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I wish one of my best friend would have many,many,many Christmases to come...

Quote from: islander on September 28, 2010, 06:01:16 PM
ang tanday para sa bakang, ang tambid para sa kimpi.  may reklamo?

What's the matter Ms. Isles.You woke up on the wrong side of the bed?Hehhehe.I am just kidding.This couple of days your have less posting.I miss that.I enjoyed reading what you wrote.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 28, 2010, 04:20:23 PM
Dagway lang daan, joker na; pun-an pas mga tirada nga gilok jamo, garantisadong makalingaw! 

Makalingaw kaajo ni si BolBuhol.

 

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 28, 2010, 02:25:53 AM
2nd year of college:


I dated a lady who was in my Molecular Microbiology Lab where we both were TAs (teacher's assistants). When lab was over, as we cleaned instruments and prepared to lock the lab, i would kiss her top lip, and she my lower. This continued until one time our professor caught us.

Yeah...Washing them test tubes is a turn on.JUST KIDDING!

Quote from: statesville on September 15, 2010, 12:56:11 AM


business as usual...

I hope they are aluminum cans.Are They?.If not ma HERNIA siya ug sikad sa three wheel bike.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 28, 2010, 01:48:27 AM
Hahaha how cute.

I can tell you're quite the romantic, Cujo.

Yes, I blew him a kiss!That should count. 

Yes! My dog.

The easy way  to count coins,just drop it in a coin sorter.

I'm related to Panto,Luzano,Datoy,Malima,Simbahon....

They knew better than that ! Everything in a flag has a meaning and represents something for that country! Shame on whoever placed our flag.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 27, 2010, 12:55:23 PM
I'm afraid I'm dumb when it comes to sex.  

That makes two us then. Yeah ! Right.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 27, 2010, 12:31:31 PM
And both are negotiable instruments?

Sex sells.What do you think? You're the smart one.

Money,it turned out,was exactly like sex;you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

                                James Baldwin

 

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 27, 2010, 12:30:31 AM
really? a robot vacuum cleaner?

Yes! This thing would run around and cleans,when it bumps into something it moves away  :)It drives her crazy because its noisy.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 26, 2010, 11:28:26 PM
bwaahahahahahahaha @ cordless vacuum cleaner.

I meant a robot vacuum cleaner.My sister-in-law has one.

 

Who sits in there ? a midget? ???It looks like a robot vacuum cleaner!

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 26, 2010, 09:09:36 PM
My beloved Mother and My beloved Father; their Wedding.
Beautiful. Their wedding was held in the Catholic Church in Valencia.
The Love that they have for each other since their union has produced 4 children.
By Grace of The Lord God Who Reigns In Heaven and Earth.

Handsome couple.You're mother is a beautiful bride.What's the story behind the red shoes?

Quote from: buenavista on June 26, 2009, 09:29:56 PM
Pair had a huge argument right after civil ceremony, wanted annulment



BERLIN - A Polish couple living in Germany fell out after tying the knot and decided to end their marriage on the same day.


Right after the civil ceremony Wednesday, the 50-year-old man began rowing with his bride and tried to cut her hair with a kitchen knife, police said.

{Wear,Hair,Here} Today and Gone tomorrow.

 

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 26, 2010, 08:18:24 AM
He's also Jewish.

Great! A Filipino Jew.Shalom and Salamat.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

The stroke of the whip maketh marks in the flesh;but the stroke of the tongue breaketh the bones.Many have fallen by the edge of the sword;but not so many as have fallen by the tongue.

                                                             Ecclesiasticus

Some people collects this type of dolls especially the vintage one from the sixties.They called them Big Eyed Dolls.Even big eyed kids prints are highly collectible.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 02:58:29 PM
Bwahaha! Imo lang unta tong gibaligya, gipanghatag, o gikaon, Ms. Isle, unya imong giingnan ang nagpapadala nga gihold-ap ka... 

Hadlok diay ka ug maoy padalhan ug kuarta Mr. Ribbit kay excuse nimo gi hold-up ka. .

