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mao ni siya... heaven.  what i would give to be able to have and to hold this again...

luboslubosin na lang natin ang usapan, tutal, puro naman tayo mayor de edad dito (maliban kay tigs)... mailhan ba ang tudlo nga pizut sa dili?   

ibig sabihin, briefs ni sa tudlo? 

krusmayhart, wa gyod na siyay lami ug baho-baho pa gyod.  mas anad kog kaon ug bunga ug rattan.  way grapes o strawberries nga makatupong.  asa na kahang espidnoha ni pangitaon?  what pleasant childhood memories rattan fruit brings...

ako ang nagkuha sa hulagway ana nila.  si ms da binsi na ug si scarb.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 17, 2011, 08:54:56 PM
Hmm, unsa pud kahay abilidad ani...

maklaro nga pareha ni bugs ug lorenz ang abilidad ani; klaroha ra god, gamay pa naa nay hinapay.  pinaliki gyong klaro, morag kang bugsay.

Quote from: bugsay on July 17, 2011, 08:45:36 PM
ig-agaw tag baynte uno ni Islander....

kun sa royal blood pa (kini laging mga taga-balingsya sama ni bay bugs ug lorenz kaliwat man gyod), 7th cousin thrice removed ang ipasabot ni bay bugs ani.  en ader words, bunyag ni ni Matt Daniel McAdame, inanak ni Virgil McGuapo.  kumusta na man ka, McBugsay?  

mao na.  balhiboon nang prutasa.  mahinumdom ko nga inudnod o i-scrape una ni sa semento aron makuha ang balhibo kay katol-katol baya.  way lami nang prutasa, mao siguro nga wa mahimong negosyo. 

hitsurag recycled.  di ni gloves sa una nga incarnation.

bisan santo papa pa, motuo gihapon ko.

prelate kaayog dating.  di hinoon ko ka-predict kun maangin ba ni ug 4x4 intriga sa gobyerno.

basta lang di ka masaypang gorilla unya dakpon kay iuli sa zoo, payts na.  safe ka na.  come to think of it, mas suwerte pa diay ang gorilla kay di man dul-itan ug pusil ang agtang sa?

caimito na uy, ikaw man diay ang way alamag, hahaha!

oo.  sa gamay pa ko nga kugihan mokaon bisag unsa.

hinaot unta nga di ra ni case of mistaken identity.  kasaligan ba kaya ang intelligence network ug hired killers when it comes to identifying potential victims?  kaluoy sa maatlan nga wa intawoy atraso. 

there is more than meets the eye in this.  imho, foreigners who come to our place are more likely not to have illusions, like loyalty from local women they live with (and have not married, anyway).   

i thought that's what friends are for.  o, sige, ako nang bawion.  di ka tambok, okay?

hahaha!  nagsakit gyod akong tiyan ug kinatawa ani.  bitaw tuod, no?  naa gyoy sumpay ang mga ulo...

asa man gitutho ang mga liso?

grrrrrr!  sige, tan-awon natog unsay palusot ani sa u.s.  china should stop dictating to the world who other world leaders wish to meet.  tan-awon kuno natog pareha ba nato ning u.s. nga luko dayon.  pag-demand sa china nga kinahanglan way representation ang philippines sa last nobel peace awarding nga chinese dissident and awardee, wa pod tawon mo-attend ang atong ambassador sa sweden, hahaaaay.   

ay, sorry if i didn't sound nice to you.  i tried to be, honest.  imagine, telling you the truth and all.  nothing could be nicer.

wrong!  maayo ning magkasinabot ta sa atong language.  ingon ko sabi ko i said, naa poy niwang nga mahimong manimahong kusahos, wa ko moingon nga ako, pero akong giklaro nga ikaw nga tambok, tuwayon.  sabe? 

mahimo na man lang gyod ning thread nga baho imbis tambok with whom we have to be nice, puwes, tawgon nato si buwadsanga kay maoy atong pahusgahon kun unsa ning tuwayon.  bahala na si bugsay sa baho sa una sa ginamos sa balingsya, hahaha!    

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 16, 2011, 03:41:37 PM
Hmm, kon nadayon pa ko sa pagkapari, mag-exorcist ra ba unta ko, apil unta ko ani...

hahaha!  wa tingali ka madayon sa pagkapari kay ikaw ang eksorsaysonon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 17, 2011, 12:51:18 AM
Kana ba, angkon jud...

...nga tuwayon ka?

