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Quote from: fdaray on August 19, 2009, 12:01:05 PM


I am plowimg mother earth.

ingon ani ning style magdaro sa Digos, sir? mura og magsakay sa daru o sudlay. unsay tawag ani diha sa inyo? kining iyang gitongtongan.

bisan unsang computera, basta maka-dokdok lang ug maka-chat, lipay nako.

kapoyyyyyy...

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 20, 2009, 04:49:08 AM

Unya Bayat ug ang lalaki ang mas huyang kay gi pakitaan lang sa paa ni Inday mo sugot man sad dayun!!!

Ambut ba kiinsay huyang ang baje? o laki?

hala tubaga daw na beh?

huyang ang laki, mdb, kung wa pa ganahi. kung ganahan na, gahi pa's sinubhang bongay. hehehe. aw, mao ba ni imong pasabot? whahaha.

di unta ingon ani kahambugero ning tawhana kung na-Canadian Citizen pa ni. 

Sakto jud ka, statesvillem. Mao nay saktong ihimplo sa tawo nga nasilaw sa salapi, states.

Mga taga-siquijor andama na inyong mga gunting, tanod ug dagom kay naa tay trabaho: Atong ibalhin ang ulo ni Nasty sa iyang igot-igot.

There's no greater thing a friend can do than to lay down his life for his friends.

Kini man gung ubang katxtmate di pod makahuwat sa reply. Labi na'g uyab, masuko og dili tubagon dayon.madisgrasya lang nang uban.
Honey, I'm driving!

hala. kanang mag-defame diri sa TB, pwede na diay pod na ikiha?

yaya at si SIR

si SIR: yaya, kaw ba yong nasa loob ng CR? kukunin ko lang toothbrush ko

yaya: sandali lang po! naka-panty  lang ako.

si SIR: okey, antay lang ako sa labas.

yaya: SIR, pasok na po! wala na ako PANTY!

Quote from: hofelina on August 19, 2009, 05:44:33 PM

 

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

 

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

 

DESPERATION:   
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

 

THE EYES: 
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

 

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

 

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

 
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

 

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

 

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

 

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

 

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

 

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

 


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


   













 












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the bEST, manay. hahahahah

Quote from: statesville on August 19, 2009, 09:01:45 AM
It's cheaper by the dozen, so they say, but babies?
    paita sad tawon kon magdungan ug hilak

earplugs! hahaha

it's a blessing. may na lang ni maoy hulip sa mga mga nangamatay gumikan sa abortions. hope she'll get assistance.

Quote from: janjan on August 19, 2009, 04:38:24 AM


atot ka glace oy

Congrats to the Parents!

Welcome Baby Jacob to the Family. We're glad to have you.

May you grow in love with the power of the risen Lord.

Quote from: chicogon on August 14, 2009, 11:31:36 AM
Lunes Glace. Pero hapit kada adlaw man day off, gawas weekend hehehe. Bitaw, hangtod ron wa pami kabawi since Katrina mao nga sige day off hahaha

hinaya diay sa ilang recovery na. ok lang, basta wa mawala ang day-off. hehe.

Quote from: Barbaro on August 16, 2009, 07:36:55 PM
Girlfriend: Ihi sa ko
Boyfriend: Diha na lang sa daplin. Ngitngit bitaw
Samtang nangihi, gihikap sa BF ang legs sa GF ug naay nagunitan
Boyfriend: Hala, nagpasex change ka?
Girlfriend: Amaw! Nagchange na akong mind! Nalibang na lang ko imbis nga mangihi lang

patay! TUBOL. nakakaon tingalig bayabas si GF. hehe

Quote from: catalina on August 19, 2009, 08:28:45 AM
jan mao toy native nga manok,next time try nyo ang lamanok beach resort,nia ni sa BADIANG anda bohol.nindot didto

native to, Cat, ug basin himungaan na o kanang manok itariay, nga perting katiguwang na. gahi jud na.

