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Quote from: ?%*&@! on June 19, 2007, 11:27:00 PM

How unfair life is! Ghost knows me after all and yet, he remains a ghost that sends chills down my spine.

syempre! ghost gud ko! i cud be anywhere, anytime, anyhow...

Quote from: ?%*&@! on June 18, 2007, 01:48:22 PM
That was for Mike. He is so into computers biya. Parehas mo! Geeky! I couldn't keep up with your posts. Hahaha! Maybe, I'm just so Paris Hilton-ish, I might also end up in jail one of these days for driving violations. Peace!

dili ko geeky uy...

naa sad koy house and lot pero miniature lang! ahhahahahaha!

Quote from: lumine on June 19, 2007, 11:17:30 PM
paliti unya ko manghod na ghost kay if maulitawo na ni ako butchokoy, ako pasuoton.

wala ba diay na baligya diha>?

Quote from: lumine on June 19, 2007, 11:10:04 PM
owwwwwwwwwwwwww?

daghan kaayo na baligya dire mga chastity belt...

ako ra bitaw mag online ug magabii...

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 19, 2007, 10:58:43 PM
Warning, Rose. No picture of mike should appear in this site unless I can improve the silence. The image will be removed tomorrow.

The image below will also be removed tomorrow.

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si *&^^%^ @#$+) (name has been deleted) man diay ni!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 12:45:02 PM
sure i will...hahaha! better safe than sorry..
kay lalaki man ako baby..i will of course teach him the values of a true catholic and of course the value of sex and being safe.. and when you get married sad and start having babies., you should also think about it..sex should be first learned at home..that's why sex education is being implemented in some schools kay para ma aware ang mga kids sa pros and cons..

hehhehehe...mga anak nako puhon akong pasul-obon ug chastity belt para dili ka engage ug pre-marital sex! hahahahahahah!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 12:45:47 PM
looking for what??
the brighter future..hmmn., nice idea!

looking for a new putahe....ehehehhehe...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 12:52:11 PM
nice ang story sa shrek 3 coz its about having babies man..

baby ogre! yuuuuuuuuuckkkksssssss..........

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 12:50:39 PM
me too...
that's why im such a huge smallville fan...
kita ka superman returns??

at worlds end??
kita ko interview ni johnny depp naa pa daw part 4..

kanus-a man magsugod ang smallville season 7...exciting na kaayo kay nigawas na si bizzaro! heheheheheh!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 12:41:17 PM
coz mao man na hilig sa mga foreigners and even some pinoy and that includes me..
so to protect yourself from harm, try putting on some lotion nalang..

ehehehhehe...kaliwat man gud ko vampire mao na di ko ganahan magpainit!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 12:30:27 PM

ako nahibaw-an sa ten commandments kay 'thou shalt not covet your neigboors wife' ra man...lolz!

It is one of the superstitions of
the human mind to have imagined
that virginity could be a virtue.
-Voltaire-

cguro if naa kay anak dalaga yadz, kada adlaw cguro nimo cya paba-0nan ug condom...ehehehehehe! moingon pa ka,dont forget to bring  some protection darling, dont forget your condoms! heheheheheheh!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 12:30:27 PM

ako nahibaw-an sa ten commandments kay 'thou shalt not covet your neigboors wife' ra man...lolz!

It is one of the superstitions of
the human mind to have imagined
that virginity could be a virtue.
-Voltaire-

obsolete naman na ten commandments...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 11:51:54 AM
try sa limewire..
naa daghan didto opm..

www.limewire.com

dapat limewire pro para kusog...hinay unya limited ang resources sa limewire free version...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 11:45:26 AM
i don't buy that..if people wants to engage in pre-marital sex then it's their choice, they can't be condemned just by doing so..they're just being true to themselves..ikanga 'mgpakatotoo ka sister!..lolz..and besides., if one engages in that., it doesn't mean he/she's not following the will of God and surely it does not make him/her a bad person either...

gibawal man na sa bibliya ang pre-marital sex...amen!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 11:57:22 AM
apply sunblock lotion with spf 15 or higher..

ang question,nganong magpainit man gyud na naa may landong? heheheheheheh...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 11:50:41 AM
just want to ask, are you single sad?
naa man gud si ghost single pa and virgin..hehehe!
ngita sya gf diri..mao amo ghatag si buenavista who is now in brunie..
ng buot-buot sad ko..hehehe!

nah! mahalin na gyud ko ani kadugayan! heheheheheh...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 11:00:18 AM
so, dapat jud unta naay topic about dating..for single men/women..lolz!

unya naa sad topic para sa mga married but still looking...ahahahaahaha!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 10:56:31 AM
anha nalang ka sa daplin then mgdala nalang kabo..lolz!

mura kag taga buk ID ana! ahahahhaah!

