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Quote from: yadz26 on June 17, 2007, 12:44:00 PM
the original email says......

Fwd: FW: believe it or not

Good morning all..............

THIS IS FOUND IN THE PHILIPPINES SHORE OF SORSOGON. AND THIS IS FOR REAL, WE DO HAVE THIS KIND OF CREATURES IN THE PHILIPPINES. BELIEVE OR NOT ITS UP TO YOU!!!!!

This creature was found along the shores of Sorsogon.

so, not really in cebu..
its an urban legend..
you can fake pictures nowadays..

FYI: the original pictures was sold in ebay from a user name "seamystery" and described the item 'golden mermaid found dead on a lonely Florida beach'. and guess who is this seamystery?

dili kay sa sorsogon ra uy kundi all over the world....ehhehehehehe....na fake sad diay ka? abi nimo original to email nadawat nimo? hehehehehhe....

Quote from: buenavista on June 17, 2007, 04:01:15 PM
react ko ha!kay chicks pa man ko hehehe

chicken na ka uy!

Quote from: lumine on June 17, 2007, 05:32:45 PM
ah ok.

we're glad you're here coz we learned something from the topics you posted.

walay sapayan madam...im always glad to be at your service!

Quote from: lumine on June 17, 2007, 05:48:10 PM
dri sad, since i can't speak dutch, maningkamot tawn relatives sa ako bana mag-english. as you said, broken english but it's "sabotable" man sad.

gamit kag mga translator na software...

wala bay mga chicks dire mike! im single and available and ready to mingle! heheheehehehehh!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 17, 2007, 10:54:20 AM
Hello, tess, maayong pag-abot dinhi.

All people here are perfectly normal. So don't be scared.

Do you drink bahalina?

We like water.

Enjoy our site!

ako ra ang medyo may pagka paranormal entity dire...hahahahahaha!

Quote from: lumine on June 16, 2007, 06:14:28 PM
OIC! thanks!

mao na kun makakita gani mo ug panggaw sa dagat, ayaw gyud na ninyo hilabti kay basig mabarang mo sa tag-iya! heheheheheh!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 16, 2007, 11:16:39 AM
natag-anan na jud bah!
naunhan ko dah...hinay-hinay na ko baid sa ako memory..lolz!

tiguwang na gyud ka yadz...

Quote from: rose on June 17, 2007, 01:42:35 AM
So you found a mate, aye? Welcome ghost. Chills.

pataka lang ka diha rose...

Quote from: lumine on June 17, 2007, 02:49:26 AM
you are most welcome, rose!

hay naku...if kamo kaha magwork dire sa middle east,dili ba kaha matay-an inyong english? hehehhehehe....ngano nakapangutana ko ani? lahi man dire kay eventhough you are working with different nationalities and english is being used as a medium of communication, dili ka masabtan nila if mogamit kag saktong grammar sa english. mao na ikaw na expert in english communication, matakdan ka sa ilang broken english kay di man pwede na sila ang mo-apas sa imong level...ikaw man ang mona-og gikan sa imong level aron magkasinabot ka nila...eheheheheh....better me go there in america...too much people there understand english...i no like working here in saudi...but i no have money! can you borrow me money?....please learn me english...hehehehehehhe

Little by little my heart is charmed...
by yours truly

Little by little my heart is charmed,
From that dazzling smile you always have.
Each and every moment I see you,
I remember the most beautiful view,
My most treasured views taken from you.

Little by little my heart is charmed,
With the smallest piece of hope I have.
Even if you don't mind me at all,
The love that I have for you stands tall!
Like the strongest wall, built not to fall.

Little by little my heart is charmed,
With love, courage, and pride I have.
Even in times I feel like giving up,
Love will always keep my spirit up,
To keep on fighting and never stop!

Little by little my heart is charmed,
With all the conversations we have.
Even your face sometimes filled with anger,
There's no reason for me to fear,
For I am ready to face the consequences my dear!

Little by little my heart is charmed,
With all the reasons mentioned above.
Even if I pretend I don't love you at all,
It would still be undeniable,
For it is beyond my heart's control.

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....
However, the girl's
father does not like him and want them to stop their
relationship. ..... and so.. The boy wrote this letter
to the girl..
he knows that the girl's father will definitely read
this letter...

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to
the girl, the boy told
the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to
read
1.3.5.7.9.11. 13 (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but
the Odd Number
lines..

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular
face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your
triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,
it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots,
which only you can solve by making good binary relation
with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions
but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The
geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do n ot meet me at parabola restaurant on
date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of
160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial
of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives
of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
De-Morgan's Law,
7th Cross. Binomial Avenue

NEVER LIE TO KIDS

    There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a
    little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself
    with the newspaper he was reading.

    The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have
    under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy
    replied, "A bird."

    The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he
    woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.

    The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I
    don't know.

    I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a
    question, I

    guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm
    here."

    The police went to the beach, found the girl, and
    asked her,

    What did you do to that naked fellow?"

    After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I
    was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I
    broke its neck,

    cracked its e ggs, and set its nest on fire



    Moral of the story....................never lie to
    kids.

FIVE CORPORATE LESSONS

Corporate Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in
a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment,
the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800
he owes me?"

Moral of the story: -
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk
with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to
prevent avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand
slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: -
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Corporate Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless
supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after  lunch."

Moral of the story: -
Always let your boss have the first say.

Corporate Lesson 4
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit
asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: - "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: -
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.


