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if it's just the size of the picture, i wouldn't call it downgraded.  if she were made to look ten years older and fatter, that would be another story.

as i've always suspected, the yawning difference is that neither is a cell phone.

wa gyod masud sa akong tangkugo nga ang pangadye para diay ta madato, hahaha!  mora man nig nagpasabot nga ang mga nadato kusog mag-ampo.  na, peligro, kay daghang nadato ug panikas.  kasiaw ba nimo, vistabel.  dis-a man ka nga dugay-dugay man kang nawala?  welcome back!

whaaaattt?  you have no answer until now, wasp?  too bad i can't help you myself.  i hope someone will, very soon.

OT:  why the name wasp?  is it for white anglo-saxon protestant in the league of george herbert bush, or the insect?  interesting choice, this name of yours. 

welcome to tb!

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 09, 2011, 11:28:26 PM
Only one that I believe in: Jesus Christ.

our redeemer is a given, bai lorenz.  surely, you must also believe in the fish that you eat, if not in the half-human, half-fish called a mermaid.

no, but the egos of the couple and their families could be, which can be prohibitively expensive. 

my own wedding is still a conversation piece for my nieces.  unbelievably cheap, they say.  naturally.  my own dress cost only 95 pesos. (lol!)  it was an off-the-rack thing that no one wanted because it was so small.  but it fitted me to a t because i was only 87 pounds then. 

not that my ego is zilch; it's just that i've always hated being a star in my own production, especially one that i can direct.  in other words, i never liked the idea of walking down the aisle, oogled at by strangers.  i took only three steps, from the first pew of the small chapel to the altar.  there was no one except immediate family members and two close friends.  reception cost:  2,500 pesos.  the only fly in the ointment was the groom's choice of drinks, a bottle each of hennessy and dom perignon.  but that's another story.  besides, that was his money.

i don't think i'm less married now just because my wedding wasn't anyone's dream wedding but my own.       

your info on the liquor sale ban at fuente caught my attention, ben.  i remember (being required to join the sinulog by our office ages ago) when we had to hunker down to protect our heads and run for our lives, in full sinulog regalia, when those beer bottles started flying in our direction.  thrown by drunks, of course, who had the habit of cruising fuente and gen. maxilom ave.  i hated the sinulog since then.     

hehe, tide is u.s.-based while ariel is u.k.-based, but both are manufactured by procter and gamble.  i couldn't tell the difference in their efficiency, but price matters.  in europe, i used ariel.  in the philippines, my preferences are tide and surf.  the best, though, is amway's laundry detergent.  too bad it's not readily available in supermarkets. 

it looks like one of those photo ops that ends just there, a mere oops... 

this bike will never take off.  sorry for my cynicism, but i doubt if anyone of us here is in a hurry to own one.   

unsa kahay dangatan ni tatay vampire kun ang rebulto pa ni ninoy aquino nga nanampiling ang iyang gi-atake, labi na karon nga presidente si noynoy...

luckily, yes.  a paper boat, too.

maybe we should also ask:  was he self-destructive?

lorelei?  i believe in it as i believe in fairies and tinker bell and peter pan.  which means that it was good for the imagination while one is growing up.  if it helps one get through childhood, believe in it, but don't live it.

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 09, 2011, 01:03:06 AM
when we went to Leyte, my titas were telling to wear diamond jewelry to ward off the evil eye/spirits of some people in leyte kono. para sa akon, indi ako mag tuo ana pero ning talinghog man ko sa ilang gi sulti. para sa respetar lang sang mga tiguwangon nga tawo.

hehe.  my "belief" is in keeping with the fact that people can convey harmful thoughts.  these harmful thoughts, being energies, can manifest themselves as real physical harm.

let me tell you what i know (or was told) about the role of diamonds in warding off evil.  like crystals (and surely you know how some people take crystals, which are used for healing, protection, etc.), a diamond's role in warding off evil is supposedly to absorb the harm, thus diverting it away from the person.  hardy as a diamond is, it's supposed to crack if such an eventuality happens.  lol.   

