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Double-barrelled...

Kon biaybiayon sa naminaw, bukol jud...

Hmm, unsa kahang kantaha ang angay duyogan ani...

Highly recommended for use when warming up before the performance of official duties... 

Pili lang kon unsay gamiton, depende sa mood... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 24, 2012, 05:33:59 PM
Nga si? _________________________

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 24, 2012, 07:26:37 PM
Matud ni Orogenes nga duha ka adlaw human masikop si Villanueva may duha ka mga giingong biktima usab niya ang misil-ing niini sa prisohan sa Tabo-an Police Station kinsa mibutyag nga kaping P50 mil ang nailad ni Villanueva gikan nila.

P50 mil ra? Small time...

Ni Brenda D. Batuto (Banat) Updated February 28, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Kasong estafa ang gipasaka batok sa usa ka giingong mangingilad kinsa nasikop sa miaging semana human kini ilha sa iyang nabiktima didto sa barangay Buhisan, dakbayan sa Sugbo.

Ang suspetsado mao si Kit Villanueva, 27, nga taga barangay Sawang Calero, dakbayan sa Sugbo kinsa gitumbok sa lima ka tawo nga giingong miilad kanila.

Si Vanessa Tormis, hingkod, nga taga barangay Pasil, siyudad sa Sugbo kinsa giingong maoy ulahing nabiktima ni Villanueva midangop sa   kapolisan sa Punta Princesa Police Station human niini makita ang suspetsado didto sa usa ka tindahan sa barangay Buhisan.

Si Tormis mipasangil nga gitanyagan siya ni Villanueva og baratong Central Processing Unit (CPU) sa computer nga nagkantidad lang og P12,800.

Matud sa biktima nga gipasaligan siya sa suspetsado nga kun mohatag siya sa maong kantidad, ihatod dayon niya sa sunod adlaw ang maong butang.

Apan wala tumana sa suspetsado ang iyang saad ug wala na gayud kini mopakita sa biktima busa natahap na ang naulahi nga giilad siya niini.

Si SPO4 Reynaldo Orogenes sa Tabo-an Police Station nagkanayon nga ang suspetsado gi-turn-over sa ilang police station human kini masikop sa mga polis sa Punta Princesa.

Gibutyag ni Orogenes nga ang suspetsado ilado kaayo sa pagka-mangingilad ug gani nagpunay lang og ka-blotter sa ilang buhatan ang ngalan niini.

Matud ni Orogenes nga duha ka adlaw human masikop si Villanueva may duha ka mga giingong biktima usab niya ang misil-ing niini sa prisohan sa Tabo-an Police Station kinsa mibutyag nga kaping P50 mil ang nailad ni Villanueva gikan nila. Si Villanueva gipasakaan og kasong Estafa sa City Prosecutor’s office sa ulahi niyang biktima.  - Ug Ria Mae Y. Booc sa The Freeman/WC (BANAT NEWS)

Hmm, gadamgo man ni siya nga banggiitan siyang gitarista...

He he, way kaso kay dato ang tag-iya, financial wizard gud...

Quote from: bugsay on April 24, 2012, 05:28:59 PM
mao ni ang sanga sa acacia nga giputol didto's gindolman..

Hmm, igo tingali para set of 12, at least...

He he, binandol jud. Aw, naa hinuoy daghang puya, este, kura...

Oops, nalahos paggabas...

He he, unsaon, wa man tay nahot kay way abilidad sa stak-ikstsins...

Electric bulb farm...