Corporate Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got
the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at
the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: -
b*** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!

Make a personal reflection about this. Very interesting, read until the
end...

It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): "Be not deceived; God is not
mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Here are some men and women who mocked God:

JOHN LENNON:
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about
that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we
are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were
more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his
party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes,
but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During a show in
Caneco ( Rio de Janeiro ), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some
smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you."  He died at the age of
32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.

THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic
would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it."  The
result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.

MARILYN MONROE:
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the
Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher
had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus". A week later, she was found
dead in her apartment.

BON SCOTT:
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: "Don't stop
me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell". On the 19th of
February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own
vomit.

CAMPINAS/SP IN 2005
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the
drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand,
who was already seated in the car: "MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE
PROTECT YOU."   She responded: "ONLY IF HE (GOD) TRAVELS IN THE TRUNK, CAUSE
INSIDE HERE IT'S ALREADY FULL!"  Hours later, news came by that they had
been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be
recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was
intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained
intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none were
broken.

Christine Hewitt: a Jamaican Journalist and entertainer,said the Bible (Word
of God) was the worst book ever written, in June 2006 she was found burnt
beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that
was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only
Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.

JESUS!!!

P.S: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone. So are you going
to have courage to send this? I have done my part, Jesus said "If you are
embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my
Father."

"What benefit does it have, if a man gains the whole world but loses his
soul?  What can man give in exchange of his soul?" (Matthew 16:26).

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.

He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.

Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! . She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?"

You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."

He said ... "Then I thank you from my heart."

As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.

Many year's later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.

Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.

Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.

Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.

He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.

After a long struggle, the battle was won.

Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words ...

"Paid in full with one glass of milk"

(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.

Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You,
God, that Your love has spread broad through human hearts and hands."

There's a saying which goes something like this: Bread cast on the waters comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or someone you love at the least expected time. If you never see the deed again at least you will have made the world a better place - And, after all, isn't that what life is all about?


The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which To burn .

A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful  sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his  father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car.

Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study. His father
told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his
son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat Disappointed, the young man opened the box  and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the  young man's name embossed in gold. Angrily, he  raised his voice to his father and said, "With all  your money you give me a Bible? and stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible.

Many years passed and the young man was very  successful in business. He had a beautiful home and  wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had  not seen him since that graduation day. Before he  could make arrangements, he received a telegram  telling him his father had passed away, and willed  all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come  home immediately and take care of things.
When he arrived at his father's house, sudden  sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to  search through his father's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years  ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to
turn the pages. His father had carefully underlined a verse,
Matt 7:11, "And if ye, being evil know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more
shall your Heavenly father which is in heaven, give  to those who ask Him?" As he read those words, a car key dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a tag  with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the  sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date  of his graduation, and the words...PAID IN FULL.
How many times do we miss God's blessings because  they are not packaged as we expected? I trust you enjoyed this. Pass it on to others. Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for...

IF YOUR GIFT IS NOT PACKED THE WAY YOU WANT IT, IT'S
BECAUSE IT IS BETTER PACKED THAT WAY! ALWAYS
APPRECIATE LITTLE THINGS; THEY USUALLY LEAD YOU TO
ATTACHMENTS!

Quote from: buenavista on June 16, 2007, 01:13:22 PM
basin natrapik pa!

basig nasaag or nadakpan na ug traffic violation...

Quote from: lumine on June 17, 2007, 02:56:29 AM
that means, Ghost, you're addicted to tubag bohol and you can't control your fingers from replying the posts.

dili man na addict...wla mna gud laing kalingawan dire sa lugar namo mao ni pa forum2x lang ko...

Quote from: rose on June 17, 2007, 01:12:23 AM
You're welcome GHOST! You bring chills down my spine. BTW, your Bill Gates sharing stunned me!

i didnt notice daghan man diay of fans si bill gates dire!

Quote from: rose on June 17, 2007, 01:33:12 AM
Naapil jud ka. Hapit na ka ma hero member!!! Yehey!!!

di man na importante ang gidaghanon sa post...ang importante if naa bay sense imong gipang post! hehehehehe...

Quote from: rose on June 17, 2007, 12:34:58 AM
Speed, color, and capacity. Where do gender, beauty, and character fit in? Anyway, your request has been noted.

At your service,

A Rose Like No Other

P.S.
Why not visit the Trio's home?

no need...thanks anyway!

Quote from: rose on June 17, 2007, 12:10:00 AM
If Mike couldn't do the job, I can create an ethereal being for you. Just give me the specs including speed, color, and capacity.

basta babae,gwapa,bootan

Quote from: GEC348 on June 17, 2007, 12:23:26 AM
Could it be possible Ghost has a ghost writer? Nah... I don't think so 

it might be...

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 11:12:43 PM
Keep up the good work, Ghost. I learn many things from your Windows XP tips.

mike! basig naa kay ika recommend nako na chick...ill take it as a compliment...ehehehheh

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 11:39:00 PM
Ghost, how special you are. GEC made a poem just for you.

that's why they called me the ghost...hehehehe

naa gihapon ko dire?

hala! number 1 lagi ko?

hala! naapil lagi ko?

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 10:55:19 PM
Color is very important to me. I've tried it, but I was disappointed seeing the diminishing color of my computer screen. Back to the millions of colors. 

Thats the point! We have to sacrifice graphics to gain more speed...its a matter of choice man sad...ehehehheheeh....

