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HaaaYyy! Ka sayang..

dako ang loss of revenue tungod sa tulis2x ug patay2x

Ms Bambi,

How are you? I miss you!

Ms Bambs and ms belle, ingon si Admin, profit sharing kuno!

Ms Belle, wahehehe! Magpa kugos ko sa akong banana, bahala siya ma ugtas ug dagan

Ms Happy, lumba jud katkat? Mura ta'g Amazing Race ana

Mao jud...

The price of a new tail light? $1000

The price of Ms Belle's head? priceless

Ahahahaha!

Ingon man gud sila ms belle, ang first kiss kuno, it's like magic.

Wala man ko naka feel ug magic. I felt nothing.

Mao to gibuwagan nako siya kay nangita ko'g magic.

wahahaha!

kaning mga kano, mga talawan!

bwahahahaha!

sakpan si dodong Bran!

gibuking sa iyang Ate Belle 

mao jud ms belle!

taas na kaayong estorya, sa pagkaon gihapon mosangko

Quote from: Happy on September 16, 2007, 10:17:59 PM
Mao diay ingon sila nga sexercise is the best 

Hmmn, Ms Happy, nganong tambok man lagi ko?

I must not be getting enough exercise.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 16, 2007, 10:12:22 PM
ahaaaaaaaaa!

gotcha!!!!!



miss u girl...

miss you too, ms belle! labs yah!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 16, 2007, 09:51:22 PM
Tinuod gyud na, they sp the wife dont believe in God. I know if there really is heaven, he is there...

Abi nimo C2? he always tell me to be very good always and surely if there's heaven you'll go to heaven...

that's right, ms belle...

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 16, 2007, 10:39:11 PM







mao na!!! pero di ka pa hold sa imong hands!!!!!! wahahahahahahah

Ms belle, virgin pa man gud ko adto nga time. Karon, ako na'y mag una2x ug hold hands oi!

Bwahahaha!

Joke!

Quote from: Happy on September 16, 2007, 10:40:07 PM
Big NO, sila maoy nang/cheat nako, sakpan man gani sa akong duha ka mga mata.

Ms Happy, chikahe mi sa story beh. Murag interesting kaayo nang nakita nimo in action.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 16, 2007, 07:01:43 PM
Unfaithful action; having sexual relations with another person while in a relationship.

In that case, nope, never cheated on anyone.

Luoy pud si Brad. Naay ga sung-ay, naay ga sabak.

Ah! Dinaug daug naman si Brad aning kalakiha!

Hello peeps!

I just woke up, it's 12 noon now. I stayed up all night (and until the wee hours of the morning) working at TB. I love my job so much dire sa TB. Too much! 

I am gonna be arranging my books later, after brunch. Then, hear mass. Then, hopefully, go out to dinner.

Musta man inyong mga Sunday?

Mr Ashton,

mo log out nako ha kay end na sa akong shift dire sa TB...

Have a Nice Day!

Hahaha! Dong Lorenzo, pabadlong! 

Welcome to TB, Bos_Intong!

Bitaw ai, dugay ra man ka ga cge ug kitkit anang watermelon, wala man gihapon nahurot...

bwahaha!

ikaw jud!

Dugay ra ko nakapasar oi! Pero I will let my hubby drive...

kay moinom ko'g tuba!

Mag serve man mo ug tuba sa party, di ba?

Hahaha! You're sooo cute, dong!

Secret ra nato, imong gi post dire, mabasahan gihapon niya. LOL

Ako pa nimo, sultihan nimo si you-know-who that you were (and you still are, I'm sure) thinking of her...

You never know, she might say that she was thinking of you too...

Then at least, happy mong duha...



AaaYyyy! Kilig!!!

Hahaha!

I don't think we can get him to eat dinuguan, mr ashton. He won't even eat sushi.

But I'll eat dinuguan...

Basta naay lechon, mo anha jud ko's inyong party. Mag dala pa ko'g tupperware para pang bring house.

Dong, do Philly cheesesteaks really taste better in Philly? (silly question hehe)

Little Andre is soooo adorable! Super cute! Does he get away with everything? I cannot imagine how anyone could ever possibly say no to him. 

