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Mikey, congratz for breaking through 1000. Karon pa ko kabasa ani nga thread. 

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on December 11, 2008, 11:35:44 PM
GEC, not only the smiles, but the resemblance of the hills are with them. Opps!

Oh you're a very very naughty daddy! 


True-blue Boholano jud ka, Daddy Macky.
You see the chocolate hills wherever they are in the world.
Draped or bared
Flaunted or clothed
There's no limit to the imagination
of a Boholano who yearns for home :-)

Quote from: grazie7y on December 10, 2008, 01:09:10 PM
Hello GEC!  Long time no see! 

I like the chocolate hills but I also miss the Tubag Bohol logo on top of the screen.

Gracie! Where have you been? Hindi nag meet ang ating landas for quite a while, ah 

Mike, I also miss those female faces you posted at the top when this site was new. Lami kaayo silag smile, makabibihag jud, very welcomely ang dating 


Haay... Asa na kaha sila karon?

I was wrong. I thought it will go all the way to 12 with Pacman winning by unanimous decision. But it was one mistake I was glad I made! Horray for Manny! Pak-pak tang tanan 


 

I am a Boholano trapped in a Filipino citizenship 

Cho-Chooo! All aboard! Full speed ahead! 


Word plays that comes to my mind on this issue:

If you can't block it, ride it.
If you can't kick it, lick it.
You can't stop the train when you're shoveling in more coal 

Lorenzo,

You will soon look like the Templar Knights of old. Di ba they grow their beard but shave their head (although I'm not sure you will go to this extreme) 

Beard... they grow on you.

These lump of hair in my armpits. Can I call them beard 

Skin touch.... Cool!

Your review is very titillatingly  stimulating.
I'm now yearning for an iPod Touch to touch 

Quote from: A Layman on November 29, 2008, 07:49:31 AM
Non of the above!

Ahah! You're choice is still probably in grade school

Remember that commercial? In the middle of a grade school class, an empty chair has a sign which says, "Reserved for the future President of the Philippines."

Bangkok going Bangkrupt? Hope not!

You will be okay in Thailand, right Mike? You're not in the tourism business are you?

Celebrating Noche Buena each Christmas season is incomplete when there is no ube or ube jam on the table.

They need no sex education
They have tomes of textual references
They teach it in their schools
They preach it from the pulpit
They practice what they preach 

Quote from: fdaray on November 18, 2008, 03:24:22 PM
If there is a shortest sentence, what is the longest sentence?

Looooonngeeeeeeeessssstt seeennnnnteeeeeeeence 

Who's the father? Wala diay ma spill ang seeds to the ground?

Liza, you're cool 

I know you drew your avatah!

Sorry, what did you say?

I forgot to answer. Nagwithdrawal man gud 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 18, 2008, 01:12:37 AM
there are still so many boxing experts are in doubts and confused who will win the fight. the odd are favoring dela hoya owing to his size advantage.

Oscheer for Manny
Money on Oscar   

Quote from: hofelina on November 16, 2008, 06:46:25 PM
I spent 3 semesters BSC, became a sororian of Alpha Sigma Phi ( third batch), those were my glorious years . Remember Comparsa nights and those competitions?

I've heard about the Comparsa nights and I've seen some of the pictures. But I haven't seen one ever performed.

You can't blame me. I'm of the younger batch 

Wow! You all look so very fashionistahh! 

Hey, there, essence appeal .  I checked your blog and you pretty much captured the essence of the adventure. I hope you will enjoy and have fun in Bohol!

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 10, 2008, 08:19:08 AM
Im fallen in love with  you now, GEC!

99% na? 

Gener,

As I posted before when this site was new,
every Filipino has a bit of Boholano 

So... Don't be timid, don't be shy
Share your thoughts and let's get high!

Quote from: kiamoy` on November 03, 2008, 10:19:51 PM
K

K as in Kiamoy? or K as in K?

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on November 07, 2008, 11:19:17 AM
Withrawal or Onanism is actually displeasing to God. "Coitus Interuptus"So when Onan went in to his brother's wife he spilled the semen on the ground, lest he give offspring to his brother. And what he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord, and he slew him also." (Gen. 38, 9-10)
If we were to apply that principle to understanding the sin of Onan the result would be pretty straight forward. The act which God abhors is enjoying sex without accepting its natural consequence: the conception of a child.
I sometimes think nga how close we are nga wa mo exist.Do you also think that?What if sa days nga giplan ta sa Ginoo nga ma concieve atong parents nag sex unya giwithraw.I am number eight child and very grateful about my existense.Made me wonder sometimes what if my parents never cooperate God plan,what if after number seven child ingon sila nga sakto na siguro wa gyud ko mo exist but I am thankful gi accomplish sa akong parents ang plan sa Ginoo.
Dawaton nalang gud unsa ang plano sa Ginoo di likayan.He has plan and we are here to accomplish His Plan.Bisan pa unsa ka daghan semen kung di hatagan na ug soul sa Ginoo di gyud na mahimong bata.