Big eyed dolls are pretty dolls.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 09:09:05 PM

A kiss is just a kiss.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 21, 2010, 09:47:30 PM
You mean the side effect of some surgeries? Libog na jud samot akong kutaw aning atong lingusitic leapfrogging! 

Yeah I meant plastic surgery-dog ears.

A poet dares to be just so clear and no clearer;he approaches lucid ground warily,like a mariner who is determined not to scrape his bottom on anything solid.A poet's pleasure is to withhold a little of his meaning,to intensify by mystification.He unzips the veil from beauty,but does not remove it.A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring.

                              E.B.White

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 21, 2010, 06:54:53 PM
Aw, sean gud diay.  Sama ani?

Hehehe.I think BolBuhol meant " dog ears ".An extra fat near your breast or near it.

A poem begins with a lump in a throat;a homesickness or lovesickness.It is a  reaching-out toward expression;an effort to find fulfillment.A complete poem is one where an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.

                                 Robert Frost

Swing like a monkey and hold tight to the next tree,if you fell...well maybe it is not so bad to learn what's down on the ground.

Democrat.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 08:47:33 PM

She just save some gift wrap on this one.

Yeah,the green monokini looks like he is checking if he still can see it.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 20, 2010, 08:51:33 PM
Maybe those lateral growths are for holding on to?

Funny.

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath,my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe;
I told it not,my wrath did grow.


William Blake

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 20, 2010, 01:19:35 PM
Yes, the bushier, the more possibilities... Color, of course, is no problem.

Speaking of bushy, check this out. Warning: proceed at your own mirth...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__TaKLEHO_3o/SOY81DGhneI/AAAAAAAAAaw/rUlUnRRqqJo/s400/untitled.jpg

You need to bushwhack that one.

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants his footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm.

                        William cowper

Quote from: Vistabel on September 20, 2010, 03:44:18 AM
When it comes to decision making, are men more responsive & precise over women?

In a war yes ! but in a household women rules!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 20, 2010, 11:51:31 AM
He he, nia pay daghang kapilian...

What ? You gonna have a bushy one ...you know...down there,to accomplished the design you want.Do they come in colors too?

I hope not.I remember when I was in the Phil., I have hairy legs and some unwanted compliments from men saying I have balbon legs and they think it is nice.But when I came to U.S. I have to shaved it because it is the natural thing to do. Some women shave their .......You know...down there also.

Anger is one of the sinners of the soul.

                                    Thomas Fuller

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
                                         
                                     William Congreve

                             

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 19, 2010, 08:35:41 PM
Bwahaha! Thank you, Ms. Cujo, for reminding me that I wasn't completely mistaken in not taking some vow or other! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 18, 2010, 01:25:26 PM
Kulirez! Karon pa ko kamatikod nga medyo nipis na man diay ang akong hubon!  

Tinuod ba gud nga makaupaw ang perming magkawo? Naa man gud koy trabaho usahay nga kinahanglan protektado ang ulo...

I know it is hereditary from your mother's side.So Mr. Ribbit ug kaliwat upaw imong mother chances is ma upaw ka.But look on a bright side,men who are bald looks intelligent and smart.

Any flowers that attracts butterflies.I like sunflowers,marigold,zinia or just native Florida butterfly flowers that blooms purple or white.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 18, 2010, 08:36:58 AM
Welcome Cujo.... hmmm..... your're loosening up.... and that's good Cheers!

You can say that again Luckybelle.Thanks.

Call me whatever.I have been in a chatroom only once in my life for 5 minutes and never liked it.Honestly this is my first in a forum.It's not like I never have a computer,I just never been interested in internet .Maybe that's why my english is kind of rusty.Then Ms. Wolf talked me into it.She said it would be fun and I would enjoy it.She was right.I realize how much I miss the old bol-anon language,tradition,jokes.I am having a ball.So I consider this a risky decision for fear some would criticize me,think I'm corny,etc.,etc.

As a Filipino,Douglas MacArthur of course.He kept his promise.

