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2011, as updated:

unya, unsa may tubag sa ikaduhang tigmo?  ayaw ko ingna nga 'lorenzo'...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 09, 2011, 12:42:46 AM
Do you think are Philippine riddles still exist and effective as fun activity of the young Filipino people like us?

young pa diay?  sayoha pod diay nimong gibungot uy.  unsa man pod nang gitabonan sa imong kawo?  kolot o sinaw?

maghusa man pod ko anig magpatuga kog tubag... maghuwat na lang ko sa tubag ni hubag ug bugsay ani uy.

p.s.  philippine riddles still exist, brought to you via air mail by flying segbin.

kun maohon, naa diay kay preferential treatment for the putots, bai hubs?

thanks for the tip.  i will do so from now on.  gikabuhi man hinoon kog ahat ani.  di ra ba gyod pod ko katimaan kun pila nay akong deposito.  whew!

for those interested, may i suggest that you go through wikipedia, which has a long entry about friday the 13th.  it's interesting because of this superstition's historical underpinnings.  as for the rest of us, any day, any date, is unlucky or lucky if anything bad or good comes our way.

what i believe though is that like prophecy, there is also such thing as a self-fulfilling superstition.  afraid to drive on a friday the 13th?  well, simple enough.  you drive anyway but keep thinking of the day as unlucky.  you may even hold some fear about what's going to happen.  ergo, you are distracted.  you lose control of your nerves.  boy, you don't notice before it's too late that you are driving straight into a tree.

Quote from: fdaray on April 08, 2011, 02:57:00 PM
Abangan ...., sa Nov.11 , 2011.

moabang gyod ko.  tiaw bay manghatag kag pinaskohan ana kasayoha...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 08, 2011, 02:24:28 AM
Isla, nahitabo ni nako after ko mi deposit...Before ko migawas sa bangko, akong gi review ug pilay sulod ang akong acct. Sus! ANIMAL! Dili akoang acct ang iyang gi depositu-an?

goodness gracious!  di ra ba ko tigtan-aw kun akoy modeposito.  natutyo na ba kaha intawon ko?  unya, wa nimo ipadakop to nga teller?

in this case, am i to understand that henry thus believes that education first made its survey conclusion before the results such that this agency had to tweak its findings (by excluding the philippines) just to make its foregone conclusion right?

thanks, got it now.  it's not henry's conclusion after all. 

OT:  i reacted too much against feeling like our country is the whipping boy of asia; it has always been easy to label it with anything negative.  are we ourselves to be blamed for grumbling too much about our own dissatisfaction?  are our media's priorities perverse?  pnoy was right to complain that there was no news about a certain accomplishment last valentine's day; media releases focused more on whether he has a date or not.  we're supposed to be poor but we're not hungry enough to be preoccupied with dates?

 

bangag sa bulsa gyod ang ipasabot ani, way lain, gawas tingali sa bangag sa alingagngag.

di ko mahibong nga naa aning mga claimants of hunger naay tv.  sometimes, we go hungry because our priorities are askew.  di ba ka masuko nga naay nanglimos, human nimog hatag nag-text dayon sa cellphone nga believe it or not, mas mahalon pa sa akoa?

surveys, for all their worth, may tell the truth, but not the whole truth.

 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 08, 2011, 03:01:08 PM
Basta wa tay dag-anan, di jud ta mo-enter...

enter the dragon na man lagi si bugsay... tan-awa lang iyang avatar; gikan sa unggoy nahimong dragon.

nalaylay (o naloyloy?  unsa man ni, baye o laki?) akong kabukogan sa stress aning adlawa. 

gikasal among household help; way laing makatabang niya gawas namo kay layo man tawon kaayo siya sa ilaha.  nahadlok pa gyod ko ma-late mi.  giingnan bitaw nako si miss gay nga nagsudlay ug make-up sa bride nga 20 minutes na lang ang iyang panahon, da, nisirit lagi. 

butang-butang pa kog origami cranes ug flowers sa auto, hahaha, nibunok ang uwan bitaw, lopyak and origami cranes, kahig ang flowers sa windshield wiper.

Quote from: Vistabel on April 08, 2011, 09:25:09 PM
sa karon na lagi ma'am kay mipanaw naman tawn si Dra. Rosaroso 

aw, gimingaw na diay ka sa iyang programa?

Quote from: Vistabel on April 08, 2011, 09:22:48 PM
hahahahhahaha...almuranas sa binisaya bot-bot, mao bani sya? 

di diay binisaya ang almoranas?

