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Daghan pang wa maapil...

Kini sa Thailand, super-crispy...

Hmm, rat jerky... Kagumkom ang ulo ani...

Mas lamian ko sa maruya...

Kini, mas bata pa siya...

Atong paresan...

Quote from: islander on July 06, 2012, 11:21:02 PM
ayayay... naa gyod roy mahilangit, feeling seventh heaven kun di cloud nine.

Wa niya gamita ning unlana, limpyo ra kaayo...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on July 06, 2012, 09:06:43 PM

Unlan

Ah, single blessedness...

Malagmit dili gikan sa layo ang kriminal ani...

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 06, 2012, 06:34:59 PM
I got green!

Quote from: islander on July 06, 2012, 07:44:46 PM
what does green mean?

Aw, basta di lang dugo ang gihisgotan...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on July 06, 2012, 04:36:22 PM
Kidney transplant is very expensive, ranging from P1 million if you have a donor and P3 million or more if you have none, Dr. Mendoza said.

Hmm, bantog rang misiaw ang illegal kidney harvesting operations...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on July 06, 2012, 08:39:56 PM

Prayer

Hmm, inspiring caption indeed. Pero pwede pud ni buhatan og medyo hinanggaw nga caption. In which case, huwat tang Bay Bugsay...

Quote from: chicogon on July 07, 2012, 06:03:17 AM
Who loves jerky?

Hmm, jerky as in kusahos? Naay daghan diris TB. Naa puy who loves jerking off... 

Quote from: islander on July 06, 2012, 11:28:42 PM
no words were wiser since the time of cicero.

Hmm, ujon dajon ang kapila masajop...

Hmm, Bol-anon pandas?

Kini siya,pwede pud baya sa females...


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Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 10:45:11 PM
bangsi is flying fish, di ba?

Hmm, as in barungoy?

Quote from: Vistabel on July 06, 2012, 04:45:01 AM

He he, kinsa kaha ning iyang ka-duet...

Sa pangalan lang daan, kasaligan na...

Medyo THOR-pe ang dating sa nawong...

Joke time:

Duha ka Balingsyanhon nakahimamat og Dimyawnon. Gusto ni Balingsyanhon1 nga ilaron si Dimyawnon.
Balingsyanhon1: Bay Dimyawnon, pustaanay ta, kaming duha ni Balingsyanhon2 naay lima ka itlog.
Dimyawnon: Aw, pila ra may pagpalit og itlog sa merkado.
Balingsyanhon1: Di ba, itlog as in lagay, tistikol ba, kon Ininglison.
Si Dimyawnon nga medyo tanga, nakaingon nga imposibleng lima ang itlog nilang duha, kay tagurha ra guy itlog ang tawo.
Dimyawnon: Na hala, sigi, pustaanay tag tagsa ka garapon nga ginamos.
Balingsyanhon1 (dako ang ngisi): Ayos! Sigi (gisiko si Balingsyanhon2), hushos ipok!
Balingsyanhon2 (samtang gahushos sa ipok, mabalak-on ang nawong nga mihunghong kang Balingsyanhon1): Parts, seguroa baya nga upat nang imoha, ha, kay usa ra ning akoa!

Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 10:52:47 PM
okay, okay... if i know hubag, moingon na pod siyag "sige, kayat _ours" imbis kayat tours kay silent "t" man kaha.

He he, silent "t"? Nasa iyo na yan...

Quote from: vrglguapo on July 06, 2012, 04:55:55 AM
Daghan ni sa Thailand nga Kayat Tours.

Hmm, wa man kaha ka mag-apil-apil sa sex tourism didto...

Super-crispy!

Hmm, di ba kaha ni covert population control method...

Officers investigating the case described it as an honour killing - a phrase used to describe the murder of mostly women and girls by people who accuse them of besmirching a family's reputation.

Afghan women have won back basic rights in education, voting and work since the austere rule of the Taliban was toppled just over a decade ago, though fear now mounts that freedoms will be traded away as Kabul and Washington seek talks with the Islamist group to secure a peaceful end to the war.

Donors are expected to commit just under $4 billion in development aid annually to Afghanistan at a summit in Tokyo on Sunday, though the European Union - the biggest contributor - has said maintaining its support will be difficult if women's rights are not protected.

During its five-year reign, the Taliban banned women from most work, denied them the right to vote and ordered that they wear a head-to-toe burqa when out of the house.