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 10:53:48 PM
My harddrive is formatted in FAT32. I think most notebook harddrives are designed in this format.

FAT32 is almost obsolete...Im using toshiba satellite a100 and it was formatted in NTFS and almost all the displayed laptops here in the kingdom are also formatted in NTFS. For me, FAT32 will work great only if we are using dual operating systems...

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 06:54:34 AM
Tubag... 

my knowledge and wisdom...and my anting2x! hahahahahaha!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 07:07:08 AM
If a movie was being made of your life and you could choose the actor/actress to play you, who would you choose and why?

i want steven seagal bcoz other actors couldnt dare to the handle those fighting scenes of my life...

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 16, 2007, 10:55:01 AM
Careful, now. A girl complicates things. If you're not picky, getting a gf won't be a problem. The neighbors' yaya will do. If, on the other hand, you want an equal, that's where it gets tricky. A girl who is your equal will hold you spellbound, but she might also give you a coronary.

And no, I do not have a girlfriend.

easy for you to say but hard for me to do...

ill do magic stuffs

my toshiba satellite A100 hehehehehheheh!

i hate english and filipino but i love math and science...

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 07:02:39 AM
If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

i wud play the role of harry s. stamper as bruce willis played in armaggedon last 1998...

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 06:57:25 AM
If you could have any job in the world, which one would you want?

i want to be the pope of the roman catholic church!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 04:42:49 AM
I have an e-book that explores everything about XP. I stop reading it when Vista was released.
Windows Fiji/Fuji is on the way. Expected date of release is 2009.

I think vista wont be as popular as xp...

Its for learning purposes man sad...

ADVISORY: While rare, the "WaitToKillService" tweak can cause problems. If an application is in the process of saving data and the associated service is stopped prematurely, the data will not be saved and may be lost.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 04:20:09 AM
Ghost,

If your DDR is 512, I think we don't need this option? What do you think?

Maybe...but as time goes by, you can not expect your hardware to function like those of the brand news so definitely you'll need this option somehow...heheheheheh

Quote from: buenavista on June 07, 2007, 09:45:41 AM
Diri sa factory na ako gtrabahuan,mostly na nagtrabaho diri mga filipino sagol-sagol lang tagalog,bisaya,waray ug mga ilonggo.So syempre nagkalain-lain pod ang sinultihan,since mas daghan ang mga tagalog wala mi mahimo mga bisaya kun dili managalog pero kung sila ra pod ang amo kaistorya.pero naay jud uban diri mga bisaya na sobra na kaarte bisan ang kaestorya mga bisaya magtinagalog,nya mailhan ra ba ang ila pronunciation kay BISDAK kaau,mao na kataw-an lang mi nila ug biay-biayon,ingon sila ang mga bisaya kuno dili mga Filipino.
Grabe ang discrimination nila natong mga bisaya,pero kung mag-estorya mi mag nga-nga ra sila kay dili man sila kasabot,usahay libakon namo sila pero sila dili kalibak hehe!Alkanse sila di ba?
Hay,mga filipino jud!

dire sa amoa diay kay di man gyud na magkasinabot mga bisaya sa mga tagalog,ilokano ug mga kapampangan...pero ang mga bisaya dire tested na gyud na dili kayang daug-daugon sa mga taga luzon, hinoon mga bisaya may pinakadaghan ug gipangukulata na mga taga luzon dire sa amoa!i dont know if angayan ba ni ikapanghambog but being the only boholano in our company, im always keeping my standard high...bow

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 09, 2007, 05:10:04 PM
tinuod jud oi...  kay mao pud baya ni akong buhaton kung naa koy problema.. kay ngano pud kaha nga kung duna kay problema mosulod man pud dayon sa imong hunahuna ang kanta nga motukma pud sa imong gibati..

Mao unta kini ang hunahunaon sa mga namunuan sa atong nasud...  Unsaon mangud nag-inilugay raman kung kinsay makalingkod anang pwestuha apan wala  mga-ilog pagsulbad sa mga problema sa katawhan sa nasud.

Galing kay karon, sa Laguna man guro to nga public school maningil na bayad para enrol, nga free man unta nag enrolment ang public. Mao gani gitawag nag public..

di nalang ta magsalig sa mga namunuan sa atong nasud! maningkamot nalang ta ug ato! matud pa ni JFK man cguro to,"Dont ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your own country!"

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
i heard about the protest sa owner ani kay they feed live animals jud so ni react ang animal rights activist..

alangan man ug imo na pakan-on ug sagbot! live animals man gyud ginapakaon ana! at first manok,then ereng,then ero,than karon baboy na gyud!heheheheh...

Quote from: Capitan Berong on June 02, 2007, 10:14:33 PM
Mike,

Is it possible that the board compose page carry a provision to INSERT Files? Right now, its got INSERT Flash, INSERT Image, INSERT Hyperlink, INSERT Email & INSERT FTP Link. I would prefer to have an INSERT File utility so one can conveniently include in the composition page, files in various formats (Word, spreadsheet, PDF, etc.) with their formatting carried over.

Many thanks!

yup! bisag kanang winzip or winrar files lang gud...hehehehehhe

angayan ka mag public servant mike!

Speed up Menu Appearence Without Causing Problems with zero delay


Follow these steps to avoid menus popping up too fast when opening up the start menu or any other menu, making it less annoying because un-wanted menus won't pop up first.

