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Bwahaha! 

Bwahaha!

Bwahaha!

Wa ba kaha tawon ni makatulog na lang kay gihigot diay to one awkward position...

Jenkins' practice of street art is to use the "street as a stage" where passersby become actors. Many of his installations have resulted in intervention by the authorities whom he also regards as actors. Most of his early outdoor works were non-commissioned.

Jenkins said the following about the illegal aspects of street art during an interview with art critic Brian Sherwin, "There is opposition, and risk, but I think that just shows that street art is the sort of frontier where the leading edge really does have to chew through the ice. And it's good for people to remember public space is a battleground, with the government, advertisers and artists all mixing and mashing, and even now the strange cross-pollination taking place as street artists sometimes become brands, and brands camouflaging as street art creating complex hybrids or impersonators. I think it's understanding the strangeness of the playing field where you'll realize that painting street artists, writers, as the bad guys is a shallow view. As for the old bronzes, I really don't see them as part of what's going on in the dialogue unless addressed by a new intervention." --Wiki

From Mark Jenkins comes this remarkable street sculpture called Embed. It consists of a male figure wearing a hoody sweatshirt with his head stuck inside a concrete wall. Mark creates sculptures out of tape, and then puts clothes on the sculpture. Other advertisers should take notes from this innovative, guerilla street artists. You can watch how his work stops people in their tracks. -- http://www.moillusions.com/

Mark Jenkins (born 1970 in Alexandria, Virginia) is an American artist most widely known for the street installations he creates using box sealing tape. In addition to creating art, he also teaches his sculpture techniques through workshops in cities he visits. He currently lives in Washington, DC. --Wiki

Thank God for lazy Sundays: Botoy dokdoking to the max!

Freestyle...

Bwahaha! 

Hmm, how neat...

Once more, with feeling...

...a lamb:

Quote from: islander on August 04, 2012, 11:35:40 AM
without a doubt.  hubag is the happier version of gollum.

Sobraan ra ko kalamorok ani nga shot...

Brayt jud diay... 

The Pythagorean theorem is named after the Greek mathematician Pythagoras, who by tradition is credited with its discovery and proof, although it is often argued that knowledge of the theorem predates him. There is evidence that Babylonian mathematicians understood the formula, although there is little surviving evidence that they used it in a mathematical framework. --Wiki

In any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares whose sides are the two legs (the two sides that meet at a right angle).

Aw, abi nakong mao nay nawong sa baje nga makawrasan og iring...

Spot the secret agent, er, the impostor...

Mao nga angay kang makontento sa imong trabaho karon...

Nindot pud nio nga design... 

Kini maoy payter...

Doggy pacifies baby, and pacifier pacifies doggy...

Quote from: jorgeanna on June 18, 2011, 09:28:30 AM
Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

Hmm, now that I know that, what do I do?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on August 05, 2012, 09:07:53 AM
daghan pud nabitkima sa ilad diri sa Bohol. They call it "budol-budol."

Mao ba? Ingon ani pud nga hitaboa? Naa may ilaron ka with the promise of making money, lahi pud ning morag mawala ka sa hustong kabuot.

Hmm, ambot lang hinuon kon nagsulti ba sa tinuod ang biktima aning balitaa...

There is humour here too, when McElhone wryly recounts the "endless… time-consuming crap" that arises out of a premature death. There are life insurance policies and mortgages to be sorted out â€" at one point, she fears she might lose the family home â€" and then there is a tortuous toing-and-froing with BT over an erratic broadband connection that takes "17 days of my life" to smooth out. When she composes a tongue-in-cheek advertisement for the role of her new partner, she outlines a series of necessary qualifications in bulletpoint format. "The mother's an actress," she writes. "I know they are generally a f***** nightmare, but I think she's been fairly humbled by recent events."

After You is an extremely moving account of loss and loneliness. But in writing about the acuteness of her grief, McElhone also pays tribute to the power of survival. In the end, she is saved by the unstoppable force of her love: both for the husband who died too early and for the sons who live on in his memory.

