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Quote from: Sigbin II on September 19, 2007, 02:46:29 PM
Ebony and Ivory, Sonny and Cher, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Romeo and Juliet, Tarzan and Barok?

itlog maalat and kamatis, lechon and mang tomas, sikwate and puto maya...

yum yum yum!

Quote from: Barbaro on September 20, 2007, 08:33:42 AM
aw.. ipasar ka nako .. dipindi sa cashabutan..

bwahahaha!

angayan jud ka mag pulis kay hilig ka'g mga sabot sabot

Mr Barbaro,

daghan pud mga feeling guapo oi...

Hahahaha! Murag naa man gani ka'y kaila nga feeling guapo...

bwahahaha!

Quote from: Barbaro on September 20, 2007, 08:28:19 AM
kita muna.. sus.. kung ako pay police dili paka nako ipasar..wahaahah

Maayo ra jud wala ka nag pulis. 

Very influential bitaw kaayo ang mga Jews dire sa states...

Daghan jud nila ang mga datu kaayo, in all aspects of politics, entertainment, business, healthcare...

Kasagaran sa mga negosyo dire, owned by Jews...even the company I work for, Jews mga tag-iya...and I've asked a lot of my friends (and my aunts) nga mga nurses, kasagaran pud tag-iya sa ilang ospitals, mga Jews...

But I've no problem with them. Ingon sila mga isog daw ning mga Hudeo, pero my friend's husband is Jewish, and he's very nice. That's all I care about.

Quote from: Barbaro on September 20, 2007, 07:59:26 AM
oistt,, ikaw gyod C2 ha..gasalig ay.. maayog dokirok ta kay naay daghan.. panagsara ra tawn..
naunsa raman tong driving oi.. na ok raba to.. imong gihago ang mga police ato sigi balik balik..

Barbaro, dugay ra ko nakapasar oi. Na aksidente naman gani ko. Bwahahaha.

Uwahi kaayo ka sa balita, busy man gud ka's imong mga tsiks.

Quote from: Happy on September 20, 2007, 12:14:32 AM
C2 conceited rapud tong lalakiha sa barko oi hahaha..

Pero naa jud koy nailhan nga, dili jud mosipat kung tan-awon dili sab masuko, mokatawa pa gani hinuon ug magpa-cute, nya modayon dayon siyag ingon namo nga, ang lalaki naibog niya kay sige ug tan-aw.

Dihay kausa nga ang lalaki nangutana lang gani ug unsa na oras kay naa man siya relo, perti jud niya pa cute, sige smile bisan gipangutana ra, wala gud siya katubag ug unsa oras kay sige ra siya kagiki, nilakaw nalang ang lalaki nya niingon sa iyang kauban nga, bisan nangutana ra gani ta kung unsa oras

Wahahaha! Feeling guapa ra kayo siya. Daghang ing-ana Miss Happy, feeling nila tanang lalake naka gusto nila. Have you heard the song, Silvertoes, by Parokya ni Edgar?

Here's the link:
http://www.esnips.com/doc/84e19768-2aaf-43cf-ac65-ce6e6a3255e1/Parokya-ni-Edgar---Silvertoes

Sa akong trabaho sa una sa SF, naa mi kauban sa trabaho, also Pinay, nga perfect example kaayo sa kanta nga Silvertoes. Hahaha. My best friend can be quite mean, and she hated that girl's guts, so she would always sing Silvertoes kung molabay na gani tong bayhana sa among duol. Deadma lang gihapon si girl. She really thought tanang lalake sa among kompanya naibog niya. Delusional jud ang byuti.

Quote from: Sigbin II on September 19, 2007, 04:30:08 PM
My purpose and my intentions in offering to teach Ginger how to use a balisong were pure and innocent.  "Were" kay dili na man "pure and innocent" karon.   Ikaw ang naghatag og bad influence, Ma'am C2H4.

Wahahaha! It's influence alright, but it's not bad...as long as it encourages you to pursue that line of thought, maayo kaayo na Mr Sigbin. Our goal here is to get the two of you hitched as soon as possible.

usa na pud ka ana gags oi, grabe gud ka in lab si ----- nimo

hehehe!

hmn...

mag hatag nalang sila'g daghan incentives para naay ma dani mo join

ako pud, abi nako'g tubag bohol...

pareha jud ta'g utok, ms belle...hehehe...we're like a pea in a pod, carrots and peas...peanut butter and jelly...gordon's gin and lime juice...

hahaha!

wala raba ko kabalo, gags...

pareha ba?

hahaha!

dong, I was 21, he was 18...if I went any younger, ma statutory rape nako ana! 

akong kalag mag tingkagol sa prisohan! hahaha!

wala unta'y C2H4 nga badlungon dire

hahahaha

PS. ms belle, hala oi...admire ko nimo, maayo ka mo delete2x 

gabii nalang tawag gags, mga 8 pm dire

wala! hahaha! maxx ra 

hahaha!

ms belle, you're crazy!

that's why I love you

ayayayayayay....

no comment nalang ko...

kay basin mo react ang usa ka dosenang tsiks ni Barbaro...

