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Quote from: hubag bohol on February 07, 2011, 03:01:02 PM
He he , unsa may tawag nimo sa hybrid, tarbat o batsier? Mosamot diay kadaghan ang katingalahan diris TB...  

morag mas scientific paminawon ang kwaksier da.  ang tarnit mora mag klase sa panapton paminawon...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 07, 2011, 02:57:26 PM
Hmm, pwede man motuo ko ani, pero sureness ko nga kon nahitabo man tuod ni, kausa ra unya nitagam ka kay gibukbok kas imong papa! 

nahitabo pa oy.  luklok na lang ko sa sulod sa bus aron di ko makit-an.  problema lang, gibalibaran mi sa among gipamistahan kay nahutdan silag pagkaon.  

hehe, di kaakog bukbok nako among papa.  mahadlok man to siyag molayas ko kay dako ra bang bawon ang akong pangayoon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 06, 2011, 05:46:10 PM
Morag lahi ra ang manifestation sa Valencia syndrome ni Bay Bugsay kay sukad sa iyang kataposang bakasyon didto wa na man hinuon motumaw diri sa TB...

nag-overnight man god si bugsay sa tagbilaran usa niadtog valencia, mao nga nalibog na siya kun tarsier ba siya o kwaknit, mao nga tua, nag-meditate pa.  paggawas ato ug balik, aw, andam na lang tag spiderman o batman na ba kaha siya.  di na to managad.  superhero na god.

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 07, 2011, 02:49:59 PM
Oi, clean-shaven lagi ni? 

say you?  kay di ba diay clean-shaven ang kamay-ong?

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 06, 2011, 08:32:03 AM
Unya magpantasya nga siya kamay-ong og actor? Bwahaha! 

sureness ko nga naay may-ong nga tb great si george clooney.  he looks like george clooney, er... george clooney looks like him.  pabunal ko kun naay mosukwahi anih.

sakay kog jeepney oy!  kausik sa akong kinabuhi kun wa ko kasuway ug mga ingon ana nga experience.  ang wa lang nako masuwayi kanang mokapyot.  hinoon, wa lang gyod tingali koy swerte ug conductor, o di ba mas swerte ka kay mahadlok nimoh!

p.s.  nakasuway man gani kog pamista sa bohol nga nikapyot ug bus.  nakit-an lang ko sa akong brother unya hapit ko tuk-a kay nauwaw kaayo siya para nako.  unsaon, wa man mi parahe ug truck de carga kay mo-hitch unta mi.  kapyot na lang mig bus, naggunit pa gyod kog 'bring house' nga nagmantika.  that was fun!

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 09:25:43 PM
Di man to sila lisod basahon. In fact, they are absorbing reads. (He he, maybe you read them to meet academic requirements, mao nga wa ka mo-enjoy...)

Incidentally, I read all the above works, except for Ayn Rand's. Needless to say, I didn't finish some of them (guess which ones).

absorbing, yes, but difficult just the same.  if you read the summaries, fine.  they're absorbing enough.  i read the direct english translation, in verse, hehe.  i even tried the original greek and latin works ( ), hahaha!  tell me if they're still easy reads.

let me guess what you didn't finish.  ayn rand's.  i feel your kind wouldn't go for her.

sorry.  morag nakasabot na ko aning tungora unsay ipasabot ni sir vist.  flood control eradication diay nga di tuo-tuo kundi scientifically researched.  naatol pod baya nga ang flood control structures are scientifically researched. 

but granting nga di na ni angay kay palpak man diay, let's take a look at venice and the netherlands.  the former is sinking fast and is being overtaken by the sea.  ang gihimo?  ilang silbing roads mga canals ug ang means of transport mga gondolas.  the latter, which is below sea level, has its famous dikes.  if the measures taken by these two places are not science, these are at least workable.

in the case of the philippines, especially in big cities like manila and cebu, we all know that houses have been built over what could have been workable sewerage systems.  add our propensity for littering with non-biodegradable plastics, and we get what we deserve.  if that's not science, i don't know what is.