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 16, 2011, 11:38:26 PM
A friend doesn't call you fat to your face...

you'd rather that your friend calls you fat from behind?

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 16, 2011, 07:53:28 AM
Hmm, in this regard I remember reading somewhere here in TB nga niingon ka nga niwang ka...

hahaha!  kun niwang ko nga nanimahong kusahos, tambok tingali ka nga tuwayon!

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 15, 2011, 08:38:20 AM
Baho diay ilang singot? Unya kon baje, unsa na kaha diay ang baho sa you-know-what?

angay kang alirongan ug usa ka cheering squad nga mga tuwayon.

Quote from: magbalantay on July 15, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
    ang lisud lang kung makatapad ka ug tambok...perteng baho-a ilang singot   ...sorry pro bahong tambok man gud     mau nga ang mga tambok ug mahimo 6x jud maligo sa usa ka adlaw   pwede

hala ka, ayawg kompiyansa.  naa bayay mga niwang nga bahong kusahos.  ang baho wa sa gidak-on...

DILG won’t punish Sara Duterte
By DJ Yap
Philippine Daily Inquirer
6:40 pm | Friday, July 15th, 2011

MANILA, Philippinesâ€"Interior Secretary Jesse Robredo said Friday his department’s recommendations to Malacañang on the case of Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte who repeatedly punched a sheriff early this month would not include sanctions.

He noted that no formal complaint was ever filed against Duterte; thus, the Department of Interior and Local Government could not actually punish the mayor, who voluntarily went on a five-day leave after the controversy made headlines.

Instead, Robredo said the recommendations would not only touch on Duterte’s case but would be a general guide on how local government officials should conduct themselves in similar situations as Duterte found herself in.

Robredo told reporters that the DILG fact-finding team had already finished its report on the subject, but he sent it back to the legal service because it was missing certain details.

He said the DILG would submit on Monday or Tuesday its recommendations to Malacañang, which would ultimately decide on Duterte’s case.

An incensed Duterte was captured by TV news cameras punching sheriff Abe Andres after the latter insisted on implementing a court order to demolish shanties in Agdao district, despite her request to hold it off for two hours.

Andres did not file charges and instead apologized to the mayor.


http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/

luckily, this story has become national news. 

call me quackneat, says this jedi bat.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 15, 2011, 08:22:21 PM
He he, I was actually floating in the thin air of ontology and not swimming in the murky waters of ethics…

thanks for clearing up my foggy understanding. 

salamat, bugs.  karon pa ko kahibawo nga ing-ana diay ang tracker.  sa tinuod, karon pa ko kadungog ana nga ngan nga sakop sa atong law enforcement.  ang tracker nga akong nahibaw-an kadto ra mang mga indians nga tracker sa american classics.

kun ngitngit pa ni sila sa alkitran, buot ipasabot nga hardly ni sila answerable for what they do.  kanus-a ra man tawon nauso ning mga hayopa?     

kahilakon kong gabasa.  nayawaan man tawon ning pulisa.  wa pa gani intawon hibaw-i kun guilty ba ang suspect.  por dios y santo, wa man gani intawoy ikasukol.  hinaot unta nga di madani sa possible threats o suhol nga cash ba kaha ang pamilya sa biktima.  may he rest in peace.

this is great, sangs.  thanks.  i'm going to copy this and show this to those friends (of another religion) who i allow to come to the house once a week so we can discuss the bible.  we have just discussed the veneration of images, which i insist on and which they don't believe in, and there our difference was shown. 

Anita Bryant, American singer, former Oklahoma beauty queen,
and fundamentalist gay rights basher


“At least it was fruit,” said Anita Bryant (here with pie-in-the-face
compliments of a gay activist),
14 October 1977, Des Moines, Iowa, USA. 
Her husband shouts "Pray for them Anita, I want you to pray!"
and forces her to pray with fruit pie still running down her face.


excerpts from http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/

the weapons of mass distraction (wmd with a tasty difference)

The pie in question can include a variety of messy substances, usually whipped cream, custard, non-dairy dessert topping or simply shaving foam, placed in a pie tin or sometimes simply piled onto a paper plate.

One additional option is allowing the person who has purchased or won the opportunity to use the pie to also fill it, usually with a variety of extremely messy dessert toppings: chocolate, cherries, caramel sauce, strawberry sauce, etc.  Plastic bags for the victim to protect their clothing and hair are optional.  Witnesses standing too close to the victim(s) may be splattered.