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 08, 2011, 06:35:59 AM
Wrong mistake, Ms. Ayayay. Wrong spelling, I mean.  Di kaha ang imong buot ipasabot, "wa pa tawon ko moingon nga mora kog nawong ug almoranas"...

o = ang gihisgotang almoranas

wa lang god tay uwaway god... mora mag karon pa ta nagkahimamat.  KAG lagi na, ayaw na lang tuisa kay magtingsi unya KAG samot.  na, modakO hinuon ug samot.

hala, ka-cute.  giunsa man ni?  another one of those photoshop 'miracles'?  kun imnon ni, ilad-ok ba nga tibuok o tadtaron pa?

sakita sa dughan gyod tuod nga naay ma-death sentence tungod lang kay nasuksokan ang iyang luggage ug di mao.

what really is the truth about the murder charges against him?

in case he really is innocent, did he defy the machinery of government law enforcement because he knew he had no chance with our judicial system, despite his being a senator, as he was faced with indomitable enemies wrought by his failed friendship with erap and the force of former president gma who were after his neck?

asa kaha tawon ang tawo ani nga nag-drive; naa pa ba kaha siyay helmet...

i believe it isn't always so.  we know of stories when wealth becomes a curse.  oh, they're not only smart when it comes to money, they also use money to outsmart others of their money.  at least, that's what they say, from shakespeare's shylock to wall street's madoff.

di sad ko motuo nga naay mo-withdraw sa bangko nga di iphon ang iyang gi-withdraw atubangan sa teller.  ngano tuod nga wa man prisoha ug apil ang gadangag nga teller aron naa untay kuyog si torotot?  drum and bugle corps unta ang gawas nila...

bitaw, may puruhan nga naay teller nga mawad-an ug trabaho.

sila na diay ron ang angay maghubohubo kay di na mapildi sa kauwaw kay di na man sila makakita nato, hahaha!  tiradoron gyod nako ilang mga tiyan.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 07, 2011, 10:01:02 AM
A reaction from "Henry", Mon Apr 04, 2011 21:33 PHT: 

Philippines is not included in the survey. If they included Philippines in their sample, it would have totally mess up their conclusion since they basically argued that English proficiency is directly proportional to the wealth of a nation. Higher per capita means better English proficiency for a country. Hence Education First might have opted not to include Philippines in the survey considering it would have been a major anomaly. Philippines would have ranked highest among Asian countries despite having the lowest per capita and a "relatively weak public school system". And they will never be able to explain this anomaly since they can never quantify the sociological phenomenon that is "Americanization of Filipino Society." When math does not support the facts, just overlook (or eliminate) the things that does not fit. Classic case of simplification. Way to go Education First!


More reactions at: http://ph.news.yahoo.com/korea-ranks-3rd-asian-countries-english-proficiency-20110404-000001-219.html

kujawan man sad ko aning english ni henry.  unsa man ni, the result of poverty and a "relatively weak public school system"?

let me be simplistic too by focusing on henry's conclusion that "english proficiency is directly proportional to the wealth of a nation".  when, oh how did this ever come about?  does a nation get rich because of its english language?  does the english language make a nation rich?  break me a f_ ck_ng give!

to follow this logic is to say that nigeria, ranked no. 3 in terms of number of english speakers (79,000,000) is wealthier than the united kingdom, which is ranked no. 4 (59,600,000). 

there are just too many rankings of english proficiency of countries by too many researches (one study ranks the philippines as fifth, another ranks it as 20th, this study does not include it, etc.) such that believing any one study is enough challenge for logic and math.

makahatag ug trabaho ang gobyerno o ang private sector sa atoa, di lang makahatag sa suweldo nga ilang gusto.  depende man god ni sa atong individual standards.  naay uban makontento, naay uban di.

 

Quote from: statesville on April 07, 2011, 11:02:35 PM
or possibly being used to  help  care for their wounded comrades..

i would tend to believe this more.  usahay man god kining migrante international gets obsessed with complaining about anything of the government.  morag di sila mabuhi kun di mokastigo sa gobyerno.  ambot kun tinuod ba kaha ni nga ila gyod nang buhaton kay kun di mawad-an sila ug funding kay wa na man silay rason nga mo-exist.

in more ways than one, we owe it to ourselves to help ourselves first.  maningkamot tang mogawas sa lugar nga di ato at the first sign of trouble, di kay maghuwat nga molinaw unya mograbe diay.  kay galisod na man, sad-an na ang gobyerno.

