

Aw, di man kaha ismiringhoy...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 02:12:19 PM
paskang... mao ba kaha ni nga nanimaho na kong luy-a sukad mi nag-eb ni bugsay?

Sa Kamates Gang man member si Bugsay...

Lain pud tong member sa Paminta Gang... 

Nangita sa nawala niyang iring...

Bisan unsaon nakog timbang-timbang, poor taste jud. Hitler might as well have said, “If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd kill more Jews.”

Di jud ta angay mokompyansa. Bisag gainom lang, kinahanglan magsuot og full body armor...

Ni Romeo T. Limpangog/EIM (Banat) Updated March 04, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Patay ang usa ka tawo nga gipusil sa wala hiilhing mga lalaki nga nagsakay og motorsiklo alas-3 pasado ang takna sa miaging kaadlawon sa barangay Ibo, dakbayan sa Lapulapu.

Si PO1 Bregido Paca sa Homicide Section sa kapolisan sa maong dakbayan nga nahinabi sa Banat News miingon nga ang namatay nailhan lang sa pangalan nga ‘Harold.’

Sumala pa niini kuyog sa biktima ang usa ka Ramon Senadjan nga nakig-inom sa usa ka tindahan sa maong dapit dihang kalit miabot ang duha ka mga lalaking sakay og motorsiklo ug gipusil sa backrider ang biktima.

Human niini mipabulhot palayo ang mga gikatahapan, wala usab makuha ang plate number sa motorsiklo sa duha.

Daling gidala sa mga sakop sa Emergency Rescue Unit Foundation (ERUF) ang biktima sa Lapulapu City Hospital apan patay na kini. Lima ka mga kabhang sa kalibre 45 nga bala ang nakuha diha sa crime scene. (BANATNEWS)

Quote from: chicogon on March 04, 2012, 03:31:41 AM
Insurektos sa kagabhion
Mananagat sa adlawan
Halangdong bana atubanagan ni misis
Apan ang damgo mahimong usa ka politiko
Ge suportahan sa mga tsaynis businessmen
Apan mangaplayan kang ma'm kung mahapon na
Malipayon kug udtong tutok
Dili igkita kung ngitngit na
Kinsa ma ni siya?
Lumad nga Bol-anon
Pakita na! 

Hmm, makapaikag ning tigmoa, da. Unsa kaha ang tukmang tubag niini?

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 10:56:59 AM
naa diay ni?  mag-research ko ani... lisod ning iwit ta sa pop culture.  maayo ning sigurohon pod nakong mailhan ang mga miyembro ani kay tingalig nagpanghipi lang ni sila dinhi sa tb.  manimaho unya kong sibuyas.

Kon makahimamat kag member sa Ahos Gang, di ka mahimahong sibuyas, oi. Manimaho kay luy-a...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 12:00:27 PM
dayon sa gilapdon nga nag-uwang sa ilawom sa dagat ug atop sa langit, adunay nagbadhasbadhas nga ismi nga nagsigeg basa sa inyong mga posts?

Bwahaha! Sulod na pud sa taro si Bay Bugs!

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 11:50:06 AM
aw, problemahon... may lain pa, di bungoton sad nga baye ang madani.

Bwahaha! Mangalibat sa kagilok kon maohon...

Quote from: chriswise on March 03, 2012, 09:42:25 PM
Likoy lagi dayon ba. He he. He

He he, di baya tingali kay relihiyon man gihapon ang gihisgotan...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 03, 2012, 11:18:19 AM
diha bitaw pud toy twitter comment nga nangandoy nga matigok tanang mga Bisaya sa linog kay mga baduy daw. labihang sukoa sa atong mga kaubang bisaya.
para nako, palabyon lang nang mga KSP nga comment sa ubang Pinoy sa Luzon.

Di angay tagdon ning mga tawhana. Pero kon naa koy maatlan impas jud... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 04, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
Porma ray gadaghan ning Azkals, pero sige kapilde.

Out of proportion ang ilang confidence...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 11:24:05 AM
o natamparos siya because of her insistence nga magpatuli ang iyang bana...