CREAM PIE

A cream pie is a type of pie filled with a rich custard or pudding that is made from milk, cream, flour, and eggs.  It can come in many forms, including vanilla, lemon, lime, peanut butter, banana, coconut, and chocolate. A constant feature of all cream pies is the whipped cream topping.  The custard filling is related to the French crème patissière which is a key component of various French cakes and tarts.


CUSTARD PIE

A custard pie is any type of uncooked custard mixture added to an uncooked or partially cooked crust and baked together.  In North America, custard pie commonly refers to a plain mixture of milk, eggs, sugar, salt, vanilla extract and sometimes nutmeg combined with a pie crust.  It is distinctly different from a cream pie, which contains cooked custard poured into a cooled, precooked crust.  Some common custard pies include cheesecake, pumpkin pie, lemon meringue, and pecan pie.  True custard is defined as a liquid thickened with eggs.  Due to the often large number of whole eggs in custard pie it is a very rich pie.



excerpts from wikipedia

Noel Godin, known as l'entarteur, with cream pie at the ready.
(Photograph: Van Parys/Corbis)

mokumpisal lang ko... nakahunahuna kog apil ani nila sa una nga bag-o pa kong niundang ug trabaho, sa panahon nga si bill gates ang nabiktima sa didto pa mi sa europe.  nag-research na kog asa ko "mo-enrol".  di lang ako ang pie thrower mismo; motabang lang kog contribute sa information sa whereabouts sa mga potential victims.  what else, wa ko tugti ni banana republic.  gawas kuno nga di ko unsa kaabtik nga makadagan dayon, masaag pa gyod kuno kog asa ko paingon.  arang lipaya tingali ni fr chic ug mga bay hubs ug bugs kun apil pa ko ani.    

maayo gani kay disposable paper plate ang gibutangan sa pie.  faet kun ceramic pa.  hagtok gyod sa ilong.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 15, 2011, 08:59:16 AM
Naa jud hinuoy kalainan ang gihatag nga wa pangayoa ug sa gihatag kay gipangayo...

vive le difference!  for practical reasons, karong panahona iapil usahay sa about-to-be-married ang wish list ug gifts.  (opposite sa funerals nga moingon ug 'please omit flowers'.)  kay mohatag na man lang gyod ug gifts, kana na lang gikinahanglan.  di pareha atong akong amiga nga gikasal sa una nga matod pa niya, ang wall clocks nga ilang nadawat mas daghan pa sa ilang walls.  nagpatabang na hinoon siya nakog pabaligya, atot.  naa pod koy laing amiga nga gikasal, specified gyod niya ang gustong madawat gikan nako--ironing board.  practical, right?

apparently the friendship of the former president and our bishop from loon is close enough that he can express what he needs.  i would have done the same if i were in his place.  his 'lapse in judgment' was in writing it down; it seemed as if it was beyond him that a mere letter of request in the land of crocodiles could come back to haunt him.   

if we must focus on the basics of this whole soap opera, it is the source of funds used for the gifts that's in question, not the receivers who ended up as the collateral damage.     

Quote from: magbalantay on July 15, 2011, 08:37:02 AM
.....tinuod jud wai sala kung mangayo...pro ang kapait kay kahibaw man ang nangayo kung kinsa ang ilang gipangayuan.....kahibaw pud ang mga obispo sa rason nganong mangayo pud sila. sure sila nga dili jud sila mabalibaran.. in exchange of something?,,,,diha ang sayop!

       ........both naai vested interest...diha ang sayop  so embarrassing!   

opkors naman, mags.  ngano god tawong mangayo man ta sa mobalibad.  sa gagmay pa bitaw ta, di na man ta manaygon sa balay nga maningka ra ang tag-iya kun magsugod na tag pakurog sa atong dinukdok nga mga tansan dayon siyagit ug 'kasadya ning taknaa...'

the whole thing became embarrassing only because of the trial by publicity and how it was treated by the media.  there was condemnation of impropriety even before the process and constitutionality of the whole exercise were clear.

as for the gifts being "in exchange for something" from a politician like our former lady president, let's leave that to their consciences and not to our imagination.  i'll hazard though that the catholic church doesn't have much in terms of exchange (a promise of salvation from the fires of hell?  unthinkable.), unlike the iglesia ni cristo that promises block voting. 

embarrassing?  yes.  the reasons for getting embarrassed?  non-existent until whipped up, out of proportion.