     

ug diha ra kutob sa 6 years old akong memory.  di na nako sumpayan kay abi pa lang biography ni elizabeth taylor ni nga thread...

6 years old.  grade 1 na ko.  bitaranay mi kada buntag ug sinina sa akong mama.  usahay iya pa kong gukdon aron sul-oban ug panty.  nakasabot na ko atong panahona nga ako ang kinabraytan sa klase kay ako ang tawgon sa among titser kun wa nay laing makatubag sa iyang pangutana.  problema lang kay di ko ganahan moeskuwela kay kanunay ko itukmod abi kay akoy kinagamyan ug wangkig pa gyod.  mora pa gyod kog mamatay sa kauwaw kada sulod nakog klase tungod sa akong sikreto nga bistado kaayo sa tanan.  sa akong pagkadimalas, nakalibang man god ko sa classroom.

5 years old.  i had the habit of rocking my chair while eating.  nalahos bitaw kog katumba kausa.  ang apan lang kay naay tadyaw nga tungod sa kadako didto sa sawog gibutang.  shot akong ulo; nabuak ang tadyaw.  sukad ato ang sugsug sa pamilya nako kay kuyaw gyod diay kuno kagahi akong ulo kay nakabuak man ug tadyaw.

 

4 years old.  the death of our family dog.  we were all crying, huddled on one side of the living room facing our helpless, wailing dog on the other side.  after that everything was a blank.  i learned years later that our dog was poisoned and that my eldest brother took his death real hard.

 

the birth of my two younger siblings, when i was 3 and 4 years old.  i remember thinking they were not real because when i first saw them wrapped in swaddling clothes they were not moving and their eyes were closed.

2 years old ko.  sure ko nga 2 pa ko kay wa pa man koy manghod ato.  namalhin mi ug balay gikan sa hamurawon ngadto sa balud (districts of a city not in bohol).  akong sinina red nga naay dots sa ibabaw.  ang akong dala ako rang doll nga majorette, color green ang sinina.  my gentle older brother, 10 years older than i am, was tasked with taking charge of me.  we stood at a corner, he sat on his haunches (perhaps to be at the level of my height) and pointed at a distant two-storey house that he said was our new house.  that house struck me as ancient, which it really was.

     

why man sige ra man pangutana ug komentaryo si hubs, wa man siyay iyahang gisugid nga memory?  nangbitik ra ba kaha ni o wa ba kaha gyod siyay memory laktod?

Quote from: Vistabel on April 07, 2011, 07:01:58 PM
programa na sya bai sa usa radio station sa Cebu sulod sa dugay mga tuig, daghan kaayo ang taga paminaw niining programaha kaso sa bandang North sa Bohol lang ni madungog kay walay signal ang Cebu radio stations sa bandang south sa Bohol. Kaya possibling wa ka kadungog niini. Si ma'am Isle's ang suhito niini, ang host niining programaha si dra. ug abogada Libres Rosaroso

hehe, ahat ba uroy nga nasuhito ko nga di tigpaminaw ug radyo; di man gani tigtan-aw ug tv...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 06, 2011, 09:58:47 AM
Ayaw na lang lagi pagpunayg hiling anang imong almoranas, Ms. Isle. Tan-awa, bisag unsa na lang, almoranas ang imong tan-aw...

wrong mistake, botoy.  wa pa tawon ko moingon nga mora kag nawong ug almoranas.

my condolence, raqz.  it's never easy to lose a pet to the great beyond.

sa una nga naa pa koy mga manok (si white angel, kelso, baleleng, etc.), ako ang naopaw sa kaguol kun masakit o mamatay mao nga nitagam na ko.  kapuliki ang veterinarian kay bisan ala una sa gabii akong tawgon kay emergency.  inig ka-new year ako pa gyong isulod sa bedroom kay mahadlok sa buto-buto.  of course niundang kog kaon ug manok ug itlog kay di gyod ko makatulon aning mga pagkaona atong mga tuiga.

kumusta na man ang injong mga bujinggit?

judge gabriel ingles is in dark blue shirt, fourth from left

BOL-ANON KINI!


Ingles’ waiver of LGU stipend ‘struck’ P-Noy

JUDGE Gabriel Ingles said President Benigno Aquino III found “peculiar” his application for associate justice of the Court of Appeals (CA).

