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Quote from: chriswise on March 23, 2012, 01:07:02 AM
tinood ang santilmo sige lagi kita sa una,,perti ka daghan,,,,,,,lisod pod kay jamo ka camera sauna jamo ebedinsya,,,,

Di kinahanglag camera bay. Unsa man, modagan kon duolon?

Hmm, daghan diayg ingon anig abilidad didto bay?

Kon sumbagay ra, di man ta madali og katigbak ba...

Bitaw, kita gani, usahay ang atong tan-aw sa tawo morag baki...

Sabagay, nakapasigarbo man sa iyang dughan ug tiyan...

Quote from: chriswise on March 23, 2012, 12:24:25 AM
nya ha,ha,ha

Hmm, nakatawa kay wa makasinati sa ingon?

Quote from: islander on March 22, 2012, 10:48:55 PM
so there we have it, the genes.  discrimination against size really has no place.  way kalainan sa kataw-an o kamenoson atong nawong, maayog atong gituyo nga genetic man tawon ang pagkahulma ani.   

Ang nakaparat kay wa bayay gatudlo nato nga naay mga nawong nga kataw-anan, genetic man tawon tingali ni nga sense of recognition.

Quote from: chriswise on March 23, 2012, 12:54:05 AM
aw si bugsay klaro jamo tong naghambin og katigayunan,,,ako intawon y sama,,,

Aw, kon kompleto ang lagay, payts na...

He he, apas lang gud bay...

He he, maybe just developing a healthy habit...

Lain pang perfect pud...

He he, wa na man mamalik ang mga mahilig ani...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 11:25:01 AM
or in the absence of one, kahibawo pa lang unta siyang mogamit ug unlan sama ni bugsay.

Abuso man sa unlan ang kang Bugsay.  Pillow-abuse, sa Maningles pa...

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 02:28:59 PM
It only stops during EXAMS hehehehe!!! 

He he, it also stops when some other organ is working...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 04:21:27 PM
tame ra na siya, tsong.  naay akong nahibaw-an (sa estorya ba lang kay wa man ko makakita) nga ang babaye naghukas sa kalagot sa roving eyes sa iyang bana.  da, tanan hinoon nanan-aw niya.  kapuliki lagi ang bana ug tabon, hahaha!

Nauwaw ang bana kay tabatsoy ang asawa?

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 03:17:37 PM
poem sa babaye:

ajaw na lamang ko tagaeg laki, ginoo
kay ako makontento sa tindahang dako
sari-sari store nga tanan naa apil bino
moduol tanang laki mag-ibid-ibid kuno
hah, mga ondoy nga utangan duklon ko.

Free English translation:

Don't anymore give me a man, Lord
Of my big business empire I am content
Variety store with everything including liquor
All men come pretending lizard-lizard me
Hah, deadbeat squirts I will smack you hard.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 23, 2012, 01:20:16 PM
the brutality of poems at its best.

He he, sa mga Ilonggo pa, The Song of Brutotaloy...

Quote from: pearl.annika on March 23, 2012, 06:32:50 PM
murag makarelate ko ana dah...

Hmm, asa na man diay ka ron based, Ms. Pearl?

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 07:05:52 PM
oh, no.  what happened here?  why man niabot sa dandansoy ang man-woman poem?   bantog ra nalibog kog sumpay.

He he, sorry, sigi man gud og gateway timeout ganiha samtang nanginhas ko, lisod lagi ning multitasking ba...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 04:13:25 PM
goodness me i'm scandalized! 

kay ikaw man ang ni-attempt, ibig sabihin, you're not a man of god?  then you must be son of sam!

Hmm, you never considered the possibility that I might be an angel?

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 23, 2012, 11:45:37 AM

Maayo pud modalag paigat nis Inday, ay...

OA ra pud nis Geri Halliwell...

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 02:28:06 PM
Y AYO LAB 

Y AYO LAB kay LAY OYAB...

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 02:22:35 PM
Free Translation: Balak Sa Laki

Tagae kog babaye nga buotan
Dili motingog bisan lugpitan
Mosogot kung si mister momamam
Di mangaway bisan dugay mag-ulian 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 01:18:17 PM
MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.

A more faithful translation (which no man of God in his right mind would attempt):


Tagai kog buta-bungol nga baje nga bigaon jamo
Nga ang totoy mako jamo mora humongous nga kapayas,
Nga nanag-iyag tindahan sa ilimnon ug golf course.
Wa ni mo-rhyme bikog pero ngano man diay. Letseng jawa...

