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Quote from: chicogon on May 17, 2011, 11:40:05 AM
Pang facebook kaayo nga pose ni; pina kumbabit lang akoa.
Puli2x ta kuha Ms Isle 

hahaha!  sa tinuoray, ako ray mokuha sa imong hulagway sa ibabaw ani nga cannon.  tagak dayon ko ani nga wa pa mahiluna kay gikuyapan na sa kahadlok.  sureness ko nga di ni nako kaya.  angay ba kaha kong magmahay nganong di ko macaque...

meaning, kun mo-post sa tubag bohol, mogawas pod sa google ug yahoo?  say, people research on islander slippers, and animal abuse will come out?  ngilngiga diay sa?  kaingon nakog naay sudlan o enrolan o naa ba kahay salamangka usa makaapil sa google ug yahoo ...

Quote from: buwadsanga on May 17, 2011, 11:08:40 AM
para nako. dakong binuang ning imong suggestion Dong! uli dari, pujo usa ka mu suggest ug ingon ani! fack it man!

hahaha!  pasayloa lang ko nga nakatawa ko ani, ha?  wa man goy lipod-lipod.  muna-muna nakong pasakalye ug maningles, dia ra man diay ning diretso-diretso, mang-rock-rock ug way liko-liko.  na, di na lang gyod ta magpatuga ug atbang aning atong rocker kay manimaho gyod tang buwad nga sanga ani kun mahinaykan...      

daan pa lagi kong waffa koh!

tua na lagi.  naa ra bay koy nailhan nga sigeg pa-injection ug glutathione, mora na hinoon ug dalmatian iyang panit.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 17, 2011, 09:41:32 AM
Don't you two miss the monkeys...

how can we miss them when they're in tb most of the time?




ka-waffo, morag taga-tb!




manungtong pod unya ta aning cannon fr chic, ha?  unya ato dayong hangbayhangbayan si mamaque, mingawon gyod si lorenz ug ahat sa iyang babycakes.




si hubag ug si... take your pick, bugsay o lorenz?

Quote from: chicogon on May 17, 2011, 10:40:54 AM
Uban n'ya ko nimo Ms. Isle... magsakay ta ha, dili bagtas

di gyod ta magbagtas, fr chic, kay di man ta heroes.

A New Trend: Children Who Kill

    In April 1999, Littleton, Colorado, Eric Harris, 18, and Dylan Klebold, 17, brought guns and bombs into Columbine High School.  There, they killed a dozen of their fellow students and one teacher before killing themselves.   These youngsters had often spoken of mutilating animals, and Klebold enjoyed shooting woodpeckers.

    In Springfield, Oregon, in May 1998, Kip Kinkel, 15, walked into his high school cafeteria and opened fire, killing two classmates and wounding 22 others.  His parents were found later that day, shot to death in their home.  Kinkel had a long history of animal abuse and often bragged about torturing and killing animals.

    In October 1997, in Pearl, Mississippi, Luke Woodham, 16, stabbed to death his mother and then went on to his school, where he shot and killed two students and wounded 7 others.  He had earlier written in his journal of the "true beauty" of beating, torturing and killing his dog, Sparkle.

    In May 1999, in Conyers, Georgia, Anthony "T.J." Solomon went on a shooting rampage at Heritage high school, injuring 6 students.  His psychologist testified on his behalf that he was a troubled youth, and, "When he shot animals with guns, he loved to look into their eyes and watch them die and wonder what it was like on the other side."


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Quote from: chriswise on May 15, 2011, 02:21:00 PM
he,he,he,,toink

bow.  (bow-wow-wow diay.)

not without passing through the hands of aspo first...

and when you don't get married, you are a work in progress? 

Quote from: chicogon on May 15, 2011, 02:32:58 AM
Maaoy akog mao ni silay hingaon ug yobab ug askal 

Basin gusto silang mo monitor aron ilaon ang sobra, bwahahaha 

where i am, naay nakaistorya nako nga ang taga government-run animal shelter nga employees mismo ang nagbaligya ug iro sa mga insik ug ubang pinoy diri.  the price: 25 u.s. dollars per.  ilang buhaton, kadto intawong condemned dogs (unclaimed strays) di kaayo nila tiwasan ug injection (for humane killing); nagginhawa pa intawon ug mosiyagit pa inig ihaw.  ambot unsang klase ning mga tawhana nga labaw pa man ug ginhawa sa hayop.

ang nakaparat kay kaila nako tanang taga-animal shelter kay usa man ko sa mga regulars didto.  mao nga sa pag-ingon sa nagsumbong nako nga aron ko maka-witness kay every friday ang delivery patindogon ko sa usa ka lugar, gidili ko sa akong amiga nga lady american lawyer here.  siya na lang kuno ang bahala because i may end up defenseless against possible grudge attacks (batohon among balay o bunalan ug baseball bat among awto kay mao ra ba niy sakit sa mga tawo diri).

