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Haw kyut. Kindness to animals...

Bwahaha! The philosophy of my working years exactly...

He he, kon party nga paper plates ang gamiton, payts kaayo ni...

Apparently, George Soros is very interesting...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 21, 2012, 10:18:20 PM
Matawag ba pud ug battered husband ning seaman nga husband unya inig uli gikan abroad magpabunyag ug bata nga sure siya dili iyaha kay bisan unsaon ug kwenta wa man jud matukma sa bulan sa iyang paglarga? Naa koy nabal an looy tawon unsaon gwapa man iyang asawa pero mao lagi ni para nako battered ni nga bana. Magsegi nalang ba kono siya ug pabunyag ug bata nga dili iyaha? Unsaon iyang asawa ing inform naman pud nga buntis siya unya nanabi na nga ma premature lagi kono so dapat di ikatingaa nga manganak siya ug advance sa buwan.hahhaha

Nakaila ko personally at least three seamen nga ingon ani. Luoy jud tuod...

Bwahaha! 

Heart-shaped island...

 

Salma Hayek: "It's Nice" Being Married to a Billionaire
US Magazine â€" Thu, Oct 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT


Salma Hayek pays her own bills, amigos!

The 44-year-old actress is married to French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, with whom she shares daughter Valentina, 4.

And though Pinault's family is worth $11.5 billion, the Puss in Boots star doesn't rely on her rich man to get by.

"I work hard, I make my own living and I love it. I like having financial independence," Hayek tells the new issue of Redbook. "I don't ever want to have to depend on anyone completely."

But being the wife of Pinault, the 49-year-old CEO of Pinault-Printemps-Redoute, certainly has its perks, she admits: "When I have troubles sometimes, its nice to have someone there to help."

And her fashion-industry titan of a hubby only has so much sway when it comes to her style, too. "Like I said, I’m still a Mexican," Hayek quips. "I like to play fashion with him, but I'm nobody's Barbie."

Hmm, hatagan og kuko, sunod tudlo na...

He he, puli-puli lang diayg pangawok...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 22, 2012, 01:43:20 AM
Karemember man pud ko aning picture sa dihang nakakita ko ug sag sa ilaga ubos sa bathroom sink. Gatipon ug nga shredded tissue paper. Dugay man hinloan ug manomano ra so akong gi vacuum. Pastilan late na jud ko nakabantay nga na suck ang pito ka ingon ani sa picture nga ilaga sa vacuum. Nakonsinya baya ko sa akong gibuhat, pero wa jud nako tuyua to ako lang ba nga gisagbutan ko maong akong gi vacuum. Usa ray nabuhi sa 8 litter nga ilaga ug amo jud tong giatiman ug giamuna. Gipainom namo ug gatas hehehe. Mao ni giingon manghilo tag ilaga pero ug makakita tag baby ilaga ang atong unang buhaton is atong tabangan mabuhi. Aw baw raman kaha ninyo basta ako ug akong bana mao nay among buhaton.

Luoy jud basta baby pa, ma-tawo o ma-ilaga o ma-elepante, kyut pa jud. Medyo mausab kon hamtong na.

Bwahaha!

- mata ni Botoy naparehas na sa ilaha sa pagkinatawa

Quote from: chicogon on April 21, 2012, 09:05:38 PM
Lost Boys!!!

Hmm, lost kay wa na mobalik sa TB?

Catchy ad...

Kini na lang, naa pay cable car...

Quote from: chicogon on April 21, 2012, 05:58:00 PM
Tubag pod sa banang Bol-anon: "Pakulata bay lion!!!" 

He he, di ba kaha ingon ani ang banang Bol-anon...

Free translation sa unang duha ka linya...


Unsa na lang ang kinabuhi kon, tungod sa buluhatong makalibog
Wala na hinuon tay panahon nga magpungko ug magpadakog itlog...