 

Quote from: Vistabel on February 07, 2011, 03:33:51 AM
-through scientific researched not by beliefs and also not by means of a flood  control structures

taym sa ra god... kun wa tay tinuhoan, di na lang pod ta mopatoo nga naa diay floods in the first place.  hinoon, di na nato matawag si moses to part the red sea karong panahona.

swerte kun moliwat niya.  kun moliwat sa gapaliwat? 

men are happier?  really?  maybe it's because men succeed more at committing suicide than women? 

"In the Western world, males die much more often by means of suicide than do females, although females attempt suicide more often. Some medical professionals believe this stems from the fact that males are more likely to end their lives through effective violent means, while women primarily use less severe methods such as overdosing on medications." (wiki)

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 06, 2011, 05:39:52 PM
The signature face of happiness...





- the initial...

the motto:  what, me worry?

bioethanol.  waste utilization and recycling.  bywords, yes, pero makahahadlok kay mahimo unya ning weapon of mass destruction.

still, nothing justifies snuffing out this particular conductor's life, as we all know.  what i hated about that tragedy was the disrespect for his remains.  it seemed as though the supposed disrespect that he gave to others in life he got back in full measure in death.  why wasn't his body covered for almost 3 hours?  or for that matter, why wasn't he brought at once to the nearest hospital?

the tragedy happened between 4 and 5 at dawn; my 9-year-old saw the body at past 6, on her way to school!  wtf!  what kind of memory would that scene give her?  she wasn't alone.  other children talked about it in school.  i heard it was because the tv crew hasn't arrived.  wtf some more!   

worse, di pa gyod ang ubang konduktor kahibawo manensilyo.  kun ang plete 7.50, milagro na lang nga mahibalik ang .50; bayad kag 10 pesos, 2 pesos ra gyod nang ilang ibalik.  hilis ka sa kauwaw kun ang imong ihatag 7 pesos ra.  pasukahon gyod kag .50 sa konduktor.

estorya lang ning ako sigon sa akong nadunggan nga wa mahipatik sa news item.  (kay sa talamban man amo, unahan sa sunny hills subdivision.) 

typical cebu jeepney conductor ang biktima kuno.  gidumtan na sa kadaghang nahiubos.  nailhan siya sa mga daily commuters kay standout gyod kuno ang iyang gawi nga wa dinhi wa didto.  di baya gyod makapili ug jeepney ning commuters kun rush hour.   

may the victim rest in peace, and may the murderer pay for his crime.  after these courtesies, here's my take: 

ang personal experience nako sa mga jeepney sa cebu makabuang gyod ang mga konduktor.  puwera sa maayo (too bad, wa gyod ko kasuway ug maayo), kusog maningka ug pasahero ning mga konduktor, mosiyagit, ug mamukpok sa atup sa jeepney, mabungol ang pasahero sa sulod.  wa pay labot ang pagpamugos nilag 14 nga pasahero sa 10 ra nga lingkuranan.  

bag-o tingali na nga offer sa mcdo para sa yuppies ang hot dog necktie. ang fishbone necktie didto namugna sa tagbilaran causeway.

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 04, 2011, 04:25:03 PM
Unya inigsimhot, ang nahikapan mapahid sa ilong, pananglit iti sa manok, iti nga lanay... 

sa maong higayon, tiwasan na lang.  tilawan na lang pod, puslan man.

tihik ra ka.  ma-milyonaryo gyod kag tinigom pareha sa papa ni lorenzo...

maghuwat kog kinsay unang matakboyan ug bohol syndrome.  nadungog nako nga ang tagbilaran syndrome makatambok ug mas makatarantar ang valencia syndrome.

daghang balanghoy (cassava, tapioca, call it by any other name it's still balanghoy) in the whole country, nong lorenz.  ang wa diri tarsius.

if you'll excuse me, gtg.  hehe, i realized it's already 3 a.m. here.  see you on these pages next time. ta-ta.

bahala ba uroy... tinuod pa ni, sa una ra unta ni nikuyanap and would have become as common as mint to toothpaste.