SWINDLERS is critical reading for anyone investing in Canadian companies. Top forensic accountants Al and Mark Rosen bring their professional expertise and their personal experience to the fore in an exposé of cons, crooks and white collar cheats that • EXPOSES conniving and colluding in the boardrooms across Canada. • EXAMINES the shocking lack of regulatory governance that gives corporate swindlers free rein to manipulate company performance. • REVEALS lax accounting principles in a frighteningly unregulated system. • EXPLAINS how conflicted auditors are led to sign off on questionable financial statements that threaten the bank accounts and retirement funds of some of Canada’s most vulnerable investors. The Rosens argue that all investors must arm themselves or risk getting burned in Canada, a market with inadequate legal protection of their interests. Even when fraudulent practices are uncovered, pursuing and successfully prosecuting white-collar crooks in Canada is prohibitively expensive. The regulatory bodies that should govern corporations and safeguard investors are all too often missing in action or asleep when called to defend the standards they have been empowered to uphold. SWINDLERS is a searing indictment of investment industry regulation in Canada, and a challenge to the status quo. Readers will be alarmed by the current investment environment in Canada and will gain essential insight to safeguard their investments. SWINDLERS distinguishes itself by providing valuable, practicable advice to every reader: from investors, lawyers and bankers, to entrepreneurs and concerned pensioners. If you are depending on your wealth to carry you through retirement, you had better keep your hand on your wallet because your eyes, and your advisors, might deceive you. And if you are cooking the books, beware: the Rosens are on to you. -- http://www.amazon.ca/

TB member galing ni siya...

Bwahaha! Pero malagmit mas consummate iyang abilidad...

Quote from: islander on April 24, 2012, 04:34:11 PM
I have seen how the cat asleep
would undulate, how the night
flowed through it like dark water;
and at times, it was going to fall
or possibly plunge into
the bare deserted snowdrifts.
Sometimes it grew so much in sleep
like a tiger's great-grandfather,
and would leap in the darkness over
rooftops, clouds and volcanoes.

Smug, in fact. Penny-wise galing...

CHARLATAN

A charlatan (also called swindler or mountebank) is a person practicing quackery or some similar confidence trick in order to obtain money, fame or other advantages via some form of pretense or deception.

The word comes from French charlatan, a seller of medicines who might advertise his presence with music and an outdoor stage show. The best known of the Parisian charlatans was Tabarin, who set up a stage in the Place Dauphin, Paris in 1618, and whose commedia dell'arte inspired skits and whose farces inspired Molière. The word can also be traced to Spanish; charlatán, an indiscreetly talkative person, a chatterbox. Ultimately, etymologists trace "charlatan" from either the Italian ciarlare, to prattle; or from Cerretano, a resident of Cerreto, a village in Umbria, known for its quacks. --Wiki

Hmm, perfect for bungee jumping na lang kaha?

Gikan ni siyang naningkaka nga madato, gikapoy tawon...

One of the biggest risks you face is that of fraud, usually through some investment scheme. But you can also be defrauded by seemingly legitimate planning, which turns out to lack substance.

Though scams are funny once you know the inside scoop, the sad fact is that many persons -- including smart businessmen -- and corporations get taken by these scams amazingly often.

Wealth can be lost through the fraud and embezzlement of bad employees, bad faith of insurance companies, or investment fraud by  financial advisors.

Wealth can also be lost because of bad decisions in trusting others. It is imperative that we learn to identify these risks and adopt procedures and practices to avoid them.

Investment con artists are clever and creative. They base their scams on the latest political and scientific developments in the news. For example, a popular investment scam sells stock in a company that is just about to announce a cure for AIDS. Some swindlers focus on specific groups, church groups, blacks, Hispanics, doctors, the elderly, and offer pitches tailor-made to the needs and concerns of these audiences. Still other scams take advantage of economic downturns and employment uncertainty with glowing reports on the earnings of those who buy a franchise or business opportunity. -- http://www.contactpakistan.com/investment/

"To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause."

He he, dali ra lagi pud maughan!

By MITCHEL MADDUX
Last Updated: 4:26 PM, February 9, 2012
Posted: 4:25 PM, February 9, 2012


A New York City investment adviser who swindled clients out of more than $14 million was convicted today on wide-ranging fraud charges.

A Brooklyn federal jury found Joseph Mazella, 52, guilty after a 2 1/2-week trial for running what prosecutors described as an elaborate "Ponzi scheme."

Mazella, founder and president of the Great Atlantic Group Inc., a Staten Island-based real estate and financial consulting company, was convicted of securities fraud, wire fraud, and mail fraud for operating a scheme that victimized senior citizens.