Followers

Godin, who uses the pseudonym "Georges Le Gloupier" has also inspired an unknown number of followers around the world, who now regularly provide him with details about the whereabouts of various important potential targets.

Philosophy

Godin insists his group is non-violent and is careful to use only what he calls a "tarte classique", filled with whipped cream and perhaps a little chocolate in soft sponge cake. He says his humor can be traced back through Jerry Lewis, Wile E. Coyote, the Marx Brothers and yippies like Abbie Hoffman.[citation needed]

Godin is inspired (for instance in his Anthologie de la subversion carabinée (1989)) by the works of the Utopian philosophers Tommaso Campanella (Civitas Solis) and Charles Fourier (La Phalange, Le Phalanstère). His ideal society is one where there is no struggle for power or money and where everybody can live in a state of perfect happiness.[citation needed] He is also an admirer of the anarchist Ravachol without approving his violence, sentiment which inspired him to his pie-attacks.

Godin has a particularly colorful and expressive way of expressing himself, using terms like for instance "tempêtes patissières" (pastry storm) to describe his pieing.


/wiki

The Entarteur

Noël Godin (born 13 September 1945) is a Belgian writer, critic, actor and notorious cream pie flinger or entarteur.  Godin gained global attention in 1998 when his group ambushed Microsoft CEO Bill Gates in Brussels, pelting the software magnate with cream pies. After bombarding Gates, Godin allegedly said, "My work is done here."

Ideals

Godin claims his goal has long been to "entarte" as many people like Gates as possible - people he feels are particularly self-important and lacking a sense of humor.  Godin told The New York Times he chooses "to function in the service of the capitalist status quo, without really using his intelligence or his imagination."  He says his sworn enemies are "authority, depressing laws, the return of the moral order, nuclear power, any form of political power."

Since 1969, when Godin planted a cream pie on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras, he has cream-pied dozens more, including choreographer Maurice Béjart, France's best-known television anchorman Patrick Poivre d'Arvor, French president Nicolas Sarkozy and film maker Jean-Luc Godard.

A regular target is French philosopher, socialite and writer Bernard-Henri Lévy. After one attack, in 1985, an enraged Levy was filmed standing over Godin snarling "Get up, or I'll kick your head in".


/wiki

It took 32 people to conduct the Bill Gates operation. [Noël Godin's] followers take care to look as ridiculous as possible as they throw their tarts, smiling broadly, spouting anti-pretentious poetry and repeating "gloup, gloup, gloup."


/wiki

pie terrorists throw cream pies or custard pies at faces of dignitaries and celebrities to make a point.  pies as weapons have also been used by special interest groups, such as people for the ethical treatment of animals (peta).

a victim of pie terrorism:



February 1998 - Bill Gates has a whipped cream pie thrown at him in Brussels.
The pie thrower, Belgian writer Noël Godin, known as "Le Gloupier", reportedly said,
"My work is done here."

'Pastafarian' wins religious freedom right to wear pasta strainer for driving license

By Matthew Day, Warsaw, 13 Jul 2011

An Austrian has won the right to be photographed wearing a pasta strainer for his driving license on grounds of religious freedom.



Niko Alm announced the decision on his blog saying that after three years of struggle a psychologist had concluded that he is fit to drive and so he could wear the kitchen implement for the official picture.

A self-styled "pastafarian", Mr Alm said he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which lampoons religion. "Today I was able to get my new driving license, and in it you can clearly see that I'm wearing a colander on my head to demonstrate my allegiance to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster," Mr Alm wrote in his blog.

"My headwear has now been recognized by the Republic of Austria."

The spaghetti church was founded in 2005 in opposition to the pressure on the Kansas school board in the United States to teach the theory of intelligent design in biology class as an alternative to evolution, and since then it has engaged in a light-hearted campaign against religion.

Key to the beliefs of pastafarians is that the world was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but owing to the monster being inebriated at the time of creation, it has a flawed design.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/

Quote from: chicogon on July 14, 2011, 06:13:13 AM
Wa sila maminaw ni Ms Isle nga niingon, "Ganus-a god nahimong sala ang mangayo. Magbuot mog mangayo kog train ni Barrack?" Bwahahaha 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 14, 2011, 07:55:29 AM
Gusto lang mopapel ang mga senador, pero human na sila pasidan-i ni Ms. Isle. Gihatagan nag instructions ni Ms. Isle ang mga senador unsay saktong desisyon, pero nihangyo lang nga hatagan silag higayon maka-earn og pogi points...

unzah man neh?  nag-atbang ang duhang bugal-bugalon?   pasalamat hinoon ko nga never gyod ko ma-senador kay never gyod ko molansar gawas tingalig pagka-presidente sa dajong.  (regret lang nako kay anang pagka-presidenteha baka sakali, di gihapon ko kahatag ug 4x4 ni fr chic ug monsignor hubag.  dos por dos pa hinoon, oldataym.)