Hahahaha!

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 19, 2007, 10:34:28 AM
hahahahahhahahahaha! but of course

Would you even consider dating lets say a guy who was 25??

Hard to say. Depende sa sitwasyon. But I like older men. Kay lami mo pangga. Bwahahaha! di ba, ms belle?

don't tell me dodong, you kissed Megan that way?

Hahahaha!

Patay jud kang jaja! Samot jud to mang luod.

yeah, si ms belle, murag boholana ug byuti...

medyo amgid ka sa akong tita, ms belle...but of course, you are much younger and much prettier...

Quote from: gagiers on September 19, 2007, 10:48:22 AM
na natulog na si boutet oi dia sa akong tupad...hehhehhe ugma lang ko motawag nimo..naa ra man kaha ka sa inyo? mao ra imong number?

yup, same number gags. daghan ko'g chika nimo sa phone ugma. as in. malingaw ka. hahahaha.

kung ikaw flower girl, ms buen...kinsa man ang ring bearer?

gags: tawag nalang oi so i can hear your beautiful voice...daghan bitaw ka canadian dollars diha

Tsk, tsk, tsk

Not yet....

Happy Birthday, Mr Admin!

gags: kani jud si swakee, gipahamak jud ko! hahaha! liwat sa ko ni swakee oi, sa pagka tsismosa...hahahahaha! swaks, joke lang 

Daghan bitaw ko chika, pero sa YM na kay para makapang libak ta...

wahahaha! joke!

dodong, sige ka'g post sa mga pics sa imong chicks, mag selos jud si jaja, sige ka



ms belle, abi nako moingon ka nga nephew nimo si dodong, unya for me, mura'g apo nako siya! hahahaha!

I think Jaja's a little bit older than our dodong...

but then again, as everybody says, age is just a number...

ang importante, nagkasinabot silang duha  

ms belle, unsa man deperensya sa bf nga younger kaysa older?

To answer your question dodong, I would! I would, if I weren't married. Hahaha.

wala na ka'y balita sa nurse, ms belle?

hehehe! magnet jud ka for younger guys ha...

Yeah, I had an ex-bf who was 3 yrs younger. Mama's boy man kaayo. Hahaha. Turn-off.

Hehehe!

Tubag dayon, ms belle

aaayyyy! ka sayang! dili na diay mi puede ni ms belle, dong? lampas naman sa 10 yrs mi! bwahahaha!

si jaja hinuon, within the 10 year limit pa...puede kaayo. 

mao bitaw, ms belle...

basta mag luto ko, mo ask jud si banana ug unsa daw ingredients sa putahe before sya mo kaon

hadlukan jamo!

ahahahaha!

tando tando pud si ms belle oh

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 18, 2007, 08:47:26 AM
The same thing is also seen in the inverse.

I do notice that mature women eye younger men...lol.

Hahahaha! Mura'g naa ka'y gipa dungog2x dong ha...gamay ra man inyong age gap ba 

I dated a younger guy once. Traumatic experience. Na phobia na ko'g younger men.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 19, 2007, 10:09:45 AM
Su cobertura de seguro ha expirado.

thanks, dong! ako ning timan-an hahahaha

Is this a question for our TB guys, dodong?

Kay kasagaran man gud sa mga girls, ganahan na sila'g lalake nga a few years older.



PS. Maybe you also need to ask, would you date someone younger than you are? 

hahahaha!

funny, mr barbaro...

pag minyo na lagi oi 

hahahaha!

mao bitaw...

kung mag luto ko, mo ingon dayon na si banana ug akong brother-in-law, "are you sure there are no intestines and blood in that?"

Tinud-on nalang lagi unta nang ilang love story oist

wahehehehe!

ok ra na ms belle nga daghan na sya'g chicks kay bata pa man na...para kung mapul-an na na siya ug chicks, aw good boy na dayon na kung ma hingkod na siya....