How to Calm a Cat in Heat
cooled by mkb

Equipment:

1 cat in heat
1 Q-tip

Procedure:

Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.

Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two.

Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there.

You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip.

That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.

What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.

Background: A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most irritating things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a bone chilling, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom's. After a few days of this torture having to drown a few kittens sounds relaxing. This cat-saving technique was first demonstrated to me by a terminally un-squeemish roomate of years past.

http://everything2.com/title/How+to+calm+a+cat+in+heat

   and i thought cat on a hot tin roof was simpler, back when the world was younger.

taga-mountain barangay ra ba gyod ko sa cebu.  pulangbato is just nearby, on higher ground. 

zamot kong way nahot.  unsaon, xy2 man god ko.

unsa man tawoy buot ipasabot bahalag di ipaibot aning nc3 woi?

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 03, 2011, 09:23:45 AM
Unsa may buot ipasabot aning plea bargaining, in the last analysis? Hangyo nga mouli lang siyag parte sa nahisgotang kantidad?   

mao sad akong sabot.  mahimo nang mangawat unya iuli ang katunga.

opaw tuod, pero ang buhok nibalhin sa taas.  nganong di man mo mosulti nga bearded lady diay inyong type?

   

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 03, 2011, 10:22:00 PM
He he, ano nga baba gid ang nahiwi man, Ms. Isle, indi ka gali pumungko nang maayos haw. 

indi gid ako nagtakyan, blah.   indi paris nimo nagtakyan dazun nagtulimbangtulimbang morag kampana sa new year.    

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 03, 2011, 07:04:16 PM
...nga nagsaut sang kuradang de tikay-ang? 

lakip na tinikling de lugpitay.

payts, mga toto.  makalingaw baya inyong damo isturya, damo sayop.  nahiwi akong baba ug kinatawa, lintik gid.  maupay ha im, maupay ha ak ang baboy damo.  hihihihi.

huwaton nato si bugsay sa umaabot nga mga adlaw aron mo mag-jack-en-poy.

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 05:14:07 PM
Sure na sure jud ko nga nia dinhi akong swerte. Wa pa lang moabot... 

atong imbitaron si vice ganda, okwey?

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 05:19:31 PM
Mas romantic jud tuod kay the hands are free to do something else... 

kamot sa haranista namitlok ug manok sa ilawom sa balay sa iyang lady love.

wa pa gani ko mahuman, michaela de hubag.

kana kun makakita ka, meow.  sa imong kabahin, makakita ko o di, sureness ko nga di na diamante.  labaw pang di kagid kay area na ni bai bolbs.  kigwa pa tingali. 

does she ever play?  does she have a pet at home?  i am mortified.

usang yarok ra nag kulafu, sikad dayon ang baligtos aron mayagyag.

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 10:37:31 PM
Oi, nganong ako man jud imong initan nga klaro man kaayong kanang nilukso maypagkamalditohon... 

kay mao bitaw nga ikaw na.  unsa tuod imong pagtuo?  di pod malditohon nang usa nga yellow pod ug epok?  (makaingon man lang sab tag dungan mog panungkit ug hinayhay.)

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 10:13:59 PM
Aw, wa damha pero kinahanglan na? Sorry, I didn't mean to be nosy. I understand...

hahaha!  no, you never are nosy.  you use your tongue more, so how can you be nosy?  but sorry to disappoint you; "wa damha" because it took ten years of thinking that i could get married after all...  

nahimo na tingaling miguelito.  o miguelita.  o miguela.  o michael di lang ligalig.

secret back pocket na, bai hubs.  it holds diamonds safely.

thanks for the info, raldampong and vistabel.  bert del rosario then.  surely, he didn't mean for his invention to be used in vain by singers who cannot really sing.  (maaypa maminaw sa recordings ni fr chic or hear the soundless music of the words of tb posts.  they rock!)