Paet. God forbid nga ang Pinas maoy ground zero sa mosunod nga gubat sa kalibotan...

Hala, close-up na jud. Kaniadto mao ra man ni ang nakuhang picture niya...

He he, di kaha sungay nga pormag bugsay...

Hmm, basin gimmick ni for a forthcoming movie?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 21, 2012, 09:49:28 AM
A man in China had 9,999 red roses sewn into a dress for his girlfriend. After she put the dress on he proposed. The number 9 in Chinese culture is said to represent ‘forever’.

Hmm, the man gave 9,999 red roses in exchange for the woman's one red rose...

Kining balak ni William Henry Davies, mao galing ni ilang motto...


What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

No time to stand beneath the boughs
And stare as long as sheep or cows.

No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.

No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night.

No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance.

No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began.

A poor life this is if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

Quote from: chicogon on April 21, 2012, 05:56:16 PM
Aw abi nakog Chinese Celibacy, bwahahaha!!! 

Kana hinuon, mas duol sa Three Squeezes!

Mirror, mirror, on the floor...

Kaluoy bitaw. Nabuktot na lang tawon si Nanay...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r1rWziUo2M#


Hmm, kini galing ang itugtog... 

Morag natipak nga inodoro...

Mao diay wa nay duawduaw si Bugsay sa TB, tua ra, ay, nalingaw og ambak-ambak...

Diha sa US, pwede ni himoong hollow sa tungatunga aron inig spring mahimong frog pond...

Mao ni ang model sa sculpture...

Quote from: chicogon on April 21, 2012, 06:17:23 PM
Maikogon man siguro mong duha oy! 

Bwahaha! Ikogan nga maikogon? He he, machicogon pud baya...

Huangshan (literally "Yellow Mountain"), is a mountain range in southern Anhui province in eastern China. The range composed of material that was uplifted from an ancient sea during the Mesozoic era, 100 million years ago. The mountains themselves were carved by glaciers during the Quaternary. Vegetation on the range is thickest below 1,100 meters (3,600 ft), with trees growing up to the treeline at 1,800 meters (5,900 ft).

The area is well known for its scenery, sunsets, peculiarly shaped granite peaks, Huangshan Pine trees, and views of the clouds from above. Huangshan is a frequent subject of traditional Chinese paintings and literature, as well as modern photography. It is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, and one of China's major tourist destinations. --Wiki

Hmm, I suppose it also prevents prostate cancer...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 01, 2012, 10:37:50 PM
Mao jud Dre, magdala kaha tag skunk didto Dre unya pakapinan ug opossum raccoon,cayote ug fox labon nanumbra ni diri. Mosalir dagway labi na ang skunk i advertise dayon nga naay healing power ang baho sa skunk hehehe

Hmm, mosanay dagway ni sila sa hacienda sa Balingsya...

Quote from: islander on April 17, 2012, 03:46:54 PM
remember heherson alvarez?  he was one of the leading first quarter stormers of old.  so anti-american kunohay.  he ends up an exile in the u.s. as part of the "steak commandos", comes back after marcos's downfall, gets a cabinet post, and runs for senator. 

he was still a cabinet secretary while he campaigned for a senate seat.  in a press conference where attendees wanted to know about his department's solutions to existing problems, he kept trying to divert the discussion to his potential as senator.  well, he was moving around, campaigning, with a retinue of his department's employees, obviously using government time, money and people for his personal campaign.  and he's supposed to be an idealistic activist?  boy, was he arrogant. 

He he, Heherson
Hain ka na ron
CARP, CARP, carpe diem
Your own sweet requiem

(philstar.com) Updated April 21, 2012 01:18 PM


BEIJING (AP) â€" Her head was ringing from the blows. Once, twice, three times, her husband slammed her face into the living room floor.

Kim Lee tried to twist her tall but skinny frame out from under his 91-kilogram (200-pound) body, scraping her elbows and knees on the carpet. He kept on pounding. Eight, nine, 10 times â€" she thought she might black out.

