MikeLigalig.com

Lapu-lapu nga dako.  Di na sila mapalit sa merkado karon.  Gikan sa mananagat dritso na sa hotel o di kaha restaurant.

intricate

crate, rate, tear, rite, trite, trace, train, crane, tin, rent, rant, near, neat, ate, eat, tea, teat, tent, tan, ant, can, cane, cite, tine, nice, treat, rice, acre, cart, car, race, tin, act, enact, cat (3 min and 27 sec)

disclose

Suno nga gituwa.  Mmmmmmmmmm.....

Depends on how far behind him the bodyguards are.  If they're close by, I'll just keep quiet in a corner.  If they're kilometers behind him, I'd IED him then collect the reward.

What would you do if you had an audience with George W. Bush?

Balik na pud ta sa topic. Peace, Mr. Bean.

Kapag Ang Palay Naging Bigas, May Bumayo Between Your Legs

Ok.

I will commit harakiri.   Seriously, aho silang ipa-DNA test.  If they really are my kids, I will support them according to my means.

What would you if you had one night in Vegas and the sky's the limit with how much you'll spend?

Quote from: mr. bean on April 04, 2008, 05:26:39 PM
totoy bato between your legs

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 04, 2008, 05:32:13 PM
totoy humok between your legs

Really now.  Can you come up with actual movie titles?

Balik sa ta sa topic.

I would keep his identity secret.  Kay kung naa ko'y ipapatay, siya'y ahong ingnon.

What would you do if you were a 110-year-old eskrima master but you can't yet die because you haven't yet passed on your mastery to another?

Quote from: stardust on April 04, 2008, 04:34:25 PM
The Philippine Air Force is composed of 90% air and 10% force

Sa 'Yo Ang Tondo, Sa Akin Ang Cavite Between Your Legs

Murder on the Orient Express Between Your Legs

Assault on Precinct 13 Between Your Legs

Ai No Corrida Between Your Legs (or In The Realm Of The Senses Between Your Legs)

Quote from: Bambi on April 04, 2008, 05:08:28 PM
This is my validation.

WOMAN = PROBLEMS ?   

WHy ?

MAN NEEDS WOMAN

That means....

PROBLEM + MEN are EQUAL

Conclusion:

NOTE: Without MEN.....WOMEN HAS NO PROBLEM AT ALL!

Result:

  MEN =  0

Summary:

  MEN ARE UNNECESSARY IN WOMENS WORLD

Ug nahimoan jud mi og equation.

PreciousNpolite, did you intend this post for this thread?  Anyway, let's pick up from where Elaine21 left off.

I would ask the alien what life on his or her or its planet is like.

What would you do if you had one box of Cuban cigars?

Quote from: Ginger on March 30, 2008, 11:04:49 PM
hmmmmm 

  Hi, Ging!

Ok, Vits.  Maningkamot kong mapriso siya. hehehe

Ug karon kita mobalik
sa pagpares-pares og mga titik
ipadayon kining kalaki
nga sinunod nato ni GEC.

Nagbati ka'g sakit, Vits?

Quote from: Barbaro on March 30, 2008, 03:35:23 PM


ehhmmm yum yum yum.. sensya namo maoni ako type karon..

Mamalikas sa ko:  LITSE KANG LITSONA KA!!!

There's no pressure.  I've been here longer than at least half of those in the list but just look at the pathetic number of posts I have made.  Besides, what's the point of posting or of replying if you're not interested in the topic.  Go at your own pace.

Wa pay tuig, gelyan.  Just note the addiction of kiamoy, who went from TB baby to hero in five days.  Soon she'll be joining their ranks.

The Postman Always Rings Twice Between Your Legs

Moby Dick Between Your Legs

The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain Between Your Legs

I would leave my car, call a towing service, and walk or take a bus or taxi.  (But all this is unlikely as I have no car and am here in Tagbilaran.)

What would you do if you had one whole tropical island (like Balicasag) to yourself?

Poor but happy.

Pen or pencil?

I still say it's the cover of Odelay.

Quote from: grazie7y on March 30, 2008, 02:48:50 AM
Eseh!  Niay ra diay ang duha dre nag iring2x! hahahahah

Hello Paul!  Nice to see you again!

Our "iring-iring" is rampant all over the forum.

Chippy Red

Boxing or Muay Thai?

Swakee, my condolences.

It's the cover of Odelay.  Beck's first album.

Inom sa'g gamayng tubig aron mahapsay ang imong tutonlan.

Quote from: Ginger on March 30, 2008, 02:31:53 AM

Quote from: Sigbin II on March 30, 2008, 02:30:37 AM
Nagka-anam ma'g kadako ahong apsunon.

Paul, tagaan tika sobra sa akoa aron ma apil ka sa top 9.