Assistant US Attorneys John Nowak and Winston Paes told the jury how investors were lured by promises of iron-clad returns and interest rates that surpassed what the Blue Chip giants on Wall Street offered.

Unsuspecting investors heard pitches about grandiose real estate development schemes, but perhaps lacked the financial acumen to conduct analytical research into their economic potential.

What clients would have discovered were questionable land and real estate investments in declining Rust Belt cities such as Trenton, NJ, and Utica, NY - as well as a proposed golf course project in upstate New York that never appeared to get off the ground.

A long line of victims - many of them elderly - took the witness stand to recount how their money disappeared, with many lamenting how they lost everything after a lifetime spent scrimping.

Several broke down in tears as they recounted the promises and reassurances given them by Mazella. -- http://www.nypost.com/

Quote from: islander on April 24, 2012, 10:22:33 AM
maghusa ani si hubag (noranian) ug bugsay (vilmanian).   si islander magmantinir na lang ni bb gandanghari...

Hmm, si Dely Atay-atayan ug si Chichay man to sa akong panahon...

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 24, 2012, 12:51:00 PM
Hmm, or her? Threat ba ni siya?

Klarong threat ni siya--threat to Bugsay's peace of mind...

Quote from: islander on April 24, 2012, 12:19:56 PM
eh?  in what way?  you sound like someone with dysmenorrhea.  

In the way that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Thus, in the case of sounding like someone with dysmenorrhea, suffering is in the ear of the sufferer...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 24, 2012, 09:18:41 AM
In the meantime, the Vilma-Nora rivalry should be swept back to where it has been â€" in memory.

He he, silhigon balik sa suok sa panumdoman...

Philstar â€" 7 hours ago


Before the Vilmanians and the Noranians clash in another “civil war” now that the idols’ long-dormant rivalry is being revived around the issue of who should be declared a National Artist, I suggest that we should look around first to find out who really deserves it more.

Taking into account not only their body of work but also their great influence and impact on the industry in particular and the public in general, plus of course their longevity in their profession, there are a few others who should be so honored. That’s not to say that Vilma Santos and Nora Aunor don’t deserve it because they do. But it’s not their time yet.

Name three?

One, Eddie Garcia who is an icon who has proven himself in all genres and who has been leading a life both as an artist and as a person devoid of any scandal (he hasn’t been charged for even the slightest offense such as traffic violation, has he?). Eddie is on the same level as those who have been accorded the honor, such as Eddie Romero and Lino Brocka. (FPJ was named National Artist but as far as I know, the honor hasn’t been acknowledged by his family because it was perceived to have been granted by an administration “hostile” to them trying to appease them.)

Two, Rosa Rosal who has amply shown her mettle not only on the screen but also, more so, off it in her capacity as head of the Red Cross. She has distinguished herself on two fronts â€" as an entertainer and as a public servant. I’m sure the public knows her track record on both fields.

Three, but of course, there’s Dolphy the eternal King of Comedy whose contribution to the industry is beyond reproach. As in the cases of Eddie and Rosa, Dolphy is an artist par excellence. In fact, he has become a brand. Say comedy and what name comes to mind? Dolphy! In fact, Sen. Manny Villar has been moving heaven and earth to have Dolphy given the honor, long before another congressman came up with the proposal in favor of Nora…and yet another one for Vilma. But the congressmen are, so to speak, barking at the wrong tree because it’s neither the Legislative Department nor the Executive Department that’s in-charge of screening the nominees but two duly-authorized agencies, The Cultural Center of the Philippines (CCP) and the National Commission for Culture and the Arts (NCCA).

Again, before Vilma and Nora, and even before Eddie and Rosa, I second Sen. Villar’s motion to first declare Dolphy a National Artist, considering the Comedy King’s present condition. The honoree should be given the pleasure to savor the honor while he’s still around, don’t you think?

Even Vilma agreed.