Dong, como si dice, your insurance coverage has expired, en espanol?

bwahahaha!

gi apil man ug imbitar ni ashton si banana, kay iyaw daw patilawon ug dinuguan

aaaaYyyy, nag study na'g Spanish si dodong kay para magka sinabtanay sila inig estorya nilang Maria Mercedes

when man lagi ang kasal?

para maka diet na ko'g sugod, so I can fit into my bridesmaid's dress

hahahaha! kapalmuks kaayo!

agggaaaaYyyyy!

gi sungog gyud ko'g ayo ai

dong, paki translate daw...wala ko'y nasabtan. Hahaha.

Gi imbitar baya tang duha ni ashton, ms belle...

pag attend ha?

Quote from: Ginger on September 18, 2007, 05:08:11 AM
Hala! C2, unsaon nalang ug nakit-an ka ni Barbaro sa una..LOL!;D

Ayaw'g tuo anang Mr Barbaro kay every port report, every place replace na siya...

Hahaha!

Quote from: Sigbin II on September 18, 2007, 06:19:22 PM
Do you want to learn how to use one?

Hahaha! mura'g double meaning man ning gisulti ni Mr Sigbin

GEC, that was really good. 

Korek jud, si Admin, mas mahadlok ni sya dapat sa mga girls nga mag gukod niya kaysa wayward bus...

mas dangerous ning iyang mga admirers

Hehehehe!

Mr Sigbin, at least emphatic kaayo imong pagka ingon ug, "no puede!"

OT: Nindot bitaw shape sa imong kilay, ms belle.

ngeks!

basin bitaw makit-an nako siya sa Pinoy party ni ashton noh?

Mag lechon na raba pud kuno si Ashton...hehehehe!

hello teng!

musta? gikan ka's kumbera?

Hello peeps!

Kumusta inyong mga kagabhion diha?

Hi gags! congrats sa imong DL, samot na jud ka kalaagan, maong dili naka masakpan sa YM. Hehehehe.

Si swakee pud cge ra pa lami sa iyang bakasyon.

Ako ra'y na tanggong dire sa akong langub. Hahaha.

Oist swaks, unsa ba gud nga balita ang nangalata? Ahahahaha!

Naa man gud to'y gi offer nga comprehensive 2-yr nursing sa WMSU, for those nga grads in other healthcare fields.

Mao jud na akong problema ms belle, I suck at trimming my brows.

I was spoiled. Naa pa kos Pinas, my cousin did my brows, and she was really, really good...murag professional.

And I agree. Kung nindot pagka pluck ang brows, mo lahi pud tan-awon ang face.

ay ako ms belle,

tinuod nga pagka sulti,

dili ko angayan!

hahaha!

ikaw hinuon, wow legs kaayo ka!

Nag sugod na bitaw unta ko'g pa enroll sa WMSU for nursing sa una, pero wala ma dayon.

Dili oi ms belle!

Mura ko'g mexicana kay tambok man ko jamo, naka protrude jud ning akong tiyan.

Bwahahaha!

Bwahahaha!

Mao lagi!

Ka paet ani oi!

Bisitaha lang ko's prisohan ha? Dad-i lang ko'g bam-i ug lechon.

Dear Santa Clause,

Can you give me 10 million dollars?

So I'll have enough money, so I can quit my job, and just make dokdok full-time here in TB for the rest of my natural life!

Thank you, Santa.

Love,
C2H4

This is a no-brainer.

of course...

aaaayyyy!

hahahaha!

pareha ta ms belle, everyone thinks I'm mexican. Mexicans just come up to me and talk to me in Spanish (in SF and dire pud), and then pinoys in SF don't talk to me unless I talk to them. When I start chatting them up, mo ingon dayon, "ay! pinay ka pala! akala ko mexicana ka!"

pait! pait!

Dong, mao man na batasan sa mga Spaniards, mga elitista jud na sila.

Ms belle, you're so pretty bitaw. It must be because you're Zamboangena. My best friend is from Zamboanga, she's pretty...so pag adto nako'g Zamboanga, I was pleasantly surprised. So many gorgeous people jud, miss belle. Men and women, both. Nag lakaw sa mga dalan, mura'g mga artista. Nindot pa jud paminawon mag chavacano. Crush man gani nako na si Marco Lobregat, cccuuuuuttteee kaayo!

Dodong, yes...when you see his things, you'll get a feel of Rizal the man, and not Rizal the hero. I know Mi Ultimo Adios by heart, dong. My great grandmother, during the last years of her life, spoke most often only Spanish, the language of her childhood, unya kanunay ni niya i-recite ang My Last Farewell.  