Despite more than 10 years of war and billions of dollars in foreign aid, the country remains desperately poor. Female illiteracy rates in rural areas are above 90 percent and child marriages are still widespread despite being illegal. (Writing by Amie Ferris-Rotman; Editing by Andrew Heavens)

By Mirwais Harooni | Reuters â€" Thu, Jul 5, 2012


KABUL (Reuters) - A 30-year-old woman and two of her children were beheaded overnight in Afghanistan's east, police said, in what appeared to be the latest in a rapidly growing trend of so-called honour killings.

Police said they suspected the woman Serata's divorced husband of barging into her house in the capital of Ghazni province and murdering her, alongside their eight-year-old son and nine-year-old daughter.

"The children saw the killer take their mother's head off, so he killed them too," a local policeman told Reuters, adding that the attacker had spared Sereta's two-year-old daughter.

Activists say there has been a sharp rise in violent attacks on women in Afghanistan over the past year.

They blame President Hamid Karzai's waning attention to women's rights as his government prepares for the exit of most foreign troops in 2014 and seeks to negotiate with the Taliban, Afghanistan's former Islamist rulers.

Excluding Serata's beheading, there have been 16 cases of "honour killings" recorded across the country over March and April, the first two months of the Afghan new year, according to Afghanistan's Independent Human Rights Commission (AIHRC).

This compares to the 20 cases recorded for all of last year, said commissioner Suraya Subhrang, blaming increased insecurity and weak rule of law for the sharp rise. Since AIHRC started recording such killings in 2001, there have never been more than 20 cases a year.

"And there are many that go unreported. Men make a quick decision in their own courts to kill a girl and hold a prayer for her the next day," Subhrang told Reuters.

Serata divorced her husband Mohammad Arif, 38, a year ago after enduring almost a decade of domestic abuse, said Shukria Wali, head of Ghazni's department of women's affairs, which is attached to the ministry in Kabul.

Police said they were still hunting for Arif. Violent crimes against women often go unpunished in Afghanistan, with activists blaming police carelessness, corruption and a growing atmosphere of impunity.

At least naay heart...

Quote from: chicogon on July 05, 2012, 01:45:25 PM
Hmmmm kahuna-huna man sad tag di mao ani... bayoton ning friend chickena hahahaa 

Hmm, prone or supine?

Hmm, di ba kaha ni trabaho sa mga priso...

He he, mangutana ta sa hingtungdan. Hmm, kinsa galing to sila?

Hmm, imbis duwende, higante ang nagpasilong...

Hmm, daghang na tang clueless...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 01:22:52 PM
medyo, bisag kujaw palandungon nga ikaw rang usa ang nagsagubang sa usa ka itlog whereas kaming tanan ang nagtimbayayong sa laing usa.  the bayanihan spirit is alive and well, matod pa.  sa imong kabahin, bawot-bawot mo ni atlas.

Bwahaha! Plato is supposed to have humorously remarked that his Academy consisted of two parts:  the body of his students, and the brain of Aristotle. If TB were Plato's Academy, Botoy has no ambition to be considered as some kind of egg of Aristotle...

Sorry for the draconian autocorrect program. Here is the link...

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He he, BungoTHORn...

Aw, kon ikaw ang owner, no prob, kay permi man kang makaigit...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 03:55:52 PM
as long as it functions like a bag, then it must be a bag, bahalag buyot nga hinimo sa baclayon.

Hmm, times must have changed, I used to weave buyot in Dimyaw, the center then...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 02:28:22 PM
daghang ukay-ukay aning louis vuitton.  louis vuitton uk gyod tuod.

He he, how well saloized. UK is such indeed...

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Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 01:15:45 PM
kiti is nat yust to istanding on his behaynd; he nids a balanseng akt, oki? 

Hmm, ay tink kiti is ober-akting, layk some kiti labir ay no...

Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2012, 01:26:34 PM
sayon ra baya kon binangsihon pagsabot...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 02:03:08 PM
unsa may binangsihon?  mas lisod man hinoon ni sabton kay sa hulagway.  gikan ba ni sa isda nga bangsi?

Nah, samot jamo kajagaw. Naa ba guy isda nga bangsi?

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 01:28:13 PM
makasabot ko nga sayon ra para sa mga enlightened ug mga suod sa lord sama nimo.

He he, di kaha enlightened sa sugat-sugat?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on July 05, 2012, 12:59:19 PM
mura man ug naay mga tanghaga nga nagpaluyo anang other means of payment.

Ang clue mao ang figure nga gatuwad...

Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2012, 12:52:35 PM
sa green

Oi, kagamay ra sa green! You mean to say, di na masapi ang damgo nga mahimong haciendero sa Balingsya? Magtukod na lag bungsod para sa pinakalami nga bolinaw? Moot pood...

