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He he, cool... 

He he, charmed jamo si Ondoy...

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 25, 2012, 01:24:38 AM
hahaha sigoro favorite spot ni Bai Chris ang Candijay

Basin nadisgrasya siya didtong dapita, o kaha nabasted og taga didto...

Quote from: enadespinosa on March 25, 2012, 03:35:36 AM
gawas nga romantic, buotan jud ang boholano basta pure nga boholano ha.

He he, ang half-half lang diay, Bay Nads, medyo maypagkabilyako?

Kalamay earrings, nindot pud. Pwede gani actual size...

He he, maayo bitaw diay naay local versions--shakoy earrings, binangkal earrings, cuchinta earrings, ug unsa pa diha...

Anti-Noynoying...

Noynoying to the max...

TB girls, pili lang mo...

He he, hayan sundan pud sa lamok-lamok...

Quote from: islander on March 14, 2012, 12:58:34 AM
ang private hospitals sa ato (or sa cebu, specifically, kay wa ko kahibawo sa ubang dapit) nitagam man god pod kay di pod baya sila kawad-an ug mga abtik nga pasyente, mokalit rag kahanaw way bayad-bayad, kalma nga mogawas sa hospital, anamon ug dala ang mga butang aron di klaro.  matian pod ang mga suweldo sa staff ug maintenance sa hospital. 

Hmm, 1-2-3 diay? Abi nakog sa inom ra ni nga taktika...

All-natural... 

He he... 

He he, way sukod sa bawos...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 05:55:16 PM
usa ra gyoy akong masulti sa mga under de saya: i-ban ang saya sa balay.

Hmm, sila na lang kahay sul-ob sa saya?

Wa na kahuwat ning usa, ay...

Maayo untag di sila mag-ilogay samtang naa pay taga ang isda...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 05:42:17 PM
naa say uban ipaputol na lang kay sagabal kaayo sa ilang kaguwapa.

Unya, ipaibot pud ang bungot?

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 05:48:45 PM
si fr chic tong red and yellow shorts, telling lorenz to shorten his lecture kay maluto na unya sa suka ang kinilaw nga bolinaw nga ganina rang gi-prepare.  

He he, mabugnaw na pud unya ang inanag nga bunga sa corn tree...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 05:48:45 PM
in the picture, natabonan niya si bugsay nga red ug shorts, red being bugsay's favorite color.

Sayang nga natabonan si Bay Bugs, di hinuon makita nga naggakos siya sa iyang gusbat na nga security pillow...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 05:48:45 PM
ang blue striped shorts si hubag, nagtabon-tabon sa iyang dunggan. 

Gitukoran ra nako ang akong nawong, oi, ug sa matag karon ug unya magsagpa-sagpa sa kaugalingon aron di mahinanok...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 05:48:45 PM
ang naay ribbon kay si yours truly.

Oi, mora man nig si Atty. Aguirre nga nagsampong sa dunggan tungod sa tagling nga tingog ni Miriamprag...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 05:48:45 PM
si lorenz, opkors.  nag-lecture bahin ug dichotomy of urologism ang ufologism.

Hmm, di ba diha pud toy lecture on the etiology of the dichotomous paradigms of pedagogy?

Quote from: chicogon on August 29, 2011, 02:16:23 PM
Gihimo nang kilawin sa mga Hapon... giapil ug linya sa mga sushi ang tabugok 

Sumsom na pud...

Hmm, hain na man ning pipila ka newbies, este, students diri? Gianod sa sulog sa kalimot?

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 05:13:05 PM
opkors not.  ikaw gyod.  he's a noynoying cat yogi.

Hmm, mora man gud og nituskig.

Na hala, kini na lang kay more natural...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 06:00:09 PM
gi-photoshop ang pool.  kanang naa sa tuo nga morag naglupad si hubag tuod na, namoso.  ang original man god ani nga pool before gipanamastamasan ug photoshop kay inodoro.

Unsaon gud na nga mahimong ako nga igwad man jamo nag lubot...

Saturday, March 24, 2012


DUNAY nakuhang suicide note nga sinulat sa pinulongang Nihongo gikan sa Hapon nga nakaplagang patay sa bakanteng luna atubangan sa Kingdom Hall of Jehovahs Witness didto sa Diho Subdivision, Barangay Cabantian, Buhangin District, siyudad sa Davao niadtong Biyernes.

Nasayran nga ang tinuod nga pangalan sa biktima mao si Yusuke Osawa Kobayashi, 48, lumad nga taga Yokohama, Japan ug nagpuyo sa #159, Almond Street, Phase 7, Ecoland Subdivision.