Very interesting, Raquel.

But was Onan slain by God because he slept with his brother's wife or for spilling his seeds on the ground?  Had he not spilled his seeds, would his life be spared despite having slept with his brother's wife? Or was the fact alone of sleeping with his sister-in-law enough the get the wrath of God?

David committed murder just so he could sleep with Batsheba. But God did not take his life away.

Let there be light!
No rest for the river
Night without darkness
Is here forever
Come one, come all
Run away from the day
With no light anyway
Find rest in the river
Rest in peace in with river

The world is changing. Women are now more aware of their rights and becoming more assertive on that is good for them.

Women don't really need men all the time.
But they do need men from time to time.

Daddy Macky,

"Day without darkness" is orchestrated to compensate for parts of the world where the "day is without light"?

That's what you call sex drive 

Quote from: Angie Gulle on November 05, 2008, 10:11:11 AM
Wow!Maau gani kay si Ping wla jud matintal og hangad while gi picturan.

Wa ta kabalo. Nganong gud dili makahangad? 

Yes, Angie, a reenactment and with all the props and everything, err, I mean, with nothing on 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 31, 2008, 10:03:57 PM
pero para nako ang suitable reply, me.

Yes, correct ka d'yan, "me" is more appropriate. Pero, "I" man gud is one letter lang. Ingnon na lang nato nga for the sake of poetic justice

YAHOO! Congratulations to all of us!

Gener, is this another case of mid life crisis?

Maybe the girlfriend is 175 pounds.

If I were the boyfriend, I might have stepped back, too, or be squished!

Ms Dabinzi, you convinced me (again)!
Malipayong dako ang pulis nga nakaapas ra jud nimo sa race.
Kusog jud diay kang mopadagan
Ang imong kalumba nabijaan
Ang nanan-aw gi thrillingan
Sa imong kadaugan nag-ambahan

Maajong pasko! 

I don't eat an apple unless a portion is first eaten by a woman.


And it should happen in a garden.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
But coffee every hour keeps me going all day!  Wheee! 

Quote from: A Layman on October 31, 2008, 07:44:17 AM
Kinsa man sa inyuha ang members ng Graduating Class 1974? "Carabaos never get older". LOL

Not me. Toddler pa ko anang tuiga

Quote from: slackware on October 27, 2008, 01:03:55 AM
nasunog naman tong kahoy na na building.

Burned ang most part sa UB except ang Administration building, commerce, (old) new building.

Most of the burned areas have been rebuilt (Founders Hall, Achievers Hall) and new buildings are being constructed.

Quote from: A Layman on October 30, 2008, 02:45:04 PM

Mao nga ang bayle is a legal way of raping a girl because doing it habitually is always pardoned by music, di ba? LOL

Oh, it's the music that makes an otherwise punishable act legal 

Joy ride na ta! 

"I" is the shortest sentence. A curt response admitting to an imputation. One word. One syllable. One breath.

For example --

Question: Whoever thought of that crazy idea?

GEC348 : I.

You have to spend money to make money -- From John Grisham's "King of Torts"

Quote from: A Layman on October 30, 2008, 12:58:13 PM
Tinuod bitaw nga ang mind sad ang siyang nagmugna sa mga sexual desires. Partly korek diba? Sa Eninglis pa, "Sex is the horizontad desire of the mind consumated by the vertical emotions of the heart and that of the trembling flesh." Pag horizontal, kamunduhan yan, pag napa vertical kana, ay kalami murang sangko na sa langit! LOL

Mura pud diay sa bayle?

The vertical performance of an otherwise horizontal expression.

Dugay na ko nakakaon og bolinao. Nagmantener lang ko og anchovies 

Isn't it there was an episode in Discovery Channel's Mythbuster about germs from the toilet getting airborne and landing on your toothbrush?  If I remember it right, the myth was busted because wherever you place your toothbrush, germs somehow find their way into those bristles (yuck!).

