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nawagtang gyod hinoon si conchita (may god bless her soul) sa pag-develop sa estorya... ang wa ra mausab ang mga killers.   

oy, mora bayag inintsik ning balikotsa.  wa baya hibaw-ig hinuwaman lang ning pulonga ug gihimong bol-anon... 

you have a wonderful world, raqz!

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 17, 2011, 06:49:38 AM
Hmm. Don't forget the plants...

i'll seriously consider them...

e, youthful man god tingali ni si sir fd.

bitaw.  bisan diri sa atoa, secondary na lang ang pagtuon ug automatic.  sa driving school, manual gyod intawon.

hahaha!  nakalusot.  hinaot unta nga sa imong paglingkod ugma sa pagdokdok sa tb way sisi ang imong lingkuranan.

there's also a moncadista colony in cebu, nestled in an inland elevated valley some meters above sea level, accessible via minglanilla.

pormag baga-baga gyod hinoon ug liempo si honorable.

oooyyy, nauwaw na ka?

when man ning imong discovery of shoes i-advertise dinhi sa tb?

bisaja jamo ning balaka.  di kasabot ani ang uban, ma-tagalog o ma-major-major, gawas kaha ni bolbs.

hehe, at least, here's one congressman who knows the difficult word "menopause".  kalimot lang siya nga siya diay "nikupos".  he's a nikuposal boor in heat, hahaha!

wow!  di gyod ni kas ug gasolina!

as for the hapless congressman (an unknown, until his tirade was publicized), it looks like he's getting as much as he gave.  and he's supposed to represent volunteer educators?  how can he educate well if he's a boor?  what a way to diminish the meaning of "volunteer" and "educator" with a few words.  i wonder how he treats his own wife...   

yes, raqz, puwera sa exceptions, kuyaw pod hinoon ning ubang pal flight attendants sa international flights, labi nag pinoy ka.  they're more like unfulfilled schoolmarms than great sky hostesses.  probably it's because they believe they've made it because of their international flights assignment that they act as if the rest of us are mere mortals.  kapila na ko katilaw ani nila.  on the other hand, they're not the worst either.  try continental airlines.  ugh.  lupig pay mga wrestlers sa ka-rough ug kamug-oton.   

nganong naa na may mga killers sa bohol nga ingon ani, some of whom even manage to cut cleanly?    

automatic is easier than manual, no doubt.  just curious; why do we still have both?  what are their respective advantages and disadvantages, aside from the difference in gas consumption?  p.s. in a manual car, i'm not good at restarting after stopping on a sloping road.

Quote from: glacier_71 on January 17, 2011, 09:48:24 PM
pedal ni...

manual diay gyod.  when kaha ning sapatosa ma-motorized?

wish you all the strength in your care-giving days, wolfie.

goodnight, cuj, bugsay and all you tb citizens who are still awake and who just woke up.  (this is my second goodnight for the night; i said my goodnight to bai hubag more than an hour ago, hehe.)

urbi et orbi,
tutti homini,
tutti femini,
tutti frutti...

goodnight!

ahh, and for the greatest season of seasons, wear bow ties without pants.

nobler is the wife who can bear no more
and gets back in doubly full measure.

Quote from: bugsay on January 17, 2011, 12:15:41 AM
mangunot ko'g bugan...nyahahaha

siguroa lang kang sir fd ha? 

frankly, i believe the mayor's mother had brought her up to respect the church.  i doubt very much though if she was brought up to flood and intimidate voters with money during elections to clinch victory.  the church holds no respect for that, i guess.  

di gyod.  mahadlok kog pangpang akong tugpaan.  hubag na god na...

favorite ra ba ni si bruce lee ni igsu bugsay mo, bai hubs.  usa ra man god iyang egg.  i mean, ni bruce lee ba...

during our scheduled house blessing at the end of the month, i will ask the priest (a close friend) who will bless the rooms and sprinkle them with holy water to also do the same to our dogs, cats, and birds.  it won't be strange.  in spain, there's a town whose bishop and priests bless and sprinkle with holy water all the pigs lined up at church on st. isidore's feastday.  besides, if inanimate things like wedding rings and rooms are blessed, why not live animals?

all in a day's volunteer work at the cat shelter

job details:  1)  playing with rescued kittens and cats to prepare them for adoption and homing
                 2)  cleaning the shelter twice a week

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 16, 2011, 08:49:24 PM
Mao ba kaha ni ang "namumungay" sa Tagalog... 

mao gyod...

purya.  naunsa na ba ni...

though i don't like his prose (shrill and boring) at least this columnist believes in something aside from the soap opera that is willie revillame. 

hehe, kanyahay ra gasigeg ngiaow diri ang usa sa mga iring.  napagaw na intawon.   

goodnight, bai hubs.  will be turning in in a little while myself.  i hope the din here subsides soon.  the neighborhood is quite noisy as it's sinulog day.  i look forward to titled dreams, though.

surprisum?  aahh, the mysteries of love.  it isn't always what it seems.   

