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Quote from: bugsay on May 12, 2012, 08:56:26 PM
kinahanglan nga dako ka'g lamoy ani......kay dapat bolto ang ihungit....

Pilion ang pagkaon nga dagkog hiwa, sama ani...





Wa blema basta ihamal... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 11, 2012, 06:44:34 PM
First Consolidated Bank (FCB) has a branch in Guindulman, Bohol. The mayor of Guindulman puts up her own bank (under her mattress).

Hmm, way salig sa bangko, o kaha hadlok mahibaw-an nga daghang sapi?

Bwahaha! 

Quote from: bugsay on May 12, 2012, 07:50:30 PM
bunal man dayon bisag mao pa'y pagbalik..

He he, dagpas ra ni, ang puspos gireserba...

Quote from: bugsay on May 12, 2012, 07:56:48 PM
labong kaayo....

medyo may pagka kulot ang utok sa artist..

He he, mas kulot ang utok sa gatan-aw. Bahag man na...

He he, suheto jamo sa mga posibilidad...

Mao jud. Wa pa gani ka first base. Wa ras kumingking ni Bugsay sa abilidad...

1 Hypocrite





This is the toughest one and the hardest to say in public, mainly because Lennon’s murderer (above) cited it as his primary motive, but that doesn’t make it any less true: Lennon was a perfect example of someone who lived by the hypocritical dictum of “do as I say, not as I do.” As his critics sometimes point out, all you have to do is go straight to his songs. The man who sang “imagine no possessions” lived a millionaire’s life in a posh New York hotel. The man who sang “imagine no religion” was obsessed with every spiritual and New Age fad that came his way, including Hindu meditation, the I-Ching, and astrology of all kinds. The man who sang “all you need is love” was a bitter, violent, and angry man who abused his family and friends. The man who praised having “nothing to kill or die for” helped finance and publicize radical groups who extolled the use of violence. Quite literally everything his fans see personified in the icon of John Lennon are ideals the man himself either couldn’t or wouldn’t live up to.

2 Desperate for Money and Fame





As much he liked to pretend to be a misunderstood artist following his own uncompromising vision, the truth is that Lennon pursued fame and fortune from the beginning. Even in the early days when the Beatles were a struggling bar band, he used to extol them by saying they would go “to the topper most of the popper most.” He happily went along with the Beatles’ haircuts, suits, and calculated image; as well as the band’s innumerable media appearances; only denouncing it all as shallow and empty later in life, when he was cultivating an avant-garde reputation. His relentless antics with Yoko Ono in the early ‘70s now seem to be such a blatant plea for attention that one wonders how anyone took them seriously back then. And of course, he never turned down any of the fat paychecks that came his way as a result of his fame and success.

3 Mindless Conformist





Despite his reputation as a freethinker following his own path, Lennon was an obvious case of someone desperate to fit in. Yes, he was trying to fit in with groups that were considered non-conformist, but conformism is conformism. Right from the beginning, Lennon was posing. Back in the day, the teddy-boy look was the in thing, so he shows up in leather jackets and a pompadour. Then its the cute pop look. Then the psychedelic hippie thing. Then the angry avant-garde hipster. It never ends. Everything about Lennon, from his music and politics to the way he dressed, was an attempt to fit in with sub- or counter-cultures that already existed.

4 Follower Not a Leader





This is true of pretty much all the Beatles, but with Lennon it’s particularly obvious. In the beginning he was following the American rhythm and blues tradition with a smattering of Roy Orbison-style pop ballads. Later he’s obviously trying to channel Bob Dylan. Then he’s aping the psychedelic stylings of the California drug bands. After that, he gloms on to avant-garde, John Cage-influenced (above) modern art music. Truth be told, there wasn’t much Lennon did that hadn’t been done before by more original and talented artists.

