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Dodong, I tried that chiropractic thing once.

I will never do it again.

bitaw dong, musta ang interview?

I so agree, ms belle.

Women need to know their worth. They need to take control of their lives. And they need to affirm within themselves that they deserve to be treated with love and respect, they need to be loved 100% by their partners.

They don't need to settle for less than the best.

Bow!

Hahaha

Nah!

Wala na jud tig kolekta sa tong ni Admin kung i-kick out ta niya

Bitaw, ok na nang holding hands oist kay romantic kaayo...

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 14, 2007, 11:07:07 AM
wahhahhhahhahhahhaahah agree... abi nimo no? na picture na nako nga you have a good relationship sa imong banana kay kabalo kaajo ka mopakatawa...

He makes me laugh man pud, ms belle. He's so funny. 

Seriously bitaw ms belle, I feel that I am luckier to have him than he is to have me. I had a very, very bad experience man gud with my previous relationship...

Pareha karon, ga cge ko'g dokdok dire, pasagdahan ra ko niya, akong gisugo ug laba sa akong uniform for tomorrow, sugot ra pud siya!

Wahahaha! Puede ra jud nako siya ma bolatik 

PS. I'm sure nindot pud inyong relationship w/ your banana, kay pasagdahan ra man pud ka niya mag dokdok dire 

Mokatawa nalang jud ko ms belle para makalimtan ang mga utang

hahaha

pero tinuod na, malingaw man akong banana nako, makalimot na gud siya nga wala na siya napatiri!

Wahahaha! TMI (too much info!)

Mas labaw pa diay ug sustansya sa Centrum?

Wahehehe!

Hala Ka! ms belle, ma kick out jud tang AdmiN!

wahaha!

lisod man gud kung i-sekreto ms belle kay samot nga mag huot ang dughan hahaha

mao jud nga dapat lang padayunon jud nang "you know who you are" para ma satisfy ang gibati...

It's the worst crime jud ms belle...to harm children. It's just sick and disgusting!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 14, 2007, 10:56:54 AM
igat!!!!!!

Birds of the same feather are the same birds. Hahaha!

ayaw kalimti ug mention ang...KissPiRin! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 14, 2007, 11:02:26 AM
wa ko kabalo ana C2 dah.... hala wa ko kabantay nga Hero naman diay ka?

Yeah! Hahaha! Na HERO na jud finally...ning epek na jud ang Walang Tulugan!

Quote from: jules_unicode on September 14, 2007, 11:01:11 AM
Hot, Daring and "Harmless"

Define Hot.

Define Daring.

Define Harmless.

Puhon unya ms belle!

Wala pa ko katilaw sa Paris...lain lain ilang menu every night?  

Sus mang busdik jud ta didto ms belle...

I have an idea unsaon nga maka free ta ug buffet (with matching tickets for a show)...mo apil ta'g seminar sa Times Share...it only takes about two hours, the seminar itself, daghan pagkaon, unya after the seminar, hatagan dayon ta ug 2 tickets for a show, and 2 free meals sa buffet...wahahaha! ilhan jud nga baga ug face  

oist I agree jud ms belle...I don't like taking meds either...

ahahahaha!

sakspan!

Wahehehe!

Naa ko sa Georgia ms belle...

actually, silingan ra ming ashton pero dili jud na managad si ashton nako kay rich man gud siya, unya ako kay pobreng uyamot man intawon...

Mangadto lagi ta's Vegas, ms belle, kay daghan buffet (tanan klase sa buffet *wink*) didto...hahahaha

Kung mag PM PM ta, basin pangayuan ta'g tong ni AdMiN...mag suspetsa unya na si AdMiN natong duha...

mao na'y naka ingon nga nanakit nang imong kalawasan ms belle,

nasobrahan na sa patid...

pasumanginlan dayon ang triathlon hahaha

lahi man diay nga triathlon na 

wahahaha! wala na jud ms belle, na hurot na jud akong oyap dire 

naa pud ko'y ginamos unta before, dala sa akong cuzin gikan sa Tubigon...ngeks! hurot na pud...gi hinay2x baya jud to nako'g kaon...

mingaw nako uyap, ginamos, tinabal, tagimtim! waaaAAaHHHhh!