   1. Start Regedit.  (Click on Run in the start menu, then type "regedit" without the quotes and hit enter)
   2. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop
   3. Select MenuShowDelay from the list on the right.
   4. Right on it and select Modify.
   5. Change the value to only 150, its the perfect speed setting so menus appear quick, but not to quick so that the un-wanted ones appear.
   6. Reboot your computer.

This little toggle will make a big difference and cause less agony. :-)

Shutdown XP Faster


1) Start - Run - Regedit
Navigate to the following Registry key:
HKEY CURRENT USER\Control Panel\Desktop
Double click on the AutoEndTasks entry and replace the 0 with a 1 in the Value data text box

For the next two, if the dword value indicated does not exist, create it:

Double click on the WaitToKillAppTimeout entry in the right pane and change the Value data to 2000

Double click on the HungAppTimeout entry in the right pane and change the Value data to 1000

Reboot

If still having a problem, make the next change:

2) HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control
Right-click on WaitToKillServiceTimeout and change it to 2000

NOTE: The lowest value Windows will recognize is 1000 (1 second)

ADVISORY: While rare, the "WaitToKillService" tweak can cause problems. If an application is in the process of saving data and the associated service is stopped prematurely, the data will not be saved and may be lost.

Optimise NTFS

NTFS is a great filesystem, but its feature-set comes at a slight cost in performance. You can negate this a little with the following tips:

* By default NTFS will automatically update timestamps whenver a directory is traversed. This isn't a necessary feature, and it slows down large volumes.

Disable it by pointing regedit to:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\FileSystem and set 'NtfsDisableLastAccessUpdate' to 1.

* NTFS uses disparate master file control tables to store filesystem information about your drives. Over time these core MFT files grow and become fragmented, slowing down all accesses to the drive. By setting aside a little space, MFT's can grow without becoming fragmented. In the same key where you disabled the last access feature creat a new DWORD value called 'NtfsMftZoneReservation' and set it to 2.

Note:  This tweak will not work on FAT32 file systems!

A very important reminder...

Before doing any tweaks on your PC, be sure to create a system restoration point just in case something wrong might happen, you can easily restore your PC to your previous settings!

Happy tweaking!

Memory Performance Tweak
Posted 10/30/2002 by TweakXP Member

These Settings will fine tune your systems memory

management -at least 512MB of ram recommended (ALTHOUGH it might work on 128 and 256 Mb)

go to start\run\regedit -and then to the following key

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management

1.DisablePagingExecutive -double click it and in the decimal put a 1 - this allows XP to keep data in memory now instead of paging sections of ram to harddrive yeilds faster performance.

2.LargeSystemCache- double click it and change the decimal to 1 -this allows XP Kernel to Run in memory improves system performance alot

Reboot and watch your system fly ..happy tweakin

Note: This tweak may cause problems with ATI cards

Increase XP NTFS performance

Last access time stamps
XP automatically updates the date and time stamp with information about the last time you accessed a file. Not only does it mark the file, but it also updates the directory the file is located in as well as any directories above it. If you have a large hard drive with many subdirectories on it, this updating can slow down your system.

To disable the updating, start the Registry Editor by selecting Run from the Start menu, typing regedit in the Open text box, and clicking OK. When the Registry Editor window opens, navigate through the left pane until you get to

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Filesystem

In the right pane, look for the value named NtfsDisableLastAccessUpdate. If the value exists, it's probably set to 0. To change the value, double-click it. You'll then see the Edit DWORD Value screen. Enter 1 in the Value Data field and click OK.

If the value doesn't exist, you'll need to add it. Select New | DWORD Value from the Edit menu. The new value will appear in the right pane, prompting you for a value name. Type NtfsDisableLastAccessUpdate and press [Enter]. Double-click the new value. You'll then see the Edit DWORD Value screen. Enter 1 in the Value Data field and click OK. When you're done, close Regedit. Your registry changes will be saved automatically. Reboot your workstation.

The Master File Table
The Master File Table (MFT) keeps track of files on disks. This file logs all the files that are stored on a given disk, including an entry for the MFT itself. It works like an index of everything on the hard disk in much the same way that a phone book stores phone numbers.

NTFS keeps a section of each disk just for the MFT. This allows the MFT to grow as the contents of a disk change without becoming overly fragmented. This is because Windows NT didn't provide for the defragmentation of the MFT. Windows 2000 and Windows XP’s Disk Defragmenter will defragment the MFT only if there’s enough space on the hard drive to locate all of the MFT segments together in one location.

As the MFT file grows, it can become fragmented. Fortunately, you can control the initial size of the MFT by making a change in the registry. Making the MFT file larger prevents it from fragmenting but does so at the cost of storage space. For every kilobyte that NTFS uses for MFT, the less it has for data storage.

To limit the size of the MFT, start the Registry Editor by selecting Run from the Start menu, typing regedit in the Open text box, and clicking OK. When the Registry Editor window opens, navigate through the left pane until you get to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Filesystem

In the right pane, look for the value named NtfsMftZoneReservation. If the value doesn't exist, you'll need to add it. Select New | DWORD Value from the Edit menu. The new value will appear in the right pane, prompting you for a value name. Type NtfsMftZoneReservation and press [Enter]. Double-click the new value. You'll then see the Edit DWORD Value screen.

