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Quote from: islander on June 02, 2012, 03:51:05 PM
hahay ning bataa.  minor pa gani, nangangkon na pinaagig kawat ang hinagoan sa uban.  mag-unsa na kaha nig mayor na.  labaw pa tingalig congressman na.   

Labi na kaha kon sa di pa mahimong politiko mapropesyonal una, as in mapari ba kaha o maabogado, or...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on June 02, 2012, 03:48:35 PM
maulaw man sab ta ani ning balitaa. basin makaingon ang mga taga-cebu nga tulisan ning mga bol-anon.

Sureness ko nga sa kamarokoy sa mga taga Cebu, ang mahinundoman nila mao nga nasakpan siya, dili kay nanulis...

Quote from: islander on June 02, 2012, 03:46:20 PM
tblander ba kaha ni siya nga duly trained ni hubag ug bugsay?

Trained sa pamistahay, o sa panulis?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on June 02, 2012, 03:42:41 PM
hehehe. o di ba kaha ang pamelete nahurot sa pahilis sa gikaon sa fiesta. naa diay mga GRO anang lapu-lapu, bay hubz? mura man ug suweto ka.

He he, giimbitar man gud ko kausa ni Bay Bugs didto, pero siya ray nakalahos...

http://www.barnorama.com/

http://www.barnorama.com/

Dubbed the Desert Camel, the remarkable two wheeler was completed after 12 days of hard labor and ingenious imagination in an inhospitable and unforgiving environment and Emile made his way back to human civilization with just ½ a liter of water left on him. What makes the story even more remarkable is that on his way back, he was pulled over, once again by the Royal Gendarmerie, for driving on an illegal and perhaps and unidentifiable vehicle!

http://static.neatorama.com/

http://www.barnorama.com/

Then, he created himself a smaller chassis, fitted the wheel arm upside down on it and added a gearbox and an engine in the middle. Restricted by the laws of physics and his limited supply of parts and tools, Emile decided to have the rear wheel driven by friction via a drum mated to the 2CV transmission that allowed the unique motorcycle to be driven only in reverse. With a fully functioning steering system and space for his luggage, a gas tank and a battery, the vehicle was shoddily slapped together using only screws with the necessary holes being punched out using a hammer and punch, a round file and pieces of metal bent to a 90 degree angle!

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Driving at incredibly high speeds, Emile then decided to go around the military post and follow the original trail he had charted by venturing off-road. Of course, the Saharan terrain wasn’t kind to his Citröen and Emile was left stranded literally in the middle of nowhere water the wheel axle and swing arm of his vehicle are shattered by a rock in the path with no hope of repair.

With the nearest human settlement being out of reach by foot on the ten-odd days of rations and water he had with him, Emile decides to build himself a working vehicle out of the broken down Citröen. By his reckoning, the project should have taken no more than ten days which was all the time he needed to pull off the incredible build. Using his socks as sleeves to prevent the scorching Saharan sun from burning his arms up, Emile first dismantled his broken-down Citroen 2CV and created a shelter for himself out of its body panels to survive the brutal Saharan sandstorms.

That sounds incredibly like something you’d see in the next Oscar-winning Steven Spielberg movie but this happens to be a real life incident which was recently made public by ‘Naruhodo’, a Reddit user, who brought this incredibly story to the forefront along with a bunch of photos taken by the brave heart Frenchman Emile Leray way back in the early ‘90s. The story has since been picked up by many credible websites though even if it were a hoax, it would an incredibly awesome survival story of all times.

According to the accounts of Mr. Emile Leray, he was travelling through the Saharan desert in 1993 and has just left the Moroccan city of Tan Tan in his specially-prepped 2CV when he was stopped by the Moroccan Royal Gendarmerie near a military outpost and informed that he wouldn’t be allowed to travel any further into the desert due to the outbreak of a fresh conflict between Western Sahara and Morocco and would be required to return to Tan Tan immediately. Emile was also asked to take a passenger back to the city with him but that would have flouted the terms of his vehicle’s insurance which prompted the Frenchman to make a drastic u-turn to avoid being followed by the Royal Gendarmerie.

http://www.barnorama.com/

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Way back in the year 1993, French adventurer Emile Leray set out on a solo trip across northern Africa though the plans he carefully laid out for his special Saharan voyage went horribly wrong thanks to a military conflict that lay directly in his path which forced him to travel off road and leave him without a working vehicle in the middle of one of the harshest known terrain to man, the Sahara desert, and tens of miles away from the nearest human settlement. Without any hope of being rescued or discovered anytime soon by anyone, Emile took his specially prepared Citroen 2CV apart and built himself a working motorcycle with just the very basic tools right in the middle of the desert infamous for its brutal sandstorms and limited supply of food and water and drove himself to safety with just half a liter of water left with him!

