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Syarog wa kahibawo nga delikado ning buriring...

He he, mora bitaw diay ni siyag nibabay...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 22, 2012, 09:10:53 PM
Usa ka mini bus driver nga gidudahang may anting-anting wala madutli sa bala sa .45 kalibreng pistola sa dihang gipusil kini sa laing drayber didto sa highway sa Sityo Lacaron barangay Pitalo lungsod sa San Fernando niadtong Martes sa buntag.

Kublan? Imbis gipusil gilangkat na lang unta ang itlog...

Kon sobraan katambok di na tingali kapangilo...

Nia pay daghan...

He he, basin nakaigit ra ni...

Luoy baya pud... 

The 20th century’s youth-obsessed culture viewed baldness as old age incarnate, and fueled a billion dollar hair care and restoration industry. Actors Burt Reynolds and Sean Connery obsessed over their hairpieces, and Larry Hagman rotated several toupees each month to simulate normal hair growth. Premature baldness in teen boys and hair loss for women were taken as social catastrophes, and cause for profound depression. Worse, thoughtless bald jokes were considered an entirely acceptable form of humor. It’s also telling that Americans haven’t elected a balding presidential candidate since Eisenhower, in the 1950s. Bald men also confess that dating from the 1960s-1980s was particularly brutal.

But, there is hope. In the late nineties, white men copied African American style (imagine that) and began shaving their heads. It took some time, but now there are plenty of bald film stars like Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, and Patrick Stewart, not to mention sports icons Michael Jordan and Shaquille O’Neill. Bald is so cool now that men who aren’t bald buzz their hair so short they might as well be (Wayne Rooney, Jason Statham, Tyler Perry, and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson).

So bald men can be sexy now. Bald women, however, are still at the ‘extreme fashion choice’ stage. They still get treated differently, even by other women (who often ask about their health). But Demi Moore (GI Jane) and Sigourney Weaver (Aliens III) have made successful films with shorn scalps, and Sinead O’Connor was bald for her entire singing career. And they were plenty sexy.

We could be going faster, but we’re headed (groan) in the right direction. Think about it â€" when was the last time you heard a new bald joke? -- http://listverse.com/

Bias against bald people started early. Ovid in AD 1 said “Ugly are hornless bulls, a field without grass is an eyesore/So is a tree without leaves, so is a head without hair”. Scheherazade asks “Is there anything more ugly in the world than a man … bald as an artichoke?” Historians say Caesar used laurel leaves to hide male pattern baldness, and the Bible in Corinthians 11:15 says a woman’s long hair is her glory. In the 19th century, baldness for men meant wearing a wig if they were to have any kind of public or professional life.

Ah, napusilan tungod sa gisulti nga lugoson ang kapuyo sa suspetsado. Dugay na galing nakamatikod ang suspetsado nga ang biktima naibog sa iyang kapuyo...

Kaluoy sa tiguwang, gihimong menudo...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 22, 2012, 08:02:49 PM
Adding a face to this debate was Peggy Howell (above), a librarian at a Northern California religious school. She weighed 280 lbs. and was directed by her employer to lose weight or be fired. Her job didn’t physically require a slender person, so legally there was no reasonable basis for her weight loss orders, but the boss said that Ms. Howell’s weight indicated her life was “out of control” and so she was “too fat too counsel students”. The school offered no help, apart from telling her to lose weight.

Paet...

Obesity is a serious medical problem, and people who suffer from it need to achieve a healthy weight and maintain safe diet habits. But while getting healthier, obese people still deserve the same level of (in)dignity that everyone else gets these days.

That’s not happening. According to the International Journal of Obesity, reports of weight discrimination are increasing. Their research surveyed 2,000 U.S. adults in 1995-96 and again in 2004-06, comparing weight discrimination rates relative to other forms of discrimination. The results were alarming. 17% of men and 9% of women reported race discrimination, while among severely obese people, 28% of men and a shocking 45% of women said they have experienced discrimination because of their weight.