Asked by Funfare about her opinion, Vilma texted back , “Okay, of course! I’m 200 percent in favor of Dolphy. He deserves the recognition. It’s long overdue.”

There you are.

In the meantime, the Vilma-Nora rivalry should be swept back to where it has been â€" in memory.

Paet. Mao pay namoso, mao pay argabyado...

By Yee Xiang Yun in Johor Baru/The Star | Asia News Network â€" 21 hours ago


Johor Baru (The Star/ANN) - It was supposed to be the happiest time of her life, but for a 26-year-old factory worker tragedy struck when her husband-to-be was stabbed to death right in front of her a day before their wedding.

The woman, who wanted to be known only as Sharina, watched helplessly as her lover was savagely attacked by their three former housemates, all foreigners, over an incident when one of the men walked into the bathroom when she was taking her shower.

The victim, Indra Asrul, 29, was fatally stabbed in front of a double-storey shophouse in Jalan Dedap 23 at 11.30pm on Saturday.

His grieving bride-to-be claimed that it was their Myanmar housemates, including a couple, who attacked Indra.

According to Sharina, one of the men walked into the bathroom while she was showering a week ago.

"The bathroom door was faulty and could not be locked properly.

"Indra confronted him over this but after the first incident, I suspected that the man took a peep whenever I showered," she said at the Sultanah Aminah Hospital mortuary here yesterday.

She then reported the matter to their landlord who advised them to move out to prevent any trouble.

"We moved out and stayed with my relative temporarily while we looked for a new place to stay as newly-weds.

"We returned to the shophouse on Saturday to get some of our things but before we could do so, the three rushed downstairs and attacked my fiance," she said.

One of the men used a metal rod and repeatedly stabbed Indra in the abdomen, Sharina said, adding that all three then fled.

"I could only hold him while waiting for the ambulance but he died 15 minutes later," she said.

The two were supposed to marry yesterday after planning their wedding for more than a year.

Seri Alam OCPD Supt Roslan Zainuddin said the police were still identifying the suspects.

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Relax. Kalma lang gud ta. Let's have some restroom reading... 

Mark Twain was talking about another time and place, but the truth still rings true:


"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself..."

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 23, 2012, 09:40:56 PM
Bai Hubag, it stresses the fact that even back then (some 100 years ago), Chinese people from Southern China never referred to the islands in close proximity to the Philippines as being part of Zhongguo (China), but rather, were always considered part of Feiguo  (Philippines).

As anything outside of China proper was considered foreign. I gave a personal anecdote lang, as my lolo is Chinese and from southern China.

Aw, mao ba? Of course, an anecdote is not an argument any more than a toad is a frog...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 23, 2012, 08:54:44 PM
Some Chinese patrol ships, according to the ICG, were unaware of the limits of the areas where they were supposed to assert sovereignty.

ICG said it interviewed an official with the Maritime Safety Administration in China’s southern Hainan province who said he did not know what area to defend. The official was not further identified.

Isn't it crystal clear? Where do you hide a leaf? As Father Brown found out in "The Sign of the Broken Sword", where do you hide a dead body?

Just send the money, meyn. Send it to the TB administrator. Send it to the PCSO. Send it to the Bohol provincial governor.  Just send the money, meyn. And when you make money from your financial speculations, just sent 10% of it to charity, meyn. Just do it, meyn.

He he, kon hacking war lang, basin naa tay tsansa...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 23, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
I mean naa ni exemption Toy pero ang ultimo nga nagluib mao ni ilang sampolan ani. Ang exemption ani is politician, celebrity ug mga businessman.

Bitaw pud, pero makadismaya hunahunaon nga ang mga politician, et. al. mao hinuoy di madutlan ani...  

Then just send money. Ask like-minded people to do the same. Ahong sensibility lang, no, likay anang pledge-pledge, lista-lista, naay pangalan unja naay corresponding contribution.  Luod jamo, an... 

Quote from: chritopher01 on April 23, 2012, 12:01:28 PM
On most of the occasions you may need the help of these professionals in case you are struck with some kind of issues. Apart from the help you can enjoy a good number of advantages too.