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 09, 2011, 12:59:31 AM
hello isles,

belated happy new year and christmas season!

luckily we have presumably greeted each other before and after the season.   advanced happy valentine!

si bugsay nahimong luwag.

nahimo na tingaling botoy.

motoo ko.  wa pa ko kasuway, wa pa koy nakit-an nga gibarang, wa pa koy nakaila nga nakaingon nga kahibawo siya mamarang o nabarangan na ba siya.  pero motoo lang gihapon ko.

glad you mentioned the word "choice", honestjeenn.  lucky you for starting early in this latest networking scheme.  call it by any name you want, be it multi-level marketing or what-have-you, it's still a pyramid scheme.  those who came ahead, the uplines, will get more if they recruit more downlines who may get less if they don't get to recruit more, until there's no one left to recruit except house pets, all the way down to house mites.

by the way, if the moneyed pastor wishes to share his wealth, why would he choose a complicated way of doing it, with products to sell besides?  haven't we heard enough of the rich who always wish to get richer?

welcome to tubagbohol!   

Excerpts from G.R. No. 176864 of the Supreme Court, December 14, 2010 (re the acquittal of Webb, et al.):

On motion for reconsideration by the accused, the Court of Appeals' Special Division of five members voted three against two to deny the motion, hence, the present appeal.

On April 20, 2010, as a result of its initial deliberation in this case, the Court issued a Resolution granting the request of Webb to submit for DNA analysis the semen specimen taken from Carmela’s cadaver, which specimen was then believed still under the safekeeping of the NBI.  The Court granted the request pursuant to Section 4 of the Rule on DNA Evidence to give the accused and the prosecution access to scientific evidence that they might want to avail themselves of, leading to a correct decision in the case. 

Unfortunately, on April 27, 2010 the NBI informed the Court that it no longer has custody of the specimen, the same having been turned over to the trial court.  The trial record shows, however, that the specimen was not among the object evidence that the prosecution offered in evidence in the case. 

This outcome prompted accused Webb to file an urgent motion to acquit on the ground that the government’s failure to preserve such vital evidence has resulted in the denial of his right to due process.

CONCLUSION

In our criminal justice system, what is important is not whether the court entertains doubts about the innocence of the accused since an open mind is willing to explore all possibilities, but whether it entertains a reasonable, lingering doubt as to his guilt.  For it would be a serious mistake to send an innocent man to jail where such kind of doubt hangs on to one’s inner being, like a piece of meat lodged immovable between teeth.

Will the Court send the accused to spend the rest of their lives in prison on the testimony of an NBI asset who proposed to her handlers that she take the role of the witness to the Vizconde massacre that she could not produce?

WHEREFORE, the Court REVERSES and SETS ASIDE the Decision dated December 15, 2005 and Resolution dated January 26, 2007 of the Court of Appeals in CA-G.R. CR-H.C. 00336 and ACQUITS accused-appellants Hubert Jeffrey P. Webb, Antonio Lejano, Michael A. Gatchalian, Hospicio Fernandez, Miguel Rodriguez, Peter Estrada and Gerardo Biong of the crimes of which they were charged for failure of the prosecution to prove their guilt beyond reasonable doubt.  They are ordered immediately RELEASED from detention unless they are confined for another lawful cause.

for the massacre's sheer tragedy, i wouldn't dare trade places with mr lauro vizconde.  the most hardhearted of human beings would find in his heart a corner for sympathy for what he went through.  but what of the law, and justice?  

those justices at the supreme court aren't idiots.  it is their duty to look at evidences and legal proceedings coldly.  it is not as if they would lose their jobs if they displease prominent people.  hubert webb and co. were sentenced by the lower courts when freddie webb was still a senator.  if such government position had any bearing on the supreme court's decision, why should it be now when freddie webb is no longer a senator?

most of us may know enough the gripping details of the vizconde massacre as fanned by the media as much as we know where our sympathies lie.  however, it may help us gain perspective if we go through the details of the supreme court's decision.  (G.R. No. 176864 dated December 14, 2010; it's available on the internet.)

justice, after all, is not only for the victims but also for the accused.

the taste is still there, but the quality has somewhat deteriorated, the size is smaller, and it seems the candy has more caramel than milk now, so it feels harder.  it is as though they have scrimped on the ingredients.

a happy new year to you too, luckybelle!  go easy on the chocolates.  you may get pimples.  make them last until valentine's day. 

missed you too.  my vacation was spent mostly on appointments with doctors and the dentist.  but i've been to bohol.  if you were there, let it be said that i regret not seeing you.     