*i wanna pinch his cheeks*

Quote from: ashton on September 16, 2007, 06:08:46 PM
diba sabi sa iba- si erap walang isip, si erap kulang sa alam. o siguro hindi nya alam ang kanyang ginagawa.

Bwahahaha! ROTFL!

You are absolutely, derangedly hilarious!!!

Mr Ashton, you should have been Erap's lawyer. Wala unta siya na convict.

PS. Mr Admin, Mr Ashton deserves a +1 for this...

Mao jud!

The last time I tried to attend one of your legendary Pinoy parties, ga tago tago jud ka.

Hadlok ka hutdon nako'g kaon inyong handa.

Quote from: ashton on September 16, 2007, 06:03:09 PM
If I'm the Pres ako nalang pasayloon si Erap.

ngano man?

aw kana ba...

Dapat good boy kanunay...

Ako pud, dong. Wanna see Spain.

Wanna get tomatoed in the Tomatina festival...

Wanna run alongside the bulls in the Running of the Bulls...

Wanna dance the flamenco with a dashing Spaniard...

Wanna eat lots and lots of paella...

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 16, 2007, 05:48:10 PM
I know..i know, pero i already have a crush on someone else...

aaaYyy! I know 

Ang imong huna huna ning lupad na paingon sa Dubai 

Pero ok ra man na dodong. Sa imong edad, you're supposed to have many, many crushes. 

Ngeks!

Ayaw pag ing-ana ashton oi 

Kinsa man galuto sa imong pagkaon? nang laba sa imong mga sinina? ga bantay sa imong mga anak?

di ba, ang imo mang asawa?

First off, dong...

Define cheating...

unsa ma'y parameters ani?

para dili mag libog ang uban unsaon pag tubag

Guapa ba si Angel in person?

Guapahan ko niya kay Pinay beauty kaayo.

Ay sus...it always starts with friendship.

Don't fight the feeling, dodong.

Hahaha! Patuo sa imong ate!

*joke*

To be honest, I didn't understand it either.

I actually had to read it again...

But, whatever...

the beauty of poetry is that you can interpret it any way you choose...

And I chose to focus on the food...

Hmmnnn...

Mao bitaw, dili common imong apelyido...

Miss Mari,

mura na ko'g sirang plaka...but seeing your pics, I am once again reminded that Filipinas are truly the world's loveliest women. There's something about Pinay beauty that's so calming, soothing, peaceful...

Also, your pics remind me of that movie All My Life, with Aga and Kristine. Nindota adtong nanuroy sila sa Thailand.

Have you seen that movie? It is one of the best pinoy movies ever made...

I got hungry reading this, Mr Admin.

But nice one gihapon...

more, more, more pa in the future...

Wow!

Nice one, Admin. Ganahan kaayo ko nag basa sa word nga balili.

Come to think of it, Admin, your last name nalang daan is already quite poetic.

eeeWww!

I remember an episode of The Amazing Race, the hippies ate a big bowl of locusts each!

Madungog pa jud nga inig kaon nila, ga crunch crunch ang sound...

hmn...

When Meg Ryan kissed Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle, I was kilig...

When Julia Roberts kissed her best friend in My Best Friend's Wedding, I was kilig...

I don't know how to explain it really, dodong...

When a girl you really like smiles at you, you feel something, right? That's kilig...

So, when Vicky fell asleep in your arms, I'm sure you felt kilig...

So...thinking about the two of you, young beautiful people, in that dark movie theather, enjoying each other's company...I felt kilig.

Your ate belle and I are proud of our dodong Bran.

Hahahaha!

A brilliant idea, Ms Mari!

wahahaha!

human na ang labing labing!

joke! joke! joke!

 

Miss Mari,

na intriga ko sa pics sa exotic food...

naka kaon naka nila?

Hehehe!

Mr ashton,

ayaw seryosoha akong mga sulti, kay halos tanan ana puro ra yawyaw...

kahibaw naka aning mga baji, basta maka yawyaw lang ok na

Nice to see you, bisan kadiyot lang, Miss AsianFairy!

I wish you an easy transition to the new house. We've moved houses recently too, and it was quite stressful.

We love you and we miss you!

Keep us in your thoughts because you are always in ours.

God Bless!

