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Quote from: bugsay on June 25, 2012, 11:36:58 PM
asa man ni nga itiry kay mo applied ko...

Kinahanglan magtakoban ka kay include ni sa empired ni Mam...

Quote from: islander on June 26, 2012, 03:00:50 PM
di uy.  sa tinuod lang, namong tanan igsoon, ako kuno ang record holder nga nakatilaw ug padaghanay ug latos kay kulisaw kuno ko kaayo.  wa lay nahimo si fafa dear kay modagan man ko ug mosiyagit ug 'way sakit, way sakit' bisag gahilak pa, mao nga mamuwa na lang siyag pinugong ug katawa, hahaha!  salamat nga way anak niliwat nako.

He he, maka-imagine ko nga moingon ka ana ron kon latoson ka sa banana republic...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2012, 10:46:21 AM
sa bata pa ko'ng gamay
pinangga ko's akong tatay
pero kon mosipyat la'g gamay
pakapaka dayon sa butay.

Quote from: statesville on June 25, 2012, 11:24:27 AM
kalooy intawon sa butay   <img src="http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif">

Kaluoy ta butay
Nga nagutay-gutay
Ta lubot ni Bugtay...

Quote from: chicogon on June 30, 2012, 11:38:55 PM
Kinsa kahay Director  ani? TB member kaha pod?

He he, di ba kaha ang director mao ra puy permanent patient?

Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2012, 09:05:26 AM
...maila bitaw sa salingsing sa iyang tinan-awan sa letrato.

Bwahaha, "salingsing sa iyang tinan-awan"? Unsa man puy imong ikasulti kabahin sa udlot sa iyang bayhon?

Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2012, 09:04:24 AM
duna koy officemate sa una nga hilig ug pusil....

kulot pod to'g utok kay tang-tangon ang mga bala nya iti-on sa iyang ulo nya kabliton.... nag russian roulette pod ang kagwang
akong giingnan nga "ajaw ug jama-jama ana, mayawaan gani kang yawaa ka"........niundang 

Maayo kay naminaw sa iyang superior...

He he, nahisagmuyo lang ang hingtungdan...

He he, unsa kaha kon ngabil sa ubos maoy sumpayon...

Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2012, 08:55:53 AM
mga nasagap..

...human sa pagpamalandong sa subsob nga kasinatian...

Quote from: chicogon on July 01, 2012, 12:10:52 AM
Atong ipatayhop ni Sir FD 

Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2012, 08:38:09 AM
hmmm...di na to moapil si sir FD kay mga tanom nalang ang iyang mapa tuybo ..

Bwahaha! Tanom na lay mapatuybo? Bantog rang tayhop na lang ang gisugyot ni Fr. Chic!

Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
kasagaran nga takboyan ani mga batan-on tawon nga mga babaye...

Hmm, kompleto uroy sa kasayoran...

Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
tinuod ba gud na'ng po'ng nga nayawaan, like kining nahitabo nila?
kon tinuod man gani, unsa man po'y hinungdan?....kuwang sa pag-ampo? kasagaran nga takboyan ani mga batan-on tawon nga mga babaye...luoy pod tawon..

He he, maghuwat tag dinoktor nga pamahayag. Huwat lang, Bay Bugs, sureness ko nga di ka mahigawad...

I suppose the praying otter quoted Epicurus: "Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for."

Bwahaha! Diplomats ni sila, signing a trilateral agreement...

Goal!

Quote from: chicogon on June 30, 2012, 11:45:16 PM
Hangyoa kay hapit na.... "guwa na!!!" 

He he, mao ni ang orasyon nga gamiton ni Bugsay pagpagawas sa dautang espiritu nga misulod sa duha ka dalagita...

Sabagay, duha man ni ka dalagita, tagsaan na lang nila...

He he, tan-awon nato kinsay mas gamhanan aning duha ka maayong laki...

Quote from: chicogon on June 30, 2012, 11:34:49 PM



50 years after... 

Bwahaha! At first abi nakog ang picture maoy gidrowingan, ang nawong man jud diay! Ah, the serendipity of art!

Quote from: enadespinosa on July 01, 2012, 03:57:18 AM
unsaon man kon si inday walay panty di wala say pride...