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 02:22:35 PM
Free Translation: Balak Sa Laki

Tagae kog babaye nga buotan
Dili motingog bisan lugpitan
Mosogot kung si mister momamam
Di mangaway bisan dugay mag-ulian 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 01:18:17 PM
MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.

A more faithful translation (which no man of God in his right mind would attempt):


Tagai kog buta-bungol nga baje nga bigaon jamo
Nga ang totoy mako jamo mora humongous nga kapayas,
Nga nanag-iyag tindahan sa ilimnon ug golf course.
Wa ni mo-ryhme bikog pero ngano man diay. Letseng jawa...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 02:49:45 PM
ugh, there are just too many claims about dandansoy.  courtship dance.  tuba dance.  whatever.  it's better to bring it down to its most basic and most believable...

Tuba dance? Poor scholarship at its poorest...

Dandansoy is a plaintive love song which shouldn't be confused with Condansoy, which is a (non)drinking song...

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.


Bwahaha! 

Kijud lipay-lipay
Minjo likay-likay...

Oi, wa man molutaw ang imahe? Kini na lang, naa nay Liberty condensada...

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2012, 11:49:43 AM
saging lang ako.  i go bananas over boiled bananas.

Ms. Isle, niay akong pinanitan na... 

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 12:07:52 PM
lupig si brad pitt.

Dia ra si Brad Pitt, ay...

GERI HALLIWELL'S boyfriend Henry Beckwith just couldn't resist swivelling round to eye a curvy girl's bum as he strolled hand-in-hand with the former Spice Girl.

And that outrageous ogle resulted in a furious tongue-lashing from Geri, who was snapped shouting and pushing him away. -- http://www.thesun.co.uk/

He he... 

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 11:34:17 AM
lisod ug kabang kay di makaatbang sa whity ni bugsay.

Aw kini na lang, Kabang pud gihapon iyang ngalan...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 11:32:58 AM
i hope he's as old as yoda.

In which case, AY LAB YO, DA!

Instant gratification ning iyaha...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 10:29:45 AM
pareha sila ka-cute ni blackie.

Hmm, abi nakog si Kabang ni...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 11:29:00 AM
i hope to hear from lorenz about this...

french cuisine diay ang type nimo dinha sa china?  naay iro sa among silingan nikaon ug baki, namatay kay nahilo.

Mas daghan ang mokaon og baki sa Tsayna kaysa Prans...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 11:15:17 AM
nakakita nig car accident.

Hmm, unya ang chick nga survivor nagdagan nga gahukas?

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 11:21:24 AM
baki hinoon......halos kada semana 

He he, tinuwa?

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 10:43:55 AM
SI MAM BAYA OY

Si Mam nga sa TB kinaham
Siguro may kasuko nga iyang natagamtam
Deri sa mga lambo sa TB siya gekuninitan
Sa mga way puangod nga gengsakupan.

Si Mam nga paborito sa tanan
Mo empleyo basta gwapo sa nga tanan
Usahay mga miembro sa Tb motipas SA dalan
Tungod ni Mam bisan asa na lay padulngan.

Si Mam ng pagka sexy sa tanan
Mabuang ug tan-aw hasta ang tulisan
Hasta mangingisda ug tulingan
Makadakop ug bolinaw basta makalitan. 

Si Mam baya, oy, si Mam baya, oy,
Wa man lay puangod ug kaluoy,
Nipis kong tiyan perming gakutoy,
Gasinaw pa ra ba ahong tumoy.

Dawata na lang gud unta ko, Mam.
Lawom man jamo ahong kaalam,
Sureness jud ko nga di ka motagam
Kay hanas kos hapuhap ug kamkam...

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 11:05:13 AM
tinuwa ang labas...

Tinuwa? Di ba langsa? :

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 10:59:39 AM
don't angin me.  si bugsay ang hubag-hubagan, botoy-botoy lang ako.

He he, ang hinungdanon kon asa nga parte sa lawas motakboy ang sakit...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 08:57:32 AM
klaro beyond the news item nga daghan nig complications nga panimalay.  i don't want to sound like a quack psychologist, but common sense would tell us that the stay-at-home guy's very low self-esteem is what's eroding him.  he's so bored he could kill.  but he has no one to blame but himself.   

Kon maka-afford pa lang unta siyag laptop, malingaw unta siya diris TB...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 09:30:36 AM
daan pa lagi kong bol-anon ni si bishop bastes.  taga-loboc.  diha man pod toy usang svd nga bastes, taga-baclayon.

surely, what he meant by 'saint' in alluding to pacquiao is more figurative than literal.