Institutional discrimination centered on health care, education or workplace situations, such as cases in which people said they were fired, or denied jobs and promotions because of their weight. Interpersonal discrimination occurred mainly via insults, abuse and harassment. There are currently no federal laws in the US for discrimination based on weight, and arguing weight discrimination as violating the Americans with Disabilities Act is debatable, since the ‘disability’ in question is â€" in some cases â€" reversible, and a product of individual behavior.

Adding a face to this debate was Peggy Howell (above), a librarian at a Northern California religious school. She weighed 280 lbs. and was directed by her employer to lose weight or be fired. Her job didn’t physically require a slender person, so legally there was no reasonable basis for her weight loss orders, but the boss said that Ms. Howell’s weight indicated her life was “out of control” and so she was “too fat too counsel students”. The school offered no help, apart from telling her to lose weight.

Feeling she had no choice, Howell lost 120 lbs. at Weight Watchers, and promptly quit her job a year and a half later. She then worked for a marketing company, and later as a bartender, standing on her feet all day and performing more physical exertion than she ever had as a librarian. Ms. Howell is now retired, but still supports the National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance, which works with government to assure equal treatment for citizens of different sizes.

Las Vegas Assemblyman Richard Segerblom cites Ms. Howell’s case as an example of weight discrimination, and says that if nothing else, people should stop discrimination based on physical size for financial reasons. “Taxpayers pay for it if these people can’t get jobs, or good-paying jobs, and have to get unemployment, welfare or other benefits”. To this end, he proposed Assembly Bill 90, which would have outlawed discrimination in the state of Nevada based on physical characteristics such as weight and height. The bill died in committee. -- http://listverse.com/

 

Pero unsa kahay birtud aning lalakiha nga nakailad man og saktong baje...

Quote from: islander on March 22, 2012, 12:23:06 AM
it's tempting to change my name to islandel. 

Inappropriate. Isn't it perfect as it is now? Unless, of course, the correct spelling of some angel's name is Lucifel...

Kahakog maoy naghari...

Killer smile...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 22, 2012, 07:16:19 PM
unta walay utlonan
kining byahe sa habal-habal
bisag walay padulngan
malipay na king dughan...

Di problemahon nga way klarong padulngan
Di bale nga ang byahe way kahumanan
Kay diay ang gitinguhang katumanan
Naa man sa pagbag-id sa kalawasan...

He he, pwede pud, "Bingo!"

Aw, di jud sila magmahay nga inigkahagba nila daghang mamakpak...

Quote from: chicogon on March 18, 2012, 07:24:30 PM
Amiga kong pagka gwapa
Puti kaayo ug paa
Sa amoa gitawag siya ug raza
Perte kaayo pagka lawasa.

Pwede kuhaon na lang sa long distance
Aron si Ms. Raza di makuyawance.
OK ra ba ni Bugsay ang front or back--
Ingon ana siya kon mahinayack.

Angay pud tikdolan ning mga Azkals para mahiyuta ginagmay...

He he... 

Incorruptible wakefulness ang resulta...

Bwahaha!

Another one...

Noynoying King op da Janggol...

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2012, 09:53:41 PM
hinoon, wa sad tingaliy asawa nga mosugot ug ing-ana pagpangga sama ni manoy sa posted picture ni hubag.  malalim kag tuthoan ug aso.

Mao lagi ni ba, ako dayon ang pasanginlan...

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2012, 09:51:03 PM
naa bitaw miy paryente, ing-ani kuno iyang bana sa una.  morag way laing tawo sa balay kay ang iyang gitagad bisan pagmata sayo sa buntag manok dayon, hapyod-hapyoron. 

nakakaon ug tagam si manoy, kausa ra.  kuhaon sa among tiya (kay ig-agaw man sa among papa) ang manok ug giwarak ug gibunalbunal makadaghan sa bukobuko sa iyang bana. 

killed ang pinanggang hiniktan intawon bisag way tari-tari.  klarong internal hemorrhage tungod sa binunal.     

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Unspeakable cruelty to man and fowl...

He he... 

Klaro nga ang itlog maoy gipanan-aw...

Dagko na...

Unsa ni, engkantada kay di makita?

Quote from: bugsay on March 22, 2012, 12:08:18 PM
hehehe...