UuuYyyy!

Ka nindot ana oi, ga lean sya, gibutang ang ulo sa imong abaga.

Ma kilig man pud ta.

*kilig*

Miss Mari,

you really are soooo pretty...your beauty affects me, and I'm female!

Beautiful pics jud. Sa Phuket ni?

We hope to see more pics puhon.

Ubana ko Ms Happy beh!

qui! qui!

Mr Ashton,

maybe they've got more pressing matters to worry about...

like, where their next meal is coming from...

Yes, that you are, dodong.

A man who loves his family as much as you do can never go wrong.



PS. Musta ang date? 

Dong, was it Plato who said, "At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet"?

I'm a perfect example.

I wrote that many, many years ago...for my first love.

I haven't written a single poem since then.

Quote from: asianfairy on September 14, 2007, 02:04:30 PM
C2H4 , morag naa na silay MU kay  medyo wa nako kita nila duha. siguro nagpa secret M na to.

;-))

Hehehe! Basin...nag tago2x kay kahibaw man sila kusog ta mo pakals. Hadlok siguro makahurot ta'g usa ka tibuok lechon.



Miss you Ms AsianFairy!

hehehe!

kontrobersyal question, ms belle...

murag mum man si Mr Mohandis...

let's wait and see if he answers this one...

You are the anchor that keeps me afloat
The rope holding me from a steep slope
My music when everything's quiet
My comfort, my joy, my happiness

You are the butter on my toast
The bird singing on my window
The amber light in the mornings
The red dusk at the end of each day

You are the rain on my parched heart
Fire on a cold night
You are all these things
But more than that

You are the blood flowing
through my veins
You are my life

LOL

This thread is funny.

A picture of me with Brad Pitt, autographed.

Mao diay dili nako guapa kay dili naman ko brokenhearted.

Hi Ms Belle! I found that song I liked on Ally McBeal...

Here's the link:

http://www.esnips.com/doc/a7093be1-4c3d-40d5-8f68-3889a61451a1/Vonda-Shepard---I-Only-Want-To-Be-With-You

                                           

Welcome, Rayborze.

We hope Tubag Bohol can provide a little bit of comfort for you during this tough time.

Yes!

We want photos.

Did you get to watch that special episode on NBC, Mr Admin?

About fake offers, unya ang tinuod kay prostitution man diay.

It featured a Cebuana lured into the flesh trade in Malaysia.

And I thought you said China had the most -est people, Mr Admin?

Nalabwan ang China sa Tubag Bohol!

YeY!

Congrats, Admin. Your baby is growing.

Now, if my professor explained it like this, I would have done so much better at my marketing class.

I agree. I agree.

It's true. Women love sounding boards.

Men, kung gusto mo sugton sa inyong gipanguyaban, the most important (and effective) thing you can do is this:

Just Listen.

You can talk once in a while. But never take the spotlight away from her. Just let her talk and talk and talk. And watch your investment grow.

I guess we do.

That must be why I never beat my husband at math.

I've come to realize that we need love as much as we need air.

AaaaYyyy!

Such a sad but beautiful love story...

Thank you for this, Mr Mohandis...

Yey!

Girl Power 

We are the children of the world.

hahaha! murag children of the corn 

To answer your question dong,

Hmn. I guess I've answered the question already.

I married a dili ingon nato.

I so agree.

It's so much harder to love than it is to hate.

There are a lot of married men who are closeted gays.

Naa bitaw ko'y kaila dire. They dated for many years, and even then, wala jud sila nag sex because the girl wanted their first intimate act to happen on their honeymoon. She thought she had found her true love. We all thought they were made for each other.

They were divorced in six months. The reason? The husband told her he was gay, he met someone else and was in love.

Naluoy jud ko sa babae.

Kamong mga gays, better to come out of the closet than pretend to be straight, go through the whole motion of getting married, having a family, and all that. Unfair kaayo sa babae. In fact, unfair sa duha. To the gay guy, unfair kay dili man sya completely happy coz he's not being true to himself. To the girl, it's doubly unfair, kay you are preventing her from finding her true love, a straight guy who will really, truly love her.

Hahaha!

That was funny and romantic.

Thanks, Ms Ginger!

