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Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 09:49:25 PM
basin pisot lang....pero dili tikalon?

mangangin ba diay ta.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:48:58 PM
aw nabali na diay karon

unsa man diay tawon imong ihi?  muriatic acid?

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 09:40:19 PM
Hmm, dili kaha siya ug si banana republic one and the same? 

hahaha!  layo ra sa kinumo.  maayog si  vito ug si bigyi.

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 09:35:26 PM
o...ang buwak kahis-an...

bougainvilla ba kay kahis-an.  orchids pod tawon uy.  

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 09:31:18 PM
He he, tikalon diay kag banana republic, Ms. Isle? Unya, pisot pud? 

di uy.  di tawon siya pareha nimo.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:30:04 PM
pwede diay ikadina nang imong ihi isle

aba, ikaw akong ipasabot uy.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:29:21 PM
wa man kuy hubon oi

naa uy.  mao bitaw nang nag-helmet ka.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:21:11 PM
hahaha, basin nakaihi pud ug dinagan

aw, kun patas-anay ug ihi ang hisgotan, champion gyod hinoon.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:13:55 PM
hahaha,haskang gahia siguro sa nawong

akong tuhod pareha kahumoka sa imong hubon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 08:56:09 PM
Ang hitsura nga dili tuhod ray payter... 

naturalmente.  kinahanglan maayo ug self-defense, hasta ang kumagko ug kumingking sa tiil kamao mangusi.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:54:42 PM
wa ko kahibaw ana bai, basin pero di ko sure,hahahha

pag-tsur uy. 

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 26, 2010, 08:52:13 PM
Ngano man Bay Vits mibati diay sya ug kalalaki sa una?   

unsaon man god, bai vhinz.  nisukol man god na siya nakog sinumbagay sa una.  kalimot siyang trained ko ni michelle yeoh.  da, nagkabuli-buli lagi siya, hihihi.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:46:33 PM
basin kadtong lalaki pa sya sa una  siguro

dangs, ever since, babaye gyod ko sa way pagduda, di sama ninjowww, mga blue-green ug dyugoh.

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 26, 2010, 08:44:34 PM
Nakasuway ka na diay Ms. Isles? Kinsa pod imong gi digahan sa ingon.

opkors.  unsaon, kini si banana republic, nakalimot mag hatag nako usa ka valentine's day.  siya na lay akong gitagaan.  maayo man kaayo kong mangluod, hehe.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:41:11 PM
unsa bai ang hitsura murag tuhod?

hayahayang tuhora diay sa?

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 08:39:59 PM
Aw, kadtong hitsuraa hinuon...

hitsurag flower arranger, dangs.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:24:31 PM
kamao ba diay ka  isles?

opkors.  kasajorn.  kamao man gani ko moliso ug tornilyo sa sink, kana pa ba kahang pag-arrange ug buwak sa otot-otot.

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on September 06, 2010, 02:19:02 PM
Why Women Don't Give Flowers to Men?

who says?  women do give flowers to men.

hinoon, ako pay mo-arrange sa vase.

uy vito.  unsa man na imong ngan nga vito andoline?  brand ba nag ointment para kagid, o italian ba na nga ngan ug mafia executioner?  (for obvious reasons, di na lang ko mangutana ni hubag ug unsa na iyang ngan.)

bow-wow-wow
come on my little master
come let's race
to see who swings the faster.

(breaker sa mga nagdiwalwal nga hubag ug vito.  ambot naunsa ba uroy ning duha.)

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 12:06:26 AM
ngano na man pod ni'ng naapil na man pod ko.....nga human na man ko nagparetoki....ugma pakit-on ka nako sa new-wave nga Bugsay...

wow!  bow na ko aning new-wave bugsay.  naistiran ang beauty ko.  giangin pa ang igsoong hubag.  retoki not necessary, bow.  bow-wow-wow.   

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 12:27:27 PM
nakakita na ko...gwapa ang kamot nga naggunit sa imong mamma mia...

salamat.  wa nang kamota retokiha.  kamot nag trabahante.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 07:39:59 PM
Nah, bilangkad ang resulta kon maohon... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
split type bai

asows.  kamo gyod.  mga berdeg utok.  pihing na uy.  pangutan-a pa si bugsay.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 07:42:26 PM
Kon gusto na pung gamiton, bisag wa pa mauga, hala bira... 

kanyahay ra nangangso imong agi, ajeje.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 07:33:41 PM
Dalang come here? 

ang pikas come here, ang pikas go there.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 04:01:57 PM
Bwahaha! Silingan as awhong, nga anak sa gawas as awho ug uhong!