Mailhan man miss belle nga buotan ka 

ako bitaw pud, dili man nako ma daug2x tong akong mga ex nga pinoy, mga isug man kaayo...

at least akong banana, masugo sugo ra jud nako 

yeah! hahaha!

pero ikaw ms belle, you're like the Indian mango, nga lami kaayo ang pagka aslom, kalagubkob pa jud kaayo, haskang lamia ituslob sa ginisa nga oyap! yum yum yum! 

ms belle, you're one crunchy lady! 

wahaha, were your other men pinoy?

Hangol jud ug food noh?

You're not taking any medication for it? wala ka pa konsulta sa doc?

ok. i'll search for that sa web. 

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 14, 2007, 10:23:07 AM
hoy kabata pa ninyo oi!!!! ako ra may lola ani... sigi lang enjoy pod ko ninyo...

ang importante, you feel young, ms da binsi...sexy man pud ka...klaro baya 

mao na'y gi ingon, "may asim pa!"...

hehehe! joke lang!

Quote from: ashton on September 14, 2007, 10:31:10 AM
ngano lagi akong father and mother mag-away sa-una, ang akong father maoy saba-an kaayo.

Ambot lang, ashton. Murag exception imong father.

Ako nalipay ko kay matud pa ni Teng, kumbera na pud ni!

Hahaha!

Pakals na pud ni kung naay magkadayon ba

mao na'y gitawag ug rayuma, ms da binsi...

mosamot ra ba na'g tukar kung bugnaw...

Ikaw lang ang treasurer, ako lang ang seksitary...

wahahaha

aaaYyyy! Kalami! tukar na pud ni akong rayuma ani ron, ga imagine ra gani kos crispy pata 

wala pa lagi ko kadungog ana, bag-o na niyang kanta, ms da binsi?

mag control na bitaw ko oist...

kay si banana pre-diabetic na, and medyo taas na BP, and he's only 30...

Ako pud, ga sakit na akong tuhod, murag arthritis wahehehe sobrahan kaon ug fats

Ahahaha!

Grabe dako na jud kaayo'g tong nis Admin ba...

ms da binsi, nakabalita ko nga si Mr Sigbin ug si Miss Ginger kay loveteam naman pud...

daghan na loveteam dire oist! hehehe!

mao ba?

I'll try that ms da binsi...

pero asa man pud ko mag palit anang pata dire oi?

wala man na dire...ilang meat kay sliced naman 

wala pud asian or wet market dire duol sa amoa...

huhuhuhu paet!

Hehehe!

Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 14, 2007, 03:00:00 AM
manang bambina! pwede ba diay sad na motilaw ko sa akong kaugalingong sperm cells? hahahahahahaha!

eeeEeeeWwwWWWwww!!!

Korek!

Fidelity jud. No sharing. 

I've discovered pud nga dapat mag complement inyong sense of humor. Couples must laugh at and with each other.

ms belle!

karon pa ko kita ani nga thread...

pagka guapa jud sa imong artworks (liwat nimo)

Lipay kaayo ko nga na inspire tika, I am Monalisa to your da Vinci...

WaaaAaaHHHhh! Bagaa nako'g face, ms da binsi oist :-)

Joke ra to ha!

Your whole house must be full of your lovely paintings...

More Power!

Quote from: jaja on September 14, 2007, 04:23:09 AM
have u ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had?

It's tricky, Jaja. Kay mag depende man gud sa butang nga gisulti or wala gisulti. Pero I presume based sa imong question, gi imply nimo nga kaning butanga kay gugma...

When it comes to LOVE, I believe that honesty is still the best policy. It is best to come clean. Bahala'g ma busted. 

Quote from: benelynne on September 14, 2007, 09:26:49 AM
Naa ba'y maipahambog nga cyber forum ang ubang probinsya?

There are a number of Cebuano forums nga lingaw pud, Mr Benelynne.

But of course, TB is the fairest of them all.

Mr Mohandis,

Are those Arabs gay as well?

Or are they straight men who just don't care as long as there is an orifice they can force their offensive apparatus into?

Hahaha!

Mr Mohandis, for someone who claims to be a virgin...

you are certainly not that innocent!

With all the knowledge you seem to have, you can pass for a sex therapist!

Hehehe!

Vegetarian diay ka'g wala'y kumbera, Teng...

