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Sureness ko nga di ni sila kahutdan og ginamos nga taga sa Balingsya...

Naa bay nakasuway ninyo ani?

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 01:50:15 PM
gihimo na mong tanan ug ginamos nga taga sa balingsya tawon.  daliang namawos uy.

Daling namawos? Hmm, gihaklap galing sa mawos daan nga dapit...

Quote from: chicogon on March 16, 2012, 10:15:07 AM
Kabayong Balingsyano
Mogamos ug mokilaw kuno
Siguro kini nagpatoo-too
Sige, too na lang god mo.

Tuo lang jud ta aron madali
Aron di ta katilaw og kusi.
Basin ang atong balak mosami
Kon motugpa na pud ta sa baki...

Quote from: fdaray on March 16, 2012, 02:44:23 PM
Uso na karon ang plagiarism bisan asa, tungod sa internet.

Bitaw, hasta ang pagpakita sa kinatawo, gi-plagiarize na...

Pwede pud werewolf, o kaha, werecat...

Quote from: orChids on September 03, 2008, 04:02:06 PM
Hahahaha sani ba diay.Bitaw ako ang niagbay nija kadtong naglamaw mi sa ubos,sus ijang gikuha man akong kamot uy.Ngek,ulaw ko da.Saon sweet man ko pagkatawo god,agbay man gani sa friends kana pa bang uyab na? Hala ang ija gusto estorya-estorya ra man basin.Masuko gani ug di ko musipot pero gusto man jod ko ug agbay-agbay oy.hahaha love nako to siya in fairness,hain na kaha ron ibutang sa kalibutan.

Hmm, dili to usa sa active TB boys tawhana...

Hmm, get-rich-quick scheme diay ni. Klarong apil pud kadato ang mga abogado...

Kana ba, hold on lang gud. Feel the world turn on its axis again. Pilay pad mahimamat nimo si Botoy...

He he, thanks that you noticed...

Alumnus ning bataa...

How true is this?

Hmm, I wonder what the authorities will do after they notice that you have noticed the notice. I hope they will notice that your having noticed the notice gives notice to the authorities that the notice is noticed but that no one can notice any change brought about by the fact that the notice has been noticed and that the authorities have been noticed about the notice being noticed...

Hmm, paborito jud ni ni Islander...

Bwahaha!  Worse ni kay professional work...

Bwahaha! Ang pintal ba kaha ang maghuwat o kita...

Kon sa atoa pa ni, magduda ko nga negosyo ni ni Bay Bugsay...

Francis Maglolona and the traveling chef in Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho   
Airing date: February 4, 2012

This Saturday, join Jessica Soho as she explores some of Pinoy culture’s newest gimmicks and other quirky things in this week’s episode of GMA-7’s Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho!

What’s in a name? A lot actually! That’s why signs and business names that grab attention means instant impactâ€"and instant profit! This Saturday, get to meet Mang Francisco who sells lona or signboards for a living. And to get other people’s attention, he named his business after the late master rapperâ€"Francis Maglolona! Get to know other business owners like Mang Francisco who use witty signboards to draw interest to their livelihood.

Likewise, other businesses are starting to look into new gimmicks to draw people inâ€"just like a restaurant in Ortigas Center where diners can also engage in archery while a salon in Quezon City holds spa parties for their customers. As for traveling gourmet chef Janjie O’, he takes his patrons on a trip to feed both the hunger for food and adventure.

All these and more in this Saturday’s episode of Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho, after Kapuso Movienight, on GMA-7.


He he, maglolona diay si Iyo Francisco...

Hmm, tinuod baya diay ni nga pangalan...

Hmm, di ba kaha ni infringement of the rights of the heirs of Francis Magalona?

Bwahaha! Paryente diay nis mga Galolo...