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 14, 2011, 05:19:54 AM
“There was nothing irregular. The legal test has been met â€" that is the use of funds or vehicles was for a secular purpose, to help the people and not for religious purposes. We are very satisfied. There was closure (to the controversial issue). They were able to explain their side. The PCSO said they are sorry there were no Pajeros (involved but other sports utility vehicle models),” Sen. Teofisto L. Guingona, Blue Ribbon Committee chairman said.

too late the hero.  the damage had been done.  quite hypocritical, too.  these very same people would just as soon give in to the demands of the iglesia ni cristo in exchange for that religious sect's block vote. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 14, 2011, 05:20:56 AM
Guingona expressed optimism that after the Senate committee hearing, the PCSO would issue clearer guidelines in the use of PCSO funds.

“I am glad that they (protagonists in the controversy) all met here and this is a testament to the effectiveness of the Blue Ribbon Committee in seeking the truth,” he said.

grandstanding idiot.  it's like saying he needed the prelates to show that the committee he is chairing is effective.  whew!  that's what we get for voting his kind into office.  now, who investigates the senate that makes its own rules on how much its members get in allowances and pork barrel, such that in our country legislators have become public works godfathers?  omerta!     

Naked Man Challenges Pamplona Bull
Sunday, July 10, 2011


Daily Mail Flying high: The streaker was tossed up into the air by a young calf during the suelta de vaquillas

KOMPAS.com - He might have been high on adrenaline and low on sleep - but it was no excuse for this naked bull-runner who was detained by police shortly after being thrown into the air by a young calf.

He joined thousands of thrill-seekers to run with the bulls on a crowded fourth day at the San Fermin festival in Pamplona yesterday.  Ten people were injured and no one was gored.

But the now infamous streaker, who was tossed up into the air by a young calf in the bullring after the running, was arrested for causing a 'public disturbance'.  Several runners tripped, fell and were trampled as crowds raced alongside the massive bulls of the famous Miura breeding estate, founded in 1849.

The Sunday run is usually the biggest of the eight that take place annually and is particularly favoured by aficionados because it traditionally features Miuras, renowned as Spain’s largest fighting bulls.

Navarra Hospital reported in a statement that 10 people received treatment for minor injuries including arm and head trauma.  Nine of them - all Spaniards of ages ranging from 19 to 41 years old - were kept in for observation.

The naked bull-runner suffered minor bruising to his face.  Two days ago a 24 year-old Australian tourist was gored in the thigh by a bull, opening an artery, and is in a serious condition in hospital.

Pamplona experts at state television TVE said around 3,500 people had run with the bulls on Sunday. One runner slipped and fell in front of the bunched herd and was trampled near the beginning, a second one tripped close to the halfway point and was seen to be hit by several flying hooves, and a small group jostled each other and hit the cobblestones as the bulls neared the bullring.

The run covers 928 yards (850 meters) from an enclosure just outside Pamplona’s medieval stone wall, where the pedigree animals spend the night, to the downtown bullring where fights known as 'corridas' take place each afternoon of the festival in honor of the city’s patron saint.

Sunday’s run was quick at 2 minutes, 29 seconds and would have finished even sooner but for one straggler that looked around and charged at several herders in the ring before being guided into a corral.

The largest Miura was a black specimen called Macareno that weighed 695 kilograms (1,532 pounds) while the lightest tipped the scales at a mere 540 kilograms (1,190 pounds), the games and spectacles branch of Navarre regional police said in a statement.

Despite the animals’ size and musclebound appearance, experts admire Miuras for their explosive acceleration, stamina and grace, characteristics that inspired legendary Italian car maker the late Ferruccio Lamborghini to name one of his iconic sports cars after the breed.


http://detikinfo.blogspot.com/2011/07/

Britain's Saddest Puppy
(fate is cruel in this case)


Six-month-old puppy Princess has such delicate skin she can't go outside.
While other dogs run free at Britain's Bleakholt Animal Sanctuary,
Princess must gaze through the window. But this canine, otherwise
known as Britain's Saddest Puppy, has become a minor celebrity in the media.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/

baby fat ra na.