wa pa niy labot sa usa ka lugar diri nga naay mga pet crocodiles unya ilang pakan-on ug live puppies and kittens mao nga ang mga bata magpataka ug pamunit ug puppies and kittens kay himoon nilang basketball sa baba sa crocodile!  huhuhu.

nakapanaad gyod ko nga malas ang reputation aning lugara paghawa nako kay i will leave no stone unturned (aherm!) to give it the worst publicity.  tanan akong suwatan--- peta, aspac, wspa, hsus, all possible animal rights organizations worldwide kay mga isog ra ba ni sila, apilon pa nako ang atong kabataang barangay ug si barack obama kun magkalisod.  magpatudlo pa gyod ko unsaon pag-post sa internet nga maapil sa google.  i'm not that helpless, after all.     

aw, angayan man pod diay ni sila.  pareha kaangayan ni my friend lorenz.

hahaha!  arang ning istoryaha.  mag-unsa na lang kun "bayang magiliw" pay gitokar.

obviously this looks more developed than the falklands, bisag pareha ra sila nga tipik pero gi-maintain sa british tungod lang sa ilang imperialist pride.  i understand this is a sore spot between britain and spain?

ako pod, i hope to visit this place one day.  i would like to be able to tell myself that i've been to the pillar of hercules, and the food was good.  masiguro lang unta nako nga kun magkalisod sa traffic lights, naa ko sa eroplano, wa sa awto.

thanks for this post, fr chic.   

goodness gracious!  ayaw lang intawon iapil ang mga iring ug kahayupan aning lubong sa atong beloved marcos.  mainsulto intawon ang mga hayop.

cat 1 (hubag):  i smell a rat.

cat 2 (lorenz):  correction.  a rat is a rattus norvegicus, which in my medical studies with dr. alberto aynstayn was discovered to be needing a synergistic approach in their relationship with humans that involve anticoagulants, metal phosphides, and hypercalcemia on one hand and the singing of michael jackson's "ben" on the other.

cat 1 (hubag):  i still smell a rat, this time it's a human rat.

cat 2 (lorenz):  truly, i say unto you, "If the whole body were an eye, where would the sense of hearing be?  If the whole body were an ear, where would the sense of smell be?" (1Corinthians 12:17)

addendum (kay nanglagot man gyod pag-ayo si sor isle)...

nun 5 (singing):  this sor eyes be unto you, girl-boy nga may tumoy.   

maayo gani akong midnight snack ensaimada.  goodnight.  i'll come back to this temptation tomorrow.  zzzzzzzzzz... 

Quote from: david on May 16, 2011, 11:28:38 PM
unsa man pod ang lami sa pan burikat mao mao ra ba nang lamia sa pan  mamasang

mao man kuno ni ang pan burikat nga tawgon pod kuno ug regla... ambot ba ning creativity ug cebuano uy, hehe, di man pareha ni bol-anon nga cebuano.  morag ikaw ra man tingali, sir david,  ang makatubag kun unsay lami sa pan mamasang. 

mora-mora ang pig (or fig) pie sa cebu ug ingon ani.  mas arte lang nig presentation ug tininuod pa gyod nga figs ang filling.  lighter ang color sa filling sa pig (or fig) pie, cebu sari-sari store version. 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 10:55:56 PM
dia ra oh..atot matempted man pod ta huh :-(

sakto tuod, kirst.  nahinumdom na ko aning bahugbahub sa cebu, morag pudding nga binarato, strawberry colored, duol-duol ug pan burikat ang kolor, hehe.  ang pig pie di puwa, natural color ra kintahay, ug mas tam-is kay sa bahugbahug.

naa pa gyoy labaw sa two-faced individuals--- ang two-headed ones.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 10:32:04 PM
Basin ang sakto, pig fie?

mahinumdom man sad ta ani sa karaang sine ni dolphy nga 'facifica falayfay'.

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 10:32:05 PM
recycled nga bahaw sopas? Bahog² baya na ngan pod..

di ba to makahingo ang bahogbahog pero ang pig pie homokon sa taliwa?  ambot ba kahag sakto ba akong memory ani.  aw, aron way komplikasyon ug di ta ma-infected, salbaro na lang imbis babycakes kaha... and you two have become someone's mooncakes.

yes, the temptation to believe the critics is always there, if we care to admit it.  in our lucid moments, when pride goes out the window and there's no one looking, we take out our reserves of humility and say, "could i have gone wrong in this?"

does it mean then that it also takes real courage to go on with what you may have admitted is already wrong and your critics were right after all?

naunsa na man mong duha kong babycakes, mamon, torta, kinatloan, tajada, binangkal?