Hmm, wa ka matamparos in this regard?

Quote from: lindy on March 04, 2012, 11:13:50 AM
Murag nabali galing ning picture.

He he, lahi ra galing og tinan-awan ang pari...

Pagarpar man gud nis Asimov abi kunohay kay nakasuwat siyag more than 500 books...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 03, 2012, 10:00:48 AM
Ayaw pasobrahi imong dagon, Bay Bugs. Basin hasta mga bayut modugok na nimo...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 11:46:46 AM
hubs, nganong nilihay man si bugs ani?

Bwahaha! Maingon tang punga nga wala siya mahaylo pagduaw sa lapyahan sa panahon diin may sugilanon nga nahisulat nga nagtagik sa iyang kagahapon nga naglambigit niining maong makapanlimbawot sa bungot nga hilisgotan...



 

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 11:44:09 AM
mo-click gyod na... tonsure na god.



Oi, ex-convict diay nis Bay Bugs?

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2012, 11:27:45 AM
parehas tuod, hehe.  ako lang ang maguwang.

Toinks! Sa ato pa, teenager pa si banana republic?

Quote from: lindy on March 04, 2012, 11:23:24 AM
wala unta ni siya mag minus, plus lang unta. porbida.

Amateur ni siya, Bay Linds...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:25:33 AM
mura diay'g manok nga binuhian?..

He he, nga busy jamo pagpangakha aron adunay tuhiktuhikon?

Bag-id jud aron masumpo ang katol...

The Bohol Chronicle Editorial
February 29, 2012


That our ASEAN neighbors are luring 10 to 20 million tourists a year while RP lags at only 3 million is indeed “a puzzlement” as the King of Siam would say.

Now that a working 4.2 million tourist target (2012) and a brilliant slogan of “It’s More Fun in the Philippines” are in place, we hope to dish our own ten-cents worth of input to the business exercise.

The assumption here, however, is that local tourists are as important as the foreign ones in revving up the economy based on tourism-activities. The others are (a) we are a nation of 7,000 islands and (b) our target market that is distinctly stratified based on their economic propensity to spend.

At the outset we daresay that one of the main drivers of tourism (separated islands as we are) are the profoundly attractive low budget airplane rates given by the so-called LCCs (Low Cost Carriers) like the Cebu Pacific, Zest Air, Airphil and SeaAir. Now even the lowly drivers, house helps and the like are now seated with the well-heeled patrons because of these discounted (by the thousands) air fares.

Definitely, these have allowed the low-budget local and foreign tourists to come and see the islands at vastly reduced air transport costs.

So from the consumer standpoint, the current investigations being done by Congress in the wake of House Bills Nos. 716 and 1283 must be taken in the context of the overall benefit to the economy. The issues of promo tickets being non-refundable, non-endorsable, non-reroutable and being forfeited (if unused) have already being calculated in the matrix of the airlines “profitability” despite the severely reduced fares.

We do not expect airlines to give “missionary rates” that will eventually threaten their own corporate viability. The issues of alleged over booking or unbridled cancellation of flights, however, are of course clearly non-negotiable in any part of the globe.

The other issue is on infrastructure. The BOI (Board of Investments), in designing the Investment Priority Policies for 2012 on Tourism must realize that in many places- among the missing infrastructure is that there are not enough rooms for tourists. Clearly the goal is to enthuse not discourage investments in rooms.

Thus the recent plea of the Philippine Hotel Federation to BOI must be heeded with utmost leniency. Pioneer incentives for all categories (de luxe, first class, standard, economy) â€"as long as accredited by the Department of Tourism, the per room investment minimum being sought is reduction from US$ 100,000 to US$ 50,000 (P4-M to P2M) with a 6 year tax incentive or ITH.

For Pioneer (under modernization), the per room adjustment requested is US$ 5,000 per room from US$10,000 (P200,000 from P 400,000 (de luxe and frist class) and US$2,000 ( P80,000) for (standard and economy).

The in view is to lure more investors in Class A projects as well as medium-priced hotels for the lower B and C tourist markets.