Quote from: Bambi on August 15, 2009, 01:14:22 AM
Pare, thanks for the biblical citation.  Belib gjod ko nimo sa imong pagka devoted Christian! I will pray that God will take me in His Kingdom!  Pero Pare...perting puno-a sa purgatorio o sa hell ug mga Germans kay almost every 2nd couple diri diborsiyado man. Better getting divorced than unhappy marriage, di ba?  Sorry...just want to make you laugh....dili ta maboring didto.  Smile Pare 

speaking of boring ba kaha sa langit...i have this story.

Frank Sinatra arrives in Heaven, standing in front of the door, Holy Peter welcomes him.

"Are you Frank Sinatra?? asked Holy Peter.

"Yes I am." Replied Sinatra.

"Are you the one who sold a hundred million of LP's with your beautiful voice?" asked Holy Peter.

"Yes I am." Replied Sinatra again.

"Were you the one who went out with most beautiful women in the world and married Mia Farrow?" Peter asked.

"That's correct!" Replied Sinatra once again

"Are you also the man who owned a huge ranch in Texas, bought a house in Florida with a private port and boat and also had a grand mansion in Beverly Hills?" Peter asked.

"That's true again" Replied Sinatra .

"Well," said Holy Peter "you may come in Heaven...hope you won't be disappointed..."

Quote from: pamilacan on August 18, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
Number 1 raba siya karon sa mga Surveys nationawide. Daku dako og possibilidad nga modaog. Daghan pud kaayo ang iya Commercials both TV, print and radio sa local og national level.

welcome to TB, pamilacan.

kung mao kana, dakog poruhan manguna sa eleksyon nis villar. pero, adto ra jud ni magdaug sa pinalitay.

Quote from: janjan on August 19, 2009, 08:13:00 AM
nice bitaw labi na dap-dap beach pero ang food unsa man to oy order me manok dugay kaajo naluto gutoma huwat oy pastilan gutom guihapon kay hinam -hinam na me sus perti gahi-a sa manok wa gud namo maka-on ingon ako bana rubber chicken kuno

mao diayng dugay nabajang, jan, kay gilat-an pa og taman. hahaha. gitadtad na lang unta to ninyo ginagmay, nya gisabaw.

Quote from: grazie7y on August 19, 2009, 08:16:28 AM
pareho man gud mo smart!  oh tsar!

toinks...liwat mi nimo man. oh, deh vah. hahahaha.

CATALINA means Pure.

see, imong bana ug ako, klasmeyts aning butanga hahaha.

nindot kaayo mga pics, tmb. daghan na diayng mga kabag-ohan ron didto na. maayo.

Quote from: grazie7y on August 19, 2009, 07:54:57 AM
wow, mao jud na ganahan ko nimo glace kay pirte ka profound nimo! hahaahah

yes it's true. our Mother Earth needs that, just as we humans do. deh vah? hehehe

every ordinary thing becomes extraordinary when it's done with love...so it's great.

pakapinan og sili, hubag, para HINALANG. 

palayawan og TUCO...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 19, 2009, 07:26:21 AM
Ha ha ha. Bilib ko nimo, Bay Glace. Wa tuod ko kahunahuna sa reserba. Which reminds me of another thread nga naghisgot og sex during pregnancy. Kon advanced na kuno ang pregnancy, ang reserba na man kunoy gamiton sa uban. Mangayo kuno ta sa panahom sa atong mga ka-TB nga hataas og kasinatian...

kinsa may makahatag nato anang butanga? kining mga guwang-guwang na diri sa TB. hehehe

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on August 18, 2009, 10:56:42 PM
Nakasuway kog emcee ug koronasyon nga dalang bayle. Bukid sa Leyte, gilibotan ang lugar og kakahoyan. Nan kay alas dos na man sa kaadlawon ilang koronasyon, foggy na kaayo. Lima na lang ka dupa ang visibility. Kataw-anan kaayo kay ang mopaso moguho na lang sa thick fog, morag naa sa horror movie. Ang magdisco mag jacket jud kay tugnaw man.

sa kadaghan sa tawo atong higayona, diha jud tingali gia-an nga murag dagway og abat...