Ingles said a source informed him that Aquino was impressed with his decision to waive his monthly stipend from local government units (LGU) to maintain judicial independence.

The source, whom Ingles refused to name, told him this was the main reason the President confirmed his appointment to the CA post. “Secondly, I don’t have political endorsements,” Ingles told Sun. Star Cebu in an interview yesterday.

Ingles, presiding judge of the Regional Trial Court (RTC) Branch 58, received the official confirmation of his appointment by President Aquino last March 4.

First nod

Among the four newly appointed CA associate justices, Ingles got the first nod from the President. He was appointed last Feb. 24, while the others were chosen on March 1.

Their appointment papers were transmitted on both dates, though, from the Palace to the Supreme Court.

In an interview in his office, Ingles said he was told that President Aquino was impressed with his decision to waive his monthly stipend from the local government units during his nine years as RTC judge in Cebu City.

Ingles said he was happy with the development because “that’s what the Constitution says.”

This is also the reason the Judicial and Bar Council was created, he said.

Ingles assured that his judicial independence would continue in his new job at the CA.

He will still waive his monthly allowance in his new job at the appellate court.

“I will stand my ground. If I think what I am doing is right, I will do it no matter the cost. (Judicial) independence is a very important factor,” said Ingles.

No lobbying

Ingles vowed to disallow “lobbying” of cases at the appellate court. If this happens, he warned he would disclose it as part of the case record.

As a former Palace of Justice spokesperson, Ingles assured he would still be open to
queries from the media for transparency at the CA.

Ingles submitted his application for the CA post last Sept. 13, 2010. He was interviewed by the JBC last Nov. 9.

The JBC submitted at least 13 nominees to President Aquino to fill the four vacant posts in the CA left by Justices Sixto Marella, Jose Sabio, Arangelita Lontok and Andres Reyes Jr.

Ingles, who has been the RTC Branch 58 presiding judge for nine years now, was the lone judge in Central Visayas who was nominated and appointed to the post.

With Ingles’ appointment to the CA, he RTC in Cebu City will lack two judges.

Published in the Sun.Star Cebu newspaper on March 09, 2011.

Quote from: JellyBean on April 05, 2011, 07:16:46 PM
But you all say it is sliding down but most people are still trying to get over the border of the US from here.....

point one:  we here are not all saying it is sliding down.  it is obvious that we've taken all sides in our discussions.

point two:  not most people are trying to get over the border of the u.s. from here.  we're not in mexico that's contiguous with the u.s. and where getting "over the border" is possible.   statistics may be boring, but if you care to take a peek at them, you will find out that it's not really most people; some, maybe, but not most.  in fact, some of those who are already there are planning to come back. 

point 3:  ever wondered why if, hypothetically, china is rising while the u.s. is sliding, not most of us are trying to get over the border of china from here?

that bribe is peanuts for abs-cbn, if ever, though i can't tell if it would be of any good for the case.  

as interested observers, we might as well enjoy this game of conspiracy theories.  a counter-offer of much more than the reported bribery amount would also be peanuts from willie and friends, one of whom we know as a billionaire former presidential aspirant who once expressed dissatisfaction over abs-cbn's coverage of his campaign.  

strange, the kid's family name is estrada.  is suan the father's family name?  or is the boy already getting a stage name this early?

so is it with the case of this six-year-old boy.  what parent would do such a crazy thing as teaching a child to dance that way and letting him go on despite his tears?  is there any mention here of bringing those parents to court for child abuse?  

i've never seen a tv program of revillame either before or after whatever tv network he is in now (i ban tv at home), but why focus only on this guy who's the bringer of silly dreams and not on the little boy's elders who put him there?

another thing i learned from the dswd:  s.o.p. kuno ni; kun naay bata nga manglimos o nagsimhot ug rugby, there is always the possibility that an elder, usually a parent, is in the vicinity, either selling cigarettes or pickpocketing.  it is these elders that the dswd wants to root out first, an almost impossible task.

 

gikabuhi ko tungod kay katuhoan ning imong sugilon, k.  yet i still want to believe in the basic goodness of people.  di lang tingali gyod maatol sa dswd.  another thing, bisan tingalig gitagad ning mga bataa sa dswd, wa man sad ni silay media coverage, so ang pagtagad wa say media coverage.  one makes the other, sa ato pa.

sa binalikbalik nako sa dswd sa cebu sa una (lain-lain ug tuyo, kasagaran bahin ug bata, apil na tong nisumbong ko bahin ug bata nga abused sa amahan) motagad gyod sila dayon.  a case officer was assigned at once, who then made it clear that one more act of abuse by the father would land him in court.  hingok ra to, no media coverage.  what for?  it would have aggravated the situation because it would shame the father publicly and i myself would disappear by slamming my door on any mediaman who may have come to interview me.  salamat nga wa maingon ana ang nahitabo.  we can do more without the weight of publicity.

well, willie revillame is news.  too bad.