Quote from: kiamoy on October 31, 2008, 09:04:54 PM
hahahaha!!! kasakit sa heart

He he, sakit jud ang heart sa nagbasa. More of comedy man ni, as in The Comedy of Errors, dili Romeo and Juliet...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on October 31, 2008, 04:55:03 PM
This "Romeo and Juliet" incident triggered a heated debate on the internet, with some users blaming "Romeo" for being a coward while others calling "Juliet" naive.

Fault ni Romeo, no question. After all, women should not be faulted for being naive...

Maayo mag di sama ni Bugsay nga "hard-to-get"...

Sayang, di ko kakita. In the mood pa ra ba unta ko nga ma-shock...

Mao ni hitsurag sinugbang lagay...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 16, 2012, 05:24:47 PM
basin sugbag b_

Bwahaha! Malagmit, Barbekyung B____...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 04:54:47 PM
maru jamo'ng baki-a kay ang yotot mao'y rombo sa kanahan..

Hmm, gakang-a ra ba ang lubot...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 16, 2012, 05:02:07 PM
Basin kutob ra pud sa kidhat-kidhat ug pahiyom gamay.

Bitaw. Friendly lang gani. Lainon lagi dayog sabot aning uban ba...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 04:52:51 PM
aron makabaton ug kinabuhing husay ba..
mag-igmat aron makalikay sa lingla sa pagsuway

Dako ang akong kalipay
Nga believer sa kahusay
Ang higala kong si Bugsay--
Apan tingali usahay
Si Bay Bugsay mamakakay...

Better to hate your job than to hate your life...

He he, banggiitan jamo ang ijang kinatawo, este, pagkatawo...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 04:44:52 PM
suko pa gyud...tan-awa ra gud

Hmm, itpa diay kon naay daghang latbi nga galupadlupad unya gidid-an kang modagpas?

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 04:32:18 PM
aron baga na jamo'g nawong?....

Duha ra juy paingnan. Masagpaan, o makakuot...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 04:37:01 PM
nabali na ang bingwit, dumpol na ang taga ug pan-os na ang pa-on...

Taasa sa balibad, oi. Pasumbingay pa ra ba...

Dala-dala tawon niya ni when as a child she joined the ignominious retreat of Kuomintang forces to Taiwan...

Hmm, wa pa ra ba kunoy usab si Bugsay sa Tsayna...

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 04:10:02 PM
eat lots of onions.  top it off with garlic.  your date will never be the same again.

Hmm, Bombay diay si banana republic?

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 04:05:47 PM
ajaw problemaha.  frorse gid.  pagtuwad ana nga hulagway, aw, bugsay.  pagbuliskag, aw, hubag.

Inday, sa imong kabuang iapil ako ayaw
Kay si Botoy lumad intawon nga taga sa Dimyaw...

Kon mamisita kay manguyab, kaon jud daan. Kon pwede, inom pud daan para makadiga deretso...

Daghag ba kaha lang, o part sa grand plan for world domination?

Quote from: chicogon on March 16, 2012, 10:15:07 AM
Kabayong Balingsyano
Di bakla kondili macho

Kon maghisgot tang Balingsyano
Malagmit di ta kaseguro
Kay modangat man sa lantugi
Kon kabayo ba ni o baki...

Soft drinks, once in a blue moon ra. Hard drinks nuon...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 14, 2012, 05:14:38 PM
Can we also have a list of infamous Boholanos?

Hmm, wa bay naapil na diri?

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 03:21:39 PM
anha na ko bilib kun mo-post si bai hubs ug itoy bugtong nga nananga.

He he, di na na bugtong kon nananga. But you may wish to check these...

http://cogitz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dos_santos-1-tm.jpg
http://cogitz.com/2009/08/24/the-most-bizarre-relationship-ever/

He he, lisod ning naa ra permi sa kaugalingong isla,  masujop sa time warp...

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 03:02:14 PM
hehe, ka-cute ana niya uy.  mora man ug well-maintained ug tuno ang iyang buhok.

Quaker oats and kinaon ani, dots...