No wonder toothbrush companies say change your toothbrush every 3 months

Quote from: Bambi on October 29, 2008, 03:12:28 AM


Who is to blame?......a man who is suffering a permanent erection and/or a woman with an "open house" underwear? BOTH....for they are feckless and just a victim of that so- called weakness to overcome temptation. 

When you are in a state of glorious joy, could you ever think of its result?

Should we Make Bohol Big in a Small Way; or Keep it Small in a Big Way?

There are factors to be considered from the Bohol side: The pace of progress which is good for the province; The investment areas that should be prioritized; The social and environment costs that necessarily comes with a particular kind of investment.

And is it still love that men give for sex when they reach what Gener wrote about in Mid Life Crisis?

Oops, late ako response ani. Wala nako maopen agad my private messages 

Well, here it goes:

1. I pick my teeth with my metallic mechanical pencil (0.5mm). Toothpick or dental floss are stone age gadgets. Of course, the classic toothbrush is always there within reach.

2. I feel anxious if I leave home without my pda. I feel naked leaving home without a pen.

3. Since high school until about 6 months ago I never combed my hair. I brushed it. Now, the urge is coming back and I may have to ditch my comb in the coming days.

4. I can't resist the temptation of salted peanuts. With the skin on, of course!

5. I rarely drink water after meals. I drink coffee.

6. Each time I attempted to post my avatar, I crash.


Sigbin II, you're next (or human na ba ka?)
   

I watch the History Channel. Seriously.

Did I read it right?
The King of Swaziland
was supposed to visit Bohol
But his jet plane could not land
Because the runway is too smol   

Gingah,

I don't have an avatah
So there's nothing to murdah

No sex, no life

Good thing I don't have an avatah here 

Quote from: Barbaro on October 24, 2008, 06:15:33 PM
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.

How about contemt?

Oops contempt diay pag spell (hehehe)

I feel like I'm old as Gener already.
Growing old is exciting 

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2008, 02:35:29 PM
ug mag cheat,pag cheat pod...hahaha...joke...bitaw noh...ako biktima ana...sakit...lisod dawaton...hangtod karon i'm grieving...tabang!!!!

So that explains the poem.

Supermodel


Gingah (I like your new avatah!)

Quote from: slackware on October 18, 2008, 11:33:11 PM
naay naghug sa imong likod then naay mokalit paggahi sa imong likod mura kag gitiunan ug batuta! heheheheheh

A shared moment which is not in vain

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 18, 2008, 10:48:01 PM
Cuddling is romantically important for the man.
As when a woman cuddles with her beloved man, it says to the man:

"I enjoy you, I feel protected by you, You console me, You Love me? I Love You, I need You"

And to men, who at times do not show their feelings by words, the physical motion of cuddling describes ten thousand words that a poem or story can exhibit.

It is the act of sensuality, the act of Longing.



My interpretation, that is.

A moment of a man's vulnerability

He should have worn a body condom for protection 

Now this is what I call
S-shoefully
T-transmitted
D-disease

Hmmm, so if you're not yet 40 and you are having all the symptoms (except the age), it's not yet a mid life crisis?

Maybe its courting another kind of crisis.

Thanks for bringing this up. At least we are aware this is how we can discern when MLC starts to hit us. The question is when MLC is setting in, what are we going to do about it? How are we going to deal with it?  Is there a vaccine out there for MLC?

Or is MLC something some men look forward to with cautious anticipation?


Gee, I wasn't expecting growing up could be this exciting 

I write when I miss writing.

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 17, 2008, 01:36:16 PM


GEC, usa ra jud akong meaning sa cuddling, ug naa koy pangayoon!

Husband comes home tired from work.
Wife meets husband and gives a welcome kiss.
Wife says to husband: "Darling, let's sit on the sofa so I could cuddle you."
Husband's face lights up allows himself to be pulled to the sofa.
Wife starts cuddling the husband.
Husband allows wife to cuddle him.
Ten minutes passes.
Wife cuddles husband some more.
Twenty minutes pass by.
Wife cuddles husband even more.
Thirty minutes passes.
Dazed and disheveled husband stands with a grin saying,
"Oh, why didn't you say so, Hon."
Husband looks at panting wife and said, "Can you cuddle me one more time?"

There's a reason why some women don't verbalize their request.

Quote from: bulak on October 14, 2008, 07:29:11 PM
GEC i think your also a personal defender of your lover

Yeah! I'm also the personal lover of my lover 

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on October 13, 2008, 05:13:43 PM
Hehehe nice Angie,

My wife also said "my profession is a financial controller of my husband".

Aha! So that's the reason why you're rich, Daddy Macky 

Merlot is great! In fact, it's the company that matters in who you share your wine with.

