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Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 02:21:49 PM
He he, lovebad jud tuod. Hmm, apil ba ang nagsugod sa thread?

opkors naman.  i will prove that to the death!  wa ni nga thread kun wa si 00segbin.

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 09:20:47 PM
labad..!

labad gyod kay makakita gyod kag lobot nga gikan gilingkod sa sug-ang, hahaha!

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 02:17:28 PM
Hmm. Di diay ka kontento mahimong gatekeeper sa dajong? (Di na pwede ma-admin sa dajong kay si Aspo na na...)

aw, kun naay web designer ang dajong, kontento na kong ma-gatekeeper basta di lang ko molansar ug manghatag ug kuwarta.

 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 03:34:28 PM

hala ka, do.  wa na gyod koy labot ani kun naay motungha dinhi nga nag-last supper puro turtles.

mas daghan lag abs si ninja leonardo.  sige tingalig inom ug sake.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 03:29:57 PM

hahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 14, 2011, 02:25:51 PM

hahahahaha! ango2x kinta?

hehe, padung pa, wa pa. 

in the unlikely event (aherm!), malibog gyod si fr chic kay inigkumpisal nako mga sala man ni cleopatra ang akong itug-an.

ako:  nagpatuka ko sa ahas, fr chic.

fr chic:  ha?  nagmantinir na lang unta kag tabili, bakit ahas pa?  na hala, paghinulsol, lakaw, balik na ngadto sa imong sarcophagus.

ako:  insik man ko, fr chic, mao nga akong gidala ang akong sarcophagus.  anhi na ko matulog sa imong kumbento.

"leo, naa bayay sikat pod pareha ninyo; naa sa taas..."

pakapin ni leonardo da vinci (igzu ni ms da binsi):



up what or unsay naa sa taas?  

Leonardo (Japan)
 



Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci (April 15, 1452 â€" May 2, 1519, Italy)

sample work/s:  


the Last Supper

others:  Mona Lisa; Virgin of the Rocks


(wikipedia)

Raphael (Japan)
 



Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino, a.k.a. Raphael (April 6 or March 28, 1483 â€" April 6, 1520, Italy)

sample work/s:


Transfiguration

others:  Christ Falling on the Way to Calvary; Resurrection of Christ


(wikipedia)

Donatello (Japan)




Donato di Niccolò di Betto Bardi, a.k.a. Donatello (circa 1386 â€" December 13, 1466, Italy)

sample work/s:


Gattamelata

others:  Martyrdom of St. Lawrence; Deposition from the Cross


(wikipedia)

Michelangelo (Japan)
 



Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni (6 March 1475 â€" 18 February 1564, Italy)

sample work/s:


Pieta

others: The statue of David, the Sistine Chapel ceiling (at the Vatican)

(wikipedia)

kinsa kaha ana nila ang tag-iya sa FALJET, usa ka pumpboat didto sa talisay city sa cebu?

hitsura man hinoon nga nibalik sa uno, mora sad ug kita nga mag-second childhood.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 07:53:30 AM
Kon magkainitay, buk-anay sa bagol sa ulo sa kontra...

tiwason na lang sad ug kaon ang sulod nga kalamay nga nagdagayday sa luyo sa dunggan, hahaha!

uy, nabata man lagi kag ahat?  nakaabot ba pod ka sa veenage vutant vinja vurtles?

Quote from: chicogon on April 14, 2011, 11:50:57 AM
Mora mani sine...

Wa ko ka dipara nga katsila diay nis 00Segbin? Abi nako Bristish agent ni siya nga mahilig casino sa Capri ni Ms Isle, aw, Isle of Capri diay. Iya daw double kay si Toybo (Boots Aspo Roa)

mao na ni ron... asp, tungha na!  naunsa na man ning imong leather boots?

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 08:39:41 AM
Gitik nimo... (silent "k", unya naay glottal stop...)

aaaaaaa (with glottal stop), below the belt na nang imo da.  salig lang ka kay di pa nako kayang ligsan ug pizun kanang imong pizut?  pizut kana, pronounced as spelled, no silent 't' kay di na french, sabe?  

Quote from: chicogon on April 14, 2011, 12:25:48 PM
Yeye VONNEL 

hehe, panapton man ni nga uso sa bellbottom pants of the 1970s, kun wa ko masayop...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 08:47:43 AM
Nganong injo mang gilihaylihayan ang vilat ug visong, ang vukiki ug vulikat?

kay ikaw ra man god ang sigeg hunahuna ani nila, fikat!

naa sa baclayon daghang gatangag ug apelyido nga manding.

naa koy mga pag-umangkon ilang tawag sa ikaduha nilang maguwang nga baye inse kay ang kinamagwangan man ang ate.

akong butangan-bigyan-give ang motawag nakog uray kay di man angkay akong ngan.  labaw pang silot akong ihatag sa motawag nakog ingko kay di man ko si iko.

the life and times of 00segbin




the groom and his bride




the groom before the wedding




married life




the groom after the divorce

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 08:25:07 AM
Aw, abi ko bag direct paternal line descendant nis Bay Vist ni Dagohoy...

daghan man gud gaduda sa iyahang rumored direct ancestry kay mestizo man god ni si flying 00segbin.

baydewi, mora man ug laki ra nga atm ang gihisgotan dinhi.  wa ba diay bayeng atm?