Quote from: fdaray on August 19, 2009, 07:35:19 AM
Ang naka unique sa Loboc River , ang lubi maoy diving board sa mga swimmers.

unsa kalawom ning suba-a, sir?

Quote from: glacier_71 on August 13, 2009, 10:29:50 AM
In 1993-1995 the Philippine National Heroes Committee officially defined the criteria to qualify as a national hero:

“    Heroes are those who have a concept of nation and thereafter aspire and struggle for the nation’s freedom...

Heroes are those who define and contribute to a system or life of freedom and order for a nation...

Heroes are those who contribute to the quality of life and destiny of a nation.

A hero is part of the people’s expression...

A hero thinks of the future, especially the future generations.

The choice of a hero involves not only the recounting of an episode or events in history, but of the entire process that made this particular person a hero.
   

do you think Cory fits these criteria?

Venus, Wozniak fall at Rogers Cup

Last Updated: Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Venus Williams is 0-3 lifetime at the Canadian event. Venus Williams is 0-3 lifetime at the Canadian event. (Dave Donnelly/CBC Sports)Venus Williams of the United States was eliminated at the Rogers Cup in Toronto on Tuesday, falling to Kateryna Bondarenko in her first match, while Aleksandra Wozniak, the lone Canadian left in the draw, was also defeated.

Bondarenko, who turned 22 last week, defeated Williams 1-6, 7-5, 6-4 at Rexall Stadium at York University.

I don't know what to say," said Bondarenko. "I just played my game."

Williams, a seven-time Grand Slam winner, has never won in three matches at the Canadian tournament.

"I was definitely expecting to play well, and to go very far in the tournament," said Williams. "I've got a lot of fans here, so it's disappointing."

Wozniak dropped her first-round match 6-4, 6-4 to Russia's Alisa Kleybanova in a sparsely attended afternoon match. The Blainville, Que., native, ranked 40th in the world, was broken three times in the first set and won only 52 per cent of her first-serve points.

Kleybanova, ranked 36th, broke Wozniak two more times in the second set on the way to the win.

No Canadian woman has won the Rogers Cup since Faye Urban beat fellow Canuck Vicki Berner in the 1969 final.

Ana Ivanovic of Serbia threatened to have another early exit on Tuesday, but regained her footing to prevail in three sets over Slovakian qualifer Magdalena Rybarikova.

Ivanovic won by scores of 2-6, 6-3, 6-2. The former French Open champion reeled off nine of the last 11 games to advance to the second round.

"I felt my movement, my shots, everything was working well, but I was trying to play a little too safe, I think," said Ivanovic. "She's a good player, and she was playing really aggressive and dominant."

Ivanovic, the 2006 Canadian Open champion, hasn't reached the quarter-finals in her last seven events, and has plummeted to 11th in the world after being atop the rankings following her June 2008 win in Paris.

She will next face the Czech Republic's Lucie Safarova, who advanced Tuesday with a 6-4, 7-6 (3) victory over Estonia's Kaia Kanepi.

Other winners on Tuesday included Alla Kudryavtseva of Russia, Israel's Shahar Peer, Zheng Jie of China and Dominika Cibulkova of Slovakia.

Former Rogers Cup winner Kim Clijsters of Belgium, on the comeback trail after having a baby last year, will take on Germany's Elena Baltacha in the night session, with a matchup of top players Svetlana Kuznetsova of Russia and Samantha Stosur of Australia.



"mag-EB mi ni glacier, YES!"

loto, maoy sunod sa LO-ONE...

Quote from: Bambi on August 15, 2009, 08:51:56 AM
Alone with the Nature Beauty of Paris! Summer holidays 2008 where I longed to meet lindy from Canada.

kung pwede pa lang, pilo-piloon ko kining tower, ug himoon kung kwentas aron idayan-dayan kos imong manindot nga lawas ug hinay-hinay ko ikawng guyoron padong sa plaza hehehehe...peace, bamb.

bitaw, kalami ba sa view. makaanha lang ko, motongtong jud kos tumoy ana

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 13, 2009, 08:27:25 AM
akong gibalikan abi nako nangalaya na, wa pa man diay! mas ning bloom pa noon...