5 Talentless


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7uBrx5aJ20#ws


This is probably the most controversial item on this list, and it must be admitted that it is an inherently subjective issue to some extent, but a very good case can be made that even as a musician and a songwriter, Lennon was remarkably under-talented. First, he was at best an average guitar player, mostly confined to basic rhythm parts, and his piano playing wasn’t much better. As for his songwriting, yes he did write a handful of truly inspired songs, but as time passes and the nostalgic hype surrounding the Beatles begins to fade, a lot of his works comes off as silly and dated. Try reading the lyrics to “Strawberry Fields Forever” or “Come Together” sometime. They’re pure hippie psychedelic babbling, the kind of thing that passed for profundity in the drug-induced haze of the late 1960s. The only thing that makes them work is the terrific production, for which credit easily goes to producer George Martin and the other Beatles as much as to Lennon himself.

In fact, looking back on the Beatles legacy, one can make a pretty good case that both Paul McCartney and George Harrison (on the later albums, at least) were superior talents to Lennon in the songwriting department. The truth is, after about 1965, Lennon more or less drops out of the Beatles. He had almost nothing to do with the Sgt. Pepper album, and most of what came after was â€" by everyone’s admission â€" largely at the behest of Paul McCartney. By the end, as you can see in the film Let It Be, McCartney was desperately trying to motivate a Lennon who simply didn’t want to be there. As for Lennon’s solo career, there are five or six memorable songs and the rest… Well, can you name a single track from “Sometime in New York City”?

6 Politically Clueless





People tend to see Lennon as some sort of divine guru of peace and love because of his political activities in the early 1970s. The truth is that most of Lennon’s reputation as a political activist is based on photos of him with various ‘60s radicals and his own press statements. He never actually did anything whatsoever of note in the political realm, and most of the radicals he cultivated thought he was an ignorant poseur. The few things he did actually do, like giving money and publicity to violent groups like the Black Panthers, are nothing to be proud of.

7 Broke Up the Beatles





Contrary to later tales of a spontaneous break and/or the decision by Paul McCartney to leave the band, it was John Lennon who destroyed the Beatles. Certainly, all was not well with the band during the final years of the ‘60s, but it was Lennon and Lennon alone who brought down the axe, announcing at an otherwise routine meeting that he was leaving the group. It was kept under wraps for some time, but no one was under any illusions about the ability of the group to go on without him. Essentially, Lennon’s departure made the death of the Beatles inevitable; it just took a year or so for the obituary to be written.

8 Pathological Liar





Put simply, John Lennon made up his own life â€" exaggerating, embellishing, and outright lying when it suited him to do so. Usually, he did so out of pure egomania â€" a desire to make himself appear better than he actually was. Everyone does this to some extent, but in Lennon’s case, he rewrote almost every major event in his life to suit his tastes. He claimed he had been a working class lad from Liverpool before the Beatles; he was actually raised in a comfortable middle-class home. He denied being married during his early years of stardom. He claimed to have met Yoko Ono at an art show and their love blossomed spontaneously; in fact, Ono had stalked him for months before he gave in to her advances. He claimed to have lost interest in the Beatles due to Paul McCartney’s tendencies toward pop music and dominant role in the group, as well as his desire to do his more avant-garde work outside the band; in fact, he had all but left the band in its last two years as the result of a serious addiction to heroin. When he emerged back into the public eye shortly before his death, he claimed that he had been spending time baking bread and being a stay-at-home dad; in fact, he had been living in a drug-induced haze most of the time. The truth in all of these cases was embarrassing, but no more than the kind of behavior many rock stars acknowledged engaging in during the ‘60s and ‘70s; Lennon compulsively lied about it anyway.

9 Emotionally Abused His Son





Without question, the greatest victim of Lennon’s character failings was his oldest son, Julian. Lennon clearly resented the young boy whose conception had forced him into a marriage he didn’t want and trapped him in a domestic routine he was too immature and narcissistic to sustain. Both Julian and his mother Cynthia have publicly stated that Lennon was alternately absent, indifferent, drug-addled, and generally unpleasant to be around during Julian’s early childhood. After he divorced Cynthia, Lennon took off with Yoko Ono and dropped out of his son’s life for years. After they reconnected, Lennon severely emotionally abused his son on several occasions, berating and screaming at him until the boy was reduced to tears. Once, Julian giggled and Lennon shouted back, “I hate the way you f***** laugh!” Julian was not yet a teenager at the time. In perhaps the saddest statement ever made about Lennon, Julian later stated that Paul McCartney was more of a father to him than his real father was.