With me and my husband we have only one rule we don't break since we got married.We never leave home without a kiss goodbye for fear one might not come back because of an accident.Before he goes to work or me we always kiss and say "bye Darling".Maski pwerteng laguta nga lami na ilaparo ug tawo..Unya ug inig-uli sa balay or padulong matulog walay ting-ganay.We keep doing the ritual for 2 or 3 days and after that we forgot what the disagreement about.It works all the time...

It appears like " the apple does not fall far from the tree". 

Ms. St. Agnes,everything is gonna be all right.God will never leave your side.He's there with you all the way.He loves you.You're a special person.Remember that.God Bless.

Amazing Grace.

I still have my subscription.It's not that expensive to subscribe for the year.But do I read it? Sometimes.My husband likes reader's digest and he read it first and then he will tell me to read this and that story.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 17, 2010, 01:03:50 AM
Lucky kaayo imong friend. Yes, always good to tell a friend or special confidant about troubling feelings instead of keeping it inside. It's never healthy to keep things inside and repress feelings.

And for the record psychiatrist is not all for crazy people.My friends are not crazy but I am just lucky they trust me as their confidante.I remember when I first came her in U.S.,my mother in law who just lost her husband of 51 years and felt ignored by the children went to see a psychiarist and it did help her a lot.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 16, 2010, 10:28:47 PM
To add to the latter part., the psychiatrist is the one who has the right to bill the patient $400 an hour to listen to his spiel.

True Dong Bran.That is why I told my friends feel free to pour their heart out and I would listen and its FREE.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 16, 2010, 09:41:04 PM
It reminded me of a sabungero joke:

Q: Unsaon nimo pagkahibalo nga naay bu**** misulod sa sabungan?
A: Naay gadala og itik
Q: Unsaon nimo pagkahibalo nga naa pay mas bu****?
A: Kay naay mipusta sa itik.
Q: Unsaon nimo pagkahibalo nga naay sindikato sa sabungan?
A: Kay midaog ang itik.

He he he.I am happy Wolf that you are back with the land of the living.I enjoyed our lunch with grilled grouper and coleslaw yesterday.Cheer up! you win.Gipakita gyud nimo and kaliwat ni dagohoy nga dili kamao mo surrender.

A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air.A psychotic is the man who lives in it.And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
                                           Anon



                       

Welcome to TB lost_guy.Have fun.

Welcome to TB Sam.Mark.Have fun.

Welcome to Tb Ms. Emmanuel.Have fun.

I wish moabot na diri sa Amerika.Paliton gyod na namo.Right now we  are buying the new product from Phil.The name Suka Pinakurat.Lami man pod.

Love cannot accept what it is.Everywhere on earth it cries out against kindness,compassion,intelligence,everything that leads to compromise.Love demands the impossible,the absolute,the sky on fire,inexhaustible springtime,life after death,and death itself transfigured into eternal life.

                                         Albert Camus

Indi man gid kini
Potato pero pwede potahto
Indi man gid kini
Tomato pero pwede tomahto.

Arranged Marriages are okay.I don't think your parents would want you to marry ug pamilya nga kaliwat ug mga crazy !  

Happy teacher's day to my sister,principal at school.I am proud of you leth.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 15, 2010, 11:39:58 AM
He he, I wish to invoke my right against self-incrimination... 

Touche'.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 15, 2010, 10:06:07 AM
Bwahaha. Pero sa tinuod lang, wa man koy gamit-gamit aning dirty words in the real world. So far I've been able to manage well enough without employing them. Hinuon, kon moabot ang panahon nga kinahanglanon na...

Oh come on Mr. Ribbit.Don't tell me you are quiet as a church mouse?

Quote from: ben on September 15, 2010, 08:56:24 AM
Please educate me in the art of talking dirty in Bisaya.  So far all I know is:
'Lamay day!'

What the heck is "Lamay day".I thought at first you said "Gamay day".Oh by the way Moral Police Patrol please don't ban me because I am having fun with this guys without getting in trouble from my husband.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 15, 2010, 05:18:28 AM
He he, I'm trying to recall my now largely unused vocabulary... 