"Worshipping The Sun"

ow, it's a plane. no! it's a butterlfy! no! it's superman. 

Quote from: catalina on August 16, 2009, 10:54:38 AM
unya sinaw ang agi unsa naman ang feeling mura og gahaplahapla ra kay dili baya gahi

mura og suman nasobrahan sa tuno.

Quote from: grazie7y on August 19, 2009, 03:36:21 AM
furlough lagi glace! hehehe kong para lang sa among konsumo, we have enough from our garden but na miss lang to nako among harvest last year kay daghan ko'ng mahatagan ba.  it's so nice to give man gud ilabi na gikan sa imong hinaguan. 

yup nindot jud ang feeling makahatag

sige lang gud og na-miss ni nimo this year.

ato lang pong tagaan ang yuta og higayon nga makapahuway kay sige na man sila gamiton...siguro next year, mohatag na pod nag daghang ani kay nakapahuway na man.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 19, 2009, 03:46:11 AM
Tinuod ni kung walay medical intervention mamatay jud ug sajo. Kung mag snore man gud moundang ka ug ginhawa ana mao ma deprive ka ug oxygen sa imo brain. Kusog mohagok akong father inlaw matud pa sa akong mother inlaw so nag undergo siya ug surgery para macorrect to iyang snoring problem.
Ako mohagok ko pero laing mang haguka kanang mag agoo bitaw murag ang maminaw lain ang pagsabot heheheh. Gawas sa mag agoo mangagot sad ko (teeth grinding) mao naa koy mouthpiece ug matulog kay matud sa akong dentist di daw ni maayo.

ana pod gi-suggest sa akong dentist sa una, raqs, kay ang akong ngipon mura kahait og ngipon sa jurassic tungod sa kagot. mao tingali way uyab magdugay kay kadugayang halok, manipis man ilang dila og binag-id hahahaha. delikado jud.

pero wa pa ko mag mouthpiece. di na man kono ko mokagot. hagok na lang.

can anyone find out how much each person costs to eat in that restaurant, with similar menu our prexy and her cohorts had? and how many were they? well, let's do a little math here.

so, it was a 20,000 dollar meal. if there were

500 persons = $ 40/head
400 persons = $ 50/head
100 persons = $ 200/head
50  persons  = $ 400/head
25 persons  = $ 800/head

in just one meal...

Quote from: vhinz08 on August 18, 2009, 11:14:23 PM
hala bay glacier diba ang talibon puro man lang lalaki diha duna diay baje?

hahahaha, wa bitaw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 19, 2009, 05:37:46 AM
Naay baje, oi, pero wa lay, you know, ... Parehas sa impiyerno, ha ha.

IMPIYERNO

Si Daroy namatay ug nahiadto sa impiyerno. Didto sa impiyerno niadto siya og nightclub diin siya nag-inom-inom og iyang gika-table ang sexy nga babaye.

Iya nga gidala ang babaye sa motel. Paghukas na sa ilang mga sanina, namatikdan niya ang babaye nindot kaayo og lawas pero ang dakong problema walay lungag didto sa iyang bilahan.

Ni-reklamo si Badong sa manager sa night club kung kay way lungag ang babaye nga iyang napili.

Mitubag ang manager, Dinhi sa impiyerno, walay mga lungag ang mga babaye. Kon naa pa, langit na ni!

maningkamot jud ka nga malangit, hubag.  pero ug nabong na kas atubangan, naa pa man poy luyo...reserba. wa na pilota sa impyerno.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 19, 2009, 03:21:30 AM
Salamat Wad makapahinoklog man ta ani nga thread. Grabeh jud ilang gi endure nga pag antus aning mga apostles same thing sad sa mga Saints. Kita moreklamo tag gamay rang sakit kini sila magngisi pa ug grabeh ilang consolation ngan ug kasakit.Uban gani magpray pa ug more sufferings.