what i know of this nano car is that you get it cheap at its most basic, meaning that you still have to add many parts that the cost of materials and labor adds up and raises the total price of the car.  can you imagine buying a car without rearview and side mirrors?  that's what a nano car is, from what i've read during its launching.

lisod tuhoan ang nangitag workers kunohay unya mo-register ang worker by paying.  mora mag paagi lang ni nga ang 'recruiters' mahalinan sa ilang product, which in some cases are those so-called training kits.  wa niy kalainan sa household help nga aron madawat nga housemaid mobayad una siya sa iyang amo.  hanap.   sorry for being a kj this new year.  there are just too many money-earning gimmicks on the internet, it has become difficult to trust anything and anyone.

sa akong mahinumdoman, morag nauna pa ang halls sa snow bear.  buot ipasabot nga batabata pa gyod diay ni si www.tubagbohol.com.  mas karaan gyod tuod ang white rabbit.  akong namat-an duha singko centavos pa ni, unya dagko pa gyod.  sunod na-tulo diyes centavos.  unya na-duha kinse centavos, dayon tag-25 centavos ug na-singkwenta centavos, inubanan sa iyang pagkagamay ug pagkamenos sa milk content, nagka-way lami.  tagpila na man ni karon?  wa na man god koy palit-palit ani.

senorita candies; those were great.  they came in colored shiny wrappers and were poorer local versions of lemon drops.     

what i will never understand is why oil prices shoot up when the dollar-peso exchange rate shoots up and why they still shoot up when the dollar-peso exchange rate goes down.  in the philippines, prices of oil and commodities continue to rise like the miniskirt.  it's strange that other countries, with government intervention, are capable of markedly lowering prices of oil and commodities, including house rental, during certain circumstances.

cats and dogs, whether they're called pussies or bitches doesn't matter.  i honestly like all animals, though i wouldn't care for slithering ones, like snakes and lizards.  a pet pig is just as adorable, like the one i had named terrence when i was in grade 4.   oh, animals, what would the world be without you?  i love you all.

when the moon was on the seventh house and jupiter aligned with mars... bitaw, that's my way of saying that i don't know.  by the time i got curious, my mother was no longer around.  (she passed away when i was 12.)  now i also don't know if i'm missing some very important information like the time when i was born.

mahinumdom man lang ko ani sa merkano nga nag-ingon: "the best kind of banana is saging."  suman?  masabtan man tingali gihapon nato kun naay moingon ug showman?

bugsay, kun di ka moabli bisag kadiyot sa tb, kun di ka mohatag sa imong cebu city address o kaha mobile phone number pinaagi sa pag-pm nako, ako nang kaonon ang chocolates para nimo.  hapit na ko mobiya sa cebu city.  sige ka... beeeeee! 

wow!  many happy returns, ms da binsi.  sweeter as the years go by...

brad pitt 

at the receiver's own risk, hehehe.  it looks like one has to keep on spending for this present.

a merry christmas to you, luckybelle and lorenz and all tb friends!

thanks, cuj.  a merry christmas to you, too. 

after my long vacation for the holidays and taking the chance for some real physical overhaul (finetuning?), my stiff left shoulder and arm are much less painful now.  that means more time on the computer keyboard, yipeeeee! 

OT:  mo-goodnight usa ko, fr chic.  nigimaw man ug balik ang akong tendonitis.  mokaging man diay kuno ning akong tendons sa left arm kun mag-computer.  hinaot unta nga naay computer table nga momasahe at the same time.  hinoon, nakatabang baya nako ang acupuncture.  (show me the needles, never mind the money. )

goodnight, fr chic and tb netizens.  over and out.

hehe, di na lang ko moingon nga tingali naughty and nice pod ka...

"the shack"?  not yet.  but ahhh, sweet mystery of faith.  i thought of getting hold of it during very bad times so i can gain strength. 

aaaarrrggghhh!

puryang istoryaha.  incomplete.  it does not even say whether the deed was done before or after embalming.

i will visit bohol before 2010 ends.

Quote from: chicogon on December 21, 2010, 01:06:52 AM
Unsa to nang OAD? Naglibog nako sa kadaghang congregation of Religious gawas sa nagka tiguwang na ko hehehe 

bag-o pa sad ko nakahibawo ani... order of agustinian discalced.  pagkadaghan ba diay sa klase sa mga agustinians.  daghan gyod diay ug fans si st. agustin.

why man wa man ko matagaig apil ni manny ug money?

hehe, daghan man hinoon ug peanut butter dinha sa u.s., fr chic, labi na sa georgia on my mind, so sure na sure ko nga di ka hidlawon ug mani.