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 07:47:16 AM
Mas tubigtubigan pa ang Flying Segbin kaysa ATM...

medyo, pero maghinahinay ang bride ani kay maithan unya inig lupad... madato unyag samot tan-awon kay nagkorona man ug iti.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 14, 2011, 08:17:05 AM
He he, maayo gani kay wa mahimong b - o - t - o - y, botoy...

silent 'y' man kuno ni, bai hubs.  accent has no glottal stop, please.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 14, 2011, 07:46:59 AM
Bai Vist, asa mani nga bibliya nimo nakuha?

duda ko nga gikan ni sa birtud sa mga orasyon sa iyang apohan nga ig-agaw magtagsa ni dagohoy...

manghinaot lang ta, 00segbin, nga di iabot nga padad-an tag insik nga pagirahon dinhi sa ato aron sila mogamay.  nakig-ilog na raba na sila nato sa spratlys.  basig 'today the spratlys, tomorrow bohol' ang ilang motto.  

maghinayhinay lang ko ha, kay wa pa ko ka-read sa imong history book nga morag authored by marco polo...

nagturno-turno ra diay ug ilog sa east timor ang indonesia, australia ug britain sa?  unsa kahay naa aning nasora?  wa man untay tarsier... naghilomhilom ra man gani ta nga sakop diay ning east timor sa pilipinas...

 

Quote from: Vistabel on April 14, 2011, 03:12:52 AM
sa previous nga gyera lang against sa Iraq ug Afghanistan mura man to more than 3,000 American soldiers ang casualties, kadto kay mga patay na di na jud makapaanak pa. Mao ni style sa US, kong medyo daghan na sila mangita bikil aron ilang ipaon ang ilang mga sundalo sa gyera.

Unya ang Britain ug Australia (maura man silang tawhana) segi pangilog ug yuta, di pa duguy ang East Timor maoy gi-ilog nila gikan sa Indonesia.  Karong bag-o palang ang Sudan na sab ang planong tunga-on gisulsulan ang mga rebelde sa Sudan sa Britain. Ang konsuelo sa Britain ug Australia sa East Timor karon sila ang kadaghanan sa nag business sa East Timor ug sila ang mga consultant sa Goberno ng East Timor, sa madaling sabi ang mga Australiano/Briton maoy bossing sa mga lumad ngaTimores. Sama ba usab sa Hong Kong ang bossing sa taga Hong Kong mga Briton.         

daan pa lagi ko, flying segs, nga si james 00segbin ka...

mas maayo pa diay ang atong yutang minahal yutang tabunon ders where kinampay grows kay ipadala ra man ta sa gawas aron mokilhob ang atong populasyon.  sila ipadala gihapon sa gawas tuod pero pagirahon.  nahibung lang ko kay menos untag gasto kun didto na lang sa ilaha rakrakan.

   

continuation...

In spite of all these problems, there is a continuing advocacy to open Philippine skies to all comers.

An official of the DOTC said PAL objects to open skies because the Category II status prevents it from launching more flights and flying to more destinations in the United States. What PAL wants, the official said, is to make the NAIA raised to Category I so that the national flag carrier can expand its operations in the United States.

An upgrade to Category II is also expected to lead to a lifting of the European Union ban.

So far, PAL has only two destinations in the United Statesâ€"Los Angeles and San Francisco in Californiaâ€"but it has been authorized to land in Vancouver en route to Las Vegas, Nevada.

PAL could have been granted more foreign destinations if NAIA had remained under Category I.

According to Arcilla, tourist arrivals in the Philippines have been mostly from Asian countries. He said that last year, Korea recorded the biggest number with 720,000 warm bodies. The United States came in second with 390,000 but the bulk of them are considered foreigners or Americans only in the sense that they are Filipinos who have acquired American citizenship.

The third largest source of tourists is Japan with 360,000 in 2010.

http://www.malaya.com.ph/mar03/busi1.html

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 14, 2011, 12:18:24 AM
Ang NAIA Terminal 3 maoy nindot. Kaso magbantay ta sa mangatagak nga kisame. Mao bitaw nga wa ni maopen sa international flights kay tungod wa mopasar sa safety standards. Pero mas nindot, mas spacious ug mas daghan ug kalingkuran. Puwede pa mohigda.

continuation...

Glicerio V. Sicat, undersecretary for aviation of the Department of Transportation, chimed in and said the Japan International Cooperation Agency gave the Philippines a grant of P12 billion more than three years ago. The money is intended for computerization, navigation and surveillance. The contract was signed in June last year and so far only the technical studies, which are 43 percent of the loan, have been completed.

He said the Ninoy Aquino International Airport had been under Category 1 for about 25 years until January 2008 when the US Federal Aviation Authority had it downgraded.

