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mura ni sila ug mga spider....

ang lalaki perti ka gamay vs sa mga babaye. 

Kinsa man diay ni iyang mga suitor...mega millionaire


To be crude, ang mga lalaki dili mo lavish ug ingana ka expensive without anything in return...usually in terms of sex.   suitors kuno...hahahah ! kung dili mosugot , nganong nidawat man ?

HMMMMMMM>>>>>

Either nangawat sa katawhan or high end buring ? 

Bitaw, for her own good, maybe she should just shut up. Luoy pud. Either of the two above are not very flattering for anyone, politiko or not.

Hala oi...pagbuhi ug daghang Ibig, Halo, Bitin, ug mga Kaka...baki diay pud.

Mas nindot ang baki

para inig human ug tukob sa langaw, mao himuon ug taming para sa mga lambay didto sa dagat.

Ibaligya ba kaha sa mga nursing schools para experimentohan


seee...problem solved!

so karon...kinsa may magbuhi ug daghang baki ??

hahaha ! lami ni i-repost. hahahah !

naunsa mana iyang flagpole namuwak man nuon...heheh ! basin  na 'fertilize" ug dili oras. 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 04, 2010, 07:15:13 AM
Lycxs, nagkadu-ol lagui kah!

unsa gud nagkadu-ol ? ayaw ngana, wala pa biyay 2012 heheheheh !

Quote from: hofelina on May 04, 2010, 06:00:27 AM
politically motivated?  Mabarato ang kinabuhi sa tawo.

Madame, barato man gyud ang kinabuhi sa ato. So sad but true.

There is a common joke by navy guys who were stationed in Pinas in the 70s. If you want someone to stick an icepick in someone's kidney, all it will cost you is a case of beer. 

Sad but kung huna-hunaon nato, katuhuan nga tinuod.

Sama adtong gi dungab2 ug kadaghan didto sa Mansasa a few weeks ago nga wala man utay kontra, ga tripping lang.

Or that teenager who got stabbed 50 times ( ?)basta more than 20 in Taloto because of gang wars.

Or kadtong bayuti nga Taga Bohol Tropics nga gipatay ra in cold blood.

Wala pay labot sa mga wives nga gipa patay ang legal husband para mag-uban sa ilang kabit. Last I heard, this was the speculation behind the death of the owner of Via Bohol.

Also, kung naa kay ipahipus, there is always the handy Kuratong to do your dirty job for you. All you need is a little $$$ and its done. They are very popular among the politicos I heard.

sukad ko nakita ug 101 dalmations, ga pantasya jud ko ani...pero mao lagi, sa gi ingon ni Raquel , naay pagka aggressive mao to wala nalang ko kay gusto man sad ko naay baby.

pero cute jud ni...basin photoshop ning picture kay murag lisod man siguro pa posing mga animales nga dili maglangas2

Naa ko daghan Dooney and Burke diri napalit sa resale shop, tag $30 ra akong palit. Mahalin ba pud ug akong i-ebay ?  dli man ko tig palit sa store kay sayang...total mo abot raman sa resale in a few months.  chege i'll look for your store.

bawo laman nila. hopefully dili magtinanga ang mga taw ug botar labi na kay duol na kaayo.


basin tua ga extended stay sa bohol tropics..paryene siguro sa tag-iya 

Count me in.

Godytess "Ging" Villafuerte-More
The Woodlands, TX


If you're not going to value trees from your good heart, at least consider their value at the economic level. They stabilize the ground, play a great role in the eco system, help with your heating and cooling cost (even in Bohol, you don't need all those electric fans with lots of trees around) and lastly, they can amp up your curb appeal.

There's a reason why The Woodlands, a suburb in Houston didn't suffer the swan dive that a most of the Housing Market in the US suffered. People here protect our trees and even our animals. It is a place where you can hang out in your backyard and see 9 different species of birds and a whole flock of hummingbirds in peak season by your lilac bushes. You don't believe me ? take a look www.thewoodlands.com

When I was a freshman in UP Diliman, I asked whey were there so many acacia trees around. They answered, because this tree is so resilient that it could withstand being surrounded by concrete and even survive acid rain.

Guindulman does not have acid rain, these trees may be surrounded  by concrete but even at these poor survival conditions, these trees could've given so much more.

Its not as petty as something political, its bigger than all this stupid nonsense combined. After your "precious candidate" Kaayuhan and probably you as well, has gone and died and has been absorbed back into the earth, these trees live on to give shade and home and maybe even food to creatures that will exist long after the memory of you will.

Quote from: kaayohan on May 03, 2010, 01:49:57 PM
Since you are ALL SEEKING JUSTICE...... File a case against her...... DILI LANG KAY PURO MO DAK DAK WALA SA BUHAT........ Buhata kung unsa ang dapat ug angay buhaton!

Those who are supporting this issue HOPEFULLY DILI MO GALAMAY under opposition group who are running mayor public.

Dugay na ang mga kahoy gipangpotol but why NGA KARON PA MAN MO NA MANGALAMPAG...... DIS-A MAN MO KATONG KUMULO PANG PAGPAMOTOL.....

MGA DESPIRADO MO....... Bisan unsaon inyo ug panglingla ug pag tois ug istorya nga mga tawo WALA GIHAPON MAHIMO ANG INYONG GISUPORTAHAN NGA GROUP.....

100% SURE WINNER SI DR. FE PIEZAS....... (MAKA DIYOS, MAKA TAWO, DILI POD TULISAN)

Wow... I wonder if you behave like this in person. If you do, I feel so sorry for you. Maybe you should read more first before typing...otherwise, I hope you realize you not only put your foot in your mouth but probably swallowed your whole leg along with it !

Office Depot....need a new jump drive

Home Depot...lattice for my cucumbers

Home Office...ang walang kahumanang files...atot !

Quote from: insurectus on May 04, 2010, 04:55:30 AM
Maayo ra pod nga nabuhi ni kay inig sulod ani sa prisohan lubt**n ni sa iyang
inmates.

nganong lu bot raman... tinguban laman..naa pay baba, dunggan, ilong .... pasalamat gani siya wala siya nahinayki sa amahan sa iyang gi-rape.

Ug ako pa sigurong anak, ma preso siguro ko kay ma tadtad nako ug dili oras...makatilaw jud akong mga iro ug kalderetang rapist..labon 6 na kabuok iro nako didto sa Bohol, ubay2 napud.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 03, 2010, 12:07:18 PM
Dili ko moboto nimo Ging kay allergic kog iro og iring...Hubakon ko..sorry gyud ha.

sige, mo substitute laman ta...unsa man imong buhion..pili ka...bitin, para mokaon ug bagtok....tuko para mokaon sa lamok or mag farm ba kaha ka ug Kaka para mokaon sad sa lamok.
hehehe !

mura gud ni sa fastfood..naay substitution. hahahahh !