Sa imbestigasyon nga gilusad sa Buhangin Police Station, nasayran nga milakaw ang biktima sa iyang balay niadtong Marso 20 ug miadto sa iyang kanhi balay usab didto sa Bacahoa Village, Barangay Cabantian, Buhangin.

Sumala pa nga alas 9:00 sa buntag niadtong Huwebes, nakig-inom ang biktima sa iyang bayaw nga si Jeoffrey Maravillas.

Apan alas 5:00 sa hapon sa maong adlaw, milakaw na sab ang Hapon sa wala masayring lugar.

Pagka-alas 6:00 sa gabii niadtong Huwebes, nakit-an ni Ricardo Plantar ang biktima nga naglakaw padulong sa bakanteng luna atubangan sa simbahan sa Jehovahs Witness didto sa Barangay Cabantian nga mora og wala sa kaugalingon.

Pipila ka minuto ang milabay, nakadungog ang mga molupyo sa maong lugar og usa ka buto sa pusil nga wala usab nila panumbalinga.

Alas 5:00 sa buntag niadtong Biyernes, nakaplagan na lang ang patay'ng lawas sa biktima nga nagbuy-od sa bakanteng luna ug adunay samad pinusilan sa tuong bahin sa ulo.

Nasayran usab nga dunay gitunol nga sulat ang biktima sa kanhi niyang katabang nga si Rowena Moralla nga gihatag usab sa katabang sa ugangan sa biktima nga si Carmelita Maravillas pipila ka minuto una milakaw ang Hapon.

Ang maong sulat giingong mao ang suicide note sa biktima nga gihubad sa iyang asawa nga si Marites Kobayashi.

Ang suicide note naa karon PNP Crime Laboratory aron nga matandi ang pirma sa pasaporte sa biktima. (Blue Cordero)

Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Davao Marso 25, 2012.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 19, 2012, 05:57:11 PM
sa ato pa ang babaye nga nagger ug tagawtawan mao na ang guitar kuwang ug kwerdas ug kuwang sa angay?

Basin factory defect lang...

Hmm, Mad Mel na diay ni ron...

Quote from: islander on March 23, 2012, 02:49:45 PM
it was composed in the 1930s by ilonggo poet augorio abeto.  the abeto family name is certainly ilonggo.  this is the first time i came across a name like augorio. 

Aw, mao tingali ni ang origin sa term ni Bugsay nga goryo-goryo...

Tsaynis Balingsyanhon dialect man ni...

Dali ra gutomon kay kapila man gud mag anti-prostate cancer kada adlaw...

Quote from: bugsay on March 24, 2012, 11:33:19 AM
ang mga kanahan ay......hajo-a jamo'g naabtan..

Siging tujok-tujok pero usa ray padulngan...

Quote from: chicogon on March 24, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Di tingale kay LAYO BAY 

Gawas pa, LAAY, BOY...

Quote from: bugsay on March 24, 2012, 11:18:06 AM
wa'y lami kon sa bentana gyud ka motan-aw....dili thriliing......
mas nindot kon naghimo gyud ug buho...

He he, maalamong mga pulong nga giluwatan sa usa ka beterano...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 11:55:06 AM
dili tanang laki sapjot ug lobot uy, say mo.

Hmm, ar yu syur? Now pa ko...

Quote from: chicogon on March 24, 2012, 10:20:48 AM
Na impluwensyhan kaayo ni Ma'm 

Nanghinaot tingali nga ma-hire pud...

Quote from: bugsay on March 24, 2012, 09:50:52 AM
inig tubag adto tawhana, moingon sab to nga "si maam lindy man na".....nyahahha

Bwahaha! Kini laging absenot!

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 24, 2012, 12:02:13 PM
Sexy.

He he, mao ba? Sexyhan ka ani? Hmm...

Quote from: chicogon on March 24, 2012, 10:19:10 AM
Maoy nikuha sa piktyur 

Pinaigwad ang lubot samtang gakokak, este, gakodak?

People have been tossing coins to settle arguments for as long as coins have existed (or arguments, whichever came later). The Greeks did it, the Romans did it -- hell, the British still flip a coin to decide an election when there's a draw.

Coin tossing is used in numerous contexts (from sport matches to deciding who gets to pick the pizza toppings) because it's a simple, reliable way to choose between two options where each side has the exact same chance of winning. It's like asking God himself to make the decision for you when you can't be bothered to do it yourself.

How to Win:

Well, apparently God isn't as unbiased as we like to think. It turns out that a coin is always more likely to land on the side that's facing up when you flip it (and you should bet accordingly). Why? Because physics, that's why.

