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"Art? Isn't that a man's name ?" --Andy Warhol

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2012, 01:18:44 PM
go into the arts... but go in peace with your neighbor.

Or else, be a soldier and read "The Art of War"...

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2012, 01:18:44 PM
gapasabot ba ni nga sukad karon di na ko angay masuko sa videoke singers?

Gapasabot ni nga aron ka kabawos, kanta pud...

Hmm, anak galing og karpentero bayhana...

Panington tag bugbog kon mohigop ani...

He he, labi na kon ang mag-serve si Miss Ube...

Quote from: chicogon on June 16, 2012, 10:52:15 PM
TB = Tinidor Boy  Manusok!!! 

TB = Tusok Baboy Humba-eater!

Kon tibuok lawas pa ang picture, basin atong masabtan nganong mako jamog tingsi...

Basin wa matarong og design ang balsa kay nag-hangover ang designer...

Pagtarong diha doy, likayi nga mahimo kang vain to society...

Posible pud nga nakaigit diay...

Quote from: statesville on June 18, 2012, 10:20:41 AM
kalooy sa  mga binhi nga  nasabwag pagkabungkag sa gisudlan.....

Aw, kon binhi ang hisgotan, naa may uban nga usikan lang, mamilit lang gud sa unlan...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2012, 09:25:03 AM
nanimaho na'ng lastiko na'ng ijang kwarto

Gipanghugasan ba kaha...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2012, 09:25:03 AM
hahahaha...laina ni inday. 
wa ba kaha magkabalibali ang litrato ug ang gibitay?

He he, morag methodical nis Inday, di ba kaha formerly employed as in-charge sa baggage counter sa usa ka supermarket...

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2012, 01:02:48 AM
tug-an na lang sa tinuod, hubag!

Sorry, but I never rat on my friends...

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2012, 01:01:53 AM
way lagiy gikasulti si bugsay...

Gahilom-hilom aron ingnon nga hindi nagalit
Kay nabukol ang agtang sa bato-bato sa langit...

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2012, 12:56:29 AM
tinuod gyod.  pabukala ang yuengling lager ug 5 minutes, sundi ug bubo ug suka, ilunod ang chicharon, duganging sili duha ka buok, season to taste.  serve hot.

Bwahaha! Isagol ra, oi, unya kutawon, di na pabukalan...

To each her own. This one apparently can't be healthy without generous doses of intrigue...

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2012, 04:05:07 AM
wife: you now look like an anchovy!

freddie: no problem, hon. i'd be good then for your pizza of a face.

Looks like this conversation is repeated in toto from a real one between the author and the banana republic...

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2012, 03:58:17 AM
i'm beginning to suspect that you look like a toilet bowl...

And you, the body part closest thereof?

He he, mga balyena jud tuod...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on June 18, 2012, 06:14:32 AM
this has never happened in the Philippines, but it always happens in Thailand. Tourists should better go to the Philippines where there is no food poisoning.

Hmm, mao ba? Wa diay ayo ang culinary hygiene sa Thailand?

Hmm, unsa pa kahay ubang parte sa lawas nga perfect pud...

Native sa Pinas, or what, er, where?

Hmm, naa ba kahay penal clause ning iyang bill, unya unsa kaha ang silot nga iyang gipangandoy...

Hala! Nahimong imbisibol!

Mora bitawg wa malingaw si doggie...

Quote from: chicogon on June 18, 2012, 07:36:01 AM
Maypang iro dunay permission!!!

Aw, malagmit hatagan pud ka kon ang imong dila samag hiyas sa dila sa iro...

Quote from: chicogon on June 18, 2012, 07:24:42 AM
Hmmm magpa annul ni dayon pormaha... 

...kay seguradong naay monkey business?

Unsay mga pagtulon-an nga gipaambit kanimo sa imong amahan? Dako ba kinig gikatabang sa imong pagsagubang sa mga gumonhap sa kinabuhi? Dali, maghisgot-hisgot ta...

Quote from: chicogon on June 17, 2012, 08:06:07 AM
Fruits and vegetables, exercise and the outdoor!!! 

...and plenty of smiles!


- healthy Botoy

Sakto. Mao ni hitsura sa nanghasi sa Scarborough Shoal...

My favorite, though not available where I am... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 17, 2012, 10:00:47 AM
After a hard day's work, mao ni ahong i-imnon , especially og init kaajo sa gawas.


lami ni isagol sa chicaron og suka, bai hubag.

He he, di man ta mahubog ani...

Gamitan ra nig straw ni Bay Bugs...

Lazy Sunday sa iring nga liwat sa tag-iya...

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 17, 2012, 09:40:29 AM
bwahahaha cute ning iroa da! unsa man nang gi inominom nija beh? san miguel ba na o corona light.

Hala! Nagluib man si Bay Bugs sa iyang piborit Tsingtao beer...

Bugsay's Lazy Sunday


Hmm, badibildir baya pud diay ning iroa...