He he, wa pa mahuman og panghingudto si Ms. Yungit, ay... 

hehe, yungit sang labaw ay.

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 03:55:24 PM
ig-agawg tagsa sa lampangasan?

hehe.  anak sa gawas uy.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 01:48:32 PM
Nitumay? Kauban sa pangay? 

binigsi 1:  nitumay?  wrong spelling na uy.  nitumaw na, hahaha!

Quote from: bugsay on September 25, 2010, 10:23:51 AM
nahulog sa atabay kay nagtimba og tubig kay giuhaw..

giuhaw man lag kog binasa ani nga thread kay makalingaw ang mga korokoto; moinom usa ko unya matulog aron di ko kahunahuna ug kinorokoto.

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 12:06:26 AM
ngano na man pod ni'ng naapil na man pod ko.....nga human na man ko nagparetoki....ugma pakit-on ka nako sa new-wave nga Bugsay...

mao bitaw nga gusto ni hubag nga mapareha nimo kay nagparetoki ka na.  siya wa pa.  

(OT:  uy, lakaw didto sa photo of your pets thread.  nitapot man ka dinhi sa beautiful pinay.  pakiguwapa gyod ka da.  galing ug mapareha kag nawong ani niya.  tan-aw didto namo ni mamma mia.  mas guwapa si mamma mia. )

Quote from: bugsay on September 25, 2010, 11:40:39 PM
sa laktod nga pagkasulti, bati ni siya'g nawong kay gi retoki man?

wa lang siya makontento.  kining baye, kun ang iyang nawong morag si julia roberts, mangambisyon pa gyod nga mapareha ni angelina jolie.  kun ang iyang nawong morag is oprah winfrey, mangambisyon pa gyod nga mapareha ni michelle obama.  kun morag si hubag, gusto pa gyod nga mamorag si bugsay.

25 september 2010, saturday.  i exercised my visiting rights with mamma mia.  we went to the beach.  it's fascinating how she has grown since i first saw her last september 4.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on September 25, 2010, 10:49:15 PM
She admitted on TV that she had them bumpers enlarged, not just enhanced.

guwapa gyod.  s.o.p. na man hinoon sa entertainment industry sa ato nga naa gyoy mga repair himoon, magamay o madako.  kini siya, gawas sa silicon-enlarged bumper, hasta ang ilong giayo.  opkors, artificial eyelashes kana, kanang gitawag nga eyelash extension.  unya, gibaga ang mascara.  evening make-up, obviously.

gahunahuna lang ko kun unsa na poy nahitabo sa atmosphere nganong ang tb nitumay ra man sa alas onse sa gabii diri.  magparokparok na pod ko, hehe.

tinuod gyod.  cute gyod.  buotan ug nawong ning wombat sa?  mababaye o mahayop, buotan gyod.

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 09:09:15 AM
[huhuhu...ang gulo....

magulo nga.  baka ang nagpost sa thread na ito na si slackware ay nagulo rin, akala niya siguro siya'y  tupperware. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 25, 2010, 07:47:52 AM
Ms. Bulol strikes again! Unsa guy "gidkan"? Bwahaha! 

ako, ms isles nahimong ms bulol?  unsay pagtuo nimo nako, pikoy?

Quote from: bugsay on September 24, 2010, 10:51:12 PM
aw..eh...abi man nako'g bahala nalang nagkulokulo ang garter, nya ang pikoy nalang ang hiktan aron perming naka attention.

likaye ang tentasyon, bai bugs.  ang pikoy nga hiktan permi mabulol.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 25, 2010, 07:42:18 AM
Acervate my posts are not, Ms. Isle, as I'm an apostle of the method of residues, and the only diaphanousnesses that beguile me are those that pretend to hide your blushing efflorescence.

what blasphemy accosts my gullible auricles, herr hubag, as you lay claim to being an apostle of some method when what is palpable is a hamlet-like method of madness in utter synecdoche.  

Quote from: Scarb on September 24, 2010, 09:07:21 PM
       

If you could sculpt one body part to perfection for next summer,
   what would it be?