A group of researchers at Stanford University calculated the exact odds of a flipped coin landing on either side, and it turns out that there's a 2 percent discrepancy between the two: 51 percent for the side that's facing up versus 49 percent for the side facing down. They achieved this by building a coin-tossing machine, filming it in slow motion with special cameras and carefully analyzing the results.

The reason for the discrepancy is actually pretty simple. Let's say you flip a coin with heads facing up. As it turns in the air, heads will be facing up as many or more times as tails, but never less. Tails, on the other hand, will be facing up as many or fewer times as heads, but never more (since it didn't start out that way). This accounts for the 2 percent difference, which may not seem like a lot to you right now, but try not to drive yourself crazy thinking about it when you're trying to decide something by tossing a coin. By picking the side with more probabilities, you're practically making a decision already.

So maybe you'll end up spinning a coin on its edge ... which is even more biased to one side, it turns out. According to the same study, when you spin a coin, most of the time it will land with the heavier side down. Since heads usually has more s*** on it than tails, some coins can land on tails 80 percent of the time. -- http://www.cracked.com/

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 12:19:27 PM
we have some of the world's best medical practitioners, but so far thailand, singapore and india still beat us in medical tourism.  heaven forbid that we end up with a reputation as a good source of human organs for transplants, like india.

I hope we are not yet there, and never will be...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 12:04:43 PM
no question.  it's unethical.  i shudder at the thought that healthy people from poor countries are kidnapped and killed for their spare parts.  unsa man tawon ni sila, unsa man tawon ta, auto?  maayo pa gani ang auto kay di patyon.         

Side effect ra kuno ang pagpatay...

Quote from: chicogon on March 24, 2012, 10:17:38 AM
Y man tourism tawag ani? Tourist diay ang pasyente hehehe 

Hmm,pwede pud and donor maoy himoong tourist...

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 24, 2012, 11:56:06 AM
hehehe, then again, there are women who find bald men sexy.

so okay ra pod diay.

OK ang opaw kay way gasto sa shampoo. Hinuon, dali rang mahurot ang facial wash...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 12:29:38 PM
to those who rue their thinning hair or increasing foreheads... ari mo nako.  mahal sa belo clinic.  kun ari mo nako, gratis et amore, daghan kog balhibo sa mga iring nga nangataktak.  sayon ra i-glue sa inyong mga ulo.

Hmm, balhibo lang kaha nimo nga nagataktak...

Quote from: bugsay on March 24, 2012, 09:32:26 AM
daghan bitaw gwapa ang mga insik...or na enhance and beauty tungod kay puti....pero mas mo gimok ang unod kon makakita ug pinay nga gwapa nya morena..

He he, tuo na lang ta. Klarong aron ingon nga wa siya maenganyo sa mga Tsaynis byuti sa iyang palibot...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 24, 2012, 03:34:01 PM
Women don't bathe everyday:

Not all women bathe everyday, no matter how much they profess cleanliness and hygiene. They rely on deodorants and perfumes to smell good.

Bwahaha! Bantog rang manimahong mawos nga ginamos nga taga sa Balingsya!

Others

-Women worry about their looks while having sex

-Women love to bargain, even if they don't like the buy

-Around seventy per cent women would rather have chocolate than sex

-Women don't like another woman to wear the same dress

-Women mature much faster than men

-Women can spend a whole day before the mirror

-Women don't need sex as often as men do. Sex is more about emotions for women.

Biben Laikhuram Mar 5, 2012, 12.00AM IST
http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/

After sex women still love to be kissed:

Men always feel tired and prefer to sleep after sex, but women don't. They like to talk, fool around, and kiss each other. For a great relationship, men should take note of this.

Why women love TV serials/Soap operas so much:

We know most of the TV serials look so stupid and funny but women still love them. Probably they just want to feel that there are people worse off than them.

Women eat a hell lot:

When men are around, women act like they eat too little. But when left alone she can polish off a full size pizza. Now, we know why women always talk about food and recipes.

Women don't bathe everyday:

Not all women bathe everyday, no matter how much they profess cleanliness and hygiene. They rely on deodorants and perfumes to smell good.

Women never have anything to wear:

Give them thousands of bucks; they can spend the whole sum on shopping. And still complain that they haven't got anything to wear. The fact is that most of the clothes or accessories in their closets are either one-time-wear or not even that.

Women always carry their handbags around:

Men must have not noticed this, but women always carry their handbags or purses. They feel awkward if they don't carry anything in their hands. And we really don't know what they have inside their bags!