10 Wife-beater





There’s simply no way of disputing this: the revered icon of peace and love had a serious problem with violence against women. This has been documented all the way back to his Liverpool days, and he eventually admitted it himself later in life. His first wife Cynthia and his second, Yoko Ono, were both victims of Lennon’s brutality at one point or another, and given that most men who beat their spouses or girlfriends regularly are not particularly discriminating about the object of their violence, it’s frankly impossible that they were the only ones. It seems clear in hindsight that the gentle icon the hippies worship was actually a man with very serious psychological problems who often flew into uncontrollable fits of rage which he took out on the women in his life.

Top 10 Unpleasant Facts About John Lennon
by Edward Benjamin
http://listverse.com/


When you’ve essentially been canonized as a modern secular saint, there’s no way to not be overrated to one degree or another, but in the case of the legendary John Lennon, the gap between the idol people worship and the real person is so enormous, and the accolades that come his way so over the top, that it’s impossible not to try and mitigate the damage to some degree. The truth is, many people â€" young and old â€" all over the world model their lives and beliefs after the Lennon icon, and they really, really shouldn’t. Here’s why:

Di ra ba kalihay...

Silang duha...

He he, di ikauwaw ang bun-og kay tabonan man...

Naghisgot ni siyag anananggal...

Bwahaha! 

Kaluoy sa misis. Kon wa lang unta siya mobalibad, nalimitahan unta ang parte sa lawas nga nabun-og...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 25, 2012, 08:22:52 AM
He revealed that despite warnings and admonitions from his wife and family to live his life easy and spend his winnings wisely, he gave away money to friends and complete strangers, gambled away and drowned himself drunk to his heart's content.

Aw, di pud baya diay siya angay magmahay...

Grilled ants actually taste good...

Bwahaha! 

Hmm, morag proud man si Manoy sa iyang "trophy"...

This fisherman in the Philippines lost part of his arm while carrying out dynamite or 'blast' fishing - one of the most destructive fishing methods, both for the fishers and the marine environment.

Scientists estimate that 56 per cent of the coral reefs in Southeast Asia are at risk from fishing methods that destroy the fish habitat, of which dynamite fishing is the most common. Dynamite fishing is done easily and cheaply with dynamite or home-made bombs created from locally available materials. Explosives are typically thrown towards the reef and explode on the water surface. Fish are killed by the shock waves from the blast and are then skimmed off the surface or collected from the bottom by divers. In some cases, fishermen are left injured, or seriously maimed for life These explosions not only injure humans and kill large numbers of fish and other marine organisms, they also destroy the physical structure of coral reefs. On average, a 1-kilogram (35 ounce) beer bottle bomb can leave a rubble crater of approximately 1 to 2 metres in diameter, killing 50 to 80 per cent of the coral in that area. It can take hundreds of years for the physical structure of a coral reef to rebuild after being reduced to rubble in this way. Although illegal, dynamite fishing is practised in up to 30 countries in southeast Asia and Oceania and is also common in eastern Africa. Many efforts are being made to counter this threat. In Tanzania, for example, a collaborative effort between fishing communities, the government and environment groups, has virtually eliminated dynamite fishing from the shores of that country. Often referred to as the "rainforests of the oceans", coral reefs host an extraordinary variety of marine plants and animals (perhaps up to 2 million) including one quarter of all marine fish species. But some 58 per cent of the world's reefs are reported as threatened by human activities, including dynamite fishing. Scientists at the recent International Coral Reef Symposium warned that half the world's coral reefs will disappear within 25 years unless action is taken now. -- http://www.peopleandplanet.net/

Kaapurado bitaw tuod. Basin nagkalibanga ang tawo...

Ang concern sa Amerika naa sa pagseguro nga magpadayon sila nga number one in the world militarily and economically. Ang Phl-US MDT usa lang sa baratohong mga instrumento aron mapatuman kining maong tinguha.