After cheap airline rates and room infrastructure should come in the “segmentation” of the tourist target market.

Right off, one can say, a study on the unrivaled ascendancy of the Camarines Sur “action-packed” and the Danao Bohol tour packages must be put under scrutiny. It seems that there is a growing market of tourists who would like to be “participatory” (water sports, ziplines, plunge, air balloons, kayaking, diving) rather than mere “passive spectator” tourists.

There is also the huge potential of “medical tourism” engendered by the competence of our health professionals, many of who have overseas training and education. Some of our hospitals are world-class: St Lukes Medical Center, The Philipine Heart Center, Asian Hospital and Medical Center, Manila Doctors Hospital and Makati Medical Center.

Some non-traditional breakthroughs in the non-traditional medicine healings have also been “good news” for patients and doctors here. For instance, herbal- scientist Antonio Agustin of Tarlac has co-founded an apparent cure for cancer with the use of “Boston-C” , a BFAD-approved natural food supplement which reportedly destroys half of the population of cancerous cells without the dreaded toxicity.

Reportedly one of the end-stage liver cancer beneficiary of the “Boston C” recovery is retired Philippine army colonel Ruben Evangelista of Zamboanga City.

The facets of coconut,local fruits and herbal extracts-based “Boston C” was reportedly discussed in the East West Medical School in Korea recently.

Another popular local invention is the so-called “Planas Alkaline” invented by Pablo Planas derived from a local mineral with an 8.5 alkaline content which at that level and above “ is enough to kill toxic wastes in the body, including cancer cells, the mother of all toxic cells”, according to a PNA (Philippine News Agency) report.

Planas is also credited with the invention of the “Chaos Turbo Gas Saver”, a device that is now being exported in 17 countries.

Verily, the Philippines has also become a center of Eastern forms of healing including our famous faith healers and massage gurus, some of them well known ,many others practicing their wares without fanfare.

Finally, there is the potential“Religious” Tour which can be highlighted by visits to centuries-old churches that litter almost every town in the country- each with their own story as to how and why they were built they way they are â€"in the 400 years of Spanish conquest of the Philippine islands. Wouldn’t that interest historians and religious people?

With our sandy beaches, azure blue waters, mountain ranges, waterfalls, rivers and lakes, flora and fauna, and a warm, hospitable English speaking people â€" we need not create that problem for our proverbial King Siam on tourist numbers in RP.

But we need to get all the sectors’ act together for our one and only country.

Hmm, mag-affairs pa jud diay nga isip Muslims pwede man sila daghang asawa?

Hmm, mora bitawg gatuo ning mga kanahan unsa na lang jud sila kahawod... 

Grilled hotdog...

Boston-C Herbal Products is a purified extract of Nata de Coco and other herbal plants. It is very rich in vitamin C, which serves as an anti-oxidant; and contains other phytochemicals known for their curative effects.

Although Boston-C Herbal Products are classified by the BFAD as a Herbal Food supplement, both biological testing and actual experience show that Boston-C herbal extracts go very well beyond that.

In 2002 and 2003, the U.P. Institute of Biology conducted laboratory tests using Boston C herbal extracts in different dilutions on lung adenocarcinoma, colon carcinoma, jurkat cell lymphoma, bladder carcinoma; while a prominent Asian Biotechnology Laboratory tested it on lung and cervical cancer cells for presentation to the World Health Organization. The official results of these scientific laboratory tests clearly revealed and certified that even in its most diluted form, the Boston c herbal extracts were still able to kill off more than half the population of cancer cells within 3-5 days, depending on the type of cancer.

The implications of these test results are staggering. This means that when taken in its undiluted form and on a daily basis for a period of time, the herbal concoction will surely rid the body of cancer. And since these herbal extracts have an almost zero toxicity level, it can be taken liberally without damaging the rest of the body; thus making it the better and safer alternative to an operation, chemotherapy and radiation.

It also means that cancer survivors now have a non-toxic daily maintenance drink that can greatly prevent any future recurrence of cancer.