In April 2010, the European Union banned all Philippine carriers from flying its routes also because of safety concerns.

He said there seems to be near-complete government neglect in attending to vital air transportation requirements, principally communications and a computerized data base.

The failed Terminal 3, awarded as an unsolicited proposal to a group of taipans who organized the Asian Emerging Dragons Corp., was challenged by Philippine International Air Terminals Corp in joint venture with Fraport of Germany.

The amount of the contract was around $30 million but the cost went up to about $700 million because of an "amended and restated concession agreement" not authorized by the Investment Coordinating Council.

The contract was eventually declared null and void by the Supreme Court but by that time so many hundreds of millions of dollars had been spent.

The assets were expropriated by the government which paid Piatco about P3 billion. The Terminal 3 case became a big embarrassment as it remained unfinished and structurally defective after more than 10 years.

The terminal did not help upgrade the NAIA to Category I. For a time, only Cebu Pacific used Terminal 3 for its international and domestic operations. It was joined the other day by Japanese carrier ANA.

http://www.malaya.com.ph/mar03/busi1.html

Open skies not possible

Business Insight - Malaya
BY AMADO P. MACASAET
March 3, 2011


The government can officially announce an "open skies" policy today but it cannot expect foreign airlines to bring in tourists. On the contrary, at least five foreign airline firms have stopped coming to the Philippines.

Not exactly for want of warm bodies to fly to the country.

The problem, according to Carmelo L. Arcilla, executive director of the Civil Aeronautics Board, is the lack of safety in any of the 10 international airports in the country, particularly Ninoy Aquino International Airport with its three terminals.

According to Arcilla, the country’s civil aviation will remain for some time under so-called Category II, which means below safety standards under the classification system adopted by the United States.

Arcilla pointed out to Malaya Business Insight in an interview that the airports in the Philippines do not even have the all-too-important computerized data base.

On top of that, he said, "we do not have enough check pilots" who examine on a per flight basis the physical and mental condition of the pilots and the airworthiness of the aircraft they fly.

He said the Philippines needs about 130 such check pilots. "We have only 50," Arcilla said.

The principal reason is salary. Arcilla said check pilots, who have extensive flying experience and familiarity with nearly all kinds of aircraft, are paid only about P25,000 a month. They get 50 percent more when they fly.

This is about the salary of flight attendants and stewardesses flying the Pacific route of Philippine Airlines.

He said taxes on international airlines flying to the Philippines are much bigger than in other countries. The common carrier tax in the Philippines is 3 percent. A "gross Philippine billing" equivalent to 2.5 percent is also imposed.

On top of all that, airlines pay the overtime services of government employees such as immigration, customs and quarantine officials.

The NAIA has a total area of 850 hectares, rather small for international air-transport operations. The airport has only one main runway, with an alternate.

The former Clark Air Base has a total area of 2,500 hectares with three runways fit for the big birds, according to Arcilla.


more at http://www.malaya.com.ph/mar03/busi1.html

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 12:23:22 AM
sigi lang ta inusapay ani?



magsugba na ta..!

way makalabaw sa mag-inaspohay!

Quote from: Boyax on March 12, 2011, 07:21:43 PM
Nakapamista ko diha sa Baryo Bauhogan, adtong 1973 pa.  Dec. 12 ang petsa. Giuban ko sa akong klasmet.  Grabe man diay mopakaon ang taga Bauhogan, Dimiao. Nalingaw jud ko unya pagkagabii dihay bayle.  Dili nako malimtan ang maong kasinatian.

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 12, 2011, 09:57:24 PM
hehehe kuyawa kai naka hinumdum pa ka sa adtong time-a, nong. december diay ang piesta sa dimiao?

wrong spelling tingali ning buwan ani o pista ba kaha sa usa ka baryo, di sa lungsod kay ang pista sa dimiao september 10 man, ang feast day ni san nicolas de tolentino.

sa panahon ni mampor, kun di ko mobakasyon sa valencia tua ko sa dimiao, labi na ug holy week kay super gyod ang dimiao observance of holy week, with 'hugos' music and all.

vikog
volvuhol

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 08:42:33 PM
waffa siya oy, ila na si pakyaw,ila na pod Bb.Pinas 2011

mabuhay ang Gen.San..!

mao nay alsa sa kaugalingong bangko!  taga-gen.san. tingali ning akong miga da.  kana tingaling 's' sa 'aspo' supsup, kay ig-agaw mo ni shamcey.  kanang 'o', aw, morag ikaw tingaliy makapailaila aning shamcey ni andy, kadtong imong paryente sa tuhod nga australiano.

too bad.  until we mature as a democracy and voters are not bought and they become truly independent by not depending on politicians for their protection, this kind of feeling of helplessness will never go away.  they won by a landslide in this place, you say.  sometimes, we simply deserve the kind of leaders we have.

Quote from: bugsay on April 12, 2011, 01:03:20 PM
buta ang pares?

di uy.  manokon lang.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 01:24:22 PM
Mao nay makapatingala kay way apan ang babaye...

naa.  way bangag. 

