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Quote from: islander on April 10, 2012, 04:17:30 PM
unsaon paglihok nga naka-eget man nang orange ang t-shirt nga si hubag.  si bugsay pod tua, nilikay ug dali-dali kay siya may nagpahilak kay nangusi... 

He he, same team man mo ni Bugsay. Tan-awa, same uniform. Kanang gapuwa ug ang iyang tupad, si Chriswise na ug si BolBuhol...

Kini hinuon, klarong TB member kay Tsaynis (sa wa pa malamorok...)

Hmm, TB member ni siya?

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2012, 04:12:09 PM
di ni kasakay ug airplane kay motingog ang alarm, hahaha!

Kon gusto kag di motingog, kini na lang...

Islander crying. Wa ra uroy manumbaling ang ubang TB members, ay...

Bugsay crying...

Hmm, naa ba kahay Latin blood?

Dia ra ang fire-breathing cat...


http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=44505.msg503558#msg503558

Hmm, gapabugnaw sa baba after breathing fire...

Bwahaha! Daghan ba kahang TB members nga naigo ani. As worker or shopper, that is...

Hmm, morag beached whale...

Quote from: chicogon on April 10, 2012, 02:18:31 PM
Sa sunod na lang pod Day RAQ... 

Basin lahi na ang presidente anang panahona...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 10, 2012, 11:49:41 AM
Di jud diay ko kauban nila  moadto sa malacanang.

He he, di diay ka kahapuhap og humok nga hubon...

He he, down the rabbit hole diay. Hmm, di ba kaha frog hole?

He he, OK ni kay pamasin lang, lahi ra sa stroking aning bataa:

Sa simbahan naay bata nag ampo nangayo og bike kang GOD.
Bata: Lord, tagai kog bike beh!
Pagkaugma wala siyay nadawat nga bike mao nga nangayo na pud siyag usab.
Bata: Lord, tagai kog bike bah!
Pero wala gihapon dungga ang iyang pangayo.
Pagkaugma namatikdan sa pari na nawala ang rebolto ni Mama Mary. Nakakita na lang siyag sulat nga gibilin sa altar nga nagkanayon:
"LORD, KON GUSTO PA NIMO MAKITA ANG IMONG INAHAN, IHATAG NA LAGI ANG BIKE!!!

Here's the complete list of responses:



French-19.29

Russian-16.56

British-10.43

German-9.93

Other-6.37

Chinese -4.3

American-3.39

Spanish-3.15

Italian-2.24

Polish-2.24

Turkish-2.15

Indian-1.9

Swiss -1.9

Greek -1.74

Croatian-1.57

Austrian-1.41

Cypriot-1.24

Egyptian-1.24

Korean-1.24

Norwegian-0.99

Australian-0.91

Dutch-0.83

Irish - 0.83

Swedish - 0.83

Japanese - 0.66

Danish - 0.5

Canadian - 0.41

New Zealander - 0.41

Indonesian - 0.41

Portuguese - 0.33

Thai - 0.25

Filipino - 0.17

Caribbean - 0.08

Brazilian - 0.08


http://www.interaksyon.com/article/28706/philippines-among-countries-with-least-rude-locals---travel-site-survey

InterAksyon.com
The online news portal of TV5

MANILA, Philippines - The Philippines isn't among the world's most disrespectful countries for travelers and is in fact at the bottom of the list of nations whose people never smile and are particularly unfriendly.

Forbes magazine cited the results of a survey conducted by travel search cite Skyscanner.com, which showed that the top four rudest nations for travelers are France with 19.29 percent of the votes; Russia with 16.56 percent of the votes; Great Britain with 10.43; and Germany with 9.93.

Of the 33 countries listed in the survey, the Philippines with 0.17 percent of the votes and the Carribean and Brazil, each with 0.08 percent of the votes, are considered by travelers as the places with the least rude locals.

Skyscanner's survey received over 1,200 responses. Sixty-five percent of the respondents were from the UK and Ireland, while the rest were from North America, Australia, and other places in Europe.

"Some of the perceived rudeness may be attributable to cultural differences rather than anything intentional," said Forbes's contributing writer Andrew Bender.