Are you talking about American professionals? And what idiotic advantages are you talking about? When a Filipino loser wants to spend the rest of his miserable life in the US?    

Look at the big picture, guys, the BIG picture!

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 23, 2012, 12:49:04 PM
They are being ridiculous in their arguments because during the time of my great-grandfather, who was a pure-blooded Chinese from present day Guangdong, the people in that area referred to the islands south of China as "Ngoi Dou", which means "far away islands".

Sorry, but aren't you also being ridiculous with this argument?

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Posted on April 22, 2011 by Andre


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Sori, pero di madali-dalig priso ang mga mayor nga gaymayng 0-10...

Hmm, diversionary tactics to wave the wand over the Chinese populace, anyone? Read Chinese current events, for God's sake...

Bitaw oi. Medyo OA man ning moderetso tag create og Fund kintahay on the basis of an old post. Kalma lang gud ta. Di ta palabig pasikat... 

Hmm, reality bites...

Kon mopasar man ugaling ni nga bill, morag pangag balaora...

This handout photo released by Hendrik Freitag, of Germany's Senckenberg Museum of Zoology shows one of the four new species of freshwater crab found in remote areas of the Palawan island group. The tiny crustaceans were found in streams in remote areas of the Palawan island group, according to a team led by Freitag.

AFP News â€" Sun, Apr 22, 2012


Four new species of freshwater crab, bright purple in colour, have been discovered in the biologically diverse but ecologically-threatened Philippines, the man who found them said Saturday.

The tiny crustaceans burrow under boulders and roots in streams, feeding on dead plants, fruits, carrion and small animals in the water at night, said Hendrik Freitag of Germany's Senckenberg Museum of Zoology.

Found only in small, lowland-forest ecosystems in the Palawan island group, most have purple shells, with claws and legs tipped red.

"It is known that crabs can discriminate colours. Therefore, it seems likely that the colouration has a signal function for the social behaviour, e.g. mating," Freitag told AFP by email on Saturday.

"This could explain why large males of various Insulamon species are more reddish compared to the generally violet females and immature males."

Scientists began extensive investigations of similar freshwater crabs in the area in the late 1980s, when one new species was found -- the Insulamon unicorn, Freitag said.

More field work led Freitag to conclude there were four other unique species.

"Based on available new material, a total of five species are recognised... four of which are new to science," Freitag wrote in the latest edition of the National University of Singapore's Raffles Bulletin of Zoology.

The carapace of the biggest, Insulamon magnum, is just 53 millimetres by 41.8 millimetres while the smallest, Insulamon porculum, measures 33.1 by 25.1 millimetres.

The two other new species were called Insulamon palawense and Insulamon johannchristiani.

The four slightly differ from the first find, and from each other, in the shapes of their body shells, legs, and sex organs.

US-based Conservation International lists the Philippines as one of 17 countries that harbours most of Earth's plant and animal life.

Reptiles, birds or mammals likely prey on the crabs, and it is possible people in remote areas also collect them for food, Freitag said.

However, the main threats are the ongoing forest clearing for farming, mining or home building, since this risks drying up their small habitats and causes water pollution, he said.

"Even if the habitats are not entirely destroyed, the smaller the remaining habitats, the higher the risk of extinction for a species," he said.

Manila Bulletin â€" 11 hours ago


MANILA, Philippines - A House of Representatives committee has approved a bill that would impose stiff penalties on married citizens engaging in sexual intercourse with an individual other than his or her legal spouse.

The House Committee on Women and Gender Equality has endorsed for plenary action on House Bill 5734 which also eliminates gender bias in laws penalizing the crimes of adultery and concubinage.

HB 5734, an Act Defining the Crime of Sexual Infidelity, is a consolidation of five bills filed by Deputy Speaker Ma. Isabelle Climaco; Susan Yap (LP, Tarlac); Josephine Veronique Lacson Noel (LP, Malabon-Navotas); Teddy Brawner Baguilat (LP, Ifugao); and Linabelle Ruth Villarica (LP, Bulacan).