Quote from: Barbaro on June 19, 2007, 11:26:10 AM
bitaw noh, ang butang nga imong taguan magkadugay magkamahal, pero ang babae, pagbata pa mahal na mahal pero kung may edad magkabarato....

di parehas sa lalaki na magka edad motaas ang market value...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 10:45:56 AM
FYI: ang butang nga mgka dugay, mgka mahal ang value..just like when it comes to cars., mao bitaw naay gitawag ug 'collectors item', antique og uban pa nga terms. if a girl is not anymore virgin, tinuyo-an man o dili, she still has the right to change,to love and be loved in return.

only those peope who actively engaged in pre marital sex wud like to believe this stuffs...people who are not following the will of God...ehehehehehheh...

"Contentment makes a poor man rich while discontentment makes a rich man poor!" - anonymous

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:54:45 AM
dili sugot ako banana ana oi, gusto niya original iya collection..

Kadto ra jud Shaolin Soccer ako napa record sa ako bayaw ang dili namo pinalit 

original man sad na imo ma download...original copy...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:52:09 AM
bisan unsa lang 

abi nakog sagbot luto-on!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:51:40 AM
gusto lagi intawon kuno sila ma brown, ako intawon perti dalia mapagtong kay pagtong naman daan..

maka skin can cer na magbulad ug sa adlaw!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:46:20 AM
wala pa pud intawon ko kita ana, ambot lang kanus-a ko dad-on aning akong kapikas, basin nagplano guro ni nga mopalit napud DVD kay nangolekta man intawon ni

pag practice ug download ug mga movies para di na ka mopalit!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:46:57 AM
manglung-ag, nya sugnod sugnod man, di naa jud aso 

unsa man sad lung-agon?

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:44:17 AM
na! ganahan man ako bana mapagtong, magbukot nalang unya ko hahaha...

bitaw no, ngano kaha, mao pud nay nabantayan sa mga puti diri nga ang mga pilipina kuno ngano mahadlok nga ma-brown nga nindot man kuno na nga color ang ato panit... Nagsige man gani kuno nagbuwad sa init ang mga puti aron lang daw ma-brown bisan kotub ra sila sa pink 

mao sad na sakit sa mga caucasian imbes naay landong, magpainit man gyud! heheheheheh!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:42:11 AM
I don't think i did one, but if I have its getting married na wala akong parents diri, if its called crazy..

ako, wala pa 

dapat motan-aw gyud ka!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:29:59 AM
na, basta ganahan jud ko lagi, naa man superman movie collection, ako bana, tan-awon lang pud nako kung ganahan napud 

nakatan-aw naka sa pirate (the worlds end)?

yup! ganahan ko sa ending sa dihang gihatag ni will turner kang elizabeth swan ang chest na gibutangan sa iyang heart kay matud pa niya si elizabeth swan man daw ang nanag-iya sa iyang kasing2x! hehehehehehe

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:36:20 AM
ay mao ba? magspend pa diay daghan time, dili nalang ko oi, langoy langoy nalang sa beach ako

pag night swimming nalng mo para di mo mapagtong!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:31:50 AM
dili jud, manggawas ang aso 

halaka! unsa diay na pot session imo guinapasabot?

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:32:41 AM
mahala guro pud no, wala pako aksuway ana scuba, sa swimming pool nalang ko amgscuba kay hadlok ko sa dagat 

di man ka basta2x maka scuba diving...imo man na skwelahan...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:31:18 AM
gisungog jud ko nimo da, sungugan maning pagka ghost ka oi, wala oroy ka matuk-i

diha sad kaisa nagluto mi ug papaitan amo giapil ang bitok pati ang tae ug luto para pait gyud ba! aw lami sad diay pud!eheheheh! yum yum! yummmmmyyyyy!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:56:18 AM
magsiesta   lang gud diha, ayaw lang pud pagbuhat ug milagro 

di pwede mag pot session kay open kaayo...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:17:58 AM
ayyyyyyyyy, sakto na kay mangon nami ron taud taud

dihay kas-a nikaon kog piniritong ilogon or chicharong bulaclac sa tagalog kana bitaw piniritong small intestine sa baboy! grabeng kurata nako kay naa pay bitok sa sulod naapil ug luto! ....aw lami man diay pud! yum yum yum yyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:26:36 AM
Wow, thats great 