Let me guess - six pack abs..!   

my count is eleven packs.  ugh.

uli mig 9:30.  hawasan gyod hinoon ko kay kanta bitaw ko sa videoke sa restaruant ug "where the boys are".  arang karaana.  maayo na lang ning maka-shock ta usahay, hehe.  way laing nakahibawo sa kanta.

japanese restaurant ang celebration.  six to a cottage.  puro sinugba.  una ka makakaon imo unang isugba sa grill sa taliwa sa lamesa.  paskang, ang akong agtang maoy naluto.

paita ning imbitaron tag birthday party nga kontra-gusto ta.  adto lang gihapon kay ikog kuno, ingon si banana.  alas 6 kuno.  6:15 mi niabot sa restaurant kay maikog mig mauna ra pag-ayo.  resulta:  wa pay tawo, 7:45 na gasugod.  daan pa lagi ko aning mga tawhana.

sa akong sapot, pag-abot sa celebrant, akong giingnan nga nauwaw mi kay wa pay host.  pahalang nga igo ba.

Quote from: Scarb on September 24, 2010, 09:37:21 PM
little bit of both 

di gyod 50-50?  20/20 vision kaha?

Quote from: bugsay on September 24, 2010, 11:10:34 PM

sige gyud diayg kinuanay nis scrabzy baby.....gigitik si akitch...ajeje..

sure ko mas gidkan si bai hubs ani.

Quote from: Scarb on September 24, 2010, 10:06:50 PM
Dli na wrong spelling woi..new na nga word power..or its called "combi. of words" 

Mora rapod nas Labnatz-love ug hilanatz..achtchie..! urgh§

dankethanks, scarbzy.  nadisapir gyod hinoon akong labnatz aning imong word powers.

Quote from: bugsay on September 24, 2010, 10:35:55 PM
unsay ipasabot nimo sa hubot-hubot....nga huboton nalang ang pikoy?

drawstring kun sa iningles pa.  mahadlok na man sad hinoon ko anig masayop ug binisaya kay nagtuo na ra ba ko nga lihero na ko, hehe.  nasipyat ra ba ko sa lain nga thread unya nadakpan dayon sa imong amigong nanghubag lang ang agi.    pasagdi na lang nang pikoy nga mouk-ok.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 24, 2010, 02:18:01 PM
Ah, the undertow persists, now marked with a dogged censoriousness that threatens to muddy the pellucid waters of cyberspace...  

dogged, indeed, but laudatory rather than censorious, knowing that the diaphanous streams of the internet highways and byways had been robbed of their innocence by virtue of your virtuous acervation.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 24, 2010, 02:56:52 PM
Unsa guy lampangasan, Ms. Isle. Morag imo mang gi-combine ang tampalasan ug lampingasan, bwahaha! 

Kon Scarbspeak pa, agik-ik, agak-ak, aguk-uk si Akitsch! 

di na lang ba diay ko ma-wrong spelling usahay?

Quote from: Scarb on September 24, 2010, 09:47:29 PM
Natakdan ko nimo nga hilig ka combi.-like lampasangan ug tampalasan ..sani ba to? whehehe

hahaha!  nagluha kog kinatawa nimo, scarbzy.  morag guilty ko ana da.  nabisto na pod ko nga di orig nga bisaya speaker.  duha na mong hubag nga nakabisto.  mga matecaong madre de cacao.

"panga, panga kaloy-i na
balik ning mga bukton koh..."

another kind of skylab2 or habal-habal... will this qualify?

Quote from: Scarb on September 24, 2010, 09:13:29 PM
Nagka labod² sa kastigo gyod to..dugay pa gapa alim..
  ug dli napod sya maka kab-ot sa macho de cacao
     ky gisirad-an and med.cabinet nya 

arang kaharvatan ba diay ning akong idol nga scarbzy
wa gyod tingali niy uwat sukad masukad
kay nasagol man tawon ang sebo de macho ug manteca de cacao.
o ganahan ra ba gyod lang kag macho laktod
nga gamanteca?

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 07:41:38 PM
...ug misamot kabudlat ang mata sa tambasakan... 

tambasakan ray nabudlat?  ang tawong lampangasan diay nga ang kilay gaidlat?

