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Quote from: grazie7y on July 21, 2009, 06:30:03 AM
si arturo akong ka batch, ray.  classmate jud the whole time sa elementary.

wala ko kahibalo nga architect diay na si arturo lomantas. sa akong nahibaw-an kay maestro na siya sa public pero retired na. ambot mao ba kaha nang arturo nga imong classmate niadto. usa ra ka lomantas akong nahibaw-an nga gikan sa BSAT nga karon nahimong architect, si evon ra. gani niagi pa ni siya pagkaseminarista usa midiseder nga di mopadayon pagka pari ug nag architect nalang. pag-umangkon ni siya ni arturo.

Quote from: emmzki on July 21, 2009, 02:10:20 PM
1. Yayong Gementiza - taga Antiquera
     ( nahimong Mayor sa Tagum City ug Governor sa Davao del Norte)
2. Nonito Flash Donaire - taga Talibon (Boxer)
3. Didi Pondoc Nuñez - taga Delapaz,Cortes (nahimong Board Member sa Davao del Norte)
4. Atty. Guiller Saldaña - taga Delapaz, Cortes ( Davao City Sanggunian's Secretary)

ang asawa ni yayong taga baucan, balilihan. kaliwat ug mga terec.

pamahaw: paksiw
paniudto: buwad nga budboron
panihapon: humba nga gihilisan ug maayo.

daghan man pud gud amora sa bohol. pero mao ni ang twist...

kung mo click akoara, kung dili mo click injora. kung walay ganahan kamora.

Quote from: jamo2x on July 21, 2009, 03:34:09 AM
nus-a cla mag open sa bohol bai...kay pa reserve naho si dabins, uban cla graze og Raqz kay hilig ra ba kaajo mang ukoy to, mang bulabogz sa mga luv-birds 

kung mo apply ka ug franchise hayan maka open ni ug branch sa bohol. hehehhe

Quote from: grazie7y on July 17, 2009, 10:28:37 AM
Sir Felix, daghan Lumantas sa Manga.  Anha lang ka sa mercado, daghan na makatultul nimo ug mga Lumantas.  Naa pod ko classmate sa una na Lumantas among Salutatorian. 

ang mga lumantas sa mangga taga balilihan ang mga kaliwat nila nga gikan ra pud sa corella.

Quote from: fdaray on July 17, 2009, 10:05:14 AM
Bol-anon.... mamista ko diha sa injo... Daghan kog paryente diha , mga Calope family ug Lumantas.

pwede kaayo ka mamista didto kay daghan jud mga calope ug pero dili kaayo daghan ang lumantas sa balilihan. pero ang kagikan sa mga lumantas diha corella.

Quote from: willmerit on July 17, 2009, 11:55:39 AM
oi naa pud ko kabatch sa bsat sauna nga lumantas taga balilihan.  architect na karon baja.

kinsa imong ka batch, si evon lumantas?

there's a new open sex academy in berlin, germany where they can teach everybody on how to improve their respective sexual mastery. there is a method called italian chandelier that can help you burn 920 calories per hour in your sexual encounter. the name of the school is amora sex academy.
they are had opened in london, england earlier this year. then they will open another in barcelona, spain later.

pwera buyag. pwerte na kasiaw ang 2 nako ka mga anak.

pamahaw: adobo
paniudto: paksiw
panihapon: humba

puro sobra sa fiesta sa balilihan.

Yeah sakto ka, mao nang naa nga ang ngalan sa seminaryo IHMS or Immaculate heart of mary seminary. Ambot nganong na July na nga usually december 8 man unta ang immaculate concepcion.

July 16 is the feast of the Our Lady of the Mount Carmel. The patron saint of the lovely town of Balilihan. Happy fiesta to all the balilinhons in all cornerts of the globe.

yes it's the feast of our lady of mount carmel. fiesta sa balilihan ug sa taloto. wala mi kapamista kay walay time ipauli. naay work akong asawa ug dili pwede maka leave.

snail mail is much better, the turn around time will only take months the most. the justice system here in our country will take years before they can come up with a resolution.

pamahaw: tocino and hotdog
paniudto: energen
panihapon: bbq

mao nay power sa energo, enduranz ug athro. 

pamahaw: luncheon meat
paniudto: corned beef
panihapon: liempo

mao nay advantage namong mga pobre. magsalig lang mi sa nature pirme. hehhee

wala ba to? pero murag daghan nman to mga amora nga mayor ang naghupot sa candijay. i think kanang kaliwata ang hari diha sa candijay.