"Legua Cero" monument commemorating the first world circumnavigation, Sanlúcar de Barrameda (Cádiz), Spain.

Commemorative plaque of the 1st circumnavigation of the Earth, Sanlúcar de Barrameda (Cádiz), Spain

The commemoration of the Magellan-Elcano expedition, five centuries later, aims to:

    Contribute to the junction between different cultures and sciences of every people around the world.

    Facilitate the participation and integration in this commemoration of initiatives from different cities and countries.

    Make known worldwide the city that saw depart and successfully complete the first circumnavigation of the globe, one of the greatest achievements performed by humans.

    Provide Sanlúcar de Barrameda a universal city project, developing actions which serve as a celebration of the historical past of the city, while constituting a legacy for its future.

Tile commemorating the first global circumnavigation, the Magellan-Elcano expedition, which sailed from Sanlúcar de Barrameda (Cadiz), Spain, on 20 September 1519.

Sanlucar de Barrameda 2019â€"2022 is a program of actions commemorating the V World Centenary of the 1st circumnavigation of the Earth, from 20 September 2019 to 6 September 2022 as the most important dates of the event.  Its headquarters is located in Sanlúcar de Barrameda (Cádiz), Spain. --Wiki

Quote from: chicogon on June 02, 2012, 03:08:37 PM
Maghimo tag original Boholano myths:

Here's one:

Bag Hu, which in archaic pidgin Srivijayan means "bad weather", also known as Toy Bo (literally, "thorn-bone"), is a popular Boholano symbol for bad luck. It often depicts a bald-headed, thin but pot-bellied drunkard with a coconut shell bowl ("hungot") in one hand and a bamboo container ("sugong") in the other, sitting on a pile of firewood (usually coconut parts such as "palwa", "bukong", "butay" and "takong") which he gathers and exchanges for coconut wine ("tuba"). According to Bagtu Holbo lore, it is believed to attract evil, jeopardize wealth, and decrease income. It is usually sent anonymously to one's enemies.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on June 02, 2012, 03:28:24 PM
posible sab. o di kaha ang ijang pamelete pabalik sa bohol didto gihapit sa eskina sa dalan junquera.

Basin gani sa mga GRO sa Lapulapu ra kutob...

Quote from: islander on June 02, 2012, 03:27:19 PM
samot kog kalibog.  ang lugdangan ani, ang kabaw nahimong tawo and vice versa.

He he, klarong hilig sa kinabaw, ay...

Heaven can wait...

Unsa man pud kunohay ning US-Philippine Society?

Hmm, basin ang pamelete balik sa Bohol maoy gigamit pagpalit og kutsilyo?

Quote from: islander on May 31, 2012, 11:30:16 AM
sukol pa.  pero nalibog ko, ang sapa ba ani ang tunaan sa kabaw?  abi nakog nagkalapoklapok silang duha nga naglayog sa tunaan pero naligid sa sapa ang adik ug ang pulis ang nitaak sa tunaan.  never nga naghisgot nga sa tunaan sila naglayog.  libog akong kutaw why tunaan ang giapil sa headline.  madaot ta ani sa analysis, hehe.

Morag naay parte sa sapa nga gigamit isip tunaan sa kabaw. Basin gamiton pud usahay isip tunaan sa tawo...

Quote from: statesville on May 31, 2012, 11:22:12 AM
kalooy sa kabaw, namatyan iyang tunaan   

Di maayog signos tunaana, wa ba kahay dautang mahitabo sa tagtungod nga kabaw...

Bol-anon ba kaha diay tinuod...

Giunsa man pag-edit ning balitaa nga mideretso ra man sa last paragraph paghingalan sa suspek, unya apelyido ra. Hmm, basin may gitangtang nga nahaunang paragraph diin giila ang suspek, pero wa na mapapas sa ubos nga bahin sa news item...