Lingaw ba ang last pista sa Inabanga?

Mura naka'g manananggal...ga tugpa2x na ka bisan asa nga forum.

Joke! Ako bitaw pud. Apir!

Hello Ben!

Welcome!

Mr Benelynne,

Our country looks so good on print, doesn't it?

But I am honestly happy sa mga kalambuan sa atong nasud...

Thank you pud sa tanan ning greet...

Mr Barbaro, Mr Sigbin, Mr Jun Ayag, Miss Ginger, Miss Happy...

Mura na ta'g group of heroes ani, like the TV show...

basta ako ang cheerleader ha!

(hahaha! baga'g face)

Quote from: Bohol on September 13, 2007, 03:51:39 PM
For all the laughters and tears, we wish to thank you, C2H4.

Now you're appointed as moderator of Tubag Bohol.

God bless you, C2H4.

Thank you, Mr Admin. Na touch ko da. 

Tubag Bohol has done so much for me. So much more than I can ever do for TB.

I am loving life and loving TB!

Quote from: teng on September 14, 2007, 08:52:38 AM
wui congrats Mr. Sigbin and Miss Ginger......hmmmn kumbera na jud ni ron

Sus! Nagpa ila lang jud nis Teng nga hilig ug kumbera

Quote from: teng on September 14, 2007, 08:54:48 AM
we are the champion...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehe! Birahe'g kanta diha Teng

Quote from: Sigbin II on September 13, 2007, 05:57:42 PM
It's supposedly a joke but I bet that this will make you cry, like it did in my case.

Dear Anak,

     Naipadala ko na ang P50,000 na pang-tuition mo.  Pinagbili namin ang mga kalabaw natin.  Ang mahal pala ng Counterstrike na kurso mo.  Wala na rin pala tayong mga baboy.  Ipinagbili namin sila para sa iyong laboratory project.  Nokia N75 ba yun?  Ang mahal naman ng project mo.  Kasama na din dun ang P7,000 para sa field trip niyo sa Mall of Asia.  Malayo ba iyon, Anak?  Bakit ang mahal?  Isasangla din namin ang palayan para mabili mo na yong instrumentong I-pod.  Para saan ba yan ginagamit?  Komportable ka ba diyan sa boarding house mo?  Kung makakaluwag kami ng tatay mo bibisita kami.  Victoria's Court ba ulit iyon?  Kumusta na iyong pinagpupuyatan niyong San Mig Lights.  Napa-ilaw niyo na ba?  Mataas ba'ng mga grade mo, Anak?  Sana, bago maubos ang ating mga ari-arian, maka-graduate ka na.  Walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo?
                                                                                    Nagmamahal,
                                                                                         Inay

This made me sad. 

Now that I make my own living and am not dependent on my parents anymore, karon nako na realize unsa kalisod gyud mangitag kuarta. Mas na appreciate na jud nako ang mga pag antos sa akong ginikanan. I cannot imagine nga ilaron sa kaugalingong anak ang iyang mga ginikanan, but I saw this happen when I was in college. Naa koy mga classmates nga ilaron lang ilang parents so they could buy the latest cool stuff or para maka gimik sila every night. Heartbreaking...

Boholano Power

Congrats to Mr Sigbin and Miss Ginger!

Karon pa ko na aware ani nga love team. 

Imbitara baya ko sa kasal. Dakong hikay jud na ba.

korek jud ms da binsi,

most people in CA work two jobs just to make ends meet...

HaaYyy! Happy nako dire oi kung asa ko napadpad kay puede ra ko magtinapulan

Sunod sunoron dayon sa mga bata, samtang ga singgit, "Hey Joe! Hey Joe!"

AhaHahaha!

Ning tagam ang bana, na yawyawan lagi 

Hello Indai Julai!

I've missed you dai!

Dai Julai, naa naman pud ka'y "you know who you are", so murag maka relate naka ani...

How are you, dai?

We want Leo's full body shot.

yeHey!

YooHooo!

I am SoooOoo HaPppYYyy!

Na affected man gud ko sa gi ingon ni Mr Junayag, that if you want something, you have to motivate yourself to get it.

Grabe jud kaayo akong motivation oi para ma HerO! Walang TuluGan jud to da mAx!