He cited the observation of Tatiana Danilova, Skyscanner’s Russian market manager, on the seeming unfriendliness of the Russian language.

“The Russian language is not as polite as English, so when Russians translate directly from Russian to English, it can sound rude to an English speaker even if they don’t mean it to" said Danilova.

The same principle may also apply to France.

“As our closest neighbors, there has long been a familiar rivalry between the UK and France,” said Sam Baldwin, Skyscanner's travel editor. " “Even the French acknowledge that the way they are perceived is not entirely without basis." 

Maayo gani kay di buhi...





Bwahaha!

Kagwapa sa takla! Hasta kabhang lami ub-obon!

Bwahaha! 

I think all the boys that write the screaming stuff would write the best love songs.... because they have the most to hide. The guys that are in the most pain are usually the ones with the biggest hearts.   --Tori Amos

Ocean deep...

Hmm, di ba kaha ni Judas kiss...

http://www.istorya.net/

This is Gilbert Bargayo’s 17th crucifixion but the pain never gets old. As the special nails are driven into his hands and his feet, it is still agony for him. This year, his crucifixion is at the Good Friday show staged in Barangay Duljo-Fatima, Cebu City. As in the past, Bargayo says he is doing this as penance as well as to raise funds for a chapel he’s been wanting to build. -- http://www.snipcebu.com/

Kaluoy. Gapalansang lang unta una siya...

Basin nangawat pero nagpuasa...

Quote from: islander on April 08, 2012, 01:02:15 PM
mora sad uroy ug di siya ang nagprenda ana nako... hoy, lukata na ning imong bike.

Bwahaha! Mamahid ra ba sa iyang happenings...

Kini maoy klarong irate kay wa ka-nap...

He he, paingon mahimong politiko ning kittyha...

Happy Easter kaninyong hurot! Dedicated to all, my two Easter eggs, the red and the blue...

Dogs of superheroes... 

Hmm, cruelty to dog man ni...

Swarm of tornadoes rip through Dallas-Fort Worth
By Judy Wiley
DALLAS | Wed Apr 4, 2012 6:23am EDT

(Reuters) - Up to a dozen tornadoes skipped through the densely populated Dallas-Fort Worth area in Texas on Tuesday, ripping apart homes, tossing tractor-trailer trucks into the air and injuring at least 17 people, but there were no reported deaths.

What is this loving couple dreamily looking at?

Quote from: islander on April 08, 2012, 10:11:24 AM
makaantos gyod ni siya sa iyang self-flagellation kay nakaantos man gani anang iyang tattoo.

Sigi lang bisag sakit, Bench man ang briefs...

2008

2005

1998

Islander's bike...





Puslan man nga perming "it happens"... 

O kini ba kaha...

Kini na lang...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 08, 2012, 08:52:20 AM
In this town, they passed by the century-old acacia tree that was a mute witness to the sufferings of Filipino soldiers during World War II.

Swerte ni nga acacia kay wa mahimutang sa Guindulman...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-TolkNZhTU#

by Mark Strand





1

The story of the end, of the last word
of the end, when told, is a story that never ends.
We tell it and retell it â€" one word, then another
until it seems that no last word is possible,
that none would be bearable. Thus, when the hero
of the story says to himself, as to someone far away,
‘Forgive them, for they know not what they do,’
we may feel that he is pleading for us, that we are
the secret life of the story and, as long as his plea
is not answered, we shall be spared. So the story
continues. So we continue. And the end, once more,
becomes the next, and the next after that.


2

There is an island in the dark, a dreamt-of place
where the muttering wind shifts over the white lawns
and riffles the leaves of trees, the high trees
that are streaked with gold and line the walkways there;
and those already arrived are happy to be the silken
remains of something they were but cannot recall;
they move to the sound of stars, which is also imagined,
but who cares about that; the polished columns they see
may be no more than shafts of sunlight, but for those
who live on and on in the radiance of their remains
this is of little importance. There is an island
in the dark and you will be there, I promise you, you
shall be with me in paradise, in the single season of being,
in the place of forever, you shall find yourself. And there
the leaves will turn and never fall, there the wind
will sing and be your voice as if for the first time.