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 03, 2010, 12:17:22 PM
Kan-on na lang pud og balik, pero kanang fully-cooked na, as in deep-fried, he he.

Wow, crispy pulutan! Perfect with ice-cold beer!


www.britishblogs.co.uk

ageee...mura lagi na siya ug chicharon pig ears...yatis nani ron. lami raba kaon pig ears....hahahha!

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 03, 2010, 09:33:27 PM
Actually baya kanang Coach made in China na karon kay barato man ang labor...

Ang akong barkada grabe kaau ug negosyo sa Ebay, wala lang pud ko ni enter kay minus man jud ko alamag sa mga bag. pa cute2 raman ni kutob ako. Wala man say mangutana heheheh !

Ingon siya mas dako kuno resale value ang coach nga made in the US kesa made in China. Naa sad to ingong nako nga if Made in China daw, kinahanglan ug certificate of Authenticity if mo resale ka sa ebay.

Ang akong barkada, mopalit sa ebay...then iya gamiton mga 3-4 months, then i-resale napud. Maka ginansha biya sad pero dili lang ko willing mosugal.

Here's a nice article about it.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2337902_tell-have-fake-coach-bag.html

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 04, 2010, 01:39:18 AM
yes sa simbajon side ni herrera ang taga calape... so taga bohol gud na cya

mao sad, mahilot pud.

Ang akong tiya nga ni ipon namo ug puyo for 1 yr naka vote man sa booy dist kay 6 months resident raman kunoy required para ma issuehan ug cedula.

Basin diay si Yap nipuyo ug 6 mos somewhere sa bohol wala lang ta mahibaw.

Kay si Herrerra matrace man sa dugo, hasta gani si Cesar basin mao na ilang gibasehn ?

Quote from: Bambi on May 04, 2010, 06:06:34 AM
hubs, this is not a joke....As reported in TV, here in Germany there is a good looking lady who is exercising this kind of job "pubic shaver on call" naay a god sijay bodyguard and her business is expanding.  She has lot of customers (men n women)

gusto baja ko mo-apply for a sideline job ana.  Tig - silhig sa bol-bol 

kinahanglan ani, sige gi bing-ot..you never know ug unsay tinaguang gahum...ahahahah ! malefong sad ta

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on May 04, 2010, 05:49:30 AM
Sakto ka Manong Lindy naa kay point. Tinuod diay no kay sa Saudi jud bitaw bawal man kono didto gani ang novenahan ug rosaryuhan so deserving pud diay ni sila nga di hatagan ug freedom sa ilang host country like sa Belgium.
Mapreso ba ta sa Saudi ug mag short tag mobo molakaw sa public places? Unsa kaha no ug adto jud sa ilang mosque mosuroy patay lungguan siguro tag wa nay daghan sulti.

Basin sa ilaha, normal kini. Pero sa kadaghanan siguro dili.

Take this for example

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2891166/British-couple-are-jailed-in-Dubai-for-kissing-in-public.html

British Couple jailed in Dubai for kissing in public.


Pagka OA.  IF this situation was reversed unya kining mga kagwanga i-jail for something very stupid in other western societies..kadako kaha sa ilang protesta no..pero as usual...sige lang gilugaran ning mga yati-a ni.

PAg-adto nako didto sa Ladies market sa Mongkok, kuyaw kaayo akong linya. Magdala ra ko ug HK$1,000 pero HK$200 ra akong ibulsa. karaan nga maong ug karaan nga tshirt

drama dayun ko "pilipina nanny, no money...unli deess"    pagawas sa HK $100...heheheh ! BAGA !

ngumpra diay dayun ang amaw ug mga fek nga coach, lv, chanel ug uban pa....lipay tanang ig-agaw inig balik nako sa US. Adto lang ko agi sa LA para dili tanto obvious kay tanan taw ga LV man didto. 

pa-apil ka mdb....akong fek grade AAA nga coach tag $40 ra akong kuha after conversion heheeh kanang tag $900 sa mall. hahahaha ! ilad silang tanan   

Quote from: chicogon on May 03, 2010, 06:50:34 AM
Duna bayay lugar nga Lugapak (Gallares duol sa Ramiro) ug Karaw-an (Unahan sa Barracks)

karon pa ko anang lugapak da...hahahah !

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 03, 2010, 07:35:28 AM
Mao na ni ron. Unsa kaha kon bitok ang tambal sa allergy, unja kon modaghang na ang bitok, ang pangpurga maka-allergic! Patay!

nganon man gud purgahon...i-anam ug kalibang para himuon ug fertilizer sa ilang garden...para adto napud ang bitok magkisawkisaw...hehehe !

ijara ! giluod man nuon ko oi...ahahaha

Quote from: Bambi on May 03, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
kinsa ra toy gasugod ani ug himalbas si jig o si wolf?  unja si hubag mihukas, dajon si vrlgwaps ang tig-opaw?    sus....galibog na gjod ko ani nga thread oi 

kining grupoha angay i-airmail sa brazil labon hapit na summer...uso kaayo didto mga nude ug mga opaw sa ubos...hehehehh ! mabuhong ga jud tinan-aw.

Mao jud...so kadtong mga cottonbuds, malipayon gajud. Kun mobaligya aning bakusa, angay pakapinan ug number sa Cottonbuds Brigade. hahahha ! 

Quote from: you-in-me on May 03, 2010, 08:42:21 AM
        Immorality dai, dili ra taman sa sex...sex...kabit2x. MORALITY IN ACTION wala sila ani. Corruption is a case of immorality. Ang pagpangilad sa katawhan.Now si Chatto wa lang ning dapig ug usa ka immoral nga kandidate, naa pa jud usa ka labing tikas nya....naa si YAP under his party....DILI TAGA BOHOL SI YAP! Yes, iya asawa taga Bohol, pro wa pud ning daku diri. Mouli lang ni seguro tiempong kalag2x    Tawn pud ta oi.Hastang ilara nato unja lips sealed lang sila Chatto? Kay ngano LET'S NOT VOTE BASTA TAUHAN NI GMA. TAMA NA! PLEASE!!!!

mao bitaw ko ingon nga in a family sense. :-)

Si Herrerra diay , di ba taga sugbo man sad to, pero milansad ug congressman sa bohol ?  Hilot mga sano..hilot...hahahahah !

pa share...nitulo gyud akong luha ug kinatawa ani

murag ana man jud paingon ang tanan..hahahah ! 