Bwahaha! Sakto. OK kaayo, di lang magamit ang abilidad ni Bay Bugsay nga kidhat lang laglag panty...

When William Faulkner died, at age 64, he was frail and ravaged from decades of alcohol. He’d gone riding on his horse, drunk, and fallen off of it -- the second time this had happened in the last few months of his life. Who rides a horse while drunk? The answer, apparently, is more people than you might imagine.

Anyhow, Faulkner’s convalescence from the fall went badly. Since the age of nineteen, he had (almost incredibly) drunk more than a quart of bourbon a day. Now, immobilized in bed, he went on a prodigious bender, mixing sour mash whiskey and bourbon with pain pills and tranquilizers. His family -- fearing the worst -- convinced him to check himself into Byhalia Sanatorium, where he’d been once before, and had required intravenous fluids and feeding through a tube in his stomach.

Faulkner’s second stay at Byhalia, however, was short. He died of a heart attack soon after arriving. --Pauls Toutonghi

I always cry copiously every time I reread Faulkner's Nobel acceptance speech. To steady myself, I consider the fact that he was a drunkard par excellence.

He ends his speech by saying: "The poet's, the writer's, duty is to write about these things. It is his privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart, by reminding him of the courage and honor and hope and pride and compassion and pity and sacrifice which have been the glory of his past.  The poet's voice need not merely be the record of man, it can be one of the props, the pillars to help him endure and prevail."

Hmm. The poet's voice props up mankind, and alcohol props up the poet. 

Kon naa man, daghang tang bisitaonon nga former active TB members didto...

Mako jamog liston, an!

Nabag-ohan sa atngal...

Ang daotang hangin ani niya dili tungod sa panuhot kon dili maoy normal niyang hinungaw...

Art is not, as the metaphysicians say, the manifestation of some mysterious idea of beauty or God; it is not, as the aesthetical physiologists say, a game in which man lets off his excess of stored-up energy; it is not the expression of man’s emotions by external signs; it is not the production of pleasing objects; and, above all, it is not pleasure; but it is a means of union among men, joining them together in the same feelings, and indispensable for the life and progress toward well-being of individuals and of humanity. --Leo Tolstoy

Quote from: chicogon on June 18, 2012, 12:46:36 PM

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 18, 2012, 12:49:44 PM
He he he, usang ehemplo when art and science mix is = MEDICINE 

Kon mamatay ang pasyente, ART maoy nagpatigbabaw...

Mo lang. Daghang manghatag og gasa aron lang makapislit sa aping...

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 05:53:26 PM

Hmm, I have my doubts about the humanity, er, felinity, of this design...

Success is counted sweetest
By those who ne'er succeed.
To comprehend a nectar
Requires sorest need.

Not one of all the purple Host
Who took the Flag today
Can tell the definition
So clear of Victory

As he defeated--dying--
On whose forbidden ear
The distant strains of triumph
Burst agonized and clear!

--Emily Dickinson

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 03:26:53 PM

The success of optimism, that is...

Hmm, Savonarolander, is that you?

- buta pero bilyako

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 05:25:19 PM
mao tingali niy gitawag nga heart transplant.

Hmm, another enigmatic Islanderism. Kay gidagmalan o kay gisambogan?

Hmm, some odyssey, yes...

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 04:53:24 PM
tulo tawon ming nanimahong ginamos dinhi kun top 11 ang hisgotan--- lorenz, bugsay ug islander nga mga taga sa balingsya, take note.  

Mao man galing. Wan por ol, ol por wan jud mong tulo ka himbis bolinaw nga taga sa Balingsya...

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 05:22:38 PM
obyus nga ang golden boy nga nakalampas na sa 50k sound barrier.

Hmm, naa diay siyay anak sa pagkaulitawo?

Hmm, moving in mysterious ways, as usual. Come to think of it, this otter could be Bugsay in disguise...

Tsaynis jud lagi...

Si Brother Bugsay ray makatambal ani nila...

Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2012, 07:58:08 PM

panty dapat ingatan
'wag baba kung barya lang
'tanda'ng Hubag mayaman
baba dali galante yan...