More at: http://www.bostoncherbs.com/?page_id=5

A Filipino Herbal Scientist, ANTONIO R. AGUSTIN, has discovered a coconut based dietary drink supplements that are highly potent, safe and an effective cure for cancer. According to him, he was able to prove that the Boston-C Herbal Supplements are really effective in combating stage IV cancer diseases when simultaneously used with chemotherapy, cobalt or radiation therapy.

Whereas, ninety percent (90%) of tumors disappeared in just 10 days of accelerated treatment. This involves administering intravenously Boston-C herbs special solution to terminally ill patients under the administration and supervision of a physician. Tumors of any size could disappear completely even before the treatment is over; provided that the total treatment is observed properly to the letter.

Through the years, the BOSTON-C Herbal Supplements have also been able to heal Prostrate, Bone and Brain cancers, Bronchial Asthma, Cirrhosis of the Liver, Diabetes Mellitus, Edema, Sinusitis, Emphysema, Hemorrhoid, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Viral, Bacterial Infection, and Psoriasis; as well as hasten the recovery of people who have suffered from a stroke and rehabilitate the kidneys of those undergoing dialysis.

This God given supplement can cure all illnesses that science or modern medicine cannot cure. Have faith and try our BOSTON-C Herbal Products, it may be the answer to your prayer of getting well.  -- http://www.bostoncherbs.com/

This is according to the Official Website of Boston-C Herbal Products:  http://www.bostoncherbs.com/

He he, mahimuot man lang pud ta aning mga alimango...

Means:

A building (often of little or no value to the proprietor) constructed with the sole purpose of harassing or inconveniencing his neighbor in some way.

Remember when we told you about the crazy neighbor who built a 16-foot-high wall just to annoy the person living next to him? That's an example of a "Neidbau," a word that in German represents a very special and intense flavor of dickbaggery so potent it comes at the expense of the dickbag. It translates to "envy building," and, honestly, if a guy constructs an entire building just to say "Screw you," how can you not be flattered by that?

Apparently this happens so frequently that the Germans not only made a word for it, they actually had to create laws against it. After all, even among neighbors who can't sink a half million bucks into pissing off the guy next door who rehearses in his garage with a Creed cover band, they can still celebrate a much smaller, subtler form of Neidbau with smaller projects like fences. People do it all over suburbia -- neighbors will build "spite fences" just to rob the guy next door of his view of the sunset with a Brandenburg Gate of neighborly hate. Sometimes it's the simple pleasures in life that make it all worthwhile. -- http://www.cracked.com/

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 03, 2012, 08:16:04 AM
All over the world, only 30 percent of the male population is circumcised.  In the Philippines, the numbers are very differentâ€"93 percent of Filipino men have gone under the knife.

Sigi lang kon nahisakop ko sa minority diris Pinas, di man kon worldwide na...

Pisot power! Super Botoy!

Official Statement of Dan Palami on the Incident Report Filed by Match Commissioner Cristy Ramos

March 2, 2012 - I would like to reassure Commissioner Cristy Ramos that the PFF and I take these allegations seriously. We will promptly investigate this incident. In fact, we already met with Commissioner Ramos today to discuss the incident report she filed. For this reason, I postponed my scheduled trip to Nepal.

It is unfortunate that we learned about this first from media sources.  In my brief conversation with Commissioner Ramos after the match, we exchanged pleasantries and there was no mention of the incident that transpired. As I told her in our meeting today, I would have addressed the issue right then.

Since the players have already left the country for the AFC tournament, a dialogue between them and Commissioner Ramos is not possible at the moment.

Nonetheless, we will not put off the investigation even as we prepare for a major tournament. I will sit down with my players and staff and get to the bottom of this.

In my personal experience of the usual goings-on in the men’s locker room, the tension, excitement and nervous energy before a match often result in a lot of boisterous bantering.  For someone who walks into this situation, this might appear as bordering on disrespect. But again, I am speaking only from my personal experience. I was not witness to the particular incident which is the subject of the incident report. Until I hear from all sides, I cannot comment substantially on the matter.