Quote from: islander on May 14, 2012, 10:57:42 PM
no. 10 is the hardest.

I bet you don't know how many cats you have...

Hmm, wa mosalir ang Bugsay philosophy...

Quote from: chicogon on June 17, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Bwahahaha... kalood nimo 'day! 

He he, lood tood pero moot pood...

Hmm, something wrong kay mabdos siya unya wa siya kaila kinsay amahan?

Nganong nanungkab. Impas hinuon ang utang...

Bugsay's Lazy Sunday

Hmm, TB members, unsay inyong ikasulti kabahin niining maong proposal?

Palatino cited Section 5 of the Constitution’s Bill of Rights that “the free exercise and enjoyment of religious profession and worship, without discrimination or preference, shall forever be allowed.  No religious test shall be required for the exercise of civil or political rights.”

“Recognizing the religious nature of the Filipinos and the elevating influence of religion in society, however, the Philippine Constitution’s religion clauses prescribe not a strict but a benevolent neutrality,” Palatino said.
He said “benevolent neutrality” recognizes that government must pursue its secular goals and interests but at the same time strive to uphold religious liberty to the greatest extent possible within flexible constitutional limits.

“However, despite the clear provisions and jurisprudence on the non-establishment and non-sponsorship of the state of any religion, it has been observed that religious ceremonies and symbols are prominently done or placed, respectively, in several government offices,” the lawmaker said.

He noted that religious ceremonies are also undertaken preparatory to the conduct of state affairs, such as the recital of ecumenical prayers before court hearings, flag ceremonies, government meetings, among others.

“The state cannot be seen to favor one religion over the other, in allowing the prominent conduct and display of religious ceremonies and symbols, respectively, in public offices and property,” Palatino said. - By Paolo Romero (Philstar News Service, www.philstar.com)

Philstar â€" Sat, Jun 16, 2012


Manila, Philippines -  A party-list lawmaker is seeking to ban religious symbols and the holding of religious ceremonies in government offices, citing the provisions on freedom of religion in the Constitution.

Kabataan party-list Rep. Raymond Palatino, in filing a measure titled “Religious Freedom in Government Offices Act,” said his bill seeks to empower heads of offices and departments to strictly follow the constitutional provision on the freedom of religion in the exercise of their official functions, and in the use of government facilities and property.

“The constitutional provision asserts the republican and secular nature of the state, such that although laws could be religious in its deepest roots, it must have an articulable and discernible secular purpose and justification to pass scrutiny of the religion clauses,” he said.

Under Section 4 of the bill, religious ceremonies shall not be undertaken within the premises and perimeter of their offices, departments and bureaus, including publicly owned spaces and corridors within such offices, departments and bureaus.

“Religious symbols shall not be displayed within the premises and perimeter of their offices, departments and bureaus, including publicly owned spaces and corridors within such offices, departments and bureaus,” the measure stated.

Pagkawayhinungdan tawhana...

Ni Brenda D. Batuto (Banat) Updated June 17, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Patay ang usa ka 39-anyos nga tanod human kini nag-unay og pusil sa iyang ulo kagahapon sa kaadlawon diha sulod sa ilang balay sa barangay Pooc, dakbayan sa Talisay tungod kay giingong gihulga kining patyon sa bana sa iyang karelasyong babaye.

Ang naghikog mao si William Villanueva, tanod sa maong dapit nakaangkon kini og usa ka samad pinusilan sa tuong bahin sa ulo wala na makaabot nga buhi ngadto sa Talisay City District Hospital. Si SPO1 Mikie Espina nga maoy miresponde sa maong insidente naabtan si Villanueva diha sulod sa ilang balay nga naglunang na kini sa kaugalingong dugo.

Na-recover sa polis gikan sa posisyon sa lawas ni William ang usa ka kalibre .38 nga revolver nga dunay upat ka buhing mga bala ug usa ka kabhang sa tambor niini.

Ang asawa ni William nga si Edna Villanueva mibutyag kang Espina nga ang iyang bana dunay laing karelasyon nga nakapasilo kanila.

Giingong gikan nakig-inom sa mga higala misulod kini sa ilang balay ug gitiunan niini og pusil ang ulo ug misulti nga “maghikog na lang ko kay gihulga ko nga patyon sa bana sa babaye,” dayon gikablit niini ang gatilyo sa pusil.

Nasuta sa imbestigasyon ni Espina nga sa wala pa ang hitabo nakig-inom si Villanueva sa mga higalang sila si Jonathan, Daniel, Eping ug Allan. Giingong kini mitug-an kanilang duna siya’y plano nga maghikog tungod kay gihulga siyang patyon sa bana sa iyang karelasyon. Ang mga higala ni Villanueva mao say mitug-an niini ngadto sa asawa sa namatay. (/EIM)  (BANAT NEWS)

AFP Relax â€" Fri, Jun 15, 2012


This week the UK press has been buzzing over a new study that finds that for men with infertility issues, lifestyle changes such as cutting smoking and alcohol don't make much of a difference. But avoiding tight-fitting underwear does. On Wednesday, the National Health Service issued a report that it hopes will clear the air, claiming the study's findings were "overblown" for hype.