We will see, it could be nice 

nindot mag scuba diving sa cabilao...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:25:12 AM
I like superman movies

mas nindot ug story tong kang kanhing christopher reeve although dili pa kaayo nindot ang mga sfx.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:19:22 AM
na, basin lagi dili jud madala, bisan asa pa idayo 

dapat modayo sad ta sa cabilao island sa la estrella beach resort...ehehhehehe...tag-iya sa la estrella beach resort usa sa mga major sponsor ani na site!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 06, 2007, 09:34:26 AM
A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat.

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

An ounce of gold can be stretched into a wire 50 miles long.

Colored diamonds are caused by impurities such as nitrogen (yellow), boron (blue). With red diamonds being due to deformities in the structure of the stone, and green ones being the result of irradiation.

nakahinumdom ko sa movie na "superman 3" ni kanhing christopher reeve na gikumot ni superman ang coal then voila nahimong diamond! hehehehehhe!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:14:36 AM
wala lagi, kadiyot raman pud mi, tunga ra siguro to sa adlaw...

dili man lagi pud mi halinon 

diha ka! bisag asa ka pang lugara modayo, halinon gyud ka! ingana man na basta dayo, humot kaayo! hehehehhehe!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:10:35 AM
ewwwww, kaluod sab ana oi, nga padulong raba mi manihapon, maayo gani dili spaghetti amo pagkaon ron

sa china,japan ug korea kay ila man guinakaon ang mga wati apil na ang mga bitok!eheheheheh!masustansya ug high protein content! yum yum yummy yuuuuuummmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:09:24 AM
mao siguro, daghan manto amo gikit-an, nindot baya didto... kadto rapud ko kaadto atong dapita,  wala an usbi

wala mo nakapang cats didto?

Quote from: lumine on June 18, 2007, 06:49:56 PM
unya magkinamot pa, kalami.

labi na gyud ug naay inon-onan sus, pinakada best gyud ang bahaw kan-on ipares!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:31:06 AM
Yes, oi.. luod jud kaha.. hahaha ayaw nalang pangutana kung giunsa nako 

abi nako imong gikaon pagbalik ang bitok kay mura man ug spaghetti ang itsura! heheheheheh! yum yum yummy yummy...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 01:03:52 AM
Ay! mao na sa Panggangan.. mao na nakaanha nako, mga year 1998 man siguro to, diha man work igsoon sa ako friend, niadto sab mi nibisita.

i guess nakita ninyo ang 80kgs na giant pugapo or lapu-lapu didto? heheheheheh!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:38:11 AM
hahaha, parang nahirapan sa kalisud lol

nahirapan sa tumang kalisud kaya nga pinagpawisan ng maraming singot! hahahahahaha!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:44:33 AM
na ambot lang mao siguro, basta kung padulong didto sa office nila nagtricycle mi, limot nako oi dugay naman gud to..

Government ang tag-iya ana? na ulyanin naman ko oi lol

Bureau of Fisheries and Aquatic resources...mao na BFAR...sa amoa na dapit sa pangangan...

parehas ra sa ug moingon ka b4 crossing the street na "labang tayo sa kabila bay!"...hehehehehe

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:29:18 AM
naay mga qualities sa daan nga dili nimo makit-an sa bag-o... ingon bitaw sila, ang daan daghan naman napamatud-an ang bag-o wala paka kabalo kung unsa jud ang tinuoray niyang mga qualities 

ang daan kay deteriorated naman naa nay diminishing factor...ang bag-o kay designed for excellent performance...heheheheheh

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:25:45 AM
hahaha dili jud ko ganahan kaon tapurok kay hadlok ko gawas ako bitok nya magbitay nya sa lubot lol

kasulay na diay ka?

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:22:43 AM
its not the same baya

kun papili-on ka sa brand new or second hand, syempre adto nalang ka sa brand new! hehehhehhe......peace!