Kahit dukha si Hubag, pagdating sa bayaran
Siyay parang si Fernando Poe, walang atrasan
Kaya lang dapat segurohin, por santo por Dios
Na ang pinuputos ay hindi amoy ginamos...

Quote from: Vistabel on June 30, 2012, 03:14:04 AM
aysussss kining mga baji mopijom lang oroi na dili na makakita kong guapo o dili ba basta ang imponting lalaki para nila makaprovide sa gusto nila. dili tanan hinoon pun.

He he, pila may imong gi-maintain ron, Bay Vist...

Dia ra, ay...

Ang puso ng saging ay sinaktan ng lamas ug tuno...

...panuhot ray kontra...

Sa tantong karambola, ang uwagan mahimong guwaan...   

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 03:19:03 PM
hihihi, way mosukol sa tinagalog nga verse ni fr chic.  sukol mo, mga makata dito.  ipagawas nang inyong gikaban nga mga salitang ugat.

Sige na nga, susuway tayo...

O tinderang mabait
Baba mo na panty mo
Kung hindi Bugsay galit
Wiwion nya ang ito...

Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2012, 02:38:43 PM
ang pagka green thumb ni hubag para tawon sa wiwi-onon..

Hmm, sama ani?

Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2012, 02:37:02 PM
...tagae ko'g ipok....

Ay, mali! Beer ang nahatag...

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 03:15:07 PM
kun magkalisod, mohangyo pa gyod siyag sensilyo nga 'bisag bolinao, the ginamos na lang!'

He he, that title is reserved for you, Ms. Isle, though it might already describe you now, Balingsyanhon you...

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 03:08:54 PM
diin gikan nang bag-ong postmark sa imong avatar, bai hubs?  unsay zip code ana?

He he, somewhere in the Kunlun Mountains. 

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
curious as a cat---
(for correction by webmaster mol, hehe.)

Top 10 Tubag Bohol.com Posters
(as of May 29, 2011, http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=41123.msg464411#msg464411 )

Name                 Number of Posts        Number of Posts          Top 11
                           29 May 2011             30 June 2012
                                                             10:00AM

1. hubag bohol            34071                     50000               50,000   1
2. Lorenzo                  32950                      41592              41,592    2
3. ms da binsi             24685                      24703              24,703    3
4. grazie7y                 19771                      19774              19,774    4
5. Mike Ortega Ligalig  15236                      17154             17,154     5
       islander                                              14240             14,240     6
       tubagbohol.com                                  12223             12,223     7
6. glacier_71                9907                        9909               9,909     8
7. Happy                      9536                        9536               9,536     9
8. Vito Andoline            9498                        9532               9,532    10
       bugsay                                                 9028               9,028    11
9. Scarb                       8888                        8888
10. kiamoy                   8786                        8803


nag-ung-ong, mahimo pod nga top 12: chicogon - 8,698

Oi, hala, wa dayon ko kamatikod. Bwahaha! Imbis Top 10, gihimo jud nga Top 11 aron maapil ang halangdong katagilungsod...

Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2012, 09:26:33 AM
duha'y igo ani'ng vertical gardening.....maka-otenon nya nindot pod nga dayan-dayan sa panimalay....labi na kon limitado ang yuta..

...makadani pud sa silingang health-conscious tsik nga mahilig sa otenon...

Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2012, 08:11:26 AM
Bugsay - 

He he, tak-om kay gipugngan ang gatubod nga laway...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on June 28, 2012, 11:45:12 PM

Is Human Pride Like A Woman's Panty?

Di ni applicable ni Bugsay, kay wiwi master to...

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 08:22:08 AM
at half-mast?

Kay patay diay ang kaharap?

Di kaha patay nang gihimugso...

Kini maoy payter nga brain food. Tan-awa ang cholesterol count!

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 08:17:08 AM

50,000 posts, and counting!

congratulations!

Thanks for the sparks, Ms. Isle. Molugwa man pud atong matag tiki ani...

Quote from: chicogon on June 30, 2012, 02:02:15 PM
Hubaga Nimo Nong Oy!!! 

Hala bahug, doy, bahalag mangabuthan!

Quote from: islander on June 30, 2012, 08:17:08 AM
what hubag must have gone through, all for the love of tubagbohol!  (pasmo, insomnia, etc.)