Like Commissioner Ramos, I also believe that sexual harassment should not be tolerated in any situation. I will look into the circumstances of this alleged incident and cooperate with any investigation. If it is proven that there was in fact malicious intent, I will make sure that proper sanctions are meted out.

On behalf of the team, I sincerely apologize to Commissioner Ramos for the distress this situation has caused her.

Complaint of Ms. CRISTY RAMOS vs 2 AZKALS

ATTN: AFC DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE (Mr LIM KIA TONG, Chairman)

RE: SEXUAL HARASSMENT COMPLAINT AGAINST PHILIPPINE MEN'S TEAM PLAYERS LEXTON MOY AND ANGEL GUIRADO (PHILIPPINES VS MALAYSIA, 29 FEB 2012, MANILA, PHILIPPINES)

Dear Mr Lim:

This to file a formal complaint against Messrs LEXTON MOY (no. 25) and ANGEL GUIRADO (no. 12) of the Philippine men's national football team, for SEXUAL HARASSMENT during the team check for the friendly match between the Philippines and Malaysia (both "A" teams) on 29 February 2012, 1900H, at the Rizal Memorial Football Stadium, Manila, Philippines.

During the Team Managers' Meeting on 28 February 2012 at the Discovery Suites in Pasig City, Philippines, I mentioned to the representatives of both the Philippine team and the Malaysian team that I would be serving as the Match Commissioner for their match. As stated in the AFC's regulations and Official Countdown, the Match Commissioner together with the Fourth Official check the teams before the match to verify their identification (accreditation) cards and ensure that their kits are in proper order. However, being a woman Match Commissioner doing a men's match, I had to explain that I would give the teams sufficient warning and preparation time before I would come inside their changing rooms to do the team check together with the Fourth Official, Mr Wilfredo Bermejo.

Whenever I serve as the Match Commissioner, I always follow a standard procedure for the team check regardless of the type of match. At the time of the check I initially knock loudly at the door of the changing room as a sign of courtesy and warning to the team, and then let the Fourth Official first enter the changing room to check if the players are ready before I finally enter the room. Before doing the check itself, I properly introduce myself as the Match Commissioner and also introduce the Fourth Official. I also explain the procedure of how the check

will be done. I always tell the players that I will be checking their accreditation cards first then their jerseys, and that the Fourth Official will thereafter check the rest of their kits and other items, e.g., jewellery, hair accessories, fingernails etc. I also tell them the sequence of the check, i.e., I check the starting 11 players first then proceed with the substitutes.

At the appointed time (1745H) on match day, I came to the changing room of the Philippine team for the team check. I was accompanied by Fourth Official Wilfredo Bermejo and my liaison officer, Mr Joseph Gensaya. I initially knocked loudly at the door to signal my arrival. A team official opened the door and said that the team would be ready in five (5) minutes. We then waited for five minutes presuming that the team was getting ready for the team check. When we entered the changing room of the Philippine team, I properly introduced ourselves and explained the procedure for the check. In spite of the introduction the players remained rowdy and noisy, apparently not taking the team check seriously and almost ignoring our presence. As I called the players individually so that we could check their accreditation cards and kits, Philippine player LEXTON MOY (no. 25) stood by my right side and said in a loud voice "Must be a B cup," to which the players laughed loudly. As I was the only female in the room, he was apparently referring to my bra size. He could not have been talking about men's athletic cups, as their sizes are specified as extra-small, small, medium, large, and extra-large vis-a-vis cup sizes of women's brassieres, which are specified in letters. Additionally when I checked Philippine player ANGEL GUIRADO (no. 12) he stood in front of me purposely just wearing his briefs and made no attempts to wear shorts or cover his underwear. Again, the players loudly laughed while I was checking this player.

While all this was happening, none of the Philippine team officials present nor the team captain, JAMES JOSEPH YOUNGHUSBAND (no. 7), made any attempts to discipline the players and tell them to behave properly. In fact they were also laughing and seemed to be enjoying the revelry at my expense. Philippine Team Manager DAN STEPHEN PALAMI and Philippine Head Coach HANS MICHAEL WEISS were both not present in the changing room at the time of the team check.