Invest in a good lubricant nalang.

Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on July 10, 2007, 03:47:24 AM
A soulmate is someone who has locks
that fit our keys, and keys to fit our
locks. When we feel safe enough to
open the locks, our truest selves step
out and we can be completely and
honestly who we are; we can be loved
for who we are and not for who we're
pretending to be. Each unveils the
best part of the other. No matter what
else goes wrong around us, with that
one person we're safe in our own
paradise. Our soulmate is someone who
shares our deepest longings, our sense
of direction. When we're two balloons,
and together our direction is up,
chances are we've found the right
person. Our soulmate is the one who
makes life come to life.

That's my favorite part of Richard Bach's book, The Bridge Across Forever.

Ako pud, ms belle.

Tuo pud ko.

Hahaha!

My first kiss, honestly, was a disappointment.

The moment he kissed me, I knew the relationship was doomed.

He was a decent guy and everything, but that first kiss ruined it for me.

Quote from: Bohol on April 23, 2007, 10:29:59 AM
“The quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love.”

I agree. But lovers is a different term from couple. There are married/dating couples who are not lovers. In this case, ilang away is a renewal and a reminder of how much they hate each other.

From time to time, I give my husband a love quiz.

One time, I asked, "Why did you marry me?"

His answer: Because I love you.

C2H4: Well, what is it about me that you love? (this was his cue to recite the long list of my wonderful character traits) 

Banana: I don't know...

C2H4: What?! What do you mean you don't know?

Banana: I don't know. I just know that I love you.

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I never got that recitation. But the weird thing is, I thought what he said was really sweet. A man of few words...but the few words he does say, he says right. 

Deep bitaw kaayo Miss Ginger noh?

Akong interpretation ani kay:

You may sit with a person who is so emotionally close to you, but still, essentially you are alone. Although we are social creatures, more so now than ever before, we are also solitary souls.

Ako bitaw, I'm married, I have my family, my friends...but I still get extremely lonely sometimes. And I have accepted it as natural, part of being me. I believe it stems from our being separated from God. As long as we're on earth, there will always be that loneliness, that longing in our souls. The only way to appease this, is when we are reunited with God in heaven. In heaven, we will be complete, whole and completely happy.

Men are so competitive. They love the chase.

Mao na mga girls, ayaw na pagpa kipot. Sugta dayon, that way you won't give them the satisfaction of going through the whole exciting process of the chase, and it saves you time. You don't want to make pakipot for six months only to realize after you've given him your sweet yes, that the only reason he stuck around that long was not his undying love for you but the adrenaline rush from the chase.

You'd have wasted six months of your life then, over the wrong guy.

So girls, no pakipot please.

PS. I'm just kidding. 

Mistakes that men make
By David Wygant
Special to Yahoo! Personals

Some men have absolutely NO sense of etiquette when they're trying to contact women online. During all my years of coaching, women have told me some amazing things men have written to them in emails.
Many men feel they can just say anything in an email when they are trying to get a woman to go out with them. If they said those same things to a woman in a bar or on the street, they might get arrested, or at least slapped. But when they're hiding behind the secrecy of their computer, too many men get abrasive and crude.
Here's my list of 10 things NEVER to do when you're online trying to get a woman to go out with you. Some of these are obvious; some you'll swear I'm making up! But all of them are things men actually do.
Top 10 email turnoffs for women

1. Don't ask her how much she weighs or what her measurements are. You might as well just tell her you only want to sleep with her and you have no interest in getting to know her, because that's what she's going to think if you ask her this.

2. Don't email her seven times asking her why she hasn't responded to your first email. Women get far more email than men do, so you need to be patient.
Instead of harassing her, relax and be confident that she's going to respond to you.
Instead of harassing her, relax and be confident that she's going to respond to you.

3. Don't ask her how many other dates she's been on from Yahoo! Personals. How many other dates someone has been on is not important. What is important is finding out whether the two of you click when you hang out.

4. Don't send her a nasty email if she hasn't responded to you after several emails. It's her prerogative whether or not she desires to be in contact with you. If she doesn't want to meet you, why get angry and nasty? There are plenty of other women out there who you can contact.