Quote from: bugsay on April 12, 2011, 01:25:27 PM
dako seguro'g bunal ang kanahan?

dili.  way bunal. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 10:37:52 PM
He he, pero, akong silingan lang daan, naa may tapulan ug palahubog unya mora pa jud og kinumot ang nawong pero naminjo man gihapon... 

silingan ra bay pasumanginlan... speak for yourself! 

Quote from: Vistabel on April 11, 2011, 10:26:10 PM
Binisay-on ko lang ni bai Hubs kay basin naglisud sila pagsabot hehehhe...

kinatsilaa pod bi, unya gamita ang cyrillic alphabet pagsuwat ug ang background music nepalese version sa hawaiian pearly shells...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 13, 2011, 03:43:42 PM
Bitaw iyahay lang ug diskarte unsaon nga makuhakuhaan ang gidaghan sa tao sa mga lugar nga populated na, ang USA bitaw lain usab ilang style, segi ug pang hire ug military ipadala didto sa Gyera nga mugna nila. ang Britain sab segi ug pang-ilog ug yuta bahinan sa mga Briton. ang China, India, Japan ug Korea mag business sa lain-laing lugar sa tibook kalibutan hangtud mgamatay.

padayon, flying segs.  i'm with you, hehe.  di na gyod diay angay sweldohan ning mga sundalo kay panghaw-as ra man diay na sila sa population.

 

Quote from: Vistabel on April 13, 2011, 03:10:40 PM
aw, OK na rin pala bukod sa satisfied ka sa imong nabana nakatabang ka pa ug dako sa among Pilipinas sa paagi nga nakuha-kuhaan ang population diri sa among nasod. Usa bitaw ka hidden program sa Goberno ang pagpadala sa mga Filipinos particular sa mga Filipina to different parts of the world pamasin nga makagusto sila didto ug adto nalang mamoyo parang kahit papaano mabawas bawasan ang mabilis na paglubo sa population. Effective baya sa akong obserbasyon galing ang toa sa Japan gusto ng manguli sa atoa kay mas maayo pa daw ang Pilipinas kay safe sila.   

faet.  pila diay ta ka buok dinhi sa tb, raqz, nga nakapalipay sa atong gobyerno kay wa ta sa atoa mao nga nakuhakuhaan ang atong population?  we're patriots when we leave our country, that's what we are according to flying segbin! 

bitaw, apil ba ni nga hidden program sa atong gilalisan pa karon nga rh bill, flying segs?  please answer, kay kun di, na, magduda gyod ko nga kun di ka 007gbin government spy, simbako lang ug usa ka sa atong illegal recruiters (joke-joke).  nakatabang diay ni sila paghaw-as nato sa pinas, hahaha!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 13, 2011, 12:06:56 PM
Daghan baya ko ug biay biay nadawat pagkabalo sa akong mga amiga nga farm laborer sa akong gipili gisige ko nila ug kataw an kay maglokdo unya kono ko ug sako naay mga bata naggunit sa kilid naa pay nagtotoy. Na  shock ko ug na shock pud sila nga ang frog nga akong gipili diay prince. 

inspiring gyod ning imong istorya, raqz.  this is one of those stories that enamors us with this creation called human beings on whom we can pin our hopes.  layo ra ka sa mga pilian nga sa tantong pinili nahagsa sa pinilian.   the ugly duckling turns into a beautiful swan, cinderella meets her frog prince, and they live happily ever after.  i couldn't ask for a better true-to-life fairy tale.

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 08:57:05 PM
aw oo diay na klimot ko da ,panagsa pod hangad ky unya naay pison magpadong,ligsan unya ta sayang ang boots  

james boots version of 007's famous line (the name is bond, james bond.):

the name is boots, that's b - o - t - o, boots.

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
pakapin: ayaw segi drive ug pizon,ayaw pangligis aron makauyab kag nag leather boots (sa pikas)hahaha

pulipulihi sad ug drive ug taklobo, o di ba karomata, pangtarget lang aron makauyab, ug mantinir pod usahay ug boots made of plastic grocery bags, di ka pa magmahay kun makawat.

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 08:33:06 PM
tua nagdaro si scarb unya nag boots hahaha

i understang.  ikaw diay ang nikuyog ni lolo padung dinhi sa tb... gatiniil.  glad you're back!

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 08:28:14 PM
walay lotsanan pangitaan jud permi ug issue na? hay kalibutan..! 

maayo pa mag doko doko ta ug lakaw, di kakita sa left and right ug atubangan,di kasala sa unsa man nga makita ,ato ra tiil bantayan ang paglakang aron di ta masapid,madagma,masagipot ug mapandol 

hangad-hangad sad ginagmay aron di maithan ug pati, tan-aw tan-aw sad ginagmay sa unahan aron di mabangga ug cactus, di lang gyod maglingilingi sa left and right ug manikdol kay, na, matuthoan unya ta.