Basin ma martyr ka Wad tungod ni Ate Glo. Jatak jatakan ka sa imong gitawag ug dewende pwee bantay raman ka perti na jud kang martyra ana heheheh.

hahahahaha

Philip = According to Hippolytus, Philip preached and was executed in what today is eastern Turkey:
            Philip preached in Phrygia, and was crucified in Hierapolis with his head downward in the 
            time of Domitian, and was buried there.

Simon the Zealot = he was put to death by a saw in Lincolnshire.

kung Siya pa? aw, ikanapulo na untang panganay ang among Anak...

Quote from: Barbaro on August 16, 2009, 08:01:08 PM
Di you know that all numbers from 1 up to 999
doesn’t have a letter “A” not until 1000
oy! nag ihap sya hehehe

sa amo, Barb, kay naa man "A" tanan. kay og mag-ihap mi, moingon man mi, "A-one", "A-two", "A-three"...

Ujon man mo, ujon pod ko...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 18, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
At least, kon cleanest ang river, cleanest pud ang kagingking, mao nga OK lang, way infection.

adto na 'na ma-infect sa hospital o clinic. 

Quote from: Bambi on August 18, 2009, 09:57:33 PM
aww unsa ba diay, bahaw na pod, pero perting dukota pa?  lol

makabali og luwag sa kadukot, bambs. hahahaha

Quote from: Angie Gulle on August 18, 2009, 11:12:34 PM
Naa ko kaila Glace. 3-years na sila ingon ana. Pero murag on the process sila sa ilang divorce. Dugay jud sila naka file og divorce kono tungod sa kadaghan sa ilang properties.

naa pod koy kaila nga ingon ana diri, gie. pastilan, mangatog mag-iyaiya og kwarto. kung manglaag mag-uban, kay tungod sa mga bata. unya, ingon tong baje, usahay mo-hirit si laki og kiss, di kono siya mosugot. too ka? ako untang ingnon, naa na kana sa akong pahak. hahahahha

Quote from: hofelina on August 17, 2009, 03:31:43 AM
Davao city is trying to imitate the success of Singapore where it is super clean and criminality is low.
spitting is also forbidden.  If this is pushed through this is a vey good news. I´m thinking if ramadan starts, how will the muslim population behave, sila man kini ang mahilig manluwa, kay po-asa man.

padad-on lang ni sila og bursita, manay, aron adto isulod ilang luwa.

nindot kining balaorona sa Davao. apan, mao lagi, sa masakpan ra pod.

apan kung ma-edukar ning mga tawo, dili lang kay dili na sila mangluwa, di na pod manglabay og mga basurahan bisan asa. kabalo na man ta nga bisan unsaon og butang "Guinadili ang paglabay og basura dinhi" adto man hinoon ilabay.

basin na lang pinaagi niini, makakat-on sab ang mga tawo pagpahinlo sa lugar gikan sa basura.

mao-mao ra nis giingon sa akong kauban sa una, gikan ni bakasyon sa Cebu. ingon siya, "pare, 'pag may nakita kang bata sa pier na kamukha ko, akin yan." 

Drunk-driving Lottery Winner Tries To Bribe Cop

Tue Aug 18, 10:16 AM

BORDEAUX, France (AFP) - A French EuroMillions lottery winner has been found guilty of trying to bribe traffic police after they caught him drunk at the wheel of a souped-up Ferrari, his lawyer said Tuesday.

Pascal Brun, a 39-year-old former butcher who began collecting Italian sportscars after scooping a 26-million-euro (37-million-dollar) jackpot in 2004, was nabbed on France's Atlantic coast near Bordeaux Saturday, local media reported.

Police noticed the millionaire seemed heavily drunk after asking him to move his yellow Ferrari, which was badly parked near the seafront.

A breathalyser test showed him to be four times over the limit, Sud Ouest newspaper said.

Brun, who has already lost his licence once for drunk-driving a Ferrari, invited the two traffic wardens to his house for an aperitif -- and offered each of them 1,000 euros to turn a blind eye, the paper said.

Convicted of drunk-driving and of trying to corrupt a public official, the millionaire was on Monday handed a six-month jail sentence, including three suspended, and ordered to pay 500 euros in damages to each police officer.