Quote from: Barbaro on June 19, 2007, 12:15:00 AM
ehmmmnam yum yum suka with bobog at sawpo sa hunasan..nice..

apilan ug tapurok unya paresan ug kinutil! dah, gawas lagi tanang bitok! hahahahahahah!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:10:15 AM
tinuod jud, anha jud masukod pud kung unsa ka matinud-anon ang lalaki

kamo daw bi if pakan-on mo ug prutas na hinog sa puno-an pero salin na diay sa kabog, ganahan kaha mo? heheheheheheheh!

Quote from: buenavista on June 18, 2007, 03:16:29 PM
let him go,that's the craziest thing i did

di ba dapat mao man gyud na ang the wisest thing to do? hehehehehe....

kanang nangka mao jud na hinungdan nganong wa pa ko nakauyab sukad2x~! tagok man gud sa baba mao na di na noon ko makaingon ug i love you! hahahahahahah!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 18, 2007, 02:47:49 PM
I will ban a member's IP when there is a provincewide rally against a member's comment/article in Tubag Bohol. 

daghan madamay ug mag ban ug usa ka IP....ehhehehehe...tibook ISP madamay.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 18, 2007, 08:51:59 PM
Pan init
sa tiyan manggunit
Mga bitok mikitkit
Inig gawas mosinggit!

Inubanan sa daghang igit...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:54:48 AM
nah, korek jud ka!

bisag maghigda magkaon gihapon! hahahahahaha!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:54:28 AM
wala jud ka katag-an..sa gaus intawn..
how come you know pitogo., naka adto na ka??

im a ghost...i cud be anywhere, anytime, anyhow...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:45:27 AM
so., you like movies about exorcism??

of course yes! gusto gani nako maka witness ug actual na exorcism...

mas lami ang chicken sa sky's d limit! heheheheheheheh!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 11:26:32 AM
ghost, i would like you to meet gen from buenavista...(buenavista's real name is gen)
she's a certified single, available and very much negotiable..

gen, this is ghost from calape..
looking for a gf...
young, vivacious and virgin..(as what he claimed he is...)

virgin man bitaw tood ko!mentally, physically, and spiritually! heheheheheheh...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 11:35:16 AM
HE is a forgiving God, so, dont be afraid!

not all sins are to be forgiven...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 11:29:59 AM
if there's a woman out there who knows how to tell a guy if he's a virgin or not then you should react to this..!

yup! pero wala man gyud di ba?

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:53:46 AM
women don't really matter if the guy is still virgin or not..
well, at least for me..
as long as i love the person and he loves me..
mao na jud na sya..

di man sad ninyo mahibal-an ang guy if virgin pa ba siya or dili...not like sa mga girls na mailhan gyud...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:50:23 AM

mao na gusto ko makauyab aron mawala na akong virginity!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:46:46 AM
unsay tibak??

kana gud daot sa nangka kanang naay mga ulod...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:46:23 AM
daghan mo gukod..lolz!

ako sad virgin pa sad ko!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:09:43 AM
i just hope dili sila mg divorce..

divorce na sad na...pustahan pa...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:37:04 AM
gibunaangan jud ang utan nangka..lolz!
lami baya na..basta naay silingan mgluto..mangayo jud ko..

lami basta way tibak!ehehehehhe

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:41:01 AM
i thought mao na sya, naka adto n man gud ako brother sa fish sanctuary..basta island, isa r jud tawn ako naadtoan..sa ubay ra pud nga isla..

sa pitugo?ehehehhehehe

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:11:23 AM
mao ba na sya ang fish sanctuary??
just heard about it but never been there pa jud..

lahi sad na fish sanctuary...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:56:14 AM
hahaha unsa ni revenge?

dili diay ni revenge...mas maayo sad na makatabang ta sa economy nila...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 05:09:44 AM
nakaanha nako sa calape, naay fisheries diha ba, ambot unsay ngalan ana dapita nga, kanang naay dagahan nga gibuhi nga isda, diha sa dagat, nga mura gi kwarto kwarto, hahaha naglibog ko unsaon pag describe basta nakaanha nako, nagpumpboat mi padulong didto sa gibutangan sa mga isda. Nikuyog ko sa ako amiga kay ang iya man igsoon nagbantay diha, or usa lang ba kaha to siya sa mga empleyado.

Kung naglibog mo sa akong gisulti naglibog sab ko 

sa BFAR to imong gipasabot!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:43:31 AM
thats why we need to stick and hold on to our faith to fight the evil

the question is that are we having the right kind of faith?