13th warrior between my legs

ice age 3

pamahaw: young pork tocino
paniudto: nilat-ang gusok sa baboy, guso ug bihon
panihapon: misua with sikwa and pork

ang mag-aso falls wala sa maribojoc kundili naa sa antiquera. gitawag na nga mag-aso kay murag mag-aso ang inambak sa tubig gikan sa falls.

beauty and the best between your legs and my legs.

Quote from: Candijaynon on July 10, 2009, 12:57:11 PM
What i mean is mangutana pa ko sa ahong ofismate nga kababaryo ni Ricardo Amora, Jr. nga tua naasign sa NAIA. Wa pa man gud mi nagkita adtong aho ofismate. Cesario is Ricardo's cousin.

ah mao ba. mayta ug mao to akong amigo. daghan man diay kahang ricardo amora sa candijay. i think mayor sa una ricardo amora pud no? mao tingale to papa.

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 11, 2009, 03:33:32 AM
monggos nga naay tambok sa baboy.

mao ni akong giluto last monday.

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 10, 2009, 12:45:30 PM


Huy candi naa imong boss sa imong likod! ma talsik jud ka ron!

hahahhaha

dili man magbantay ang mga boss nga taga gobyerno labina ang taga DENR specially sa BFAR. hehehehe

Quote from: llzachll on July 10, 2009, 09:28:10 AM
MAFIA WARS sa facebook! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

suwayi ang farm tawn alegre kaayo. napul-an nako sa mafia wars, gang wars, vampire wars, knight etc.

pamahaw: chorizo and utan binisaya (mixture of agbati, kamunggay, tangkong, siling espada ug tangad)
paniudto: inun-onang isda nga gibutangan ug siling espada ug wowpaksiw
panihapon: tangkong nga gisubakan ug tidbits nga karne nga akong gipagahi pagprito.

ay kay si bong revilla man lagi ang nagpasiugda kay naapil man iyang loveydovey nga si ruffamae quinto.

hayahaya. kiamoy admin naman. 
bitaw going back to the topic. kung tan-awon nmo ang still fotos murag di sya kuyaw. pero im sure sa real nga nahitabo grabe jud siguro.

Quote from: Candijaynon on July 07, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
Ah, mao lagi to cja ang aho classmate sa highschool. Cge ask ko sa aho co-employee sa BFAR na naassign sa NAIA kay kababaryo nja c Cesario sa Candijay

are you referring to NIA (National Irrigition Administration) or NAIA (Ninoy Aquino International Airport)? naa siya nagwork didto? kinsa pud na si cesario?

mosugot man ko kung ingnon ko nga magdonate ug sperm sa class pero kinahanglan ang mopagawas kay lady classmate. kanang partner partner ba nya padaghanay dayon ug nakuha in 1 blast..

dungeons and dragons between your legs

maypa mupahuway nalang na si erap. musamot jud kaalaot kitang mga pinoy.

FIT exam

murag si heart evangelista

drag me to hell

pamahaw: skinless longganiza and chorizo
paniudto: kinupusan
panihapon: piniritong isda

ip man between your legs

murag naa nato early sa early 30's. around 33-34 and he used to study at DWC/HNU before transferring at USC-TC. nagkaclassmate to sila sa akong younger sis sa USC-TC in some minor subjects i guess.

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 06, 2009, 07:34:09 PM
"The Room"-scandal ni sa local lovers nga mga bisaya.

hatagi mi ana aron makakita sad mi ug scandal nga binisaya.

pamahaw: beefloaf ug noodles
paniudto: monggos
panihapon: pork steak

the 1st and only time i went to mag-aso was way back in 1988 when i attended a boyscout jamboree in antequera. we went their for a hiking trip but we didn't actually do swimming as the scout masters did not allow us to do so. so i can't remember how the falls look like today.

may God bless the 2 fatalities whose untimely demise is surely mourned by the people they know.

invited mi tanan sa imong party grazie?

the hurt locker between your legs.

luoya sa babaye ani. murag may-ong may-ong ni heart kung tan-awn anang posisyona. sus kung ako pa ang gi ka kiss ato niya magsige nalang jud to siya ug piyong.

mangutana nya ko sa akong amahan bahin aning sevilla mini hydro.

they watch wowowee because of the ASF dancers specially luningning, milagring, mariposa, lovely and many more.