Quote from: Scarb on September 22, 2010, 07:20:23 PM
Nag huna² pod kos kanta nga My Darling Kordafing Spartybabes hee³

Mah darlin kordafing
Kahamiz sa imong aping
Ako nagtan-aw kanimo
Mihubag ang kalimutaw
Pakitaa kos imong anino
Ayaw nag pa antuza kining ultimo..lalala..

p.s: Sani bay "pangay" ha?

panga tingali ang pangay nga nakapyotan ug jatot, scarbzy.

o my darling, o my darling
o my darling kordafing
papaaka, papaaka
papaaka ko sa imong kiting.

                    - to the tune of "o my darling clementine"

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 20, 2010, 09:47:30 PM
Mag unsa na mag unsa na, ning kinabuhi'ng wala ka. Pangay intawn pasayloa balik intawn hain ka na?
Panga panga kaloya na. Balik ning mga bukton ko. Gi handong ka gi handong ka gi hidlaw na intawn ako.
Mag unsa na mag unsa na, ning kinabuhi wala ka. Panda intawn pasayloa balika intawn hain ka na?

(Sung to the melody of MITULO NA)

....beautiful song. 

cute!  from someone like lorenz who is trying to assimilate and get a feel of the visayan language, this attempt is touching.  honest.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 23, 2010, 02:41:45 AM
I'm so sorry to hear that, Isles. There there, hey, at least you still have 23 cats that love you, and a family too!
Keep on smiling.

thanks, lorenz.

Quote from: bugsay on September 24, 2010, 10:47:52 AM
wa na koy underware....hehehe..

bitaw good for two weeks....way labot to'ng nagkulokulo na ang garter..

wa na pod tingaliy underwearan.

bitaw, di bale ang garter nga nagkulokulo; mahimo patahian na lang ug hubot-hubot.  (mabalik na sad ta ani sa thread nga sako sa harina ang underwear? )

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 24, 2010, 09:51:53 AM
Hmm. I can feel the subtle feminine undertow of your supposedly sarcastic utterance...

the undertow of my utterance is certainly feminine, but what about those whose underwears you've taken as trophies?

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 01:10:43 PM
American gives $8m to wombat rescuers

Updated September 21, 2010 11:25:00





http://www.abc.net.au

ka-cute, ka-cute, ka-cute!  his kind is worth the donation.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 01:14:09 PM
Just as a coconut is not a nut, a wombat is not a bat. Sorry, TB bat fanciers...

is it a wom, then, aherm, or a WOMan?

When passing in front of Robespierre's house, on the way to the guillotine, Danton rose from his fatal seat, turned toward Robespierre's house and said, "You will follow us shortly. Your house shall be beaten down and sowed with salt."  Not content with seeing his enemies pass his house, Robespierre followed them to the place of execution.

At the foot of the scaffold, Danton exclaimed, "Oh my wife, my well-beloved, I shall never see thee more." And, interrupting himself, he said, "Danton no weakness!"(60) His last moments were best described by an eyewitness:

Terrible picture!  Time will never erase it from my memory.  I perfectly comprehend the feeling which inspired Danton to utter his last words, those terrible words, that I could not hear, but which were repeated to me in trembling horror and admiration.  'Do not forget, above all,' he said to the executioner, 'do not forget to show my head to the people; it is good to look at.'

The executioner obeyed him and showed Danton's head on all four sides of the scaffold.  At the age of thirty-four, Danton died.  For five years Danton had been the champion of the Revolution, but the forces of Robespierre had given Danton the image of a traitor.

Even if Robespierre's joy was complete at the very moment when Danton's head fell, he is said by some mechanical instinct to have put his hand to his neck, as if to make sure that his head was on his shoulders.  Since Danton's head had fallen, Robespierre was making no mistake in believing that his life was now, more than ever, in danger.

            -Aaron D. Purcell, Danton Versus Robespierre: The Quest for Revolutionary Power

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 24, 2010, 11:28:29 AM
We must smother the internal and external enemies of the Republic or perish with it; now in this situation, the first maxim of your policy ought to be to lead the people by reason and the people's enemies by terror.

and thus did robespierre smother his rivals to power.  what a principle on morality.