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:44:05 AM
na! imbes nga suka lami sawsawan

maka ulcer man na suka! hehehehehe...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:40:59 AM
Yes, mao na siya...

Dili ko kaayo ganahan anang batuli, kana sawpo ako 

lami kaayo na batuli isawsaw sa tuba or bahalina...ayaw lang sa suka...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:36:53 AM
unsa pa ba ting, nga wala naman tay laing option

heehheheh...we always have an option...bol-anon man diay ta no? resourceful and versatile...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:35:20 AM
yadz paredes diay ka? ako friend diri paredes man ila apelyido taga ubay, nangaminyo na sila diri, moadto man gani ko sa ila karong friday.

sawpo guro mao nay ngaln sa inyo pero kanang batuli kay bat mana, dili manan mura medyas

kana sawpo mao na kana murag medyas na gibali unya kana batuli mga gagmay na bat na siya...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:27:34 AM
hahaha kuwang na sa pagtuo kung managan na, siyempre unsaon pagpahawa nila kung sila mismo nahuyang 

syempre if kusog imong pagtoo, mag double or triple sad ang effort sa demonyo para malupig ka niya...ingana raman na...sa makapabor lang...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:28:45 AM
sunod tawon naman kaha oroy hahaha, nagka-anam anam mangud na kadako ang gipakaon, maayo gani kay gamay ra kong tawo lol

taman ra na sa baboy uy...grabe na pud na tao ipaka-on...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:25:52 AM
tinuod jud, unsaon pagsalig nga wala man tay kasaligan, aw naa unta nya imbes kasaligan kahadlokan naman nuon

ija2x ajo2x nalang ta ani! tabang yourself! dili kay magsalig sa uban! heheheeeheheheh!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 03:56:33 AM
panggal mana sa amo 

dili man sab ko tuo ana, a preacher once said that if you believe in God, then ngano mahadlok man ka sa mga ingon ana... if mo believe daw ka nga naa na, madutlan jud ka, kay hina man ang imo depensa.

Pero kung bad ang imo gibuhat siguro madutlan ka, kay kung manguha ug panggal nga dili imo, bad man.

kana mga preachers kay kusog man na managan if naay ma demon possessed...hehehheh...magpalaban man dayon ug mga exorcist na pari, ug di makaya sa pari magtawag dayon ug arbolaryong buta! hahahaahah!

Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three
A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hi, George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my opthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Four
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers Take 5
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Six
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Seven
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Understanding Engineers - Take Eight
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If youkiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Sure, engineers have been stereotyped as nerdy, desperate, and dateless. But years ago, when I sat in class reading that Dilbert, I just snapped. Engineers aren't all sad and lonely, and just because I was sad and lonely didn't mean that everyone else was.

I post this poem to prove to all of us that love can be found anywhere, even soldered to a circuit board.

An Engineer's Valentine
by Matthew Dalton

I was alone and all was dark
Beneath me and above
My life was full of volts and amps
But not the spark of love

But now that you are here with me
My heart is overjoyed
You've turned the square of my heart
Into a sinusoid

You load things from my memory
Onto my system bus
My life was once assembly code
It's now like C++

I love the way you solder things
My circuits you can fix
The voltage 'cross your diode is
much more than just point six

With your op-amps and resistors
You have built my integrator
I cannot survive without you
You're my function generator

You've changed my world, increased my gain
And made my math discreet
So now I'll end my poem here
Control, Alt, and Delete

50. versatile...

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 03:33:27 AM
mura dili man guro kay, mosukol man kung a biay biayon

im talking in general or majority...

49. sobra ka humble...

higit na masahol sa malansang isda kana si brian! heheheheheheh!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 18, 2007, 03:11:31 AM
Dili na maihap ang mga tawo nga nagbugal-bugal nako kay Bol-anon ko, Ghost. Ug dili na usab maihap ang pagbuhagay sa akong pailob. Kay lagi ang atong Ginoo nag-agda man kanato sa pagpaubos kanunay, mao nga bisan ug sakit sa akong dughan ug kasing-kasing, didto ko isang-at sa Labawng Makagagahom ang akong gitamakan nga pagbati.

basig ma cardiac arrest ka ana madugay mike! heheheheheh

nah!kaliwat diay ta mga ilokano! mortal enemy raba gyud na mga ilokano ug mga bisaya dire sa amoang lugar!

kadaghan na ko nakakita ug away tungod ana sa nagreview pa ko sa cebu! pati sad gani dire karon kay puro man taga cebu man kasagaran sa akong mga tropa pero wala nako gitugot na mahimo kong laughing stock. gipakita gyud nako unsa ka ngilngig ang bol-anon. kalooy sa Ginoo,nakuha ra sad nako ang ilang respeto.