OT:  naka-misa de gallo na ko diri sa cebu.  lucky me, bisan nauwanan.  OAD nga pari ang celebrant.  great homily.   

maybe not.  but they're definitely suicidal.

i just know because we're still together despite the ups and downs, the roller coaster rides, the merry-go-rounds, those dark tunnels.  we've been through bad and worse and worst, but we're still together.  so he must be the right person, or the person who made me right.

show us the money!

thankful that my tendonitis in my left arm is healing.  now i can go back to the computer.  and tb.  slowly.  it was caused by too much time spent on the computer, hehe.

i missed you all.  honestly and strangely. 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on December 06, 2010, 01:05:45 AM
I am very exhausted between my job for 12 hours and going to the hospital. Last night I slept there, and left the hospital at 430 AM to go to work. My car was  jumping on the ditch 2 times, wihout realizing I was driving passed 85. I don't have experience taking care of sick people....I am scared!!!

I realized in life a situation arrives when you have no choice but to do what you believe is right!

I am taking care of my estranged husband! He was in the Philippines starting a new life when all of a sudden he was diagnosed with pancreatic disorders at St. Luke's Medical Ctr. He has to come home for more examinations only to find out he got stage 4 pancreatic cancer.

Please pray for him that may God help him with his sufferings, in accordance with His will and time.

heroic. 

my prayers for both of you.

belated birthday greetings, benelynne!

Quote from: bugsay on December 01, 2010, 10:41:17 AM
....pagdala lang ug sungkod...nya piyong-piyong sab.....syarooohh......na gyud na'y motabang nimo'g tabok..

no probs.  all the time, okay nako, on the condition nga ang sungkod, inig huso sa handle, rapier diay nga weapon unya lupad dayon kog "yaaaahhhh!", morag charlie's angels.  da, putol diretso imong bugsay.   (beee, dia na ko sa cebu, sigeg katulog.)

wanton noodles sa chowking.  mokaon lang ko diri sa hotel kun pamahaw kay arang mahala, ma-guilty ko nga motulon.  gahi na pod ang akong pinutos nga sobra gahapon sa restaurant nga ginganlan ug north park didto sa 'market market' mall ambot asa to ni dapit sa manila. 

north park's food is superb.  nibalik mi ngadto kay nabilin akong eyeglasses, mao nga kaon na pod didto gikan nitan-aw ug harry potter movie.  opkors, gipaputos ang sobra, pero galisod na kog kaon ani karon kay gahi na ang fried rice mao nga nanaog na lang ko sa chowking ug nag-take out.  di ko mokaon sa chowking mismo tungod sa noise nga makatangtang ug atuli.  nakapangasaba pa ra ba kog laing customer nganong iya kong gisapawan sa linya, hehe.   

ug magkalisod, lantaka mahimo pod labon pasko na.  kun wa nay kahibawo mogamit ug lantaka karon, tambutso na lang ug motorcycle. 

very, very, very beautiful.  thank you, fr chic.  what a christmas gift to tb netizens.  thank you.  p.s. i've always loved the song 'turn, turn, turn' by the byrds (and the lettermen), culled from eclesiastes.

ang points sa opposition from the likes of pernia et al (whose credibility is untainted, unlike those politicians who would always be suspect as to their stakes in the project) must be taken seriously.  hinaot unta nga maminaw ug tarong ang hingtungdan nga decision makers, for bohol's sake.  tuod, naa bay nabaradero nga eroplano sa ibabaw kay way katugpaan sa bohol?

sa una bitaw, sa cebu, sigeg pangusog ang gobernador (si emilio osmena) nga ibalhin ang airport didto sa liloan.  bright pa kaayo mo-present ngano, apil pa kintahay ang isthmus sa liloan that would render the new airport safer.  tanto-tanto, iyaha na diay kunong yuta tanan didto atong dapita.  whew!  today, mactan airport is still there, so near bohol. 

kay x man diay ka, magselos ba gihapon ka?  tubag.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 30, 2010, 05:27:35 PM
sang toto o lang gid damo gid ya ilonggo ga ugmad sang gawas sang pilipins mao gid ya maka dani gid sila sang mga torista gid para sang pilipins mao na ya na "aton ini pilipins" o "pilipins my bilabid pilipins" pode gid pro

indi!  indi lang ilonggo ang pinoy!  gahi gid imon ulo gid bla.  bilabid pilipins sa imon kigols.  ma-wrong ispiling pa ug bilibid pilipins, humantikaang.  