OT:  sa cebu kay pig pie lagi ang ngan anang sopas nga recycled bitaw pero lami.  sa cavite kay fig fie.  libog akong kutaw.

da, tagbaw lagi koh.  once more, with feeling...


War Zone between your legs.

What Dreams May Come between your legs.

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory between your legs.

Wool 100% between your legs.

Yesterday Was a Lie between your legs.


bonus:  Gabi Na, Maruja between your legs.

The Doom Generation between your legs.

The Drifting Classroom between your legs.

Drowning by Numbers between your legs.

Fantastic Planet between your legs.

Forbidden Zone between your legs.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs between your legs.

Color of Pomegranates between your legs.

Conspirators of Pleasure between your legs.

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover between your legs.

Dead Leaves between your legs.

A Boy and His Dog between your legs.

Brain Dead between your legs.

The Cars That Ate Paris between your legs.

Chingsao the Clown between your legs.

Clean, Shaven between your legs.

Bad Taste between your legs.

Beauty and the Beast between your legs.

Black Cat, White Cat between your legs.

Blood Tea and Red Strings between your legs.

The Bothersome Man between your legs.

pakyaway na lang ta, way mosleyhay, hehehe.


2001: A Space Odyssey between your legs.

The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T between your legs.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension between your legs.

The Atrocity Exhibition between your legs.

Audition between your legs.

The Seven Faces of Dr. Lao between your legs.

At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul between your legs.

Even Dwarves Started Small between your legs. 

Eyes Wide Shut between your legs.

Freaked between your legs.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 08, 2011, 05:20:49 PM
Bugan ang paakon kon baje kay malanag ang tungaw kon mahisum-ok sa sentrong dapit...

dapit sa baye kun makalanag pa nganong di man lagi molikay ang itlog?

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 08:57:29 PM
Aw inig andar adto kaVoang pod mog sugnod ky dli ra ba to maluto..hehehe

gapaabot bitaw ko sa imong sistah nga si scarbzy migs aron duha na mong alegre; bisag unzaog lata kay himoong zinigang crispy pata gihapon ang gawaz, mora pod ug ang manag-igzu nga hubag ug bugsay ug ang atong resident confessor nga ginganlan ug fr chic.

no, please, no more marcos at the national helm.  no more family, inc. in our political life.  our country's second macapagal was a disaster.  how many macapagals (i.e., and arroyos) are in elective offices now?  meanwhile, three of the four remaining marcoses of ferdinand are holding elective positions too.  we must be a nation not only with a short memory but also a knack for political masochism.   

let's face it, oftentimes in our political culture politicians win elections because they have the money to run a political machinery and not because they are fit.  if it were otherwise, randy david would be in congress and not gloria.  bongbong for president?  just the thought of it makes me lose hope for our country.

OT: by the way, was the second bush of the u.s. any better than the first?

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 10, 2011, 01:43:34 PM
He must be popular in Illocos Norte, Nong, since he won the plebiscite of the people and elected Senator of the Republic.

If he was not, he would have lost the election. Diba?

just curious; what plebiscite was this?  i must be missing something because i never heard of a plebiscite for bongbong marcos or any person in the ilocos. 

The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1,460 a year or a total of 88,000 by the age of 60.  And the most common lie is: "I'm fine."

--Adapted

The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

--Unknown

natural gyod na nga tutokan, bisan kinsa na man lang.  ing-ani man god iyang hitsura kun mag-atubang...

bitaw, unsay pagtoo, bol-anon ray kamao maghelmet sa cebu?

naa bitaw kunoy bol-anon nagmotorcycle sa cebu sa una, gidakop mag pulis kay wa maghelmet.  sunod niyang adto, naghelmet na siya.  gidakop gihapon kya naglakawlakaw ra man sa colon st. wa magmotorcycle.  maayo untag nagdrive na lang unta siyag sakyanan nga upat ang ligid.  may puruhan pang mahimo siyang mayor. 

sige, katawa lang.  naghelmet man gani si darth vader nga powers kaayo, si mayor pa ba kaha...

A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.

--William Blake

20 Weird Superstitions

According to the dictionary, Superstition is an irrational belief arising from ignorance or fear. There are superstitions for almost all aspects of our daily lives and most have unknown origins. Sometimes they are logical (for example, don’t walk under a ladder) but most of the time they are ridiculous. Some people can become controlled by their superstitions (such as the fear of walking on cracks) which is very unhealthy. Here is a list of 20 weird superstitions.

1. A bird in the house is a sign of a death
2. A loaf of bread should never be turned upside down after a slice has been cut from it.
3. Never take a broom along when you move. Throw it out and buy a new one.
4. If the first butterfly you see in the year is white, you will have good luck all year.
5. If a black cat walks towards you, it brings good fortune, but if it walks away, it takes the good luck with it.