Say, cheese! 

Cuddling is a useless exercise
when, despite the effort, nothing will rise 

Willie: He's that guy that guys like us just love to hate.
I hate to admit it but loving in hating makes me willie-willie

World's richest dad: Macky Ferniz!     He's my dad.

I am the personal customer of my loved one 

Quote from: grazie7y on October 14, 2008, 07:06:26 AM
GEC, panagsai pod mi bisita dire tawon.

Grazie, I'm here

Are you there?   

How to make a woman happy?

Listen to her talk
Take her for a walk
Sing to her song
But don't make it too long 

Quote from: Gingah on October 11, 2008, 03:27:55 PM
GEC, where are you?

Haven't seen you for weeks! Asa naman ka?

Gingah,

It's just now that I logged in to TuBo... been away for a while but my mind and heart have always been here.

So many things are happening all over
How they will turn out? I just wonder

But so long as the sun comes shinin'
So long as the birds keep singin'
I'll be humming along
Singing my song...

Cuddling is the doorstep to heavenly experience 

Happy Birthday, my dear  Baby Matt!
Baby May is coming to town

May you grow up to be like GEC someday

Let me join all of you in expressing my shock and grief of Orchid's untimely passing away. Not having her around anymore is a great loss to all of us.


My deepest sympathies

And where's Sugimoto's sample photo?

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 17, 2008, 05:30:13 AM
Ping is a primordial dwarf. Mutanogenesis occured during interuterine development where his AER (apical ectodermal ridge) did not develop properly as well as genetic deficits led to development of the entire thorax in proportion, however, a fragment of natural size.

This is an example of chromosomal disjunction.

Ah, so Hobbits do exist. I thought they're just in fantasy books.

Well, where He Ping Ping is right now (as picture shows) is every man's fantasy 

Sunday

Depende sa baho 

Quote from: Sigbin II on September 12, 2008, 05:59:31 PM
IXX - I = XX

XIX - I = XX

Not a good way to lose your life. What an embarrassment

Headline: "Passenger shoots dead jeepney driver who did not stop"

No wonder the jeepney could not stop. The driver was already dead. The irate passenger shot the dead driver.

A case of double dead.

Ah okay, Ging. Thanks!

Ginger,

I already changed my non-tbmail email in my profile to my tbmail email so I can read my PM. So after this, is there any link in my tbmail that I will click to open my PM? I tried clicking the link for private messages in this forum site but still no access. How should I proceed from here?

Thanks

Quote from: -<GEC348>- on September 09, 2008, 10:11:51 PM

Gingah,

How do I view my PM through my tbmail?

Thanks, Ginger 

Gingah,

How do I view my PM through my tbmail?

What I love best of E-heads is their first album, superelectromagnetictop!  All my very favorites are in this album.

It could be a paid hit.

Quote from: Gingah on September 08, 2008, 05:40:07 AM
hmmm mura'g Options and Concepts

Cuddling is just the beginning
The stirring awakening
Anticipating the exciting
To where we're going   

Ginger + warm H2O = Good singing voice

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 05, 2008, 03:43:15 AM
So what are your views with cuddling with a loved one/ special someone?

Top three things come to mind:

1) Stay Warm
2) Feel Safe
3) Sensations

Reasons why i cuddle:

1. Sensation
2. Have more than warmth
3. Explore endless possibilities 

E-heads!

There is the legend of the "Kampanang Ogis" (Silver Bell)

My recollection is sketchy but the gist of the story is this: During the Spanish colonization in Bohol, a priest cast a curse (I can't recall what and why). Thus, the kampanang ogis fell from the bellfry and rolled down into the Abatan river in Maribojoc never to be recovered by anyone who will attempt to get it. Accordingly, on a clear day and when the river is not muddy (when it is not raining upriver), an outline of the bell can be seen at the river's bottom. It has been said that a father of a former Governor attempted to recover the bell but failed.

The legend of the kampanang ogis is also part of the Eskaya folklore. The Eskaya is a "tribe" living in the highlands of the towns of Duero and Guindulman. Although now they get to where modern clothes and speak the local dialect, they have their own set of alphabets and language.

You may search for articles of Jes Tirol, our local historian.

We all stepped over the line all the time, one after the other or at the same time, balong 

Tira na!
Gahagkot na -- among singot
sa kataas -- sa pagpaabot
sa kaguot -- sa mga tawo'ng mamati

Professional category na ning kang Balong. Professional storyteller


Tira na lagi!