Ni Rey B. Pasaporte/EIM (Banat) Updated June 02, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Usa ka menor de edad nga na-stranded dinhi sa Sugbu ang milampos sa pagtulis sa usa ka drayber sa taksi nga iyahang gidunggab apan gidemalas kay nadakpan kini alas-8 pasado sa buntag kagahapon diha sa Ramos Public Market sa barangay Cogon Ramos siyudad sa Sugbu.

Ang biktima giilang si Sergio Caritan,43, nagmaneho sa K-Factor Taxi kinsa nasamdan sa liog ug suwang atol nga nakiglayog sa tulisang armado og kutsilyo.

Ang walay swerteng tulisan nadakpan sa mga sakop sa Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) diha na dapit sa may Sacred Heart dalan D. Jakosalem sa barangay Sta. Cruz nga lumad nga taga Bohol apan kasamtangan nagpuyo diha sa barangay Pusok, Lapulapu City.

Si Caritan nga nahinabi sa mga tigbalita mitug-an nga misakay kaniya ang suspek sa dakbayan sa Lapulapu ug nagpahatud sa Cogon Ramos pag-abot sa maong dapit mipatak na og P240 ang metrohan niini.

Apan inay mobayad, mibunot na hinuon og kutsilyo ang suspek ug gition sa iyang liog hinungdan nga misukol ug nakiglayog ang biktima.

Nadala sa suspek ang kapin usa ka libo ka pesos nga iyang kinitaan ug misibat palayo sa lugar apan nadakpan kini dayon, apan ang nabawing kwarta P790 nalang ug ang kutsilyo.

Si Maghinay nga nahinabi sa mga tigbalita mitug-an nga una kining higayon nga nanulis siya kay buot lang niyang makauli na sa ilaha sa Bohol human siya namista sa Lapulapu apan nahutdan na siya og kwartang ipamlete maong nanulis siya. (BANAT NEWS)

Quote from: islander on June 02, 2012, 02:22:01 PM
guwapong bakia ay.  nagpa-charming pa ang kanahan.

He he, tipo nga mosukol og tinutokay bisag nag-lips-to-lips...

Quote from: islander on June 02, 2012, 02:11:35 PM
because i've been to the mountaintop...

...I had a dream that the mountaintop came to me.

Quote from: islander on June 02, 2012, 01:33:14 PM
kujawa ani nga collision.  maghusa man ko ani mag-imagine. 

Di man diay bangga, lahugay ra...

Quote from: islander on June 02, 2012, 02:02:39 PM
ayaaawww, ayaaawww kuhaa ang among bolinaaawww!

Bwahaha! That sounds like Bugsay!

Quote from: islander on June 02, 2012, 01:25:28 PM
nagmahay akong nephew nga nibiyahe bohol-cebu.  grabe kuno ang bawod.  yes, maayo ra gyong wa ko molahos usa sa bohol.  pero sayang gihapon.

Hadlok kag dagkong bawod, Ms. Isle? Mora pud og wa ka molawig sa South China Sea as a child...

Quote from: islander on June 02, 2012, 01:13:05 PM
ka mga guwapo gyod baya ninyo uy.  maayong paliwatan aron modaghan mo dinhi sa tb.

Gwapo na, badibildir pa...

Quote from: bugsay on June 02, 2012, 12:48:58 PM
pwede pa ka mamingwit...

He he, di kaha pan-os-pan-os ang mabingwit...

Quote from: bugsay on June 02, 2012, 12:35:51 PM
naa man po'y maghinangol...

Unsay hangolan? Pagdayeg?

Hmm, gakanta tingali ni siyag, "Land dear and holy, / Cradle of noble heroes, / Ne'er shall invaders / Trample thy sacred shoal."

Quote from: bugsay on June 02, 2012, 09:08:07 AM
di ta makaseguro.....

He he, aw, natural ra man hinuon nga magtuo ta nga parehas ra nato ang ubang tawo...

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 02, 2012, 12:09:28 PM
Bai Hubag, hilig diay ka sa star watching?

He he, makalingaw man jud ang heavenly bodies...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on June 02, 2012, 11:53:32 AM
It warned fishing boats and other small sea craft against venturing out into the eastern seaboard of Luzon and the Visayas.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, di diay ko kasumsom og kinilawng bolinaw karon nga weekend...