6. An acorn at the window will keep lightning out
7. A dog howling at night when someone in the house is sick is a bad omen.
8. It’s bad luck to leave a house through a different door than the one used to come into it.
9. A horseshoe hung in the bedroom will keep nightmares away.
10. If you catch a falling leaf on the first day of autumn you will not catch a cold all winter.

11. If a mirror in the house falls and breaks by itself, someone in the house will die soon.
12. Dropping an umbrella on the floor means that there will be a murder in the house.
13. All windows should be opened at the moment of death so that the soul can leave.
14. If the groom drops the wedding band during the ceremony, the marriage is doomed.
15. To dream of a lizard is a sign that you have a secret enemy.

16. If a friend gives you a knife, you should give him a coin, or your friendship will soon be broken.
17. You should never start a trip on Friday or you will meet misfortune.
18. Dream of running: a sign of a big change in your life.
19. If a clock which has not been working suddenly chimes, there will be a death in the family.
20. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same match.


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indeed we lose nothing if we believe.  besides, we're not alone, jorgeanna.  it looks like every culture has its own superstitions.  the irish, who are said to be one of the most superstitious people, have the following: 
 
When a hare crosses your path before sunrise, you'll have bad luck upon you for weeks.

When you meet a red head man and then meet a woman wearing a red coat in the morning, you will be cursed with bad luck.

When a chair falls exactly in sync with a person rising from the ground, everyone who witnessed it will be cursed with bad luck for the day.

It is bad luck to accept a lock of hair from your lover.

It is bad luck to give away water before you have breakfast.

Quote from: bugsay on May 15, 2011, 07:09:36 PM
kani lang, maam isles...

kakujaw.  abi ba nakog furniture design lang imong expertise, sir bugsay.  unya kini, pagdokdok sa keys, unsa man nga tv channel ang mogawas sa monitor?  tingalig imong gitiwasan pod ni nga design kay pagdokdok sa xyz combination, ang ga-type mo-eject sa iyang bugsay-designed chair?

hahaha!  ahat lagi kag nabudlat ug balik sa logic nga wayok ni curse 10.

Quote from: chicogon on May 15, 2011, 12:14:12 AM
If I may add... as # 15

15. MTB = Mga Tigbantay ug Mananap sa Bohol  (daghang animal enthusiasts deri)

hinaot unta nga ang ilang mga kontra bisag tawo di mananap ilang tinan-awan. 

tan-awa ra god nang nos. 12 and 13 nga committee members; makalibog ang ngan.  tiaw bay swine practitioners ug canine practitioners.  naay medical practitioners ug legal practitioners nga klaro unsay gi-praktis.  unsa man tawon ni sila?  mopraktis ug baboy ug iro?

na,  mo to-go na ning mananapa nga swerte kay way nagbantay.  goodnight usa ko, fr chic.  goodnight tb netizens!  over and out.

but why is it called a curse?  other families have worse tragedies, but they were never labeled as cursed.

no prob, fr chic.  cut and paste ra.  naundang lang kog enter for a while kay nanghugas pa kog plato ug nanglimpyo sa litter boxes sa among mga iring.  tulo ra ba ni sila ka kuwarto...

SECTION 9: All laws, acts, decrees, executive orders, rules and regulations inconsistent with the provisions of this Act are prelude or modified accordingly.

SECTION 10: This act shall take effect fifteen (15) days after its publication in at least two (2) newspapers of general circulation.

 
Approved:
 
(SGD) JOSE DE VENECIA, JR.
Speaker of the House of Representatives

(SGD) NEPTALI GONZALES 
President of the Senate
 

This Act, which is a consolidation of the Senate Bill No. 2120 and House Bill No. 9274, was finally passed by the Senate and the House of Representatives on February 3, 1998 and February 2, 1998 respectively.
 
(SGD) ROBERTO P. NAZARENO
Secretary General
House of Representatives

(SGD) HEZEL P. GACUTAN
Secretary of the Senate
 

Approved: Feb. 11, 1998

Punishment for violations against The Animal Welfare Act of 1998---

SECTION 7: It shall be the duty of every person to protect the natural habitat of the wildlife.  The destruction of said habitat shall be considered as a form of cruelty to animals and its preservation is a way of protecting the animals.

SECTION 8: Any person who violates any of the provisions of this Act shall, upon conviction by final judgement, be punished by imprisonment of not less than six (6) months nor more than (2) years or a fine of not less than One Thousand Pesos (P1,000.00) or both at the discretion of the Court.  If the violation is committed by a juridical person, the officer responsible thereof shall serve the imprisonment when imposed.  If the violation is committed by an alien, he o she shall be immediately deported after the service of sentence without any further proceedings.