Wa juy kalainan ang attack ug retreat kay di man makita ang picture...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 22, 2012, 10:51:34 AM
Matud pa ni Young nga aron patas ang tanan, posibleng malakip sa tangtangon ang mga streamers sa apohan ni Mayor Michael Rama nga si Don Vicente Rama. Ang maong streamer gibutang tungod sa selebrasyon sa Charter Day sa siyudad sa Sugbo nga gisaulog sa miagi pang buwan.

Dugang pa niya nga aron dili matawag og bias ang konseho, ipalakip sad sa pagpatangtang ang mga streamers sa Asian College of Technology nga gipanag-iya ni Konsehal Rodrigo Abellanosa.

He he, kinahanglan way pinalabi, hala, pagtangtanganay mo diha...

Ni Sanden J. Anadia (Banat) Updated March 22, 2012 12:00 AM   


CEBU, Philippines - Ang konseho sa siyudad sa Sugbo mimando sa Office of the Building Official nga pangtangtangon ang mga streamers nga gitapot lang sa mga kadalanan gumikan kay nakahugaw kini sa siyudad.

Matud pa ni Bise Mayor Joy Augustus Young nga dunay mga streamers ang gipamutang sa mga center islands nga nanglapas na sa petsa busa angayan na kining panangtangon. Nasayran nga ang mga permit nga ipahimutang sa center islands aduna gyu’y permit sa siyudad ug pinasubay kini sa petsa.

"Kung nalapas na siya sa date, angayan na gyud na nga tangtangon aron dili siya samok tan-awon," sumala pa sa bise mayor.

Matud pa ni Young nga aron patas ang tanan, posibleng malakip sa tangtangon ang mga streamers sa apohan ni Mayor Michael Rama nga si Don Vicente Rama. Ang maong streamer gibutang tungod sa selebrasyon sa Charter Day sa siyudad sa Sugbo nga gisaulog sa miagi pang buwan.

Dugang pa niya nga aron dili matawag og bias ang konseho, ipalakip sad sa pagpatangtang ang mga streamers sa Asian College of Technology nga gipanag-iya ni Konsehal Rodrigo Abellanosa.

Nasayran nga nagbaha na ang mga streamers sa maong tunghaan pahibalo alang sa sunod nga pagbukas sa klase.

Hinuon pwede rang butangan og streamers ang mga pribadong establisamento kung kini adunay pagtugot sa tag-iya. (/EIM) (BANAT)

COCKTALES: Noynoying - fact or mischievous spin?
21-Mar-12, 3:20 PM | Victor C. Agustin


With no less than the Asian Wall Street Journal having picked up the Noynoying propaganda chatter against PNoy, Cocktales did a quick fact-check if the country's chief executive had indeed been loafing around as his detractors paint him to be.

First, let us assume that the President of the Philippines is expected to work Mondays to Fridays only, just like any government employee.

Next, we give PNoy credit for holding public engagements on weekends and holidays, when the rest of government salarymen are taking it easy.

What do the available public records show?

For the first week of January, PNoy just like many Filipinos seemed to have trouble shaking off the holiday bug, having taken no official or public engagement on the first and even the third working day of the year.

Before the long Yuletide-New Year break, PNoy was last seen publicly on December 23, when he attended the traditional Christmas welcome for returning workers at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport.

The holiday mode was broken the first Sunday of the year, when, if you may recall, PNoy and a number of grim-looking Cabinet members held a hastily-arranged press conference to warn about a possible terrorist attack (that thankfully did not happen) on the Black Nazarene procession the following day.

Other than that, PNoy had, as government-speak have it, "private time" for the rest of the Saturdays and Sundays of the first month of the year. Likewise, he did not have any public engagement on January 23, a Monday.

The leap month of February began with PNoy absenting himself from any public engagement on the second day, a Thursday, as well as on Valentine's Day.

The bachelor president did, however, make up for the February 14 absence by appearing on the first Saturday at the Villamor air base for the Family Rosary Crusade, and following week's Sunday by flying to Aurora province. He also had a series of Edsa 1 events on February 25, a Saturday.