Quote from: chicogon on July 05, 2012, 01:55:54 PM
Di gyod ko manglibak ani niya...

Hmm, that's circumspection or common sense or diplomacy or nonchalance, or all of the above...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2012, 03:54:46 PM
sharpshooter ang sniper ani. 

Hmm, basin nasimpyat kay itlog (subject of your dessert, er, dissertation) ang target...

Quote from: chicogon on July 05, 2012, 03:52:51 PM
Naa raman sa tungod god...

Nagpatara lang, hoping for female archers...

Quote from: vrglguapo on July 05, 2012, 04:47:08 PM

Unsa ni, win a wrestling match before you can pass, o kiss muna?

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 02:54:32 PM
lahig abilidad ang molatay ani.

He he, para ni sa vain to society...

Hmm, basin ang kitty maoy barbero sa doggy, gisuhid ang hitsura kon angay ba pagkatupi...

Hmm, tungod sa ruins?

Di man masabtan ang diagram sa kinaubsan...

Unsa kaha ning "other forms of payment" diri?

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 11:24:54 AM
makaseguro ka nga di kompleto ang tbland kun wa ka.

Hmm, as in mahimong birok?

Hmm, some sort of satiation technique?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on July 05, 2012, 10:33:48 AM
salad is a word used by bugaws in davao

Hmm, as in, "Salad, sir, bag-o?"

...gusto lang permi spectator (samtang naggakos sa unlan)...

By Mdhil | Mdhil â€" Thu, Jun 14, 2012 11:30 AM PHT


Toxic, carcinogenic chemicals are in your food containers, cleaning products, cosmetics, mothballs and more.

Globally, the burden of cancer increased two folds between 1975 and 2000, and it is said to double again by 2020, and triple by 2030. While tobacco, we know is highly carcinogenic, there are many other toxic chemicals that can put you at an increased risk of cancer. Look into our list of carcinogens (cancer causers) around the house, and try eliminating them from your home.

Remove these cancer hazards from your home:

1. Non-stick cookware

Yes, they might help reduce your oil intake, but they can potentially put you at a higher risk of cancer. Early studies show that non-stick surfaces that contain perfluorooctanoic acid can put one at risk of liver cancer. So do away with your non-stick pots and pans, and use stainless-steel ones. Coat them with vegetable oil before cooking to reduce oil consumption.

2. Aluminium utensils

Aluminium carries a substantial risk of toxicity. Studies in the recent past have shown that leaching of aluminium into food can put one at risk of cancer and also Alzheimer’s. However, scratch-resistant, anodised aluminium cookware is safe, as it prevents leaching of the metal into food. But make sure you throw them if you see it chip away.

3. Plastic containers

While choosing plastic containers for food and water, it’s important to remember that not all plastics are safe and that the chemicals used can be highly carcinogenic. Most plastic items have an identification coding system.  Based on that, choose the safer options.

In any case, plastics are not your best bet for food and water. If you can’t do away with plastic completely, at least make sure you throw away old containers, particularly those with heavy scratches. Older plastics tend to leach increasing amounts of toxins. Also,  do not microwave foods in plastic containers. Heating plastics increases the chances of leaching chemicals entering your food, exposing you to toxins.

4. Scented candles

Artificially scented paraffin wax candles that produce soot are very bad for you. Always opt for beeswax candles as they are a safer bet any day. 

5. Air fresheners

Most air fresheners contain naphthalene and formaldehyde, two very well-known carcinogens. Additionally, they also contain many other toxic chemicals. If you do want a sweet scent around your home, use natural aromatic oils. To do away with bad odour, you could keep a small cup with baking soda around the corners of a room. Baking soda helps absorb all odour, leaving your living space free of any bad smells.

6. Dry cleaning

Dry cleaning involves using a host of chemicals like benzene, formaldehyde, naphthalene trichloroethylene â€" all of which are highly toxic carcinogens. And if you have ever smelt your dry-cleaned clothes you’ll be familiar with a petrol-like odour. That odour essentially comes from chemical fumes emitting from your dry-cleaned clothes, and it stay on for days together. This could potentially increasing your exposure to harmful, cancer-causing chemicals. So avoid dry cleaning as much as possible.

7. Mothballs

Yes, they smell terrible. Mothballs essentially contain naphthalene, as pointed out earlier, a very well-known carcinogen. The scent of mothballs in your wardrobe and on your clothes means you’re inhaling a harmful insecticide. Do away with these altogether and use organic moth and insect repellents instead.