Re the killing, slaughter, torture, neglect, maltreatment of animals, The Animal Welfare Act of 1998---

SECTION 6: It shall be unlawful for any person to torture any animal, or to neglect to provide adequate care, sustenance or shelter, or maltreat any animal or to subject any dog or horse to dogfights or horsefights, kill or cause or produce to be tortured or deprived of adequate care sustenance or shelter, or maltreat or use the same in research or experiments not expressly authorized by the Committee on Animal Welfare.

The killing of any animal other than cattle, pigs, goats, sheep, poultry, rabbits, carabaos, horses, deer and crocodiles is likewise hereby declared unlawful except in the following instances:

1.   When it is done as part of the religious rituals of an established religion or sect or a ritual by tribal or ethnic custom of indigenous cultural communities.  However, leaders shall keep records in cooperation with the Committee on Animal Welfare;

2.   When the pet animal is afflicted with an incurable communicable disease/s determined and certified by a duly licensed veterinarian;

3.   When the killing is deemed necessary to put an end to the misery suffered by the animal as determined and certified by a duly licensed veterinarian;

4.   When it is done to prevent an imminent danger to the life or limb of a human being;

5.   When done for the purpose of animal population control;

6.   When the animal is killed after it has been used in authorized research or experiments; and

7.   Any other ground analogous to the foregoing as determined and certified by a licensed veterinarian.

In all the above mentioned cases, including those of cattle, pigs, goats, sheep, poultry, rabbits, carabaos, horses, deer and crocodiles, the killing of the animals shall be done through humane procedure at all times.

For this purpose, humane procedures shall mean the use of the most scientific methods available as may be determined and approved by the committee.

Only those procedures approved by the Committee shall be used in the killing of animals.

SECTION 5: There is hereby created a Committee on Animal Welfare attached to the Department of Agriculture which shall, subject to the approval of the Secretary of the Department of Agriculture, issue the necessary rules and regulations for the strict implementation of the provisions of this Act, including the setting of safety and sanitary standards within thirty (30) calendar days following its approval. Such guidelines shall be reviewed by the Committee every three (3) years from its implementation or whenever necessary.

The Committee shall be composed of the official representatives of the following:

1.   The Department of Interior and Local Government (DILG);
2.   Department of Education, Culture and Sports (DECS);
3.   Bureau of Animal Industry (BAI) of the Department of Agriculture (DA);
4.   Protected Areas and Wildlife Bureau (PAWB) of the Department of Environment and Natural Resources (DENR);
5.   National Meat Inspection Commission (NMIC) of the DA;
6.   Agriculture Training Institute (ATI) of the DA;
7.   Philippine Veterinary Medical Association (PVMA);
8.   Veterinary Practitioners Association of the Philippines (VPAP);
9.   Philippine Animal Hospital Association (PAHA);
10.   Philippine Animal Welfare Society (PAWS);
11.   Philippine Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (PSPCA);
12.   Philippine Society of Swine Practitioners (PSSP);
13.   Philippine College of Canine Practitioners (PCCP); and
14.   Philippine Society of Animal Science (PSAS)

The Committee shall be chaired by a representative coming from the private sector and shall have two (2) vice-chairpersons composed of the representative of the BAI and another from the private sector.

The Committee shall meet quarterly or as often as the need arises. The Committee members shall not receive any compensation but may receive reasonable honoria from time to time.

Re transport of animals, The Animal Welfare Act of 1998---

SECTON 4: It shall be the duty of any owner or operator of any land, air or water public utility transporting pets, wildlife, and all other animals to provide in all cases adequate, clean and sanitary facilities for the safe conveyance and delivery thereof to their consignee at the place of consignment.  They shall provide sufficient food and water for such animals while in transit for more than twelve (12) hours or whenever necessary.

No public utility shall transport any such animal without a written permit from the Director of the Bureau of Animal Industry.  Cruelty in transporting includes overcrowding, placing of animals in the trunks or under the hood trunks of the vehicles.

THE ANIMAL WELFARE ACT OF 1998, continued


SECTION 3 : The Director of the Bureau of Animal Industry shall supervise and regulate the establishment, operation and maintenance of pet shops, kennels, veterinary clinics, veterinary hospitals, stockyards, corrals, stud farms and zoos, and any other form of structure for the confinement of animals where they are bred, treated, maintained, or kept either for sale or trade or for training purposes as well as the transport of such animals in any form of public or private transportation facility in order to provide maximum comfort while in transit and minimize, if not totally eradicate, incidence of sickness and death and prevent any cruelty from being inflicted upon the animals.

The Director may call upon any government agency for assistance consistent with its powers, duties, and responsibilities for the purpose of ensuring the effective and efficient implementation of this Act and the rules and regulations promulgated thereunder.

It shall be the duty of the government agency to assist said Director when called upon for assistance using any available fund in its budget for the purpose.

bawal man gyod ni sa ato except for certain circumstances, which are specified in this animal welfare act.

so far, lenient pa ang mga silot sa ato, di pareha sa u.s.a.  but we're improving, thanks to paws (philippine animal welfare society).   