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 01, 2011, 11:47:30 AM
nano na suko man ka, nang, bakit? did you loose a singing concert ?

joke joke.

i loose my screw in my head.

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 01, 2011, 08:31:39 AM

i'll take cute ms grey hands down.  (i never heard a cat or kitten meow out of tune.)

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 10:09:36 PM
He he, ako tong natabonan sa luyo, oi. Kanang nilukso morag mao si Bugsay... 

ay, di ba diay si michael ligalig nang natabonan sa luyo?  hinoon, mora mag sapatos ni fr chic ang iyang gisul-ob... gaduda pod hinoon ko nga si chongki na... ay, ambot.  sureness lang ko nga ang nilukso nga high kaayo si hubag.

jolernz, pinirz!

luksong tinik man tingali ni sa tagalog.  lagot lang ko nganong nakalimot ko sa bisaya ani nga kusog man unta ko moduwa ani sa una.

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 07:18:47 PM
Unsa toy ngan aning duwaa?



Mga miyembro ni sila sa TB, pero kinsa ning mga bataa? 

mora man ni silag (left to right):  vhinz, hubag, bugsay, bolbuhol

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 06:29:08 AM
Hmm, suheto lagi kag weddings, Ms. Isle. Tungod ba kay wedding planner ka, o kadaghan ka mahilambigit sa aktibidades nga ingon niini diin ikaw kanunay ang labing hinungdanon nga personahe?

suheto kog simbahan, ikaw gyod.   wedding planner?  wa man gani nako planoha ang akoa, magpatuga na ba hinoon kog plano sa uban.

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 06:30:18 PM


Hmm... They must answer the call of their nature? Of course!  

yes, just as vice ganda must.



vice ganda, before and after




how basic can vice ganda be?

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 06:28:07 PM
Bwahaha! Reminds me of Erica Jong's dogs named Poochkin, Chekarf and Dogstoyevsky... 

aherm.  one of my cats is named felixander the great, one of my dogs is named filibusterismo.  more than a decade ago, our dogs were named nat, king and cole (nat was cross-eyed.  the three are now in dog heaven. ) 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 06:21:12 PM
It's far simpler than that, my pet.
But I just can't tell you as yet.

but sir, if you could pay respects to that doggone moon,
i swear i'd thank my cat's paw if you could tell me soon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 09:16:12 AM
However, it can happen that nothing is crystal clear at first, thus there is nothing to be crystal clear about. Sometimes, when the mist lifts, it's too late to run away from the wolves that have gathered around the campfire of honest intentions.

and it would be prudent for anyone to wait for the mist to lift so things could be crystal clear.  imagine your consternation if you can no longer run away from the wolves that have gathered around the campfire of honest intentions, and (surprise!) the whole pack is an all-male one.

duda na hinoon ko ani nga gibasol lang ni bai hubs ang iro.  as it is, he hasn't told us what his diet really is.  i smell (pardon the pun) whiffs of a long-ago story that went as follows:

laki nakautot nga namisita ni inday... si tagpi iro nila inday nga natulog sa ilang tiilan.

inday:  tagpi, ayaw pangutot diha.

utot na pod si lover boy.

inday:  tagpi, ayaw lagi pangutot diha.

utot pa gyod si lover boy kay never say never lagi nga type.

inday:  tagpi, hawa diha kay maburahian unya ka!


sir hubag, where, oh where are you?