8. Other pesticides and insecticides

There are a host of products today that claim to eliminate everything from roaches to ants that make your home their den. These sprays and solutions may rid your house of insects but contain many harmful cancer-causing toxins. There are many natural solutions that can do the same job effectively. Here are some options: For roaches, make a mixture of one cup baking soda with one spoon of sugar. Scatter it around the house. The sugar ends up attracting cockroaches whereas the baking soda works as poison. For ants, you could try wiping your kitchen counter and any other places you find a trickle of ants with white vinegar.

9. Paints and varnishes

Paints contain VOCs, meaning volatile organic compounds, which are known carcinogens. These VOCs in paint are released into the air and can cause harm even years after application. Make sure you choose paints with low or no-VOC finishes to steer clear of this harmful toxin in your home.

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Don't ever try to talk
when you're about to cry;
your tears are soon to fall
so your throat goes dry.

--Botoy

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 10:22:00 AM
the missing link?  kinsa kaha nato diay ang makakompleto?

Di ba kaha sobra na? 

He he, dapat tuod liquid kay di ni kaya sa rubber eraser...

Hmm, digging his own grave?

Now I'm sadder...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 10:20:11 AM
i doubt if bugsay will claim this as his best picture ever.  i don't know about lorenzo and the webmaster.

Hmm, posible pud nga naa ra nilang tulo...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 10:20:11 AM
but could this be you, hubag? 

Of course not. My BMI is 24...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 10:20:11 AM
i am truly, truly thankful that this is not one of us, like someone named chicogon. 

Ayawg kompyansa...

Hala! Morag stone sculpture...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 10:16:20 AM
note: the kitty's ears are not directed backwards, so he's okay.

Hmm, is dat so? Din way is kiti's badi lining bak?

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 10:14:42 AM
gladly.   answer: friendly.  the dog is friendly, like most male tblanders.  the kitten is simply wary, but not hostile.

kitty: what in h_ll is this dogforsaken animal is?  he doesn't even have a decent haircut!

doggie: hellow, kitty!  let's play chinese garter...

Hmm, morag Tsaynis approach man ni...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2012, 03:52:02 PM

Hmm, amgid ra bag tinan-awan...

Quote from: vrglguapo on July 04, 2012, 03:42:59 PM
Naay sikreto nga magpatubo sa bungot ug buhok pero kinahanglan lang gyud nga maka agwanta ka sa baho.Kanang ulo ug simod pahiran sa iti sa manok nga pula ug kolor kanang mura sa nutela sa dili pa matulog.after one week motubo na ang buhok..

Bwahaha! Kanang iting lanay nga brown-red ang kolor? Mao ra ba nay pinakabaho sa tanan! Hmm, kadtong gustong mobaga ang bigote nga trese ra ka lugas, hala, panghidhid mo!

Quote from: chicogon on July 05, 2012, 01:24:49 AM
Kung ma yen si Bay Bugs cguradong maapil mi. Mokanta na lang among choir ug "yen yen de sana pen..."

He he, maayo na lang ang yen kaysa halin nga pulos puya, igo rang ipanuba...

Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2012, 12:22:10 PM
ayaw sa intawon kay duol-duol nalang ko...

He he, paspasi, kay naa ra bay gitagal nga time limit si Islander...

Bwahaha!

Here he is...

Mangutana na pud ta ni Ms. Isle, ang dedicated resident authority on felines and canines, rains or shines...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2012, 12:46:40 AM
how dare me nga wa dayon makailag paryente.

...kay nahingangha sa maskuladong itlog?

Mas graceful si Inday...

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 09, 2011, 04:47:03 PM

Gauna na didto ang akong guide...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2012, 12:14:59 PM
puwede na mong mamauli
ayaw kalimot pagpatuli.

Menos na tuod ang higayong mogahi
Sa barakong nakaagi nag patuli;
Kon gusto kang himaya magpusot-pusot
Mas bale nga magpabilin lang kang pisot...

Gilisod-lisod jud lagi ta...

Hmm, at least segurado ta nga di ni siya mahimong inun-onang buaya...

Quote from: chicogon on July 03, 2012, 11:29:56 AM
Mao nay positive thinking... kutob makaya 

Basta huwag lang mangarap ng imposible...

Quote from: vrglguapo on July 04, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Angayan man diay sab ka Pads mura ka tan-awon ug giant baby 

Aprub!

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2012, 11:36:14 AM
si bugsay?  ipakita pod bi.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 04, 2012, 11:40:33 AM
Hmm, nataligam-an diay nimo nga siya wan ob da abab?

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2012, 02:54:36 PM



aw, how dare me...

Hmm, how dare you what? Klaroha bi...

Hmm, doggie might love this better...