3

Someday some one will write a story set
in a place called The Skull, and it will tell,
among other things, of a parting between mother
and son, of how she wandered off, of how he vanished
in air. But before that happens, it will describe
how their faces shone with a feeble light and how
the son was moved to say, ‘Woman, look at your son,’
then to a friend nearby, ‘Son, look at your mother.’
At which point the writer will put down his pen
and imagine that while those words were spoken
something else happened, something unusual like
a purpose revealed, a secret exchanged, a truth
to which they, the mother and son, would be bound,
but what it was no one would know. Not even the writer.


4

These are the days when the sky is filled with
the odor of lilac, when darkness becomes desire,
when there is nothing that does not wish to be born.
These are the days of spring when the fate
of the present is a breezy fullness, when the world’s
great gift for fiction gilds even the dirt we walk on.
On such days we feel we could live forever, yet all
the while we know we cannot. This is the doubleness
in which we dwell. The great master of weather
and everything else, if he wishes, can bring forth 
a dark of a different kind, one hidden by darkness
so deep it cannot be seen. No one escapes.
Not even the man who saved others, and believed
he was the chosen son. When the dark came down
even he cried out, ‘Father, father, why have you
forsaken me?’ But to his words no answer came.


5

To be thirsty. To say, ‘I thirst.’ To be given,
instead of water, vinegar, and that to be pressed
from a sponge. To close one’s eyes and see the giant
world that is born each time the eyes are closed.
To see one’s death. To see the darkening clouds
as the tragic cloth of a day of mourning. To be the one
mourned. To open the dictionary of the Beyond and discover
what one suspected, that the only word in it
is nothing. To try to open one’s eyes, but not to be
able to. To feel the mouth burn. To feel the sudden
presence of what, again and again, was not said.
To translate it and have it remain unsaid. To know
at last that nothing is more real than nothing.


6

‘It is finished,’ he said. You could hear him say it,
the words almost a whisper, then not even that,
but an echo so faint it seemed no longer to come
from him, but from elsewhere. This was his moment,
his final moment. “It is finished,” he said into a vastness
that led to an even greater vastness, and yet all of it
within him. He contained it all. That was the miracle,
to be both large and small in the same instant, to be
like us, but more so, then finally to give up the ghost,
which is what happened. And from the storm that swirled
a formal nakedness took shape, the truth of disguise
and the mask of belief were joined forever.


7

Back down these stairs to the same scene,
to the moon, the stars, the night wind. Hours pass
and only the harp off in the distance and the wind
moving through it. And soon the sun’s gray disk,
darkened by clouds, sailing above. And beyond,
as always, the sea of endless transparence, of utmost
calm, a place of constant beginning that has within it
what no eye has seen, what no ear has heard, what no hand
has touched, what has not arisen in the human heart.
To that place, to the keeper of that place, I commit myself.

People who are emotionally illiterate are unable to properly understand the emotions of themselves and of others. They often do not realize when they are behaving erratically due to anger or stress, and thus are less likely to recognize and stop destructive behaviors. They are poor at interpreting the emotions of others and often attribute laughing or crying as deliberate attempts to annoy. These people often have trouble expressing themselves and seem to respond oddly or even inappropriately in some situations. A person who laughs hysterically when they hear a friend has died, despite feeling sad, may be emotionally illiterate. -- http://listverse.com/

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 05, 2012, 08:19:56 AM
It is a beautiful picture ! I am sure there will be people in that island dancing in the rain.

Oi, gamay ra nga isla pero daghan jamo ang mga bata...

Hmm, OK kaayo...

Hmm, the long voyage of the book to the edge of the earth and the end of civilization...

Hmm, kinahanglan pa ba diay gud tawon ning ordinance?

I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I won't presume to probe into the faults of others. --Mahatma Gandhi

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 06, 2012, 01:12:05 AM
Moving is the best medicine. - Arthritis Foundation

Hmm, this dictum could very well be adopted by the Obesity Foundation...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. --Woody Allen

Suffering is the price of being alive, and it is music and singing and art that has helped me live through some of the most difficult things that have happened to me. --Judy Collins

What is the Meaning of Good Friday?