"Before dads-to-be ponder the boxers-vs-briefs debate over a beer, a cigarette and a burger, it should be noted that the research behind today's attention-grabbing headlines does not suggest that unhealthy living is not detrimental to sperm quality," reports NHS.

The study -- carried out by researchers from the University of Manchester, the University of Sheffield and the University of Alberta in Canada -- looked at a very select group of men with fertility problems, and the findings indicate "very little about the general population or the effects of these vices." The reports adds: "Also, the study has not explored the reasons the men were experiencing fertility problems."

In the findings, researchers found no association between sperm motility and smoking, alcohol, recreational drug use or being overweight, although wearing tight underwear was associated with reduced sperm motility.

The researchers recruited 2,249 men from 14 fertility clinics around the UK. The men had been trying for a baby with their partner for at least 12 months. They filled in detailed questionnaires about their background and lifestyle and provided semen samples, which were examined for healthy sperm, or sperm that swim at normal speeds.

Around 40 in 100 men had a low number of healthy sperm -- but these men were no more likely to smoke, drink, use drugs, or be overweight than men with normal sperm count. However, they were more likely to work in manual labor and less likely to wear boxer shorts. The study appears in the journal Human Reproduction.

Previous studies have suggested that wearing tighter underwear could slow sperm production by raising the temperature of the testicles. WebMD cites that other research points to the chemicals used in manufacturing, building, and other types of manual work as possibly playing a role in reducing men's sperm count.

"Belat"... 

Quote from: islander on June 16, 2012, 08:43:48 PM
i am not amused.  way restroom.

Ondakontrari, the whole expanse in a restroom...

Di man ni mahurot sa usa ka tawo...

TB = Taga Balingsya = Tsaynis Badibildir

Tan-awa! Gasiga ang mata...

Combo... 

He he, kini kay de leche pa...

Bisag unsa kasakit, panagsa ray motagam...

Ingon ana daan iyang hitsura, medyo Insikon...

Try the real Pampanga delicacy... relyenong palaka:

Morag baki ang dark cloud...

Muling Ibalik Ang Tambis ng Pag-ibig...

...restraining their pillars...

Hmm, more lonely than hungry...

Quote from: chicogon on June 16, 2012, 01:38:27 PM
Hmmm... mao diay ni nawong ni Ma'm? Sponsored by her empire ning ads 

Siya ra pud ang model. Kon kinahanglan og male model, si Bay Bugs maoy gamiton...

Bwahaha! With these muscles, di jud kalingkawas ang unlan!

Swollen tenderness... 

O kaha, Chicogontology?

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2012, 09:30:53 AM
greek?  sajorn.  kapa-kapa, lamba-lamba.  japanese?  labaw.  yataki tamaki.  no need for mnemonics.  just be a true-blue tb member.

Hmm, you mean, just apply Bugsay philosophy?

Quote from: islander on June 11, 2012, 02:01:52 PM
i doncha want to fart non-stop forever...

Understandable. It's not hard to see that sometimes you want to be substantial...

Quote from: bugsay on June 11, 2012, 01:28:39 PM
ipakaon sa croc...

...kay mga vain to society?

Quote from: islander on June 11, 2012, 01:04:19 PM
kamrason ta mo ron, na, maoy inyo.

He he, that will be quixotic, trolly...

Mnemonics as in:

chritopher lucifer
fabiandavis way kujamis
clarkgoran kaguran
islander awayer
bugsay bugsay kurog dyutay...

Di baya kakompyansahan...

Quote from: islander on June 16, 2012, 12:29:50 PM
order unyag bees kun makaadto ka sa bee farm sa ato, bai hubs.

Hmm, kanang mokanta, as in bees-song?

Cool Forest (detail)

Quote from: islander on June 16, 2012, 12:27:13 PM
on the contrary.  pareha ra mi katoytoy sa gunman.  apil-apil kog practice shooting sa una (never again, i swore), between the eyes akong tuyo sa lifesize picture nga target, ayay, arang layoa.  matod pa sa mga siaw nakong kauban, di gyod kuno sila mosukol nako kay hingigo man diya kuno kog itlog.    

Hmm, very consistent...

Quote from: islander on June 16, 2012, 12:21:56 PM
aron itaod ug balik?  i doubt...

Hmm, isagol sa ginaling...

Hmm, kon pakalitan, morag TB member...

Quote from: islander on June 16, 2012, 01:41:29 PM

chaz bono
complete, with beard and beer belly

Oi, hala! Bungoton nga tambokon?

Quote from: islander on June 16, 2012, 02:23:21 PM
mahimo ba kaha ning bear o octopus inig bukad sa kamot?

Mahimong zebra, among others...

Igsoon sa gawas...