The default value for this key is 1. This is good for a drive that will contain relatively few large files. Other options include:

    * 2â€"Medium file allocation
    * 3â€"Larger file allocation
    * 4â€"Maximum file allocation


To change the value, double-click it. When the Edit DWORD Value screen appears, enter the value you want and click OK. Unfortunately, Microsoft doesn't give any clear guidelines as to what distinguishes Medium from Larger and Maximum levels of files. Suffice it to say, if you plan to store lots of files on your workstation, you may want to consider a value of 3 or 4 instead of the default value of 1.

When you're done, close Regedit. Your registry changes will be saved automatically. Reboot your workstation. Unlike other registry changes, which take place immediately for maximum benefit, NtfsMftZoneReservation works best on freshly formatted hard drives. This is because XP will then create the MFT in one contiguous space. Otherwise, it will just modify the current size of the MFT, instantly fragmenting it. Therefore, it's best to use this if you plan to have one drive for data and another for applications.

Short filenames
Even though NTFS can support filenames with 256 characters in order to maintain backward compatibility with DOS and Windows 3.x workstations, Windows XP stores filenames in the old 8.3 file format as well as its native format. For example, if this article is named "Increase XP NTFS performance.doc," Windows XP will save this file under that filename as well as INCREA~1.DOC.

To change this in the registry, start the Registry Editor. When the Registry Editor window opens, navigate through the left pane until you get to

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Filesystem

In the right pane, look for the value named NtfsDisable8dot3NameCreation. If the value exists, it's probably set to 0. To change the value, double-click it. In the Edit DWORD Value screen, enter 1 in the Value Data field and click OK.

If the value doesn't exist, you'll need to add it. Select New | DWORD Value from the Edit menu. The new value will appear in the right pane, prompting you for a value name. Type NtfsDisable8dot3NameCreation and press [Enter]. Double-click the new value. You'll then see the Edit DWORD Value screen. Enter 1 in the Value Data field and click OK. When you're done, close Regedit. Your registry changes will be saved automatically. Reboot your workstation.

Other ways to speed drive access
There are other ways to speed drive access that aren't NTFS-specific. These include:

    * Cachingâ€"If your XP workstation has more than 256 MB of RAM, you might be able to increase hard drive access speeds by tweaking the amount of RAM cache that XP uses. For more information about how to do this, see the article "Squeeze more performance out of Windows XP with CachemanXP 1.1."
    * Stripingâ€"If you have more than one hard drive on your system, you can use XP's striping feature to have the file system store data across multiple drives. This feature works best with SCSI drives, but it can work with multiple ATA drives as well. You'll make the change using the Logical Disk Management service in the Computer Management utility.
    * Defragmentingâ€"Even though NTFS is more resistant to fragmentation than FAT, it can and does still fragment. You can either use XP's built-in defragmenter or a third-party utility such as Diskeeper.
    * Disable Compressionâ€"Compressing files may save space on your workstation's hard drive, but compressing and decompressing files can slow down your system. With the relative low cost of hard drives today, investing in an additional hard drive is better than compressing files on a workstation.

Increase speed by tweaking prefetcher settings

This is an unique technique for XP, which could improve the performance significantly by tweaking the prefetcher (which is a cache folder).

1. run "regedit";
2. goto [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management\PrefetchParameters\EnablePrefetcher];
3. Set the value to either 0-Disable, 1-App launch prefetch, 2-Boot Prefetch, 3-Both ("3" is recommended).
4. reboot.

It should decrease the boot time and the time it takes to load programs.

Disable Prefetch for low memory systems

If your system only has about 256megs of RAM or less, the Windows XP Prefetch can take a lot of this up by preloading programs at boot as well as preloading programs you often use thus sucking away your available RAM.

On my old PC, a Celeron 2.4 Ghz with 256 megs of RAM, I was able to greatly boast my system performance by disabling Prefetch all together.

Note:  This tweak worked for this user and their system configuration but disabling prefetch on other systems may have a bad effect as it might free up ram but it also could increase program start up time.

Here's how to disable Prefetch.

1. run "regedit";
2. goto [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management\PrefetchParameters\EnablePrefetcher];
3. Set the value to either 0-Disable.
4. reboot.

Disable Indexing Services

Indexing services is a small program that hogs HUGE amounts of RAM and can often make a computer endlessly loud and noisy.  This system process indexing and updates lists of the files on your system, so you can search for them quickly, but it's completley unnessesary.

To disable it, go to the Control Panel and click Add/Remove Programs.  Click the Add/Remove Window Components.  Simply unclick the Indexing services and click next!

Indexing service creates a database index of all files on your system when the system is otherwise idle. Unless you do frequent searches, it is suggested you disable this service.

Delete Prefetch Automatically

Here's an easy way to delete your prefetch -- Automatically!!


1. Go into My Computer and go into your hard drive.


2. Right-click anywhere that a file is not and select the 'New' submenu and click 'Text Document'


3. Name it "deleteprefetch"


4. Double-click on the text file you just created.


5. Type "del C:\Windows\Prefetch\*.* /Q" (without the quotes).


6. Go to File > Save As... and choose "All Files" from the "Save as Type" box and save it as "deleteprefetch.bat"


7. You just created a batch file that will automatically delete all the files in your Prefetch folder. Congrats.

Correcting System Hang at Startup

If your system hangs about 2 or 3 minutes at startup, where you can't access the Start button or the Taskbar, it may be due to one specific service (Background Intelligent Transfer) running in the background. Microsoft put out a patch for this but it didn't work for me. Here's what you do:

1. Click on Start/Run, type 'msconfig', then click 'OK'.
2. Go to the 'Services' tab, find the 'Background Intelligent Transfer' service, disable it, apply the changes & reboot.