5. Don't ask her if she wants to have sex with you on the second email exchange, and don't send her dirty pictures of you. Women are all about connecting with their minds. Just because you're looking for a quick fling, that doesn't mean she's going to respond.

6. If she gives you her phone number, don't wait a week to call her. By extension, if you do wait a week to call her and she doesn't call you back, don't be shocked. Women have many options online. If she gives you her phone number, I suggest calling her that day. It keeps the momentum going.

7. When asking for more pictures, do so without any references to "Can you please send me a picture so I can see your body?"
Ask her if she'd like to exchange more pictures
Ask her if she'd like to exchange more pictures, which means you send some and she sends some. Several women have complained to me that men ask them to send pictures of themselves in bikinis or other such things, so that men can see their body. Men, don't do this!

8. Don't get offended if she doesn't want to talk to you on the phone right away and/or wants to talk to you via email first to get to know you. You need to be flexible and open to her suggestions. Sometimes you may need to email back and forth for a week, and sometimes she'll give you her phone number right away. Either way, don't be rude.

9. Do not email-stalk her.
Many of my women clients have complained to me about men who will email them several times a day
Many of my women clients have complained to me about men who will email them several times a day for three weeks, until they are forced to block emails from those men. Men, she got your email the very first time. She just may have chosen not to open it. By sending emails several times a day, not only are you turning her off, you're freaking her out! You've become an online stalker. That's a guarantee she'll never go out with you.

10. Don't send cut-and-paste emails. When connecting with her for the very first time, don't cut and paste an email message in July that you've been sending out for six months with a tagline that says, "I love the holidays." By doing that, she knows you didn't read her profile - and that you're really, really lazy!
Want to find out what works, check my Daily Dating Blog. If you need any more online dating tips, email me. I have another batch in my blog waiting for you to devour. I always enjoy hearing your comments.

That's true, Mr Admin.

He was given the chance to salvage his soul.

I had a 5 yr old cousin who died from this. His parents thought it was just a simple fever, in 48 hours he was dead.

Mr Ben,

if that happens, I'm sure we can produce a Clark Kent...

I can now imagine our very own Admin in the spandex Superman costume...

What other options do we have at Google if we're not Stanford, Harvard or MIT grads? 

I'm not sure if this info is accurate though, because in the Silicon Valley and Mountain View area, siguro about 70% of their engineers and programmers are Indians, most of them from India jud, not US born indians.

Welcome Mikeeandrei!

Enjoy!

Welcome Mak2!

When you tire of your Mac, I will help you get rid of it.

Pass it on to me.

We don't know that...

Let's wait and see...

basin naa pa'y next chapter ning ilang love story...

What I find so ironic and so hysterically funny is the fact that these people go into politics knowing full well it's a dirty game and then complain about something like dagdag bawas. It almost seems like they expect something decent to come out from politics. Does that mean our poor, misguided politicians think they can bend the rules when it suits them, and cry wolf (and expect justice) when it doesn't?

They're sooo smart they're dumb.

Ayaw panundog ni Gene Simmons ha, Mr Mohandis...

Keep your innocence...

Hahaha! innocence kuno!

Now, he's paying for his mistakes with a terrible handicap that will stay with him for a lifetime.

Sad, tragic...

Nice one, Mr Admin.

I am a firm believer of personal quiet, down-time.

Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 16, 2007, 12:53:03 PM
daghan man na dire sa phil embassy ug sa mga western compunds!

Daghan lagi pero dili man easily accessible!

Hahaha! Joke Lang!

Our views are colored by our own personal experience. We see the world, not as it is, but as we perceive it to be.

Ben,

Where do we start?

That information is a bit scary. With the internet, no one's safe jud diay. One can access the info needed, if he knows where to look and how to look for it.

AaaYyy!

Kasakit ana oi...unsa man na iyang girlfriend oi, murag cannibal o bampira ba kaha?

Dapat buwagan na jud na niya, dili na siya maghuwat nga iyang manoy pa ang kitkiton...

Sorry nalang siya when that happens. Hahaha!

Good for him.

Is he the guy from Kiss?

How can a guy sleep with that many women? He'd have to have sex with a different girl every night for the last 10-11 yrs!

He must have all kinds of venereal diseases and crabs and everything! yuck!