The bill defines sexual infidelity as an act committed by any legally married person who shall have sexual intercourse with another person other than his or her legal spouse.

Lacson-Noel said HB 5734 does not exempt a person whose marriage has been subsequently declared void.

However, the crime cannot be prosecuted by anybody except upon the complaint of the offended spouse.

''The bill aims to protect the institution of marriage,'' the neophyte solon said.

Lacson-Noel said the bill also eliminates the disparity between the penalties imposed by existing laws on the crimes of concubinage and adultery.

Under Article 333 of the Revised Penal Code, adultery is committed by a married woman who engages in sexual intercourse with a man not her husband. Offenders are punishable by prision correccional, a maximum jail term of six years.

On the other hand, Article 333 of RPC metes out on the offender a penalty of destierro or banishment from the community where the couple lives for a certain period of time.

HB 5734 treats the two crimes as the same acts that constitute sexual infidelity.

A penalty of prision correccional in its maximum period will be imposed upon a person who is found guilty of keeping a ''paramour in the conjugal dwelling.''

On the other hand, if cohabitation takes place in a location other than the house of the legally married couple, the penalty will be prision correccional in its medium period.

Lawmakers proposed that an offended party can no longer file charges against the alleged offender if the former is also guilty of sexual infidelity or had abandoned the guilty spouse without just cause for more than one year.

Ah, is it somewhere here where Meryl Streep looms in the film adaptation of Fowles' The French Lieutenant's Woman?

Hmm, do you think this is a good idea?

By Aurea Calica (The Philippine Star) Updated April 22, 2012 12:00 AM


MANILA, Philippines - Malacañang said yesterday it is open to the proposal of Pampanga Rep. Carmelo Lazatin to invite Walt Disney Company to build a Disneyland theme park in Clark, Pampanga.

Lazatin wrote Robert Iger, chairman and chief executive of Walt Disney, asking him to consider Clark as the location for their next Walt Disney Park.

He said Clark’s 4,400-hectare main zone and 27,600-hectare subzone would be perfect for a new park.

Deputy presidential spokesperson Abigail Valte said there is no reason to block such proposal.

“That has to be studied... Of course, we get the general idea because it will bring in business and promote tourism. That’s what the President (Aquino) always says,” Valte said.

“It has many multiplier effects, but we will have to study it first...You remember what President Aquino said during the energy summit (in Davao City last week)? If it’s a reasonable proposal, there’s no reason why we should not look into it,” Valte said.

Lazatin told Walt Disney the tax-free privileges given to locators at the Clark Freeport Zone made it an attractive destination for investors.

He also cited Clark International Airport that is expected to serve at least 1.6 million passengers this year.

He said the airport would make it easier for tourists to enjoy the amenities and entertainment Disneyland is famous for without the hassles of long travel.

Apart from the airport, which will offer convenience to visitors, hotel accommodations will not be a problem as Clark has the best hotels where visitors can enjoy Filipino hospitality, he said.

“With our population of more than 90 million Filipinos, a Disneyland theme park in the Philippines could be a major income generating site for your company,” he said, adding that some four million tourists visit the country every year.

Hmm, mosamot diay kadaghan ang turista sa atoa kon maohon...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 22, 2012, 07:52:05 PM
gikasab-an pagkagabii, pasabot outside-the-kulambo, wala katambid, posible nga na-depressed kay wala ka score the night before.

Pildero, wa kamamam, wa ka-score, natulog sa tugkaran, basin gipaak og timos ang pikoy, pastilan, wa nay pakabuhian pa...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 22, 2012, 07:52:05 PM
pagkawalay dungog pud ning kamatayona. of all trees, ipil-ipil pa gyud.

Hmm, maayo gani kay way atis sa duol...

Hmm, swerte and kapitan kay finished contract na...

Flagship nga nalunod?

Former president and now Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and her cabalen say a prayer before the start of her belated birthday party at the Veterans’ Memorial Medical Center yesterday.

Modagan ba kaha...

Hmm, lisod sabton tawhana...