One of the things she finds hardest to cope with is her husband's fading image, the realisation that as time moves on, and as she gives birth to their new child, her memories of him are also dissolving. She compares the desire of the living to keep the flame of a dead person's memory alight to "blowing air into a balloon that deflates faster and faster each time. It becomes a desperate, soul-destroying exercise â€" one has to turn away to look for something that is breathing, growing, that might possibly last…

Gradually, McElhone begins to entertain the possibility that she might find a different kind of love with someone else, discovering â€" to her surprise â€" that she has a need for sexual intimacy. "I don't want to shut that side of myself down forever," she writes. "I don't only want to experience mother love." And then, aware of what she has admitted, she continues: "I would never look beyond you if you were here. The way you can stop me thinking like this is to come back!"

Her grief goes through different stages, by turns sad, angry, uncomprehending, bitter, philosophical and even, at points, ecstatic, almost joyful in the clarity it seems to lend her thoughts. She notes it all down unblinkingly, without lessening the potency of her feelings by attempting to explain them. The result is a brave and extraordinary testament of bereavement, as honest as any I have ever read. McElhone might not be as self-consciously erudite as Joan Didion in The Year of Magical Thinking, nor does she seek to anatomise the process of grieving, as CS Lewis did in A Grief Observed, but her greatest strength is her lack of style: she gets straight to the point; she tells us how it is.

Her lyrical, fluid prose hits the spot with such precision it can leave you wincing in pain. She writes with intelligence and insight, sometimes challenging her own preconceptions, her thoughts arguing with themselves on the page. "Death is final," she states at one point, only to contradict herself in the next sentence: "No it is not just final, it's worse than that, it's diminishing: the dead continue to decrease, to occupy less space."

It is one of the most horrific things a mother could ever have to do but, as McElhone relates in this slim, powerful memoir, it is only the beginning. She recounts with painful honesty how, over the next 12 months, she struggled to carry on living without "the love of my life" by her side.

After You consists of a series of letters written to Kelly, detailing McElhone's battle to stay afloat as she is buffeted by the waves of grief and loss. Each one is shaped by a complete, visceral truthfulness that spares us nothing. McElhone does not seek to parcel up her emotions into neat, literary packages to be understood by the reader. Instead she writes as she feels, putting every twisting glimmer of confused emotion directly onto the page. At times, she appears frustrated by the limits of language: "'Missing' is such a pissy hissy little word â€" it should be a word like 'mammoth'. I am really 'mammothing' you right now."

McElhone, a successful actress who starred in The Truman Show and Ronin, was filming in Los Angeles at the time of her husband's death. She was seven months pregnant with their third child. The couple's two other young boys, Theo and Otis, then eight and four, were playing in a gym near her trailer. The book opens with Neil's devastating phone call and the dawning realisation that McElhone will have to tell her sons what has happened. In a stream-of-consciousness passage of heightened, almost dream-like lucidity, McElhone manages at once to convey both the magnitude of her sudden loss and its dizzying, incomprehensible immediacy.

"I wipe some tears from my face â€" I don't want to scare them," she writes. "We sit in a tight circle, facing one another. 'I've got something horrible to tell you.'

"Theo: 'I know what it is â€" you've lost your job.'

"F***, I wish. Right now, I wish he was right and that was it. 'No, baby, I wish that was it … Dadu's died.'

"I hold it together for that statement, then the walls of my eyes come tumbling down again. He wails; the little one watches him like a hawk, scanning his big brother's reaction before deciding what his own should be."

In fact, Kelly had left a phone message on his wife's mobile a few hours before, telling her how much he was looking forward to celebrating the event. "I deleted the message because there would always be more messages like that from you," McElhone recalls in After You, the raw and beautiful tribute she has written to her lost love. "The next message was from your best friend, Neil. He sounded low, dark, he wanted me to call him."