A parrot trained by Italian trainer Anthonie Zattu performs wearing a pair of rollerskates during the International Festival of Cirkus Art on Feb. 20, 2011, in Prague.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/

Dentists Treat Gorilla With Toothache From San Francisco Zoo

7/13/11



They say that an 800-pound gorilla can sit anywhere he wants. But when he's got a toothache, there's only one place he can go -- into the dentist's chair.

Oscar Jonsey, a 30-year-old lowlands gorilla from the San Francisco Zoo, was knocked out while two dentists performed a three-hour procedure to save an abscessed tooth, the San Francisco Examiner reported.

This was the second trip to the dentist's office in the past year for the ailing ape, also known as O.J. Last year poor O.J. had to get a root canal too, a zoo spokeswoman told The Huffington Post.

The silverback gorilla was anesthetized in his pen and brought to the zoo's veterinary hospital where dentist Dan Mairani and endodontist Steve Holifield, who usually handle humans, treated O.J.'s canine tooth.

"We use quite a few human doctor specialists with animals, especially the great apes because of their close connection to humans," zoo spokeswoman Lora Lamarca told The HuffPost. "They love to do it."


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/gorilla-with-toothache_n_897520.html

This pet duck, named 'Duckie,' won't hurt himself on the hot sands of San Diego's beaches,
thanks to a pair of customized booties made especially for him. Previously, the owner,
who goes by the name "Miss Love," had been putting duct tape over his feet instead.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/

balik na, marikit.  kitkita ning mga badlungon.  show 'em!  am with you, girl.  

ah toht mo!   

diay angay iatbang, o ipaluyo ba kaha, anang mooning plant:

a mooning plant, hahaha!

tubag na bugs!  sige ra kag panghipi dinha da.  buhii na nang unlan!

mao tingali ni ang part 2, or spinoff, or franchise.  or dumbest?

the virginity restoration contest winner, sama ni vicky belo.

marikit, come back!  naa nay nangita nimo...

hahaha!  makasabot gyod ko sa imong current reaction niya.  lisod pod tuod kun makasuka unya ka kay kalit lang siyang namaayohon nimo, unya taod-taod mangayo ug teacher's table ug kurtina diay to.  faet. 

si hayden nga nakaagi sa belo beauty treatment? 

di tuod unsang taasa, pero suwayi kunog sakay ani kun di ba... you know... butdan ug tiyan...


redneck ferris wheel

this contraption is called kittywalk ferris wheel.  ganahan kang mosakay ani, bai hubs?

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 13, 2011, 11:53:54 AM
Kay ngano man? Hitsurag wa kahilisi, unya naa pay tibuok nga mga utanon?

labad nimo, hubag.  moabot ra ang panahon nga makusnit ra gyod ta ka.

Quote from: chicogon on July 13, 2011, 01:52:39 PM
Pwede kaau... ma tricycle, habal2x o balsa ba na 

hahaha!  pahinaykan man sad diay ko nimo, fr chic.  na, hala, mag-skateboard na lang ko.

if there is such a thing as the seven wonders of the world, apropos there's also such a thing as these seven blunders of the world:

    Wealth without work.
   
    Pleasure without conscience.

    Knowledge without character.

    Commerce without morality.

    Science without humanity.

    Worship without sacrifice.

    Politics without principle.

The Seven Blunders of the World is a list that Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi gave to his grandson Arun Gandhi, written on a piece of paper, on their final day together, shortly before his assassination.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Blunders_of_the_World

another hybrid, sort of.  gee, if i could only drive this like i have my two front teeth...

Mud Volcanoes    
(Azerbaijan)


Puerto Princesa Underground River   
(Philippines)


Sundarbans    
(Bangladesh, India)


Table Mountain    
(South Africa)


Uluru    
(Australia)


Vesuvius    
(Italy)


Yushan    
(Republic of China [Taiwan])


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New7Wonders_of_Nature

Jeju Island    
(South Korea)


Kilimanjaro    
(Tanzania)


Komodo National Park    
(Indonesia)


Maldives    
(Maldives)


Masurian Lake District    
(Poland)


Matterhorn/Cervino    
(Italy, Switzerland)


Milford Sound    
(New Zealand)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New7Wonders_of_Nature