Quote from: chicogon on April 06, 2011, 01:14:50 AM
Magminyo unta ko if I can find me a filthy and wild looking but rich wifey, pero wala man ko nakita. And my relatives are not filthy rich themselves. So di na lang... mi professed na lang kog vow of "not-so" poverty hehehehe 

a divinely inspired decision, fr chic.  mamora unya kag altar boy beside this lady that you had in mind...



hinoon, mora man pod ug cover ug altar ang iyang sinina...

she's smiling.  really.

a redhead who could give nicole kidman a run for her money.

hail, your highness!

what are little cats made of?
sugar and spice and everything nice...

what an introvert for a rock star!

in the spirit of the memoirs of a geisha

maayo gani kay way naapil nga iring.

ot:  hubag, baye ba gyod ni?  ga-topless?

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 06:43:08 PM

Quote from: Vistabel on April 06, 2011, 12:44:07 AM
hahahaha...manghuhula man lagi sab ka ma'am bukod sa Doctora sa Velez Hospital joke joke joke 

morag tigpaminaw man tingali ni si flying segs sa 'verboten' ni dr. lourdes libres rosaroso, doktora ug abogado pa gayod (matod sa iyang introduction sa iyang radio program)...

may she rest in peace.  (she had died 20 august 2010)

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 05, 2011, 11:00:30 AM
starlight starbright, where o where are you tonight?
by the shore of some distant isles
or by some candle-lit room in cebu

starlight starbright, have you been eating too much shopao
for i think the baboy smell is wafting now.

starlight starbright, insikon diay ka
sigoro kahibalo ka ni tong shing wa

starlight starbright, ajaw pa suko suko ha
kai ma wa imong ka gu-wa-pa.

starlight, starbright
ich bin hier with some backlight

eating anpao instead of siopao
so the baboy smell that’s wafting
is your perfume chain reacting.

starlight, starbright, yes, ako pikot mata
eyebags pay imo, ijara, apan di ko taga-tsina

wa gyoy hinungdan nga angay ikasuko
kay sa tinuod ikaw guwafa ako ang guwafo.

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 05, 2011, 11:50:16 PM
fr. pero daghan baja mga pinay nga 'high maintenance' pood. especially ang mga pinay na grow up diri sa america.

which goes to show that everything is relative.  what is handsome for one may be ugly for another; what is rich for a fil-am woman may be just plain filthy for another; what is high-maintenance for a grocery store clerk is peanuts for a wall street ponzi schemer.  (i personally find the research on which this thread is based silly.)

Quote from: chicogon on April 05, 2011, 11:41:55 PM
Worse... they want filthy rich husbands!!! Looks irrelevant hehehehe 

serves them right, then, if they end up with just filthy husbands.

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 05, 2011, 11:44:40 PM
but one must love himself before he can commit to others. i mean, hermits are known for this.
(as far as i know, hermits are extreme self-lovers since they cannot commit to anyone)

ever heard of the word selflessness?

as for hermits, it is supposed that they've refused commitment to others as they've chosen a spiritual life of prayer away from the material world and have offered themselves wholly to god.  otherwise, i can't imagine a hermitage of benedictine or trappist monks or, for that matter, a cloister of carmelite nuns or pink sisters filled with narcissists.

Court orders arrest of DErz
The Bohol Standard
Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Regional Trial Court (RTC) has ordered the arrest of former Sunday Post society/entertainment writer-editor Manuel Ferdinand “D Erz” De Erio for libel filed by former Sangguniang Kabataan (SK) National and Provincial President Jane Censoria Cajes-Yap.

Sunday Post publisher Ciriaco “Boy/BG” Guingguing has been indicted in the case and thus ordered arrested, too. Guingguing yesterday said he already posted bail at P10,000 for his temporary liberty but De Erio was reported to be outside Bohol.

Presiding Judge Irma Zita Masamayor of RTC-Branch 52 based in Talibon issued the arrest warrant after the Provincial Prosecution Office (PPO) found “probable cause of libel” against the two accused.