He he, optical illusion diay...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 12, 2012, 09:55:41 AM
anti-utot prevention. dual purpose pud.

Basin di mo-prevent, mosuyop lang sa baho...

Hmm, daghan ra bang meaning ning FR...

Quote from: chicogon on May 12, 2012, 03:04:57 PM
Papa o mamaw? 

Hmm, nga wa pa mobalik?

Quote from: bugsay on May 12, 2012, 03:07:40 PM
hehehe...lain akong bingwiton...

Hmm, sama pananglit sa hinayhay nga panty sa Araba?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 12, 2012, 09:44:47 AM
Patay dihadiha ang usa ka ginang human kini nag-unay og pusil sa iyang ulo atubangan sa iyang duha ka anak tungod sa grabing pagselos ngadto sa iyang kapuyo diha sa bukirang barangay sa Cambugho siyudad sa Danao alas 9:00 sa gabii niadtong Domingo.

Sa gabii sa miaging Domingo
Usa ka ginang nga taga Cambugho
Nag-unay og pusil sa iyang ulo--
Naghikog tungod lang sa pangabugho.

Botoy is back!

Otrong KSP...

Di ka kaako pagpamingwit kay ingon man ani kamabulokon ang mga isda...

Kon nag Bachelor of Laws 1971-1975, most likely around 60+ na ni siya ron. Hmm, naa ta pipila diri ka member nga katalirongan ani niya... 

Yataps kon maohon. Ingon ani ra ba kuno ang rooms...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on May 12, 2012, 11:09:51 AM
nasobrahan sa kinilaw ug bahal maong nabaradero. Na imagine nako Toy nga mura ka aning iring nagtihaya sa kabusog.

He he, gaaslom ang baba sa atay kay wa kahilisi...

Dia pay lain... 

Quote from: bugsay on May 12, 2012, 10:56:20 AM
ang kanahan....


come to fafa......

He he... 

Architects of Deep Ocean Technology have created this conceptual design of an underwater hotel.
http://www.barnorama.com/

Mao jud. Nasobrahan pud sa bahal...

Kuyawa diay ning gugma-gugma...

He he, nabaradero kog kadiyot kay nagkalibanga... 

He he... 

Quote from: balong on May 08, 2012, 04:24:41 PM
I hope you can forgive me.

There's nothing to forgive. Truth to tell, I wasn't offended at all,  just as I never meant to offend. Just cool it, meyn...

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 09, 2012, 10:51:16 AM
Ato-ata ra man pud.

Taga Tigbao hangyo lubo...

P600,000 cash under the bed mattress?

Heard you loud and clear, Mammon manservant. Goodbye one and all...

Quote from: balong on May 07, 2012, 04:02:08 PM
hangyo lang unta ba. nga kanang dili interesado ani nga topic, di lang pod mag samok samok. mag respetohay unta pod ta. mag baton ug pamatasan. naa may daghang topic kong gusto mo mag jaga jaga. daghang salamat

What makes you think that discussions on the odious desire to make big money should be exempt from the participation of those whose philosophy of life is exempt from such pedestrian pursuits? This is a free-wheeling forum, and no worshippers of money have the right to demand the exclusion of those who are rendered indignant by your crass materialism. Go ahead, make our day, but NEVER propose that you have the better right to be heard, nor even insinuate that your miserable way of life is in any way superior to ours.

Quote from: chicogon on May 07, 2012, 06:33:47 AM
Tua sa makadato nga thread... 

Kay kon dato na, asa ra man gud nang gorgeous...

Quote from: bugsay on May 07, 2012, 10:46:39 AM
naa na ko ana.....daghan man jamo ang ni suggest ato.
sayonsayonon ra man gud ug sulti ang formula para madato.. ...
di ba kaha ta magborahe ana.

He he, daghan nang nagborahe, way hunong ang sirit-sirit sa acronyms and figures...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 11:10:44 PM
....niining bahina hinoon nagpa antaw nalang ,inubanan sa hugtanon pagkupot sa usa'ng kamot sa butay nga naghatag ug kaseguroan.