The first week of March started off with PNoy missing even from the friendly Malacanang reporters on March 7 and 8, right after ringing the opening bell at the Philippine Stock Exchange to mark the bourse's record climb.

The President then went on a stealth mode beginning Saturday until Thursday, March 16, when the Palace issued a single photo release showing P.Noy on his desk going over some documents.

The Malacañang explanation was that the chief executive had not been feeling well, apparently for days already, thus missing even an appointment long set up by his key financial booster, Ramon del Rosario of the Phinma Group.

In any case, the President seemed to have felt much better that weekend that he helicoptered up to Baguio to attend the annual PMA graduation rites.

Unfortunately, Monday, he was again missing in action.

Binugok na ning itloga para ni Bambi...

Angay nis mga lamorok...

(Banat) Updated March 22, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Talandugon ang kahimtang sa usa ka 27 anyos nga ginang human mapaksit ang walang bahin sa ulo niini dihang gitigbas sa iyang ig-agaw tungod sa lalis pag-ilogay sa hayhayan sa sitio Camburong, barangay Poblacion lungsod sa Oslob niadtong Martes sa alas 5:50 sa hapon.

Ang biktima mao si Elma Serenio Hangalay, 27, nagpuyo sa maong lugar samtang ang suspek mao ang iyang ig-agaw nga si Jurry Serenio Luna, 33, nga usa ka mag-uuma.

Matud ni SPO1 Job Sarveda sa Oslob Police dihang nahinabi sa Banat News, ang biktima ug ang asawa sa suspek maoy unang nagkalalis tungod kay dili mosugot ang biktima nga manghayhay kini sa iyang hayhayan sa ilang tugkaran.

Samtang sila nagkatinubagay miabot ang suspek nga gikan sa umahan ug maoy nipalit sa lalis hangtud nga nagkainitay ug nabanhaw ang ilang karaang panagbingkil.

Ang suspek nga wala makapugong sa pagsige og tagawtaw sa biktima mikuha kini og sundang ug gihapsan ang biktima sa walang bahin sa ulo ug napaksit kini.

Daling gihatud sa Oslob District Hospital ang biktima ug gilahos sa tambalanan dinhi sa dakbayan sa Sugbo tungod sa kapeligro sa kahimtang niini.

Ang suspek nadakpan usab sa mirespondeng mga polis ug gikatakdang pasakaan og kaso. (Darrel A. Carumba/EIM) (BANAT)

NOYNOYING: The reason why the term “Noynoying” has caught on and even landed in international media is because it is true, very descriptive, and widely applicable to non-performing public officials.

Even if pressure were to be applied on such Internet sites as Wikipedia to delete the entry, the new word coined by Filipino street protesters will stay. It has taken root, thanks to Noynoy Aquino himself.

The term has been given various meanings, all related. To many of us, it simply means for someone expected to act on a problem to just sit there and do nothing.

Malacañang may want to adopt as slogan the Spanish line: “¡Qué dulce es no hacer nada y descansar después!” (How sweet it is to do nothing and to rest afterwards!)

--Federico D. Pascual Jr.

The Empire Strikes Back...





Days after President Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III was accused of "Noynoying" or idling in his job as president, Malacanang Palace has released several photos of the chief executive working on his desk.

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2012, 10:59:41 PM
Cherubim have four faces: one of each a man, an ox, a lion, and an eagle. 

Mora mora pud og young Chewbacca...

Hmm, pwede isagol sa salad...

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2012, 12:28:36 PM
since all the main ingredients were clipped with kitchen scissors directly to the bowl, our joke then was their batchoy is so good because it includes the chef's fingernails.

Sustansyado kaayo ang diet ni Fr. Chic ani kon maohon...

Hubgon ang groom aron madaot ang paminsar...

Gapatara?

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2012, 09:21:59 PM
an astronaut.

...silhig ang sakyan?

Ines Mazziotti, who represents one of the suspects, said that her client's acts were not homicides but rather "mercy" killings intended to put desperately ill patients out of their misery.

"After 20 years in intensive care, of constant stress on the edge of life and death, he could not take it anymore," Mazziotti said.