When she returned Neil's call, he broke the news: Kelly had been found slumped in the doorway of their London home shortly after 10pm by a friend he had been due to meet that evening. The ambulance took him to the Chelsea and Westminster Hospital (where Kelly was a consultant) but nothing could be done to save him. A postmortem would subsequently discover that he had died of dilated cardiomyopathy, a condition that causes the heart to become weakened and enlarged so that it cannot pump blood properly.

After You: Letters of Love, and Loss, to a Husband and Father by Natascha McElhone
by Elizabeth Day, The Observer
http://www.guardian.co.uk/



Natascha McElhone and her husband Martin Kelly, pictured in 2003.
Photograph: Alan Davidson/WireImage


Death brings with it many horrible ironies. In the case of Natascha McElhone's husband, who died suddenly of a heart attack in May 2008, perhaps one of the most noticeable was timing. It was not simply that Martin Kelly, an eminent plastic surgeon, went too young â€" the father-of-two was only 43-years-old, fit and healthy with no known medical problems â€" it was also the fact that he died the day after the couple's 10th wedding anniversary.

Natascha McElhone was away filming in LA, with her two sons and pregnant with her third child when she received news that her beloved husband, Martin, had died suddenly of a heart attack. Unable to accept this devastating loss, she began writing letters to her husband, telling him how she felt, and how she and her children were adapting to life without him. The result is "After You", a triumphant testament to the resilience of the human spirit. It is a profoundly moving tribute to Natascha McElhone's three sons, whose appetite for life led the author through her darkest moments, and to their remarkable father. -- http://www.amazon.com/

Klarong nagkasinabot...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 05, 2012, 08:55:36 AM
Sumala sa giasoy sa biktima nga daw na-“hypnotized” kini sa maong babaye ug nawala siya sa kaugalingon ug wala na kini makabalibad dihang gikuha niini ang dalang salaping cash nga P48,000. Lakip sa gikuha sa babaye ang upat niya ka kwintas nga bulawan nga P88, 000 ang kantidad, duha ka singsing nga bulawan nga P30,000 ang kantidad, tulo pa ka silver nga singsing nga P30,000 ang kantidad, mga earings, wedding ring ug ingon man mga groceries nga iyang kinompra.

Apil ang groceries? Walang patawad diay. Kon signature pa tong iyang sinina ug sapatos nameligro nga basin gihuboan siya...

Hipnotismo? Kuyawa gud. Mora diayng Jedi knight...

Ni Romeo T. Limpangog/EIM (Banat) Updated August 05, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Usa ka negosyanteng babaye ang nangangkong na-hipnotismo siya sa usa ka tawong mangingilad diay ug misakiyo sa iyang P150,000 nga kantidad sa mga  diha sa sitio Cawayan sa barangay Pitogo sa lungsod sa Consolacion ala-una pasado ang takna sa hapon niadtong miaging adlaw.

Ang biktima mao si Cristina Delima Pepito, 31, biyuda nga taga barangay Tayud sa nahisgutang lungsod. Usa ka wala mailhing babaye nga nagpangidaron og 30-anyos pataas ug kasarangan ang panglawas maoy gitumbok niyang miilad kaniya. Si PO1 Baltazar Francisco sa kapolisan sa maong lungsod nga nahinabi sa Banat News miingon nga gikan pa nga nangompra ang biktima ug paingon na kini pauli sa ilang panimalay. Dugang pa niya nga samtang nagpaabot kini og sakyanan sa maong lugar giduol siya sa maong babaye ug gilingawlingaw siya sa pag-estorya-estorya.