Aw, ang hinungdanon mao nga di mataligam-an ang tumong pahatag og kahupayan sa nag-alintabong galamhan...

Quote from: bugsay on May 07, 2012, 10:22:49 AM
wa na'y laing formula diha?

Gusto kag formula for the perfect kinutil?

By Catherine Bremer and Paul Taylor | Reuters â€" 4 hrs ago


PARIS (Reuters) - Socialist Francois Hollande swept to victory in France's presidential election on Sunday in a swing to the left at the heart of Europe and promised to start a pushback against German-led austerity policies.

Hollande led conservative incumbent Nicolas Sarkozy by 51.3 percent to 48.7 percent with 83 percent of votes counted, the Interior Ministry said, bringing the centre-left back to government in Paris after a decade in opposition.

"Europe is watching us," the president-elect said in a victory speech in his constituency of Tulle in central France. "I'm sure that in many European countries there is relief and hope at the idea that austerity does not have to be our only fate."

Sarkozy, punished for his failure to rein in 10-percent unemployment and for his brash personal style, was the 11th euro zone leader in succession to be swept from power since the currency bloc's debt crisis began in 2009.

The outgoing president conceded defeat within 20 minutes of polls closing, telling supporters he had telephoned Hollande to wish him good luck in such trying times.

More at: http://news.yahoo.com/hollande-wins-french-election-pollster-projections-180704535.html

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 01, 2012, 05:57:01 PM
sunod ani party-list sa mga GRO?

He he peli-GRO...

Quote from: alycxs on May 03, 2012, 08:09:40 AM
Sayang ang mga ideas ni Ron Paul is so out there. Dli siya mo appeal sa kadaghanan. Mao lagi, preha ra gud ug singer, dli man ang kina nindutan tingog mo sikat, kadto mang kamao mo pasikat. :-(

Naay kamao kaayo dinhi...

Quote from: islander on April 26, 2012, 01:02:30 AM
sir gyod.  lisod kaayo kun ma'am.

He he, lisod kaha?

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 09:33:55 PM
aw ingnon ta lang pulonga nga sa panahon nga mahisukamod, mobangon ug mamapha aron padayon nga sungkiton ang kadaugan nga gimithi..

...ug di igsapayan nga mitikig na ang liog sa malaomong paghangad sugo sa makanunayong pagsungkit, nga ilhon lamang pinaagi sa pagbuhos sa angso nga ihi sa idlas nga kwaknit sa tingusbawan...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 09:31:19 PM
wa na'y lain pa'ng gorgeous facts diha nga atong matan-aw?

He he, tua sa curvy women thread...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 09:24:49 PM
iring nga liwat ni banana?..

He he, yataps ka ron kon makabasa ang hingtungdan...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 09:18:32 PM
hehehe..hugot kaayo ang punterya nga ma sapnay ang giluwatan nga mga pangandoy?...

...bisan pa man kon mangasangit sa bongbong ang gipangwilik nga linugdangan sa nahiagomang kapakyasan?

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 08:53:45 PM
halos tanan man tingale duna'y susama'g abilidad nga ingon ani...

He he... 

Pero maayo ra baya atong intensyon kon naa pa ta sa atoa...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 08:03:27 PM
wa ko ana...straight ko...as in tul-id ba

He he, straight to the point kay wa nay inom-inom pa? Unya, tul-id as in tig-a?

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 07:38:26 PM
hehehe....nagpanilap ko adtong niaging semana nga nakakaon ug kagang nga gibutangan ug lawgon....perting lamia...pero
perting johot-johot pod namo as kanipaan nga namasgong.

He he, kahibawo pa ba kaha kang mosiot sa kanipaan ron nga naanad na man kag bar-hopping sa Tsayna...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 07:18:53 PM
fiesta ra gyuy naa's akong hunahuna.....ganina ra gyud ko'g pangita kon asa ang hulagway sa litson....liston man diay ang gihisgutan... litsogas!!!!!;D

He he, kini na lay imo, litson nga gihigtan og liston. Naa pay pares nga litsogas salad...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 07:16:36 PM
bai hubs,
sayon ra pagpabalik sa mga karaan nga medyo nisuoksok na's boho sa kalimot.
bobo-an nato'g tubig sa pakigsandurot ug pan-an ug kinagod nga lubi sa imong kaalam.