Good Friday is the solemn commemoration of the passion and death of Jesus Christ. This day is the most sorrowful of any day in the history of the world for Christians. Jesus, innocent and without sin, freely offered His life for the redemption of the sins of the entire world.

How is this possible? How can the sacrifice of one man be enough to redeem the gruesome sins of mankind? The sacrifice on the cross was the offering of God Himself. God, the almighty and infinite master of the universe made an infinite offering by His sacrifice on the cross. Our sins, though many and serious are finite. They are limited, though they are numerous. We cannot count them. They are too many, but God, knowing and seeing all knows all of our sins.

His sacrifice is an eternal one, by which we receive an eternal reward. By our sins beginning in the Garden of Eden and continuing throughout the history of humanity, we sentenced ourselves to separation from God for eternity. God is perfect, and through our sins, we blemished ourselves such that we could not be united with God in Heaven.

God, however, is compassionate and gave us a redemption from our sins. The death of Jesus on the Cross is the eternal sacrifice that removes the eternal consequences of our sinful nature. Christ in His mercy opened the Gates of Heaven for us.

There are many who freely choose to reject this gift. There are also many who accept it. Regardless of our response to this offering of His life, the gift was generously offered for the redemption of all. This gift is the manifestation of perfect love. Jesus was innocent of all sin. He gave the most precious gift that anyone could give: His Life. For, as it says in the Gospel of John, “No one has greater love than this, to lay down one's life for one's friends.” (John 15:13).

This is the day when that famous verse, quoted in all corners of the world, written on signs at sporting events, and written on the hearts of all mankind came to fulfillment. John 3:16 tells us, “For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him might not perish but might have eternal life.”

Let us not forget this amazing gift. Let us not reject this gift whether outright or through our sinfulness. Our Lord spared no pain, retained no shred of human dignity. He was scourged, crowned with thorns, spat upon, made to carry a cross through the streets, filled with a hostile crowd, nailed to a cross and killed for our sins. There is no sacrifice we can make that can even compare to His. For though we suffer, we are sinful. Our Lord was perfect and was tortured and killed for us.

We must conform our lives to goodness. We must sacrifice the pleasures of sinfulness so that we may be united with Him in Heaven. For though He died to redeem our sins, we must still accept this gift in our lives. We must live for Christ. -- http://catholicmessage.blogspot.com/

Reenactment reenacted in color... 

He he, nangayo ra diayg pakals...

Pwede sundan og vodka para segurado...

Bwahaha! Attacat!

He he, first round pa. Way pay klaro kon naa bay ma-knockout...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2012, 11:00:10 AM
Sa iyang bahin, miingon si Relampagos nga di siya sakop sa memorandum sa DILG sanglit di man siya usa ka lokal nga opisyal sama sa mga mayor ug gobernador.

Slipping outside...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2012, 11:00:10 AM
Gisaway usab ni Lim nganong hangtud karon wala pa makapagawas og accomplishment report si Relampagos sa unang tuig niini isip kongresista aron mahibaw-an sa publiko kon diin paingon ang iyang P70 milyones nga priority development assistance fund (PDAF).

Left hook...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2012, 11:00:10 AM
Sayo pa niini, gisaway ni Relampagos si Lim nga wa makasulbad sa mga problema sa siyudad sama sa libaungon nga kadalanan.

“Kon duna man gani siyay projects kini wa magkinahanglan og utok,” saway sa kongresista.

Uppercut...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2012, 11:00:10 AM
Sa iyang program sa radyo, si Lim namahayag nga wa na kinahanglana nga mopasundayag si Relampagos sa iyang dagway diha sa dagkong mga tar­paulin kay natural lang sa usa ka opisyal sa gobyerno nga motrabaho alang sa iyang mga constituent.

“Lain nausab kini nga lakang sa pagsip-sip ni Re­lampagos ngadto sa presidente sanglit gi-apil man niya og pilit ang hulagway ni Pres. Aquino sa tarpaulin. Ang akong pangutana, nahibawo ba kaha ang pre­sidente nga gi-apil og pilit ni Relampagos ang iyang hulagway sa mga tarpaulin”, dugang pamahayag sa mayor.