Quote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 05:02:38 AM
unsa man na nga C-belt morag wa may lungag?
makapangihi makalibs pa ka ha na? nyahaha

i wahing sa kilid...

pwede  ni sha mabiktima sa cottonbuds !!!!

Quote from: hofelina on May 01, 2010, 01:59:34 AM
I think they need to see the face especially in driving a car. Raqs, european countries are mostly christians, as the immigrants grow, they resisted to be integrated to the society. Some are living in ghettos. after 9/11, suspicions grew.
Here in Germany, the federal republic of Niedersachsen appointed for the first time a Turk lady Aygül Özkan (CDU) - Ministerin für Soziales, Frauen, Familie, Gesundheit und Integration.
In her first interview she said she would like to remove crucifixes in public schools and disallow girls using headwear. There was a great uproar among the populace on her opinion. The CDU party was shocked and they tried to appease the public.

Wow...I can only imagine if this was the other way around. They can disrespect Christianity and you don't hear too much about it, while even a perceived slight of  anything Muslin causes an uproar. A lot of the time, it puzzles me why people are so rude to others. 

THere was one Christmas here when they wanted to ban Christmas trees and didn't even want the Nativity Scene by the City Hall...(various other parts of the US). The US is predominantly Christian but has great political, cultural and religious  tolerance.  In one street here in Houston, you can see a Mosque, further down, a Buddhist temple and then a Christian Church.

That woman just needs to be kicked out of office. She's setting a bad example and stirring resentment fostering more anti-muslim sentiment of people who are already not too fond of them. More trouble than she's worth IMO

Quote from: islander on May 03, 2010, 01:35:10 AM
3.  as for the ban in belgium, it is understandable.  foreigners who immigrate to other countries must do their best to assimilate.  it doesn't mean that they must totally leave their past behind or do away with their own culture, but if they must invoke their rights (freedom of religion, labor laws, social welfare, etc.) in their host countries, they have to give up something of themselves too.  the simplest is not to stick out like a sore thumb in the midst of the local population.  (honestly, if one isn’t used to meeting someone wearing the burqa, it’s so disconcerting because it is as if one is seeing a walking coffin.  sorry.)

4.  i suppose the face veil isn’t much to ask for by a host country in the western world that must protect its own culture as it is expected to protect human rights.  and yes, there too are their security concerns.  one can never tell whether it’s a man or a woman or the president of the republic behind that face veil, at least in the west.       

5.  saudi arabia and iran require women visitors from any country to wear the abaya or chador (those black, straight, shapeless, floor length women’s outer clothing and head cover).  those who don’t want to need not go to these countries.  so why shouldn’t western countries like belgium have their own rules too about attires, specially when the rules apply not to visitors who come and go but to immigrants who chose to become their citizens?   

I am so with you on this. If its for security reasons, then why not. Its for the good of the populace.

A good example would be the Japanese. While many may wear western garb outside the home, at home, they preserve their own culture. To the extent they want to preserve it.

A man's home is his castle, if they want to preserve their culture, do it in the privacy of their own home, otherwise , show respect to their host country and follow the rules.

Please ug kinsay naduol...

http://www.tonic.com/article/how-you-can-volunteer-to-clean-up-the-gulf-coast-oil-spill/


Here's from the National Audubon Society

http://www.audubonaction.org/site/Survey?ACTION_REQUIRED=URI_ACTION_USER_REQUESTS&SURVEY_ID=3400

Sige na, bisan for the throw and the calendar every year. hehehee ! 

Dali raman limyo ug langgam, Dawn or Joy ra lagi katapat ana.

If wala pako doggie, mangagda ko para uban ta, dli lang ko ka afford mo board sa akong 2 ka mangtas ron.

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 03, 2010, 02:22:21 AM

hahahha! angay na jud ka mo lansar Ging! hahahhaha!

ato ni ipa print sa news paper Ging para ma aware ang uban nga nag huna huna na sad ug panutol sa kahoy sa ilang mga silinganan!

Simbako intawn MDB, dli kaya sa akong powers nang lansad2. labad naman gani sa ulo tong sa school nga limpyo pa to, san kaha in real life. waaa... :-(

tabang lang ko publicise ani since dali ra man lang share2 ron.

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 03, 2010, 02:32:50 AM

anyway kanang laki nga nangita ug virgin they are idiots no matter what! mag buhi nalang sila ug bata oi!

kung ang bata ilang tiradahon, angay na sila ilawg sa mga  buaya...murag gigutom na gani tong buaya sa seminaryo ba. Mao lang na atong ilawg....para pud mabusog si buaya

sa grocery store didto sa eskina.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 03, 2010, 12:18:21 AM
sige, wait lang kay lunch sa ko din i will make the letter, tabangan lang nato og compose, sugdan lang nako

mo sign ko. Ako sad ni i share sa akong FB labong naa ko 4 accounts didto, naay duha mo 5000 friends na.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 02, 2010, 03:52:11 PM
Pwede ang Sprite gamiton pangpurga. Shake the newly-opened bottle dajon isuksok...

abi nako ang sunod step kay kaunon sa Isda tong Kigwa...unya kadtong maong isda, mao un-unan sa 7up ?? hahahah!

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 03, 2010, 01:55:34 AM

dili na toilet paper ihidhid Ging! KLEENEX with aloe na laman! hahahhaha!

wetwipes from Charmin para mausa na. hehehe ! makuha jud tanan mamilit ba ....hahahha

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 02, 2010, 02:19:18 PM
Oil spill victim...

ingon sila dawn or Joy kuno makatabang ani.

ug naa pani duol, mo volunteer ko labon na train nako sa Manila zoo pag volunteer nako sauna.Luoy pud...langgam laman kay ang isda , murag inig human limpyo ako siguro isugba...namura! hehehe kilawon ba kaha...heheheh

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 02, 2010, 07:24:17 PM
Oi, makasamad gihapon ang igit!

apili laman pud palit ug vaseline para dili masamad ang lubot sa sige purigs heheheh

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 02, 2010, 02:52:34 PM
There's this interesing concept of the demivierge ("half virgin") which refers to a woman who is technically a virgin but has engaged in sexual activities short of vaginal penetration. Kinsa man tawoy gusto aning klaseha sa pagka-virgin? Intact tuod ang hymen pero wangwang na everything else, including heart and mind...  