Sige lang, Ging.  Di na na kinahangllan nimong himuon.  Ang imong kadaugan, kalipay man usab naho.

Nagka-anam ma'g kadako ahong apsunon.

Quote from: kiamoy` on March 29, 2008, 09:27:17 AM



im not sure if you find it funny guys but this is a PUG X DACHSHUND breed.. his genes are totally messed up..

ate.. murag c natzi nga ang face ug color ang sa MIB dog!!haha

Yes, it does look like Frank.

The Birth of a Nation Between Your Legs

Firefox

(By the way, Jet Li and Jackie Chan will be appearing together in a movie for the very first time in "The Forbidden Kingdom" which will have a world premiere on the 16th this April.)

Eyeglasses or contacts?

Quote from: C2H4 on March 30, 2008, 12:17:11 AM
I do, Mr Sigbin. I will always associate Bohol with the love of my lola. Living in Cebu sa una, kung ma overwhelm na gani ko sa mga problema, I'd go home to Bohol because I knew that's where I'd get unconditional love. Bohol is my happy place.

That is a nice memory.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Between Your Legs

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Between Your Legs

Pan de burikat!  It's tastier and it's made of recycled materials! hehe

Jet Li or Jackie Chan?

Wa pa intawn, Sir Jun.  Layo pa ko'g labangonon aron ma-LlB. Hinaut dili LlB nga Labi-labing  Buloka.

With the clogged drainages and the non-existent sewage and sewerage systems in the city, magbaha jud.

Anyway, you certainly seem to miss Bohol a lot, Ms. C2H4.

Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2008, 11:58:29 PM
The Tony Blair Witch Project between your legs.

hahahaha

High Noon Between Your Legs

Letters From Iwo Jima Between Your Legs

Lost in Translation Between Your Legs

Ms. C2H4, Ethylene,
remember in this rhyming scheme
there is no pupil and no master
we all here are equal posters.

So there's no need to denigrate
oneself for lack of skill.
It is for the fun of it
that we are doing this still.

Isang Bala Ka Lang Between Your Legs

The Pirates of the Caribbean Between Your Legs

The Forbidden Kingdom Between Your Legs

The Hudsucker Proxy Between Your Legs

Batman Begins Between Your Legs

Superman Returns Between Your Legs

Evil Dead Between Your Legs

The Army of Darkness Between Your Legs

300 Spartans of Thermopylae Between Your Legs

All the President's Men Between Your Legs

Enter the Dragon Between Your Legs

The Way of the Dragon Between Your Legs

The Inn of the Sixth Happiness Between Your Legs

The Scent of Green Papaya Between Your Legs

The Road Home Between Your Legs

Across the Universe Between Your Legs

Serious answer: I will write to my satisfaction as much as I can and leave instructions for the publication, in whatever mode or media, of whatever I've written. 

Or, I could go and assassinate at least two politicians and one businessman who are on my list of "people to kill before I die".

What would you do if you had one native chicken right now?

A week ago was Easter Sunday
it was a day for resurrection.
So now let us, with minds at ready,
resume the rhymes, no hesitation.

Free verse or metered, it does not matter
as long as syllables will rhyme
and even if your words should scatter
as long as they are still in time.

So come and post in any language
and in this manner expedite
you will soon find that on the average
these rhymes will give you much delight.

Quote from: grazie7y on March 29, 2008, 02:28:07 PM
I can see strength in her eyes, not fear.  She is so determined to survive.  She is so beautiful though with those haunting eyes!

I agree.  It isn't fear but fire.

Sumpay pud ni, pero wa ko kahibaw og asa dapit ibutang:

Ug, tuod, ang imong mga mata
sama og bituon sa kaanyag,
apan wala sila nag-ila og kaluoy
alang ning nilalang nga nag-atubang kanimo karon

Mike, bulak, salamat sa inyong gisumpay.

Thanks, balong, for posting Elaine's story.

Quote from: C2H4 on March 29, 2008, 01:37:33 PM
off-topic reply to Sigbin:

I never left. Hehehe. Corny nga reply noh?

I'm glad to know gimingaw ka nako Mr Sigbin (bahala'g mo ingon ka assuming ko)

*joke*

C2H4, it's not just me.  There's an entire thread here that's devoted to you.

What would you do if you had P1 Million?

Since an example might better illustrate how this thread should proceed, please read the following:

Post 1:
What would you do if you had one keg of Red Horse Beer?

Post 2:
I would go on an all-night drinking spree with my friends.

What would you do if you had one million yen?

Post 3:
Wait a year for the exchange rate to go up and then spend it.

What would you do if you had one _________?

And so on and so forth.

Lady Killer

Used in a sentence:  I am a lady killer.

Definition:  Laki nga, mamatay na lang ang baje, di pa gihapon katug-an sa gibati. (see: bugnaw'g simod, BS)

You know you're in Bohol when the City of Friendship is also the City of Flood-ship.