Quote from: windgate on February 01, 2011, 10:10:00 PM
Si Soriano (Ang Dating Daan) mao nay ilang sigihan ug ataki karon kay dili man sila patulan sa Katoliko...

nalupigan man god ka-bright bahin sa bibliya ang inc's best and brightest... taod-taod ani, kun magkalisod, hagiton na si soriano ug sinumbagay. 

debate bahin ug bibliya, one-on-one unta, wa man mosukol ang kanhing inc top honcho (probably the one who died in 2009).  nagpadala sa ilang best and brightest ministers, paskang, bibliya man untay hisgotan, kalit man lang ug saliat ang usa nila ug ingon kang soriano nga b@yot siya.  i concluded that the inc is too belligerent for comfort.  why are they insecure about other religions?

naghatod intawon na si lolo sa iyang anak padung sa altar.  note the direction of the audience and where the red carpet ends.  hinoon, ang groom nga gahuwat sa altar, iyang kumpare.

reality check (kj strikes again!)   makabitok nang karne nga hilaw-hilaw, hahaha!

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 01, 2011, 09:02:23 PM
kuyawa pood imong #3, Mike. 

as an optimist (this time, anyway) i'd like to believe that what mike means by 'summary execution' is botoy should execute the pirouettes needed for the summary of the nutcracker suite. 

wow!  i'd like to have a pet like that, lorenz.  what a color combination!

with guys like you, i wouldn't be surprised if you do it to a pizza.

you should see my pink frog in some other thread.

where did homer's works go?  and virgil's?

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 05:31:01 PM
He he, sigi, k jud pa ga jud... 

di ko.  ang mo k jud ra ang makahimo anang crop circle.

kun naay mo-advise nimo nga inudnod sa tai ang nawong sa iro, ayawg tuo.  bisan iring, di angay.  myth ra kana.  malooy ka sa imong hayop. 

ang ako lang serious nga ikatambag mao nga limpiyohi dayon ang tai aron way makaon imong iro.  ilikay siya ug tai.  unya pakan-a ug tarong sa eksaktong oras.  ang drinking water niya kinahanglan permanente.  ayaw pagutmi.  after a while, your dog will forget the taste of tai.  he would have none of it, henceforth.

such situations call for mutual responsibility, which means that man's and woman's simple biology paves the way for their coincidental vices, and they must answer or hell will spill over. 

Nom de Grrrrrr

Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk?  If so, give her a name that screams "I'm a star!"  Just like these actual pet names:

Cats
Cleocatra
Bing Clawsby
Chairman Meow
Alexander the Grey

Dogs
Mary-Louise Barker
Bettie Poops
Virginia Woof
Iggy Pup

                       -Reader's Digest, Asian Edition, Nov 2010 (as sourced from Veterinary Pet Insurance)

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 05:17:52 PM
Liwat og hitsura pero lahi rag kalihokan...  

let me guess... ang nagkamras ni botoyitot mga iring nga laki, ang nagkamras ni botoy mga humans nga baye... aherm.  

Quote from: grazie7y on January 25, 2011, 03:36:15 PM


My new Mocha.  He/she is behind bars until we tame him/her. 




My other kitty, Kitty Kitkat.  We got her on Monday.  There's hope to this cat unlike Mocha, Jr. who is so snobbish.  But it's unfair to compare Mocha, Jr. to Kitty Kitkat.  Kitkat is not "wild" like Mocha, Jr.

viva, mocha jr and kitty kitkat!  truly glad that they have a home now. 

p.s. i would like to imagine that mocha jr still has to get used to the idea that humans are kind.  when he (his face looks like a 'he', though i'm not really sure) gets wind of that, he will give back in kind by acting familiar and even sweet.

lusi!  bugan! 

nagluha gyod ko anig kinatawa!  angay ni sa mga chickboy.  mirisi!

hahaha!  dugay ra kong wa mosalig ug mga shy boy.  mao nang klaseha ang naay tekret nga klaro.  shy kuno, pero pa-tekret ang tirada.

More Crop Art Pops Up; Lapan Getting Sick Of Circles

Candra Malik | January 31, 2011

Magelang - After investigating two crop circles in Yogyakarta last week and concluding that they were man-made, the National Space and Aviation Agency does not plan to investigate a third batch found in Magelang, Central Java, over the weekend.

But local police have called for the agency, known as Lapan, to send its men to inspect the most recent crop circles and make a proper scientific analysis.