De Erio, also known as DERZ was a former trusted aide of the Cajes familiy, worked as press relation officer of then Trinidad Mayor Judith Cajes and was a staff of the SK provincial federated office at Capitol.

In its resolution last January, the Provincial Prosecution Office found “probable cause that the crime of libel was committed” and that De Erio and Guinguing “are probably guilty thereof and should be held for trial” in the proper court.

more at http://www.theboholstandard.com/bnews.php

i'm just wondering if some other women of other nationalities prefer handsome, poor husbands.

 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 06:09:48 AM
Medyo OK ra na. Ayaw lang jud inom og moisturizing milk...

orchid root grower ang akong paborito.  lactose intolerant man ta...

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 05, 2011, 10:17:45 AM
hehe gara-on diay ka. so to say, insikon diay ka indayon? na hala, ug mo adto ka sa chinese district tagaan diay ka nila'g discount off?

di tanto, buot ipasabot nga may pagkagaraon lang, bale morag segunda ra nimo.   insikon kuno ko, matod pa sa pagbalikbalik ni hubag.  hinoon, kun maohon, ako ray insikon nga di insik.  pero nalipat lang tingali si hubag kay ikaw baya ang pure insik ug kaliwat.  mohatag diay ning insik ug discount? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 09:43:34 PM

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. --Voltaire   

what a way of leading someone to maturity.  (or is it forcing someone to mature?)

Quote from: Vistabel on April 05, 2011, 09:33:23 PM
Love can make you cry.
Love will kill you, those who are victims of love. me, not included. 

arrruuuuyyy!  victimizer diay hinoon ka?  pila na diay kaha ang imong gipahilak, ang na-killed tungod nimoh?

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 02:54:33 PM
Mao ni hasang, ay. Unsa kaha diay pasumbingay ani...

hasang diay na?  mora man nag advanced stage ug almoranas.

wa diay koy labot ani kay ing-ani man kog liningkoran...

bisaya pasayawa ko day by Max Surban

Pasayawa Ko Day

(lyrics of Max Surban version)

Pasayawa ko, day
Sayaw lang sa uban
Ikaw may gusto ko
Nganong ako nga anaa may uban
Pagaksa nalang ko, day
Di ko lagi kay wa koy gusto
Irog irog, unsay irog, sibog sibog
Unsay sibog, unsay sibog sibog ngarig dyutay

Pastilan nimo inday, pagkawala moy kalooy
Oy ang gugma undo, di madalag looy looy
Pahaluka nalang kug dyutay, unsay halok oy unsay dyutay
Irog irog, unsay irog, sibog sibog
Unsay sibog, unsay sibog sibog ngarig dyutay

Pahaluka ko day, asa man?
sa imong aping, nganom man?
ako ay molakaw, asa man?
ngadto sa Davao, aw diay!
Maayo niini maghimo kita ug handuman, unsa man?
panyong binurdahan sineprahan sa imong ngalan, aw diay!

Paminaw ra undo, ngano man?
aniay tambag, unsa man?
paghinayhinay do, ngamo man?
ikaw mabonggo, aw diay!

Maayo pa undo palayo nalang kanako, ngano man?
Kay dili ka gayud makadama ning akung dughan, aw diay!

Paliton ko day ang imong kaanyag
Aniay lima nga akung ihatag, dawata na kini
Ayaw diha ug tinunto undo ngano ba ug dili dili ko mamenyo

Madubok ikaw, bisan
sigi na lagi, dili
Wa nay mupunit, ngano bag way molingi
Kay ang gugma ko dili kabayran ug lima lang ka pesos
Aron lang magum-os.

Tingali unya ikaw magbasol
Niaanang imong hikug-hikug
Sigi sigi na, ha ha ha

Aniay lima, ha ha ha
Lima ka libo ni, be tan-awon ta be
Bwahahaha wa ka kuyapi!

Rainbow poem

starlight, starbright
first star I've seen tonight
yet you’re covered by some beard
of the moon who stood and peered.

Star light, star bright Poem
Dorothy Parker

Star, that gives a gracious dole,
What am I to choose?
Oh, will it be a shriven soul,
Or little buckled shoes?

Shall I wish a wedding-ring,
Bright and thin and round,
Or plead you send me covering-
A newly spaded mound?

Gentle beam, shall I implore
Gold, or sailing-ships,
Or beg I hate forevermore
A pair of lying lips?

