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Bitaw tuod. Kitty doesn't look bothered. Mora rag gisapot kay wa ka-nap...

Sayang, duha ka kinabuhi ang nakalas... 

Ni Darrel Carumba (Banat) Updated May 31, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Usa ka 14-anyos nga tinun-an kinsa naguol kay nagsabak og duha ka buwan naghikog pinaagi sa pagbitay og pisi sa balay sa iyang apohan didto sa barangay Basak, lungsod sa Compostela ug naugkat sa miaging Martes sa buntag. Ang mituyo sa pagpakamatay nga giila lang sa ngalang Nene, 14, ug nagtungha sa High School giingong naaghat sa pagkutlo sa iyang kinabuhi human kuno sugoa sa uyab niini nga ipakuha ang iyang gisabak, sumala pa ni PO2 Arnie Goc-ong, ang imbistigador sa Compostela Police Station nga nahinabi sa Banat News.

Gumikan sa kahiubos ni Nene, milakaw kini niadtong Lunes   sa gabii nga wala mananghid sa iyang apohan ug nianang Martes sa alas 10:00 sa buntag nakit-an kini sa iyang iyaan nga si Riza Bitoon nga nagbitay na ug wala nay kinabuhi sulod sa balay sa iyang apohan nga wala nay tawo kansang liog gihiktan og pisi nga gigaid sa sagbayan ang pikas tumoy niini. (BANAT NEWS)

Quote from: fdaray on December 17, 2008, 10:12:53 AM
Kanang mga kamunggay nga tambok kaayo naa sa menteryo oke ra na utanon.
Dili man polluted ang decomposed bodies nga  ilang  nasuyop. Its organic fertilizer.

Pwede pud tamnan og kamote, klarong makaprobitsar sa fertilizer...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2012, 10:20:53 AM
Miduaw siya sa balay niini sa Lahug sa miaging semana ug didto niya masuta nga pobre kaayo ang suspek, dili tinuod nga may gipaayo kining balay, walay mga baboy nga binuhi ug labaw sa tanan wala’y gitukod nga boutique.

Hmm, giunsa kaha diay ang wawarts?

Tagam...

Ni Rey Pasaporte/WC (Banat) Updated May 31, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Usa ka 63 anyos nga Amerikano kinsa mireklamo nga gihukhokan siya og kaping tunga sa milyon ka pesos sa usa ka babayeng Surigaonon mihangyo sa kapolisan nga ipasikop ang suspetsado aron kasilotan kini sa iyang pagkamangingilad.

Si Richard, 63, nagdumili sa pagbutyag sa iyang apelyido, usa ka American national nga taga Hawaii ug temporaryong nagpuyo sa sitio Banawa, barangay Guadalupe ning dakbayan sa Sugbo miila sa babayeng miilad kaniya nga si Mary, kansang apelyido gipugngan sa Banat News, 29, nga taga Bislig, Surigao del Sur apan temporaryong nagpuyo sa barangay Lahug, ning dakbayan sa Sugbo.

Matud pa ni Richard nga human niya makaila pinaagi sa website sa Internet ang suspetsado, nakapadala siya og salapi nga nagkantidad P561,924 sulod sa 60 ka higayon niini samtang didto siya sa Hawaii.

Gidata-data niya pagpadala ang maong kuwarta tungod sa pasalig kuno sa suspetsado nga ipaayo ang balay niini, unya namuhi og baboy ug nagpatukod kuno kini og boutique, matud pa sa asoy ni Richard ngadto sa buhatan sa Theft and Robbery Section (TRS) sa kapolisan ning dakbayan sa Sugbo kagahapon sa buntag.

Midugang ang maong langyaw nga human sa siyam ka buwan nilang pagka-uyab pinaagi lang sa Internet, nakadesisyon siya nga makigkita sa suspetsado sa Manila ug didto niya mamatikdi nga kuwang kaayo kini sa pagtagad kaniya.

Miduaw siya sa balay niini sa Lahug sa miaging semana ug didto niya masuta nga pobre kaayo ang suspek, dili tinuod nga may gipaayo kining balay, walay mga baboy nga binuhi ug labaw sa tanan wala’y gitukod nga boutique.

Maoy hinungdan nga iya kining gibiyaan ug mihangyo sa kapolisan nga masikop ang maong babaye ug makuha niya ang bulawang singsing nga iyang gihatag niini ug ang motorsiklo nga gidata-datahan sa suspek.