Can't I play while working?

Would you rather eat bangus-flavored ice cream or dinuguang halo-halo?

Quote from: borobotoy on March 27, 2008, 07:54:19 PM
conservatory

save,story,art,orate,ate,eat,tea,ore,stove,vase,ant,are,rave,sore,vote,con,servant,rent,rose,one,ton,try,verse
5min 4 sec...murag daghan paman kapoy ko

Borobotoy, musta!  Dis-a man ka aning "conservatory"?

charlatan

chart, char, chat, hat, rat, art, tar, chant, tan, ant, act, cart, act, cat, latch (2 min and 18 sec)

regurgitate

Ahong ipatik sa hunasan
ang tanan kong gibati alang kanimo.
Ang kada pulong, linya, ug berso
nga isulat ko sa balas
ihalad ko sa katahum mo
ug sa imong pahiyom
nga maoy hinungdan
sa tanang kasakit kong gidangatan.

Hinaut nga sa pagtaub sa dagat
mabanwas sa mga balod
ang tagsa-tagsang titik kong gipatik
ug susama niini
nga maalim usab ang mga samad
ning kasing-kasing.

Uwat na lang unta
ang magpabilin nga talimad-an
sa akong kaparotan.

Mag-off topic sa ko ha:

C2H4, you're back!

accordance

accord, cord, rod, card, read, dane, nerd, den, end, rend, dance, cane, cone, con, one, and, race, arc, care, car, acre, near, dear, red, rad, dare, done, nod, node, don, dean, drone, crone, crane (2 min and 27 sec)

attenuate

Gai, I hope the doctors will be able to figure it out and that you get better soon.  Find your strength in the Lord.

Diri sa Tagbilaran, ning-abot jud ang tuba nga tag-P70 - P80 ang galon.  Ug kung bahalina, kapin sa gatus.  Baw lang nuon karon kay dugay-dugay na ko wa kainom.  Ang hinungdan nga ningmahal ang tuba, matud sa ahong gipangutan-an, kay gi-regulate na ang pagkuha og tungog kay protected areas na ang mga katunggan.

Quote from: Barbaro on March 23, 2008, 10:38:38 PM

Kalami!!!

Quote from: Ginger on March 21, 2008, 02:56:04 AM
This is a holy week treat.



shrimp, squid, crab meat, green shells meat and octupos. 
added with broccoli. timplahan ug fish sauce, a bit of salt and pepper.



Voila!!!

Ang ahong baba karon dili matak-om.  Ang ahong ulo dili pwede ilingi.  Ang ahong mga mata nagsige lang og lutok sa screen.  Ug ang sawg nahumod na sa nagtulo nahong laway.

Vits, kung mabanhaw na pud ning maong thread, ikaw ra juy hinungdan.

A very urgent and important message addressed to the kid in mole99excix's avatar:

AJAW INTAWN DAYUNA, DOY!!!  Magmahay jud ka kung imong dayunon ug masipyat ka.  Wa lang ka kahibaw nga naa nay importanteng gamit mahilahi sa pagpangihi.  Paghuwat og pipila ka tuig. 

Good luck, Mari!

Do you know how to make it?   My guess is that it could be a variant of the binaki or it could employ the use of a pair of coconut leaves.

So I'm not late after all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRAZIE!!!!

Once, in Anda, I heard of a "duhay-suso" nga puso but I have no idea what it looks like.  I have yet to find out.

Quote from: grazie7y on March 14, 2008, 02:09:59 PM
Asa naman amahong ani! 

Kadumdum ko anang litob kay na paakan ko ana kay gi dughit lagi sa tudlo! 

Mosuroy pa ko'g balik sa merkado.

Belated Happy Birthday, Grazie!

In the penultimate stages of making the kinasing, instead of turning the leaf around to make the point you just follow on through.  You do the same with the other leaf.

There was this one time that the same thing happened with some pics I posted and I was told that it's probably because of IE.

Vits, are you using Mozilla?

Quote from: Ginger on March 14, 2008, 08:39:06 PM

Hala! kamao raba ko mo himo ug puso.

Me too.  Magtukod ta'g barbekyuhan, Ging?

Quote from: Ginger on March 14, 2008, 06:14:04 PM
Paul, sure ka nga mabati nimo ang katugnaw sa nahilis nga ice?

Sure ko, Ging.  Sayo sa kadlawon ug bisan sa pagsubang sa adlaw mabugnawong hangin ang motagbo kanimo sa imong paglukab sa mga bintana ug purtahan ug dili nimo matabang nga mokurog ka sa tumang katugnaw.  Maong mobalik ka na lang sa katre ug magbukot sa imong habol; maghuwat nga moinit ang kalibutan.

inunlan

binaki dako