Gibana-bana ni Lim nga kapin sa 30 ka mga dagkong tarpaulin ang gipamutang ni Relampagos sa daplin sa kadalanan aron pagpahibawo nga siya maoy naghatag og pondo alang sa pagpatrabaho niini lakip sa Tagbilaran.

Wallop...

Off to an early start...

Tuesday, April 3, 2012


TAGBILARAN CITY â€" Nu­not sa negatibong komentaryo sa pagkatap sa dagkong mga tarpaulin nga may hulagway ni Kong. Rene Ralampagos, Bohol 1st District, sa mga proyekto sa kadalanan, si Tagbilaran Mayor Dan Neri Lim nipaabot niining isyu ngadto kang Pres. Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino.

Niadtong miaging adlaw gipadala ni Lim ang iyang suwat kang Aquino uban sa hulagway sa mga tarpaulin nga gipamutang sa nagkadaiyang mga dapit sa siyudad ug sa kalungsoran sa distrito ni Relampagos.

Ang mayor nangu­tana kon ang gihimo ni Relampagos di ba kala­pasan sa palisiya ni Aquino nga nagdili sa mga opisyal sa gobyerno sa pag­butang og karatola sa mga proyekto nga gigastuhan sa pondo sa kagamhanan.

Nalatid sa palisiya sa presidente nga gipalig-on usab sa memorandum circular no. 2010-101 nga gipakanaog ni DILG Sec. Jesse Robredo.

Sayo pa niini, mga caller ug texter sa programang Kwentas Klaras sa DYTR-Tinuod nga Radyo nisaway sa gihimo ni Relampagos nga pagusik-usik sa kwarta sa kagamhanan ug matod pa gihimo niining “in aid of re-election.”

Ang kongresista gihugonhugon nga magpasubli sa iyang posisyon sa eleksyon sa 2013 samtang si Lim gituhoang mo­atbang niini bisan wa pa siya modeklarar.

Sa iyang program sa radyo, si Lim namahayag nga wa na kinahanglana nga mopasundayag si Relampagos sa iyang dagway diha sa dagkong mga tar­paulin kay natural lang sa usa ka opisyal sa gobyerno nga motrabaho alang sa iyang mga constituent.

“Lain nausab kini nga lakang sa pagsip-sip ni Re­lampagos ngadto sa presidente sanglit gi-apil man niya og pilit ang hulagway ni Pres. Aquino sa tarpaulin. Ang akong pangutana, nahibawo ba kaha ang pre­sidente nga gi-apil og pilit ni Relampagos ang iyang hulagway sa mga tarpaulin”, dugang pamahayag sa mayor.

Gibana-bana ni Lim nga kapin sa 30 ka mga dagkong tarpaulin ang gipamutang ni Relampagos sa daplin sa kadalanan aron pagpahibawo nga siya maoy naghatag og pondo alang sa pagpatrabaho niini lakip sa Tagbilaran.

Sa iyang bahin, miingon si Relampagos nga di siya sakop sa memorandum sa DILG sanglit di man siya usa ka lokal nga opisyal sama sa mga mayor ug gobernador.

Gisaway usab ni Lim nganong hangtud karon wala pa makapagawas og accomplishment report si Relampagos sa unang tuig niini isip kongresista aron mahibaw-an sa publiko kon diin paingon ang iyang P70 milyones nga priority development assistance fund (PDAF).

“Angay na nga bag-ohon nato ang politika dinhi sa Bohol ug kini maoy pangandoy sa akong gipasiugdahan nga Ang Bag-ong Bol-anon movement,” matod ni Lim.

Sayo pa niini, gisaway ni Relampagos si Lim nga wa makasulbad sa mga problema sa siyudad sama sa libaungon nga kadalanan.

“Kon duna man gani siyay projects kini wa magkinahanglan og utok,” saway sa kongresista. (TBA)

Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Abril 04, 2012.

Pwede pa jud mag-inom sa ubos, kon mahubog na, ligdas lang...

Hmm, di ba hilig man mokaon og iro ning Koreans? Di ba kaha nila kan-on ang pildero, as in bihag kon sa atong sabong pa?