Ms belle, nope, wala na mi Spanish. Latin hinuon, pero nakalimot nako. My mom, when she was in college, naa daw sila Spanish. Gamit bitaw kaayo na dire, nag plano bitaw ko mag enroll sa Spanish class. Just today, naay pasyente nga mexicana nga dili jud intawon makasabot ug english. So I had to tell her how to take her meds in my very limited Spanish, "tomar medisina uno cucharita cuatro veses cada dia para cinco dias"...wahahaha! carabao Spanish jud kaayo!

True jud na Ms belle, if you work in healthcare, and you're bilingual (english & spanish), dako jud kaayo imong advantage.

Di ba naa ma'y Carlos P. Garcia museum sa Tagbi?

Yeah, there are a lot of really amazing places sa Cebu. I am bol-anon in my heart, but I really love Cebu.

ambot kung mao ba na, ms belle

pero mao akong sabot

Wahahaha!

Mao bitaw ms belle...

Kadtong nag break mi's akong ex, waffa jud ko adto kay cge lang ko pa parlor! Hahahaha! Tambal sa broken heart!

Pero karon, ambot labaw pa sa losyang! Hahaha!

Yes, I've seen it, ms belle. It's a small place, it's more like the family's private collection kang Rizal. I think you'd need to call ahead of time kay murag dili jud na siya open to the public at all times.

I used to love going to museums, ms belle. Kung naa kas Cebu, do check out the museum of the Osmena family, naa duol sa CAP bldg. Also, the museum at Southwestern University is remarkable. It's a showcase of very rare Cebuano artifacts, unya makita jud nimo didto ang history of Cebu. One of SWU's owners, Dra. Alfonso, is an avid collector of Cebuano artifacts, and is quite the historian herself. Everything sa museum, nakuha niya from her archeological digs.

I like their skin, ms belle. nindot na sila'g mga skin...with the exception of Lindsay Lohan nga napuno ug freckles.

Pero kung ako ang papilion, mas gusto jud nako ang hair sa Pinay. Basta para nako, wala jud makalabaw sa beauty sa Pinay.

Ay! hambugera diay na si Mercedes? sayang iyang ka guapa...

and besides, daghan pa kaayong mga Pinay mas guapa ana niya...

naa baya ko'y cousin nga cute, dong...mura'g pareson mo...

pero, dili nalang tika ipa ila2x kay mag selos unya si Jaja



PS. have you seen ms belle's pic? mas guapa pa si ms belle anang elitista nga si Mercedes...wala ra na sa kumingking ni ms belle.

Descendants of one of his sisters.

You'll see a lot of Rizal's letters, some mga love letters niya sa iyang mga chicks...

You'll also see his clothes. Mubo ra man diay si Rizal. Looking at his clothes, he can't be more than 5 feet tall.

But what he lacked in height, he compensated for with his extraordinary intellect. They say he spoke 22 languages fluently, that's just so amazing to me.

Ako kay kung ma overwhelm ko sa mga problema to the point nga makahilak nako, I always talk to Mama Mary. I ask her nga hangyuon niya si Lord nga dili palabihan akong problema kay basin ma bu**** ko.

Yes, naa.

Mercedes is soooo pretty!

Why don't you ask her out, dong?

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 18, 2007, 10:51:17 AM
A book owned by Jose P. Rizal. Maybe one of the original prints of El Filibusterismo with his signature in it.

Inig uli nimo sa Pinas dong, go to USP (Univ of Southern Phils) in Cebu...the owners ana nga school are descendants of Jose Rizal. They have a small Rizal museum, their collection is quite remarkable. You'll see some of the most intimate personal things ni Rizal didto...

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 18, 2007, 10:50:02 AM
unsa nang red heads? kanang morag mga english nga red ug buhok???

yes, ms belle...

murag Julia Roberts and Lindsay Lohan

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 18, 2007, 10:48:00 AM
^ hahahaha di pood, ning tang aw lang--you know, observing--typical bol-anon trait
I wasnt as bad as my buddies, who were whistling at the girls in the gym. LOL. Sometimes, I think that pinoys are sex craved men (most of my buddies are pinoys) lol!! What do you think?

I think so too, dodong.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 18, 2007, 10:42:02 AM
daghang red heads tonight lol. How was the movie, 'te?

oh, i like redheads! nindot na sila'g skin, flawless with a smattering of freckles that look really cute. It was a TV show I was watching, dodong. It was so-so.

So, did you manage to get any phone numbers?

Honestly, I don't like PrisonBreak as much as I used to. I only watch it because of Wenty.  