Sa pagkakaron gipangita pa sa kapolisan ang suspetsado aron masuta kun tinuod ba ang pasangil kaniya. (BANAT NEWS)

Hala! Sakto tuod! Kwartahan ra ba...

Kaluoy ra ba tan-awon sa iring nga gitangag. Morag si Botoyitot sa gamay pa...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2012, 10:11:05 AM
Zhang, who is currently filming in Guangzhou, at first calmly denied the reports on her Sina Weibo microblog, saying early Tuesday morning that the production team was working hard to make artificial rain for the movie and joking that even the sky was "fabricating." "Coworkers deride the fabrication (Boxun's report) and ask 'what is the big deal'? ... It is not necessary to fabricate, just imagine anything. Frankly speaking, it is mental masturbation," Zhang posted.

Pagkatoytoy sa uban nga kutob ras mental...

Zhang Ziyi hits back at claims she slept with Bo Xilai for money
http://www.wantchinatimes.com/
Staff Reporter 2012-05-30 13:27 (GMT+8)



Zhang Ziyi at the Cannes Film Festival on May 10. (Photo/CFP)


The Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi has slammed rumors claiming that she had sex with Bo Xilai, the deposed former party secretary of Chongqing, and made 700 million yuan (US$110 million) from sleeping with other Chinese officials. Zhang has said she will seek legal action over the claims, reports our sister newspaper China Times.

A number of reports including the Taiwan edition of the Hong Kong-based newspaper Apple Daily on Monday cited a story from Boxun News, a citizen journalism site that is sourced mostly by anonymous users and frequently makes claims that are difficult to prove.

The original report from Boxun said that Xu Ming, president of the conglomerate Dalian Shide in China's northeast who has been detained due to his close ties with Bo Xilai, confessed that in 2007 he gave Zhang six million yuan (US$945,000) for having sex with him and that the two slept together on several subsequent occasions. In the same year, Xu said he introduced Zhang to Bo, then party head of Chongqing, with who she had sex for 10 million yuan (US$1.6 million). Bo had sex with Zhang more than 10 times between 2007 and 2011, Xu said.

The alleged encounters reportedly took place at a private club owned by Xu in Beijing. Over the same period, Xu is said to have also arranged for Zhang to have sex with two other senior officials. Boxun said the names of officials will be published later.

The 33-year-old, best known in the west for her roles in Ang Lee's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Zhang Yimou's Hero and House of Flying Daggers, earned money, jewelry and properties in exchange for sex with wealthy and powerful men over a long period of time, often having relations with five or six millionaires at the same time but having only one "formal boyfriend" in public, the rumors said. In the past ten years, she is reported to have made a fortune of 700 million yuan from men with whom she slept, of which 180 million yuan (US$28.3 million) came from Xu.

Zhang, who is currently filming in Guangzhou, at first calmly denied the reports on her Sina Weibo microblog, saying early Tuesday morning that the production team was working hard to make artificial rain for the movie and joking that even the sky was "fabricating." "Coworkers deride the fabrication (Boxun's report) and ask 'what is the big deal'? ... It is not necessary to fabricate, just imagine anything. Frankly speaking, it is mental masturbation," Zhang posted.

Quote from: bugsay on May 31, 2012, 10:04:31 AM
ma'yg wa'y kamot... .

Bwahaha! Makapatabisay diay tuod gihapon...

Paet. Bagnos jud diay tawon ang naay gipaeskwela ron. Naa ra bay uban diha nga gawas sa ilang mga anak, naa pay additional scholars...

Samot kahayahay kay kon moabot sa pinusilay, suheto pud sa paggamit sa armas...

Quote from: islander on May 31, 2012, 09:57:09 AM
hahaha!  daan pa lagi kong type nimo ang typewriter sa panahon sa remington.

He he, sakto. Haom gihapon sa kanta:

"Ang mga tagaktak mo dear
Nga nagdalag come here..."

Sajo jamong nanggimok, an...

Hmm, way hang-ups?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2012, 09:49:42 AM
“I will say this very frankly and I hope they understand. If they will question the jurisdiction of the impeachment court and reverse our decision, we will defy them. If they want a Constitutional crisis in this country, they will have one," Enrile said in an interview with ANC.

Isog jamo, ay. Gasalig uroy...