Quote from: david on November 30, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
dili maayo ang ehemplo nianang tawhana swerte na naging bato pa og ako ang makakita bahala na og mag abot ta hangtod sa  emperno dili jud naho itug-an,  lisod nang pulihan si rizal sa iyang trono;D

aha, labuton pa nimo ang impiyerno sa pagkuhag butang nga di imo?  kalooy sa impiyerno.  ka-joker ba nimo bai david uy.  panghinaot lang nga di unta ikaw ang mawad-an unya pareha nimo ang makakita nga bahalag mag-abot mo sa impiyerno di gyod niya iuli, haraw, hahaha!  by the way, wa gyod tawoy trono si rizal, gawas ug trono imong tinan-awan sa iyang monumento.  kun maohon, unsa kahay tinan-awan nimo sa inodoro?  korona?  uy, naunsa na ba ning akong estorya...   

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 30, 2010, 09:30:22 PM
There is a Mark Igot in Friendster a lady..from lapu lapu city try to start your search there..

thanks for the tip, vrglguaps.  i'll do that even if it amazes me that mark igot just might turn out to be a she!?  but then i knew someone who's named kenneth and she's a she too.  glad my parents didn't call me guapo, hehe.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 30, 2010, 06:21:16 PM
kalibangong

humang nang?

Quote from: Chongki on November 27, 2010, 12:14:02 PM
pungot kay pildemos

sa lotto 55?

Quote from: bugsay on November 27, 2010, 11:11:39 AM
gitugnaw
gilaay
kaulion
kakuanon
gigutom

paskang... hoy, pagkuan dinha, pagluto!

a most inspiring news item.  more, more.  there is hope for our country, as i've always believed.

haaayyy, super man your answer, bolbs.

hehe, payts, bolbs, payts.

hello, solisashley68.  i'm a recycling believer.  how do we get in touch with you if we wish to view your recycled items?

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 30, 2010, 04:22:43 PM
enjoy you holiday miss Isles ,it takes days to adjust to the life home .Be always aware of opportunistic people.

thanks for the warning, vrglguaps.  how tragic it is that we get this feeling of being had right in our own country.  i hope it's more imagination than real, though most of us honestly believe that it's more real than not. 

i always give myself a week to adjust again, to the noise, especially.  as for opportunistic people, whew, luckily, i don't have relatives or neighbors who would hover once someone from "abroad" comes around.  i have the crazy feeling they'd rather keep their distance from me.  perhaps it's the way i look (draculina, hahaha!) or that nothing surprises them anymore. 

as for opportunistic strangers on the road, well, they have it coming.  just yesterday, when someone on the street called for me to take a taxi (there are pesky dispatchers here, right?), i put him off by staring him down and saying, "marunong akong tumawag ng taxi".  boy, did he get away from me soon after.

as before, as ever, i still don't know how to cross a street here by my lonesome, whether in manila or cebu, huhuhu. 

way_paki, i hope you could read this.  it took me hours to look for this thread again.  (i forgot the title, that's why.)  i wish to look for these children (basureros) in busay, cebu city, as i will be in that city for almost a month. 

may i know if you personally know mark igot of lexmark international philippines who authored what you posted?  i wish to get in touch with him so i will be on the right track; right place, right children.  would you know his contact number?

i told myself last may when i read your post that i will do all i can to visit these children when i get to cebu.  now's my chance.  a christmas gift of groceries and perhaps some cash would be fine, but i also want to give their names to dswd and even go as far as giving a lift to their case officer who may be assigned to these children.  and i will follow things up.  please help me bring my plan to fruition.  this may be the only good thing that i can do this christmas.  thank you very much.

ang mga ex kuno atong pasultihon.  surely, ang uban nato ex baya pod.

i love this song too.  it's nice to know that we're past seventeen.  then, everything seemed crazy.  now we can laugh at those good old days. 

kam on, gib me a brek.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 25, 2010, 08:14:47 PM
Happy Thanksgiving sa mga US-based Tubaganons. Good morning to all!
I have a rough night, only now that thew news that someone in my family has pancreatic cancer just sank in. It hurts really hard when you know that days are numbered, it hurt even more to see the people you love slowly lying in bed.