Adjunct Comr. Slamet Riyadi, chief detective of the Magelang district police, said there had been no signs of tampering at the scene.

“The crop circles were probably indeed man-made,” he said.

“However, we do not have the capacity to make any conclusions; we only reconstructed the scene and found no suspicious objects in it â€" no holes, nor signs of a pole or stick being stuck into the ground.”

Sri Kaloka Prabotasari, head of the agency’s Center for Applied Sciences, said conclusions about Magelang’s crop circles could be drawn by looking at the photographs that had been circulating on the Internet and aired by television stations.

“The pattern of the latest crop circle find is much simpler than the first in Sleman, but slightly more complicated than the second in Bantul. It would be useless to go to the field, especially since the scene has been damaged by the traces of human feet,” he said on Monday.

Sri said the techniques used to produce crop circles could be easily obtained online.

“Nothing to do at all with a natural phenomenon or astronomical event; nor are they … messages from aliens,” he said.

He said the crop circles were most likely the handiwork of a group of people aimed at causing a stir.

“Not only students can do these things,” he said.

In the center of a crop circle in Sleman, Sri said, an investigator had found a 25-centimeter-deep and 4-centimeter-wide hole, believed to have been made by a pole or a pipe from which a string was attached to make a circle.

In Magelang, five circles of various sizes were found in a rice field belonging to Muhammad Yasin, an 80-year-old Muslim cleric and founder of the Hidayatul Mubtadiin Islamic boarding school.

Police have questioned five witnesses including two students from the boarding school who were the first to notice the crop circles on Saturday.

Yasin’s son, Muhammad Kahfi, said the students at the boarding school should not be distracted by the findings and should focus on their studies.

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/home/more-crop-art-pops-up-lapan-getting-sick-of-circles/420129


islander:  once a kj, always a kj.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 06:54:00 PM
Crop circle designs

mosugot ba kaha si banana republic kun mao niy akong ipa-design sa glass sa among main door?

lamia ana nga sign oy.  it could mean anything.  imagine, di ka ma-interred kun wet imong body. way kumo sa maningkamot sama ni multiple rest house in charges. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 12:28:14 AM
He he, sorry, but I can't help sharing a post of mine that recently appeared elsewhere here sa TB:

ang buot nimong ipasabot, morag periko si koddih?

tinuod ba kaha ang estorya nga di madayon ang bagyo kay napakgang sa habagat nga hangin, mao nga nahinay.  lain pa gyod hinoon ang panahon karon sa cebu, lain ang hangin, tugnaw pa gyod kaayo, pero way uwan.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 08:52:41 PM
ano gid imom gikaom

shell soupom, gusom, buwadom.

latin ang gawas hinoon... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
Puy-an man pug taligatos nang mga wiring...

morag tinaing padung mayagyag.

the first apple computer.  cute lagi.

the world's first computer 

busog kaayo ko karon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2011, 11:56:25 PM
Hate the drink, not the drinker... 

oldataym.  nakaporke lang kay naa man god sa sulod sa tiyan sa drinker ang drink.  kinahanglan ko pa bang sandayongan ang tiyan aron mobugwak ang drink? 

goodnight usa ko, bai hubag.  nahilom man tong imong igzu.  nahadlok tingali sa imong gikaon ganina o nag-facebook ba kaha to o unsa pa bang ubang itsi buritsi sa internet.  matulog na ko hapit kay hapit na man ang oras sa pagtomar ug tambal sa ubo ni youngest kid.  ikaw tulog na pod aron di ka luya sa imong pamingwit ugma. 

goodnight hubag, goodnight tb netizens. over and out.   

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2011, 11:37:41 PM
He he, joke lang, oi. Andaman ta kag bluefin tuna sashimi.. 

mapasalamot ko jamo kun maohon.  friends forever.  aw!  aw! 

such exercises prepare them for this:

dia ra ang ilang exercise ay:

proud man gihapon ang groom niya...

faet.  motug-an na lang ko... amay baya usahay ang i-angga sa uban nako.  kun naay masuko nga dut sa amay, likay na lang ko oy.

why man puti iyang bukton kaysa iyang lawas?  photoshopped?