Ni Darrel A. Carumba/WC (Banat) Updated April 22, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Gumikan sa kaguol nga gikasab-an tungod sa pagkasugarol, ang usa ka ulitawo nga may kapuyo naghikog sa kahoy nga Ipil-ipil didto sa barangay Mantayupan, lungsod sa Barili sa miaging Biyernes sa buntag.

Ang nagpakamatay mao si Dennis Ricaplaza, 21 , ulitawo apan dunay kapuyo , nga taga Mantayupan. Si PO3 Henie Aspera sa Barili Police Station mibutyag sa Banat News nga nianang Huwebes sa gabii, si Ricaplaza gikasab-an sa iyang kapuyo nga si Ma. Elvira Pasiluna, 20, tungod sa pagka sugarol niini nga nakapasamot sa ilang kakabus.

Matud pa ni Pasiluna, 20, nga nanluod si Ricaplaza human niya kasab-i ug sa pagka-tungang gabii natulog kini nga nagbanig og sako sa ilang tugkaran busa iyang gipasagdan.

Apan sayo sa buntag niadtong Biyernes mao nalay nakita ni Perfecto Ricaplaza, amahan sa naghikog nga nagbitay na sa sanga sa Ipil-ipil ang iyang anak pinaagi sa pisi nga gilikos sa iyang liog ug gigaid sa sanga sa maong kahoy ang pikas tumoy  niini ug wala nay kinabuhi. (BANATNEWS)

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 22, 2012, 08:38:28 AM

Fraction

Bwahaha! Fraction, or numeracy in general, is obviously just a fraction of this guy's problem...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 22, 2012, 06:32:44 PM
Ug uso man gani peligro sa tentasyon si Bugsay. Gwapo raba tong tawo unsaon nalang,kapila intawon kaha siya gitintal na.

Ayay, bantog rang wa nay panahon sa TB. Wa na galing kaantos sa siging mantinil og unlan...

Hmm, giuhaw tingali si doggy kay gikang gipakaon sa bata... 

Quote from: chicogon on April 22, 2012, 09:17:19 AM
O basin nakatilaw ug pospos kay nasakspan... nagpaayo pas samad usa mobalik deri hehehehe 

Hmm, basin pud nagpakita isip anay aron di mamatikdan, nagtuwad nga nangwakwak gikan sa silong. Pastilan kay diha man diay butakaw...

Bwahaha!

Bwahaha!   

- lingaw jamo ang Insik

Hmm, uso pud diay ning kabit-kabit sa Tsayna...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 22, 2012, 10:36:12 AM
bwahahahha perting katawa nako diri murag inglinog ag bay. lum it man jud nga batasan

He he..

Quote from: islander on April 21, 2012, 10:44:19 PM
my two-cents' worth, battered pa sa tanang tinumban.  emotional and psychological battering man ning gihimo sa asawa.  maayo pay himoon siyang angkla sa barko hangtod matugkan ug sisi. 

Sa akong tan-aw aning asawaha, morag gisisi nang daan ang iyang kasingkasing...

Quote from: islander on April 21, 2012, 10:37:22 PM
hahahahahahahaha!  paskang nimo hubag.  asa na man to si bugsay?  pareha ra ba mong duha aning liyona, hahahahaha!  gasakit akong apapangig ug kinatawa ani.

He he, wa ba kaha labnota sa ismi ang gisul-ob nga lion's mane ni Bay Bugsay...

Di pud tingali ni moresulta sa gira, bisag ang Scarborough Shoal tukoran pag fair o kaha pwede tamnan og parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme...

Gamug-ot gud ang model...

Quote from: chicogon on April 22, 2012, 11:29:06 AM
Bisan pag girag luwa morag lupig jud ta tsk tsk tsk... 

Girag luwa? Lumos tang tanan, hasta ok-ok...

Nakaengkwentro galing og ubang wakwak, nalingaw sa winakwakay...

Mora mag giganahan hinuon ang liyon nga gigitik...

He he, tangtang ang lum-it nga batasan...