Mr Admin,

Unsa man nang moderator?

ms da binsi,

kami ni banana kung mag date, puro ra jud pagkaon ang involved

lafangero man pud to

Hello mga peeps!

Musta inyong mga adlaw?

I just got home from work, it's been a loooOoong day pero I had fun at work, so all in all, enjoy akong adlaw.

ms da binsi, ka nindot sa view sa lake oist...ka anhaon na jud ko diha da.

Quote from: ashton on September 13, 2007, 02:03:10 PM
but ang mga balay sa SF are very expensive.

mao lang gyud na ang downside when living in a beautiful city, mr ashton...mahal jud kaayo didto.

Median price sa mga balay kay halos 1M na...

ms willmerit, I loved Gino Padilla! He was so handsome! Memorized jud na nako sa una nang Closer U and I

Quote from: jaja on September 13, 2007, 01:48:07 PM
nag drawing mn gd ko at d same chatting (but i enjoyed chatting w/ .....khbaw ka kinsa ka... ) )

Hala! Ms jaja, mura diay ug "you know who you are"...

AgaaaYyyy! Gi kilig na pud tos Mr Admin ron 

^aaYyy! ka hadlok anang Shaq oi higante man na...

^dodong Bran, excited lang mi tanan dire...di ba Admin?

Quote from: Bohol on September 13, 2007, 01:23:18 PM
Treat them as your relatives, loved ones, kadugo. Don't think of them as politicians.

After all, blood is thicker than water.

If they do something wrong, there is God who will bring justice to all.

So you mean, patay-mali nalang ko sa ilang binuhatan sa ilang "trabaho"?

good night! tulog jud ha, wala na'y dokdok dokdok diha 

Sweet Dreams!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 13, 2007, 01:38:43 PM


dili man ko mahilig mag bbq Ya, sinugba nga pork belly akong madali kay mas lami naay tambok2x gamay... saw saw sa sili ug tuyo ug suka. hmmmm.

Hmmnnn, i-try daw na nako ang sinugbang pork belly, murag lami jud na da 

Good Night! Chika na pud ta'g food ugma 

ms da binsi...nag katol imong tutonlan?

ga cge man ka'g ehem ehem ehem diha 

Naa ko'y Halls dire oh...imoha na ni 

How sweet ms da binsi, na touch ko da 

Imbitara lang gihapon si Jaja, ms da binsi...pero before sya moanhi, ato sa ipa praktis ug luto Pancit Canton kay mao'y paborito ni dodong Bran...

Nagluto bitaw ko'g Lumpia Shanghai (the recipe I got from pinoycook), perteng habhab sa mga kano...wahehehe!

Do you know a good recipe for chicken or pork barbecue? I am trying to recreate the taste of Jo's Chicken Inato using our cheap grill...pero kanunay jud kong palpak. 

Dodong Bran, lutoan daw kang ms da binsi ug pancit canton 

It's so true. I know very well kay naa man pud mi relatives nga politikos.

Let me ask you this, Mr Admin...

How do you deal with relatives nga politikos nga kahibaw ka nga nag kurakot? You don't have hard evidence or anything, but it's obvious...
The thing is, lisod kaayo nako ma admit nga nag kurakot sila, kay maayo man silang tawo. They're good people, I mean, they are all so nice to me. Mao na it's so hard for me to reconcile these two conflicting impressions I have of them.

Wahaha! Ingon gani si Admin nga basin ang sunod nga new member, AK47 na ang username

Hmnn...menudo? afritada? guisado?

Dili raba pud ko expert sa putahe, ms da binsi...

Are you familiar with www.pinoycook.net?

That's where I go when I try to experiment with pinoy food...

Daghan kaayo na lami nga recipes diha

^wahehehe!

nag prepare lang siguro nas Mr Mohandis in the event nga makuha iyang pagka beergin

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 13, 2007, 01:06:05 PM
naa kuy bisita, nagluto ko.... mao pay pag panguli... nagdula sila sa akong banana ug pool, dala lafang pod...bh pa gyud... lipay mga kano...