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 13, 2011, 01:33:51 PM
nakaboto na ko pero you need to select other 6 pa na places aside from the PPUR. sakto ba tong ahong gihimo? mao man puy required.

a review of presidential proclamation 182 shows nga wa man hinoon mo-specify nga ang ppur rang usa ang botaran o pito bay pilion (kay 7 wonders man kaha).  kun magminaro gyod hinoon ta parehag election sa ato, pananglit usa ra ka konsehal ang botaran aron di madugangan ug boto ang uban, ambot lang kaha kun mahimo ba.  mosunod na lang ta sa patakaran sa n7wn kun di mahimo nga usa ray botaran.  as it is, nice na kaayo, tigs, nga niboto na kag tinarong nga pito ug wa gyod makalimti ang ppur.

ako?  wa pa ko mahuman ug pili sa pito.  i'm torn between choosing what i believe are the deserving seven and choosing the least likely to win just so the ppur could be favored more (i.e. it seems to me that galapagos is a sure winner, and it's going to be the amazon in south america instead of the black forest in germany.  aw, ako ra man ning banabana, mao nga ambot lang kaha.) 

galisod pa ko; mora man pod hinoon nig nag-require ug voting with one's conscience, hehe.  pero sige na kog kompanya diri.   

El Yunque    
(United States)


Galapagos Islands    
(Ecuador)


Grand Canyon    
(United States)


Great Barrier Reef    
(Australia)


Halong Bay    
(Vietnam)


Iguazu Falls    
(Argentina, Brazil)


Jeita Grotto    
(Lebanon)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New7Wonders_of_Nature

the 28 finalists for the new 7 wonders of nature (N7WN)
and the countries where these are located:



Amazon Rainforest    
(Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, French Guiana, Guyana, Peru, Suriname, Venezuela)


Angel Falls    
(Venezuela)


Bay of Fundy    
(Canada)


Black Forest    
(Germany)


Bu Tinah Shoals    
(United Arab Emirates)


Cliffs of Moher    
(Ireland)


Dead Sea    
(Israel, Jordan, Palestinian Authority)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New7Wonders_of_Nature

Quote from: fdaray on July 13, 2011, 12:51:15 PM
I'll vote for Chocolate Hills of Bohol as one of the seven wonders of nature.

unfortunately, sir fd, voting is now limited to the 28 finalists, and our own chocolate hills are not on this list.  just vote for puerto princesa underground river (PPUR) if you may; you would still be casting your vote for the philippines anyway.

pareha ra man tingali nig election nato; di nato usikan atong boto sa dili kandidato.  lalim bag moboto ta ni jane censoria cajes pagka-presidente nga wa man tawon siya molansar.

...ug gilugod sa batong hait.

mas samok ug ngil-ad ang mga dalan karon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 12, 2011, 04:22:12 PM
He he, ang nakaparat kon naa siyay bad memory sa Caingget, di na mobalik kay nakaigit didto...

good akong memory uy.  ikaw man god ang nakatunob sa iget pagkahuman, unya kay gaduda pa gyod ka kun unsa to, imo pa gyong gitilawan, hahaha!  namnam, said you.

( - islander muna-munang pugong sa luod nga gasuwat ani.  di na gyod ko mokaon ug kare-kare, ngeeeeeeh.)

Quote from: chicogon on July 12, 2011, 03:36:07 PM
Adto na lang sa Caingget... pag tricycle lang god 

maglakaw ra man ko sa una gikan sa pantalan paingon didto.  allowed na ba karon ang tricycle nga mokanaog sa caingget?

di na ko, huhuhu.  my love affair and loyalty to manggang hilaw ug oyap had ended.  giabot rag tagam sa kahangol, mohapdos na akong tiyan kun mokaon ko ani.  kutob sa mahimo, maglikay ko, pero kun naa ni sa akong mga kamot karon, bahala nang mohapdos ang tiyan, payts gihapon, huhuhu.

duda kog trendsetter ni siya, ahead of his time.  look at him, sitting there without a care.  ganyan ang mga celebs.  wa ta kahibawo, in three years' time, mao na niy uso nga olympic running shoes ug mga lalaki.  karang contest ang gawas, hahaha!

kun laki pa ni si banno, may puruhan nga taga-tb unta siya, hahaha! 

tingali tungod kay maestra ang akong mama mao nga wa ko kasuway anang imong naagian, raqz.  wa pod hinoon ko kahibawo kun angay ba kong malipay o dili.  kini man gong atong past experiences, they bring their joy on hindsight.  it is memories that give us second chances at happiness.  i imagine that you were smiling as you wrote and shared your experiences with teachers in your youth.