Sumala sa giasoy sa biktima nga daw na-“hypnotized” kini sa maong babaye ug nawala siya sa kaugalingon ug wala na kini makabalibad dihang gikuha niini ang dalang salaping cash nga P48,000. Lakip sa gikuha sa babaye ang upat niya ka kwintas nga bulawan nga P88, 000 ang kantidad, duha ka singsing nga bulawan nga P30,000 ang kantidad, tulo pa ka silver nga singsing nga P30,000 ang kantidad, mga earings, wedding ring ug ingon man mga groceries nga iyang kinompra. Gitug-an sa biktima nga daw nawad-an kini sa iyang umoy sulod sa pipila ka gutlo nga pagpakig-estorya sa maong babaye ug wala na kini makabalibad dihang gipanguha gikan kaniya ang maong mga butang.

Si Francisco miingon nga bugtong nahinumdoman sa biktima nga human makuha ang salapi ug mga alahas nakit-an niya ang maong babaye nga misakay og usa ka awto nga nagdala sa plate number nga WEE- 682 nga gimaneho sa wala mailhing lalaki ug mipabulhot sa pagpadagan pahilayo sa maong dapit. â€" (BANAT NEWS)

Quote from: islander on August 04, 2012, 11:13:53 PM
no sweat.  grabe nag bawos pagwilik ni inday sa iyang tiil nga gigunitan.

Buak pud ang itlog ni Ondoy?

Kon perfectly round pa ni unya naay tulo ka lungag, way kalainan sa bowling ball...

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2012, 01:31:55 AM
floor wax ba kaha ang gigamit ani o shoe polish?

Malagmit industrial strength polishing creme sama ani:

Kaluoy sa mga piso nga wa kaabot og 45 diyas ang ilang kinabuhi...

Ni Lesley Caminade-Vestil/EIM (Banat) Updated August 05, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Mokabat sa P10 milyones ang danyos sa nahitabong sunog sa usa ka manokan sa barangay Magdugo syudad sa Toledo pasado alas-3 sa kaadlawon kagahapong adlawa.

Sa pakighinabi sa Banat News ni SFO2 Constancio Alcover Jr., misaysay kini nga ang nasunog nga poultry farm gipanag-iya ni Ruth Villa Climaco kinsa maoy mitawag sa ilang buhatan ug mipahibalong nasunog ang iyang negosyo.

Matud pa ni Alcover dako na kaayo ang kalayo apan nakontrolar nila kini sulod sa 15- minutos apan milanat pa og usa ka oras una nila hingpit napawong ang kalayo.

Gibanabanang mokabat sa P10 milyones ang kantidad sa danyos nga naglakip sa 90,000 ka mga pisong manok ang nangamatay sa maong sunog.

Nagduda usab si Alcover nga faulty electrical wiring maoy hinungdan sa maong sunog tungod kay ang manokan kinahanglan mang sug-an apan duna pay laing imbestigasyon nga himuon pagtino sa hinungdan niini.

Atol sa pagkahitabo dunay unom ka mga lalaking katabang sa maong poultry nga diha nangatulog tapad sa poultry farm apan wala nila mapugngi ang kapaspas sa pagkatap sa kalayo. â€" (BANAT NEWS)

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on August 04, 2012, 09:57:53 PM
kining gaba dili magsaba. bisan asa paagihon.

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2012, 12:01:14 AM
hadlok bitaw.  imagine, hasta tutonlan agian.

Hmm, human sa tutonlan, asa na pud kaha sunod moagi...

Kini kay medyo di kaayo bikil tan-awon... 

Lunhaw pa kaayo ang kawayan...

Quote from: bugsay on August 03, 2012, 12:08:32 PM
lipay ang mga driver ani...

Seksi to siya tinuod, Bay Bugs? Morag OK man gud, bisag lubot ray basihan...

Quote from: islander on August 03, 2012, 08:46:58 AM
if this is in china, she's not peeing.  she's pooing.

bugsay can attest.

Bugsay took this picture?

Angay na siyang mopahuway...

(Banat) Updated August 04, 2012 12:00 AM
 

CEBU, Philippines - Natuk-an sa gikaong pakwan ug gamay nga karneng susama og bacon si kanhi presidente ug karon kongresista Gloria Macapagal Arroyo kinsa gidala sa Veterans Memorial Medical Center niadtong Huwebes sa gabii.