Having been a Match Commissioner for girls', women's, boys' and men's matches since 2003 at both AFC and FIFA levels, I have not experienced this crude and totally shameful behaviour from a national team anywhere before this incident. I truly regret and feel very ashamed that this disrespect comes from the national team of my country, the Philippines. This kind of sexist and demeaning behaviour has no place in football, and should therefore be sanctioned.

Sincerely,

Cristina RAMOS
Past Member, Organising Committee for the FIFA U-20 and U-17 Women's World Cups (2004-2011)
Past Member, AFC Women's Committee (2003-2010)
Past President, Philippine Olympic Committee (1996-1999)

Hmm, itch happens...

Quote from: chicogon on March 04, 2012, 07:27:18 AM
Gipulihan na karon sa Ahos Gang hahahahaha!!! 

He he, mora diayg bampira ning mga santilmo, hadlok sa ahos!

“On behalf of the team, I sincerely apologize to Commissioner Ramos for the distress this situation has caused her,” Palami said in a statement.

He, however, said the players were possibly having a pre-game banter to motivate themselves ahead of the game.

“In my personal experience of the usual goings-on in the men’s locker room, the tension, excitement and nervous energy before a match often result in a lot of boisterous bantering. For someone who walks into this situation, this might appear as bordering on disrespect. But again, I am speaking only from my personal experience,” said Palami.

Nevertheless, he said the Azkals management and the Philippine Football Federation (PFF) are already looking into the incident.

“Like Commissioner Ramos, I also believe that sexual harassment should not be tolerated in any situation. I will look into the circumstances of this alleged incident and cooperate with any investigation. If it is proven that there was in fact malicious intent, I will make sure that proper sanctions are meted out,” Palami said.

PFF President Mariano “Nonong” Araneta said the federation will follow whatever decision AFC Disciplinary Committee issues.

“The process is they will invite the players concerned, ask for their side, then issue a ruling,” said Araneta. “The ruling then will be immediately enforced by the federation.”

“Whatever the ruling is, the aggrieved party can appeal their case to the appeals committee. If they are not satisfied, they may bring their case to the Court of Arbitration for Sports,” explained the PFF chief.

The ruling could affect the Azkals' campaign in the upcoming 2012 AFC Challenge in Nepal.

The team left for Kathmandu on Friday to begin their acclimatization process ahead of the tournament. -- http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/

Daughter of former Philippine
President Fidel V. Ramos,
Cristina Ramos Jalasco

by Dennis Gasgonia, ABS-CBNnews.com
Posted at 03/02/2012 10:44 PM | Updated as of 03/03/2012 5:29 PM


MANILA, Philippines (UPDATE) â€" Former Philippine Olympic Committee (POC) President Cristy Ramos lodged a sexual harassment complaint against Azkals players Lexton Moy and Angel Guirado over an incident that took place last Wednesday.

In a complaint filed with the Asian Football Confederation (AFC) Disciplinary Committee, Ramos said the episode happened shortly before the international friendly game between the Philippine Azkals and the Malayan Tigers where she served as the match commissioner.

"As I called the players individually so that we could check their accreditation cards and kits, Philippine player LEXTON MOY (no. 25) stood by my right side and said in a loud voice “Must be a B cup,” to which the players laughed loudly. As I was the only female in the room, he was apparently referring to my bra size,” said Ramos in the letter addressed to AFC Disciplinary Chair Lim Kia Tong.

“Additionally when I checked Philippine player ANGEL GUIRADO (no. 12) he stood in front of me purposely just wearing his briefs and made no attempts to wear shorts or cover his underwear. Again, the players loudly laughed while I was checking this player,” she added.

Ramos, daughter of former President Fidel V. Ramos, said the incident took place while she was conducting a pre-match inspection.

She added that team manager Dan Palami and Azkals coach Hans Michael Weiss were not present at that time.

Palami has apologized on behalf of the team.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 02, 2012, 08:50:03 PM
“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.”
― Isaac Asimov

This claim is nothing but an asinine self-aggrandizing bullsh!t.