Clean your prefetch to improve performance.

This is an unique technique for WinXP. We know that it is necessary to wash registry and TEMP files for Win9X/ME/2000 periodly. Prefetch is a new and very useful technique in Windows XP. However, after using XP some time, the prefetch folder can get full of rarely used or obsolete links which can slow down your computer noticeably. My suggestion is: open C(system drive):/windows/prefetch, delete all files (or at least those more than 3 weeks old), reboot. I recommended that you do this every month.

Note:  Deleting prefetch files too often (Every reboot) can decrease system performance!

Windows XP has a lot of new cool looking visual elements, however, those new elements take up more RAM and cause your computer to be less responsive. By tweaking your graphics settings, you can increase the performance of your computer.

To get started, Let's reduce the color quality.  This setting determines how many colors are displayed on your screen.

   1. Right click on your desktop and select properties.
   2. Click on the settings tab and adjust the color quality drop down box to Medium (16 Bit).
   3. Click OK.

Next, let's use the windows performance settings to optimize your computer for performance.  This will revert back to the old Windows 2000 look as well as take away a lot of the fancy graphics effects.  However, if you are really into performance, this is the price you have to pay.

   1. Right click on the My Computer icon on your desktop or in your start panel and select properties.
   2. Next, Click on the Advanced tab and hit the setting button under performance.
   3. On the visual effects tab, select Adjust for Best Performance and hit OK.
   4. Hit OK once more to exit system properties.

Now your computer will run slightly faster!

Have you ever noticed when trying to view the windows files or the program files you receive some silly message saying that these files are hidden or system files.  Often they are of an annoyance for advanced users but can be a lifesaver for beginners.  Below I will show you how to turn them back on using the registry after you have clicked to view the files which turns them off.

   1. Start Regedit.(just click the start then run and type Regedit then enter)
   2. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\ Explorer\
      WebView\BarricadedFolders
   3. Once there locate the folder that you want to turn the protection back on.
   4. Right click on them and select Modify
   5. Change the value to 1
   6. Reboot your computer.

Permanent Acceleration Fix

It seems that even without pointer precision disabled, the mouse under XP is still influenced by an acceleration curve. This is especially noticeable in games. To completely remove mouse acceleration from XP, you will need to go into the registry and adjust the SmoothmouseXYCurve values. Here is how its done.

1. Click Start button
2. Select Run
3. Type 'regedit' in the open textbox
4. Open the tree 'HKEY_CURRENT_USER', select control panel, then select mouse
5. Right clicking, modify the SmoothMouseXCurve and SmoothMouseYCurve hexidecimal values to the following:

SmoothMouseXCurve:
00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00
00,a0,00,00,00,00,00,00
00,40,01,00,00,00,00,00
00,80,02,00,00,00,00,00
00,00,05,00,00,00,00,00

SmoothMouseYCurve:
00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00
66,a6,02,00,00,00,00,00
cd,4c,05,00,00,00,00,00
a0,99,0a,00,00,00,00,00
38,33,15,00,00,00,00,00

If done correctly, you will notice you are holding a markedly more responsive mouse.

Display message on startup

If you would like to display a legal message or any other message in a pop-up window when windows starts read below:

   1. Start regedit.
   2. Navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon
   3. Modify the key legalnoticecaption with what you want to name the window.
   4. Modify the key legalnoticetext with what you want the window to say.
   5. Restart.

Quote from: Ghost on June 15, 2007, 05:31:23 AM
For a Safer, faster XP Close Unwanted Services

To disable unneeded startup services for a safer, faster XP, use the "Services" Admin Tool (Control Panel > Administrative Tools > Services). If you are a single user of a non-networked machine, you can disable the following items, with no ill effect.

Alerter
Clipbook
Computer Browser
Fast User Switching
Human Interface Access Devices
Indexing Service (Slows the hard drive down)
Messenger
Net Logon (unnecessary unless networked on a Domain)
Netmeeting Remote Desktop Sharing (disabled for extra security)
Remote Desktop Help Session Manager (disabled for extra security)
Remote Procedure Call Locator
Remote Registry (disabled for extra security)
Routing & Remote Access (disabled for extra security)
Server
SSDP Discovery Service (this is for the utterly pointless "Universal P'n'P", & leaves TCP Port 5000 wide open)
TCP/IP NetBIOS Helper
Telnet (disabled for extra security)
Universal Plug and Play Device Host
Upload Manager
Windows Time
Wireless Zero Configuration (for wireless networks)
Workstation

Speed up your Windows 2000/XP system and save resources at the same time

You can improve performance of your Windows 2000/XP and reclaim memory by simply disabling the services that is also known as "System Services" you don't need which Windows 2000 or XP automatically provide by default.

What Are System Services in the 1st place
System services are actually small helper programs that provide support for other larger programs in Windows 2000. Many of the services are set up to run automatically each time you start Windows 2000. However, if you're not using the larger programs that these services are designed to support, these services are simply wasting RAM that could be put to better use by your applications. While the word "Disable" is used here to describe the idea that you'll remove these services from memory, what you'll really be doing is changing the startup setting from Automatic to Manual. When you do, the services won't automatically start each time you launch Windows 2000 Professional. However, Windows 2000 will be able to manually start the services if they're needed. That way you won't be unnecessarily wasting RAM, but you won't be crippling your system either. Note: If you're running Windows 2000 Professional on a corporate network, you may not be able to adjust system services. Regardless of whether you can or not, you should check with your system administrator before attempting the make these changes.