Yeah right.Mr. Ribbit you probably used all there is in the vocabulary except croak.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 15, 2010, 05:36:59 AM
But Miss Mousie is no more...

Ouch! That hurts.Poor thing.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 15, 2010, 04:57:18 AM
Aha! Dirty talks, eh? Hmm... 

 

I'm the only brave woman here in TB who would say it.Its not about the size,its all about Foreplay and dirty talks.Men! don't you get it?

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 17, 2010, 07:39:12 PM

Frog Went A -Courting...

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 14, 2010, 04:47:32 PM
love is love gid

gid  gidili.Forbidden love ?

'Sorry to hear about your sister,I pray for her.God Bless.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 14, 2010, 10:10:33 AM
Come on in, Ton. 

Mr.Ribbit you make me laugh.You always monkeying around.

Welcome to TB Mont.Have fun.

Quote from: philippines on September 10, 2010, 06:24:50 AM
Why is that so?

Americans Like?
White Americans ?,Black Americans?,American Indians?,and oh this is a good one Filipino Americans.So which are you referring as mostly pedophiles? Duh!! 

After all,my erstwhile dear,
My no longer cherished,
Need we say it was no love,
Just because it perished?

                            Edna St. Vincent Millay

If I take care of my character,my reputation will take care of itself.

                                                               D.L.Moody

I am excited my sister who is a nurse in U.K. is coming for a visit.We are going to Las Vegas with my husband for a belated 25th wedding anniversary we have a week before.It's going to be fun...

I can understand their anger.It is still fresh and we should give them time to heal.If not,how many times a person should asked for an apology ?.Oh well I stop buying Made in China since the lead poisoning.

In vino veritas.{In wine there is truth}.

                                Pliny the Elder

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 08, 2010, 05:02:48 PM
Mabasa sa military history nga kining nasora dili lang pakialamero, abusado pa jud...

That's right Gen. Jacob H. Smith,U.S. Army officer,a civil war soldier,who ordered the massacre of Filipino civilians during The Phil.-American war.It happened long time ago.The U.S. military nowadays are not that barbaric.

First you take a drink,then the drink takes a drink,then the drink takes you.


                       F.Scott Fitzgerald

Marriage has many pains,but celibacy has no pleasures.

                                          Samuel Johnson

Amazing how a small congregation,I heard 30 members and I read somewhere it says 50 members can shake up the government,citizens and have some top officials begging for him not to do it.I hope he would listen.I'm afraid what would happen if he would not.He should respect others religion.

And can get you a whole lot of troubles.So cover up boys!

I bet she is proud of her twins!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 08, 2010, 03:08:24 PM
Great invention!

Do you think it will pass the airport security?

You are correct.My husband was a U.S. Marine in Vietnam shot twice,one from the enemy and one from friendly fire.Thank God he is complete and hates to admit that U.S. did not won that war.So far nobody won a war since the allies won in WWll ?

My question is did U.S. won the vietnam war ?

What a lovely poem! It made  me cry reading it.Thank you for posting it.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 05, 2010, 10:35:12 PM
Ayaw lang kilawa, Bay Kans. Here's a nice recipe...


Penn Dutch Liver Cakes

Ingredients 

1 egg, well beaten 
1 lb Dutch liver
ground bacon, sliced 
1 small onion, finely chopped 
1 tablespoon flour 
salt & pepper 

Preparation

To the ground Dutch liver add the egg, flour, onion, and salt & pepper. Mix well. Shape into round cakes and around each cake wrap a slice of bacon, fastening each with a toothpick. Put on hot skillet and fry until well done.


Bon appetit! 

Or put  it in a dutch oven.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 04, 2010, 06:22:29 AM
He he, I'm a gambler by heart so I'll take my chances.  Also, I have top-notch prosthodontist and orthoptist buddies. Besides, slight strabismus can be quite sexy...   

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 03, 2010, 09:32:16 PM
Nindota kaha kon naay duwende nga ingon ani... 

Boy,nothing gets by you Mr.Ribbit.Front side or back side still looks good to you. What if she doesn't have  teeth ? or she is cross-eyed ?.