REUTERS - Senator Juan Ponce Enrile, Philippine senate president and presiding judge in the impeachment trial of Supreme Court Chief Justice Renato Corona, explains his vote at the conclusion of the trial in Manila on May 29, 2012. The Philippine Senate voted on Tuesday to remove Corona, the country's top judge, in a landmark victory for President Benigno Aquino that should embolden his campaign to root out institutional corruption and could quicken the pace of economic reforms. REUTERS/Bullit Marquez/Pool (PHILIPPINES - Tags: CRIME LAW POLITICS)

By Shielo Mendoza | Yahoo! Southeast Asia Newsroom â€" 15 hours ago


Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile on Wednesday insisted that the Supreme Court cannot change Senate’s decision to convict Chief Justice Renato Corona.

“I will say this very frankly and I hope they understand. If they will question the jurisdiction of the impeachment court and reverse our decision, we will defy them. If they want a Constitutional crisis in this country, they will have one," Enrile said in an interview with ANC.

Following the overwhelming vote against Corona, lead defense counsel Serafin Cuevas said the Corona camp may resort to a petition for certiorari before the SC to review the proceedings of the impeachment court with a motion to nullify the entirety of the trial. Cuevas, however, said it is still up to the convicted chief justice to determine their next move.

Enrile said that he has been very liberal in favor of the defense team during the course of the trial, stretching out the rules for them, so that they cannot accuse the Senate of any grave abuse of discretion.

“Where in this country could you point out a case where the witness was allowed to testify through a narrative? The defense did not ask any direct questions addressed to the chief justice. I allowed him to recite and say anything he wanted to defend himself,” he said.

But now that the impeachment trial is over, the senate president said he can no longer tolerate any action that will violate the Constitutional provision which says that the Senate has the sole power to decide and try all impeachment cases.

“In fact, I told the lawyers of the defense when the chief justice walked out, you want to create a revolution in this country, go to the streets, I will face you. A law must be enforced in this country. We cannot be lackadaisical of our laws. Otherwise, we will have anarchy,” Enrile said.

As of now, the Corona camp has yet to confirm whether they will pursue with the SC petition or accept the Senate's decision.

Quote from: bugsay on May 31, 2012, 08:59:00 AM
Wa Lai Ma Ni.....

Gor yo, ai. Bi sag ga ta bi sai ang la wai...

Hinuon kwartahan man ni si Bo Xilai. Aw, kon gabaha pud iyang kwarta, suklan pud ni siya ni Bo Gxai...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2012, 08:44:49 AM
The actress had agreed to sleep with Bo for 10 million Yuan (approximately SG$2 million) and they had at least 10 encounters in between 2004 to 2007, according to the Chinese media.

Hala! 10 million Yuan? Hamabaw 70 million pesos na man na!

Zhang Ziyi

By Casey Lee | From Cinema Online Exclusively for Yahoo! Newsroom â€" 20 hours ago


30 May â€"Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi is allegedly being investigated for a sex scandal linked with China's former Minister of Commerce Bo Xilai.

According to various sources that have been rampant on the matter, Zhang has been barred from leaving the country, where she is currently shooting "The Grandmasters", while the investigations are ongoing. This may explain why she has refused to appear at the Cannes Film Festival, where her upcoming movie "Dangerous Liaisons" is contending. She has also refused an invitation to present the Palme d'Or award at the festival.

Zhang's involvement in the scandal with Bo, was believed to have been arranged by another government official and an associate of Bo, Xu Ming, the founder and chairman of the Dailian Shide Group.

The actress had agreed to sleep with Bo for 10 million Yuan (approximately SG$2 million) and they had at least 10 encounters in between 2004 to 2007, according to the Chinese media.

Zhang was also believed to have been introduced to other officials through Xu, and slept with them to rake in about 700 million Yuan (SG$141.7 million) from the transactions that took place between 2004 and 2007.

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2012, 02:50:34 PM
my lab, color blind man gyod diay ka
kay kaliwat ug sinyalan ngabil ko tapol
iringon inay manokon akong berdeng mata.

Aw, kon maohon,

"Ikaw ang type ko, dear..."

Hmm, unsa kahay ilang sekreto nga malipajon man jamo?

Kanay Friends Forever! 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 29, 2012, 06:36:38 PM
Meanwhile, Pangilinan said his vote to convict the chief justice is a vote to end abuses in government.

A bit too grand a statement such that it veers towards insincerity...

Imbis corona, tae nay gilukdo... 

Quote from: chicogon on May 31, 2012, 05:48:59 AM
Elong-ated...

Bwahaha! Sakto tuod. Elong-ated pero balikog, dili ta-nose...

He he, langsa pa diay ang gininhawa...

Hmm, morag malabwan ani niya ang iyang papa ug lolo...

He he... 