Changing the startup type of a service from Automatic to Manual is a relatively simple operation. To begin, open the Control Panel, open the Administrative Tools folder, and then double click the Services tool. When you see the Services window, set the View to Detail if it isn't already. Then click the Startup Type column header to sort the services by Startup Type. When you do, all the Services that start automatically will appear at the top of the list.

As you scan through the list of services on your system whose Startup Type setting is set to Automatic, look for the services in listed in the Table below. These are some of the services are good candidates to be set to a Manual Startup Type.

Examples of services that can be safely changed to Manual :-
DHCP Client -- You're not connecting to a specific DHCP server on your local network

Distributed Link Tracking Client -- You're not connected to a Windows 2000 domain

DNS Client -- You're not connecting to a specific DNS server on your local network

FTP Publishing Service -- You don't need your system to act as an FTP server

IIS Admin Service -- You don't need your system to act as an WWW server

IPSEC Policy Agent -- You're not connected to a Windows 2000 domain

Messenger -- You're not connected to a Windows 2000 domain

Remote Registry Service -- You don't remotely access the Registry of other systems on your local network

RIP Service -- You don't need your system to act as a router

Run As Service -- You don't use any applications that run as an alias

World Wide Web Publishing Service
You don't need your system to act as an WWW server
If you find a match and think that your system doesn't need that particular service, right-click on the service and choose the Properties command from the shortcut menu. When you see the Properties dialog box for that service, click the Startup Type drop down list and select Manual. Then click OK. As you change the Startup Type for any service, take note of the service's name. That way you'll have a record of which services you changed and can change them back if you need to, as I'll explain in a moment.

Using the Windows Task Manager
Trick : To determine the amount of RAM you'll regain by disabling unnecessary system services, use the Windows Task Manager. Here's how: Before you disable any system services, reboot your system and don't launch any applications. If you have applications that automatically load when you start Windows, hold down the [Shift] key to bypass the Startup folder. Then, right click on the task bar and select Task Manager from the shortcut menu. When you see the Windows Task Manager dialog box, select the Performance tab. Now take note of the Available value in the Physical Memory panel. After you disable those system services you deem unnecessary, reboot your system in the same manner and compare the Available value in the Physical Memory panel to the one that you noted earlier.

Final thoughts
Keep in mind that you may not find all the services listed in the Table set to Automatic on your system. In fact, you might not even see some of the services listed present on your system. If that's the case, don't worry about it. Each Windows 2000/XP installation is unique depending on the system and installed software, and different sets of services may be installed and set to start automatically.
On the other hand, you may find services other than those listed in Table set to Automatic that you may think are unnecessary. If so, you can find out what each service does by hovering your mouse pointer over the service's description. When you do, a tool tip window will pop up and display the entire description of the service. You can then better determine if the service is unnecessary. Remember, by changing the Startup Type to Manual, Windows 2000 can still start the service if it's needed. If you decide to experiment with changing the Startup Types of certain services, you can monitor the services over time by launching the Services utility and checking the list of running services. If you consistently find one of the services you set to Manual running, you may decide to change the Startup Type back to Automatic.

How to Rename the Recycle Bin

To change the name of the Recycle Bin desktop icon, open Regedit and go to:

HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT/CLSID/{645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}

and change the name "Recycle Bin" to whatever you want (don't type any quotes).

Remove the Recycle Bin from the Desktop

If you don't use the Recycle Bin to store deleted files , you can get rid of its desktop icon all together.

Run Regedit and go to:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE/SOFTWARE/Microsoft/Windows/CurrentVersion/explorer/Desktop/NameSpace


Click on the "Recycle Bin" string in the right hand pane. Hit Del, click OK.

Change the text in Internet Explorers title bar to anything you want

In regedit navigate to this key:

HKEY_CURRENT_USERSoftwareMicrosoftInternet ExplorerMain

change the value of the string "Window Title" to whatever you want on the title bar of Internet Explorer - to have no title except the title of the web pages you are browsing do not enter anything for a value.

Follow this tip to increase the priority of active processes, this will result in prioritisation of processes using the CPU.

CTRL-SHIFT-ESC

1.Go to the second tab called Processes, right click on one of the active processes, you will see the Set Priority option


2.For example, your Run your CDwriter program , set the priority higher, and guess what, no crashed CD’s

Quote from: lumine on June 15, 2007, 10:55:15 PM
dili kaau oy!

just wait.

i've been waiting for her all of my life! hahahhahahah! so far, wala pa man gyud niabot! indian cguro!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 03:57:03 PM
sa pinas uso jud ang lunch..

bisag asa basta naay pinoy, uso gyud ang lunch!

Quote from: lumine on June 15, 2007, 09:50:35 PM
what are panggaos?

kana panggaw mura na cya ug basket pang trap sa mga isda...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:55:02 PM
the craziest thing i did for love was sneaking around while everybody else was sleeping., run out of the house to meet my boyfriend whose waiting outside for an hour or more...and got myself pregnant...but eventually, we end up together, got married and so it was the right choice..and im happy...

ikaw??

was it really love that makes people do crazy things when they're in love?

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on April 27, 2007, 08:43:34 AM
Then, don't use Internet Explorer. People all over the world are running away from Internet Explorer. It's prehistoric and unsafe.