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 03:05:53 PM
samot kamahal... tag-kinse na ang sabaw lang?  piyaw singi.  kaon na lang kog hopia uy.

Hik ti...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 02:51:37 PM
yop sa...

sing kin baw sa....

Hmm, baw sa oy law?

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:40:14 AM

usa ka linya akong nahimut-an.....ang "nilusot sa ipok".....
bwahahahha

Ang lagay gabitay-bitay
Kay nasobrahan sa ugay...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 16, 2012, 02:27:45 PM
Ang ako ikapang hambug nga MASTER nako ning trabahoa sa una. Pino kaajo ko mo kagud dayun daghan tuno kay pino man...

Inantigo ning trabahoa kay kinahanglan madaginot ang lubi pero matngonan nga di maapil ang bagol...

Pero morag batan-on pa ang baki...

Quote from: lindy on March 14, 2012, 01:49:33 AM
mao niy gitawag ug ITOY BUGTONG...

Hmm, bantog rang himsog...

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. --George Carlin

...gawas kon mahilig ka sa mawos nga ginamos nga taga sa Balingsya...

Quote from: chicogon on March 16, 2012, 11:23:26 AM

"The real reason that we can't have 10 Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shall not steal," "Thou shall not commit adultery," and "Thou shall not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment." (George Carlin)

Bwahaha! Di pud pwede sa Congress...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 16, 2012, 02:26:18 PM

ahahhahaha abata bitaw na si George oi!

Welcome back, Ms. MDB! Dugay-dugay jud imong hibernation!

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 02:14:00 PM
maayo pa tuod.  hinaot unta nga sayon pangitaon ang hait nga metal nga mokagod.  faet kun mas sayon pangitaon ang paring mobendita sa well-made kaguran bisan tuod ug taga-cogon ni siya unya tua na karon sa house of the rising sun.

Kini kay stainless steel. Pwede nig virtual bendita ra...

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 02:10:34 PM
flying kaguran man tong sigehan ug hisgot ni bugsay ug vhinz sa una... lahi ni nga model kay magpuyo ra, tsong.  (moingon gani kog tsong, tsonggo na ha?)  

I know, I know. (Your supercuteness knows...)

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 01:57:43 PM
hong ba song be

Hmm, you're describing yourself here?

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:43:33 AM
nadawaton nalang nako ang kamatuoran.....imbes nga patag-ason, permi nalang ko pa semi-opaw....anad-anad nalang ba.

sama ani -   

Aw, makabaton kag kagahom pag-atubang sa kamatuoran pinaagi sa pagpanamin sa kasinatian ug pagpamalandong sa kaisog kanila nga nahiuna kanimo, Bay Bugs... 

Aw, mokaon hinuon kog dinugoan...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:51:50 AM
kon dili ka nap unja.....

Yataps. Kon mosud ni rong taud-taod sa ato pa way planong mag-nap...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:47:43 AM

yatapz......makaon ba kaha sa iring...mura' raba ni'g bantow.......

He he, bantow bitaw. Pero naa dihay butete, o kaha bugaong...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:55:59 AM
kong sing lay pak..

Song pi hal ba...

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 11:51:47 AM
ang nilusot sa ipok
kay itlog nga birok.

Si Islander nalingaw
Sa pagpunay og tan-aw...

F = mao ni ang igrado sa maestro nga chicks tirada sa iyang mga estudyanteng mamords...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 12:49:10 PM
Corporate Lesson 1:


A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

MORAL LESSON OF THE STORY:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

He he, maayo gani kay well-informed and hingtungdan nga TB member, di nato angay ikauwaw...

Quote from: islander on March 15, 2012, 11:21:50 PM
kun naa ni sa carbon market sa cebu, di ko kay di gyod ko moadto anang dapita.

Nganong biased man ka against Carbon? Kay wa kay pakan-ong bungoton?

Quote from: islander on March 15, 2012, 11:21:50 PM
naa ba ni sa cogon market sa tagbilaran?  info, please.