Naa koy friend nga grabe ka obsessed with Arab girls. Pinoy guy from Bohol sad. Naa nagwork didto sa Abu Dhabi. Ingon siya, grabe jud kuno ka important ang "virginity" didto labi na kay buya2...pero ang mga girls mosugot adto agi-on sa backdoor or sa baba, reserve lang daw na sa groom nang capital B.

nan karon....first time lagi sa B pero virgin pa ba ni nga tanan BF ni agi naman sa  backdoor ug sa baba? hmmmmm ....

According sad sa akong Bana ug sa mga barkada namo diri, the only reason men would want a virgin bride or SEEK a virgin bride diay, would be that they are insecure of their package and sexual prowess. Specially kun sila duna nay experience...kinahanglan nila nga ang babaye wala gyud basis of comparison sa lagay o sa experience ba kay usa ra gud. Which is very egotistical.

Usually raba ang mga tao nga sige yawyaw ngita ug Virgin kay kadtong mga taw nga daghan na ug na agi-an. heheheheh !

Quote from: you-in-me on May 02, 2010, 07:29:45 PM
nah, daghan nang nakadungog ani, pro unsa mai nahimo nato? hasta si Chatto iya man ning gilabanan! so meaning immoral pud siya?

naa man sad mga issue si Chatto pero I don't think immoral in a family sense. Hinuon bata paman ko sa pagkasal ni Pureza ug niya but I don't think naay silay MMK episode preha ni Cajes. Maybe in something else but not this

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 02, 2010, 09:34:08 PM
Dai aly mas brutal man ka kaysa akoa kay gitik ra man ako imo paamigasan gyud..sabagay pabor ko ana hangtod manghubag ng iyang lagay.

Way puangod...

grabe man gyud bata man tirada....angay atong panalipdan atong mga bata dili nga maoy biktimahon.

Diri, ang mga child predators ug mga pedo, ilahi sa general area sa prisohan kay bisan ang mga hardcore murderers ug gangbangers lud-on kanila, igo ra sila matiklo ug ma torture sa ubang inmates.

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 02, 2010, 02:58:47 PM

jati mura man ug drama sa DYHP Hubs! hahahhahahhahha! pero abi nimo noh? tinuod baja jud ni! pero naa kay nakalimtan, NA WANG WANG na  ang eardrum!nag ka buslot-buslot na ang nasal sinusis!! hahahahahha!

wahahahah mao ni gitawag ug "BIKTIMA SA COTTONBUDS BRIGADE" ug kundi ba "BRIGADA COTTONBUDS" whahahahahaha !

Ngano man gud nga ani man tawn magbugno sa Forum, i apil2 pa jud ang mga candidato sa Tagbilaran nga wala man untay labot. atay !


Kamo ba, iboto lagi ko ninyo. GING-GING ang PRIDE nang PENAFLOR para maging DICTADORRrr nang REPUBLIKA nang BOHOL   ...hahahah ! mandatory jud nang kada balay naay garden, naay iring, ug naay iro. hahahah ! aw...pakapini diay pud ug manok, inaan ug baboy.

Ang mga dli mananom, prisohon...para pugos ug tanom didto sa San Isidro.

Ang mga ka w a t a n, labi na ang akyat bahay, pusilon para mahuman. See...walay congestion sa presohan. mogamay pa ang labad sa ulo.

Ang mga burikat, himoong legal para atong buhisan ug mamonitor ang sakit...Maayo ni labon ni daghan na ang mga buring2 sa ato hinlabi na kay ni daghan nasad ang mga retireee nga nidangop sa bohol..


Mao na IBOTO LAGI KO...GING-GING for DIKTADOR hahahhaha ! way supak...ako pud ipapusil wahahahahahah !....awp...ayaw lang kay sayang bala...ako lang ipabarang para molambo pud nang Barang Industry sa Dauis...asa ka...part bya sad na sa Cottage Industry.

Ang akong kaluy-an ani ang mga langgam...

Murag Modest siguro Quel...


Pag January, bugnaw2 pa diri sa amo unya kay arte man lagi si Mango dli man mogawas sa balay, ako ra sad gipasagdan nga open ang mga windows. Mga 48 man sa gawas paets ra.

Sus, naabtan ug gabii, wala man ni dulog nako ang wakwak, nabalaw nako tinawag pinangita ug asa ra. Pag-abli pa nako sa backdoor, ni sulod ang ukoy, ga yawyaw perting banhaa , ug taw pato gibalikas nako ug ayo kay nganong gisirad-an siya sa gawas.

Hoi, malay ko ba nigawas kang kagwanga ka ! ni dretso sa taas, luko dayun didto gapatunga namo...baga jud !!!!

Kanya kanya bija ning mga taw...unsaon manang beergin kung bijaot ug batasan ? 

Unsaon manang beergin kung kapin na sa gatos kalaki ni agi na sa mga kamot, lubot ug baba ???hmmmmm murag b***t ba.


Kadto diay mga uyab na daan pag high school ba, nagsige na ug birada pag college na, ga uban mga 10 yrs na kapin, magbuwag laman gyud diay ning nagsinabtanay kay mangita ug beergin ?

angay ani nga kung unsa nga level imong kaugalingon, mao sad imong pangitaon. Ang mga lalaki nga beergin ray gipangita, murag dali ra gyud ni mailad sa mga retokada sa ubos. hahahahah !

bitaw, depende ra ni sa mga minyo-onon kay sila may magsabot.

Different strokes for different folks 

Quote from: glacier_71 on May 02, 2010, 06:01:36 AM
Fetus position pod akoa...pero kung naay kauban, Missionary. hahahahaha

ngik abi nako kadtong gatuwad...hahahahah ! arf arf arf arf ba

naay pill form naa sad tea.

kana laman pill form MDB kay dili tanto luod. preha ra bitaw side epek.

mao gyud nang gi ingong nga kumpleto gyud....asa ka...

Quote from: JellyBean on May 02, 2010, 01:55:47 AM
Reports came into DYRD Tagbilaran by Night reporting that Emillio was shot and wounded at the back and lower area of his leg. After looking at the pictures of the captured victim who is unable to speak but able to see you can see him wrapped up in band aides and gauze tape hooked up to IV's and what not he is not in any condition or position to run away anywhere.

He was captured in a barangay in Antequera at or around 10AM yesterday morning.

GOOOD !!!!!!


sige ra jud ko balitaan sa akong Mama ani. Ako sad tubag...Ma, naay shotgun diha sa ato, kung naay magbinuang, pusila dayun ! heheheeh! masuko lang intawn si MAder.

grabeha jud no...bata man jud tirada, patyon pa jud. Lami ni siya bitayon patiwarik, pintalan dayun ug kalamay unya pa amigasan hantug mamatay.

para hinay2 pud iyang pagkamatay unya makapamalandong unta ni siya.