Apila palihog ang single blessedness...

Quote from: islander on June 29, 2012, 10:02:50 PM
hehe, sure hinoon ko nga di ka chickboy, man ya kis dear.

Hmm, mao ba? In your case, sure ko nga ikaw ni...

He he... 

Prince Randian or Prince Rardion (ca. 1871 â€" December 19, 1934), also known as The Snake Man, The Living Torso, The Human Caterpillar and a variety of other names was a famous limbless sideshow performer of the early 1900s, best known for his ability to roll cigarettes with his lips. He was reportedly brought to the United States by P.T. Barnum in 1889 and was a popular carnival and circus attraction for 45 years. --Wiki

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Pgw_nUlMw#


                     

Quote from: islander on June 29, 2012, 09:42:04 PM
hubag, golden girl na man ka hapit uy.

Hala, naa man diay koy stalker, er, secret admirer...

He he, all this time, ang iyang motto kay "ang babae dapat nilalawayan, hindi pinapalaway"...

Paresan dayon og ice cream with matching dish...

Quote from: islander on June 27, 2012, 11:51:51 AM
ing-ani unta ko ka-sexy.  macho jamo.  badibildir ang kanahan, klaro pa gyod nga ang gikaon puso ug saging.

...plus kinilaw nga bolinaw ug corn tree fruit...

Hmm, mapukaw man pud ani ang akong damgo nga maminyo pa...

Bwahaha! Brayt bungotona!

No matter how strong a girl is, she has a weak point. And sometimes, all she needs is something strong there. --Botoy

Nahimut-okan tawon si Bay Bugsay...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVRhRzE_AkQ#ws


Another one bites the guts...

Quote from: chicogon on June 26, 2012, 12:28:43 PM
Tsk tsk tsk maoy akog under surveillance diay ko... 

IUS diay. Ikaw Under Surveillance...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGrTFXzjjjM#ws

Quote from: islander on June 26, 2012, 09:13:00 AM
ang twin galing sa iyang avatar; kanang gitawag ug IUD.

IUD? Inday's Underwear Destroyer?

Quote from: chicogon on June 29, 2012, 06:24:23 AM
Daghan na dire... ako mga silingan (I mean, kanang tinuod jud)   

Hmm, wa pa ba tawon diay sila mapuo? 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on June 29, 2012, 12:33:04 AM
naa diay pud crocodile nga buotan.

Buotan tanan gawas sa giingon ni Bugsay nga nanambok sa pork barrel...

Garden and decor all in one... 

Hmm, mao galing ni ang kalaki ni Sir FD...

Quote from: islander on June 27, 2012, 11:48:23 AM
4.  you were right about one thing; women gossip inside the restroom.  once, i heard some women talk about me.  you bet i enjoyed their facial expressions when i went out a cubicle and stared them down.  thanks, i heard everything, i said.  never had i felt so victorious.

Hmm, somehow this answers the question, Why do women love to eavesdrop?

Revelation 19:20, 20:10, 14, 15


Hell is described in only a few spots throughout the Bible as a place of fire, and all these descriptions are in the New Testament except for allegorical stories like Shadrach, Meshech, and Abednego in the fiery furnace. In God’s Revelation to John, the final end of the world is depicted as a war between good and evil. The good are not Christians. Christians are raptured to Heaven before the Great Tribulation begins, sparing them the horrors that ensue.

Instead, the good who remain are those who convert to the Christian faith and die as martyrs at the hands of the Antichrist, also called the beast. He is assisted by another beast, called the False Prophet, the antithesis of the Holy Spirit. They are both controlled by Satan. They first come to power by masterful diplomacy, making the whole love them and unite behind them in the name of peace, but then, after three and a half years, the Antichrist shows his true colors, taking over the whole world, something no one has ever achieved, not Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, or Hitler.

In the end, an actual battle will take place at Har-Megiddo, in northern Israel. This place name was Hellenized as Armageddon.