Rosas was unimpressed. "For us this is criminal conduct," he said. "The pity hypothesis collapses" after a patient that was being released died after receiving an injection, he said.

The case became known to authorities in January following a tip from "private sources." Authorities stepped up their investigation following the suspicious death of a female patient last week.

Vomero told reporters on Sunday that the alleged killers used different methods to end the lives of their patients.

In one case "the suspect introduced morphine directly into the blood stream," Vomero said, while in the other, "they pumped air into the blood stream, which resulted in deaths in just a few minutes."

The staff at Hospital Maciel, in historic downtown Montevideo, was trying to come to terms with having worked for years with one of the alleged killers.

"There is no doubt that his job performance was mediocre, he was bad with the patients and ... many of us distrusted him," a female nurse at the hospital told AFP, speaking on condition of anonymity.

"Anyone able to do this does not deserve to be called a human," she sobbed. -- http://ph.news.yahoo.com/

By Ana Ines Cibils | AFP News â€" Tue, Mar 20, 2012


Prosecutors said they received more reports of suspicious deaths after two male nurses admitted over the weekend to killing 16 patients at two hospitals in Uruguay.

Officials would not say how many deaths are under review, but have said that one of the suspects admitted killing 11 patients, and the other five.

The daily El Pais reported that the death toll could exceed 50.

"More complaints are arriving and we will be working specifically on them," to determine if there were more victims, said Angel Rosas, a federal official leading the investigation.

Police arrested the two male nurses on Sunday and charged them with murdering patients at a private Neurological Intensive Care Center and a public hospital's intermediate-level care unit.

The names of the suspects have not been released, but the El Observador newspaper identified them as Ariel Acevedo, 46, and Marcelo Pereira, 40.

The men confessed to the killings, telling investigators "they didn't like seeing people suffer," said Rolando Vomero, the judge overseeing the investigation.

One of the men's girlfriend, who also is a nurse, was arrested and charged with covering up information in the case.

Health Minister Jorge Venegas described the suspects as "serial killers," and promised far-reaching inspections of both private and public medical facilities, in consultation with the World Health Organization.

Venegas also said he would open a confidential hotline for tipsters to report suspected abuse, and a telephone counseling service to help those emotionally burdened by the scandal, unprecedented in this nation of three million.

It was "painful and disgusting" to contemplate "the presence of murderers" within the country's healthcare industry, said Deputy Health Minister Leonel Briozzo.

"There was no error here," Briozzo said. "There was intent to kill."

Quote from: chicogon on March 21, 2012, 10:16:03 AM
Oasis, ika nga, ng mga aso't pusa... at baki pod panagsa 

Kon di maunhan sa aso...

Guns, wedding gowns, cold beer... Pwede na rin.

Wa nila gihikap, gihimo lang drum...

Bwahaha! Frog woman!

Hmm, tulukibon ni...

Kon supermarket, basin mahadlok ang customers inigpahiyom sa staff members nga pangag...

Kini ang tinuod nga jewelfish...

Hmm, artistic rendition of a jewelfish? 

By Kathleen Perricone | Now: Your Daily Dose of Celebrity News â€" 50 minutes ago





It looks like someone won't be invited to the White House any time soon. While hosting a benefit for President Barack Obama's reelection campaign in New York City on Monday night, Robert De Niro made a racial joke while introducing First Lady Michelle Obama. "Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney," the Oscar-winning actor began in front of an audience that included Beyonce, Whoopi Goldberg, and Harvey Weinstein. "Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?"

Almost immediately, White House aides scrambled to make it clear that De Niro's comment "was inappropriate," said the First Lady's Campaign Press Secretary, Olivia Alair. Realizing his gaffe, the 68-year-old also publicly vetoed his "joke." In a statement to E! News on Tuesday, De Niro apologized, saying, "My remarks, although spoken with satirical jest, were not meant to offend or embarrass anyone, especially the first lady."