Naay daghan, oi...

Quote from: islander on March 15, 2012, 11:21:50 PM
kamao ko mosakay aning kabayoa, mor pa, pwera hambog.  gusto ko naa mi ingon ani.  asa man ni paliton?

Gorya. Di ba naa kay daghan ani, lainlain ganig model...

Kon di mopatim-aw sa mosunod nga pipila ka adlaw, kuyaw nga maparehas sa uban nga mitulilik palayo sa TB...

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 09:44:58 AM
taym pa tuod, unsay ipasabot ani nga thread?  ang itlog sa ubos ipataas, kutob ba kaha sa liog, unya i-display kay himoong negosyo?  who's gonna buy them?

Lain na man pud nga klase sa itlog nang imong buot ipaibot. Nah, daghan ra bang usa ray itlog diri. Molikoy jud ning estoryaha ron...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:30:56 AM

mao gayod kana ang kapaingnan
paugnat sa kusog diha sa higdaanan
unsaon man sa pagkatulog
naghinolhinol diay sa itlog....

ni guwa ra gyud tawon ang tam-is nga kamatuoran
bwhahahahaha.....

Gabitay tuod ang tam-is nga kamatuoran
Lusot sa ipok nga daghang nasaksihan
Sa makausa pa kini gipaawas
Sa tinguhang makab-ot ang maayong panglawas...

Hmm, ginakaon man hang karne sang kabayo sang Iloilo gid haw..

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:24:02 AM
imong buot ipasabot nga gigamit nila ang elekopter stayl?.....

Hmm, di kaha banana split ang linugdangan niana? Bwahaha!

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:20:05 AM
ang tumong ug tinguha paggamit sa unlan aron kahatagan ug kahiluna-an ang lawas diha sa pagkatulog...
apan subo palandungon nga ang unlan na hinoon mauy maghatag ug kaguliyang diha sa pagsige'g pangablit..

Mao ni ron ang sitwasyon: ang atong tumong katulog
Apan ang nahitabo mao ang paugnat sa kusog.
Aw, mas maayo nga ilisan na lang ang kadulog
Aron mahuwasan dayon ta sa atong kahubog.

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:12:20 AM
garayan nato'g balak aron makatulog intawon......
pila diay kaha ka round ang nahimo nga wa na'y panahon sa pagkatulog?

Hmm, pila ka round sa kaon-kaon og saging sa republika?

Hmm, trim down jud diay ang hawak kay affected part man sa exercise...

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 16, 2012, 10:58:32 AM
only if one overdoses or takes it with alcohol. that is why we always tell our patients not to take any MDX with alcohol.
alcohol can inhibit the liver's P450 enzymes, which can lead to the exacerbation of drug effects.

Botoy's formula: no sleeping pills, only overdose of alcohol. Works every time...

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
seriously, this thread is making me look into my habits and take them for what they are... my sleeping hours are similar to that of the late ranjan.  and i have no corporation to boot.  i'm going to the doctor for this...

Hmm, sa ato pa, when you wake up in the morning, you are not bright eyed and bushy tailed?

Dako ang ikatabang sa unlan aron makab-ot kining maong tumong...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:05:38 AM

hehehe.......mura raba'g wa'y tulog....

Hmm, kuyaw diayg mabikil ni ron...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 11:03:19 AM

normal lang kana nga seremonyas kon init pa......

Luoy ang tugpahan kay paso jud...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 10:54:24 AM
wa napari....deretso'g ka obispo?

Deretsog tiurok nga gaaso pa...

Maayo gani kay di ni siya irate ron...

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2012, 10:47:10 AM
lisod ni kay lami kaayo ikatulog sa sayong kabuntagon.....

...samtang siging gakos-gakos sa unlan...

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2012, 10:30:42 AM
pinot noir, balingsya version, with caviar, balingsya version (aka ginamos).  payts na.

Hmm, unya ang main nga sumsoman, cuisses de grenouilles Balingsya version?