Hmm, sa maong pamaagi mahitanggong sila sa pasgong sa TB? He he, magsaoy diay ang baho sa nahibalik ug sa nangugat nga magpabilin bisag unsaon og hingilin...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 07:13:41 PM
jamo......silingan ra'y nagtumba....gibakod pod taudtaod

Aw, he he. Sa ato pa, ikaw maoy niangkon sa bahal?

OK jud hinuon ang long legs para sa paigot, basta adto lang magsugod sa kumingking sa tiil...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 07:00:36 PM
bagang duot sa mamistahay....

He he, sa ato pa, ikaw maoy host? Pila man ka baka ang imong gitumba?

Speaking of canyons, one remembers these lyrics:


In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner,
And his daughter Clementine.

    Chorus:

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Clementine!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

A canyon (occasionally spelled cañon) or gorge is a deep ravine between cliffs often carved from the landscape by a river. Rivers have a natural tendency to reach a baseline elevation, which is the same elevation as the body of water it will eventually drain into. This forms a canyon.

Most canyons were formed by a process of long-time erosion from a plateau level. The cliffs form because harder rock strata that are resistant to erosion and weathering remain exposed on the valley walls.

Canyons are much more common in arid areas than in wet areas because physical weathering has a greater effect in arid zones. The wind and water from the river combine to erode and cut away less resistant materials such as shale. The freezing and expansion of water also serves to help form canyons. Water seeps into cracks between the rocks and freezes, pushing the rocks apart and eventually causing large chunks to break off the canyon walls which are also known as frost wedging. Canyon walls are often formed of resistant sandstones or granite. --Wiki

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 06:48:58 PM
wa jud ka kilaw ro'ng pag-ulia....tamban 'toy mauy daghan...wa'y bolinaw nga taga sa balingsya.
kaylas pod sa humba...way raro...

He he, mantinil na lang diay og tamban nga pinaresan or bunga sa corn tree. Aw, basin naay umaabot nga duot sa bolinaw gikan sa West Philippine Sea...

Quote from: bugsay on May 06, 2012, 06:25:50 PM
dia ra ang tikarow, bai Hubs...nibalik na pod..

He he, gatangag galing og pinakalami nga bolinaw nga taga sa Balingsya ang ahong amigong talagsaon--kay usa sija ka tikarowng butakaw...

The Slot Canyons


The Slot Canyons of Arizona are just an hour’s drive from the more famous Grand Canyon, and these are truly unique. They don’t appear much from the ground level, just a crack in the desert, but on entry you might as well have entered into another world.

Horseshoe Bend


The Horseshoe Bend, named for its almost circular shape, is also found on the Colorado River. From the canyon walls to the river is a spectacular 1000 ft drop.

Grand Canyon


The most famous canyon in the world, the Grand Canyon, is found on the Colorado River. Although not the deepest or widest in the world, it does offer an amazing snapshot into the geologic history of North America.

Bryce Canyon

The erosion in Bryce Canyon, Utah, has created some of the most beautiful geologic structures on the planet. These ‘hoodoos’ are up to 200 ft high. The night sky above the canyon is one of the darkest in North America, making it popular with stargazers. Up to 7500 stars are visible to the naked eye.

Havasu Canyon


Havasu Canyon in Arizona is a bit of paradise on earth. Considered a sacred place by the Havasupai people, it’s not difficult to see why. With its turquoise waters, stunning waterfalls and shady pools, Havasu Canyon is one of the most magical places in North America.

Tara River Canyon


At 82 km, the Tara River Canyon is the longest in Europe (and the second longest canyon in the world). Winding through Montenegro and reaching depths of 1300 m, it’s a protected World Heritage Site.

Fish River Canyon


The Fish River is, at 650 kilometers, the longest river in Namibia. The Fish River Canyon in Namibia is reputedly the second largest canyon in the world. The Fish River Hiking trail is one of the most famous hikes in Southern Africa.