Quote from: jorgeanna on April 13, 2011, 10:39:32 AM
ngano sa atoa nga uso man ang terminal fee? sa airport or sa pantalan.... labong ang HK airport nga pagka-nindot, misag piso dli ka mubayad... super hinlo pa gyud ang CR.......  

as in the case of most advanced airports, integrated na ang terminal fee sa imong airline fare.  it's those many airlines whose planes land at the HK airport that pay for your terminal fee because they have already charged the amount in their airfare as part of their operational cost.  it's the airlines duty then to pay the terminal fees to the HK government.

we may also be aware that airlines whose planes have landing rights in an airport pay for airport space and services.  the same holds true with ships in the case of terminals in wharfs.  kun mosakay ta ug pump boat sa luyo sa carbon market sa cebu padung sa talibon, wa gyod tay bayran nga terminal fee kay wa may terminal ang mga pumpboat---no terminal to maintain, no salaries needed for the terminal's staff. 
   

hahaha!  tua na lagi, arang daghanang posibilidad ning mga drowinga, morag civil service exam.  puwede ba pod kaha ni silang lain-lain nga torotot para panaygon?

ihatag tingali ni nimo ni hubag, krizwayz, kun di na to motungha si bolbuhol...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 13, 2011, 04:05:17 AM
makakaya pa kahang modaro ang tiguwang bana sa bag-ong utingkayonon? di ba kaha mosandig nalang ug mohal-hal.   

ikaw gyod ron, flying segs.  ang atong gihisgotan ang batang babaye nga modaro, dili si lolo.  hinoon, nganong kahibawo man ka nga posibleng mohalhal si lolo?  lolo na ba diay kah?

wow!  hinoon, kun sa ato pa na, huso na na tanan (ug kawat tingali ba lang, kana kun giabot nga nataod pa sa bungbong) kay gihimo nang habal-habal.  creative baya gyod ta.

o change tires kaha?

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 13, 2011, 08:38:34 AM
Kuan maoy gibuhat sa duha ka dagkog kuan...

kuan nako, kanang ginganlan ug utok brain, kaninyo nalisoan.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 13, 2011, 08:24:20 AM
Naay uban kontento unta sa sweldo sa Pinas, pero ang nakaparat kay ang ilang asawa dili...

aw, kun di ang bana makadisiplina sa asawa, magpaka-martyr siya.

abi nakog wine glasses ni...

Quote from: chicogon on April 13, 2011, 05:40:44 AM
I think I know the difference between VAT ug Pantalan ug Terminal Fees!!! PPA and Terminal Fees are not taxes imposed on the traveling public. Kung tax pa, aber tubaga daw akong pangutana kabahin sa Mayor ug Gobernador... are they tax-exempt then? 

those terminal fees go to the maintenance of the terminal and the pay of its staff, whether it's an airport or a wharf.  in other countries, these are already integrated in the passengers' fare and are thus between the terminal management and the airlines/shipping lines.  nganong gilahi sa ato is the pesky aspect.  maungot ta ug makairitar.

my understanding is that our airports and wharfs are of the national government under the department of transportation and communication, which has so many bureau and offices under it makatoliyok ug ulo.  naa lay role gamay ang local government where these are located, as 'hosts'.  respitohan kintahay ang 'tag-iya' sa lugar.

as far as i know, local elected government officials are not exempted from terminal fees.  thus, this side story:  sa una (ambot lang kaha karon), mag-wild gyod kuno nang atong mayor sa tagbilaran kun pabayron ug terminal fee.  11 pesos ra na, wa ra sa usa ka bala sa iyang personal security force.  kaso, kahibawo ta nga di kabayran ang ego sa usa ka tawo.  it's the feeling of self-importance that's at stake here because it would make him above mere mortals kun di siya mobayad.

matod pa sa mga awtoridad sa pantalan:  mobayad god siya sa cebu, dinhi hinoon sa kaugalingon niyang siyudad di siya mobayad?

disclaimer:  i'm not interested in bohol politics.  i'm just a student of human nature, hehe.

sa cebu pier, fastcraft terminal:  more often than not, mo-hire gyod kog porter kay di man nako maalsa ang akong maleta nga check-in.  timan-an dayon nako ang numero ug ngalan nga nahipatik sa ilang uniporme.  pag-abot sa pikas, kanang sa ubos sa gangplank prior to boarding, adto nako sila tagaan ug pahalipay.  naa ra nako kun pila.  kun christmas season mohatag kog 100.  sa laing season 20.  wa ko ka-experience nga gipugos ko.  usahay gani ako pa ang manawag nila.

pag-abot sa tagbilaran pier, laing kaguliyang kay ilog man ug retrieve ang mga pasahero sa ilang mga checked in luggage, free-for-all.  kausa nga gauwan nireklamo ko nganong ilabaylabay ra ang akong maleta (niarte sad kay samsonite kunohay), wa gyoy nitagad.  diha lang koy nadunggan kausa nga nauwaw gyod ko para nato.  usa ka tour group nga puro puti nagtapok sa kilid.  ang leader nila puti pod.  that leader's words:  'you have to carry your own bags.  don't let any porter carry them because they'll ask you for a hundred bucks.'  kun dollars ba to o pesos, wa na ko kahibawo.  