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 16, 2011, 10:00:24 PM
Ah, just when my teeth already are falling with my hair. But I guess it's never too late to have a faery of one's own, tooth or otherwise...

all the more reason for you to have a tooth faery; more surprises for more falling teeth.  as for falling hair, well, you'll have to look for a hair faery somewhere else...

- toothless smile
- toothful smile

p.s.  both are hairless

that's reassuring.  i would like to think well and believe your interpretation more than my suspicious imagination. thanks.

true love waits, part 3:

human ninyog celebrate sa inyong 25th wedding anniversary, kalit lang kang gibiyaan sa imong asawa.  nikuyog siyag lain.  laing babaye.  di diay ka niya type.  imo gihapon siyang gipasaylo.  nakasabot ka.  ngano god tawong di man ka kasabot nga sa 25 ninyo ka tuig nga panag-uban upat man intawon ang imong naoyab nga lalaki.

thanks.  henceforth, this here faery is now your tooth faery.

aw, kun mag-body-building, di ba diay apilon ang tudlo.  lisod sad kaayo kun kusgan ang lawas pero ang mga tudlo mahoyang...

morag... naglisod ko ani kay ako man ganing gukdon akong iro kay di ko ganahag mabasa kun mag-uwan.  labaw pa ang iring nga dali ra kaayong mag-feline pneumonia... unya kini silang mga bata gipauwanan lang?  hinoon, mora man hinoon silag nag-enjoy sa uwan, as i enjoyed the rains before, kadtong panahon nga di pa ko daling mamaol sa tun-og.  nahibung lang gyod hinoon kog giunsa nang bata sa likod. 

kahibawo ka na... di ko ganahan ma-ban sa tb.  lisod nag relihiyon nay hinganlan kay, na, moaso unya kog benditahan ni fr chic...

you speak the truth, friend.

mas kapahimuslan ang body-building ni bugsay kay kusog na siya mangusi, morag alimango.  tangtang gyod ang bagol-bagol sa magpabuangbuang.

lisod gyod tuod taytolan.  giunsa man intawon anang ulitawohay ang kinadak-an nga batang baye?  gikanaog gikan sa pikas sa kural?  nagbaha ba?  unsa may estorya ani, bai hubs?

great.  thanks.  i've always liked sergio mendes and co. since way, way back.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 16, 2011, 02:06:30 PM
A wasp's waist should be more like it, I presume?

ahh, you flatter me.  sadly, my waist is that of a dragonfly and not a bumblebee.

Quote from: BolBuhol on December 17, 2010, 09:26:30 PM
buy a vidgetable

mahal gyod tingali kaayo ning vidgetable.  pang-museum.  akong desire nga makapalit na lang unta ko bisag table.  sugot na lang kong way vidge.

wa ba diay kalainan ning balay sa tikasan ug balay sa daginotan?  hinoon, sugot na lang kog ibalhin-balhin ang balay nungka usab-usabon ang relihiyon kun panahon sa tingpista...

player in green shirt:  wait, wait... you're supposed to go after the big planet of a ball, not its satellites!

1st player in blue shirt:  big ball sa imong mata!  mas maluya kag dali kun ang gagmay among unahon...

2nd player in blue shirt:  daliiii, ginalaylay na akong kamot, lintik gid!

3rd player in blue shirt:  mis amores! que horror!  el nino tienes tres huevos!

duol pod sa tumoy sa layo, sa unahan sa hintungdan luyo sa banggera diin si hubsay nangharana...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 16, 2011, 08:28:48 PM
Snow bear? Mao man ni ang chaser sa among tagay kaniadto. Human og yarok sa ESQ, ugom dayon sa Snow Bear, unya iuli dayon sa lamesa para sa sunod nga mo-shot...

hehe, di kas ug ilimnon kun mao.  nahubog na mo daan sa inambitay sa snow bear pa lang...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 16, 2011, 08:18:30 PM
Ginatawag ko gid si Bay Bolbs, kung ano gid man ang komento niya sa ginahambal diri bla. 

ganahilak pa galing kadto nga ganabasa ani...

gakinahanglan ba kaha nig reading glasses?

libog akong kutaw unsay matag alimokon...

karon pa ko.  bakakon diay ang macho.  gapasabot ba pod ni nga ang mga baye matinud-anon, unya ang mga naa sa taliwa, kanang mga mermaids ug mermacho, half-truthful?

no, thank you.