Kon mutog mo ug mga dili ingonato. luoy kaayo ang mga nagsugo ani. Mapanimaslan jud.  

ako kay  inunggoy man ko matulog. Tanday, ug gakos sa unlan. hehehe !  Pasabot ba ani nga kalaw ko kaayo ug saging ?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 01, 2010, 03:02:12 PM
Naa koy kaila nga magtuwad kong matulog. Unsa kahay meaning ani?

PALA-UTOT nyahahahaha !!!!

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 02, 2010, 02:13:51 AM
Thank You.

I never thought I can talk about it now without breaking down. Joshua's (his name) memories still engulfed me.

They say time will heal all things but I don't know how that really works. I lost my older brother in 2006 from a motorcycle accident, back then, we didn't have enough money for me to pay for a ticket to get home. I still look back with regrets of the time lost but now I can think of the funny memories without crying.

Hopefully, someday you can smile and remember all the good memories without your heart breaking. :-)

Bawo oi, sauna, dili ko kasabot nganong sige putol ug kahoy sa ato.

Pag abot nako diri, nasamot. Mga taw diri sige man gani pananum, sa ato, libre man unta mag gam ug kahoy, ga sayang2 laman.

Bao laman unsa i-replant ana. Pagwapa nga mga tanom nga walay silbe.

Dli kasabot ning uban nga ang mga native trees sa ato untay angay itanum. lig-on pa, low maintenance ug siguradong motubo, maayo pa gyud sa atong eco system.

Sa pilay pusta, ang ilang ipuli niani mao ang mga OA imported ug mga mahal nga tanum...sa pagka OA laman jud. 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 02, 2010, 05:27:09 AM
Akong Nanay dili gyud na mokaon og baratuhon. Maribojoc man kuno na siya tigpalit, sige man kog pakyaw og bugas kay hatag sa mga parente, dioli man ko mohutag og kwarta kay itaya og last two.

dili diay swertres heheheh !

akong Mama, adto man sa Marcela tig palit. Tag P1800 man to last ingon niya. Arte man sad akong Papa, dli man mo kaon ug rice nga dili kuno humot...san ba.

Kung mag negosyo, what about sa Mindanao mo kuha ? naa man sad daghan kuno didto.

Present Profession :

Book Keeper/House Keeper/ Gardener....housewife diay to kay ni undang naman ug work 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 02, 2010, 05:27:46 AM
Kon ang nagtrabaho sa gobyerno PUBLIC servant, unsay tawag sa stripper? PUBIC servant? Bwahaha!

mao na ron... hahahah !

maka turn off jud ahhahaha ! maka huna2 ka nga naay pasas nga ga ung-ung...waaaa hehehe !


bitaw.

Wala pad jud ko nasulayan nga diet tea nga dili maka purigs, except lang sa oolong tea. Ginseng tea ba. Pero inanay iyang pagka niwang. BAo...preha raman japn akong weight sige inum tea. pero naa man sad daghan maau epek daw so ok ra pud ko.

Naa ko nasulayan sauna,slimfast...magkurog nalang ko kay malimot man ko mokaon kay dili man jud ka gutmon....namureng....hahaha ! ayaw nlang oi.

mao ni mga sakit sa mga tapulan mo excercise. nipalit ug treadmill, gi decorate ra diay to . hahahah !

Quote from: Happy on May 02, 2010, 04:47:22 AM
Pareha ta Blue, di jud ko mo dare

NAg-inom pud baya ko anang bio Slim sa una Aly.

Hasta kaluod, ako lang jud to giantos aron ko makuhaan ug gamay kay ang amo sinena sa sayaw sa christmas party perti kaseksi kuyaw manggawas ang sobra
Makaka-igit man oi, pero niundang ko paghuman sa party kay wana man budget

Sauna, ni inom sad ko anang bio slim. Akong hawak, gikan ug 29, ni 25 dayun overnight....na excited sad ko..pero kadugayan, luod pa, PURIGIT pa jud.

as in mukaon lang ka gamay, purigs dayun....nevermind nalang oi...heheheh! maulaw man sad ta.

wala pay labot nang utot nga ginagmay, mahadlok man sad ka ug naay pakapin tung utota to oi tungod kay sa isa ka adlaw more than 5 times ka mag purigs.

bisan mo inom lang ka gamay tubig purigs dayun...atot!

syempre para bibo gud tang manabsab...walay may gana ug solo pero the more the merrier jud

Kung paniwang na gani, murag maboang gamay ang mga taw oi, dli mag huna2

diha to taga city hall sauna, anhing na tawn ron. Wala naman nikaon , unya nagsige nalang ug tumar ug Bio Slim. Kadugayan, tua na nuon sa lungon punita.

Hinuon, na slim jud kuno kaayo siya . hahay..pwera damgo

akong Papa, grabe jud to mogam ug mga animals. Ingon siya ang mga hayup nga dili gutom, buotan jud kuno. Mao to grabe maka spoil ug mga mananap.

Si Mango, taman sa naay langaw ug unsa gani nga insect maka sulod diri sa balay, bisan tabili ug baki nga masaag, tepox jud kay iya man magukdan. Bayuti lang lagi, dili mogawas.

Si Ondoy George kay ni disappear, mo balik ra to kada winter/spring basta tugnaw. Pero sus, langgam tirada adtong isa. heheeh

eeeeee nimbawt akong balhibo oi... laliman ka ug 20ft

manabsab sa ko didto ug lagerstromia sa gua...

uban ta mrs D ?


sa mga taga Clarin...diay dakong "Lagerstromia" o.

na insecure ragud pud to si Bootsie gamay Quel. Hopefully, pinangga sad to si Nikolai sa iyang karaang amo.

Ingna imong banana nga bisan ug tambok ang imong miming sa gawas, manangag pa lagi ghapon na ug ilaga. Bisan ug busog, kusog man gihapon na sila mo gukod, pero ilaha ra nuon duwa-duwa-an. Labi na ning mga iring kumagat.

Diha kas-a si George naka dakop ug langgam, iya rapud gibilin sa porch namo...ijara luod jud, murag offering. Wala nuon ni si Manggo kay medjo bayuti ning iringa ni. Pero kadtong mga miming namo sa tagbilaran, pinalitan pa to sa akong Papa ug isda nga baratohon, pero grabe ka kumagat, tabili , ilaga, bisan maya madakpan...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 02, 2010, 01:27:37 AM
Abi nimo prejudice man ko dire sa US bahin sa grupo. Kung naa gani moabot nga pinay/pinoy, dili dayon ko moambak manghilabot or offer og tabang kay siyempre wala ka pa kaila, pero kung bol-anon gani way pangutana, hatag dayon og telephone #.