Revolutions eat their children; ask Robespierre, Trotsky and Liberia's Charles Taylor.  And South Africa is certainly no exception.  The lust for more power and money brings even the most self-righteous to a fall.  Yesterday's terrorist is today's freedom fighter.  It was never about democracy, only unadulterated power. (Albert Brenner, Revolutions Eat Their Children)

quotations on the french revolution of 1789-1799:

Citizens, we have reason to fear that the Revolution, like Saturn, will successively devour all its children, and finally produce despotism, with the calamities that accompany it. 
(Original French: Citoyens, il est à craindre que la révolution, comme Saturne, ne dévore successivement tous ses enfants et n’engendre enfin le despotisme avec les calamités qui l’accompagnent. )
         
          -Pierre Victurnien Vergniaud, 1753â€"1793, lawyer/statesman, a significant figure of the french revolution, guillotined 1793


Revolution is like Saturn, it devours its own children.
(Original German: Die Revolution ist wie Saturn, sie frißt ihre eignen Kinder.)
         
          -Georg Büchner,1813â€"1837, German dramatist, Danton’s Death, Act I (1835)


more:

The consequences of things are not always proportionate to the apparent magnitude of those events that have produced them. Thus the American Revolution, from which little was expected, produced much; but the French Revolution, from which much was expected, produced little.
     
          -Charles Caleb Colton, 1780-1832, English cleric


The French Revolution is the ultimate modernist statement.  Destroy everything.  Don't build on the past.  There is no past.

          -John Corigliano, 1938, American composer


The French Revolution gave birth to no artists but only to a great journalist, Desmoulins, and to an under-the-counter writer, Sade.  The only poet of the times was the guillotine.
         
          -Albert Camus, 1913-1960, French Algerian philosopher and author


the best:

It is too soon to say.

          -Zhou Enlai, 1898-1976, first PROC premier, when asked what he thought of the French Revolution of 1789, as quoted in Simon Schama's book Citizens: A Chronicle of the French Revolution (1989)

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 23, 2010, 02:13:20 AM
Robespierre and Marat literally died for the revolution, whose contribution is unquestionable in regards to the transformation of France from a backward Absolutist Monarchy into the present French Republic, which later exported the same revolutionary idealism throughout continental Europe.
 

i wouldn't deign to conclude that they died for the revolution as martyrs do.  it looks like they died also because of their power struggle.

"Robespierre's most serious rival was Danton.  During the Revolution Danton was seen by many as an alternative to Robespierre.  Danton had been in power two times during the Revolution.  First, he was made Minister of Justice in the interim government that succeeded the destruction of the monarchy, and secondly, as one of the original members of the first Committee of Public Safety.  He had extensive friendships, a considerable personal following and unimpeachable Revolutionary credentials.

Of all the men in the Revolution, Danton was undoubtedly the most admired by the public.  The fact that such a man as Danton could be overthrown by the ruses and guile of Robespierre filled the National Convention with terror.  No one could perceive himself free from accusation.

Robespierre was a man full of pride and cunning, and an envious and vindictive being who surmounted obstacles and circumstances most appalling.  His steadiness and control helped him ascend to the Committee of Public Safety, where he openly aspired to tyranny and dictatorship.   Robespierre had always feared Danton, because he was the only rival who angered and annoyed him.  Robespierre, with the ability or luck to preserve his own popularity, seized the moment to destroy Danton, but in reality he destroyed himself."

-(Aaron D. Purcell, Danton vs. Robespierre: The Quest for Revolutionary Power)

di lang kuno tawo ang buayahon kun ang gipasabot ni raqz ang akong basihan.  hasta mga pets sa balay.  napasahan mig iro sa una kay naguol ang unang gitagaan nga mamatay lang sa ilaha kay buayahon kuno ang ilang unang iro.  bisan unsang iroa ang ilang idugang sa ilaha, mamatay gyod kuno bisan unsaon nilag adto sa vet aron patambalan.     

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 24, 2010, 08:34:09 AM
Dia ra ikaw, ay...

medyo, di pod ing-ana and kolor sa akong buhok, di ing-ana kagamya akong youngest, ug itom pa gyod akong computer.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 24, 2010, 08:16:21 AM
Underwears for own use or underwears acquired as trophies? 

i'm more interested in the number of male underwears you have acquired as trophies.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 06:53:56 PM
Bugtö² nga utnga adto iatol sa paghulbot sa alho... 

alho patugag hulbot bisan way lusong.

maayo pay wa na lay tutbrasay.  way tagalog-tagalog, wa pa gyoy hilakay.

a margarito for margarita!



love,

count dracula

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 23, 2010, 01:02:38 AM
My suggestion magpabunyag usa ka sa among Guro si Bay Hubs,  dayon orientation kay super Ms. Isles para sa dugang nga mga impormasyon.