PANCREATIC.. wish it could have been different kind at least for the hope. At 6% survival rate, I am hoping against hope.

i'm very sorry, wolfie.  a confrontation with the finality of a loved one's mortality is never easy.  my prayers for your family's strength.

i am most thankful for this post, hof, and i hope to be able to practice at least one of this decalogue not only for today.  i hope too that i do not sound too ambitious knowing that things are better said than done.

do i love the sight of snowfall, vrglguaps. 

just came from the balcony of a 19th floor hotel room in manila to look at the horizon of this topsy-turvy place.  i can never get used to the abuse of car horns in this teeming metropolis.  i wonder if i would ever want to stay here again.  but then it's as if i have a choice.  just now i can hardly wait to get to cebu and bohol. 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 24, 2010, 04:42:01 PM

Mas maayo pa " Aton ini Pilipins"

buyag, bolbs.  ano ba ini?  mga ilonggo lang ang tourists?

Quote from: Mulligan on November 23, 2010, 09:44:39 PM

Ilisi nalang ug Wowowie Philippines.   

hahaha!  bawot-bawot man sad nig bulaga philippines.

to be honest, this insults the idea of creative writing.  10 to 15 news items a day, fine.  even 20 is believable if there are enough events to report.  but creative writing?  i dare the most prolific of creative writers to produce 10 to 15 pieces a day.  that means 10 to 15 poems or short stories and the like, the kind that even the production of one had to be agonized over.  never mind the remuneration. 

Quote from: chicogon on September 13, 2010, 05:18:27 AM

This was a moment fo truth for me... "when the lamb was led to the slaughterhouse..." 

great pic, fr chic, in a very familiar setting.  does this mean you were the only ordinandi (or is it ordinandum?) at the time?  there's fr boy rara there!  unfortunately, he's the only one who's familiar to me in that line of priests behind you on your way to the slaughterhouse.     

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 24, 2010, 04:36:24 PM
kalaban na blue jab

jab-lo baya kay red.

morag moturok galing ning ilang wawartz.  (hello, scarbzy migs.  missed you.  glad you're back. )

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 22, 2010, 03:59:47 AM
ang iring banbanon nga sungkaban?

among iring banbanon ang ngan luigi di gyod manungkab kay mas ganahan siya silbihan ug fine dining, complete with fork and knife.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 23, 2010, 10:20:04 PM
Green jokes ang uban ipokrita dile kuno kahandle pero mao pod binuhatan.

binuhatan nga green mosumbalik nga blue.

off to my volunteer work at the cat shelter in 30 minutes.  it's my last before my trip for a long christmas break at home.  i'll be missing those homeless cats and orphaned kittens very soon.

wow!  granting that she has every right (why or how is beyond me, except perhaps if on paper she is still legally married to the lotto winner because they haven't divorced), that still wouldn't make her less of a thick-faced bitch.   

lisod himoong balut kay opaw man.

OT:  mo-goodnight usa ko.  natagak na akong kalimutaw sa duka.  

goodnight, tb netizens!  

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 11:43:26 PM
hahahahaa..pughak or binogak

bugok.

another thread had spread the yarn about a dog and a household help.  some extremely unusual cases are more mystifying though.  examples:


Shelton man charged in sex assault on horse

A city man is accused of sexually assaulting a horse on a neighbor’s property, police said.

At about 6:15 p.m. Monday, Joan Flannery of 8 Partridge Lane told police that a man on her property appeared to be touching a horse in a sexual manner and the horse appeared to be in pain.

Police said a Flannery family member reported seeing a man putting his hand and arm inside the horse’s vagina in a repetitive motion.

Officers found a man, identified as Marian Wegiel, 63, of 11 Partridge Lane, in the corral.

According to Lt. Robert Kozlowsky, Wegiel told police he was comforting the horses after they had been scared by a loud noise.

Wegiel allegedly stated he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses. There were three horses in the corral, but only the one female appeared to have been touched, police said.