SECTION 2: No person, association, partnership, corporation, cooperative, or any government agency or instrumentality including slaughterhouses shall establish, maintain and operate any pet shop, kennel, veterinary clinic, veterinary hospital, stockyard, corral, stud farm or stock farm or zoo for the breeding, treatment, sale or trading, or training of animals without first securing from the Bureau of Animal Industry a certificate of registration thereof.

The certificate shall be issued upon proof that the facilities of such establishment for animals are adequate, clean and sanitary and will not be used for, nor cause pain and/or suffering to the animals. The certificate shall be valid for a period of (1) year unless earlier cancelled for just cause before the expiration of its item by the Director of the Bureau of Animal Industry and may be renewed from year to year upon compliance with the conditions imposed hereunder. The Bureau shall charge reasonable fees for the issuance or reward of such certificate.

The condition that such facilities be adequate, clean and sanitary and that they will not be used for, nor cause pain and/or suffering to the animals is a continuing requirement for the operation of these establishments. The Bureau may revoke or cancel such certificate or registration for failure to observe these conditions and other just causes.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representative of the Philippines in Congress Assembled:

SECTION 1: It is the purpose of this Act to protect and promote the welfare of all animals in the Philippines by supervising and regulating the establishment and operation of all facilities utilized for breeding, maintaining, keeping, treating, or training of all animals either as objects of trade or as household pets. For purpose of this Act, pet animals shall include birds.

a rogue gallery of the arrested and jailed for animal cruelty (specifically kicking and beating puppies):




the victims:

si hubag ba ni?  (ang tawo, dili ang iring.)

lantay imo, kang bugsay unlan?  i like you both! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 14, 2011, 05:15:41 PM

Hmm, not me. I was born in Bohol but I was raised in Manila. Baka si Pareng Bugsay at si Padre Chic ang good references na sinabi mo...

Quote from: bugsay on May 14, 2011, 06:47:15 PM

natawo ko sa Bohol, nidako sa Cebu...ug dia nanimpad sa China...

ayayay, puro nagponsyo pilato ang mga sukig tilapia ay... tumatagalog pa ang isa; ano kamo?  kumusta ang kalagayan?  morag si fr chic na lay inyong paalsahon sa krus ani da.

Quote from: bugsay on May 14, 2011, 07:00:47 PM
...gigamit diay sa kanahan ang iyang pagka eksperto sa kabuang?...tsk tsk tsk..

..unsay atong mabuhat ani bai Hubs?...

balik mo sa typewriter.  likay mo sa computer.

i see.  and does cyber human trafficking involve pornography only?

barato ba inyong 4-piece adidas para sa iro?  mahal man god kaayo ni didto sa veterinary shop sa banilad sa cebu...

Quote from: statesville on May 14, 2011, 07:46:46 AM
..he love his wife very much that he cannot wait to get home and grope his own wife, mao na hinoon..

kakujaw, hehe.  di ba kaha mamunal ug barbell ning bodybuildera kun lab sad kaayo siya sa iyang asawa mao nga di kahuwat nga mauli ang bana magpa-grope na lang hinoon sa uban?

unsa man poy makuha nga kaayohan sa pilipinas kun ilubong si marcos sa libingan ng mga bayani. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 14, 2011, 08:32:45 AM

"This is our culture," he says. "It is part of us. And we have been practicing it, and we accept that these girls should be beaded, and sometimes the girls just get pregnant."

Kulea calls that a bad cultural practice.

"For any change that comes by, we have to have a start," she says. "And this is the start."

fine, but any culture that takes advantage of the weak and endangers them is worth changing.  cannibalism was part of the culture of some people before.  so was sati for indian widows.  and footbinding for chinese women.  and not taking a bath by the englishmen in olden times...

daghan diay ug red beads ang unlan ni bugsay? 

binangkal ray ako; may character pa.  kun magkalisod, mantinir na lang kog dinumogan sa sevilla.  

wa lagi ko kasabot nganong human trafficking man ang charge ani nga cybersex man kaha... in other words, wa maipo ang mga girls sa cagayan de oro city.  gawas ug di ni sila mga pinay unya gi-traffic in from abroad, o tawgon ug human trafficking kadtong gikan sa laing probinsya nga nahiadto sa laing lugar sama sa cagayan de oro. 

bitaw, simple ra ang akong sabot ug human trafficking; limited to transporting someone from one place to another either forcefully or with false promises.  got to read about it some more.

it's a mad man's world.  wa lagiy hisgot kun secret of long life is having just one husband.

nauwaw sa pagkaagresibo sa baye.