Bunyagi Bay Hubs

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 11:59:19 AM
He he, unahon nato ang orientation ni Ms. Isle, Bay Vhinz, kay lisod kon nabunyagan na unya mo back out... 

orientation here, then.  these modules are mere introductions.  for a more in-depth guide, there's a thread somewhere whose title i have forgotten.  it could guide you, dismen.  just take a trip through tb's massive landscape and you may just visit it by chance.  (take time to visit the posts of lorenzo et al for spiritual reinforcement.  you may just need it after hubag had baptized you.)     

orientation module 1:  ang tb morag kalasangan, aron ka makalahotay pagdala ug hinagiban.

orientation module 2:  use any language in your posts, at your own risk.  go the extra mile.  take the risk. 
                              you are a new person, right?

orientation module 3:  learn as you go along.  you may as yet discover that tb's netizens range from the ridiculous
                              to the sublime, from the nuts to the bolts (whatever that means).

orientation module 4:  paghinay nila ni vhinz, hubag, bugsay ug vito andoline.  kun babaye ka, nga maoy akong
                              banabana, magpaulitawo-ulitawo dayon ning mga opawa nga nangapo na.  (example: 
                              kanang mga avatar ni vhinz ug ni bugsay sila na, 20 years ago.)

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 03:24:06 PM
Kini pud, kaluoy sa bata! 

self-portrait, bai hubs?  opaw-opaw na man god.  tungod tingali sa ka-addict sa internet, wa na malabhi ang kawo.

Quote from: bugsay on September 23, 2010, 12:17:26 PM
hehehe...anad baya sab ko'ng matulog nga naay iring nagpatong sa akong tiyan....pero noon 'yon.....karon?...

kwaknit na karon.  morag promoted diay ka da.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 23, 2010, 11:52:40 AM
The question that I ask you, my dear Isles, is this: Are You an internet addict?

Come now, sit a while as we talk it over a cup of Colombian coffee.

great coffee, thanks.  now i'm addicted to it.

as for internet addiction, no.  not yet, though i hope i never get to reach that point.

1.  my computer knowledge at best is only half-literate

2.  i can't sit for long in front of the screen because of my bad back

3.  my children's names are church-based but technologically-challenged (raphael, angeli, etc.)

4.  i have no facebook account (afraid!) or any other account for that matter except yahoo mail, which i
    hardly open

5.  i don't trust everything that i read on the internet (i still have the habit of cross-checking data with
     books; how medieval!)

6.  i may log-in to tb and forget that i am logged-in as i go about my daily chores

7.  i never wake up at 3:00 a.m. when i'm asleep, but i can stay awake until 3:00 a.m.

8.  i may have stayed in college longer but it was only because i hated biology (why couldn't i pass the
    subject without dissecting a frog, which i couldn't stand?) 

9.  i couldn't for the life of me understand what a 2400-baud modems is or its difference from a 50-watt
     bulb or my left foot

10. i know the name lorenzo is not some anti-virus program

(gtg!  see you later.  thanks again for the columbian-cum-drug-cartel coffee.) 

Quote from: bugsay on September 22, 2010, 10:39:28 PM
kasagaran murag lami sa hopia nga dunay itlog sa tunga....mao nay traditional gyud nila nga mooncake...pero karon ning evolve na man sab...daghan na po'ng style.


okies....i know nga ang dakong iring sungkaban nagsige na'g "meowrkkkkkkkk"........

hehe, the next day na karon:

morag ang imong gikaon nga mooncake exotic na diay ang style.  giapilan na ug kubal ug pangagod sa intsik.  mamordz, wow!

ang dakong iring sungkaban dugay ra intawong nag-zzzzzzzzz gabii no? 