Then, close to the floor, she glimpsed the neon pink-painted toenails of her 3-year-old daughter, Lydia. "Stop!" the child cried. "What are you doing? Stop, Daddy, stop!" She jumped on her father and scratched his arm.

"Damn it!" he yelled. He loosened his grip on his wife, and she crawled away.

It wasn't the first time in their relationship that Li Yang, a Chinese celebrity entrepreneur, had struck her â€" but for his American wife, it was going to be the last.

She scooped up her wailing child, grabbed their passports and a wad of cash, and walked out of their Beijing apartment. And in doing so, she opened the door to a torrent of anguish about domestic violence in her adopted country, inadvertently becoming a folk hero for Chinese battered women.

Domestic violence everywhere lives in the shadows, and in China it thrives in a secrecy instilled by tradition that holds family conflicts to be private. It is also hard to go public in a country where many still consider women subservient to their husbands, and there is no specific national law against domestic violence.

At least one in four women in China is estimated to have been a victim of domestic violence at some point in her life, surveys show, with the rate in rural areas as high as two out of every three women. The violence takes many forms, from physical and sexual assault to emotional abuse or economic deprivation.

Lee's case has spawned tens of thousands of postings on Chinese Twitter-like sites, along with protests and talk show debates. It is especially explosive because she is a foreigner, at a time when China is particularly sensitive about how it is understood and treated by the world.

"A lot of people said, 'Oh, is it because Kim is an American and so she's too strong-willed, or her personality is too strong?'... Some others have asked whether she is making a big fuss over a small issue," says Feng Yuan, founder and chair of the Anti-Domestic Violence Network in Beijing. "This shows that in terms of the public perception of domestic violence, we still have a long way to go."

(philstar.com) Updated May 23, 2011 02:41 PM


MANILA, Philippines â€" Four Philippine universities made it in the Top 200 Asian Universities for 2011, career and education network QS reported.

Philippines' Number 1 is the University of the Philippines, which ranked at Number 62 in Asia. It was followed by the Ateneo de Manila University (No. 68 in Asia), University of Santo Tomas (No. 104 in Asia), and De La Salle University (No. 107 in Asia)

Eleven universities occupied the 201+ ranking in Asia, which included the Mindanao State University, Xavier University, Polytechnic University of the Philippines, Silliman University, Father Saturnino Urios College, Mapua Institute of Technology, Adamson University, Saint Louis University, Central Mindanao University, University of San Carlos, and University of Southeastern Philippines.

Hmm, gitujo man nig gunting, gipormag profile ni Bugsay...

Link to picture of lion feasting (not for the faint-hearted)...

http://www.africahunting.com/hunting-pictures-videos/watermark.php?file=7332&size=1

Panagsa ra mokaon ning liyon, pero kumbira jud kon swertehon...

Quote from: chicogon on March 24, 2012, 10:46:46 AM
Chinese "Free" Translation:

Balak mga tupak
Basahon kusog maak
Katawa di ba siak
Ngisi di ba boak
Sumbong di ba makak
Naog habog ak-ak
Uli amo bahakhak
Perte hangak 

Back to English, free translation:

Poem of you gone bonkers
When read out loud make hard bite
Laugh let's see if not splintered
Make sneer let's see if not shattered
Confess let's see if not lying
Go down high coconut step
Go home laughing all the way
Breathing very heavily

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bKWVuO1pCQ#

Hmm, ratón de leche?

“Three Squeaks” is the literal translation from the Chinese name of this dish and hails from a variety parts of China, mainly in the Guangdong (Canton) Province. The reason why it is called “Three Squeaks” is due to the sounds made when eating this dish. Contrary to some popular belief, this is not an urban legend dish.