Women are psychologically and physically different from men. They hide age, weight, feelings, qualities, and do things that men have never thought of doing. On that note, we explore some funny, weird facts about women that are lesser-known.

We all know women are pretty, soft, sexy, and attractive but have you ever imagined another side to them, a slightly unkempt one at that? Actually, women can be quite crazy; they are capable of doing things that make men go red in the face such as faking orgasm, preferring chocolates over sex and the list is endless.

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 02:17:15 PM
4. Men are very confident people.  My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team.  If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.



Suya lang tingali ang mga baje of the fact that men are humble enough to be passionate about things outside the confines of the self...

Quote from: bugsay on March 24, 2012, 11:19:40 AM
wala ma'y nakasulat...

He he, way naka soo lat
Kay ang gitan-aw bee lat...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 12:51:05 PM
it looks like hubag has a different take on toilet paper.  considering the length of the hair, i wouldn't be surprised if the woman with a kilometric crowning glory would find it a convenient mobile toilet paper.   

Apparently, you're talking about what you feel like you miss the opportunity doing...

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 24, 2012, 12:07:06 PM
Mo angay kag long hair, eh ?

For hair growing on the head, yes. Otherwise, hell, no...

Quote from: islander on March 24, 2012, 01:30:03 PM
tblander catcating...

Hmm, mora man tawon nig Noynoying for good...

Cloning the End of Transplant Tourism?

On January 15, 2008, the first cloned rat heart started beating on it's own outside of any body. The heart was created using the aid of stem cells and beats at 2% the capacity of a normal rat heart. Still, the fact it beats at all without any help is a spectacular discovery. It's not to much to think that in the future human organs may be able to be grown in the laboratory and kept on stock for whoever may need a replacement part. If this happens then there will be no need for donors or transplant tourism. Everyone would theoretically be treated equally as for the first time we'd have an abundance of organs to go around.

The Social Ramifications

Many people are turned down every year for organ transplants because they are a bad risk. These people often turn to desperate means to secure an organ. Where this is money there is always a way. In cases where there is only one organ in the human body to be donated (for instance the heart) the donor must die to give the organ. In the United States and other first world countries this is only done when an individual is either dying or completely brain dead with no hope of recovery. In a less fortunate country people could be kidnapped and killed for their organs, or taken to be vivisected as payment for bets gone bad. The death of innocents is usually condemned as rumor but it's hard to say that it isn't true when peasants routinely disappear in areas where organ agents are searching for fresh meat.

The poor often voluntarily give up an organ such as a kidney after being promised money. Rarely do they actually get any money and because the practice is illegal very few report to the police. In later life when these people find themselves needing an organ they'll find that they themselves have to wait on a legitimate list, sometimes until they die.

Is it right or ethical to take organs from the poor? Even if they are being paid, is it right? What happens to them afterwards, after they are kicked out of the hospital? What happens if one of their children or family members needs the organ they already gave up? Is it right for the rich to have special treatment merely because they're rich?

Sometimes organs are taken from legitimate lists and given to foreigners who can afford to pay before the organ can reach someone in the same country who direly needs it. Is this ethical?

The Legal Ramifications

Organ tourism is often illegal in the countries it's practiced in. There are good reasons for this. For one when a person decides to donate an organ they must go through a slew of health and type tests to make sure the said organ is fit and healthy enough to function in another person. Also these organs are taken from either living people or people who are coming to an end in their life anyway. Organs aren't taken from individuals who have a high risk of needing it in the future. Furthermore in most countries organs are illegal to buy for the simple reason that the rich should not be given special treatment. A peasant with organ failure is no less sick then a wealthy person nor any less deserving.

Because these activities are often illegal at least one party involved usually ends up financially burned. Donors are often peasants desperate for money to keep their homes or continue on their lives. These people are lured in with the promise of being paid for said organ, sometimes as much as ten grand but few ever see a cent. On the other side are the transplantees who are sometimes lured to foreign countries where all their cash is taken when there really isn't an organ to be transplanted. The practice brings forth all sorts of unseemly individuals.

http://theophanes.hubpages.com/





What is Transplant Tourism?

Transplant tourism is a new and shady concern on the global level. It is a practice in which rich foreigners are given the opportunity to buy any organ they so please and have it transplanted into them with little more then an exchange of a large sum of money. The concern comes when one has to think about where these organs are coming from and why they are on the market.

Kinsa gud? Ang napper o ang igwad og lubot?

Quote from: bugsay on March 24, 2012, 09:22:05 AM
igwad diayg lubot ni's bai Chris?

Bwahaha! Apil diay sa curvy women sa pikas thread?