The punishment still has to be reviewed by a sentencing magistrate, and Brun's lawyer plans to ask for his client to be made to wear an electronic tag instead of going to jail.

His driving licence was revoked again and the court impounded his car, a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.

In Brun's defence, lawyer Pierre Blazy said he been increasingly lonely since his lottery win, and that cars were his "only passion".

Quote from: grazie7y on August 19, 2009, 01:28:49 AM
Father, sige man ni nako'g bubu among tanum pero wa jud ayo ang harvest namo karong panahona.  I thought kami ra pero naay ga ask nako mga friends kmusta ilang tanom kay ang ila diay pod way ayo.  Most part of summer kay bugnaw man gud this year then mokalit ug init as in over 100 degrees.  Usa ra gani jud akong na harvest na kalabasa labong last year kay sus sinako akong harvest.  Naa pa mi pag asa sa tomatoes kay naay gitanom late na sa akong bana na heirloom tomatoes.

adto na lang pang-harvest, graze, sa supermarket. hehehehe

Quote from: chicogon on August 19, 2009, 12:27:16 AM
Pwede kaau pero tua naman niuli sa Bohol hehehe. Mangita nalang tag laing mag-uuma o labrador.

gipapauli na diay tawn...wa tingali tarunga og hagbas imong lawn hehehe. pari man to no? asa man siya ron na-assigned sa Bohol pads?

mao diayng isog kay naa man diay palalab. hehehe

isog lang baya ning uban og layo pas balay.

Quote from: insurectus on August 19, 2009, 12:14:05 AM
tinuod tingali, kani ra ba pod mga taw kusog manghagok kay dili jud mo angkon

moingon tong akong kauban, "mmm, wa man lagi ko kadungog nihagok ko." hehe

maoy gidangat.

sakit jud paminawon makatamparos kas kaugalingon nimong anak. hehehe

Quote from: Ricky Caluen on August 19, 2009, 12:01:02 AM
This is very informative, as it is edifying.

Thanks for sharing, Buwad.

I thought I'd also add the trivia that in many instances the first apostles/disciples subsequently also became the first bishop of the place.

Ricky

welcome to TB rick.

diha bitaw koy kauban sa una, arang ijang hagok di masabot. di lang ko matugaw, maglagot pa jud ko maminaw kay arong mauta og hinagokan hahahaha. pagkabuntag, siya maayo og tog, ako nabilar ug naglagot.

Quote from: janjan on August 18, 2009, 11:44:26 PM

basin nalingaw bantay sa iyang apo lol

hehehe mao tingali.

ang ako lang og mas Sayo mamatay tong natugaw sa ilang hagok; kay di katog o way klarong tulog, ma-stress ug dali na masakit.

wa na bitaw mopatim-aw si Layman diri.

you can run, but you can't fly...

thanks ani bay buwad.

kung ikaw pod kaha usa anis mga apostoles, unsa kaha poy imong hinungdan sa kamatayon, buwad? di ba kaha ULCER, hehehe. 

most likely.

hahahaha, niguwa si buwad diri, pagkakita niya nga nauna pa diay ang Kalamay og abot sa buwan kay sa mga amerikano..

bwad, sa Mars, tua na pod ang kawa nga gigamit paggama sa kalamay hahaha. sa Mars diay nagsugod ang kalamay.

peace. hehehe

Quote from: Angie Gulle on August 17, 2009, 11:00:23 PM
Sa tinuod lng wla ko kasuway jud akong bayle (benefit dance). Pero disco jud hinuon, maghilak ko kung dli ko ka disco kada fiesta sa amo sauna. As in humanon jud ang disco bisan pag mag uwan. Gi angga-an mi sa amo og disco killer kami akong mga barkada.

kanang abtan na mos pagsubang sa adlaw, gie, sa discohan, kasuway na ka ana.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on August 18, 2009, 10:30:19 PM
Didto sa amo, nakaapil ko sa first batch sa mga lalaki nga pa-floreson sa among pari. Matud niya, wala ba diay katungod ang mga lalaki sa paghalad og bulak ngadto kang Maria. Kanan man ganing mangulitawo, magdala man gani og bulak, kang Maria pa kaha. Karon naa na puy angels nga mga lalaki. Well, sa ubang dapit, sa una ug karon, naa may mga angels nga lalaki nga huguson inig sugat sa adlaw sa pagkabanhaw.

sa talibon, kakita ko mga lalaki mangapil og flores. nindot.