Quote from: lumine on June 18, 2007, 01:59:51 AM
btaw, nangita baya sad nasi gen, ghost.

kinsa bay gen ba uy?

Increasing a PC Speed by Overclocking

Overclocking
Overclocking is the act of increasing the speed of certain components in a computer other than that specified by the manufacturer.  It mainly refers to making your CPU run at a faster rate although it could also refer to making your graphics card or other peripherals run faster.  For example if you have a 2.40 GHz P4 CPU, you could probably overclock it easily to 3.6 or even 4.8 GHz.  The latest P4 processors also appear to be overclockable through the FSB (front side bus) even though they are advertised as being clock-locked.

So, now that you now what overclocking is, let's see how you can actually overclock your CPU.  You can do this using any of the following 3 methods: 1. Through your BIOS, 2. By changing the multiplier settings, 3. By changing the Bus speed!

BIOS: In some BIOS's you are given the option to alter your CPU speed.  Using this method, you won't even have to open your computer case.  When you first boot your PC enter your BIOS (usually by pressing Del, F1, or F10) and start looking for any option that allows you to change your CPU speed or voltage.  If you do find it, then it's as simple as changing the current number to a higher value.

Bus Speed: When increased, it makes the whole system run faster and not only the CPU.  Most PC's have a speed of 100MHz or 133MHz.  Mainly, it defines the speed that your motherboard and other components run at.  To change your bus speed appropriately, see the table below.

Multiplier Settings: Multipliers are located on your motherboard and come in the forms x1, x1.5, x2, x2.5, etc...  When the Bus speed is multiplied by any one of these numbers, it results in the final CPU speed.  For example, if you have a bus speed of 100 and a multiplier of x4, your CPU speed is 400MHz.  Clear? The table below shows how you can change your bus speed/multiplier settings depending on your CPU.

Summary: The best way to overclock your PC is to alter the bus speed and multiplier settings.  To do that, look at the table below and you should straight away realize how beautifully it has been put together.  For example, if you have a Celeron 2.40GHz CPU (which is set up on a 133MHz bus speed and a multiplier setting of x1) you can see straight away that you only have 1 choice and that is to increase the multiplier setting to x1.5 to get a net speed of 200MHz bus speed!Likewise you will also get the same as 2.4Ghz x 1.5 = 3.6 Ghz

Other processes to try out:

You must understand that to overclock you MUST buy a heatsink or an additional fan because your motherboard will be producing more heat. Ask your local hardware store for help with fitting these. Also, make sure you download a benchmarking utility to know how much speed you've gained, check out SiSoft Sandra 98 from the Speed Apps section.

Now that you know what you'll need and what your options are, let's take a look at how you can actually speed up your PC:

(1) Take off your PC's lid and play around with your Motherboard's jumpers. Making sure you've got your Motherboard manual in hand, you can see how you should fit your jumpers for each CPU speed. Simply reposition the jumpers for a faster CPU by altering the bus and multiplier setting jumpers. (see table below)

(2) Software. I would recommend you use software since it's easier. Go to h-oda.com and download a program called SoftFSB.  Follow the instructions and then overclock your CPU one step at a time (rebooting after each time) to check and see if you've been successful. If Windows crashes for no apparent reason then your processor is probably overheating and you need to undo your last speed jump.

(4) To prevent overheating your CPU, download and try CPUidle from cpuidle.de and Waterfall Pro from rocketdownload.com. Alternatively, you can buy heatsinks/fans for your CPU.

To help you choose the speed you want to overclock your machine to, consult this table. Bus Speed in MHz is listed down the left and multiplier settings across the top. Figures in bold represent the most common settings.

moneu\y can't buy faith...

ang gugma sa teenager, pinaagi sa love letter!

grabe sad atong tawhana wala gyud nakamata! ehhehhhe....

Quote from: lumine on June 18, 2007, 12:00:10 AM
sauna kugihan ko,kadtong bag-o pa ko dri, but when i was addicted to play literati/scrabble online, da nawala sa pasing.d more nawala ako interest now that we plan to live for good sa pinas na.

panghatag ka chatm8 txtm8 ate lumine bi!