(hahaaay, pito ka iring nagpuyo sa balcony, puro tawon homeless.  unom na ang nia sa sulod sa balay.  di na kaya nga pasudlon pa sila.  maayo na lang kay mga lagsik sila, di pareha aning gipasulod nga puro masakiton.  nia ka pa diri, tagaan gyod ta kag tulo, at the point of a gun.  bahalag pakan-on nimog mooncake.)

kakuyaw.  hinaot unta nga di lang maapil ug kapokan ang mga inosente.  my idol miriam santiago i believe will not make this public if she had no real basis. 

motuo ko ani, puwera sa ubang gipangnganlan nga uroy kun inosente.  naa miy silingan sa cebu nga military man assigned sa luzon.  colonel kuno siya nga pma graduate.  sa usa ka subdivision christmas party mi nagkahimamat. 

nangutana ko niya kun kinsay iyang ka-batch o kun kaila ba siya ni charly holganza, atong bol-anon nga general, ug uban pang akong kaila nga pma-er.  di man kuno niya makaila tanan kay di man kuno niya ka-batch.  mahimo ba diay na nga sa pma makaila man gyod ka sa mga ngan sa imong mga mistah bisan di mo ka-batch.  nagduda na ko nga peke siya nga pma-er.

the clincher:  pilay suweldo ug colonel, kun colonel man galing siya?  around 30k/month man tingali.  dugangan na lang natog allowances.  bisan pa, di gyod ka maka-afford ug 1.3m cash nga mopalit ug balay.  duha pa, gasunod.  kaming tanang silingan nagduda nga jueteng money nang iyaha. 

mahibong man god ang mga silingan kay binolsita ang kuwarta nga dad-on sa iyang asawa nga tig-gym.  walang patawad pa gyod kun mangaway ug silingan, makamenos sa mangutang, mao nga naintrigahan.  paskang dimalasa.  bol-anon ning asawaha. 

Quote from: bugsay on September 22, 2010, 10:20:37 PM

sum-ol pas ato'ng biko ning ilang mooncake.....tilaw ra gud...may'pa'y pandesal ani kay kahurot pa ko'g baynte ka buok bastag naa'y init nga kapi...

mora diay nag pig pie (sa cebu) o fig pie (sa luzon) kasum-ola.

ayo-ayog kaon diha.  gtg.  time to sleep.  awaton sa nako ang mga iring nga nag-away sa balcony.

p.s. wa na ka kaabot ni scarbzy ug ni hubag.  unsaon, gituman man ang mooncake aron maka-moonwalk.        

Quote from: bugsay on September 22, 2010, 10:07:55 PM
samot, k ra gihapon kay pihing...

makaluag ug tornilyo.

(nahurot na imong mooncake?)

Quote from: bugsay on September 22, 2010, 10:01:57 PM
nakkkz...la blema kay opaw na'ng daan... ..

maka-eskinado pa gyod ug ulo.

Quote from: bugsay on September 22, 2010, 09:48:01 PM
...didto kos usa ka Pinoy nga duol diri sa balay....la work kay holiday diri sa china sa ilang mid-autumn festival.....
grabeng tawo's kalibutan...

dia naghabhab na ko'g mooncake.....di ko manghatag...

di ko mangayo.  maka-opaw nang mooncake.

hilaw nga anduhaw gisawsaw sa taeg kabaw

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 08:15:50 PM
Taym sa. Di ba nearsighted ang kwaknit? 

suma ba?

Quote from: bugsay on September 22, 2010, 09:32:02 PM
hehehe...ang porma mura gyu'g ako...pero ang patos og t-shirt la koy ingon ana basta'g puti....maglikay ko ana nga color kay basin ingnon ko'g naay sapatos ug sinina nga nagdagan  ?...

aw, kaayo ra ana.  the invisible man. 

bakit ngayon ka lang?  (mora man nig kanta.)  gapid-ok pid-ok na hinoon akong computer.  morag mawagtang na pod tingali ning tb anytime sa akong screen da.

gwapo kag silya, hehe.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 22, 2010, 11:18:46 AM
Isles, there is beauty in how truly refined your mind is, and the examples you give. I will acquiesce to your lesson with a big smile on my face. And a smile to you.

 

Quote from: Scarb on September 22, 2010, 07:20:23 PM
Nag huna² pod kos kanta nga My Darling Kordafing Spartybabes hee³

Mah darlin kordafing
Kahamiz sa imong aping
Ako nagtan-aw kanimo
Mihubag ang kalimutaw
Pakitaa kos imong anino
Ayaw nag pa antuza kining ultimo..lalala..

p.s: Sani bay "pangay" ha?

unsa may tono ani, scarbzy?  tingalig imo ning gikutlo gikan sa composition ni wagner?

Quote from: Dismen4Sykes on September 22, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
Hi,friend
I am a new person. suggest me what can I do now.

hi, dismen.  so what were you before?  welcome, whatever you are now.