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 18, 2009, 03:16:50 PM
Ga damgo ko ug nawa among balay..Ga tan-aw daw ko bermuda nalang ang naa sa amoa.Patay, unsa may pasabot ani? Nga mawala ako uyab? kafaet.

ako take ani, mist: gimingaw lang kas imong uyab. kay wa naka tawagi...busa padad-i og load. hahahaha.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 18, 2009, 04:29:49 PM

tagaktak - diffuse, clacking sound
tagiktik - sharp, clicking sound
tagoktok - dullish, heavy sound

nipasilong kos ilawom sa dahon sa saging sa dihang nabati ko ang tinagaktak sa ulan,
ug sa pagtuwak, nabati ko ang tinagiktik sa akong relo nga Rolex; diha-diha, nadungog ko ang tinagoktok sa tiil sa kabao nga naglukdo sa usa kabinuhat nga nabasa sa ulan. 

Quote from: Bambi on August 18, 2009, 09:36:04 PM
Wow! how lucky that woman be! This could be a very interesting love story...once again!

hahahaha, unfortunately, the interesting part is that it is over.

hahahahahah...ayay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dEhC_wkmu8

pads, gwapo lagi ning imong model. paila-ila ko beh. 

Quote from: fdaray on August 18, 2009, 11:14:50 AM
I feel tired at this time because of age. Gikapoy nako ug tudlo sa mga badlongon nga mga bata.

pahuway ug relax sa sir.

adtos likud sa classroom..

ginhawa og dako

kuha og potpot

ug pangbunawi nang mga bujagon hahahahha

bitaw, sir, peace. ayaw pabali sa imong trabaho. ang heart. bantayi.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 18, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
Tigbasa diay pud ka ug nobenahan Glacier hehheheh. Lawom kaajo ug binisaya ning nobenahan.Magsegi gud mig agik ik magnobena sa una ka naay lawom kaajong bisaya.Ngano man tuod ning mangadye ta murag gitikon man tag tujo bisan di gud kataw anan makaagik ik man nuon ta.

Bisaya here is

Agik-ik pwede pud ni agok ok
gitikon

akong lola, patay na tawn, diha toy usa ka latang nobehan; pili lang ka unsang santosa imong gusto hehehe.

bambs, nagpaabot sab mi sa imong dalit bahin sa imong kasinatian sa TB...

mahal lang, sir, no?

mao ra gud na'g meaning UMARI o O, MARI (or Oh, Mari or O! Mari). pero, sa akong pagbasa-basa og mga karaang nobenahan, sa una, kining O, MARI ang sagad nako makita. gitipo na tingali na sa kadugayan, nahimong UMARI, nga maoy mas dali isuwat.

there you are, GEC...

bow. bow.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 18, 2009, 10:29:01 AM
Ha ha ha. Sakto. Kay kadtong moon astronauts nutritious man kaajog diet.

lagi. sakto. tama. mao nga angay ang moon landing himoong sanglitanan sa usa ka Nutritious event...

Quote from: janjan on August 18, 2009, 10:29:26 AM

bantug nga ga kaluja ko 1 week naman di ay ko wa ka ka-on ug utan

ang utan, jan, ayaw kalimti. utan ha? utan...dili ut*n. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oTvuas4Kd4

naa jud tingali anak gilabhan og kasaba tungod anig videoha, hahaha.

pinaingon pa ning usa nga "Ayaw kog isumbong ni ...ha, nga nisakay ko? kay kasuk-an ko." 

nibalik nas Willie?

Quote from: taga tigbao on August 18, 2009, 08:57:54 AM
ang rootword ba sa pulong nga UMARI kay NGARI?