Hmm, in this regard, maybe in their fortitude and passive resistance in the face of human encroachment, the tarsiers may be considered saintly, too...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 10:41:43 AM
usa ra man ka haciendero akong nahibaw-an, taga sa balingsya unya corn trees man ilang tanom, di lubi...

He he, naay kalubihan, oi, intercropping may pamaagi. Sumpay pa gani sa hunasan diin naay punong sa pinakalami nga bolinaw nga taga sa Balingsya ra...

Peligrong maunay ta ani...

Gasuhid sa hunasan, basin naay serena nga gibanlas...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 10:44:42 AM
hahaha!  parion baya pod.

Pero gamahay gamay nga gipalabi ang lagay?

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 10:39:06 AM
wa god taton... "Burot AY,    O kaLAmaY"

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 10:42:34 AM
salamat ms isles....hubaghubagan ko'ng mosumpay.

He he, BAYLOAY og borit, ay...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 10:34:59 AM
morag padung nig LOAY da, di balingsya.

Di OY, LABAY lang...

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 10:31:14 AM
BAYLOAY!!! as in exchanging gifts 

Aw, he he, kon AYLABYO, BAYLOAY jud og laway...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 10:32:27 AM
kun silingan pa unta ta sa una, aw, dakog puruhan nga ikaw gyod among source.

Aw, naa man tingali kay silingan nga haciendero ba...

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 10:26:52 AM
pwede pod "B....  AY,    O LA..Y"

Kompletoha kuno, Bay Bugs, kay morag wa ka-getz si Islander...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 09:57:15 AM
(tip to those with puppies: always provide something for them to chew on to save your slippers.  there are chewable items just for teething puppies in pet stores.  my father had a more homegrown tip; bunot ang paduwaan.)

Hmm, manguha gikan sa para ilo?

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 09:57:15 AM
they dragged my slipper there.  had they been teething puppies, that slipper may not have survived. 

Hmm, considering that you have bound feet, gagmay diay kaayo ning mga kittena...

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 10:19:51 AM
pamasin lang ni...da'ng panghinaut

He he, OK na. Malagmit madoktor ning bataa...

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 10:18:43 AM
Aaaah, mao diay daghang kisaw magabii didto sa Kalayaan Islands kung dili habagat 

He he, di ba kaha ang kisaw tungod sa nagpiknik nga mga bolinaw nga taga sa Balingsya...

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 10:14:49 AM
ug si maam pod nato....

Hmm, katam-is nga handomon sa nanglabayng panahon...

Hmm, kon iagi kaha nimog Photobucket, Bay Bugs, di gihapon?

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 10:10:13 AM
Pwede pod pinakurat, OYY! BALA!!! 

Pwede pud chicks nga wa mokagat, ingon niya (pinakurat), "BOLA, AYY!"

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 10:12:34 AM
hehehe....gituok man gud permi sa mga insik akong linya....naggamit ko'g underground site aron maka sulod sa FB...
di pod ko makasulod sa TB thru firefox....tsk tsk tsk

Hmm, basin nadiparahan ang imong coded messages?

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 10:05:09 AM

Nia na pud. Bisag gidoble di jud molakra bisag gamay...

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 09:55:05 AM
hmmmm...di ba kaha ni's bai chris usa sa mga big time illegal loggers....

Oi, hala, sakto tuod. Di diay binangan nga palwa kondili shiploads sa troso nga gipayuhot sa Habagatang Pilipinas. Tsk, tsk, tsk, beyond my league na na, wa na koy pang-barter...

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 04:45:09 AM
Malipay naman mi maski panagsa ra ka motingog Chris basta dili lang ka mo "hidden" for good ok ra... 

Bitaw, Bay Chris, ayaw pagpinarehas anang mga nangluod o miliko sa laing dalan, sama sa empire builders ug uban pa...

Quote from: chriswise on March 23, 2012, 12:41:58 AM
kumusta naman mo deri dugay ko balik napod kay nangahoy pako ibaligja,,jamo ipalit isuwa ba,,,

Hehe, gikan pa kong nanginhas, Bay Chris. Kanang usa nimo ka bangan nga palwa akong ilisan og usa ka kaltek nga tapusok...

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 09:51:14 AM
hehehe....wa bitaw klaro ni....
makita man gud unta diri.