Swing you low or high away,
Burn you hot or dim;
My only wish I dare not say-
Lest you should grant me him.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 08:51:51 AM
Unsa gud ning "hasang" nga gisigi nimog balikbalik? Wa ko kaibot...

hahaha!  arang kainosente...

Quote from: vrglguapo on April 05, 2011, 05:23:09 AM
very nice...nia na ko sa Bohol karon basin mag abot pa unya ta..

aha!  gauna man sad ang guwapo, unsa ba diay...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 05, 2011, 02:20:22 AM
Mga mestizo ba oi. Salamat sa pictures. Gwapuha man diay si Chongki karon pa ko ka klaro apil ka Pre murag tag ija sa Dole syempre ang tag ija sa TB gwapo jud permi.Kami unya pud puhon Mayo sa California.

ug mga mestiza ug guwapa pod mong tanan, sure na sure!

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 09:05:14 AM
Kinsa kaha diay tawon ang biktima aning clean-cut torturers...

morag bungoton na siya mao nga gipatuwad.

si bugsay nga nagtakoban:



Paddle Cactus (Opuntia)
bol-anon term kuno:  bugsay nga kaktus (commonly cultivated as unique flora in valencia, though sightings in china have been reported)  

obviously, wa gyod hinooy molahutay kun mabunalan ani.  ga-bodybuilding god.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 05:51:30 AM
Hahay, bisag unsa na lang bugsaya ang akong ipaon, di man jud mokubit ang imong katagilungsod!

unsaon... busy pa man god na siya.  he pleads for your understanding.  tan-awa ra god kun makalugar pa ba na siya karon...



disclaimer:  siya nang gigamit paglatos, dili nang gilatos ug nanglatos. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 08:04:57 AM
He he, nahalin dayon, gi-bargain man gud...

aahhh, naa na diay tay bag-ong g.r.o. karon?  o di ba gituwa dayon ning hasanga sa manok aron manambok ang tinaig manok.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
OK na, Ms. Islander Grammar-Nazi, or more correctly, Ms. Islander Grammar-Punctuation-Syntax-Spacing-Nazi-Fascist-Mutawa...

Klaro ang superhighborndom aning Ms. Isle kay septuple-barrelled man jud ang pangalan... 

okay, klaro nga nakorekan na nimo (kalimot ko nga makakorek man diay ka ug quoted na kay gatekeeper man, hehe.)  unsaon, magdalidali man aron lang gyod maka-perfect ug post ug hasang...  maayo tingali manghimasa una ka sa sunod ha?

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 05:43:24 AM
Aw, abi nakog tinaig manok to nga gibalit-ad unya gibuliskad unya gipormang rose as in roses are violet...

hahaha!  di lang diay ka kolol blaynd, form blind sad.  imagination to dat, ang tinai mahimong rose sa imong tinan-awan?  wa na lang sa color of roses; blue baya na sila indi bayolet.

Quote from: Vistabel on April 05, 2011, 12:05:35 AM
believe jud ko nimo ma'am, usa najud ko's tagahanga nimo, sapol kanunay pag bumira ka hehehe

salamat, bisag wa ko kasabot unsay sapol.  tapol ra gyod tawon akong nahibaw-an.  bilib sad ko nimo sa imong mga pangutana.  kinahanglan mosawom una ang magpatugatugag tubag.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
OK na, Ms. Islander Grammar-Nazi, or more correctly, Ms. Islander Grammar-Punctuation-Syntax-Spacing-Nazi-Fascist-Mutawa...

Klaro ang superhighborndom aning Ms. Isle kay septuple-barrelled man jud ang pangalan... 

diin man nipadung ang hasang?

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 05:49:19 AM
Bwahaha! Rote Karte na man lagi na, Ms. Hof. Kinsa man diay ang na-foul kay wa magkadimao ang tirada?

who is the man and who is the woman?

bugsay illustrated:

Reality bites... Wag kang mangarap ng imposible...

si bugsay karaan?  asa man ana si bugsay?

Quote from: fdaray on April 03, 2011, 12:49:33 PM
Ang batas ay batas, dapat tuparin kahit anong lahi ang nagkasala. Walay balaod ang Pilipinas bahin sa drug related cases, Kon naay makasala ato lang e deport. Maoy nakalami sa Pinas, mao nga ang atong nasud gihimong  factories and destributing center sa mga drugs.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2011, 06:29:21 PM
Aw, mogara diay ka kay nawong man kag Insik, ninggara na man gani ang dili...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2011, 06:30:07 PM

manotbras usa ko.  akong super toothpaste kay wasabi.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2011, 06:52:21 PM

Quote from: Vistabel on April 04, 2011, 05:30:28 PM

kuyawa gud ani bai Hubs, nia nasab imong gipakita, ang ako lang basin may maghiromentado kay gustong mouli  motilaw ug kinilaw.