Lahi man god ang Bohol. I and my best friend talked about it all the time. She comes from Carmen and our circle really is Bol-anon or Bohol connection.

Maybe the saying " Republic of Bohol", a statement we should be proud of. But....I also agree that the Boholano culture is slowly eroding. That is scary.

Lisod ning naa sa US kay ikaw pay mutabang, ikaw pay maot. Maayo pay wala nalang.

Kapila ko ani natuhaki tagam nako.

So far, gamay ra man akong kaila nga taga bohol kay mga old connections ra man nako sa naa pako sa Tagbilaran nga ni abot napud diri

pero sus kapoy na hinlabi naning ubang mga tagalog ug ilokano. Sakit pa sa dunggan, labad pa gyud sa ulo..maayo pay walay kagimik. heheheeh !

cge mo sulay ko ani. hehehe ! mo report nya ko kung na unsa na.


naka mention nasad to akong silingan nga daghan na kuno sabaw baka ron kay ting pista...mengox...magsabaw sad kog ako. paibog jud....

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 01, 2010, 10:38:36 AM
ha ha ha cgi ko katawa pagbasa nako ani kay murag i know kinsa pasabot nmo

hoi, dungog2 ra bya ni ha. basin mabug-nuan ko ani dli oras...na...wala na jud ko tambayan inig tanda nako. hahahahah !

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 01, 2010, 10:15:12 AM
Pero Dai, abi nimo gamayng kalipay ra na sa taga ato Oi...Ingnna ko nga corny pero I like to listen baya sa local tsismis...Hahahahahah...

Pareha ra ta oi. Na issuhan baya ko nga dili na kuno ko fabulous pag uli nako last december kay wala man koy laag, diha ra ko sa balay ug dili man gani, kuyog ni Mama didto sa City Hall. pa short2 ra gud, walay mak-up kay maglanay luod tan-awon. hahahah !

Mas makalingaw man nuon nang maminaw kay daghan jud nuon ka ug mahibal-an. Makasabot sad ka nga nganong wala mi asenso ang bohol.

Example lang ni....naa kunoy department head nga nibayad sa UB sa iyang pagka PHd. Unya gibutang siya sa agriculture. (verify lang pud ni ha) mao diay sad zero projects kay aside sa pinalit nga diploma, ma-diin-diin man diay sad ni siya ug ang duha ka anak ug apil2 miss2. Hasta sa Cebu, mo apil ug beauty pageant. hahahah !mao na ron...

Kung imo sad siyang tan-awon, maglakaw, perti jud tawn bagaa ug make-up, katoho-an man pud siguro. heheheh!

Ang infamous jud ang uban nga babaye nga naka-anak ug lain nga dli sa iyang bana...unya ang bana gihapon ga buhi...asa ka. sa 6 ka anak, si number 3 ug si no.4 lahi ug amahan, pero si no. 5 ug si no. 6 sa bana...Dli jud ni katoho-an kay mga professional kaau, doctor pa jud.

but we never know. malingaw laman ta sa storya.

hahahah ! labi na ron kay guba ang elevator, adto tanan sa hagdan...wahahahah ! mao na ni ron, lili mga sano !!!!

bitaw, kada uli nako didto, lami ra kaayo  itambay2 sa mga ka-opisinahan kay lupig pa ang drama sa TV ang mga drama in real life.  SUS , kabit diri, kabitdidto, kinsay nabuntis, gashabu, pusher , nanglimbong, kinsay gapa peke sa ilang docs ug uban pa...sus, katapusang mi ari sa US nga mga hangin ug ni-uli sa bohol nga nguhu na intawn, ma special mention.

Most of the time, wala koy nailhan...hantud mo sulod...naa pa ra ba jud mo point out. hahaah ! makasala laman ta.

naa ba kang kong mabuhi diri ? lami ra ba na adobohon.

Pwede na siya isahog sa nilat-ang baka ? dili pait ?

pechay, ad cabbage ra man gud ako sige i try. Ang beets, ganahan ko pickled pero wala pako kasulay ug laing way

Quote from: grazie7y on May 01, 2010, 08:13:22 AM
alycxs, mag gisa lang man ko'g sibuyas ug ahos dayon iluto nko.  unahon ang stalks and cook for about 3 minutes dayon ang dahon.  dali ra man ni maluto.  once ma wilt na or about 5 minutes, human na.  I also use this for soup - chicken soup or fish tinola or even pasta soup.  Naa ko friend, nag ask ug swiss chard unya iyang giluto with ham.  Mura bitaw sa mga taga South magluto ug collard greens with ham.

ah ok, mo sulay gani ko ana kay sige man ko ma curious pero wala pako kaila ug someone  nga ingong yummy na siya. hehehe !

bitaw sprite or 7up...coke jud ko...pero kung magbinuotan, sprite zero nalang. 

Usa ko sauna nga bitkima adtong puti nga scotts emulsion..hilas na ang bag-o ron, orange flavor na. hehehe

Quote from: Scarb on May 01, 2010, 08:00:34 AM
amoa ky dugos sa Kiyot 

kasulay sad ko ani, gibutang sa lapag nga tanduay unya usa ka kucharita kada buntag.

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 08:09:00 AM

wahahaha! kay ngano laging maka adik? naay MJ nga component? shalan! ma groggy ang mga tapes anih?

maka adik siguro ang combantrin kay lami jamo ang sensation inig gawas sa mga kigwa ...hahahah ! mao pa ba nay ilang paliton didto sa X store. hahahaah !

Hala oi, maka ibog inyong mga garden. ako kutob ra tawn ko sa suburban garden, dli ra pwede maka daghan.  Grazie, unsa may recipe with swiss chard ?

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 07:57:15 AM

wahahhaha! pwede ato na i sibya sa Home Shopping Network Ging!!! hahahahhha!

ana jud..mga 2am

nahinumdum ko sauna nga diha toy sliiming pilll..."From the Jungles of the Philippines" kuno...as in, namata kog ahat ug naminaw..tiaw ba. "lagerstromia ..." murag familiar kaayo...sus pag-ando pa, Kana man diay Crape Myrtle, kana gud banaba sa ato, mao ba na name ? tambal gani na sa panuhot. pero daghan kaayo na diri  pud.

ako dayun gi ingnan akong bana...manabsag sa ta sa gawas labon naa tay duha ka "lagerstromia" heheheheh !