Ang UMARI man gud di ba kay 'come here' pananglitan, Umari ka ra kay mag istoryahanay ta.

ang UMARI, di ba O, MARI KA ang sakto jud ana. O, COME...sa english

si Kris, niadtong wa pa ko sugta....

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on August 18, 2009, 09:20:29 AM
Hehehe.  From moon landing to nutrition month.  Okay sab no?   Hehehe.

tingali mao kini ang rason: Mangaon ta kay saulog man kaha nis Moon Landing.

Quote from: grazie7y on August 18, 2009, 09:57:11 AM
ah, mura man pod ug tubag sa taga bukid " manok ra gud kay wa man ka lugsong kay kon nakalugsong pa, sardinas unta to!" hahah peez, glace!

aw og naduol pa mig tindahan lagi, utan man jud kan-on kay mao may healthy hehehe

Quote from: bolingitboy on August 17, 2009, 12:56:13 PM
the river cruise activities in loboc river will be ending in the near future. so, try to enjoy it while the facilities are still there. once the continuing erosion of the riverbanks start to eat into the pillars of houses along the river, i'm sure homeowners will begin protesting with the LGU to stop river cruise operations. this is because the erosion of the riverbank is caused by the waves that are brought about by the uncontrolled number of boats that crisscross the narrow river all at the same time. unless the number of boats and floating restos are controlled to a certain limit at any one time, the river cruises will be stopped by homeowners along the river to prevent their houses from being eventually toppled over into the river.

kusog ba diay kaayo ang bawod anang mga pumpboats?

Quote from: grazie7y on August 18, 2009, 06:44:45 AM
unsay sud-an glace?

steak ra jud intawn kay maoy madalidali sa cook

A granddaughter told her grandmom that she is going to marry a man from Lebanon.

The next day grandmom met some of her friends at a supermarket and she proudly revealed to them about her granddaughter's upcoming wedding. She said, "My granddaughter is going to marry a Lesbian." 

busog na podddd!!!

Quote from: fdaray on August 17, 2009, 03:47:05 PM
Ang akong damgo gabii, mibagtas ko ug 35 ka kilometro. Akong pitaran ug last two.
Mogawas kaha ang 35?

mogasto pa kag 35 milyones, sir, una ka modaog og usa ka unit. hahahahaha

i love Don Moen.

Thanks for posting.

Again?

Quote from: bulak on August 15, 2009, 08:07:20 PM
Ha ha ha nagtinudturay nalang sila kung kinsay tag-iya atong kwartaha,kung sa congessman to gikan mao gihapon kwarta to sa katawhan

mao tingali nga gi-deadma na lang ni Glo ang maong isyu...gilabay na gani tos inidoro ang ilang gikaon

Quote from: Bambi on August 16, 2009, 11:05:37 PM
Asa raba to si Glacier kay mobasa kos sumpay ani?

gabalay-balay pa ko, Bambs, unsaon paghukad kining nabiling dukot nga nipilit sa mga panid sa akong kagahapon.

Quote from: catalina on August 17, 2009, 12:14:51 PM
arang kasakit sa dughan GLACE,,mao nay giingon igo kanang lang maghanduraw.
sa gugma nga gibugna didto sa inyong lagkaw.kay sa imong paglangyaw ang lagkaw gi sungag sa kabaw.bisan glace ang lagkaw napoy an na og langaw.adto didto basin si kris naghulat kanimo.aron mabalik ang inyong kani adto.GLACE peace.....

hahahaha. way batasan tong kabawa, cat, kay nalibang pa jud sa tugkaran human gilampornas ang lagkaw.

kung kinsa man galing ni sila Mike, atong ibitay ug paasohan ug paamigasan

dili makitawhanon ning ilang gibuhat

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 14, 2009, 11:10:10 AM
mao jud! hahahaha! gikan sa lupad, dayun lutaw dayun tabok dayun langoy, karon mokamang na jud! unsa jud kaha ang angay buhaton ani??

esep-esep!

mangita una og asay sayon kaambakaan kay unjag masakpan...

simply bad because

it was NOT in the right time

it was NOT in the right place

maybe, NOT the right people