But the damage was already done. As expected, Obama's Republican rivals came out swinging in defense of their better halves â€" and for the "Meet the Fockers" star's racial remarks. "I do want to say one thing, both on behalf of my wife and on behalf of Karen Santorum and on behalf of Ann Romney, I think that Robert De Niro's wrong," said Newt Gingrich from the campaign trail. "I think the country is ready for a new first lady, and he doesn't have to describe it in racial terms." As for Rick Santorum, he merely dismissed De Niro's joke as nonsense coming from a Hollywood actor "spouting off as they do. The idea of looking at politics through eyes of race should be over … I don't know where he thinks he's coming from."

Gingrich, not satisfied with De Niro's apology and the First Lady's condemnation of the remark, is now also calling for the President himself to offer a mea culpa on behalf of the actor. "It was at an Obama fundraiser," added Gingrich. "It is exactly wrong, it divides the country." -- http://omg.yahoo.com/

Quote from: chicogon on March 20, 2012, 03:22:03 PM
Basin sa ika-40 sa nagkugos... 

Hmm, pari diay gihapon ang gikinahanglan...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 21, 2012, 12:18:35 AM

They have to do the best kay daghan mga wakwak nag obserba!

He he, gahuwat ra sa tukmang panahon nga mosakdap na pud...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 19, 2012, 07:38:51 PM
nice market but the centuries-old trees are gone forever.

Balikwaot...

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2012, 10:24:14 PM
Sweet, as he came to be called, is just one among the thousands of dogs that ends up in one of the many illegal slaughterhouses in Baguio each week.  He was found cowering in a corner of a very cramped cage along with several other dogs without food and water.  Earlier, 40 other dogs were brutally slaughtered in front of him, their heads smashed with a wooden club. 

Slaughtering them is bad enough; the manner is nothing short of barbaric.

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2012, 11:55:28 PM
(nalingaw ko sa thread.  now pa ko nakabasa.  dugay na man diay ni si hubag ug bugsay nga igzu.  now pa pod ko kahibawo nga singer diay ni si bugsay.  i know pa lamang daan, ni-request unta ko niyag kanta atong nag-eb mi.)

Hit sa videokehan nis Bay Bugs. Pwede mo-request niya bisag unsang kantaha, pwera lang My Way...

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2012, 11:55:28 PM
i take it that it's going to be your own wedding ceremony that would be attended.  imbitara ming tanang tblanders ha?

EB unya lahos tambong sa kasal. Yehey!

Daghan ang natakboyan aning sakita--I mean ang sakit sa doktor, dili sa pasyente...

Love comes from the most unexpected places...

He he, the revenge of the horse...

He he, basin mug-oton pud ka...

Hmm, makes sense...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 20, 2012, 11:08:32 AM

Just Sick of it

Amateurs...





Bwahaha! 

Naka-relate uroy ang suheto sa "it happens"...

Oi, si Islander man lagi ni!

Bwahaha! Mao ra diayng nawonga...

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2012, 11:26:56 AM
bolinaw sad tawon uy, bisag tiyan pay mag-una, safe way magtingsi, or he's not taga sa balingsya.

Wa na man gud kunoy bolinaw ang Balingsya, namalhin na tanan sa Dimyaw...

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
ahat bag ampaw... lajo ra ang carcar sa balingsya.  basta taga sa balingsya, ang ihilak ginamos gyod.

Hmm, aron duol-duol sa ampaw, di pwede linubo nga mais gikan sa corn tree?

The perfect place
For an embrace...

He he, Kristyano diay liyona kon maohon...

Quote from: bugsay on March 20, 2012, 11:17:12 AM
makahilak man sab ta'g ampao aning kalakiha..

Basta di lang makaigit og danggit (nga gauna ang ikog), OK ra...

Naa ra bay uban nga di diay qualified...

Sakto baya tingali, kay kon routine feeding, basin mabalda ang bata samtang nagpraktis siyag mental long division...

Quote from: bugsay on March 20, 2012, 11:09:50 AM
usa pod na's naghatag ug kalami......ang paghandom....

Bitaw. Ang parat natong singot bawion sa tam-is nga paghandom...

Quote from: bugsay on March 20, 2012, 11:12:07 AM

dili kaayo sa atua......sa syudad mao'y daghan jamo'ng baga'g nawong.

Maoy kadaot kay ngil-ad na, baga pa...