attended an orientation/seminar, sleep a bit then play basketball.

pamahaw: lumpiang shanghai
paniudto: balbacua ug caldereta
panihapon: utan bisaya law-oy

kumusta na kaha tong akong amiga sa candijay, si ricardo amora, jr.?

it shows that reality tv can help sometimes. i will now let my kids watch reality shows.

nahala, pag ayo ayo pre. happy trip. paimna sad mi apil ha.

kinsay nagspamming ninyo oi

lechon manok tawn na day janjan. manok ni sr. pedro.

naay park, adventure park. pwede ka mag spelunking didto sa mga langub nga kanhi gitagoan ni francisco sendrijas aka francisco dagohoy. pwede sad ka magkayak, rappel ug uban pa.

expected jud diay nga lunupan ang mga sikbit nga lugar once nga mag operate na ang mini hydro? wala diay gibutang nga counter measures daan?

pamahaw: paliya ug inun-onan
paniudto: daing nga bangus ug inun-onan
panihapon: sr. pedro.

mao na koddi. bugtong kabilin sa karaang simbahan nga natumpag.

naa pa kuno ika 4. titled sa lumang bahay.

in most part of the country, beauty pageants have bikini portions. some even hold bikini open and people embraced it as part of the changes in life. it so happen nga naay daghang tigpaka aron ingnon nga mga officials nga kuno sila conservative nya diay to lawom ug dut.

nag mok mok sa balay kay pwerteng bagyoha.

naa koy ig-agaw nga lungay sa catagbacan koddi. nahimo gani to sa siya unang miss STA. gwapa jud nuon to siya.

kadungog namo aning mount carmel hill? gi-develop ni karon sa balilihan as tourist attraction.

survivor ug fear factor

pamahaw: monggos, pinakbet ug pansit
paniudto: wala
panihapon: utan kamunggay gipus-an ug itlog and sardines with egg

coweb between your legs

Quote from: Bambi on June 23, 2009, 10:06:05 PM
Hi BnC!  unsa may atong matan-awan ug makalingaw nato didto sa Danao gawas sa cliff climbing?  Na hala Doy.... ikaw may naa diha sa ato, pagtukod na didto ug kamalig nga maabot ang  presyo, masak-an sa mga TB members ug dunay mobisita didto pohon.

, unsaon kaha nako pagtukod ug kamalig sa magtangtang nga wala man koy yuta didto bambi. hehehhe
bitaw, naa nay daghang nagplano ana didto sa danao. ang uban naghuwat nalang sa boom sa maong facility kay so far dili pa man kaayo daghan ang mangadto.

TV show helps Utah boy survive night solo in woods

SALT LAKE CITY â€" When he realized he'd been separated from his family on a weekend hike in a northern Utah forest, 9-year-old Grayson Wynne's thoughts turned to television.

Grayson watches "Man vs. Wild" on the Discovery Channel every week with his brothers and his dad. On the show, host and adventurer Bear Grylls strands himself in the wilderness and then shows viewers how to survive the sticky situations.

That's where Grayson says he learned to leave clues behind to help searchers find him.

On Saturday, when he was scared and alone in the Ashley National Forest, Grayson started tearing up his yellow rain slicker, despite the intermittent downpours, and tying pieces to trees.

"I just used my hands," said Grayson, who was found safe Sunday after spending 18 hours lost in the forest. "I don't know how many times I tore the thing but quite a lot."

Grayson was among a party of about 15 family members that left Saturday from the Spirit Lake trailhead in Daggett County. The group stopped to tighten a saddle on a horse at some point, said Grayson's dad, Kynan Wynne. But Grayson didn't realize it and went ahead of the pack before diverting onto a smaller trail in the thick forest.

Although Kynan Wynne was concerned for his son's safety, he was also confident in the boy's resilience.

"Somewhere he got the idea that for multiple reasons, not just for people to find you, but to retrace your steps if you have to, to leave a trail," Kynan Wynne said.

Grayson created a small shelter overnight under a fallen tree. The next day, he decided to follow a creek in hopes of finding help.

"I (thought I) might find the lake, that there might be somebody at the lake," he said.

Grayson, who will start fourth grade in the fall, also left a couple of clues for searchers that he didn't mean to.

He dropped a granola bar wrapper about 300 yards off the main trail. Searchers also found a small footprint and a backpack about 400 yards from the wrapper.