Sumala pa sa report sa GMA News Online, si VMMC head Dr. Nona Legaspi gitambagan na si Arroyo nga mopahuway una tungod kay nabantayan nilang mihugo kini dihang gidala niadtong Huwebes sa gabii diha sa maong tambalanan.

"We have to consider medyo may anatomic problem sa leeg. ‘Yung pag-move dapat may maneuver for the food to go down. Apparently nakasabay yata sa melon was a piece of meat, (Arroyo) swallowed some sort of bacon-like meat," matud pa ni Legaspi dihang giinterbyu kini sa dzBB radio.

Niadtong Huwebes sa gabii gidala si Arroyo sa VMMC tungod sa gipamating acute cervical ug lumbar pain.

Dugang pa niini gitambagan si Arroyo nga kinahanglang mopahuway, likayan ang pagbiyahe ug pugson gyud nga makakaon tungod kay dako kini og papel alang sa hingpit niyang kaayohan.

Si Arroyo sayo niining semanaha mitambong sa usa ka sesyon sa Ubos Balaybalauranan sa unang higayon gikan sa pagkabilanggo niini sugod niadtong milabay’ng tuig.

Dili pa lang dugay nakagawas gikan sa pagka-hospital arrest sa VMMC si Arroyo human kini tuguti sa korte nga makabutang og piyansa sa kasong electoral sabotage tungod sa kahuyang sa ebidensya batok sa kanhi pangulo.  Gikan sa Wires/EIM   - BANAT NEWS

Daghang sad-an aning hitaboa...

Nila Darrel A. Carumba ug Romeo T. Limpangog/WC (Banat) Updated August 04, 2012 12:00 AM
 

CEBU, Philippines - Nakabsan sa kinabuhi ang 3 anyos nga batang lalaki human kini dasmagi sa usa ka motorsiklo didto sa barangay Fuente, lungsod sa Carmen niadtong Huwebes sa hapon.

Ang biktima giila sa ngalan nga si Vaynel Mar Bayon, 3, nga nagpuyo sa maong lugar.

Samtang ang nakadasmag nga motorsiklo gimaneho ni Antonio Barbas Jr. nga taga barangay Catmon Daan sa lungsod sa Catmon.

Si PO3 Roger Delan sa Carmen Police Station mibutyag sa Banat News  nga nagpaingon sa dakbayan sa Sugbo ang motorsiklo gikan sa amihanan dihang kalit lang milabang sa karsada ang biktima.

Matud pa ni PO3 Delan nga gumikan sa kakusog nga dagan sa motorsiklo, wala na kini makontrolar sa drayber ug nasabak ang bata sa pangunahang ligid hinungdan nga gumikan sa kakusog, milupad kini ug sa pagtugpa niini nabunal ang ulo sa sementadong karsada nga maoy hinungdan sa hinanali niyang kamatayon.

Gisuwayan og hatud sa mga tagtungod ang biktima ngadto sa Danao City District Hospital diin kini ideklarar nga dead on arrival.

Samtang ang drayber mitahan usab sa iyang kaugalingon ngadto sa kapolisan ug sa pagkakaron nagtingkagol na sa prisohan samtang nagpaabot sa tukmang kiha nga ipasaka batok kaniya.

Gidudahan usab sa kapolisan nga nataligam-an sa mga ginikanan ang biktima.   - BANAT NEWS

Quote from: islander on August 03, 2012, 07:27:38 PM
if only they'd run out of women.  then those men will kill each other honorably.

Ang nakaparat kon kontento lang sila nga way baje...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 04, 2012, 08:47:06 PM

Hala! Wa kaha sakiti si Inday ani?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on August 03, 2012, 09:01:18 AM
gitulis niya ang katawhan, siya na pod gitulis sa katawhan... Reap what you sow..