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 01, 2012, 07:41:59 PM
Ako na lamang imong accountant Bay Hubs. Mang apply ko!

He he, di ko ka-afford nimo, Bay Tigs, kay de campanilla man ka...

'This was accomplished by repeatedly observing select regions of the galaxy over a five- to seven-year period,' said the institute's Jay Anderson, in a statement.

The astronomers used extremely powerful cameras to capture the measurements that were crucial to understand the motion of Andromeda.

As the universe expands and accelerates, collisions can happen between two galaxies close together because of the gravity from dark matter around them.

These types of mergers were more likely to happen in the past when the universe was not as large as it is today.

Change: When the two galaxies collide, the sun (pictured) will be catapulted across another area of the galaxy

Fast: Andromeda (pictured) is plowing toward Earth's galaxy at roughly 250,000 miles per hour, which is the equivalent of traveling from Earth to the moon in 60 minutes

In the 'worst-case scenario' simulation, M31 slams into the Milky Way head-on and the stars are all scattered into orbits,' said team member Gurtina Besla in a statement.

The Andromeda is plowing toward Earth's galaxy at roughly 250,000 miles per hour.

That rate is the equivalent of traveling from Earth to the moon in an hour.

Astronomers also believe a third, smaller galaxy called the Triangulum will also be a part of the collision and could join the Milky Way and Andromeda mash-up.

It previously had been difficult to determine whether the two galaxies would slam into each other.

Members of the NASA Hubble Space Telescope team, however, were able to make certain that the two will crash with exact views of Andromeda's sideways motion.

Impact: Earth won't be destroyed when Andromeda smashes into the Milky Way (pictured), but stars will likely be tossed into different orbits and it will take an additional two billion years for the two galaxies to totally merge

'After nearly a century of speculation about the future destiny of Andromeda and our Milky Way, we at last have a clear picture of how events will unfold over the coming billions of years,' said Sangmo Tony Sohn, Baltimore, Maryland-based institute.

After the Andromeda galaxy finally strikes the Milky Way, it will be another two billion years before the two totally come together and form a single elliptical galaxy.

A mutual pull of gravity is bringing the two galaxies together as Andromeda, known to scientists as M31, falls at a ferocious rate toward the Milky Way.

Andromeda is currently 2.5million light-years away.

This incredible image shows how our skies will look when the Milky Way galaxy collides with our cosmic neighbour, the Andromeda galaxy, in four billion years.

Astronomers at NASA have confirmed that, according to their latest models, a major collision will occur in a major cosmic event.

The head-on encounter is expected to happen four billion years from now - catapulting our sun to another area of the galaxy, with stars tossed on to different orbits, astronomers at the Space Telescope Science Institute revealed on Thursday.

Although Earth and its solar system won't be destroyed, it will be pushed away from the galactic core more than it is now.

How the sky will look when the Milky Way COLLIDES with the Andromeda galaxy in four billion years

By Christine Show
PUBLISHED: 03:16 GMT, 1 June 2012 | UPDATED: 09:43 GMT, 1 June 2012
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/



Colossal: This NASA illustration shows the Milky Way (left) and the Andromeda galaxy, which are expected to collide in four billion years from now

Mangandam ta kay hapit na ni mahitabo, 4 billion years na lang, and counting...

He he... 

Bwahaha! 

"Mobalik lang kag lupad-lupad diring dapita, patay kang langaw ka!"

Sayon rang lutsan nibg balaora. Basin gapasabotsabot ra si meyor...

Mao puy kinaon ni Inday maong gwapa...

Quote from: bugsay on June 01, 2012, 08:28:56 PM
hehehe...ma mo-mo man pod ta anang imong kalaki...

Mwahaha! Mungi diay kon magkalisod! Nah, di na jud nuon na katambalan og aspirin...

Hmm, mora man ni silag nagbahin sa kabilin...

Ang mga ngipon pwede himoong pendants. Gamhanang dagon...

Hmm, piranha ceviche, super!

Hmm, di pud tingali porn ilang gitan-aw...

Aguy, unsaon na lang kon mogimok ang tungaw...