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 11, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
correction. tilapia can thrive in both freshwater, as well as salt water environment. they are even known to thrive in brackish environment. there are rivers in valencia (panangatan river) that ultimately drains to the sea. lolo would fish in the sea as well as go fishing in the river sa una.

i stand corrected (along with my naughty finger).

now i know that there is more than one species of tilapia.  thanks.  i now know too that, through you, bisayas (and bol-anons for that matter) are beginning to take to tilapia, if that indeed be the case.  this fish is more popular with those from luzon and us bisayas had to develop a taste for it.  that's why i found it exotic that it can be had that easily along with other species of fish in valencia in the past, according to your story.

during a training on livelihood self-help in the old days, one of the participants told us (the training team) this:  "ma'am, ang tilapia sa amin ay hindi kinakain; hinihipo lang." 

trust me to laugh out loud at that statement.  the rest of the team who were tagalogs wondered what it was i was laughing about.  if you yourself are wondering why, i believe hubag, bugsay and fr chic are good references.     

by the way, no salute to your bad manners, dear corrector.  to start a post with the word "correction" (more than once) is arrogant and gross.  what are you, a typewriter whiteout?   

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 13, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
hehe, di man ko politico, ikaw lang ang field marshal sa army, ug captain sa mga charing brigade ha?

bwahahaha!

i'd more than welcome that position, as long as you're the first draftee.  wow!  cute, dangs.

checkmate!

Here's the reply PAWS got for the above

Response from UP College of Science Dean RE: Joseph Candare


From: Caesar Saloma
Subject: From Caesar Saloma/20 April 2009/Mr Candare
Date: Monday, 20 April, 2009, 6:56 PM
20 April 2009

Ms. Nita Hontiveros-Lichauco
President
The Philippine Animal Welfare Society, Inc
New Manila, Quezon City

Dear Ms. Hontiveros-Lichauco :

This is to acknowledge the receipt today of your letter dated 17 April 2009 concerning Mr Joseph Carlo Candare who made an entry in his blog that he killed a cat in a manner that is pathetic, appalling and worrisome.

The College of Science (CS) does not tolerate the cruel treatment of animals by any of its scientist, researchers and students. Mr Candare is a BS Applied Physics student of the National Institute of Physics (NIP) which is one of the eleven constituent units of CS (www.science. upd.edu.ph).

I will ask the NIP Director, Dr Arnel Salvador to meet with Mr Candare and to demand an explanation about the acts that he mentioned in his blog. The NIP will make a recommendation to my office about the possible action(s) that can be taken against Mr Candare according to existing University rules and regulations.

I assure you that the Office of the CS Dean will handle your serious concern promptly.

Maraming salamat po.

Sincerely yours,
Caesar Saloma
â€"
Caesar Saloma, PhD
Professor, National Institute of Physics
Dean, College of Science
University of the Philippines
Diliman, Quezon City 1101, Philippines


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we are still far from recognizing animal rights and welfare wholly as a nation, but it looks like we're slowly getting there with small positive steps.  but this one here is one giant leap for animalkind.

another one bites the dust; yipeeee! 

yes, he should be counseled about empathy and respect for life in whatever form.  at the shelter, he may just realize that all that cats and dogs need is affection from the more powerful humans.

no, i don't hope that the lesson he learns from this is to stop blogging.

tb dokdokers?  hubag bohol? 

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 13, 2011, 12:52:09 PM
I believe that Malacanang needs a change. Bohol Island Province produced one fine Philippine President -- Carlos P. Garcia.

I think its time for another Boholano to take the reigns of the Philippines.

Let's Go! Chatto!

as long as you are the vice-president and i take over the throne of great britain...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2011, 07:59:35 PM
He he, unsa man diay imong kasinatian bahin ani, Bay Bugs?

duda ko nga mas nasinati ni bugs di ang marital status kundi ang toilet paper nga made in china.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2011, 09:30:51 AM
Kansi ko ani kay di man ko tumitindok sa maong dapit. Gawas pa, malagmit mopabor si Bay Bugs sa iyang kababs...

ay lab my own diay na si bugsay?  sagdi, anang panahona na gyod siya maantimano sa akong flying luwag nga inubanan ni flying segbin, hihihi.  aning kalibotana, di ta angay magsalig sa atong naandang weapon of mass destruction.  dako tuod ang bugsay kay sa luwag, pero nagtangag man akong luwag ug segbin, hikhikhik.

Quote from: chicogon on May 13, 2011, 09:25:19 AM
Sige ko maka pesos sa akong lola who always reminder her 54 grandchildren nga pro-Marcos jud kuno siya and that we, too, should follow suit. Only a few of my tiyo listened to what I had to say. Mga taga simbahan kuno puros mga rebelde, they used to say.  

my understanding then, as now, is that it is because often as not when it comes to social inequities, church people are more exposed and more aware and understandably more empathetic.  

apilon lang gihapon nako si kristo, puslan man nga gihisgotan ni 00segbin (sorry, hubs).  in his time, according to some, he was the number one rebel, albeit a peaceful one.