AyyYy! kalami! unsa'y imong giluto? lipay jud na sila kay wala'y uso nang BH nila 

Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 13, 2007, 01:02:59 PM
kamasutra! nindot kaayo!

ngeks! 

hala bira! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 13, 2007, 01:02:19 PM
na intriga na ko nimo C2...

oist, ms da binsi, unsa man gud nang intriga diha ba?

hehehe! nanundog jud kang admin nga curious kaayo



dis-a ra man ka nagpahipi? gimingaw ko nimo oi 

M2M: aguroy! ayaw ana kay mabugnoan ko's special someone ni BarBaRo 

The Japanese have a very strong sense of honor. That's why if they've been shamed, they'd rather kill themselves than face another day.

Mr Admin, I've heard nga murag 30k ra man ang sueldo sa congressman, pero naa daw na sila'y 200k allowance (for projects, I guess) every month...wala pa'y labot ang pork barrel...kinsa'y dili ma milyonaryo ana? 

Kung mag anak lagi ko, akong ipa politiko kay guaranteed millionaire jud ang labas!

Hahaha! Joke ra na 

Good for the oil giants, not good for us 

Quote from: Bohol on September 13, 2007, 12:51:26 PM
The Philippine Consul in Dubai is a close friend. Friend pud ni Melrose ug Sigbin.

AguYyy! Basin naay official Philippine escort, with matching parade, when dodong Bran gets to Dubai...

Quote from: Bohol on September 13, 2007, 12:48:20 PM
There is a sense of mystery in this "no comment" line from Jaja.

I'm curious.

Mr Admin, curiosity killed the cat...

Hahaha! Sila rang duha naka hibaw ana 

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 13, 2007, 12:46:37 PM
hahaha di oi, wa man ko sentimentality lol

hmmn...if I know, basin mahibaw-an nalang namo naa naka sa Dubai ga laag2x...  

Quote from: Barbaro on September 13, 2007, 12:44:56 PM
PM ko nalang..

Oist mag PM PM ka dinha, mag suspetsa na jud nis Mr Admin ani ron...

abi pa lang...

joke!

Quote from: Barbaro on September 13, 2007, 12:40:53 PM
ikaw  ha i notice something ...

Unsa man?

Kulbaan man pud ta

Quote from: Bohol on September 13, 2007, 12:39:27 PM
Humor with moderation. You can read some of my humorous posts in June or July.

Dili sa karon. My gf's sister passed away last Sunday.

Oh my! I'm sorry to hear that, Mr Admin   

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 13, 2007, 12:39:54 PM
ma hilak man ta ani, mike!!

romantiko jud kaayo nis dodong oi! bol-anon jud, dili ika deny 

Mao jud!

Quote from: Bohol on September 13, 2007, 12:35:53 PM
Well, Sigbin and Ginger have already planned out how to name their babies.

Naa pay uban diri nga gapahilom-hilom lang. PM-PM (Personal Message) lang na sila

Hala! Hala! Hala!

Naa ko'y nahibaw-an anang mga nag PM2x pero dili nalang ko magsaba kay mura ko'g Boy Abunda ana...

Intrigera jud!

ayaw pud Mr Mohandis kay mapagaw ka

AhaHahaha!

Joker man nis Admin oi...

murag natakdan ni ms da binsi hehehe joke lang sis, labs yu 

Bitaw, ok ra kung wala'y rabies 

Yey! Mr Admin...

I, for one, will be waiting for the unveiling ceremony with nail-biting anticipation...

Welcome Glen!

Mr Admin is right, we don't bite...

except when we're teething...

LOL

Quote from: Bohol on September 13, 2007, 12:28:16 PM
27 years old man tong babaye, akong officemate, the man was 30 or 31.

Nilurat gud ang mata sa tigdala sa marriage contract. Hapit wa ko paapila ug sign.

Besides, I was wearing maroon (long sleeves). The rest were wearing white barong tagalog. 

Does that mean nga puede na sila mo amin nimo?

ahahaha!

pareha tang duha ms willmerit...maka kilig noh? 

Mr Admin, why don't you invite your one and only to join the TB family?

We wanna get to know our First Lady.

Quote from: Bohol on September 13, 2007, 12:25:31 PM
Well, ang dugong Bol-anon mangita man gyud ug pareha ug dugo nga Bol-anon.

Blood smells blood. 

Hehehe! Joker Mr Admin...

Murag vampira naman hinuon akong na imagine sa imong sulti