Kon ako ang ania ang nga kahimtang, uyon kaayo ko. Ang nakaparat kay wa koy asawa, wa pa jud koy trabaho...

Quote from: chicogon on March 03, 2012, 11:35:30 PM
Dili jud diay ikalimod
Nga si Botoy lumad nga taga Dimiao
Tawgon nato siya nga usa ka langyaw
Pakibahog-pakisabaw
Ooops basin adunay utok nga makutaw   

Ang utok dali ra makutaw
Kon kini ija sa bolinaw
O kaha sa baki sa lim-aw
Nga busyad nga galutawlutaw...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 03, 2012, 10:56:13 AM
kita ra diay diri sa Bohol ang pution sa tibuok Visayas, matod pa sa maong article. tungod ba kaha pud ni kay daghang mga Boholana nga naliwatan ug mga Espanyol kaniadto?

Puti nga medyo yellow kay naliwatan pud sa mga Tsaynis, labi na sa Balingsya...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:32:38 AM
hehehe
para nako ang sakto'g kaisog kadtong kamaong maglikay sa kagubot.......sama sa usa ka bana nga magpa-itoy-itoy lang kon banghagan sa asawa.
hurot akong bilib ana...

Hmm, bilib diay sa kaugalingon? 

He he, delikado, mokaon galing og bitin ang tag-ija...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:16:18 AM
bwahahhaha, di ba kaha maingon si islander nga, "ijara'g lake!"...

Bwahaha! Atong huwaton si Ms. Hwa kay seguradong di niya palabyon ning lamboha...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:14:46 AM
human sa mahigugmaong paghapohap,...

...nga inubanan sa panagsang makantalitahong pagpislitpislit...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:19:13 AM
diin maghatag ug kaguliyang sa uban nga tinud-anay untang nagpa ambit?.....

Kaguliyang man o kalinaw sa hunahuna, kining tanan hayan nga makapahimuot kanato sa kapulihay...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
dili seguro dagunan ni'ng tawhana.....maayo lang gyud seguro ni mokitoy ug mga pulong....nga sa tan-aw nako wa nako ni mabatuni.

Hmm, gipanghimakak sa imong sinultihan kining imo kunohay nga pagkamapaubsanon, higala. Wala akoy pagduda nga dinuyogan sa tam-is nga mga pulong ang kilas nga kitoy sa imong mga tudlo...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:03:25 AM
hehehe...kining estorya nga bisa'g naa sa ilawom sa dagat, mahimong sky is the limit, bay hubs.

He he, bitaw, ang importante mao nga malipayon tang magbadhasbadhas sa tibuok gilapdon nga nag-uwang sa ilawom sa dagat ug sa atop sa langit...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:09:22 AM
di man pod isog.....

Bwahaha! Ang labing hinungdanong hiyas na lang diay ang nagpabilin kon maohon...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 09:55:58 AM
sa mataupon nga opaw?

...mataupon apan dali rang pahilakon...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 09:54:16 AM
kanang nagwara-wara pa ang ikog samtang nalamoy na ang ulo.

Hmm, tangtang diay ang plema nga namilit sa tutonlan...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 09:58:31 AM
di ko kamao anang buying ug selling...pero sure ko'ng makauli human sa sento baynte ka tagay.....

pero sa una ra pod to...karon, malurong na ko bisag makasimhot lang ug tansan.

Hmm, buot nimong ipasabot, ang timailhan sa imong pagka Bol-anon mao na lamang ang kaisog ug kagwapo?

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 10:00:24 AM
maayo seguro nga ipakita nimo ang proweba ug hulagway sa maong nahisgutan...

Bwahaha! Sigon pa sa Bibliya, "Seek, and ye shall find!"

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2012, 09:51:37 AM
moambit bisag 1/4 ra gud...hahaha
pero dili gamiton sa ingon ana nga hinanggaw......sabagay basin mo click ni'ng opaw nako'ng hubon..

Ayaw pasobrahi imong dagon, Bay Bugs. Basin hasta mga bayut modugok na nimo...