The Beast will lead all the world’s armies against Jesus himself, who will ride on a white horse at the head of an army in the sky of all the Christians in history. Jesus will speak the truth, and the truth will destroy everyone below. Then the Beast and the False Prophet will be “thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur.” This means that they do not die first and then go to Hell; they are thrown into Hell still alive. John is clear that the rest of the people simply die by the truth of Jesus, and are then devoured by all the birds of the air. Satan is bound in chains by a mighty angel, ostensibly Michael, and thrown into the Abyss for 1,000 years. This is not the lake of fire. The Abyss may be another word for Hell, or it may be the same Abyss out of which come the locusts of #6.

This is interesting: all those killed at Armageddon go to Hell, but not the lake of fire. This means there must be more to Hell than a single lake of fire. After the 1,000 years are over, Satan is released, having refused to change his ways. He once again leads all the world astray against God’s holy people in the city he loves, and God rains down fire from Heaven and destroys them. Then Satan is thrown in to the lake of fire where he, the Beast, and the False Prophet burn forever in eternal torture. This is the second death.

Then God makes his final judgment for or against everyone who has ever lived. Some go to Heaven, now called the New Jerusalem, with streets paved in solid gold, twelve gates made of single pearls, twelve precious-stone foundations for the 1,400-mile high, 200-foot thick walls. The rest are thrown into the lake of fire with the Unholy Trinity, and there all the impenitent sinners burn for eternity. God saves the worst for last: this is the absolute culmination of all the “hellfire and brimstone,” “the wrath of God,” throughout the Bible.

Quote from: bugsay on June 28, 2012, 11:11:05 PM
basin tang-an na'g dinawat ug "ander da tibol"?

Napangag na galing, pero pausapa...

Quote from: islander on June 29, 2012, 10:36:43 AM
in the end, he chose to urinate from his perch.

Nakakita uroy dayon sa tumoy, ay...

Abi kay opposite sa constipation iyang problema...

                                         

Ni Rey Pasaporte (Banat) Updated June 29, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Naguhay-guhay na ang lawas sa bata nga bag-o pang natawo human gipang-it sa iro ang sako nga gisudlan niini nga gituohang tulo ngadto na sa upat ka adlaw nga gilabay diha sa bungtod luyo sa barangay hall sa barangay Lo-ay siyudad sa Toledo kagahapon sa buntag.

Dili na maklaro kun lalaki o babaye ba ang maong puya sanglit naguhay-guhay na man ang lawas niini tungod sa pagpaak sa mga iro.

Si SPO4 Carmelito Hornales sa Toledo City Police Station nga nahinabi sa Banat News sa telepono kagahapon sa hapon nagkanayon nga usa ka Ruffa Alicaba nga residente sa maong lugar maoy nakakita sa iro nga nagkitkit sa sako.

Sa kakuryoso niini gisusi niya kini ug nakurat nalang siyang batang bag-o pang natawo ang sulod niini hinungdan nga mitawag siya sa mga awtoridad.

Si Supt. Henry Biñas, hepe sa Toledo City Police Station uban sa iyang mga sakop daling miresponde sa maong lugar ug ilang nasuta nga gawas sa bata, diha usab sa sulod sa sako ang usa ka habol, short pants, plastic bag nga gituohang maoy giputos sa bata.

Si Dr. Hermes Labrador ang medico-legal officer diha sa dakbayan sa Toledo mitug-an sa kapulisan nga gibanabanang usa ngadto sa duha ka adlaw pa ang maong puya dihang kini namatay apan upat na ka adlaw una kini napalgan.

Ang kapulisan sa Toledo padayong nihimo sa ilang imbestigasyon aron mailhan ang responsable sa paglabay sa maong bata. (/EIM) (BANAT NEWS)

Quote from: bugsay on June 29, 2012, 07:31:39 PM
ay way hinungdan nga picture nahimong memorable tungod sa lubot

Bwahaha! Ang lubot maoy nakanindot sa over-all design sa picture!

Quote from: islander on June 29, 2012, 10:14:07 AM
pilay pad sa unggoy sa sunod mahalinan na pod kag hiniktan.

Basta di lang hiniktan nga itlog...

Oops, sowee po sa OT... 

Naay gahupohupo sa luyo sa shrubs...

Quote from: bugsay on June 29, 2012, 07:25:39 PM
antigo na jamo tungod sa tawag sa pangidaron?

He he, basin pud tungod sa panawagan sa edad-edaran...