He he, ilisi na lag lain, Bay Bugs. Balakan gihapon nato...

Quote from: chriswise on March 23, 2012, 12:45:27 AM
bungoton nako daan ,,he,he,he,

Basin imong buot ipasabot magparehas ka sa mayor, mao nga makita nga bungoton ka...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 09:49:47 AM
readying them for a trip!

Hmm, not to China, I hope?

Kakyut! Are you placing your slipper there as an indication to their size?

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 21, 2012, 11:21:13 AM

Not in the picture: Usa ka container nga bahal...

Course of. Islander your name isn't or.

Oi, dugay2x na bitaw nga wa mopatim-aw si Statesville. Maayo untag makalugar na pud...

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 04:23:58 AM
AYLABYO = OY BALAY  (per inbisbol)

He he, kay imbisibol, pwede pud LAAY, BOY...

Pero unsa man nang gitangag sa imong iro? Mora lagi nag tubol...

Quote from: chriswise on March 23, 2012, 12:21:15 AM
daghan pa ganahan og iro oi,,,

Klaro nga ganahan kag iro, Bay Chris, kay mao gud ang imong avatar...

Oi, santos na ra ba kuno ni siya ron...

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2012, 11:17:39 PM
"Status is not simple, but it has more to do with confidence than wealth."

Sad to say, many of those with newfound wealth automatically develop newfound confidence...

Quote from: islander on March 22, 2012, 11:51:57 PM
what about isrander, aron hapon na lang.  di na lang ko mangambisyon ug angel.

He he, krarong maoy isurti sa mahirig sa surod ragay...

Bwahaha! Fatso demolishes Baldy!

Yoga Master Yoda in full regalia

Actually, they all practice yoga...

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2012, 05:01:55 PM

Bwahaha! Makit-an ning Islander i-adopt jud ni...

By Jocelyn R. Uy in Manila/Philippine Daily Inquirer | Asia News Network â€" 18 hours ago


Manila (Philippine Daily Inquirer/ANN) - To some, boxing champion and Philippine Representative Manny Pacquiao may be losing his marbles, but for some bishops of the Catholic Church he just may be a modern-day Filipino saint.

"Let him be called crazy because when God converts people, others cannot understand whether it is the great grace of God," said Sorsogon Bishop Arturo Bastes, who was ecstatic about Pacquiao's decision to heed God's message and retire from boxing.

Bastes said some of the most revered saints and prophets were called "crazy," citing St. Francis of Assisi, an Italian monk and son of a wealthy cloth merchant who left everything behind for the sake of the Lord in the 11th century.

"Many saints were called crazy...we can also have some modern saints in the Philippines like Pacquiao," said Bastes in a phone interview with reporters on Tuesday.

The prelate said he was very happy the world champion was heeding God's call and was becoming more detached from worldly pursuits.

"I like it. I approve of it 100 per cent. Maybe [it's] because of the prayers of his very devout mother. Every day she prays the rosary that Pacquiao will retire," said Bastes.

Marbel Bishop Dinualdo Gutierrez also praised Pacquiao for his decision. "He is a changed man, trying to be an obedient son of God our Father," he said in a separate phone interview.

Gutierrez said Pacquiao must obey God's message "soon."

Pacquiao revealed recently that he was seriously considering retirement after God appeared to him in a dream in January and told him to quit boxing. The eight-time world champion said God told him he had already made something of himself and it was getting "dangerous."

"He should really retire from boxing. In the Bible, God sometimes appeared to people in their dreams, so the result is very good for him," said Bastes.

The Catholic Church doesn't back the sport because of the danger it poses to the boxers, said Bastes.

"We in the Catholic Church, we consider boxing a bit immoral because many people have been killed because of [it]," he said.

Last month 21-year-old Filipino boxer Karlo Maquinto died from a blood clot in the brain following a bout in Caloocan City. He fell into a coma after the match in which he was knocked down twice but still won a majority decision against his opponent.

"So I commend Pacquiao. Let him forget about boxing and make him do other things. Let him become a governor, let him be a Bible ambassador, etc. Just let him forget boxing," said Bastes.

Earlier, Manila Auxiliary Bishop Broderick Pabillo revealed that Pacquiao had held a retreat for priests of the Marbel diocese in South Cotabato in his home on March 13.

The Catholic Bishops' Episcopal Commission on Biblical Apostolate has also invited the boxer to be its "Bible ambassador."

Klaro nga naay diperensya sa utok ning tawhana. Makahunahuna man lang pud tag lobotomy...