Mehmet Ozyurek of Turkey

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 30, 2012, 02:46:29 AM

He he, perfect place for cramming...

Wa pa gihapoy nalooy...

Quote from: islander on May 30, 2012, 08:04:16 PM
what arrogance.  this guy achieved name recall (and thus, a senate seat) because he was also active when he was a congressman in the failed impeachment of a previous cj, hilario davide.  (the same holds true with chiz escudero.)

Wa bitawy angay ning duha, puyra gabs...

Hmm, TB members man jud ning tulo ka bata...

Quote from: bugsay on May 30, 2012, 04:05:00 PM
sa tawhanon nga pamaagi?

Sakto, pero to be more specific, more of kinatawhanon nga pamaagi...

Botoy's comfort zone... 

Ig-agawng manggiuwawon... 

Hmm, sound bites, full of sound and fury...

Quote from: vrglguapo on May 30, 2012, 12:54:03 AM
What matters to her is to finish her studies so she could become a top lawyer and command the respect she has always wanted.

Di na unta niya ni problemahon, kay sa pagkakaron she already commands the respect and adulation of Bay Bugsay...

Quote from: bugsay on May 30, 2012, 01:38:20 PM
daghan pa ang wa nitug-an...

Huwat ta nga mopatim-aw si Chriswise, BNC, Vhinz, Taga Tigbao, BolBuhol, et al., et al....

Wa mauwaw, gapaduding lang...

He he, klaro nga bolinaw ug corn tree fruit ang kinaon...

Quote from: chicogon on May 30, 2012, 10:44:38 AM
Nope, not political maturity... it's political jealousy!!! Corona's impeachment will not change the current political landscape. There are still many "buayas" in hiding or to take Corona's place. Pero mas lami jud unta kung madakpan pod tong uban. 

Only a clueless foreigner will declare that it's a mark of political maturity.

Quote from: bugsay on May 30, 2012, 12:30:15 PM
sure ko naa'y daghang taga TB ang nakatabang sa ilang panginabuhi

Ang nakahukom sa ingon hayan maoy gauna sa listahan...

He he, parion man sila tanan tan-awon, labi na ang sa likod, to the left of viewer...

Hmm, unsa kahay gibati ron sa gaokupar sa Malakanyang... :

He he, tulo ra baya mo nga managsilingan diris TB...

Gakaon na siyag sandwich, oi...

He he, klaro man sa diri nga CCTV footage nga giganahan si Pamemeng...

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2012, 03:23:04 PM
kahibawo tingali siya nga frog prince na.

Hmm, Rana balingsya?

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2012, 03:21:50 PM
asa man ta palit aning pawdicure polish pen?  mosugot ba kaha akong mga iring ani?  suwayan lang god.

Ako ra bay exclusive distributor sa Pinas ani. Just PM for your orders...

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 29, 2012, 03:51:13 PM
ha, ha, ha, ha!

Mo guess lang ko ang iring may mo sinulti'ay og Tsaynis?

Si Deng Meow Ping galing...

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
scarborough road ba kaha ang ilang panagbangi?

He he, issue ang nine-dash line--a dash for every life...

Abangan ang susunod na kabanata!

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2012, 02:56:16 PM
asa man ana si webmaster mol?  kahibawo na ko asa ana si chicogon, the lead singer...  

Asa gud ang lead singer? You mean, center front?

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2012, 02:43:03 PM
hehe, if it happens that this youngest ruler of a nuclear power falls under your knife at the surgery room, yataps siyang labaw.

Hmm, laplapon ang aping?

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2012, 02:41:32 PM
ay, unsa ba diay.  wa man god ko makakita ug gabitay nga di lamurok.  yataps gyod ani si banana republic.  kantahan baya ko niya ani sa una kun saputon ko.  gabitay diay iyang gipasabot, morag si jabba the hut.

He he, ang lamurok, burot pero hugot...

Quote from: islander on May 28, 2012, 11:13:57 PM
di ba type man nimo ang gabitay ang aping?
"ang lamurok mong mga aping, dinha ako patay darling"...

"Lakip ang ngabil mong pula
Ug ang manokon mong mata"...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 28, 2012, 11:47:30 AM
warning sa mga mahilig ug ginamos ug buwad.

Hugasan kaha aron mamenosan ang parat...

Quote from: islander on May 28, 2012, 11:24:26 PM
faet.  it's more fun in balingsya ra ba unta.

Kinilaw nga lang nga bolinaw nga way asin-asin, nya paresan og tilaob nga bunga sa corn tree...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 27, 2012, 10:56:41 AM
unsa bay baho anang panty oroy nga akawaton man gajud. maka-addict seguro ang amoy ana?