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 09:53:22 PM
First I use my brain, then I use my penis. Then I use my brain again... 

hehe, on the presumption that these two have not been overused and are still there...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2011, 11:21:08 PM
Islander's usual lazy day... 

day's lazy, not me.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2011, 10:49:39 PM
Dako kong garbo kon moduaw ka usab kanako, Ms. Isle. Ayaw lag apil sa inom. Ang sumsoman ray imo... 

di na ta mo amigo kun mokaon mog iro.  dumot na ni.  bantay mo sa peta ug sa paws ug sa k9.  gipapatik na nako ang inyong mga ngalan, huhuhu.  akong gikasubo nga nakalamoy mog rabies virus.  simbako, 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 30, 2011, 11:09:34 PM
Hmm. That would provide a nice evaluation of a daring but questionable chess move--or any banging move, for that matter... 

as in... bang!? bang!?  bwang!? bwang!?  oy, bwong!? bwong!? man diay!?   

the best thing to do if one suffers from rhinotillexomania is to wear a mask.

rhinotillexomania - habitual or obsessive nose-picking (from rateitall.com)

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 11:07:47 AM
boomerang [ˈbuːməˌræŋ], n.

an interrobang!?  (interrobang - a combined exclamation mark and question mark)

                                                                                   -from rateitall.com

salamat sa imong suhestiyon, sir flying segs.  daan pa lagi ko nga kanang imong avatar pakulo ra.  di gyod na ikaw kay, na, maapil unya ka sa granada.

damgo ba lang... kun naa pa koy granada, ako lang god ipaligid sa taliwa sa diskoral... di god pabuthon. 

unsaon, di man ko military man pareha atong sa ramos st. sa cebu city sa una.  hangyo tawon siya sa mga silingang ulitawohay nga unta di una magpabuto ug firecrackers kay ala-una pa sa hapon.  siya ra tawoy nabilin sa ilang balay, nagpakatulog sa ilang baby nga sigeg siyaok.  wa man mopatuo ang mga ulitawohay, pakapaka man gihapon, lupad bitaw nang granada gikan sa bintana sa military man, kabuagsa lagi, tagam. 

p.s. wa mobuto ang granada kay wa kuno kuhaa ang pin.

kita ko nimo sa ayala, pero mas nadugay ka didto sa baybayon sa valencia.  kita ko nga wa ka mogamit ug credit card didto.  unsaon na lang, naa god si ismi.

i agree with these observations.  i was so angry after reviewing the english language textbooks of our youngest.  (plural of bush is bushies!:o  was the author thinking of bush family members?) 

school textbooks have the imprimatur of dep/ed as we may know, and these are required purchases otherwise your child loses (these books are paired with workbooks; you actually end up buying two books for one subject).  glad someone like antonio go did something. 

this 2007 news item as posted by mike ligalig mentions thus:

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on August 14, 2007, 04:55:56 PM
Go says he has notified the Philippine Department of Education of dozens of English-language errors in all seven approved social studies textbooks.

our child's social studies books, specifically the subject called civics aka sibika, are in filipino.  too bad for non-tagalog speakers.  as always, our education doesn't seem equitable as it still favors the capital city and the tagalog region.

Quote from: bugsay on January 30, 2011, 07:23:14 PM
basin ang sinsilyo ang gi-scrape..

sinsilyo sa gikaon?  dakog puruhan...

pagtarong mong duha!   pasumanginlan ra ba ang iro, ooooyyy, bisag sila gyod na ang gustog tai. 

matod pa sa mga confessors ug psychiatrists, naa ganiy moingon nga 'naa koy amigo nga dakog problema sa iyang domestic life unya di na ganahan mouli...' chances are he is talking about himself.