"I was just being pretty stupid that I dropped the backpack," Grayson said. "I was just panicking too much."

When Grayson heard a helicopter overhead, he ran into a meadow and waved the last piece of his jacket. But two searchers on horseback saw him first.

"It was such a good feeling that I was going to be all right," said Grayson, who got back to normal Monday by playing in a Little League double-header.

When he was reunited with his father, Grayson's first words were "Happy Father's Day."

The Daggett County sheriff's office credited the searchers, volunteers and Grayson's common sense for the positive outcome.

"The thing that he recognized from the show, regardless of the circumstances you're in, you are capable of surviving," Kynan Wynne said.

pamahaw: monggos ug nokos
paniudto: kinilaw nga mangsi ug tinuwang bawo
panihapon: pansit miki

lungay jud apelyido atong taga catagbacan. hehehe

pamahaw: inun-onang bolinao
paniudto: pansit
panihapon: galang2x bolinao ug piniritong isda

pamahaw: kinilaw ug tinuwang mangsi
paniudto: kinilaw nga bolinao ug kinamunggayan nga kinhason
panihapon: utan bisaya ug bolinao nga galang2x.

pamahaw: monggos
paniudto: monggos
panihapon: isda

1 SAR = PHP 12.71
so if that is the case, tag 7 pesos kapin ra ang gasolina sa saudi.

Bisaya Killer

May isang tao pumapatay ng mga bisaya. Nabalitaan ito nila Inday, Teresa at Marites, na pawang mga Bisaya!

Nakita ng killer si Inday!

Killer: Bisaya ka?
Inday: Hendi!

*BANG!* Pinatay ng killer si Inday!

Dahil dito, nagpraktis sina Teresa at Marites.

Teresa at Marites: Hinde. Hinde. Hinde.

Nakita ng killer si Teresa.

Killer: Bisaya ka?
Teresa: Hinde.
Killer: Ano pangalan mo?
Teresa: Tirisa!

*BANG!* Pinatay ng killer si Teresa!

Dahil dito, nagpraktis si Marites.

Marites: Hinde. Marites. Hinde. Marites!

Nakita ng killer si Marites.

Killer: Bisaya ka?
Marites: Hinde.
Killer: Ano pangalan mo?
Maritess: Marites.

Lumakad na palayo ang killer. Sa sobrang tuwa napasigaw si Marites.

Marites: YIS!!!

*BANG!* patay rin si marites.

  of the 3 videos, the 3rd is the best. very clear.

hahaha sa pinas tawn tag 43 lang.

pamahaw: jolibee
paniudto: jolibee
panihapon: galubi

UGG - Ulipon sa Gugmang Giatay

the map is not good. it will make people lost if they will follow this online map.

swaks, happy birthday. walay tihi tihi diha?

PANGIT
Eloy:  Pre, sa imong banabana, guwapo ba ko?
Andoy:  Pangit ka ug nawong ,  Pre.
Eloy:  Pagtarong diha, Pre, ha! Unsay pangit?!
Andoy: Imong nawong, pangitaon kaayo ba!!!

ang tabirak, kana gud gitunuan nga gabi, ube, kamote, saging, landang, bugas or pilit unya gisagol tanan hangtud nga maluto murag lugaw. another term na sa binignit.

sakto sad bitaw nang papahawaon nang mga structures nga duol ra kaayo sa mga protected areas.

naglibog ko sa victim kay 33 year old female minor.

simhoton sa siguro una usa kan-on. nanimaho pa lang nang baklag mao ray gidangat. sureball nga mawala ang appetite sa sex.
pero si hayden kho, wala na kaila ug baho. tilap ra taman sa ginhawa.

pamahaw: monggos, bihon ug pinakbet
paniudto: tinughong ug coco bread
panihapon: sabaw kamunggay gibuakan ug itlog

gamingaw napud ko ug tabirak.

Ano mahirap sa mga schools?     

Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.

Where to go to college?     

If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La Salle.
If you have no money, go to PUP.

Christmas spirit     

A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would be a good idea if he solicited the support of a number of schools to get together to create a Nativity Scene in time for the Christmas Mass. The day before Christmas, the Monsignor discovered that the Nativity Scene was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so.

Ateneo reported it could come up with only two and not three wise men.

La Salle reported it could not come up with even a single wise man.

Maryknoll reported that it could not come up with even a single virgin.

San Beda reported that it could only come up with three wise gays.