Quote from: you-in-me on April 30, 2010, 06:19:26 PM
salabina kung moentra sa politika or any public servant for that matter. hasta utot mahibaw-an

muleng.... bisan sa TAgbilaran City Hall..katapusan sigurong color sa imong panty nga gisuot mabal-an hahahaha !

hmmmm...kung maka niwang na...naa jud madato diri kay anything maka slim, marketable man diri sa US. grabe bisan unsa nalang, basta pa slim. 

Tapeworm Therapy brought to you by the exotic jungles of Bohol...call now, only $29.99...hahahaha ! late night TV kaayo. hehheeh 

hahahah dli ba diay na pwede matapi nang imong chastity belt ? murag mahilot paman siguro na...heheheh ! part sa challenge 

Thanks Quel ! Si Huck, gikan sa Greyhound Rescue, Si Hardy, napunitan namo sa Hardy toll road and si Mango, rescue gikan sa Humane Society. Nibisita ra ko, pero nigakos man si Miming nako, mao to, nagka instant iring...hehehe ! buotan kaayo, mamahit lang kung mag tripping na.

Topks, alka seltzer pud tops....daghan water para imo ra nang iihi.

labihay cyborg man jud. hahahah !

bitaw, in fairness, gwapa bya siya....live and let live, problema lang, kun tinuod ni iyang graft, imbis ang kwarta adto paingon sa katawhan, didto paingon sa patul-id sa iyang ilong...bang..! hehehe ! otehrwise, kung iya ra jud ning wawarts ug tinuod iyang hinaguan...more power to her.   

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 30, 2010, 08:33:17 AM
metros jud maam as in murag fettuccini nga tambok jutay! hwaaaahahahahahhha!

fettucini jud...ageee...hehehehe ! dili nako ma imagine. hahahah !

ug naa koy ingana nga tapeworm ako jud ipa laminate. wahahaha ! luod !!!!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 30, 2010, 08:05:13 AM


wa ka kakita ni Oprah nga gipa gunit ni Dr Oz adtong pila ka metros nga tape worm Ging??? sus ginoo i cant imagine ug mao toy naa sa akong tijan!!!

Ikawpud ba  MDB, lomi ra ba akong panihapon ron...hehehe!

medjo luod pero kumpleto sahog man, kaon nalang...

wala ko kita ato nga episod..as in metros jud ??eeeee 

At least worth diay pud iyang pag-adto2  ni Belo kay gwapa jud diay tinuod.  

tinuod lagi sad na nga mga bag ? ang mga Coach nga tunay kay malagmit $300 man, ang LV naa uban as much as $3000....ug mga tunay na...aw, ana jud diay nasuyop ang waawarts.

faeta sad noh, mas mahal pa ang bag nga gisudlan kaysa mga gipansulod..hahahah !

Ang mga mag bf-Gf nga wala ka jerjer, naay purohan nga pwede ma friends gihapon bisan na ug naminyo ug lain.

pero ang mga relasyones nga na apil na ang jerjer...murag suspicious.... dli fwede jud !

The Philippines need a dictator. An absolute leader....but not a criminal one, one who is like a strict father or mother that will straighten out the crazy teenagers.

Kinahanglan ug estrikto ang pilipinas kay daghan kaayo ug garaon ug kulang sa disiplina.

Maybe when the cultural attitude has changed to that of being more responsible and forward thinking, we can go back to democracy, pero a Dictator is in good order.

Quote from: lindy on April 27, 2010, 02:00:11 AM
Diha pay usa bai.Kadtong nasakpan sa bana ang laki.

Ang bana daw kay mangingisda unya duna man nalimtan mao nibalik, atol nga didto pod ang laki na sulod sa kuarto.So pag abli sa bana dalidali ug saka ang laki sa kisami. Unya kay gikapoy man ug hinawid sa banting mao nga nahulog.So pagkahagbong niya nga naghubo diretso siya ug luhod. Singgit ang bana nga nangutana ug KINSA KA? tubag siya nga anghel daw siya. Ask ang bana nga kon anghel ka nganong wala man kay pako? tubag siya: kay piso pa man ko NOY!

wa jud kalupig ani..hahahah ! piso pero naa na diay toy itlog. hahaha !

luoya mana sha, gamay jud diay ug itlog kay na pwasut man... or basin dako lang jud bangaga...hahahahah !

abi nako ako ra tig tan-aw aning mga morbig nga shows, daghan diay ko classmate diri sa TB. I shouldn't be alive, weird true and freaky and 1000 ways to die sad ako tig tan-aw, wala pako kita ana monster inside me.

kakulba sad ana oi, nahinumdum ko sa Bio class nako didto sa HNU, diha to tapeworm in a jar...dako raba to jamo...eeeejara....d nako ma imagine to sa akong tiyan..

pakapini ug post ug picture arki....basin diay worth it pud kay na gwafa jud pag-ayo si Jane. 

Ikaw ba kunoy pangit, lalim ba, aw di pa retoke jud ug maka afford. hahahah ! pero at 22, that's too young to go under the knife, walay naka tambag ana nga mamura na sha ug michael jackson mahagbong ang ilong kadugayan niya ug loslos sa iyang nawong..

well nuon, wala man ko kaila, so apili nalang pic ug before and after para nindot.

naa pa part 6 ? mura jud ni ug telenovela ay hehehe !

Kung logical ra sad atong basihan, dli unta mo matter ang ilang personal life basta maayo ug performance sa trabaho. pero tungod kay mo apil man jud ilang mga personal affairs sa ilang pagpadagan sa ilang serbisyo, tua, apil jud family, past and personal life.

dli man jud mausob na...bao, dli man siguro matabang ug discreet sa pilipinas kay wala may aso makumkum...labi na sa ato.  gamay ra baya ta relatively speaking, ma trace man gani ang mga ig-agaw hantud sa ika 3rd degree na...chismis pa kaha...

this is both a good thing and a bad thing. Wala jud matago, pero usahay pud, mao ni maka-ingon sa daghang bugno.

Quote from: vrglguapo on April 29, 2010, 04:39:01 PM
Mas maayo pa kanang ininglish niya kay sa mga chinese oy..Ang chinese dili jud masabtan..

matud pa sa akong bana....mura daw manok nagbugno ang mga HK Chinese mo english. heheheh

EB ta didto sa Godo's or sa Gold Ribbon ba kaha ayaw laman nang Filipiniana kay murag matanggong ta sa banyo human nato ug kaon hehehehe ! 

Naa ko sa Woodlands, asa dapit ila ? gamay ra jud ko nailhan bol-anon diri oi.

nice and sunny outside, woke up with the temps at 67 F, today its gonna be a high of 84.