Quote from: Scarb on September 22, 2010, 07:33:23 PM
Aha mikonzulta pa ni Ms.MP..? hala..

tungha na, bugs.  mating pa, wa lang god tay uwaw-uwaw.  kita ra bitaw.  we want to know the secret of your design.

yeheeey, none of the above.  kana tungod kay wa nay mogrado nako sa academics ug sports.  syalan ba, di na lang ba diay ko moundang ug eskwela?

hinoon, taas kog grado sa reading eyeglasses.  mahimo kog way regular eyeglasses pero tungod kay wa pa mauso ang awto nga naay grado ang windshield, di ko mosukol ug drive kun di ko mogamit ug eyeglasses kay di ko mosalig sa akong pagsukod sa distansya.   brown ug violet nga graded shades kun day driving ug ordinary eyeglasses kun night driving and akong gamiton. 

p.s.  basta mogamit pag eye make-up, di pa gyod daot ang mata.  anha na kun ang eye make-up adto na motugpa sa ilong.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 06:21:52 PM
He he, dia ra si Bay Bugsay, ay, nag-Tb while sitting on his self-designed chair...

angayan sa iyahang self-designed nga trono.  kuwang lag tupi gamay pero okay lang kay natabonan man pod ang hubon. 

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 22, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
adik adik tsoy tsoy gid sabu sabu

adik adik jane jane gid kag tus tus.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 20, 2010, 09:47:30 PM
Mag unsa na mag unsa na, ning kinabuhi'ng wala ka. Pangay intawn pasayloa balik intawn hain ka na?
Panga panga kaloya na. Balik ning mga bukton ko. Gi handong ka gi handong ka gi hidlaw na intawn ako.
Mag unsa na mag unsa na, ning kinabuhi wala ka. Panda intawn pasayloa balika intawn hain ka na?

(Sung to the melody of MITULO NA)

....beautiful song. 

what can i do, what can i do
my life means nothing without you
forgive me darling if i'm wrong
come back to me where you belong...
       
                               -iningles nga sumpay sa bisayang kanta nga 'mitulo na' ni max surban
   

Quote from: Scarb on September 22, 2010, 05:29:35 PM
Ahoi dli pa ko ma rehab ky "none of the above" pa man ako status ron? 

hehe, di diay moadto sa wc si miga scarbzy at 3 a.m. 

(kining istoryaha, makahunahuna na pod to si hubag ug bugsay nga tingali si scarbzy baby anha la lang sa banig maningihi.  o kaha sa iyang botaka.)

sa tinuod lang nga istorya, wa na diha ang unod, ma-bantiyong man o ma-tawo.  mao nga gipulihan na lang ug bakanteng bantiyong aron ingnon.  nailad si lola.

(OT:  ako ba kahang computer ang tingkagol nga di na man ko makagamit ug smileys ug ubang pakulo sama sa italics?)

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 05:22:41 PM
He he, dili pa diay ko addict, kay di man ko mo-check sa akong e-mail, sa Tubag Bohol ra... 

naa diay kay mga anak nga si eudora, mozilla, dotcom, ug tubagbohol nga gianggaan ug t-bugs?

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 22, 2010, 05:10:43 PM
ang verbal sang mga makaayo gid ngag og mga tambal sang mga arboraryo kag ginagamit gamit

daw tinuod gid kana.  ang verbal mao gatutho-tutho sang imong hubon daw jamjam kag wiris-wiris.

Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the Net

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. The last mate you picked up was a JPEG.

1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem.

                                                                              -John Suler, The Psychology of Cyberspace

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 04:46:29 PM
He he, sama sa mga male gynecologist nga dili maggwantes? 

na, lupig gyod ang male gynecologist nga way kamot.

ang ariyos dili fancy. 

ang pulseras fancy.

ang pilok eyelash extender, fancy in other words.  good for 3 months only.  matangtang na ug hinay-hinay, apil pa ang tinuod pilok usahay.

hinaot unta nga di siya pustiso.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2010, 06:34:54 AM
He he, I was just being dogmatic, my catatonic friend...

that makes both of us instamatic.

mao nga sunod, kun gusto nimong mangutang, bai hubs, di na sapayan nga dad-on pa nimo sa sinehan.  diretso na lag sulti kun pila ang imong gikinahanglan.