According to Detective Ben Trabka, Wegiel and the owners of the horse aren’t friends, and Wegiel had no reason to be on the property. Police said they don’t know if this has ever happened before.

“They never caught him doing it before,” Trabka said. “The resident came out and saw it Monday evening. It certainly is bizarre, a strange deviant sexual behavior.”

The Flannerys contacted a veterinarian, who examined the horses. Police said the horse didn’t appear to be injured. (New Haven Register, Oct. 10, 2010)


The Pumpkin and the Man

A man is driving home late one night and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander. He thinks to himself, you know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles. He pulls over to the side of the road, picks out a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it, and begins to screw the pumpkin.

After a while he is really into it, and doesn't notice the police car pulling up. The cop walks over and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"

The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, "A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?"

Analysis:  Even when passed off as a "news" story, it's easy enough to tell that this apocryphal tale of sexual embarrassment had humbler beginnings as a plain old dirty joke. It's the clever punchline that gives it away, as can be more readily seen in this bare-bones version found on a humor website.

That noted, I'm obliged to confirm that in 2002 a disconcertingly similar incident made newspaper headlines in Warren, Michigan when a local man was convicted of traipsing around nude in his back yard and, in full view of his neighbors, "using a pumpkin to sexually gratify himself." He was sentenced to 90 days in jail for indecent exposure. (urbanlegends.about.com, circulated on the internet since 1998)


Romancing a Toyota

Popping down the street to pick up some groceries may seem like a regular chore, but imagine finding a man trying to hump a Toyota SUV!

A drunk man was caught having sex with an SUV that was parked on a main road. The man, who has not been named, was seen with his pants down and getting it on with the front end of the Toyota 4X4. After a short time finding that the Toyota wasn’t responding to his advances, police arrived on the scene, and of course being the 21st century, the whole thing was caught on video and posted to the internet.
(The Inquisitr, sept 16, 2008)

islander:  toyota must be a she, like mercedes.

wow!  grrreat.  thanks, fr chic!

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 22, 2010, 04:55:28 PM

purple autumn?

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 22, 2010, 04:37:01 PM

sooooooooooo cute.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 01:32:13 AM
himongaan ra ba diay ang kamao molomlom

aw, kinsa god tuod ang magbuot kun molomlom tong naay mga itlog nga pumupusa.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 22, 2010, 09:40:33 AM
Hala oi, ka-cute. I love you Felixander

he knows it, luckybelle!

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 09:23:37 PM
Fine. I love working my way up. Good night, Ms. Isle... 

hehehe, with such backbreaking work, you'll never reach the middle.

this is just to say
that there will be
no breakfast, dear
unless you wake up early
to buy the bread
at the corner store
because just now i'm off
to bed and don't intend
to wake up early.

special messages for hubag and vito:

manoi hoboi, kibra-kibra gamay kay luya na kag tuhod.

vito, kung mahilig kang maglaro ng apoy, sabi mo, tingnan mo... na hala, tingni, di ba luto na imong itlog, hahaha! 

di ba diay mauwaw ning inahan nga makit-an iyang pictures nga hapit nude sa iyang anak?  purya sang inahana nganong careless sa iyang photos.  giganahan pa ang tonta... how vain.  both mother and son deserve each other.   

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 12:01:25 AM
sobra pas  gitaban, gilomloman pa.

karon pa ko kahibawo nga himungaan diay ka. 

do i know where for sure?  di gyod.  do i surely know where i want to be?  oo gyod.  wa ko mag-apura anang padulngan nga eternity, that's for sure.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 11:11:08 PM
nagdungan ug kawa gud.. tapos ulitaw pud si vhins.ok ra

kadto diay nga nawa ka, naa sad diay kay gitaban?

at ten kilos(!) though, thomas is my biggest cat of all.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 10:22:29 PM
Where are you, SCARB and VHINZ?


nagtaban na ang duha..hahahaha

hahaha!  haraw lunggoan ka ni scarbzy, agoizt.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 21, 2010, 07:41:38 AM
Hmm. Mora mag malnourished ning iringa. Tsk, tsk, tsk, nagkinahanglan ni siyag high-protein diet, like fresh meat...

on the contrary, he's bigger than the usual stray.


toilet-trained, with breeding.  all he needs is opera appreciation.


emperor felixander the great with his great bangs.