Gikan ko sa akong acupuncture..kay wala man nituman sa sugo sa doctor, tua, gasakit jud nuon ang ubang mga points. Nganong lisod man jud tumanon ang 8 glasses water,8 hr sleep ug eat 3 times a day oi. mengox...murag 1 main meal a day ra man ko ug 2 ka snack. limot pa jud vitamin. Nasuko nuon akong bana nako...ga sayang ra daw ko patambal kung dli ko motuman...trying bitaw...hahay...cge nalang oi. shut up nalang , sala man sad nako. 

Make your own fertilizer

http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles/nyerges44.html


For some people, home gardening is an expensive pursuit, which seems a bit backward to us. At one time, people gardened because home-grown produce was far better and cheaper than anything from the store. And every farmer some 50+ years agoâ€"whether a farmer of large acreages or an urban backyard farmer, knew that to produce healthy plants, you had to improve the soil. If the soil is weak, your plants will be weak and subject to insect infestation.

Seaweed

There are many low-cost methods for making your own fertilizer. One of the easiest and best is manufactured from seaweed.

We learned a lot about the beneficial properties of seaweed from Ernest Hogeboom, who used to be a professional gardener in the Pasadena, California, area. Hogeboom would collect several plastic trash bags of kelp from areas along the Pacific Coast. He would empty the kelp into a 55-gallon drum, fill it with water, and then cover it. As the seaweed began to decompose, the water would turn brown. Within about two months, the seaweed was fully decomposed. This liquid was used as a concentrate, which Hogeboom would then dilute with water before spraying it on or pouring it around his customers’ plants.

We’ve used this for our own garden service clients, with the addition of fish emulsion. Plants sprayed with this mixture seem more insect repellent, and generally show some renewed growth. The only pitfall is the fishy, oceany odor that is detectable for a day or two after the application.

Seaweed is a rich source of potassium â€"up to 12%. Though seaweed contains many trace elements, it is relatively poor in nitrogen and phosphate, which is why the addition of fish emulsion makes a nearly perfect fertilizer. Also, rather than use the heavy and bulky 55-gallon drum that Hogeboom used, we purchased a plastic trash can at a building supply store for under $10. This has served us quite well.

Earthworm compost

Another of the easiest fertilizers to make comes from an earthworm compost pit. You add kitchen scraps, grass clippings, leaves, etc. into the pit, and as it is processed by the earthworms, you soon have a rich, black garden amendment. Adding compost in volumes of about 10% into your garden is generally all that is needed to increase the health and insect repellency of your trees, vegetables, and other garden plants.

Though composting is the epitome of simplicity, there are a broad variety of containers that you can make or buy. Sometimes decomposition does not occur properly if you have used too much of one ingredient. For this reason, we suggest you research composting in a good book, such as Rodale’s Encyclopedia of Organic Gardening. BHM has had some good articles on the subject, too.

Rabbit droppings

When it comes to animal fertilizers, the best readily-available fertilizer is rabbit droppings. Rabbit droppings have the highest nitrogen content of any of the commonly available barnyard manures, such as cow, horse, pig, etc. Rabbit droppings are small, compact, and nearly odorless. One organic gardener described them as “miniature, time-released, fertilizer capsules.” If you raise rabbits, or know someone who does, you’ll have a source of one of nature’s best natural fertilizers.

We have our rabbit friends living atop our earthworm compost pit. Rabbit droppings can also be called “earthworm caviar.”

The fertilizer provided by our earthworm compost pit is about the best you could find anywhere, and it’s “free.”

Don’t discard those egg shells...

If you’re in the habit of buying all sorts of liquid fertilizers and other commercial treatments for your garden, you may be happy to learn that at least two commonly discarded kitchen scraps are ideal for many of your garden plants.

You’ve heard of “liming” the garden and lawn, right? Most people buy a bag of lime (calcium carbonate) every few years and sprinkle it throughout the garden. Were you aware that eggshells are 93% calcium carbonate?

Otis the pot-bellied pig lives in the authors’ yard. A pig in the yard is a great source of fertilizer.

In addition to the calcium, the eggshells contain about 1% nitrogen, about a half-percent phosphoric acid, and other trace elements that make them a practical fertilizer. Calcium is an essential plant nutrient which plays a fundamental part in cell manufacture and growth. Most roots must have some calcium at the growing tips. Plant growth removes large quantities of calcium from the soil, and calcium must be replenished, so this is an ideal way to recycle your eggshells.

We save our eggshells in a pan in our oven. The pilot light temperature slowly dries them out. Then we crush them by hand and powder them in the blender. The powdered eggshells are then placed around fruit trees, in potted plants and roses, and broadcast throughout the vegetable garden.

You can also solve your snail problems with the help of recycled eggshells. Instead of powdering the shells, use them at the hand-crushed stage, with plenty of rough, sharp edges. Scatter the crushed shells in circles around those plants that the snails are eating. Since the shells cause discomfort to the snails, they nearly always retreat and do not cross the shell barriers.

(Did you know that our California brown snails are actually escaped escargot? One method of “control” is simply to eat themâ€"but that’s another story.)

...or those coffee grounds

Another commonly discarded kitchen item is coffee grounds. Coffee grounds can be particularly useful in the garden, or, at the very least, added to your compost pile.

nyerges44_3.jpg - 17222 Bytes Dolores and Christopher scatter coffee grounds and crushed egg shells under their roses.

Used coffee grounds contain about two percent nitrogen, about a third of a percent of phosphoric acid, and varying amounts of potash (generally less than one percent). Analysis of coffee grounds shows that they contain many minerals, including trace minerals, carbohydrates, sugars, some vitamins, and some caffeine. They are particularly useful on those plants for which you would purchase and apply an “acid food,” such as blueberries, evergreens, azaleas, roses, camellias, avocados, and certain fruit trees.

We dry our coffee grounds in the oven, too. Then we scatter them lightly, as a mulch, around those plants which we feel would benefit from them. We don’t scatter them thickly when they are wet, because the coffee grounds have a tendency to get moldy.

The growth of plants that like or need lime (which we can provide with eggshells) can be stimulated by adding a mixture of ground-up eggshells and dried coffee grounds.

Smile the next time you drink your morning cup of coffee and eat your breakfast of eggs, since the by-products of your meal are ideal for your urban garden, and need no longer be “kitchen waste products.”

(Dolores and Christopher Nyerges teach classes in organic gardening and have authored several books. A newsletter featuring their activities is available from School of Self-Reliance, Box 41834, Eagle Rock, CA 90041. The newsletter can also be viewed on-line at http://www.self-reliance.net.)