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 13, 2011, 01:01:53 AM
goodness gracious no. have you?

tekret. 

(gtg.  it's the wee hours of the morning here.  goodnight, lorenz.  goodnight, tb netizens.  over and out.)

 

have you tried tasting it?

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 13, 2011, 12:40:33 AM
such temperance! such control!

i wish i was more like you, fr. roel.

hands down.  ako pa to sa part ni fr chic, moingon dayon tingali ko ug 'na hala, ihatag na lang ni nako nimo.  piktyuran sa nako ha unya ibutang gyod sa imong pitaka ang litrato aron wa kay gasto sa gasolina.'

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 13, 2011, 12:48:39 AM
awww maayo ug supermarket trolley ka. maka sakay imohang pet lion. bwahaha.

enjoy the ride then, lorenz!  henceforth you're my pet.

ask lang unta ko nimo, flying segs... ang atm ba pareha ug hitsura nimo?

atot ba ning thread uy.  maghusa man ko anig kinatawa...

na hala, kun supermarket trolley ko, magpakasal ko.  asa man tuod mi mag-honeymoon?  giingnan na ra ba ko sa akong groom nga kkb kuno mi.

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 13, 2011, 12:37:51 AM
perhaps you can teach the lion to make candles?

i'll educate him first on the righteous path to tubag bohol so he can e.b. with you.

try this.  you'll like it after surgery.

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 13, 2011, 12:31:13 AM
isles, i think you would be a highly qualified lion tamer.

i'll think about this high-paying job.  so far, i've tamed only a tiger balm for coughs and colds.

Quote from: chicogon on April 13, 2011, 12:16:55 AM
Tinuod kaayo!

In 2006 I bought my first car (first ever jud sa Bohol even after 22 years sa pagka pari sa 'merica) didto sa Cebu (nag auto show sa Ayala Mall mao to nakit-an nako): a 2nd hand 1996 Honda Accord automatic... when I brought it to Bohol, bilib tanan sa kadako kuno sa makina and how nice pa kuno ang body. Then niabot akong brother-in-law and saw the car. His reaction: "Gwapo... pero di ko mopalit ani kay kas kaayog gasolina." I almost reacted instantaneously, "Di ka mopalit kay wa man kay ikapalit" bwahaha but I'm glad I didn't it.   

hehehe, hindi ka nag-iisa, fr chic!

epilogue:

episode 3:

episode 2:

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 12, 2011, 11:49:10 PM
Bwahaha. kining tugawang tawhana...sure ko taga america ni sija ning bisitar ra sa pilipinas (ijang asawa naa didto sa america).

ning adto baja ko sa bojol grill by the round-about sa tagbilaran. naka kita ko ug tigulang tawhana (murag 60+) and naa sija usang amigang baji (murag early 20s).

kujawa da!

"Old carabao loves to eat young grass"

tingali baya tour guide to siya.

Quote from: chicogon on April 12, 2011, 11:46:32 PM
Hmmmm, basin pod tuod no? I didn't think of that... pagka spiled bataa, boots man jud gipangayo!!! 

gamiton man god ni inday pagdaro, hahaha!

Quote from: chicogon on April 12, 2011, 11:35:39 PM
Ultimately mao jud ni tinuod, kanya-kanya lang tag gimik aning kalibotana. Naa poy panultion (mockingly) nga nag-ingon, "Sa masuya lang!" I hope dili lang pod ta makaligis ug ubang tawo... although daghan pong tawo dali ra maligsan, for no "real" and "good" reason, bwahahaha!!!  

how true.  naning man god ta, labi nag mga baye, ug alsa sa kaugalingong bangko sa unsa ta, sometimes to the point of being petty.  

na-maintain ang lawas bisag tiguwang na?  ay, wa man god na siya mag-agig panganak; ako naa koy ikapakita sa akong bilbil.  

guwapoha nilag auto uy.  sus, di ko ana kay kusog mosuyop ug gasolina.

gwapaha niyag ilong uy.  hohum, gipaindyeksyonan na, good for 3 months; bantaye di ba lupyak nag balik karong mayo.

kaswerte niya uy, nakabana ug guwapo nga dato pa gyod.  ayaw na lang ta; kun ako di gyod ko anang banaha kay ang singot eget.

and so on, and so on...    

Quote from: Vistabel on April 06, 2011, 10:37:17 AM
sa tan-aw makukuha ang tubag. Kinsa tong may kuyog-kuyog tiguwang nga bana aw mao toi mga Pinay nga kwarta ang giapas, kong sabagay kong kaya agwantahon ang libak sa mga tao nakakita ok lang kay busog kanunay ang tiyan ug makapalit nindot nga mga sinina ug leather nga boots hehehe samtang buhi pa.  bwahahaaha

ooops, di tanto, flying segs.  may puruhan nga ang tiguwang ug batan-on magkuyog apo diay ang babaye nga spoiled kaayo sa lolo, gipalitan niyag leather boots.

kunswelo na lang nga ang spelling double 't'.

di gyod hinoon ko manawag ani niya sa telepono.  lisura pod ug moingon ani ang dagan sa istorya: 'may i speak with mr otten?' 'who's calling, please?'  'this is ms catholve latmo.' 