anyways, sa pagkakaron, kun ako gyod hinoon ang inahan aning bataa nga nagisi ang ulo, giyera-patani akong himoon (gawas lang tingalig iabot kog kalooy sa maestra whose profession and lifeblood are at stake).  ikiha gyod nakog left and right.  schooling for a six-year-old should be fun.  what memory will the little boy have that would be worth smiling about when it's the wound on his head that's smiling?  he may even choose to stop schooling all together.  what a potential lifetime damage.  from a teacher at that! 

how to vote for the inclusion of Puerto Princesa Underground River (PPUR) in the New 7 Wonders of Nature (N7WN):

internet

Go to the N7WN website
Click on the PPUR as your N7WN candidate
Register your email account
Send your vote
(one vote per email address)

mobile phone

SMS (text message) PPUR to 2861.  
(one SMS equals one vote)

telephone

any time, 24 hours a day, through the international voting line anywhere in the world.  
dial any one of these international telephone numbers:

+23-92201055
+1-869-760-5990
+1-649-339-8080
+44-758-900-1290

after the message and tone, dial PPUR’s 4-digit code of 7723.  
the thank you message soon after means your vote for PPUR has been cast.  

Philippine underground river up for new 7 wonders

The promotion of the Puerto Princesa Underground River, or PPUR, in Puerto Princesa, Palawan in the Philippines as one of the New Seven Wonders of Nature (N7WN) is now under way.

The 8.2 kilometer long PPUR was formed some 30 million years ago and now stands as the lone finalist from the Philippines for the N7WN.  It is considered as the longest underground river in the world, recognized as a UNESCO World Heritage Site in December 1999 and declared as a National Geographic Monument in December 2003.    

Philippine President Benigno S. Aquino III had earlier signed Presidential Proclamation No. 182 declaring a national and international promotion campaign for the inclusion of the unique underground river in the N7WN being conducted by a Swiss-based, government-controlled foundation. 

The presidential proclamation is an offshoot of the fact that from an initial list of 400 locations around the world, the PPUR made it to the top 14 of the 28 finalists as selected by a panel of international experts from a total list of 77 contenders in the first round of global voting from 2007 to 2010.  PPUR’s inclusion in the final list has now made it a popular tourist destination. 

As the voting is on a global scale with some one billion expected to vote, the Philippines is thus enjoining Filipinos everywhere to vote as a matter of patriotism.

Filipinos and other interested parties are enjoined to vote through the internet, SMS, or the telephone.

beauty!  morag gikan sa clinic ni belo, whew!  mora pod ug unod ug certain shells sa balingsya ang ngipon.  di hinoon ginamos...

hehe, truth to tell, tinuod, nagligid-ligid kog hilak pagkahuman ug ligid-ligid ug katawa kay ako silang gibato.  problema lang kay naunay ko sa usa sa mga bato sa akong kiting, mao nga nihilak ko, beeeehhh!

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.  (Erma Bombeck)

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend--and he's a priest.  (Erma Bombeck)

invaders?  kalamay vendors on the defense!

aw, nakalimot na man ko nga naa diay koy blonde streaks sa una...

nakasulod gihapon ko ana, bai hubs.  akoy nipaghot (di gyod ni iro kay bata mag hitsura), ang akong doggie maoy nakig-estorya (di gyod ni iro kay maayo man mo-estorya), ug ang bike akong gilukdo (di gyod ni bike kay wa man sakye).   

The middle-finger gesture, which has apparently had phallic connotations in every culture in which it has been used, is much older.  We know it dates back to ancient Greece, at least, where it was referenced in "The Clouds," a play written by Aristophanes in 423 B.C.  It was also well known to the Romans, who referred to it variously as digitus infamis ("infamous finger") and digitus impudicus ("indecent finger").  In all likelihood its origins were prehistoric.


http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-pluck-yew.htm

this must be a political dynasty of daughter (mayor), father (vice-mayor), and son (councilor); so far, the daughter punches, the father and son flash the dirty finger, and the father can shoot.  they're all very expressive.

could the vice-mayor have shot the sheriff if the sheriff punched his daughter back, in self-defense?

he ain't dirty harry no more.  he's dirty finger and the dirtiest harry. 

what about vagina hubag bahong sanga (vhbs), 'vibes' pag-pronounce?