Bawos-bawos lang diay...

Bwahaha! Verboten twice over!

Ang kwarta nga para kalsada nga farm to market, mahimong bank to pocket...

Quote from: islander on August 03, 2012, 11:12:33 AM
sa gawas tan-awon, dili.  gawas kun ang labor cost ani in dollars.  hinoon, pilay pad sa unggoy kun ang sulod ani digital ang facilities.

Basin naay libreng snacks sa sulod...

Quote from: islander on August 03, 2012, 11:10:53 AM
morag puro naay interest.  ambot tuod pod nganong ahat man nga mangangkon ang manila.  manila imperialism at work again?  unay bitaw silag mga buaya sa congress sa quezon city nga mas duol ra.  daghan pa gyong dagko didto.

Bwahaha! Ang nakalahi kay ang mga buaya sa Kongreso di man mapangwartahan kay sila man mismo ang sirok mangwarta...

Maayo tingaling mopawong og kayo ang bombero bisag edaran na mao nga mas gusto ni misis masahista...

Ni Guam P. Logroño
Friday, August 3, 2012


BOMBERO ug giingong kabit niya nga masahista nga minyo usab nagkahiusa sulod sa prisohan sa Barili Police Station.

Unang nadakpan sa kapulisan ang babaye dihang naaktuhan sila sa bana niini nga naggakos ug ang bombero sulod sa fire station.

Ang bombero nakaeskapo sakay sa iyang motorsiklo.

Si FO2 Jerry Berdin, 47, minyo, sakop sa bombero sa lungsod sa Barili, taga Sitio Timpolok, Barangay Babag, dakbayan sa Lapu-Lapu gisikop niadtong Huwebes sa alas 9 sa gabii human giatake si Chief Insp. Marlon Gumabao, hepe sa Barili Police ug namaak sa imbestigador nga si SPO2 Marcelo Quevedo.

Si SPO1 Elmer Opsima, sa Barili Police kinsa usa sa mga arresting officer nga nahinabi sa Sun.Star Superbalita, nagkanayon niadtong Agusto 1, Miyerkules alas 9:05 sa gabii, gisikop si Marivic Ricaborda, 28, minyo, taga dakbayan sa Carcar masahista ug manikyurista nga nailang kabit ni Berdin.

Gipadayag ni Opsima nga nireklamo si Gonzalo, 29, traysikol driver, taga dakbayan sa Carcar, hinungdan nga gisikop si Marivic dihang naaktuhan nga naggakos ug si Berdin sulod sa buhatan sa bombero sa lungsod sa Barili.

Si Berdin nakasibat kay nasakay sa iyang motorsiklo ug wa na maapsi pa sa kapulisan Barili.

Apan nahibulong na lang sila niadtong Huwebes sa gabii kalit nitungha sa police station ang bombero ug gikaestorya si Gumabao nga iyang gimanduan nga buhian si Marivic.

Si Gumabao wa mosanong sanglit kasuhan kini sa bana og adultery samtang siya kasuhan sab og concubinage.

Gikatahong nangisog ang bombero hinungdan nga gimaymayan siya ni Gumabao nga mokalma ug ilang estoryahon sa tarong ang isyu sa iyang opisina.

Apan nasuko si Berdin, wa mosunod sa opisina ug giatake og kalit si Gumabao nga niresulta sa ilang nilayugay hangtud nga sila si Opsima ug imbestigador nga si SPO2 Quevedo niuwang aron mokalma ang bombero.

Inay mopatuo, giingong nangisog og maayo si Berdin ug gipaak pa sa bukton si Quevedo, hinungdan sa pagkaangol niini.

Dugang nakuhang impormasyon sa kapulisan nga ang masahista ug bombero dugay nang nagtipon hinungdan nga pwerting laguta sa bana dihang nakit-an niini nga diha sa fire station naggaksanay.

Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Agosto 04, 2012.