Quote from: AsPo on April 12, 2011, 08:57:09 PM
wa susihay ug way ilhanay kono Pader
hahaha

na, di sad mabenditahan kun maohon.

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 12, 2011, 02:46:47 PM
Ag dila ra ba pud kaha? 

naturalmente naturalidad, hasta gyod ang lobot sa kaha.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 01:54:58 PM
Diwalwal jud ang dila sa kagilok...

bungot diay ni nga scotch-brite ang brand.

The man, whose name Altsman never learned, did just that and medics quickly arrived. But when the pig tried to get into the ambulance with Altsman, medics gently let LuLu know she had done enough for one day.

Later, it was discovered that LuLu had cut her rather pronounced stomach on the obviously too-small doggy/piggy door.

"My husband keeps enlarging it but she keeps enlarging, too," Altsman said of LuLu, who turned 1 on July 4.

LuLu was purchased in Edinboro in August 1997 by Jack Altsman as a 40th-birthday present for the couple's daughter, Jackie, of Fombell, Beaver County. Jackie, however, went on a five-day whale-watching trip to New England and asked her parents to baby-sit LuLu.

Jackie really didn't want the pig, Altsman said. "She came back on Aug. 18 and kept putting off (picking up LuLu), saying, 'Next weekend, next weekend.' You know how kids are."

The Altsmans became attached to the porcine house pet, even as it exploded from 4 pounds to 150. And counting.

And how did Altsman thank LuLu?

"She got a jelly doughnut," said Altsman. She then made a sloshing type noise that LuLu apparently makes when she devours pastry.

Somehow, Lassie no longer came to mind.




Jo Ann Altsman attributes her Vietnamese Pot Belly Pig, Lu Lu with saving her life last month. (Annie O'Neill, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)

"She looked at my head. She made sounds like she was crying," said Altsman, who then imitated the sound -- quite indescribable -- of a crying Vietnamese pot-bellied pig.

"You know, they cry big fat tears," she noted.

But the porker pulled herself together, and headed outside through the doggy/piggy door and into the fenced-in yard. Never before had LuLu left the confines of the yard -- except for a leash walk -- but this was no ordinary day. She somehow pushed open the gate and walked into the road.

There, LuLu gave new meaning to the phrase "hogging the road." Witnesses later told Altsman that LuLu waited until a car approached and then walked onto the road and laid down in front of it. Several times she returned to Altsman only to leave again and try to get help.

One man stopped but later said he was so unsure of what the creature on the road was that he was afraid to get out.

"She's not very attractive," Altsman allowed.

But another motorist stopped for the prone pig and got out. LuLu knew just what to do. She led the man to the house and the rescue.

"I heard a man hollering through the door, 'Lady, your pig's in distress,"' Altsman said. "I said, 'I'm in distress, too. Please call an ambulance."'

Oinking for help

Pot-bellied pig saves owner's life by lying in front of a car

Saturday, October 10, 1998

By Michael A. Fuoco, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Staff Writer

It was just like those "Lassie" episodes where Timmy would injure himself in the wilderness and the ever-loyal, super-intelligent collie would run to town, bark for help and lead rescuers to her master.

OK, it was almost like that.
                  
Except that Jo Ann Altsman of Beaver Falls didn't twist her ankle but had a heart attack.

And it wasn't in the wilderness but in the bedroom of her vacation trailer on Presque Isle.

And the pet that ran -- er, waddled -- for help was a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig named LuLu.

When you think about it, LuLu's real-life feat the morning of Aug. 4 was much more amazing than any of Lassie's fictional rescues because she can't bark. That didn't matter. Smart pig that she is, LuLu did the next best thing.

She laid down in front of a car on the road outside the trailer and then led a disbelieving motorist to Altsman, whose ordeal lasted 45 minutes.

Had 15 more minutes elapsed, doctors told her, she likely would have died.

"Pigs are very, very smart," Altsman, 57, said yesterday. She is recuperating from heart surgery she underwent Sept. 15. "They're a lot smarter than dogs."

Take that, Lassie!

And you, too, Bear. That's Altsman's American Eskimo dog who did nothing but bark at her after she collapsed and tried to summon help by breaking a bedroom window. Altsman's husband, Jack, was fishing on Lake Erie at the time.

"I was yelling 'Somebody help me. Please help me. Call an ambulance,"' recalled Altsman, who had had another heart attack 18 months earlier.

Enter LuLu.

gaplano na bitaw kog pet pig.  kataposan namong pig grade 4 pa ko.  terrence ang iyang ngalan.  very sweet siya.  di ko moeskuwela kun di nako usa siya duawon sa iyang pen. 

nakapanaad among mama nga di na gyod mi magbaboy hangtod tungod kay arang gubota pag-abot sa mga mangingihaw usa ka adlaw niana.  gaandam kog tapok ug mga bato kay ako silang gibato inig aksyon nilag duol kang terrence nga akong gisalipdan.  matod pa sa among mga silingan, kaingon kuno nilag ako ang giihaw kay arang gyod kuno nakong siyaok.  hangtod karon molikay kog bisperas kay di ko kaantos sa hilak ug baboy nga giihaw.   

what an honorable character.  sigh.

hadlok gyod tuod apelyidoha.  bisag balihon, puspus gihapon.  ayder of de tu wil du.  katingalahan pa gyog ngalan.  glad she's a winner.

