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Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 06:58:17 PM
if you threw plastic garbage with your left hand, you're a leftist.  if you threw with your right, you're a rightist.  if you owned the plastic manufacturing firm, you are a capitalist.  okay?    

Quote from: statesville on June 15, 2012, 10:16:57 PM
  basin naay naninda dinha ug utan sinubakan ug tudlo

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 11:53:13 PM
hahaha!  unsa kahay lami sa tudlo with ingrown nails?

Quote from: statesville on June 16, 2012, 05:51:41 AM
ingrown nga nag-agos ang nana?..nah....

Quote from: chicogon on June 15, 2012, 10:57:21 AM
Kini man akong gi imagine: dangerous nga utanon (utinon) bwahahaha , ooops! 

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 10:43:10 AM
highly sophisticated, all right, but one has to be a vegetable.

Quote from: bugsay on June 15, 2012, 03:04:54 PM
ang nagpahipi mauy dangerous....

Quote from: chicogon on June 13, 2012, 03:50:48 AM

Quote from: brient on June 16, 2012, 06:17:44 AM
piro  naa koy nabasahan sa ona nga ang taga bohol taga cebu raman pud na gikan,, na mujo lang na sila didto..

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2012, 10:05:03 PM
at least, sakto ang iyahang grammar.

taym sa, kinsa may nag-ingon nga ang mga laksot lang ang angay ma-single?  calling, gabriela!

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 10:51:11 AM
pugong ra na sa baba ni inday aron di mapiskan ug laway ang iyang gidala nga mga beer pints.

Quote from: chicogon on June 15, 2012, 10:43:33 AM


Is this camote dangerous too? 

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 10:39:06 AM
The Most Dangerous Vegetables Ranked

By Lauren Torrisi
ABC News Blogs â€" 7 hrs ago

Knife in hand, you shoot a puzzled glance at the butternut squash sitting on the cutting board, unsure of where to begin. You're not alone-a new study in the UK found that 88 percent of people injure themselves in the kitchen and over half of them do it while preparing vegetables.

In honor of National Safety Week, Just Eat surveyed over 2,000 of its customers to find the top five most dangerous vegetables to prep. Here's what topped the list:

1. Pumpkin 2. Swede (rutabaga) 3. Butternut Squash 4. Turnip 5. Jerusalem Artichoke

Thirty-nine percent of people said they injured themselves because the vegetable was difficult to cut.

"The kitchen is where some of the most serious home accidents occur and cuts are among the most common types of injury to happen, with tens of thousands of people attending A&E as a result each year," said Sheila Merrill, a public health adviser for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents in a statement.

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 10:54:34 AM
if you're thinking what i'm thinking, you beat me to it.  wa pa mahulma tawon, imo nang gipalit.

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 10:53:41 AM
kabahong na kun dates ug figs.

Quote from: chicogon on June 15, 2012, 10:40:36 AM
Ma adunahan ka o ma pobre
Wa gyoy pagka alkanse
Basta dunay gatas o leche
Matag higayon adunay monkey-business diri.

Quote from: chicogon on June 15, 2012, 10:40:36 AM
Si Ondoy nga nag motorsiklo
Gisugo sa iyang lolo
Kanding paklayon kuno
Apan dili siya ang moluto.

Quote from: chicogon on June 15, 2012, 10:40:36 AM
Si Inday dinhi gitamay
Dili sa tungod iyang kiay
Ug dili sab tungod ni Bugsay
Uso lang gid ang biay-biay.

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 09:48:16 AM
i'll have brad pitt's head for breakfast.

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 09:47:21 AM
ang tiil part, unsa kahay himoong kunggo, raisins?

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 09:46:16 AM
purya intawon.  kinsa mang mga perverts ang mopalit ug mokaon ani?  civilized cannibals?

Quote from: islander on June 15, 2012, 09:56:34 AM
ikaw ray makatubag ana, 'ding.

Quote from: chicogon on June 15, 2012, 12:39:36 AM
Hmmmm, basin magkalibanga ug paklay ahihihi 

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2012, 11:13:16 PM
ang kanding nga mohabal ug motorsiklo kay manganak ug bisikleta.

Quote from: chicogon on June 14, 2012, 08:44:09 PM
Pwede pod ang kanding ang mohabal bwahahaha 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on June 14, 2012, 07:24:10 PM
A certain Jocelyn Esquivel, who identified herself as a nurse, submitted an application. Almost certainly, she would be disqualified, as the Constitution stated that justices of the Supreme Court “must have been for 15 years or more, a judge of a lower court or engaged in the practice of law in the Philippines.”

Quote from: islander on June 11, 2012, 12:00:33 PM
madugay pa kog pangita sa thread where it is revealed that fr chic is an acupuncturist. 

Quote from: islander on June 11, 2012, 09:22:45 AM
hehehe, mahinumdom man lang ko sa kagahapon nga maglalis mi ni banana republic kay gusto niya motan-aw ug boxing sa tv unya akong gustong tan-awon figure skating.  we have outgrown that now.  why?  gi-ban na nako ang tv sa balay.

Quote from: islander on June 12, 2012, 11:37:57 PM
once more, with feeling...


Most recent European leaders Nicolas Sarkozy, Dmitry Medvedev and Silvio Berlusconi
medvedev himself declared that drinking in russia is a national disaster.  he's the one in the middle being helped.

Quote from: islander on June 12, 2012, 10:44:49 PM

boris yeltsin, the "perpetually drunk" russian leader (1931-2007)
at a rock concert in rostov, the russian leader dances to "peanut butter jelly time"

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2012, 09:19:18 AM
limtanon na gyod diay ko... ikaw man diay tuod tong seminar director.

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 31, 2012, 11:55:42 AM
Do you like dried bolinao?

Quote from: chicogon on June 14, 2012, 12:50:20 AM
sex worker on a motorcycle

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2012, 09:35:26 AM
beauty!  sure gyod kong ilogan ni siyag mga tb matso.  paging, bugsay and lorenz.  sorry na lang mo, nauna na si hubag.

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2012, 09:12:45 AM
and example of an applied katig philosophy is a certain organization whose top honcho, by whatever title he holds, be it ceo or director or president of the republic, contributes his whole pay to the organization's financial pool.  the same holds true for everybody else in the organization, all the way down to the janitor.  the amassed amount will then be distributed equally to everyone in the organization.

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2012, 12:15:32 PM
hehe, ari na lang ko sa no. 1 in all 3 stages.  have energy, have energy, have time.  syaro.

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 12, 2012, 08:21:27 PM

Kini ang dato. Seksi tsiks ang angkas.



Kini ang pobre. Mantinil tawon...

Quote from: islander on June 13, 2012, 10:57:54 PM
aw, kana gyod hinoon, imo na nang field of expertise.  grooming ako, imo itlog.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 12, 2012, 12:05:53 PM
luoy kaayo tong babaye nga gipatay tungod sa uwag atong manyakis.

Quote from: statesville on June 12, 2012, 10:41:30 AM
hoy nikaliring  ang utok aning tawhana   

Quote from: bugsay on June 12, 2012, 09:13:20 AM
wa'y duda....naluag ang roska..

Quote from: islander on June 12, 2012, 09:09:03 AM
daghana na rong nalisoan uy.  unsa man ni, drug-addled ba kaha?

Quote from: statesville on June 13, 2012, 06:02:03 AM
pinaakay ang depensa aning bayhana..

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 12, 2012, 12:11:01 PM
maajo ra pud nga gipaak para makakaon ug leksyon. kahibawo sijang halos tanang Pinoy gusto motan-aw ug boxing ni Pacquiao, nganong gamandar-mandar ug panglaba?