Quote from: chicogon on May 13, 2011, 01:41:31 AM
Kinis Dong Bran ug si Nong Hubs maoy angay tgaboon sa halalan sa Balingsya, bwahahaha   

Si Bay Bugs poy HOST ani 

mabunalan gyod ning duha ug bugsay, hahaha!  pansakan pa gyod ug laming ginamos ang mga baba, payts na.

Quote from: chicogon on May 13, 2011, 12:58:13 AM
Nakahuman ra jod kog basa sa tanan dani... dili nako ma INC ani. Refreshed na ako "curse" ni Ka Ferdi. Lingaw jud nuon kog binasa sa binatbatay nila WN ug Ms Isle. Angay ni sila tagbuon sa sunod halalan 

morag wa koy kontra kun molansar kog presidente sa dajong ani da...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2011, 07:59:37 AM
Aw, kon ang imong pamilya morag bulig nga gabitay sa punoan sa saging, pwede kaayo...

hehe, abi ba nakog ang mga laki sa imong pamilya ang daghang gipamitay na lang ang ilaha sa punoan sa saging aron di maluyat...

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 13, 2011, 03:22:21 AM
My father used to tell me of the projects that Marcos implemented in Bohol. For the first time kono, Bohol had electricity , prior to Marcos it was not so, after Marcos it was. The infrastructural projects during Marcos' time spearheaded the development of Bohol Province. A good friend of our family-- the former Gov. Chatto and Torralba used to talk to my paternal grandfather about the situations in Bohol. At the time these said men were supporters of Marcos.

There were some positives he gave to the province as well as negatives.

does it mean that bohol had no electricity prior to 1965, when marcos first ran for president?

ang pinakalaming bol-anon ay taga sa balingsya.  (usa na koh!  aslom-aslom, parat-parat, pait-pait, tam-is-tam-is, y'know.  kiamoy ang gawas nato ani; ambot lang kaha si bugsay kun moangkon ba ani...)   

unsa may inyong gihisgotan tawon, wa man ko ka-gets?  bahin bag ihaw ug baboy sa abattoir?

Behind Maria Shriver’s and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Split

by Ellen Delaney on May 12, 2011


Just days after announcing their split, it seems there may be a reconciliation in the future for Maria Shiver and ex California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

It appears that after Maria made it clear she was “miserable” in her marriage of 25 years and decided to leave, Arnold has gotten the message loud and clear.

Shriver has been conflicted over whether to divorce Schwarzenegger since 2009, but when her mother died, she stayed with him for support. In 2010, Shriver again decided to leave Arnold, but her father died, causing her again to call off the split. To make matters more difficult for her, since leaving him recently, Arnold has reportedly made some serious changes and is being more engaged in their marriage.

As TMZ reported previously, Schwarzenegger has virtually been an absentee husband and that Shriver is also tired of his multiple infidelities. A lawsuit filed against him in 2004 was later dismissed, but the actor-turned politician has also been accused of groping multiple female journalists and according to Radaronline, engaged in a seven-year affair with former actress Gigi Goyette.

However, now that Schwarzenegger knows his wife means business, he’s been working tirelessly to clean up his act. What speaks volumes of how he treats her, is that the couple’s four children have pressured her to leave him. Sources tell Tmz that Maria is emotionally “terrified” of Arnold â€" and that â€" coupled with her strong religious views, has made her “a shell of a woman.”

Schwarzenegger said in a statement: “I just talked to Maria an hour ago before I came here and we both were saying the same thing, we are amazed and extremely blessed to be surrounded by so many wonderful people.”

He continued, “We both love each other very much, we are very fortunate we have four extraordinary children and we’re taking it one day at a time.”


http://news.sportsinteraction.com/entertainment/

sad.

siaw ra pod ni si kamatayon...

maglisod gyod hinoon ko anig gamit as self-defense, fr chic.  kun mahutdan kog bala, i will lose precious time ug kinab-ot sa luyo, ang mahitabo hinoon ako na lang labayon ang kontra ug bala o kaha ako na lang hungitan.  kun mahutdan ug balang ilabay o ihungit pa gyod, na, iitsa na lang nako ang motor mismo.  wow!  morag sine ni schwarzenegger.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2011, 06:29:25 AM
Bwahaha! Kon usa ra ka pamilya ang mokaon, maabtan man pug kahinog o kaha kalata sa punoan!

wa may klaro nang imong manurya... abi nakog ako ray bulol dinhi.  unsa man, ang usa ra ka pamily ang iabot ug kahinog o kalata sa punoan?

usa diay tuod, welcome back, 00segbin.  guwapo lagi kag gisul-ob nga baby bra anang imong bag-ong avatar.