'what a wonderful world!'

bilib sad ko sa blondie kay lingin bayag tiyan, morag naay sulod nga tiyanak.

what's wrong with a staircase?

my noble friend, chew not upon this...

thanks too, wasp.  truth be told, i have the intelligence of a wasp.

tingalig bana na siya ni thumbelina.

klarohi ra god ko unsay balikotsa.  kaila kog tira-tira, pero wa koy hanaw unsay balikotsa.  palihug lang.  di ko ganahan nga ma-ignorante pag-ayo.

cute, bai hubs.

akong pamahaw ganina kay puto, di suman o bibingka.  well, i must say goodnight now.  till tomorrow, tb netizens!   

hahaha!  ka-thrilling ba... oy, sige bayag hisgot si bai hubag sa imong lantay, in various threads.

kun ang dalaga ngayon ay nag-agi na kang sir fd, sureness ko nga nahimo na nang lola, after the fact.  hala, dawata nang naa sa hulagway nga gihatag ni states.  otherwise, mabunalan mo sa sungkod.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 13, 2011, 08:32:52 AM
Can it be that what has deteriorated is your sense of taste? 

not at all, bai hubs.  if at all, my taste has become more fastidious.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 13, 2011, 10:45:10 AM
Needless to say, some ways of making money are better than others...

yeah, like those big pharmaceuticals supplying the contraceptives after lobbying with our legislators.

my, my.  hinaot unta nga di maglunop dinha pareha sa australia.  you're in a nice country, that's why.

hahaha!  good old bloomers.  morag daghan ana ang gasul-ob diri karon sa cebu.  mga laki, di baye.  nag-costume sila as spaniards nga kauban ni magellan.  for the sinulog festivities.


man in bloomers

patatas tingali kay kauban man sa tangkong.

and i thought this bag (in the child's hands) is our own louis vuitton...

i never was.  neither of facebook, twitter, or whatever else is out there that defies my understanding.  there's only tb for me.

ask ko number nimo, you no give.  gusto ko ako tawag, kay pukawon unta ta takag alas 3 kaadlawon.  numdom man god ko sa una, pabuto ko libentador dinha, bisag nalubong my shoes in the snow, trying hard pa gyod.  kaso, b-a-y-o-t diay ang akong pabuto; they hissed, they did not bombs away at all.

paita sa kontra kun naay mogawas anang lobota intawon...

hehe, missed calling you during the holidays.  hope you had a wonderful time.

nganlan na lang nato nang una ug guillotine hold.  ang ikaduha nga imong giingon nga mas lisod, wa koy makit-an.  mao tingali na ang gitawag ug invisible hold.

ngeee, kalooy sa kabayo...

happy new year, scarbzy migs!  it's refreshing to know that you're back after the holidays.  

p.s. there's sinulog tambol-tambol here in cebu nowadays.  pit senyor!

bantog rang morag padung mosipa ang usa sa butt ni miss blond...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 15, 2011, 06:59:48 PM
Another beneficial genetically modified chicken...

i would like to believe that the house and post are miniatures, the man is diminutive, and the chicken is normal.

outwitted by the elevator.  wow!

p.s.  the movie was disappointing.  it tried hard to adhere to the story.  the result was dragging.  this is one book whose words---the descriptions, the nuances--- just can't be translated, much less seen, in the medium of film.

whew!  great, with thomas pynchon himself as the writer of the review.  i almost fell of my chair when i read his name at the end.

hehe, morag gisapaw ra ang cow, judging from the line at its belly.  mora hinoon ug cutout ang picture.  it is a rabid football fan disguised as a cow.  chances are, he is irish.   

old amsterdam.  it's heavenly.

fatay!  ano ba ini.  paging, bulbohol!

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 15, 2011, 05:52:48 PM
If you go to hell, you'll be so damned busy shaking hands with all your friends,
You won't have time to worry!

SO WHY WORRY?

hahaha!  suddenly, my worries have scampered away... imagine, i don't have to miss my friends... and tb netizens, perhaps? 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 15, 2011, 01:47:17 PM
saba dinha, Nong! nag yawyaw naman pood ka karon.

hahaha!  morag yawyaw nga tinuod baya ni.  dako man god pod si big boy lorenz nga taga-valencia.  pit senyor from cebu!

ugh!  is this for real?

so do bad things come to an end, too.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2011, 10:26:15 PM
Ako, oi. I remember taking the picture. What I don't remember is where I was standing then... 

aw, ikaw man kaha... sureness gyod ko that you were standing on your feet.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2011, 10:24:26 PM
Ach! Entschuldigung! "Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen."   

richtig, ludwig!

ayaw na lang mo pagguntinganay, day, doy.  pagsugod na lang mog praktis nga maglimpiya-bota kay dugay-dugay ug taas-taas ning sapatosa limpiyohan.  kalas pa gyod ug biton.  by the way, unsa may tawag sa gisul-ob sa ilawom ani?  medyas o brief?

akong tagnaon giunsa ni bai bugs pagpangamuyo... niboluntaryo siya nga maoy moyabo sa orinola...

kun wa ka mahinumdom, basin bayag di diay ikaw ang nagkuha ani nga picture...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2011, 09:06:53 PM
Conceding their royalty status and our peasant envy withal... 

envy not, peasants!  time and again these royals were transformed into victuals; they never suffered you to meet the same fate.  thank your heathen gods, thusly. 

apologies well taken.  this broad forehead understands...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2011, 09:44:08 PM
By all means keep you Villa fanhood, Ms. Isle. 

was ist das?  i thought silence means yes.