Kay ngano man diay, di ba pwedeng maghimog kinilaw kon asa ka mahimutang?

naa tingaliy uban nga di makaantos sa baho sa laing hasang.

ot:  tan-awa nang imong quotation, wa na magkadimao tungod kay hasang ray naa sa imong hunahuna, hahaha!

Quote from: Vistabel on April 04, 2011, 05:34:03 PM
without love of money, there is no robber, corrupt government official
without love, no early pregnancy or unwanted pregnancy that causes over population in the country
without love, no adultery

without love, no flying segbin.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2011, 01:23:53 PM
Hmm. So can it also be equally true that "love is not love till you give your loved one away?"

maybe so, as long as you offer your loved one as a bargain like, say, buy one take all.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2011, 01:20:07 PM
Oi, how come? Kalayo ras tinaig manok...

aw, tinaig manok unta imong gipakita.

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 04, 2011, 10:22:35 PM
tsk tsk, violent prisoners/ criminals man imong gi post diri nong. dili man intawn na sila celebrity. criminals man intawn.

unless you are a fan of them, of course, which i hope not..

since this thread is about "celebrity", let's take a closer look then at what the word means:

"A celebrity (sometimes referred to as a celeb in popular culture) is a person who holds a high degree of recognition in a society or culture.  Generally speaking, a celebrity is someone who receives media attention and in certain circumstances displays an extroverted personality.

There is a wide range of ways by which people may become celebrities: from their profession, appearances in the mass media, or even by complete accident or infamy.  The term "Instant celebrity" describes someone who becomes a celebrity in a very short period of time.  In some places, someone who somehow achieves a small amount of transient fame, through hype or mass media, is stereotyped as a B-grade celebrity." (wikipedia)

Synonyms: big name, cause célèbre (also cause celebre), celeb, figure, icon (also ikon), light, luminary, megastar, name, notability, notable, notoriety, personage, personality, somebody, standout, star, superstar, VIP (Merriam-Webster)

in keeping with the blue-colored words (emphasis mine) criminals who just happen to have beards but whose crimes hugged the headlines for a time and whose names achieved recognition qualify as celebrities.

and like current news, today's celebrity could be tomorrow's history.  i don't know what hype was involved (because celebrity involves media hype as we know it) in your estimation that marcelo h. del pilar (the father of philippine masonry, besides), moses, king solomon and jesus christ himself are celebrities, even if they all had beards. 

to be honest, i cannot imagine moses and michael jackson in the same hall of fame.

chicogon illustrated:

 

"Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.  (LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)"

lorenzo illustrated:

Pax Vobis In Nominae Domini

“In Medicine, there is no such thing as 'second guessing', there is only 'Gut Instinct'.  Stick to it.”                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                               -Dr. E Updike, M.D

fdaray illustrated:

"My world is getting smaller everyday."


latest users of "Life is what you make it." (phrase is unattributed)


it's a miracle!  pagpangita nako ug "Kun naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot", ang mitumaw gikan ra gyod sa tb, ug mao ni siya, as posted by hubag:



captioned as "…iro sa una kay naguol".  gi-korekan pa gyod ang phrase into "khun naa kay soksok naa kay makeup".  how exotic.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 04, 2011, 10:01:46 AM
naa ko supervisor karon dire.. tawag namo sa iya Ms. Red... tiguwang dalaga pero ang favorite color kay red... gikan sa alahas, color sa dress, bag, kuko, lipstick, cellphone, relo, sapatos perti gyud ka pula sa color...

malipajon diay ni sija jamo kay red girl man.  ako mantinir lang ug kuko sa tiil nga violet (di ko mopintal sa kuko sa kamot).  di pod mahimong himoon nakong violet akong ngipon gawas kun makakaon kog lomboy.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2011, 09:34:21 AM
Bol-anon ba ni siya? Basin taga Balingsya kay talented man?

aw, kun board topnotcher, sureness kong taga-balingsya, ig-agaw pa gyod ni bugsay.

ayaw ko ingna balik na pod ta ani sa imong favorite thread sa una nga vagina dentata...