The appetizeresque dish are newly born mice (still hairless and barely able to open their eyes). It is typically served with some type of cold soy based sauce. The first squeak is when the mouse/rat is picked up with the chopsticks. The second is when the mouse/rat is dipped into the sauce (temperature change causing the squeak). The third is when the mouse/rat is placed into your mouth (another temperature change).

Typically, they are very newborn and thus the bone structure is still fairly loose. These have been served wrapped in seaweed before, but that may be more rumored than anything else. -- http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/

“Three Squeaks” is a literal translation of a popular Chinese dish and is made of newly born mice. This dish is quite popular in the Guangdong (Canton) Provence and is usually wrapped in seaweed before serving. -- http://walyou.com/

Hmm, 90 to 95 percent? Dako na jud diay ang kausaban sa atoa kon maohon...

Mao ni nakanindot sa pasumbingay, kay antimano ang igo...

Hmm, naa ba kahay TB members nga nahiagom og ingon ani nga kasinatian...

Friday, April 20, 2012


HUGOT nga mireklamo ang mag-uyab human ang babaye nakakaon og ok-ok sa giorder nga pagkaon sa usa ka kan-anan sa food court sa Gaisano Mall nga nahimutang sa dalan Corrales Extension CM Recto ning siyudad sa Cagayan de Oro.

Ang mag-uyab nga mao sila si Venus Olivar ug Mark Gregor Tropel, taga Macalaban ning siyudad ang nangaon niadtong tungora sa food court sa maong mall ug nagpili og sud-an sa usa ka kan-anan nilabayng mga adlaw.

Samtang nagkaon ang duha ka mga biktima nakurat pag-ayo si Venus dihang nakita ang ok-ok sa iyang plato nga naapil pagluto sa sud-an.

Si Gregor nga nainterbyu sa Sun.Star SuperBalita ug personal nga mipatabang sa buhatan niingon nga ila dayon nga gireklamo ang maong insidente sa tigdumala niini apan giingong bayaran lang sila og usab sa ilang nagasto.

“Dili ko gusto in-ana kay trauma man to para sa amoa, wala man nag count ang kwarta ang importante wala man silay sakto nga sanitation, miangkon pa gyod sila nga dili lang kami ang nireklamo niini” matud ni Gregor. Kinsa nipasabot nga posibleng daghan pa sila ang susamang kasinatian niini.

Gani gibutyag ni Gregor nga kanunay sila nga magkan-anan sa Imperial Palace apan ang uwahing insidente maoy napakurat kanila.

Sa iyang bahin ni Gabby Bacarro kinsa Gaisano Mall Manager nibutyag sa Sun.Star Cagayan de Oro nga giaksyunan na nila ang insidente ug gain napulo sa iyang mga empliyado nga nadestino sa food court gi-terminate tungod niini.

Giklaro niini nga dili intensyon nga mabutang sa sud-an ang maong ok-ok mao nga ilang giimbestigahan nganong adunay nakabutang niini.

Gibutyag niini nga andam silang mohulat kung mopasaka gyod og kaso ang mag-uyab.

Si konsehal Dante Pajo kinsa chairman committee sa Sanitation and Health sa konseho sa siyudad niingon nga kinahanglan usa mohimo og written complaint ang mga biktima ug iya dayon kining aksyonan ug paimbestigahan. (Stephanie V. Berganio/NJM) --Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cagayan de Oro Abril 21, 2012.

Quote from: greenmachine on April 20, 2012, 10:17:00 PM
paet! kinahanglan mahuman na ang paghari sa mga tradisyunal nga mga politisyan sa bohol.

Hmm, kanus-a pa kaha matuman kini nga common dream natong tanan...

Quote from: dakog_itlog on April 18, 2012, 09:58:58 PM

Napangag na man tawon ni siyag kinaon og kalamay...

Quote from: islander on April 20, 2012, 09:12:17 PM
naa man pod diay kay reading problem, hubs.  siyarog di gyod ka makakita sa imong ikog?

Subject tail is yours, not mine...