Quote from: bugsay on June 01, 2012, 09:48:48 AM
baks hug?

Baks hag dogi stayl...

Quote from: bugsay on June 01, 2012, 09:47:25 AM
mao nga batan-on pa?

Ang buot?

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 01, 2012, 09:51:04 AM
Basin mao ni busy ug himo sa SALN? Tan-awa ang tijan oh.

He he, naa koy accountant nga tighimo, mao nga gapadako ra ko sa ahong tijan...

Quote from: bugsay on June 01, 2012, 09:44:19 AM
hehehe....di ba ni siya maajo'ng mo jodo?..

Nah, taronga jud pagmasahe aron di ka maotso!

Quote from: islander on May 31, 2012, 11:16:47 PM
pero mas labaw nga giuto-uto ang mga laki nga customers sa mga baye, hahaha!

Hmm, sa ato pa, willing victim diay si Bo Gxai?

Hmm, ikaw, Ms. Isle, nag-aspirin regimen ka?

Bisan di itom, angayan baya tungod sa kalamorok...

Quote from: bugsay on May 31, 2012, 04:55:33 PM
.....human ko'g lung-ag, boss
.....human na ko'g pamalantsa
.....masahe na pod, boss?

Mao ni ang boss ni Bo Gxai. Hmm, pwede na...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2012, 03:11:25 PM
It’s 1,558 pairs of shoes to represent those who have jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco since it was opened in 1937.

Hmm, di ba kaha ni joke? Basin ukay-ukay diay ni...

Roadside love on a sunny day... 

The kind of place nga kalit lang mopatim-aw si Satanas...

Hmm, pila ra guy pag-inartista...

Dogtor jud tuod...

Around her jud hinuon...

Kini na lang, aron segurado nga way kontra...

Ga-blue nga bungoton: Baya pud. Wa kay angay, oi!
Ga-green nga nag-posing: Suya lang ka...

Quote from: chicogon on May 31, 2012, 12:28:56 PM
Hmmm, ako kahang tawagon si Bay Bugsay basin pwede to mo rescue ni Ma'm... ako to pa-applyong ug trabaho dire 

Hmm, morag tua na, gikuha na isip valet ni Mrs. Bo Xilai...

Quote from: chicogon on May 31, 2012, 12:27:11 PM
Kung boss-amo (employer) nako si Mr. Corona, moingon na lang ko, "Pasensya na boss ha... imo maning binuhatan."

"Gawas pa boss, di man kaha ka mapreso. Hinayhinayan na unya natog gasto nang imong milyones..."

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 31, 2012, 03:13:03 PM
Hahahahaha. Arang lihiroa molusot oh! Woooh! Basin ug magkahinagbo ta dire Bay Hubs, sangpita lamang ko. Ikaw ra may nakaila sa ahong nawong. Ag ako wa man. Ug makakita ka ug inganing nawnga sangpita ug TIGS:

Sajon ra pud jamo ko ilhon. Dia ra ko, ay...

It’s 1,558 pairs of shoes to represent those who have jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco since it was opened in 1937. -- http://www.barnorama.com/

Quote from: chicogon on May 31, 2012, 01:39:28 PM
Frolicking...

Hmm, Frolicking to Fro's Music?

Quote from: chicogon on May 31, 2012, 01:44:14 PM
Translation: Ay mali!!! Boleng!!! (Maliboleng) 

Ay mali! Buli gid man haw...

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 31, 2012, 03:00:38 PM
Kahibawo lagi Bay Hubs??? Naa kas Manila ron no?

Isabela-Cagayan gud, klarex nga mapagan ang Manila... Hmm, sakto diay ko?

Hmm, basin diay gabunok na ron sa Manila...

Mas lami ni nga klase...

Quote from: chicogon on May 31, 2012, 12:29:30 PM
Lami ni pakuratan...

Dia ra ang ipakurat...

Sa mata lang daan sa bolinaw, klarong Balingsyanhon...

He he, naa pay sidekick nga iring...

Healthy? Kanang way asin, way asukar, way mantika, way lami...

Di lang kay discount. Pwede pabayloan lang og pinakalami nga bolinaw nga taga sa Balingsya...

Gapahipi ra si Bo Gxai, paws ready to strike...

Ingnon ta na lang nga at least additional money pumped to the Philippine economy...