   

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 12, 2011, 10:45:37 AM
TON_nayt ay silibrit may lab por yo

yo belong usdak-usdak
may hubag sa iyang hawak

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 11:04:33 AM
Padong ni sa inanag nga sa tiyan manggunit
Kon di man padong sa baki o kaha sa kwaknit...

kwaknit maoy nakapaksit
sa hubag sa may hawak

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 12:01:32 PM
Sigon sa akong nabasahan, Ms. Isle, Diniyos ning ilang paghinulsol. Ambot lang kaha kon the rest of the year di ba kaha dinemonyo ang ilang binuhatan...

di ko molalis nga diniyos ning ilaha.  ang di nako masabtan mao nga nganong i-display pa nila sa kadaghanan.  ngano man diay ug ilansang na lang nila ang ilang kaugalingon sa haligi sa ilang sala?  i hate the theatrics here.  ang facial expression pa ra ba ani nila kay mosundog pod sa kang hesukristo.  ay, ambot.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 12, 2011, 10:44:58 AM
kaya ra jud unta og tirong lang...diha may natipong mga sigbin. hahaha.

pssssst.  kerpul.  naa ra ba tay flying segbin dinhi...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 12, 2011, 03:03:08 PM
hahahaha...aw di moangkon, di sab iboto 

way problema.  di ko magmantinir ug bise gobernador.  mas gusto ko presidente sa dajong.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 08:00:35 PM
Poliswomang kagid, Mis Ayliks? Ayhan ikaw gid ini ya...

hahaha!  sapyota pod nang lobota uy, mora man nag lobot ug laki.  mahibalik na lang ang pluto sa solar system di gyod na akoh!  di gyod ko mo-urinate ingon anang dapita.  mas gusto ko sa taliwa sa dalan sa munisipyo sa balingsya, igong moagi ang st. jude bus gikan sa andah.

Quote from: Vistabel on April 12, 2011, 02:46:57 PM
mao ba bai Hubs, kong mauhon may Substitution nga naganap, In-Bugsay, out-Isle's hehehehe..   

sorry, flying segs.  di gyod ko maipo bisan unsa pang bikog ang buhaton ni kinsa man.  mestiza balingsyanhon koh.

wow!  gaan ra ni dad-on sa atong panaygon karong christmas 2011.  tira, to!

naunsa na man ni?  sa lain nga thread naay nanglugos nga nangahubog.  dinhi naay gilugos nga nahubog.  mating gyod ning inom.  makakat-on man sad tag ahat ug bisaya grammar, apil na prefix ug sentence construction, sama sa kanus-a gamiton ang nangahubog ug unsa ning nahubog.

   

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 12, 2011, 10:53:57 AM
they deserve to be raped by 400 hungry black men, glace. i hope they feel every single thrust.

why not 400 filipinos?  do they have to be black?

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 12, 2011, 10:49:15 AM
walang batasan pood ni sila upat. how would they feel if they were raped by 400 men?

hahaha!  labaw man pod sa 300 spartans sa battle of thermopylae.  and yes, i hope this happens to these alleged rapists.  nothing like experiencing the abuse that they themselves inflict.

aaarrrggghhhh!  i don't know what kind of faith compels these people to self-flagellate.  why, they don't even expect to die on the cross!
puslan man unta...

wa koy labot ani nila, especially if they feel they are closer to god this way.  pero, with apologies, mora na man hinoon ni silag exhibitionists.  pang-turista.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 10:25:30 AM
Kanus-a pa pud kaha ma-eradicate and dog-eating sa Pinas...

ang akong ampo nga kadtong mokaon maoy takboyan ug rabies.

bitaw, lisod ni kay may pagka-cultural.  tell that to someone from the north in the country...  akong boss sa una, proud kaayo nga nideklarar nga sa baguio (kay taga-baguio man siya) mag-alima sila sa bukid ug baboy unya molugsong sila kay ila ning pabayloan ug iro.  mas ganahan silang mokaon ug iro kay sa baboy, huhuhu.

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 12, 2011, 10:06:54 AM
Is your daughter vaccinated for rabies? It might be something you and your husband should consider. Prophylactic initiative.

no doctors back home who are at the forefront of rabies cases have advised us to have our daughter vaccinated for rabies even if she's not bitten.

i underwent a series of anti-rabies shots (5 in all) last christmas break because i was bitten by a puppy that we picked up (her mother was about to be executed).  i was to leave the country in four days' time, so there was no more 10-day observation period for what may happen to the puppy.  now i'm immune from rabies for two years.  i can actually bite you and your only fear would be tetanus.