UP reported that they killed the three wise men.

HOW TO IDENTIFY A LA SALLITE?     

A La Sallite walks into a store in Mega Mall and says:
"Miss, I'd like a green parrot, please." The salesgirl looks at him and asks: "Sir, are you a La Sallite, by any chance?" The La Sallite replies: "Oo... bakit mo naman natanong 'yan? If I ordered BLUE cheese, would you ask me if I were from Ateneo? I don't think so. If I bought a MAROON shirt,would you ask me if I were from UP? I think not. So why then, when I want to buy a GREEN parrot, do you ask me if I'm from La Salle?" "Sir, kasi naman..." replied the salesgirl, "this is a flower shop, eh."

HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?     

In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious to know what particular schools attended the big celebration.
Therefore, he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess whom he found and where he found them?

UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity ritual

UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn

UP Manila - they were into "drugs"

Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling

La Salle - they were eavesdropping

San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were in the bedroom with some Paulinians

St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans

La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians

Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians

Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans like always

Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already since arriving

St. Scholastica - they were next in line for the bathroom

CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry

St. Louis - they were in front of the air conditioner

UE - they don't know what's an air conditioner

UST - they were everywhere

FEU - they were nowhere

MLQU - sob! They were not invited

San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?

AMA - they were parading with Jolina posters

How do you know students by smell?     

DLSU: Polo
ADMU: Hugo Boss
San Beda: Banana Republic
UP: Penshoppe
UE: Bench
Adamson: Axe
PUP: Downy
AMA: Lysol

Reaksyon ng mga estudyante kapag nakakita ng prostitute     

UP: bayaran!
DLSU: flirt!
ADMU: loose!
San Beda: how much?
PWU: hi classmate
FEU: hi suki!

Favorite chicken ng mga universities     

DLSU: Kenny Rogers
ADMU: Mary's
UST: KFC
UP: Andok's
PUP: Maggi chicken cubes!

daghan nato natakdan ron kung mao man galing. pero basin gipagawas kay naayo na.

taga loon pud na si mr. murcia?

Quote from: janjan on June 04, 2009, 11:29:59 PM
wa koy gika-on kay wa koy gana mo ka-on

unsa man ni nga timailhan, conceiving? hehehehehe

yeah, it's nice to know who those 25 mayors are. here's an article that could possibly give an idea that it's really true.

UNO spokesman quits, joins Villar party


MANILA, Philippines â€" The spokesman of the United Opposition (UNO) has bolted the coalition and joined the Nacionalista Party (NP) as he threw his support for NP President Manuel Villar’s presidential bid in 2010.

Lawyer Adel Tamano, who intends to run for Senator in 2010, took his oath before Villar on Thursday.

“My father, the late Senator Tamano is a founder of Nacionalista Party. To honor his memory I joined the party” said Tamano.

“I think Manny Villar is the man to beat… the biggest reason is this man was able to rise from poverty, the country's biggest problem. And it will take someone who has experience and who can find solutions for poverty,” he added.

Villar said Tamano would be a great asset to the NP. He said the NP was open to other candidates who wanted to join the party.

He said many mayors joined the NP last month.

Tamano said former president Joseph Estrada and UNO president Jejomar Binay accepted his decision to transfer to Villar’s party.

“Nagpaalam ako ng maayos kay Erap [I bade Estrada goodbye] and we talked for three hours. He respected my decision,” he said.

“Now I can speak as Adel Tamano and not just a spokesman” he added.

Earlier in the day, Binay said he was saddened by Tamano's decision.

ang galang2x kay kamote nga nga gikagod unya sagolang ug harina ug itlog nya piritohon. lami kaayo for snacks.
ang sanggoloy, lubi nga lugiton ug luwag. kanang kasagaran koskoson aron himoon ug salad. kuskoson sad pero kutsara ang gamiton. gisihon sa mantika lamasan ug ahos, bombay ug kamatis nya sabwan ug gamay. dayon inig bukal sagolang ug hamutan or sangig. viola, sud-an na.

tag 42 nasad ang litro gani diri gikan sa tag 37.

pamahaw: pinakbet, pansit ug monggos
paniudto: kinilawng mangsi ug sinugbang tulingan
panihapon: sardinas gibutangan ug odong

pamahaw: pinakbet, pansit ug monggos
paniudto: kinilawng mangsi ug sinugbang tulingan
panihapon: sardinas nga gibutangan ug odong