I like 24 better. Mas fast-paced, unya ganahan kaayo kong Kiefer kay tanan nga problema sa US, siya ibala para ma sulbad.

Hehehe!

Saba diha, ms belle oi...

pangawat lang wawart from the bulsa of your banana...

Luoran...

Hmmnnn...a person nga maayo kaayo magpalagot, pero kung mabawsan...mang luod.

When someone tells you, "you can dish it out, but you can't take it?"...that someone is telling you, you're luoran.

Hehehe!

Miss Buenavista,

what do you look for in a man? Basin diay naa ko'y manok nga makapasar sa imong standard.



PS. do you prefer kanang pinoy? or you don't care?

Welcome Buaw!

That is so true, Miss Ginger.

Basta ganahan ka sa tawo, ma guapo sa imong panan-aw. Hahaha! Love is crazy.

Pero murag tinuod jud ni. Just take, for example, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. They are two of the most gorgeous people in the world. They have 3 kids, all girls. All 3 girls are plain-looking...which leads us to wonder, how can two extremely attractive people produce average looking kids? You'd think that would be impossible, right?

On the other hand, there's Brad and Angelina. They did produce a girl, which somewhat confirms that theory. Ang naka nindot lang, Shiloh is the combination sa duha. Cute kaayo nga bata.

Hahahaha!

Defensive kaayo si Barbaro oh!

Hi gags!

Na unsa na pud ni si Barbaro, mga maldita na pud ang gi trippingan.

Bisan kinsa bayhana Barbaro oi, ma offend kung kalitan lang tapad, unya tutukan, unya kidhatan pa jud. That is very rude. You men might think this is giving the girl a compliment, but honestly, it's so offensive.

There are a lot of rude Pinoy men. Hilig mag sitsit, mag pito pito, mo taghoy, dayon singgit, "Hi miss! ka guapa nimo! puede makig ila-ila?"

Let me tell you about an experience I had. I was on sem break from college, so ning sakay ko'g Trans Asia for CDO. There was this one steward nga ga cge gyud tutok nako, made me feel really uncomfortable. I ignored it though. Then pag larga na sa barko, ug pagka settle in na nako sa akong teheras, I took out my habol and proceeded to sleep. Just as I was about to doze off into la-la land, I felt nga naay ning kuhit sa akong abaga. I ignored it. Gabukot gud ko'g habol, that person should know better than to disturb me. Still, cge'g padayon panguhit. Gi ignore gihapon nako, hoping that if he thought I was asleep, he'd stop bothering me. You know what he did? Gi wakli gyud niya akong habol! The nerve!
That was when I lost it. I yelled at him, "unsa'y imong tuyo? kita ka nga natulog ang tawo!"
steward: sorry miss ha, ganina ra man tika na notice, gusto unta ko makig ila-ila nimo...
C2H4: Ka baga pud nimo oi! What made you think nga gusto ko makig ila-ila nimo? Ka panget anang imong nawong! Wa ka'y batasan!
Daghan pa ko'g yawyaw. I think the other passengers heard me. But I didn't care. There's just no excuse for behaviour like that.
Kung naa'y tawo nga rude sa ako and disrespectful towards me, sobra pa ko's maldita.

I think that woman wanted to find out if you were from her country...so then, she could talk to you in your dialect. Murag na hinangop ra to siya.

Maayo unta naa'y timeframe kung kanus-a jud ni mahitabo ang kasal...

para makasugod na ko'g tigom pamelete...

My greatest fear?

hell...

lisod kaayo ma litson ka for all eternity...

Lagi!

Ako jud nang gidumtan si Brad...

Dili diay pud maayo masobrahan sa love noh?

Miss Ginger,

hatagan jud ultimatum...maybe Mr Sigbin is the kind who needs a little nudge to spring into action.

Go, go, go dodong!

Nindot nang chicks kay makapa buhi ug dugo!

Quote from: Bambi on September 17, 2007, 04:15:56 PM
How nice from Mike. 

Hi C2....am okey, tnxs!.. but still very busog from the b-day yesterday and learned  the German slow fox dance, it was good kay gabutod akong tiyan coz had eaten lot of peanuts...kautot-utot gjdo ug tuyok-tuyok si Bambina pero sagdi kay hubog-nubog na pod ang mga guests.  Bahala na sila.

And you....what's new around?

Nothing new here, ms bambs...same old crap. 

Hello peeps, how's the evening so far?

I had a good day. I'm watching the season premire of PrisonBreak right now (fafa Wenty--so cute!) while dokdoking here.