Use Firefox for secure and fast surfing. More than 400,000 million souls are using it. Internet Explorer is DEAD.

Download Firefox NOW at www.mozilla.org

gamit ug reliable na antivirus and antispyware....and to protect yourself, dont use visa card thru internet transactions! heheheheh!

Quote from: lumine on June 15, 2007, 01:37:42 AM
If you would have the chance to meet God, what will you tell/ask or request from Him?

if i have a chance to meet God, i wud ask him nganong wala pa man koy GF despite the good looks and talents na iyang gihatag nako! ahahhahahahah! kapal ko no?

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:45:42 PM

speaking of which, kita na ka shrek the third??
kataw-anan kaayo..lolz!

hehehehhe! kita nako! ganahan ko sa soundtrack na live and let die performed by the frog chorale pagkamatay ni king harold! hehehehehe!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:44:36 PM
aha, mao diay na imo tuyo!
lolz...

syempre para modaghan ang mga gwapo ug gwapa na pinoy/pinay! hehehehehhe!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:42:23 PM
nah. labaw pang romeo and juliet ug tristan and isolde...
original jud ning pgkaikyasa...hehehe!

di ba diay murag kang shrek ug princess fiona? ahahahhaaha!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:32:54 PM
mao jud!
ayaw lang pud abosoha pra dili ta pareha sa uban country...

reypon gyud nako kay mga gwapa man! hahahahhaha!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:55:02 PM
the craziest thing i did for love was sneaking around while everybody else was sleeping., run out of the house to meet my boyfriend whose waiting outside for an hour or more...and got myself pregnant...but eventually, we end up together, got married and so it was the right choice..and im happy...

ikaw??

murag romeo and juliet diay?

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:33:57 PM
snatchers and drug related cases r man ang tirahon sa mga vigilante..dli man buyer sa pirated..hehehe!
by the way, nahilom na baya ang mga vigilantes...

nahilom cla kay ilang giplanohan ang ilang sunog target kanang mga mopalit ug nagbaligya ug mga pirated cd sa colon! hahahahahahah!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:28:31 PM
"Ain't no moutain high enough,
Aint no valley low enough,
Aint no river wide enough,
to keep me from getting to you baby!!"

lisod jud ning layo...

murag ako ramay nitug-an...how bout you yadz?

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:13:40 PM
ka very generous...!

unya mang recruit dayon kog mga DH from US,UK,Europe,Middle East,Hongkong para makabalos ta nila! hehehehhehe!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:00:41 PM
you sure? 24 hrs jud?
bisan 1 minute wla ka natulog...
walay tugpahay jud...lolz!

ingana gyud na basta long distant relationship! hahahahaha! the craziest thing gyud tood!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:01:22 PM
wala pa na nauso diri cebu..pg naa na dili nako buy...hehehe!

naa na na sa colon basig ma timingan ka sa mga vigilante! heheheheheh!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:08:33 PM
louya sad oiz..pinaka bargain na man jud!
sabagay, you'll find treasures man daw sa bargains...lolz!

your trash may be a treasure to other people! hahahahahah

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:06:39 PM
ahahaha...well said!
aw, well written diay!
panghatag nya diamond ha...

oh sure!himoon nako milyonaryo tanang mga pilipino walay labot to nagpa american citizen! hehehehehehehhe

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 06:04:39 PM
hahaha...ganun!
pwede na sad okay-okay...lolz!

pwede sad garage sale!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 06, 2007, 09:34:26 AM
A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat.

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

An ounce of gold can be stretched into a wire 50 miles long.

Colored diamonds are caused by impurities such as nitrogen (yellow), boron (blue). With red diamonds being due to deformities in the structure of the stone, and green ones being the result of irradiation.

gusto ko mag imbento ug machine na naay capability mo heat and press sa carbon into its desired temperature and pressure para mahimong diamond!
about sa gold, sana makita na ang philospher's stone which can turn and ordinary base metal into gold para sayon na maghimo ug gold! bow....

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:57:04 PM
okay, hangyo!
bitaw, im not good at selling stuff..
and im not good in hiding..dali ra ko sakpan...lolz
maayo ra ko mo buy...

pati kanang mo buy kay dakpon na raba sad! halaka!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:58:02 PM
so, wlay tulogay?

wala! 24 hrs gani!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:55:02 PM
tug-an jud sa tinood.........

nagchat 24 hrs a day! hahahahahaha!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:32:29 PM
unsay imo gusto nga chicks?
never been used, slightly used or damaged?
hehehe..!

bitaw, naa daghan sa fwenster oiz..hinay-hinay na pangita..or cge nalang ka tambay diri, naa daghan chicks diri!

pwede sad prepaid,postpaid,or unlimited! hhheheehhehe

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:43:46 PM
modifying for sure..

so wala diay originality...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:42:30 PM
a million dollar question..lolz!

10 cents question ra na uy!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:35:57 PM
pssssssst.., hinay-hinay lang!
stealing is a big issue..

dili stealing...borrowing,copying, and modifying lang diay....

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 05:38:52 PM
ay na, masakpan unya ko sa OMB, priso pa ko...
palit lang ko, dili lang mamaligya...lolz!

pdakop sad diay ka?

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 05:23:47 PM
Congrats, you're now a Full Member in less than 24 hours.

Glad to see your computer tips and other well-researched topics. 

Thanks, Ghost!

All for the love of Bohol and the Philippines!

wala lang koy laing lingaw kay day off nako!