Mas makapahilangit galing kaysa shabu...

Quote from: statesville on May 19, 2012, 07:15:18 AM
panty bandit?..basin iya tong isul-ob   

Bwahaha! Yataps, cross dresser diayng matsoha...

Lahi ra ang lamurok sa gabitay, oi, ang lamurok kanang morag bujog...

Testimonies are used for good or ill;
For me, keeping quiet is better still.

LED is the future, but China is, now and forever, the past...

Gabitay lang ang aping sa kanahan, wa masayod unsay tinuod nga kasakit...

Hmm, zombie?

Reuters â€" 4 hrs ago


MIAMI (Reuters) - A Miami police officer shot and killed a naked man found chewing on another man's face on an exit ramp of a major causeway, local media reported on Sunday.

The incident occurred on Saturday when a woman flagged down a police officer after seeing two men fighting on a pedestrian walkway of the exit ramp near downtown Miami.

The Miami Herald reported the police officer approached the scene and saw a naked man gnawing on the face of another man. The officer called for the man to back away but he ignored the order and the policeman responded by shooting him once, the Herald said.

The man continued his attack after being shot, leading the officer to fire several more shots, the Herald said, citing police sources.

A Miami police spokesperson could not be immediately reached for comment. Several witnesses recounted details of the incident to local television stations.

The man who was attacked was in intensive care on Sunday at a Miami hospital, the Herald reported.

Faint ra ang malunggay, morag flavor lang...

By Jeff Stacklin | The Lookout â€" Fri, May 25, 2012


A new Amnesty International report paints a gruesome picture of summary executions, torture and ill-treatment in North Korea as Kim Jong Un succeeded his late father, Kim Jong Il, as the country's ruler last December.

The country used firing squads or staged traffic accidents to execute 30 officials involved in talks to unite North and South Korea, according to the 2012 Amnesty International report released Thursday. It also notes that the country had been questioned about another 37 reported executions between 2007 and 2010 for "financial crimes."

As the ruling authority shifted to Kim Jong Un, the country's State Security agency detained another 200 North Korean officials, some of whom are now feared executed or in prison camps, the report notes.

Credible reports estimated that up to 200,000 prisoners were held in horrific conditions in six sprawling political prison camps, including the notorious Yodok facility. Thousands were imprisoned in at least 180 other detention facilities. Most were imprisoned without trial or following grossly unfair trials and on the basis of forced confessions.

Men, women and children, who were kept in the prison camps,  were tortured and forced to work in dangerous conditions, according to the report. Many of the prisoners die or get sick while in custody due to the horrendous conditions, beatings, lack of medical care and unhealthy living conditions.

Meantime, the North Korean government denies the existence of the political prison camps.

Amnesty International also reports that hunger is widespread in the country, as 6 million urgently need food and the country is unable to feed its people. The country earlier this year reportedly requested its embassies to appeal for international aid. While the the European Commission has helped, the United States has not provided aid to North Korea, "reflecting concerns over the monitoring of its distribution," according to the report.

North Koreans do not have freedom of speech, and criticism of the government and its leaders is forbidden. Few people have access to the Internet, and there are tight controls on mobile phones and phone connections, according to the report. Citizens' movement inside and out of the country are tightly monitored. People who escape to China are often returned to North Korea, where they are often detained and beaten by the government.

Kim Jong-un (born 8 January 1983 or 1984), is the current supreme leader of North Korea. He has held the titles of the First Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, the Chairman of the Central Military Commission, First Chairman of the National Defence Commission of North Korea, the Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, and also a presidium member of the Central Politburo of the Workers' Party of Korea. He was officially declared the supreme leader following the state funeral for his father, Kim Jong-il on 28 December 2011. --Wiki

With his generals...

Quote from: chicogon on May 28, 2012, 03:57:11 AM
Maya-maya miembro sa Tubag Bohol
Morag kabaw sa lapok usab mohomol
Matag udto motan-aw ug iskul-bokol
Drop-out sa Cogon Elementary School
Sige'g katawa wala joy puol 

Ay, basta membro sa iskul-bukol
Way saktong answer nga ikadunol
Mongisi lang unya tihol-tihol
Deretso dayon sa sapa humol
Hayahay nuon kay wa may purol...

Quote from: bugsay on May 27, 2012, 04:36:46 PM
majang bungow puwa ang bowbow

Puwa ang iyang bowbow, pero
Berde and dugo sa karaho.